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tears and contracts
tears and contracts
tears and contracts
tears and contracts
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00:00:00Grandma, this is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off?
00:00:10Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:13You deserve everything.
00:00:14And if that boy, Ethan, dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:20No.
00:00:21He's perfect.
00:00:22I mentioned Bollie once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:25Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:30Um, Ms. Woods, the engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:36And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:39Really?
00:00:41I'll find him.
00:01:00Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:13Oh.
00:01:15Two years of planning and finally this American tech is ours.
00:01:20Let's move.
00:01:21If they find us.
00:01:22Relax.
00:01:23There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:25You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:28And mannequins in their potties.
00:01:31Room service.
00:01:33Room service.
00:01:34Mission accomplished.
00:01:51Mission accomplished.
00:01:52She wants to go scuba diving.
00:02:07I'll take her.
00:02:08There might be a little oxygen malfunction.
00:02:11She'll die doing what she loves.
00:02:13No one will suspect a murder.
00:02:15I'll even take care of her grandma too and everything is going to be mine.
00:02:19She's crazy about you, man.
00:02:22The mansion.
00:02:23The Porsche.
00:02:25Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:02:27Yeah, sure I do.
00:02:28I just love money more.
00:02:31Can you blame me?
00:02:32Come on, here.
00:02:33To getting rich and not having to work for it.
00:02:38My dream wedding is a complete sham.
00:02:40He doesn't want to marry me.
00:02:42He wants to kill me.
00:02:44No.
00:02:45Oh, careful.
00:02:52What, does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:02:54I'm sorry.
00:02:55I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:02:58Another runaway bride.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:14Another runaway bride.
00:03:34Grandma...
00:03:35Everything hurts.
00:03:40Why do I sound like a dude?
00:03:42what the hell are you doing in here what am i doing here i saved your life
00:03:50five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real
00:03:53why couldn't you have done this sooner you would have saved me a lot of time
00:03:57but you'll be dead and i'll be rich
00:04:01oh honey oh you're awake thank god
00:04:07hands to yourself motherfucker she knows about my plan no no way
00:04:17what do you mean that my grandma's dead what happened tell me what the hell is wrong with
00:04:27you dude listen you can screw with me you can kill me you can do whatever you want
00:04:31stay away from my grandma you got it what the hell what the hell what the hell
00:04:41am i dead is this some freaky afterlife glitch why the hell am i inside someone else
00:04:50oh my god oh my god this isn't real this isn't real this isn't real this isn't
00:04:55what i'm alive wait what what's going on who the hell are you what are you doing in
00:05:10my body i was about to ask you the same thing what did you do you're that suicidal bride
00:05:16you're that jerk who crashed into me oh my god okay what'd you do my identity's complicated
00:05:24if you don't want any trouble you need to stay with me 24 7
00:05:27excuse me i'm blair woods heiress to the woods family i'm not gonna spend 24 7 with a filthy
00:05:32stranger stranger fine let's get married what oh my god you're completely insane you were running
00:05:40from your wedding right okay i'll go back and tell them that i changed my mind the wedding
00:05:45is back on no no no no no no he's trying to kill me absolutely not you cannot do that
00:05:49it's your choice him or me
00:05:53it's your choice him or me
00:05:59fine fine but the second he's back we're getting divorced
00:06:04you i mean who's that guy
00:06:07what the hell my boyfriend says you're trash so congrats your doubts
00:06:18okay you need to work with me here too short excuse me too short
00:06:23what are you doing this guy is obviously using you don't fall for a pretty boy act like his
00:06:35okay well it's better be a pretty boy than a murderous con man so and you know what guys who
00:06:39try to kill women for money don't get to marry me i mean i'm beyonce so dream on loser
00:06:45what the blair i'll be waiting for you when you come to your senses okay
00:06:51every chasing men sucks as a coward
00:06:58fine fine fine okay let's get married on one condition we try to switch back first and if that
00:07:06doesn't work then i'll meet you at the turf fair enough don't disappoint me fiance
00:07:14okay but like how do we switch back can we just like crash into each other again
00:07:22i'm game go stand in the middle of the road i'll grab my car you know i'd rather be a bitter
00:07:28bride than roadkill so screw it let's get married get ready to kneel kneel yeah
00:07:35all right 8 57 all right what's your name uh blair woods buddy i asked your name not your fiance's
00:07:51oh uh uh uh uh come here did i help you what journey liam lou liam lou uh huh are you too
00:08:02sure about this yeah because i've seen a lot of couples come through here and i'm not gonna lie
00:08:08this room i need to check up from the neck up excuse me wait are you calling me crazy
00:08:13We're certain.
00:08:14Please process our application.
00:08:15Yeah.
00:08:17Please.
00:08:18All right.
00:08:28Do you know when she's going to show up?
00:08:30No.
00:08:31Oh, great.
00:08:39You're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:41It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:43Stop whining.
00:08:44It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:49Stop whining.
00:08:51My first wedding and I'm going to be married to you?
00:08:53Yeah, it's not like I'm thrilled about it either.
00:08:56Liam Lowell, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:09:00Through wealth, hardship, and everything in between?
00:09:03He does.
00:09:03All right, then.
00:09:04In Blair Woods, the same stuff?
00:09:07Wonderful.
00:09:08Take that as a yes.
00:09:09Please exchange rings.
00:09:13Rings?
00:09:15No, we are not at the kissing party yet.
00:09:18Wait.
00:09:20Stop.
00:09:21What are you?
00:09:22Wait.
00:09:23Watch out.
00:09:24God.
00:09:25God.
00:09:25God.
00:09:34You really came prepared.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:38I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:41You may kiss the bride.
00:09:47Come on.
00:09:48Yep, no, I can't do it
00:09:52Excuse me, under normal circumstances
00:09:55You never get to kiss somebody like me
00:09:56In your entire life
00:09:57Well, this is just a temporary arrangement
00:09:59Is such a sacred institution
00:10:02Merely a convenience for you two?
00:10:04Look, Pastor, it's not really like we had a choice
00:10:07Otherwise, I wouldn't have
00:10:08I know you know me and my dreams
00:10:12You come visit and I make a scene
00:10:16I really am a good kisser all night
00:10:19This ring is, like, insanely unique
00:10:27I never pegged you for the, uh, classy, sentimental type
00:10:31It's kind of hot, though
00:10:32It was my foster mother's
00:10:34It was her husband's final gift to her
00:10:36Oh, my God, no, I'm so sorry
00:10:38This must be, like, super important to you here
00:10:39You should take it back
00:10:39Oh, we're married
00:10:40It's yours now
00:10:42Plus, I promised your grandma I'd protect you
00:10:45And I used that ring as a good luck charm for years
00:10:47Now I can protect you instead
00:10:50No
00:10:51All right, let's go home
00:10:54Husband
00:10:55Maybe you're not as annoying as I thought
00:11:03Oh, my God
00:11:19What are you doing?
00:11:23I'm posting on my IG, duh
00:11:24It's, like, totally where normal people live on TV
00:11:27Okay
00:11:28Um, well, princess
00:11:30Welcome to your new life
00:11:31Follow me
00:11:33So this is it?
00:11:46My closet is bigger than this entire place
00:11:48Someone swore if we're richer or poorer back at the church
00:11:52Or was it all just for show?
00:11:54Okay, well, then by that same vow
00:11:55You're stuck with me forever, too, so
00:11:57No, forever's not that long
00:11:58You could die any day
00:12:00Wow, morbid
00:12:01But, um, are we sure about this place?
00:12:04Because we could always just, like, stay alive
00:12:05No, not an option
00:12:07Look
00:12:07If you want to stay alive
00:12:09You'll stay put
00:12:10Right here
00:12:11Why?
00:12:15Salted little princess
00:12:16You don't know who I am
00:12:19What I do
00:12:20And you still follow me home
00:12:23Aren't you afraid
00:12:24What I might do?
00:12:26What, oh, what are you
00:12:28What is that supposed to mean?
00:12:29What are you planning?
00:12:30Look, relax
00:12:30All I'm saying is
00:12:33We swapped bodies
00:12:34Which means
00:12:35Things might happen
00:12:37And if they do happen
00:12:40You need to accept it
00:12:42And stay quiet
00:12:43Like what things?
00:12:45Well, like the fact that
00:12:46The body you're in right now
00:12:48Belongs to a secret agent
00:12:50I'm sorry
00:12:54I'm sorry
00:12:54A what?
00:12:56I'm sorry
00:13:01I'm sorry
00:13:01A what?
00:13:05I knew he was trouble
00:13:07This is what I get
00:13:08For trusting a hot stranger
00:13:10I need to get out of here
00:13:11Fast
00:13:12Are you trying to leave?
00:13:20It's too late
00:13:21My identity is classified
00:13:23You know too much
00:13:24Okay, wait
00:13:25Just please don't kill me
00:13:26I'll stay put
00:13:26I swear
00:13:27Okay, relax
00:13:28Look
00:13:28As long as you don't
00:13:29Do anything stupid
00:13:30I won't touch you
00:13:32You're my wife
00:13:33Wait a second
00:13:36Okay, so if you're
00:13:38A secret agent
00:13:39Doesn't that mean
00:13:39People are like
00:13:40Trying to kill you?
00:13:43Exactly
00:13:43That's why I brought you here
00:13:44This is a safe house
00:13:46And if you want to
00:13:48Stay alive
00:13:48You need to stay close to me
00:13:50I never thought
00:13:53I'd be with him
00:13:53As a secret agent
00:13:54Yeah
00:13:54Get used to it
00:13:55They'll wash up
00:13:58It's almost bedtime
00:13:59But there's only one bed
00:14:01No, no, no
00:14:10It was on the bed
00:14:11You get the couch
00:14:11No, move it
00:14:13This is my bed
00:14:14Don't you have any chivalry?
00:14:15It's ladies first
00:14:16I am a secret agent
00:14:17Not a knight
00:14:18Besides
00:14:18Take a look in the mirror
00:14:19Are you really a lady?
00:14:20Wait
00:14:20I don't care
00:14:21I'm sleeping in this bed
00:14:23For the record
00:14:23This is my house
00:14:25Didn't you say
00:14:27You were going to protect me?
00:14:28And now I can't
00:14:28Sleep in a real bed?
00:14:31Fine
00:14:31You take the bed
00:14:33Thank you
00:14:34No funny business
00:14:35Close the door
00:14:37I never thought I'd actually get married
00:14:49Wait
00:14:55No way
00:14:57Am I actually catching feelings for that entitled princess?
00:15:02What happened?
00:15:15What?
00:15:15What happened?
00:15:16This is worse than a gas station next to LAX
00:15:19What?
00:15:21What is this?
00:15:22Is this supposed to be soap?
00:15:23Yeah, obviously
00:15:24Listen up babe
00:15:25If this sketchy soap comes near that face
00:15:28Worth an estimated $30 million in skincare
00:15:30I will legit yeep your favorite appendage
00:15:32Straight down the toilet
00:15:33Got it?
00:15:36Grab your wallet
00:15:37It's time for retail therapy
00:15:38Okay
00:15:42Let's go
00:15:43Hmm
00:15:46Hmm
00:15:48Hmm
00:15:49Hmm
00:15:50Hmm
00:15:51Hmm
00:15:52Shit
00:15:53No
00:15:54God
00:15:55This woman is terrifying
00:15:56Hmm
00:15:57What are you doing?
00:15:59Shit
00:15:59Hmm
00:16:01Hmm
00:16:02Hmm
00:16:03Trust process
00:16:08Hey
00:16:11Don't
00:16:13Be a good girl
00:16:15Okay
00:16:15Ah
00:16:41Slay
00:16:42Mom
00:16:43Mom
00:16:44I guess your face really is worth $30 million
00:16:48Oh look
00:16:49You're finally getting good taste
00:16:50Welcome to the Globe Club
00:16:51This shade would look fire on you
00:16:55Do you want to try?
00:16:57No
00:16:57I'll take everything
00:17:01Ma'am
00:17:02These are limited edition
00:17:04They're like $100 each
00:17:05My treat
00:17:08Okay so like how does this work
00:17:18Alright put that down
00:17:19I'll show you
00:17:20I hate it
00:17:31I hate it
00:17:31Okay
00:17:35Uh don't move
00:17:36Or
00:17:36I might cut you
00:17:38Wait
00:17:39You're gonna put that on
00:17:42No
00:17:42What?
00:17:43Yeah
00:17:44I'm here
00:17:45Is it hot in here
00:17:52Or am I crushing on my own face
00:17:55Okay don't worry
00:17:58Rinse it off in your shower
00:18:00Oh
00:18:00Shower?
00:18:01What?
00:18:02Oh
00:18:03Alright
00:18:05No peeking
00:18:08Yeah trust me
00:18:23your body's not really on my must see this ouch really much okay watch it careful
00:18:37somebody named raven should i pick it up um yeah whatever he says just say
00:18:58simple yo man you've been straight up ghost mode for days do you miss me or what
00:19:07mm-hmm let me guess you dodging another hit squad or something again
00:19:15figures you're basically untouchable anyway i got you a fresh gig lined up
00:19:20buzz me up and i'm waiting downstairs
00:19:28so your boy's outside and he said something about a mission what what the hell did you agree well
00:19:32you told me that wait hold up what are you doing what is your problem at least on some underwear
00:19:46well it's about time you let me in i
00:19:58so who's this my husband
00:20:22uh i mean it's my wife bro you got married since when
00:20:31the uh yesterday accident introduced me to the love of my life and uh just we clicked
00:20:39instantly and uh decided to get married no problem wow you know i thought you and i really did have
00:20:46something but here you are getting married and not even telling me okay don't get any weird ideas i am
00:20:53straight so what brings you here in the middle of the night okay don't get any weird ideas i'm straight
00:21:03so what brings you here in the middle of the night i'm starting to see why you two are end game
00:21:10she's as extra as you are anywho could you tell your girl to dip this is real talk
00:21:16nah man she's good she uh she knows what's up she she we don't get keep in this marriage bro you do
00:21:22realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you out the moment
00:21:27they go soft right get to the point skip the filler hold on
00:21:34don't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life i tried to touch it once and
00:21:42you nearly snapped my wrist yeah yeah i gave it to her problem wow she really must be the one
00:21:53anyway here's your newest tip no it's not happening can't you see we just got married we are on our
00:22:00honeymoon bro you've been off the grid way too long you don't take this mission you fail the
00:22:08monthly evaluation which means you face the death challenges your wife or your life make your choice
00:22:22honeymoon can wait he'll take the job that's the spirit
00:22:25good luck you two lovebirds
00:22:34okay you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent mission thing right
00:22:38no relax i'll handle it
00:22:45come on
00:22:48hello blair woods you got married and didn't tell me
00:22:56you're so dead
00:23:03well
00:23:05care to explain yourself
00:23:07yeah he's the love of my life i'm all in
00:23:11with some feeling
00:23:15well
00:23:16care to explain yourself
00:23:19yeah he's the love of my life i'm all in
00:23:21wrong with some feeling
00:23:27two days ago you dipped out of your engagement and now you marry this brando
00:23:33not on my watch think about the family's reputation no grandma grandma please please make sure we truly
00:23:41love each other
00:23:48yeah he is so sweet
00:23:52grandma it's real love i swear i'll i'll hand over all my password okay bank accounts crypto netflix
00:23:58literally everything what
00:24:04yeah he is gonna give me everything we don't need his pocket change
00:24:10we don't need his pocket change but fine if this kid makes you happy then
00:24:17oh
00:24:21oh
00:24:23ma'am
00:24:35how do you know about my migraines
00:24:37uh blair too she mentioned it in passing like they get really bad when you're stressed out
00:24:44i thought i'd learn some hacks
00:24:47yeah just in case
00:24:48that's very sweet actually the last one couldn't even pretend to care
00:24:56lee did was ask me for my money i can't believe i was so blind grandma must be really disappointed
00:25:02in me my bad grandma but it's over from now on i'm taking back full control
00:25:10sweetheart i get it a bad marriage is hell and even if it's moments before the vows you can walk away
00:25:17you can walk away so love who you love
00:25:23as for you
00:25:26if i ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter
00:25:30you'll regret it for the rest of your life
00:25:35as for you
00:25:38if i ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter
00:25:42you'll regret it for the rest of your life
00:25:44Grandma, I'm your precious granddaughter.
00:26:00Game time.
00:26:01Target's been spotted.
00:26:10Where is he?
00:26:12What is taking him so long?
00:26:14Oh, my God, Leon.
00:26:17What happened?
00:26:19What happened?
00:26:22Here, let up.
00:26:23No, no, no.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:25Stay with me.
00:26:25Stay with me.
00:26:27What happened?
00:26:27Did somebody ambush you?
00:26:29Mission's done, but someone tagged me.
00:26:32Can't find the damn wound.
00:26:33Can't stop the bleeding.
00:26:35That's it.
00:26:35We're going to the ER.
00:26:36No.
00:26:39That's it.
00:26:39We're going to the ER.
00:26:40No.
00:26:41No hospitals.
00:26:42It's too risky.
00:26:43You helped me find the bullet hole.
00:26:44I'll patch the wound myself.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:48Okay.
00:26:57Liam.
00:27:00What day is it?
00:27:01Are you seriously checking a calendar while I'm bleeding out?
00:27:04Plot twist.
00:27:08So, you actually didn't get shot.
00:27:11You just got your period.
00:27:14Sorry, babe.
00:27:14Oh, wait.
00:27:22Here.
00:27:23Breathe with me.
00:27:27What's your play here?
00:27:29I'm helping you with your cramps.
00:27:31By holding my hand?
00:27:33Shh.
00:27:34Science.
00:27:36Studies show that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so...
00:27:39Even for fake couples?
00:27:41Even for fake couples?
00:27:44Studies show that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so...
00:27:48Even for fake couples?
00:27:51You know, maybe you should try not talking.
00:27:52And maybe you should stop reading fake news.
00:27:55It's not fake news.
00:27:56It's not fake news.
00:28:00So?
00:28:03Are you feeling any better now?
00:28:06I actually do feel less wrecked.
00:28:08Told you.
00:28:10Honestly, I don't normally cramp this bad.
00:28:12But I'm sure your super secret agent cardio didn't help.
00:28:15Yeah, your endurance sucks.
00:28:16But I sure that mission nearly took me out.
00:28:18Looks like I'm flunking this evaluation.
00:28:26Why do you do it?
00:28:27Like, real talk, why do you do it?
00:28:28The super secret agent stuff.
00:28:30Just seems like...
00:28:31Dangerous to AF.
00:28:34For my foster mom.
00:28:36This is her?
00:28:43Well...
00:28:44She looks...
00:28:45Really kind.
00:28:47She was.
00:28:48She taught me how to survive.
00:28:52Hmm.
00:28:55So this is how you got in the agency?
00:28:58Yeah.
00:29:00And I won't disappoint her.
00:29:02Okay.
00:29:03I'll help you.
00:29:04Is the evaluation getting your spot back?
00:29:06No.
00:29:07Absolutely not.
00:29:07End of discussion.
00:29:11But...
00:29:11No.
00:29:12No.
00:29:12Absolutely not.
00:29:13End of discussion.
00:29:14You're not doing it.
00:29:15I can't let you risk your life.
00:29:17Okay.
00:29:17All right.
00:29:18Well, besides me, who else is going to help you now?
00:29:22The body's yours.
00:29:23The muscle memory's still there.
00:29:24And all the other stuff, I don't know.
00:29:26You can, like, teach her.
00:29:27You're the super secret agent, right?
00:29:28I don't think you understand how dangerous this job is.
00:29:34I can't afford to lose you, too.
00:29:36Okay.
00:29:37All right.
00:29:37Come on.
00:29:38What?
00:29:39You're planning on doing your dirty work in my delicate little body forever?
00:29:43No.
00:29:43I'm not doing this for free.
00:29:45I want three favors from you.
00:29:46Non-negotiable.
00:29:49Fine.
00:29:49What the hell just happened?
00:29:59Did she seriously just pat my head like I'm a puppy?
00:30:02Why...
00:30:03Why did that make me feel weirdly happy?
00:30:06All right.
00:30:06Get it together, Liam.
00:30:08It was just a kiss.
00:30:09Oh, God.
00:30:21What did I just do?
00:30:22Did I kiss him?
00:30:25Why the hell would I kiss him?
00:30:27Wait.
00:30:28Do I like him?
00:30:30No.
00:30:39Wow, you can actually cook.
00:30:42For a second, I was thinking of promoting you to my future husband.
00:30:45Okay, enough talking.
00:30:47Eat up.
00:30:48It's the last moment of happiness you'll have today.
00:30:57This is the whole plan?
00:30:59That's just the table of contents.
00:31:01Okay, so just out of curiosity, is it too late to back out now?
00:31:09Forty-nine?
00:31:15Fifty?
00:31:16Okay, keep going.
00:31:17Don't slow down.
00:31:19This plan isn't humane.
00:31:20That was just the warm-up.
00:31:22What?
00:31:26Oh, damn.
00:31:30My body's kind of hot.
00:31:34Oh, damn.
00:31:37My body's kind of hot.
00:31:38Okay.
00:31:39Answer yourself.
00:31:41That's enough for today.
00:31:42I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:44Ugh.
00:32:01Okay, relax.
00:32:02That's your own body.
00:32:05When we switch back, I'm still writing a fantasy novel about this.
00:32:08Kissing myself.
00:32:10A memoir.
00:32:10Don't you dare.
00:32:11Oh, God.
00:32:12Don't flatter yourself.
00:32:12The main character's not going to be based on you.
00:32:14That's even worse.
00:32:17Anyway, after lunch, I have something special to show you.
00:32:20Oh, let me guess.
00:32:21Uh, rare jewelry.
00:32:23Oh, I know.
00:32:26Oh, I know.
00:32:26Limited edition air vests.
00:32:28My baby's impressive, right?
00:32:37These are what you call babies?
00:32:39God, I never should have trusted somebody who washes their face with bar soap.
00:32:42No, just pick one for them.
00:32:45No.
00:32:46You have to touch it yourself.
00:32:47You'll know which one's right.
00:32:50You're my wife now.
00:32:51I won't allow anything to compromise your safety.
00:32:54Well, technically, I'm your husband.
00:32:56Well, then, pick a damn gun, dear husband.
00:33:06How about this one?
00:33:08Not bad.
00:33:09It's an M200.
00:33:10Longest range sniper rifle on earth.
00:33:12But it's bolt action.
00:33:14It's definitely not beginner friendly.
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:19This is fun.
00:33:24This one.
00:33:43Can I raise your weapon?
00:33:46Gun up.
00:33:49Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:53Are you listening?
00:33:59Are you even listening to me?
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:01Please.
00:34:03Okay.
00:34:05Lesson one.
00:34:06Observation.
00:34:08Choose any target you want.
00:34:10I'm just a little interest.
00:34:13So.
00:34:18Wait.
00:34:19Oh, my God.
00:34:20That's Tasha.
00:34:22Tasha, my bestie.
00:34:23Oh.
00:34:24That is wild.
00:34:26What are the odds?
00:34:27Oh, my God.
00:34:27I'm going to text her later.
00:34:37Those cheating bastards.
00:34:39I'm going to kill.
00:34:40No, you're not.
00:34:41Okay.
00:34:41Okay.
00:34:41Okay.
00:34:41Okay.
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:43Okay.
00:34:43Okay.
00:34:43Okay.
00:34:43Okay.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:45Okay.
00:34:45Okay.
00:34:45Okay.
00:34:46Okay.
00:34:46Okay.
00:34:46Okay.
00:34:47Okay.
00:34:47Okay.
00:34:48So, what happened with you and Blair?
00:34:53I don't want to talk about it.
00:34:55Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere and stole her from me.
00:34:59What?
00:35:00And you just gave up?
00:35:02Why?
00:35:02Do you know how hard I worked to introduce you to that cash cow?
00:35:06Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find someone so rich and gullible?
00:35:11I'm just getting a little tired of following her around like a lap dog.
00:35:18It's pathetic.
00:35:20Honey, honey, just stick with it a little longer.
00:35:25Do it for our baby.
00:35:27We need her money.
00:35:28I did everything for her.
00:35:42I gave her everything.
00:35:43When the mean girls bullied her at school, who confronted him?
00:35:47Me.
00:35:47And now she has the nerve to play kissy face with Ethan.
00:35:54Okay.
00:35:55Okay.
00:35:56You've been crying for three hours.
00:35:58If you're that upset, why don't you just say something?
00:36:00I know.
00:36:01You know what?
00:36:03I should have.
00:36:04They're not going to get away with this.
00:36:08They used me for my money, and I'm not going to let somebody who betrayed me get off that easy.
00:36:16And now she has the nerve to ask me out?
00:36:23Fine.
00:36:24Fine.
00:36:25Fine.
00:36:26Fine.
00:36:27Fine.
00:36:28You want to play?
00:36:30Let's play.
00:36:31Wait.
00:36:32I fully endorse you giving them a reality check, but I am terrible with drama.
00:36:34Well, and I suck at being a secret agent, but you still owe me three favors.
00:36:35Remember?
00:36:36Wow.
00:36:37Okay.
00:36:38So you're resorting to your husband to do your dirty work?
00:36:39Let's go.
00:36:40To your husband.
00:36:41Thank you, dear.
00:37:01Let's go.
00:37:03What about me?
00:37:08Blair
00:37:15I haven't been able to stop thinking about you
00:37:19Since you left me at the engagement party
00:37:21I get it, I messed up
00:37:22And I'm sorry, okay
00:37:24But I just, I can't imagine life without you
00:37:28And hey
00:37:30I'm willing to forget the fact that you slept with other men
00:37:35If you just get back with me
00:37:37This manipulative piece of trash
00:37:40Bastard
00:37:43You must be Blair's new guy
00:37:50I'm Tasha
00:37:51Her best friend
00:37:53Oh, you mean the kind of best friend who sleeps with her fiance?
00:37:58Oh, you mean the kind of best friend that sleeps with a friend's fiance?
00:38:02That's new
00:38:02Don't be like that
00:38:05You're kind of hot, you know
00:38:07No wonder Blair chose to be with you
00:38:09I have some self-respect
00:38:14And for the record, I am not Blair's boyfriend
00:38:16I'm her husband
00:38:18What?
00:38:19Yeah
00:38:20Already married?
00:38:22Well, can't say I'm surprised
00:38:25Blair's gorgeous and rich, sure
00:38:28But in case you don't know
00:38:30She literally ran out on her wedding
00:38:32She literally ran out on her wedding
00:38:32Such a spoiled brat
00:38:34Okay, so then what's this?
00:38:35This little ambush thing today?
00:38:37Is that all part of your master plan to force her back with Ethan?
00:38:39What do you get out of all this?
00:38:40What do I get out of this?
00:38:42Oh, baby
00:38:43Nothing makes me happier than seeing her miserable
00:38:46Oh, my God
00:38:49I'm ungrateful to one girl
00:38:50Absolutely shameless
00:38:53I feel sorry for her boyfriend
00:38:55For a guy
00:38:56Blair, I just want to know what I did wrong
00:39:00You leaving wrecked me
00:39:02And I just wanted you to give us another chance
00:39:05What, you're the one who's wrecked?
00:39:07God, what's next?
00:39:08You're gonna say you have morning sickness because of me?
00:39:13Hey, you
00:39:14Backstabbing bitch
00:39:18You like sharing men so much?
00:39:20Keep your shared man to yourself
00:39:22Are you insane?
00:39:27You
00:39:28You're making things up
00:39:30Oh, that's how it's gonna go?
00:39:31All right
00:39:32Everyone
00:39:34Airdrops on
00:39:35You bitch
00:39:46You spied on me
00:39:49Watch out
00:39:50You cheated, you lied
00:39:53And now you want to hit a woman?
00:39:55Nice job, Ethan
00:39:56You are a disgrace to mankind
00:39:58Oh, you're scared now?
00:39:59Five minutes ago, you were such a badass
00:40:01If you ever show your face again
00:40:03I will put you back in the dirt
00:40:04Every single fucking time
00:40:07Both of you are gonna regret this
00:40:13You better watch your backs
00:40:15Please
00:40:16Did you see his face?
00:40:28This is so exciting
00:40:29Wait, how did you get this footage?
00:40:31Oh, please
00:40:32In my line of work, I pick up a few hacking skills
00:40:35I don't think so
00:40:39Whatever
00:40:43Damn it
00:40:47Nobody makes a fool out of me
00:40:50Time to activate our little problem solver
00:40:54I'm going to destroy Blair Woods
00:40:57Completely
00:40:58Oh shit
00:41:05Can you help me with this?
00:41:14Hello
00:41:15Miss Woods
00:41:16You need to get back to the office right now
00:41:18Something's gone down
00:41:20Okay
00:41:23Thank you
00:41:25Bye
00:41:27Jesus
00:41:28Come on
00:41:29Thank God you're here
00:41:37We've got a problem
00:41:38Hey besties
00:41:40Today we're confronting this woods company
00:41:43Face to face
00:41:44Let's get justice
00:41:45What exactly are you accusing us of?
00:41:49This
00:41:50This is what your cream did to my face
00:41:53What?
00:41:54That is impossible
00:41:55Our face creams are made with all natural products
00:41:57There's no additives
00:41:58And we've never had a reaction to this ever
00:41:59You're all saying this, right?
00:42:02Thousands of you are watching
00:42:03Don't let them dislike me
00:42:05Fine
00:42:06If you claim this product did that
00:42:08I'll test it right now
00:42:10And if there's a reaction
00:42:12I'll double your compensation
00:42:14Oh yeah
00:42:15Go on
00:42:16Enjoy this specially enhanced cream, honey
00:42:19Let me guess
00:42:28You were hoping I'd slather this sulfuric acid lace cream on my face and burn it off?
00:42:33How the hell does she know?
00:42:36Run this to the lab compared to stock samples
00:42:38I want results in an hour
00:42:39What?
00:42:40No
00:42:40I would never do something like this
00:42:42Do you know how important a face is?
00:42:45To an influencer
00:42:46I would never risk my own face
00:42:50Just to frame you
00:42:51Wait
00:42:52Wait
00:42:54You dare question me?
00:43:01My wife's reputation?
00:43:04Nice style
00:43:04That face rash
00:43:06Is makeup
00:43:07Are you serious?
00:43:09She fixed it?
00:43:11Attempted assault
00:43:11Defamation
00:43:12Fraud
00:43:13Congratulations
00:43:14Your career as an influencer is over
00:43:16Security
00:43:17No, no, no
00:43:18I'm so sorry
00:43:19I didn't mean to
00:43:20It was a mistake
00:43:21No
00:43:21Let go
00:43:22Let me go
00:43:23Come on
00:43:24Come on
00:43:25I'll admit
00:43:35You were surprisingly useful
00:43:37I know
00:43:38But something's bugging me
00:43:40How did she get in here?
00:43:42No clearance
00:43:42No invite
00:43:43It's weird, right?
00:43:45You might want to check for a mole
00:43:47Within your company
00:43:49You cleaned that thing like a hundred times today
00:43:54Are you still thinking about the mole?
00:43:56Someone let that liar waltz into your office
00:43:59That is not a rookie move
00:44:00I bet your ex-fiancee Ethan's behind it
00:44:05You got proof?
00:44:09Both of you are gonna regret this
00:44:11You better watch your backs
00:44:13I call it a secret agent's hunch
00:44:16One day
00:44:21I'm gonna blow his brains out
00:44:25We're agents
00:44:26Not assassins
00:44:27Quit patting
00:44:28Grab your jacket
00:44:29We're going out
00:44:30This place is nice
00:44:39No, you're not here to party
00:44:40Secret agent's HQ
00:44:43You see that bartender over there?
00:44:51He's gonna take you to Marion
00:44:52She hands out the assignments
00:44:54Wait, you're not coming with me?
00:44:55Well, the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers, so
00:44:58You'll have to go alone
00:44:59And
00:45:01Just a heads up
00:45:03Marion's a little obsessed
00:45:05Of course she is
00:45:09You really broke her with everywhere, huh?
00:45:12Relax
00:45:12Never even touched her
00:45:14They're so messy
00:45:16Messy
00:45:19Hey, Brady
00:45:41You alone?
00:45:43Let me get you a drink
00:45:45Hey, where you going?
00:45:49Sweet home
00:45:49Let's have a little phone
00:45:50Fuck off
00:45:51Come on
00:45:54Just relax a little
00:45:55It's not right, won't you?
00:45:58Oh my gosh
00:45:58Take the seat
00:45:59Take the seat
00:46:00Take the seat
00:46:02Do you want to play rough, you little bitch?
00:46:05Okay, look
00:46:17You have been on me ever since I walked in tonight
00:46:20I mean, I'm here on a mission
00:46:21Not whatever this is
00:46:23And I'm giving you one
00:46:24After we handle more pressing matters
00:46:29You've got all night, baby
00:46:32Nothing going on with her, huh?
00:46:35Men are full of shit
00:46:36Sorry, baby
00:46:38Not tonight
00:46:39Let me guess
00:46:41This is about her
00:46:43What?
00:46:47Are you serious?
00:46:49You've turned me down for months
00:46:52And you're ready to break protocol for that girl?
00:46:56Excuse me
00:46:56That is not that girl
00:46:57That is my wife
00:46:58You gave her this?
00:47:00Yeah
00:47:00The elite agent, Ray
00:47:02Obviously
00:47:02She's a nobody
00:47:04She's a nobody
00:47:08Okay, well, I'm going to share whatever I have with my partner, so
00:47:10An agent dreaming of love like some civilian
00:47:19So childish
00:47:21Thank you
00:47:25Wake up
00:47:26This mission comes straight from the chief
00:47:28There is no room for mistakes
00:47:31Right
00:47:32Well, save your concern
00:47:35Chief
00:47:44Are you sure Nighthawk is the right choice for this mission?
00:47:49Of course
00:47:50He's married Blair
00:47:52It could compromise everything
00:47:54Even better
00:47:59That's exactly what I hoped for
00:48:02Let's see if my little bird stays loyal
00:48:06Or breaks
00:48:08You little bitch
00:48:13You want to play rough?
00:48:14You're asking for it
00:48:15Yeah, well, let me show you what a real man's capable of, you filthy whore
00:48:19Nighthawk
00:48:26Wait
00:48:26Who's Nighthawk?
00:48:28Nighthawk
00:48:28It's you
00:48:29My God
00:48:30Are you deaf?
00:48:31She said no
00:48:32It's a Nighthawk, please
00:48:33I didn't know
00:48:34I didn't know she was your girl
00:48:35I'm sorry
00:48:35You know what?
00:48:37You're lucky
00:48:37Get lost
00:48:39Yeah
00:48:40Pray that we don't meet again
00:48:44Bitch
00:48:45I'm sorry I didn't get there sooner
00:49:01It's not your fault
00:49:04I just haven't felt that helpless in so long
00:49:09It's like I was right back in my childhood
00:49:12Just trying to survive
00:49:14Yeah
00:49:16Don't worry
00:49:19From now on I'll protect you
00:49:24Okay, careful
00:49:40If you keep looking at me like that
00:49:42I think you actually like
00:49:44What?
00:49:45Oh, what?
00:49:46No, I
00:49:47You
00:49:47You're in my body
00:49:49I'm just protecting my property
00:49:50Plus you're the one with
00:49:52Secret admirers crawling all over you
00:49:54No, Marion doesn't count
00:49:56Oh
00:49:57There's nothing between us
00:49:58I've never had the luxury of a normal relationship because of my job
00:50:02I mean, we
00:50:05Technically, we're already married
00:50:09So you could quit your job and work for my company
00:50:13I'll take care of you
00:50:14Okay
00:50:14It's not my way of living
00:50:17It's not my way of living
00:50:17Besides
00:50:18You're my wife
00:50:20I should be the one supporting you
00:50:22But
00:50:22Who
00:50:23Who said that I agreed to be your wife?
00:50:28Have you thought about what we'll do?
00:50:30We're stuck in these bodies forever?
00:50:31We're stuck in these bodies forever
00:50:31Yeah, I mean, not ideal
00:50:37But
00:50:38I don't know, I can get used to it
00:50:42I just have to learn how to pee standing up
00:50:44Well, with you around, it might not be so bad
00:50:51And then I'll just study really hard at being good at sex
00:50:59As a man
00:50:59Okay, um
00:51:01No, we're gonna switch back
00:51:03It's fine
00:51:04I'll figure it out
00:51:04Oh, you're not interested in that?
00:51:08Oh my god
00:51:09I will never understand men and their weird pride
00:51:12Okay, shut up
00:51:12Um, let's get back to business
00:51:17Find out who our next target is
00:51:19Wait, our target's an international spy?
00:51:23Oh wait, that's me
00:51:27No, come on
00:51:28I'm
00:51:28I am not an international spy
00:51:30This is a mistake
00:51:32That's a mistake
00:51:33No
00:51:34You know, no
00:51:35I've heard rumors at the agency
00:51:37They call it the X-Files
00:51:39It's, uh
00:51:41Fake missions
00:51:42To cover up dirty work for billionaires
00:51:44You sure you didn't piss off the wrong person?
00:51:50Ethan
00:51:51Son of a
00:51:52Bitch
00:51:53Okay
00:51:54Okay
00:51:54Okay
00:52:06Uh, hack the system and trace the payments
00:52:09It's definitely Ethan
00:52:11Fine
00:52:13He wants to play dirty?
00:52:16I'll play dirty
00:52:17What's your plan?
00:52:19So you know that company that's under his name?
00:52:22Yeah, that was a birthday gift from me
00:52:24Back when I was stupid
00:52:25And I'm gonna take it back
00:52:28Done
00:52:30Well, there should be enough evidence to sink in
00:52:33Bastard
00:52:34Looks like your email's working
00:52:39Hmm?
00:52:40Tomorrow's headlines just found their next star
00:52:42Nice
00:52:44Your scandal is everywhere, Ethan
00:52:48Everyone knows you cheated on the Woods heiress
00:52:51Our company's talk is crashing because of this
00:52:54So you better give us an answer by today
00:52:57What the hell is PR doing then?
00:52:59Get those headlines scrubbed!
00:53:02Now!
00:53:03Let's be real
00:53:04Our PR team is a joke compared to what Woods' family's got
00:53:07Do the right thing
00:53:08Do the right thing
00:53:09Ethan
00:53:10Step down now
00:53:11Or
00:53:12I'll make sure the board votes you out
00:53:14Step down?
00:53:15Step down?
00:53:16I am the chairman of this company
00:53:19You cannot remove me from it
00:53:21Are you sure about that?
00:53:22Blair
00:53:24You've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company
00:53:27Is this your company?
00:53:30Security?
00:53:33What do you want me to do?
00:53:34Remove them
00:53:35Are you deaf?
00:53:37Remove them!
00:53:39Sorry, Ethan
00:53:40We're actually not here to chat
00:53:41We're here to be your new bosses
00:53:42What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:47Sorry, Ethan
00:53:47We're actually not here to chat
00:53:49We're here to be your new bosses
00:53:50What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:52Okay, well, let's go through the fine print
00:53:54Shall we?
00:53:59Blair Woods now owns 51% of the company
00:54:04Making her the majority shareholder
00:54:06And as such, the chairwoman has complete hiring and firing authority
00:54:11Ethan Grayson
00:54:13Tasha Blake
00:54:15You are fired
00:54:17No, no, no
00:54:19You see, I built this company from nothing
00:54:22You cannot just take it from me
00:54:24Buddy, take a long, hard-looking man
00:54:27If you even have one
00:54:28This company
00:54:28I
00:54:29My wife
00:54:31Built it
00:54:32And she gave it to you
00:54:32And now she's taking it back
00:54:33So
00:54:34You got a problem?
00:54:35Oh, and one more thing
00:54:36We know about the little influencer
00:54:37We've already filed a suit for predatory competition
00:54:40So
00:54:40Get ready to be served
00:54:41Girls like you would never understand
00:54:44I worked my ass off to get here
00:54:46And you think you can just stroll in and take it?
00:54:50Can't I have one damn thing without you stealing it too?
00:54:53Somebody call an ambulance
00:55:09I think it will save you
00:55:11As long as you're safe
00:55:14Raven, I want the best surgeon you have here in 20 minutes
00:55:26I don't care if you have to drag you more than James
00:55:28If he dies
00:55:34I will make sure that you go down with him
00:55:37Ten years retired
00:55:42I didn't expect to be pulled out of bed for your gunpoint
00:55:46And choppered here tonight
00:55:47Desperate times, doctor
00:55:48Lucky you acted fast
00:55:50Ten minutes later
00:55:52He'd be gone
00:55:53Come on, doc
00:55:56Let's do these two love groups in privacy
00:56:07Why did you take the hit for me?
00:56:14I mean, what if you died?
00:56:16What the hell would I do then?
00:56:26It hurts, doesn't it?
00:56:30Wish I could take the pain for you
00:56:32How did you 13 years?
00:56:39I mean, it hurts, doesn't it?
00:56:45You still have to add to your body
00:56:46I don't know
00:56:57I said to my body
00:56:58I just saw your body
00:56:59That's what happened
00:57:02no way we switched back
00:57:09no way we switched back
00:57:14Liam, Liam, wake up, we're back
00:57:18we switched back
00:57:19wait, I haven't brushed my teeth or anything
00:57:33I don't fucking care
00:57:34waited too long
00:57:36it's gone, everything's gone, you have to help me
00:57:43pathetic, you've got some nerve calling me
00:57:47Gloria, you're the one who gave the order
00:57:49this is on you
00:57:50so, if you want your little secret going in public
00:57:53I suggest you help me
00:57:55fine, one last shot
00:57:58I want Blair out of the picture
00:58:00this time, for good
00:58:01how are you feeling?
00:58:10do you want something?
00:58:14what, do you need something?
00:58:15didn't she say holding hands helps with pain?
00:58:19didn't you say that was fake news?
00:58:21yeah, well I did some research
00:58:22it turns out, if it's somebody you love, it actually works
00:58:26yeah, well I did some research
00:58:30it turns out, if it's somebody you love, it actually works
00:58:33okay, well, since you're so into me
00:58:42um, I guess you can stay with my husband for a little longer
00:58:48you know, I never thought that I'd fall in love with somebody who can
00:58:58when this whole
00:59:00body switch nonsense happened
00:59:03sometimes we switch back
00:59:07I guess prayers really do work
00:59:10um, I'm gonna get some water
00:59:18wow, the infamously cold-blooded agent taking a knife for a woman
00:59:31it's romantic enough to make me cry
00:59:34almost
00:59:36can you not
00:59:37what do you want?
00:59:39does it ever occur to you what's going to happen when your cover gets blown?
00:59:43you get one life, Liam
00:59:44how many times are you gonna throw it in front of hers?
00:59:47he's right
00:59:48as long as she's with me
00:59:50she'll always be in danger
00:59:51god, what the hell do I do?
01:00:03you know, I do hate to break up this little soap opera
01:00:05but you do realize that there is a third wheel here, right?
01:00:08um, okay, I'm gonna just let you guys talk
01:00:11well?
01:00:19spit it out
01:00:20just a heads up, Liam
01:00:22you blew up the mission
01:00:24you pissed off the client
01:00:25Gloria's not exactly pleased with you
01:00:27I'm just saying
01:00:30watch your back
01:00:33understood
01:00:34but no one's touching Blair
01:00:36not now, not ever
01:00:38all this fuss
01:00:49for a girl
01:00:50for a girl
01:00:50you know what's funny
01:00:54you raise a little bird long enough
01:00:56they start to think that they can fly
01:00:58all on their own
01:01:00I'm sorry, man
01:01:02save it
01:01:03go take your punishment
01:01:05this Blair Woods
01:01:12has to die
01:01:14hey, queen
01:01:23what are you doing tonight?
01:01:24want to have some fun?
01:01:26okay, cool
01:01:27Liam
01:01:30we should go dancing tonight
01:01:32we can finally relax a bit
01:01:34I'm not going
01:01:35figures
01:01:38I guess you only suck around
01:01:40because of the body swap
01:01:41real husband material, huh?
01:01:45we should probably finalize the divorce
01:01:46what are you talking about?
01:01:52that was the deal, right?
01:01:55once we switch back
01:01:57we call it
01:01:58fine
01:02:01it's not like I'm
01:02:05desperate to stay married to you
01:02:06anyways
01:02:07cheers
01:02:19you've been married for how long now?
01:02:23and we've never even seen her husband
01:02:25come on
01:02:27bring him out tonight
01:02:29no, it's like a fake marriage
01:02:31we're going to get divorced soon
01:02:33yeah
01:02:34but you still like him though
01:02:35I mean
01:02:37I
01:02:38then go for it
01:02:40playing it safe is never your style
01:02:42wait, no girl
01:02:46you are wasted
01:02:48I'm calling a cab
01:02:49no
01:02:50no, come on
01:02:51I never get to have fun anymore
01:02:53please
01:02:54you can go out whenever you want
01:02:56it's not like your husband's going to stop you
01:02:58you don't have to say it like that
01:03:00oh my god
01:03:05who is this hottie?
01:03:21oh my god
01:03:23who is that hottie?
01:03:24how much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:27where?
01:03:28who's this?
01:03:29I'm her husband
01:03:30nice to meet you
01:03:32damn, blair
01:03:35where did you find him?
01:03:36he looks like he walked off a CQ cover
01:03:38yeah, I literally bumped into him on the street
01:03:42seriously?
01:03:43damn, girl
01:03:44you are so lucky
01:03:45what does he do?
01:03:48um
01:03:48he's
01:03:50a model
01:03:51yeah
01:03:52he's a model
01:03:53I knew it
01:03:54come on
01:03:55show us some photos
01:03:57no, no
01:03:58another time
01:03:58I promise
01:03:59but tonight
01:03:59I'm going to steal my wife away from you
01:04:01because she's a little drunk
01:04:02what?
01:04:03no
01:04:03bye blair
01:04:06come back soon
01:04:07jeez, okay
01:04:12slow down
01:04:14no, you're going too fast
01:04:15you really are a lightweight, huh?
01:04:18yeah, ma
01:04:18thanks, though
01:04:21thanks for what?
01:04:24for picking me up
01:04:25even though you ignored my calls
01:04:27asshole
01:04:28I want more than just a thanks
01:04:30okay
01:04:35okay
01:04:36just breathe
01:04:38here
01:04:38I'm going to put you right here
01:04:41you okay?
01:04:47thanks
01:04:48I'm going to grab you some water
01:04:50wait here
01:04:51ew
01:04:52ew
01:04:52ew
01:04:53ew
01:04:54ew
01:04:55ew
01:04:56ew
01:04:57ew
01:04:58ew
01:04:59ew
01:05:00ew
01:05:01ew
01:05:02ew
01:05:03ew
01:05:04ew
01:05:05ew
01:05:06leon?
01:05:07what the hell?
01:05:08if you scream
01:05:10if you scream
01:05:11we'll kill you
01:05:12i'll kill you
01:05:14flair
01:05:16flair
01:05:20flair
01:05:21flair
01:05:23flair
01:05:24shhh
01:05:26shhh
01:05:28shhh
01:05:30shhh
01:05:32shhh
01:05:33ff
01:05:34ff
01:05:36ff
01:05:37Oh, well, well, I caught the esteemed CEO, Blair Woods.
01:05:54Where's your knight in shining armor, huh?
01:05:56I wouldn't get so cocky.
01:05:59That look, I hate that look.
01:06:04It makes me feel like I'm an insect.
01:06:06Who are you to look down on me?
01:06:07Well, you are just a parasite living off of a woman's success, so why would I respect you?
01:06:15Cute.
01:06:16Very cute.
01:06:17Keep running your mouth, Blair.
01:06:19You're not getting out of here tonight.
01:06:23You know, the thought that I ever dated you makes me want to throw up.
01:06:29Nice.
01:06:30Well, you want to know something fun, Blair, do you?
01:06:34I don't even want you dead.
01:06:36Someone else does.
01:06:38You made enemies, babe.
01:06:39Big ones.
01:06:44Raven, I need you to get me Blair's location.
01:06:47Use every connection you have.
01:06:48No screw-ups.
01:06:48But if you transfer all of your shares into my account, I might just tell you who actually wants you dead.
01:06:58You are one ungrateful bitch.
01:07:10A jam.
01:07:11Perfect.
01:07:12A jam!
01:07:13You got lucky.
01:07:16Probably not twice in a row.
01:07:18Hey, Blair.
01:07:36Are you okay?
01:07:37You keep saving me if you're just going to push me away.
01:07:40I was scared.
01:07:52Scared that you'd get hurt because of me.
01:07:54But I'm done pushing you away, Blair.
01:07:57I'm not going to let you go again.
01:08:00How the hell did you find us?
01:08:03My turn.
01:08:18Who sent you?
01:08:19You are in way over your head.
01:08:29Fine.
01:08:31I'll tell you.
01:08:32I'll tell you.
01:08:34It was the agency.
01:08:36You know?
01:08:37The ones that the legendary Nighthawk works for.
01:08:41And you guys pissed off the wrong viewers.
01:08:43Stay behind me.
01:09:04Nice, Liam.
01:09:05Still sharp.
01:09:07Just as I trained you.
01:09:13Couldn't even get the job done.
01:09:19Still the nerve to run his mouth.
01:09:22Aesthetic.
01:09:23Huh?
01:09:24Gloria?
01:09:26Long time may see, Blair.
01:09:31You're looking more and more like your father all the time.
01:09:34Trust me.
01:09:35That is not a compliment.
01:09:39My father.
01:09:41Didn't anyone tell you?
01:09:42I'm Gloria.
01:09:44Liam's loving foster mom.
01:09:46And your dear sweet aunt.
01:09:53Hey, Gloria.
01:09:54What are you talking about?
01:09:58Of course your grandmother never mentioned me.
01:10:01She only ever had eyes for her precious son.
01:10:04But don't worry.
01:10:05I killed your father.
01:10:08She'll think I'm going to kill you.
01:10:10And then little old witch is next.
01:10:11You mean that my father's death wasn't an accident?
01:10:16No.
01:10:17No.
01:10:20He got in my way.
01:10:22You all did.
01:10:23The Woods family fortune should have been mine.
01:10:30And you, Liam.
01:10:31Time to come home, good boy.
01:10:46So you're choosing her over me?
01:10:48I'm not going to let anyone hurt her.
01:10:53Not even you.
01:10:55Fine.
01:10:56Then you will die with her.
01:10:57What's happening?
01:11:19Poison gas.
01:11:21Now lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:25What's happening?
01:11:27Poison gas.
01:11:28Now lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:30You're breathing the same way that we are.
01:11:33And you're still standing.
01:11:34So that means there must be an antidote.
01:11:38Clever.
01:11:39Must be that rotten wood family blood.
01:11:42But knowing this won't save you.
01:11:44I and I alone have the antidote.
01:11:52You really are my finest creation.
01:11:55Was everything I did never enough for you?
01:11:57I don't care.
01:11:59I'm rewarded with mine.
01:12:01And it won't crush anyone who gets in my way.
01:12:04Well, I'm not your weapon, Liam.
01:12:05And if you try to hurt her,
01:12:07I'm going to fight you with everything you got.
01:12:28Even after everything that you did,
01:12:29Grandma still left half of her estate to you.
01:12:34She never stopped loving you.
01:12:36You don't deserve any of it.
01:12:38You don't deserve a damn thing.
01:12:41Why?
01:12:42After we finish him,
01:12:44you're next.
01:12:47Once I finish him,
01:12:49you're next.
01:12:50Laurie Woods,
01:12:55drop the weapon and surrender.
01:12:57Hands up in the air.
01:12:59Turn around slowly.
01:13:00Don't reach for anything.
01:13:02Drop the weapon now.
01:13:05Pass the top of your head.
01:13:08Stop moving.
01:13:09Don't resist, lady.
01:13:10Turn around.
01:13:11She's reaching for something.
01:13:12Okay.
01:13:13Sit back.
01:13:15When we're stuck,
01:13:16I swear I will kill them both.
01:13:18Laurie,
01:13:19stop.
01:13:21Your brother,
01:13:22he died trying to save you.
01:13:24You think he abandoned you?
01:13:26Gloria,
01:13:26no.
01:13:27He paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours
01:13:30ten million dollars
01:13:32just to keep you safe.
01:13:35He pushed you away
01:13:37just to protect you.
01:13:39And
01:13:39even when you were gone,
01:13:42he watched over you
01:13:43until the day he died.
01:13:47You're lying.
01:13:49You're just saying this
01:13:50to try to save her.
01:13:52But I am not
01:13:53falling for it.
01:13:54Enough!
01:13:55This
01:14:00ends here.
01:14:05You're under arrest.
01:14:06Put your hands behind your back.
01:14:07Get off of me!
01:14:08Stop it!
01:14:09Who are you?
01:14:10Get the hell off of me!
01:14:11Dear you!
01:14:12Get the hell off of me!
01:14:14You okay?
01:14:15Okay?
01:14:25Former intelligence operative
01:14:27Gloria Woods
01:14:28arrested for conspiracy
01:14:30and kidnapping.
01:14:31Source confirm
01:14:32she is the second daughter
01:14:33of the prominent Woods family.
01:14:36Hey.
01:14:39How did you find her?
01:14:41You're good people.
01:14:43Don't let Raven's
01:14:44slacker vibe fool you.
01:14:46There comes to track
01:14:47any stop to you.
01:14:50Didn't Gloria
01:14:51use you for years?
01:14:53Aren't you
01:14:54angry?
01:14:55I was.
01:14:59But, um,
01:15:02I don't know.
01:15:03Now I just
01:15:03guess I'm done.
01:15:06Karen.
01:15:10From now on,
01:15:11I'll be by your side.
01:15:19Wow.
01:15:21Beautiful.
01:15:23Hey, just eat it.
01:15:24I made it with love.
01:15:25Okay, so, uh,
01:15:27forks are actually
01:15:28kind of a challenge
01:15:29for me right now.
01:15:31Oh.
01:15:32Okay, so
01:15:33what I'm hearing is
01:15:34you want me
01:15:35to feed you.
01:15:36Okay.
01:15:37Okay?
01:15:42You know what I want
01:15:43more than pasta?
01:15:44Okay, what?
01:15:46You.
01:15:47Blair wins?
01:16:00I mean,
01:16:03you know me?
01:16:05Again?
01:16:07But for real to say?
01:16:08Yeah.
01:16:09Yeah.
01:16:11I don't know.
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