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Pitt has one career actor for producing '12 Years a Slave' and three acting nominations for 'Twelve Monkeys,' 'Benjamin Button,' and 'Moneyball.'
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00:00Ladies, gentlemen, let's see who wins the prize for keeping their cool.
00:20Simon says, everybody down on the floor.
00:22It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:24I hope you, ugly here, find every happiness together.
00:28Oh, what's in the box?
00:30I'll take you, give me the gun.
00:31What's in the fucking box?
00:32Give me the gun.
00:33He just told you.
00:34You lie!
00:35You're a fucking liar!
00:37Shut up!
00:37Like a big hotel with great drugs for all us nut-taste lunatic maniac devils.
00:44The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
00:49The second rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
00:55This is sick.
00:56I'm out with you.
00:56You're not going anywhere, you tick-womp.
01:02You're saying till the job's done?
01:05Today's lesson, how to draw out the bluff.
01:07That much money, this early in the game, I'm saying he's holding nothing better than a pair of face gloves.
01:12Look, it's not my nature to be mysterious.
01:15But I can't talk about it, and I can't talk about why.
01:17Sir, let me tell you what you don't want.
01:24Your hotel on the cover of Time Magazine, and the twisted heap of steel and glass.
01:29You and your customers are underneath it.
01:31Headline reads, who's to blame?
01:33As soon as you give us the money, dickwad!
01:36Each and every man under my command owes me 100 Nazi scalps.
01:47And I want my scalps.
01:50And all y'all will get me 100 Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of 100 dead Nazis.
01:56Or you will die trying.
02:00Who would I be without you?
02:02I love you, Metro Man!
02:04And I love you, random citizen!
02:05The problem we're trying to solve is that there are rich teams, and there are poor teams.
02:11Then there's 50 feet of crap.
02:13And then there's us.
02:14Keep your eyes on mommy and daddy, okay?
02:18Be ninja quiet.
02:19Just walk in the park.
02:21Life doesn't mean much to anyone.
02:24It seems yours might mean a lot to a whole lot of people.
02:30But what you ask of me, sir, scares me.
02:34You're here to kill him.
02:36You know why he's here?
02:38He's here to kill you.
02:41He's here to kill you, man.
02:42You know what I hate about fucking banking?
02:43It reduces people to numbers.
02:45Here's a number.
02:45Every 1% unemployment goes up.
02:4740,000 people die.
02:48Did you know that?
02:48We are here to build.
02:52To protect.
02:54To support the civilian population.
02:57To that end, you must avoid killing it at all costs.
03:02I think this just might be my masterpiece.
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