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Brad Pitt: From 'Thelma & Louise' to 'War Machine' | Career Highlights
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2 days ago
Pitt has one career actor for producing '12 Years a Slave' and three acting nominations for 'Twelve Monkeys,' 'Benjamin Button,' and 'Moneyball.'
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00:00
Ladies, gentlemen, let's see who wins the prize for keeping their cool.
00:20
Simon says, everybody down on the floor.
00:22
It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:24
I hope you, ugly here, find every happiness together.
00:28
Oh, what's in the box?
00:30
I'll take you, give me the gun.
00:31
What's in the fucking box?
00:32
Give me the gun.
00:33
He just told you.
00:34
You lie!
00:35
You're a fucking liar!
00:37
Shut up!
00:37
Like a big hotel with great drugs for all us nut-taste lunatic maniac devils.
00:44
The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
00:49
The second rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
00:55
This is sick.
00:56
I'm out with you.
00:56
You're not going anywhere, you tick-womp.
01:02
You're saying till the job's done?
01:05
Today's lesson, how to draw out the bluff.
01:07
That much money, this early in the game, I'm saying he's holding nothing better than a pair of face gloves.
01:12
Look, it's not my nature to be mysterious.
01:15
But I can't talk about it, and I can't talk about why.
01:17
Sir, let me tell you what you don't want.
01:24
Your hotel on the cover of Time Magazine, and the twisted heap of steel and glass.
01:29
You and your customers are underneath it.
01:31
Headline reads, who's to blame?
01:33
As soon as you give us the money, dickwad!
01:36
Each and every man under my command owes me 100 Nazi scalps.
01:47
And I want my scalps.
01:50
And all y'all will get me 100 Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of 100 dead Nazis.
01:56
Or you will die trying.
02:00
Who would I be without you?
02:02
I love you, Metro Man!
02:04
And I love you, random citizen!
02:05
The problem we're trying to solve is that there are rich teams, and there are poor teams.
02:11
Then there's 50 feet of crap.
02:13
And then there's us.
02:14
Keep your eyes on mommy and daddy, okay?
02:18
Be ninja quiet.
02:19
Just walk in the park.
02:21
Life doesn't mean much to anyone.
02:24
It seems yours might mean a lot to a whole lot of people.
02:30
But what you ask of me, sir, scares me.
02:34
You're here to kill him.
02:36
You know why he's here?
02:38
He's here to kill you.
02:41
He's here to kill you, man.
02:42
You know what I hate about fucking banking?
02:43
It reduces people to numbers.
02:45
Here's a number.
02:45
Every 1% unemployment goes up.
02:47
40,000 people die.
02:48
Did you know that?
02:48
We are here to build.
02:52
To protect.
02:54
To support the civilian population.
02:57
To that end, you must avoid killing it at all costs.
03:02
I think this just might be my masterpiece.
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