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00:30Well, it's rare to see someone so happy with a brush in their hand.
00:49Sorry.
00:50Don't be. Nice to see you cheery.
00:52Today's the day.
00:53I know, the police application.
00:55I should hear any time now.
00:57It's finally happening, a whole new chapter.
00:58So you're that keen to get shot at me?
01:01No, no, I didn't mean it like that.
01:03You're an amazing boss and I'll work all my notice and...
01:05Dean, I'm pulling your leg.
01:07They'll be lucky to have you.
01:10But I won't miss you.
01:12Me too.
01:15Morning, troops.
01:16Morning.
01:19Any for me brekkie?
01:20Unless Caitlin's changed something drastically overnight,
01:24you're not going to get it here.
01:25Oh, that's a shame.
01:27Oh, well.
01:28You'll just have to go somewhere else.
01:30We?
01:31You can't let a fellow eat on his own, can you?
01:33Besides, you're good to catch up.
01:35Feel like I've barely seen you.
01:37Aye.
01:38About the...
01:38Oh, hang on.
01:40Oh, sorry.
01:41Got to get this.
01:42Who is it?
01:43It's just work.
01:44Work.
01:46You can wait.
01:47I just remembered, we've got other jobs on today.
01:51Can I let you cancel?
01:52No.
01:53Can't let the clients down.
01:56Aye.
01:57What about lunch then?
01:58Dinner?
01:59I don't know.
01:59We'll just have to see.
02:02Okay.
02:05Must be interesting.
02:06Get out of your hair.
02:13What other jobs?
02:14I thought you weren't listening.
02:16And I thought you were finding out what he's been up to.
02:18Well, I tried, but his phone went.
02:20Do you really think that was work?
02:21I don't know what I think.
02:23You can't keep torturing yourself.
02:25Oh, he's blooming phones.
02:29It's then.
02:31My application.
02:32Well, answer it then.
02:34Go on, I'm fine.
02:37Hello?
02:38Hello?
02:39Speaking.
02:44I'm running.
02:49Sure is.
02:51Well, here.
02:52That came for you.
02:53Better life with a post-it.
02:55It was here when I opened up.
03:08What's up?
03:11Nothing.
03:11Tell your face.
03:14Come on, spill.
03:16Just a thank you, not for your client, that's it.
03:19I'll put it on display, show off how beloved you.
03:21No.
03:22Patient confidentiality and all that.
03:26I know what's going on.
03:29You've got an admirer.
03:31One of your patients has fallen head over heels.
03:33Dinner be daft.
03:35Oh, come on, it happens all the time.
03:36Look at Tony Soprano.
03:37Since when did you watch the Sopranos?
03:39Excuse you, I contain multitudes.
03:43I better crack on, get ready for my appointments.
03:46Look, you're not in braggies yet.
03:47I like to be prepared.
03:49Oh.
03:50I guess that's how you get your big thank yous then, eh?
03:54Yeah.
04:03So?
04:04Turn with the good news?
04:08Right.
04:08If this is one of those pretend-it's-bad-news-when-it's-really-good-news pranks that you play...
04:14It's not.
04:14I'm really sorry, Dean.
04:21It doesn't make sense.
04:24My application was amazing.
04:26I pushed my fitness.
04:27I did so much research.
04:29I know, you worked really hard.
04:30I even went through it with DCI Douglas.
04:34I thought I had it in the bag.
04:36Look, why don't you just take them on and off, eh?
04:40I've not done the bag yet.
04:41Oh, just leave it.
04:42Clock off early.
04:44Are you sure?
04:46Aye.
04:49Okay, yeah.
04:51I can go down to the police station, talk with Douglas, find out what happened.
04:55That's not exactly what I had in mind.
04:57There must be a reason, right?
04:59Maybe they made a mistake.
05:01Do you think it's a good idea to rock the boat?
05:03You may be fine not rocking any boats, but not me.
05:05What's that supposed to mean?
05:08Eddie.
05:09I'll talk to him.
05:11When?
05:13You can't just sit back and wait for the perfect opportunity.
05:16Find him.
05:16Have the big chat.
05:17Otherwise, you'll never know what's going on.
05:20You know I'm right.
05:23I'll see you later.
05:32Aye, come on.
05:33You can do this.
05:34No, I can't.
05:35It's too hard.
05:36I know it's no easy.
05:37But you need to remember this is for uni.
05:39You've got to dig deep.
05:40Exactly.
05:42You know what they say.
05:43Life's a fire.
05:45The weak get burnt, but the strong...
05:47Strong are forged in the flames.
05:50What are you actually on about?
05:52All right, have fun.
05:53All right, have fun.
05:57He's only trying to help.
05:58There's no point.
05:59I'm never going to figure this out.
06:01Right, look.
06:02It's easy.
06:03You've just got to find the X coordinate on the stationary points of the curve.
06:09Aye.
06:10Dead easy, isn't it?
06:11It's maths.
06:12Why is there so many letters and squiggles?
06:14Eh, where do you think you're going?
06:17School.
06:18I thought you said today was a study day.
06:20Well, first you're begging me to go back and now you don't want me to go.
06:23Well, you could stay for a bit at least and we'll try and figure this out.
06:26There's no point.
06:27You're as clueless as me.
06:28Should I go after him?
06:37Just remembered a really good quote.
06:41I'm kidding.
06:45He's right.
06:46I mean, who am I kidding?
06:48I need a calculator to count my fingers and toes.
06:51Hey, don't be so hard on yourself.
06:54It's not about being good at numbers, is it?
06:56It's about determination.
06:59And when you put your mind to something, you're unstoppable.
07:02Maybe that's what Callum needs to learn.
07:04And where did you read all that for?
07:06Nowhere.
07:07It's just how I feel.
07:09Because you are brilliant.
07:12Hi, I need to see.
07:28Never mind, I see him.
07:30Right, well, we could circle that back around for the meeting for Thursday.
07:34Can we talk?
07:37Like I was saying, the meeting...
07:39It's really urgent.
07:41Let me deal this and I'll be right back to you.
07:44Right.
07:45Yeah.
07:45What's going on?
07:47I didn't get the job.
07:48Is that it?
07:49Your urgent news.
07:52I'm sorry about the job, but you can't just bar it in here.
07:54I was in the middle of something.
07:55I just want to know what went wrong.
07:57It could be a hundred different reasons.
07:59This is a conversation for another time, alright?
08:03Can you not do some digging?
08:05My application was really good.
08:07You said so yourself.
08:08I've got what to do.
08:10Can't I just drop everything for you?
08:12I finally found what I want to do with my life.
08:14I can fix my application.
08:15I can reapply.
08:16I need this.
08:18Are you about to talk about need?
08:20Have a look around you.
08:21There's people here that need our help.
08:23More than you.
08:25Wait your turn.
08:28This is not good.
08:36Understatement of the century.
08:39Five grand.
08:42Somebody round here has got expensive dates.
08:45And this is just the first.
08:48You think there'll be more?
08:49Whoever knows what happened was never going to be satisfied,
08:53Lord and Oorris.
08:54Wish to see us coming.
08:55We can't carry on like this, Roshina.
09:02I'm exhausted.
09:04My concentration's shot.
09:06My nerves are short or two.
09:08While the mental strain in this
09:10is getting marked things even harder.
09:13Where are we going to magic up?
09:15Five grand.
09:16Oui.
09:17I only saw my name on that envelope.
09:19Hey.
09:21We're in this together, okay?
09:23Now,
09:24we need to act natural.
09:26Huh?
09:27Go about our day.
09:28Sorry to interrupt,
09:33but Mrs Mackay's still waiting
09:34and she's starting to do that passive-aggressive cough.
09:37Right.
09:42What's going on in here the day?
09:44You've been acting weird all morning
09:46and now yous are in here whispering thick as thieves.
09:49It's just...
09:50Roisin's not feeling very well.
09:58She's got a bit fatigued on me.
10:00A bit embarrassed.
10:02I said if she's poorly, she should go home.
10:05Aye.
10:06I had a way to catch your germs.
10:07No offence.
10:08Could you cancel Roisin's appointments for today, Mikey?
10:11With apologies, thanks.
10:13Course.
10:14Right, you get up the road and get to your bed.
10:16Well, thanks.
10:21Mrs Mackay?
10:22Oh, yes.
10:23Just in a sec.
10:25Promise.
10:29You're playing it.
10:30I had to cover up.
10:32You know what Mikey's like?
10:33He'd have been hounding us all day.
10:34I can't have just sat a day and stewing.
10:37What if they're watching me?
10:39You're not going home.
10:42I said we were in this together.
10:44I meant all three of us.
10:47Me and him are not exactly on the best of terms right now.
10:51But he will know what to do about it.
10:53What choice do we have?
10:54I'm sorry for earlier.
11:07You were right.
11:08The people here need help.
11:10I was just being selfish.
11:11Now you sound more like a dean, I know.
11:13A dean who's not good enough for the job.
11:16Like, I know you were dead set on this, mate,
11:18but it's not the be all and end all, is it?
11:21Besides, you might have hated it.
11:22Most night shifts can be brutal.
11:24I can handle it.
11:25I'm up super early with Maggie.
11:27Some of the things you see have to deal with it
11:29can be heavy duty.
11:31We talked about all that when I was applying.
11:34I know we did.
11:35You said I was a perfect fit.
11:36Like, it's not for everyone.
11:38Maybe this is for the best.
11:41You found something out, didn't you?
11:43About why I got knocked back.
11:46Like, I had a sperm in it.
11:49I spoke to someone involved in that side of things.
11:52Right, well, don't try and sugarcoat it.
11:55I just need to know what to fix for next time.
11:59I'm not sure you'll get it next time, pal.
12:00I got your application, ticked all the boxes,
12:04but, um, on the background check,
12:08I brought up some associations.
12:11Associations?
12:12Is this about Drew?
12:14Drew McLean?
12:17We're not even pals anymore.
12:19We're never that close to begin with.
12:20I haven't spoken to them for weeks.
12:22Do they know that?
12:23Aye.
12:25This has got nothing to do with Drew.
12:28Then who?
12:30I figured I'd find you in here.
12:42I'd better find a better haunt, then.
12:46Abdi's a comedian, the day.
12:48What's my crime this time?
12:49Reading my paper too loudly?
12:51Are you honestly still smart
12:53and cushy part till I've by a couple of losses?
12:56I'm fine and dandy.
12:57At least I was.
12:58Trust me,
13:01I'm nae exactly chuffed to be here myself.
13:04I'll do us both a favour then.
13:09I need your help.
13:10I think you best, uh,
13:24pull up a pew.
13:28Thanks for coming.
13:30Yeah, no problem, yeah.
13:31I've got that cold shoulder of yours,
13:34I saw it a bit.
13:39I've been meaning to
13:40ask you something.
13:43Right.
13:46I shouldn't have left it so long,
13:47let it fester.
13:50I think that you're stressing me out.
13:51Come on, love, what is it?
13:57Are you seeing somebody else?
14:03Are you mad?
14:04Don't play games with Mary.
14:06Yes or no.
14:07No, obviously no.
14:08Where'd you get that from?
14:12Oh, come on.
14:14Secret meetings,
14:15cosying up in the jailbirds,
14:17your phone constantly going.
14:19What, cosying up in the jail?
14:20Oh, God, wait, hang on.
14:25Viv?
14:25Who else?
14:27Oh, laugh all you like.
14:28I know something is going on.
14:31You're wrong.
14:32What, you're just pals, are you?
14:34Yes.
14:35We've been through a lot.
14:37And there's never been anything else.
14:42I knew it.
14:46It's not how you think.
14:48Then tell me, Eddie, what is it?
14:55We spent a night together.
14:57One night.
14:59A long, long time ago.
15:10Well, it's not a quality of your coffee
15:11that's stressing you out like that.
15:13Well, I didn't want to say.
15:16No, no.
15:17Like, now that I'm back on my feet,
15:19got myself a place to live,
15:20and I figured it was time to dip my toe back
15:22into the cruel shark-infested waters of the job market.
15:25And obviously that's gone really well.
15:27Tell you what,
15:29I missed the good old days
15:30when you'd hear back from people
15:32that were giving you a KB.
15:33I hear you.
15:34I'm glad I worked for my cell.
15:36Nae bosses, nae gatekeepers.
15:38Just me.
15:40Here, Kelly Marie.
15:42Do you suppose there's any jobs
15:43going out at the yard?
15:45No, I don't think so, no.
15:46But for here, anything.
15:48I appreciate it.
15:49Thanks.
15:49Who saw this?
15:54Plans for world domination?
15:56It's Callum's past paper.
15:58Here.
15:59Explain to me how X is a number.
16:03What?
16:03Like the Romans?
16:04I don't know.
16:06I was trying to get a oddie's teacher,
16:07but she's not get back to me.
16:08Too busy shaping the minds of a generation.
16:11No, too busy putting on an old film
16:13so she can go and vet in the cupboard, me like.
16:16It's not a number.
16:19It's a variable.
16:20A what?
16:22Like a stand-in
16:23for a different number of other objects.
16:26It's got no set numerical value.
16:28I'm just going to scoot myself over here.
16:50So what's the verdict?
16:53Well, they did one thing right.
16:55They, uh, typed it out.
16:57Instead of using their own handwriting.
17:01So how do we figure out who it is?
17:04On the basis of this, we don't.
17:08This could have come from anywhere.
17:11So, uh,
17:12this was waiting for you this morning.
17:15Aye, Mikey got to it first then.
17:18Whoever is behind this
17:20wants you rattled.
17:23And clearly that's working.
17:25Are you saying I should keep my cool
17:27while I'm being extorted?
17:29On the contrary, this is good.
17:31If they see you sweat,
17:33they'll have less need to escalate.
17:34What about the money?
17:38We follow their instructions,
17:40do what they say.
17:41What?
17:41If...
17:41If you've gone soft in aid,
17:49give them the money.
17:51We're working at a disadvantage here.
17:53We don't know who this is.
17:54We don't know what they'll do
17:56if you don't comply.
17:59Aye, pay up.
18:01Then they have us through the barrel.
18:03Then mere money on and on.
18:05No, no, no, no, no.
18:06That won't happen.
18:08How can you be so sure of that?
18:12We play their game.
18:15But we also play a game of our own.
18:22Mate,
18:22you need to stop offering folk extras
18:24when they give you a sob story.
18:26They're not a broke down at a funeral.
18:27They were burying their rabbit.
18:30Seriously,
18:30word's going to get out
18:31and people start spilling you stories.
18:33So, I'm in touch with my emotions.
18:34It's too much.
18:35Me?
18:36I'm not the one that starts greeting
18:37every time we watch Terminator 2.
18:38Weesh.
18:42Dean,
18:43back me up here.
18:44Arnie's thumb goes up
18:45and Angus's lips start shaking.
18:48You're right,
18:48he does do that.
18:50Kind of pathetic, isn't it?
18:52Aye, all right.
18:53Somebody woke up
18:53and they're anxiety-drug all the legs.
18:55It's up to your face.
18:57Heard back about my application
18:58for the police.
19:00They rejected me.
19:01Oh, no.
19:03I'm sorry, mate.
19:04You should be.
19:07What?
19:08It's your fault.
19:15Like I said,
19:16it was one night.
19:19A lifetime ago.
19:20It's ancient history.
19:21It's not that.
19:23We've all got past,
19:24but
19:24you just
19:26kept this from me.
19:28No, I never lied.
19:29No, you just conveniently
19:30didn't mention it.
19:32Well,
19:33it's not exactly
19:33a great dinner party conversation,
19:35is it?
19:39Well, I tell you what,
19:39why don't I make a list for you there
19:41of everyone I've ever
19:41had me leg over?
19:42Oh, don't be ridiculous.
19:44Well, what then?
19:47Just tell me what I can do
19:48to make this right.
19:49Nothing.
19:50I just need some time, okay?
19:52Oh, come on, Maggie.
19:53You're not saying...
19:54I'm not saying anything, Eddie.
19:56I don't know what to say
19:57or what to think.
19:57Just give me some space.
19:59Close proximity, Douglas said.
20:18To the Murdoch's.
20:19Through him.
20:21I don't get it.
20:23You barely know them.
20:23It doesn't matter.
20:24There's a link.
20:25It means I could be
20:26influenced,
20:27compromised.
20:27Aye, but
20:29they're done with all that now.
20:32I mean, sure the police know that.
20:33They're clean.
20:35How clean can a Murdoch really be?
20:36Aye, to be fair, mate.
20:38They've tried the whole
20:38gone legit thing before.
20:39Didn't really stick to that.
20:42Sorry.
20:43I'm just saying.
20:44Aye, well,
20:45Lenny and Alex,
20:46aye, maybe,
20:47but Amber's well out of all that.
20:49If you say so.
20:51What, you don't think
20:52I'll know my own partner?
20:53I think she likes having a lap dog
20:55that makes her look good
20:56to everyone else.
20:56Well,
20:57watch your mouth.
20:58Oh, what?
20:58Your gangster girlfriend's
20:59going to do me in.
21:00Right, that's it.
21:01Cool it, Bethes.
21:01See, this is just classic Dean.
21:03Blaming everybody else
21:04for his problems.
21:05This was my shot
21:06and it's gone
21:06because you chose to shack up
21:07with some psycho.
21:09Angus!
21:10Aye.
21:13I get that you're upset,
21:14but all I've done
21:16is fall in love
21:17and start a family.
21:17I will not apologise for that.
21:19Whatever.
21:20Whatever.
21:20I get it.
21:30What?
21:31I think I get it.
21:32Do I get it?
21:33You get it?
21:34Oh, yes.
21:36You're a genius.
21:38You're the one who worked it out.
21:39Ach,
21:40don't be all modest.
21:42How do you know of this stuff?
21:44Is it like a rain man situation?
21:46Wow.
21:47Er, no.
21:48I used to be a teacher.
21:50Oh,
21:51see when I was slagging them earlier.
21:52Don't worry about it.
21:54Some are great,
21:54some not so much.
21:56Aye, to be fair,
21:57Callum's school is good.
21:58It's just me that's a problem.
22:00Two wee wanes running about
22:01and a partner who,
22:02let's be honest,
22:03is like a giant wane at times.
22:05I just didn't realise
22:06he was falling behind.
22:08Teenage boys.
22:10Not the world's biggest
22:11charter boxes.
22:12I wasn't paying attention,
22:13but I'm trying.
22:15Clearly.
22:16Otherwise you wouldn't
22:17be sitting here solving eggs.
22:19Well,
22:19one question
22:20and one paper.
22:22At this rate,
22:23Callum will be ready
22:23for his higher mass
22:24and the way to collect
22:25his pension.
22:27I think we could
22:28help each other out here.
22:32So I'm guessing
22:33that biting Angus's head off
22:35didn't make you feel any better.
22:40Ah,
22:40see where our quest
22:41for the truth gets us.
22:44A pair of miserable
22:44so-and-sos.
22:47Are you in a day?
22:49Oh,
22:49I'm just trying
22:51to get my head straight.
22:56Oh,
22:57right.
22:58We are allowed to wallow
23:00today
23:00and only today
23:01and then we
23:02dust ourselves off
23:04and decide
23:04what we're going to do next.
23:05drowning in your sorrows.
23:15Not obvious.
23:16Don't suppose it's got anything
23:17to do with that job
23:18you were in for?
23:20Power of deduction.
23:22Maybe you should join the police.
23:24Sorry to hear that.
23:25You know,
23:27it's messed up.
23:29I was worried
23:30you'd make me look bad.
23:32I should have been looking
23:33much closer to home.
23:34You got some secret mob wife
23:35you're not telling us about?
23:37Not me.
23:39Angus.
23:41Oh,
23:41right.
23:45Sorry,
23:46by the way,
23:47for how everything went down.
23:50Nah,
23:50you're all right.
23:51I was hardly my best self.
23:53Can't really blame you.
23:57Better not.
23:59I'm behaving myself.
24:01You know,
24:01if you're ever looking
24:02for a way
24:02to beat the blues
24:03that doesn't involve
24:04sinking lag,
24:04I...
24:05My legs are still
24:06in bits for you last time.
24:08I'm just saying
24:09I know how it feels
24:09to hit a snag.
24:12I'll give you a freebie.
24:14What,
24:14you charge?
24:15I hope so.
24:16Arrest me.
24:18Too soon.
24:20Do you know what?
24:23I might just
24:23take you up on that.
24:25Nice one.
24:26Give me a shout
24:26sometime,
24:27right?
24:36I've still got
24:37most of my old lesson plans
24:38and I've got access
24:39to lots of online resources.
24:43From...
24:43before we?
24:44That's right.
24:46I've also done
24:46some Hawk tutoring stuff
24:47and other places
24:48here and there.
24:50from when you were in the...
24:52Unit.
24:53Yeah.
24:54Other places too.
24:56Community centres.
24:58Look,
24:59you clearly know
24:59a bit about me.
25:01Or at least
25:02what other folk around here
25:03have said about me.
25:05That's just one part
25:06of me, right?
25:06I'm really good
25:07at what I do.
25:08I don't have kill
25:08much to get on
25:09to that course.
25:11I'm your man.
25:11I hear what you're saying
25:13but it's a big deal
25:15trusting somebody
25:16with your kid.
25:17Anybody.
25:18I mean,
25:18not just someone
25:19who's been through
25:20what you've been through.
25:23What's so funny?
25:25You trained for years.
25:27You know,
25:28certificates,
25:30qualifications,
25:31experience.
25:32None of it stacks up
25:33against people judging you.
25:34Judging?
25:35Who's judging?
25:36Everybody.
25:37You.
25:38And the before stuff.
25:40Awkward glances.
25:42Brain man.
25:43I didn't mean
25:43any like that.
25:44No, I know.
25:45I get it.
25:45It's just...
25:47It's just
25:48exhausting.
25:53Look,
25:54Callum sounds like
25:54he's trying to bounce back
25:55for a better future
25:56and there's no doubt
25:58that knows that feeling
25:58in a ten mile way.
25:59That's better than me.
26:00Just think about it.
26:02At least.
26:04I really appreciate it.
26:05You can't be serious, Mick.
26:15It's the best road ahead,
26:17given the cards
26:17that we've been dealt.
26:18Giving them what they want?
26:20Like I said before,
26:21we don't know
26:22who's behind this.
26:24Yet.
26:25Go on.
26:27The letter was addressed
26:28to Rishin.
26:29She'll make the drop.
26:30Smashing.
26:32What if it's a trap?
26:34I'll be nearby
26:34to keep an eye on things.
26:36And then...
26:38We wait.
26:41We see them coming.
26:43We find the blackmailer.
26:44Aye.
26:45We balance the scales
26:47back a little
26:48in our direction.
26:49It can't be that simple.
26:52What if you miss them?
26:53What if you don't see their faces?
26:55What if there's more
26:55than one of them?
26:56If you've got a better idea,
26:58I'm all ears.
27:01And what then?
27:02Once we find out
27:04who's behind all this?
27:07I'll act accordingly.
27:11Nick.
27:11There's one problem.
27:14A ransom.
27:15I canna get my hands
27:16on that kind of money
27:17nae without
27:18Tommy asking
27:19serious questions.
27:20We've time to come up
27:21with the money
27:21for now.
27:24All I need to know
27:25is one simple thing.
27:28Are you in?
27:29Are you in?
27:29Aye.
27:39We're in.
27:44What time are you
27:45meeting Alex?
27:46You know what?
27:46I think I'm gonna cancel.
27:47I can't be bored
27:48with small talk today.
27:49He's your son.
27:50He doesn't have to be small talk.
27:51Can you do anything?
27:53I'm here.
27:54Thanks.
27:56Callum's known a good place
27:57so he's gonna need
27:57somebody who's stable.
27:58So does that mean
27:59I've got the job
28:00to him, Callum?
28:01I miss her, Caitlin.
28:02I just want to ask
28:03if she's ready to talk.
28:04My man's no daft
28:05and neither the man.
28:06You're up to something?
28:07We're done here.
28:08Now beat it, Caitlin.
28:09Katelyn.
28:28You're up to something like that.
28:38I'm on the other side of the world.
28:42You're up to something like that.
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