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00:00:00All the corner office. Top floor.
00:00:04Mm-hmm. The penthouse suite.
00:00:06Welcome to the new Alpern home.
00:00:08This is our foyer, sort of.
00:00:11Foyer number three.
00:00:13Fireplace. Beautiful view of downtown.
00:00:16Did you sketch? Did you get that?
00:00:18Good.
00:00:24You thought of everything.
00:00:25I did, Candles.
00:00:26Jennifer Alpern, you were such a romantic.
00:00:29Jennifer, I just measured it.
00:00:30We totally have room for a billiard table.
00:00:32Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:00:33Come on!
00:00:34No!
00:00:35First of all, I am a pool shark.
00:00:37You know I will kill you.
00:00:38You're a pool shark, but you don't play billiards.
00:00:39I can't believe you found that.
00:00:41I put it in the garage in a tiny box in the corner.
00:00:44Oh, it was cold.
00:00:45Honey, you've had that sweater since college.
00:00:48It's gross. It has holes in it.
00:00:49It smells like old beard.
00:00:52This is quality.
00:00:53Kevin, if you take off that sweater,
00:00:55I will make love to you in every room in this house.
00:01:00Starting right here.
00:01:03That's so itching.
00:01:05Turn to your left 90 degrees.
00:01:08Open your eyes.
00:01:11What is this?
00:01:11What do you think?
00:01:13What is it?
00:01:14Kiss me.
00:01:15Hi, I'm Jennifer Alpern.
00:01:22And I'm Kevin Alpern.
00:01:24And if you're watching this,
00:01:25then we're not here anymore.
00:01:27That sounds really dramatic.
00:01:29I'm going to try it again.
00:01:30Hi, I'm Jennifer.
00:01:31This is Kevin,
00:01:32and we're here to tell you
00:01:33how we spent the last four months of our lives.
00:01:36You probably already know this,
00:01:37but we both lost our jobs about a year or so ago.
00:01:39Yeah, and things went downhill really fast.
00:01:42And then Jennifer had this brilliant idea.
00:01:44Yeah, if we're going downhill anyway,
00:01:46why not be the masters of our own fate
00:01:47and decide when and how we're going to go under?
00:01:50We have about $29,000 left in credit card lines to spend.
00:01:56Spend what we want when we want.
00:01:57Yeah, do all the things that we wanted to do,
00:02:00but now, due to the circumstances, can't do.
00:02:03So here we are kind of documenting our adventures for you.
00:02:07Do you have anything else to say?
00:02:09Nope.
00:02:10I do miss everyone.
00:02:12Just know that we had a really great time
00:02:15these last few months.
00:02:16Yeah.
00:02:17Oh, and I love you, sis.
00:02:20I know we haven't talked in a long time,
00:02:23but I just want you to know
00:02:24I thought about you every day.
00:02:29I should probably shut it off now.
00:02:30You come clean
00:02:43And cause a scene
00:02:47My diary writes
00:02:51It's all lies
00:02:55Yeah, it's all lies
00:02:56Oh, and I don't know
00:02:59Who do you think you are?
00:03:29Lighting this place with dark
00:03:34My time is meant for play
00:03:38You have a better way
00:03:45That bad, huh?
00:03:47Can you say hell?
00:03:50I don't even see what the point is. Hundreds of us, hundreds crammed into this little room
00:03:54The looks on everyone's faces just said it all.
00:03:57Take me. I'll be your slave. I'll work for next to nothing. Pathetic.
00:04:01You'll get it. I can feel it.
00:04:03No, I won't. I didn't pass my CPI.
00:04:06Your what?
00:04:08Critical personality inventory exam.
00:04:11It's an exam they invented to test whether your corporate policy gels with you or your personality gels with them.
00:04:19They test your big five. Your conscientiousness, your stability, your openness, your agreeableness, your extroversion.
00:04:25Brian said he's in trouble. He thinks his new girlfriend of two months is pregnant.
00:04:32What'd Brian do without your advice?
00:04:34I am his best friend.
00:04:35It seems like you're his only friend.
00:04:36It's kind of my duty to be there for him. He's going through a tough time.
00:04:39Hello? Well, you're a good guy, Kevin. You know, if you shut off your cell phone, we could save 60 a month.
00:04:47Never. I'm my last link to my old life when I was a mover and shaker.
00:04:51Old habits die hard.
00:04:58So what's for dinner?
00:05:03Boston baked beans.
00:05:06Oh, good. I like beans. Not the more nutritious than beans. They're loaded with protein.
00:05:12Oh, I have a surprise.
00:05:13Do we win the lotto? Jackpot's up to 62.5 million.
00:05:16No, close. I just got my last unemployment check.
00:05:19Oh, good. Time to cut loose and celebrate.
00:05:22No, it's time to make the money last.
00:05:24There's always food stamps. Or the place we donated the turkey.
00:05:28The food bank.
00:05:29Yeah. Or maybe we'll get jobs.
00:05:31I sent my resume to over 100 companies. Something's got to give.
00:05:34Maybe we should just go to the store.
00:05:36No, let's order takeout.
00:05:37No. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza.
00:05:39No, we can't. Kevin, that's like over $20 plus a tip. No.
00:05:42We can just get cheese. I can live without toppings, without pepperoni, not mushrooms.
00:05:46Mushrooms are a line in the sand. That's non-negotiable.
00:05:49Kevin, we only have $591.62 to last us an infinite amount of time.
00:05:53We're not getting takeout. We're not going out to eat.
00:05:57Oh, and there was a 50 cent off pack of, 12 pack of tuna?
00:06:03Done. I swore in college I would never eat ramen again.
00:06:07I worked hard enough. I'd eat the good stuff.
00:06:09Is there a reason why you torture us?
00:06:11How's that?
00:06:12You go on and on about how things used to be. It's getting old.
00:06:16I'm sorry. I'm remembering a better period in our lives.
00:06:19Oh, you're complaining.
00:06:20You know what you call complaining is my way of remembering better times.
00:06:25Yeah, I'm not having this conversation again.
00:06:29Oh, Brian again.
00:06:32What would he do without your brotherly advice?
00:06:35I have no idea.
00:06:37Hey, remember our old market where we used to provide choice of cheeses?
00:06:48Like goat.
00:06:49And not just goat.
00:06:50Kembaire, Rockford.
00:06:52And you could choose what country it came from.
00:06:54And then the region from that country.
00:06:56He done?
00:06:57Sorry, I won't reminisce anymore.
00:06:59I'm bad.
00:07:00Hi, mom.
00:07:01Hi, dear. How are the two of you doing?
00:07:03Doing okay.
00:07:04How's Kevin's job on progressing?
00:07:06I don't know. Let me ask him.
00:07:08My mom wants to know how the job hunt's coming.
00:07:10I hope he hasn't given up.
00:07:12Tell him winners win.
00:07:15My mom says don't give up. Winners win.
00:07:17I bet she does.
00:07:18I love you, mom.
00:07:19Yeah, mom. He's looking every day.
00:07:21We both are.
00:07:23It's just hard. No one's hiring right now.
00:07:26He needs to down the pavement.
00:07:28Mom, he is.
00:07:29Are you else coming home for Thanksgiving?
00:07:31Yes, we are coming home for Thanksgiving.
00:07:33I just don't see why someone won't hire him.
00:07:35He's such a smart boy.
00:07:38Such a talented architect.
00:07:40Mom, can I call you back?
00:07:42Okay.
00:07:46You're silly.
00:07:47Isn't that why you married me?
00:07:49Maybe.
00:07:50You made a mess.
00:07:52I know. We better go before they make us pay for it.
00:07:54No. What is that anyway?
00:07:55It's gelatin.
00:07:56It's Mexican gelatin.
00:07:58It's jalapeno gelatin with queso.
00:08:00I think so.
00:08:01What else do we need?
00:08:02I don't know.
00:08:03I got the peanut butter and the beans.
00:08:05You ready?
00:08:07Tuna, good call.
00:08:09You were so on it.
00:08:10Your favorite.
00:08:11Cilantro.
00:08:12It's like knives.
00:08:17I love cilantro.
00:08:19I know.
00:08:20And it makes me worry about you.
00:08:22That maybe you are an android.
00:08:24We had tears, like streams they run.
00:08:29Don't let sadness talk in the fun.
00:08:34Why can't you?
00:08:37Let me go.
00:08:41Oh, oh.
00:08:45Honest love.
00:08:46Don't last at all.
00:08:48Honest love.
00:08:50Just makes me crawl.
00:08:53Honest love.
00:08:55Makes me go out, out, out of my mind.
00:09:03You growing a beard?
00:09:07My new plan is to shave every four days.
00:09:10That way we can save on razors and shaving cream.
00:09:12Mm-hmm.
00:09:13Do you know that each of those razors is, like, $2?
00:09:15I never realized where Rupoff was.
00:09:17Yep.
00:09:18Well, I think it's sexy.
00:09:29Do you still love me?
00:09:31Of course I do.
00:09:34Then say it.
00:09:36I don't have to say it. I've never said it.
00:09:42Would I still be with you if I didn't love you?
00:09:44What choice would you have?
00:09:46I could move out.
00:09:47And go where?
00:09:50I don't know. The car?
00:09:51That's my point.
00:09:55I feel like we're together because we have to be together,
00:09:57not because we want to be together.
00:09:59Hey, even where we had everything, I was still with you.
00:10:04Then say it.
00:10:06Look, you know, I don't say it. I just show it.
00:10:10My mother always told my father she loved him,
00:10:12and then they got divorced,
00:10:13and then he married Marilyn, his trophy wife,
00:10:15and it didn't matter they said it.
00:10:18Well, if it means absolutely nothing, then just say it.
00:10:21Why are we having this conversation now? We're married.
00:10:23Because it's important now, okay?
00:10:26I just...
00:10:28I need it.
00:10:31I love you, alright?
00:10:33Yeah.
00:10:39Yeah.
00:10:40Amazing.
00:10:41How that guy can interrupt every moment we have.
00:10:53It's like he has relationships sabotage...
00:10:59You know what? It's a nice day. I'm gonna walk home.
00:11:01Are you mad at me?
00:11:13No, I'm not mad. Just sad, I guess.
00:11:17Don't you think I'm sad, too?
00:11:19Not for the same reasons.
00:11:26I miss driving our car.
00:11:28I thought we weren't allowed to get nostalgic.
00:11:30It says back.
00:11:32I'm allowed to be a little misty once in a while.
00:11:38I kind of like it.
00:11:40I mean, when we used to drive everywhere,
00:11:41we never got to see anything.
00:11:43It really opens your eyes, though.
00:11:44Yeah.
00:11:45I don't know if I want to see everything.
00:11:47I like living my only ignorant little world.
00:12:02I'm excited for sandwiches.
00:12:05Give me the keys.
00:12:14You always were a terrific chef.
00:12:15Oh, you're sweet.
00:12:17And a bad liar.
00:12:21Huh?
00:12:23I thought we were saving that for a special occasion.
00:12:25Well, we were.
00:12:27We might be waiting a long time.
00:12:28So...
00:12:31What are we toasting to?
00:12:34I don't know.
00:12:38Let's try something.
00:12:40During this entire meal,
00:12:41no one can say anything negative.
00:12:42This is going to be a happy, pleasant meal.
00:12:45Done.
00:12:47And if whoever talks negatively loses
00:12:49and has the dishes for a week.
00:12:51What do I make it? Two weeks.
00:12:53Three weeks.
00:12:55A month.
00:12:56Until spring.
00:12:58Works for me.
00:13:00You know, Kevin, I was thinking.
00:13:01This meal out would have cost us $32 at least.
00:13:04Mm.
00:13:05Not to mention the drinks,
00:13:06which would have been at least $10.
00:13:07Yeah.
00:13:08So that's like $42 with tax intent.
00:13:10Maybe even $45.
00:13:11And for what?
00:13:14Bread that costs $0.10 a slice.
00:13:16I mean, an $0.89 can of tuna.
00:13:18Two cents worth of mayo.
00:13:20That's like $0.50 a sandwich.
00:13:22That's over a $32 savings.
00:13:23And I love tuna.
00:13:25Mm-hmm.
00:13:26Add a little mayo, relish, celery.
00:13:28It's foodies paradise.
00:13:30Where would we be without peanut butter and tuna fish?
00:13:33Empires were built on these staples.
00:13:35You lose.
00:13:37How's that?
00:13:38You were complaining.
00:13:40Oh, I would like to repeal this ruling.
00:13:42Do you like sex?
00:13:44Oh, that's not fair.
00:13:45You can't use sex as a bargaining chip.
00:13:47Oh?
00:13:49Okay, maybe you can, but that's just not fair.
00:13:51Mm-hmm.
00:13:52Okay.
00:13:54Maybe I'll consider reducing your sentence to one week if you work for it.
00:14:01Tell me you love me.
00:14:04Oh, we're back on that again.
00:14:06What if we're not on it?
00:14:09Well, then I only have one question for you.
00:14:12Which type of dishwashing soap do you prefer?
00:14:15Make sure you wash those really good with some grease and some of those.
00:14:18I don't know.
00:14:23Oh.
00:14:28Is it Brian?
00:14:29Hey, hey, hey.
00:14:30I can take support.
00:14:31Come on.
00:14:32You are a troublemaker.
00:14:34Looks like he's off the hook.
00:14:35Hillary doesn't have a bun in the oven.
00:14:37She dumped him.
00:14:38Great.
00:14:39I'm so happy for him.
00:14:41I won two tickets to Paris.
00:14:44You mean virtual tickets?
00:14:46My sorority nominated me to go, and I got a new pet.
00:14:49Her name is Tattles.
00:14:51She's coming with me.
00:14:52Hmm.
00:14:53Is this your way of saying you want a cat?
00:14:55Oh, I'm going to the south of France with my new boyfriend, Henri.
00:15:00Can I come too?
00:15:02Dumb question, Jen.
00:15:03What joy do you get in going to places that aren't real?
00:15:07The south of France is very real.
00:15:10Not to us.
00:15:13Not having this conversation.
00:15:15You never want to talk about it.
00:15:19Talk about what exactly?
00:15:21Our situation.
00:15:23Look, I was just reading in psychology.com, if you talk about your problems and get them out in the open,
00:15:27you're more apt to be a happier, healthier person than holding it inside.
00:15:32And that it's important for couples to have tough conversations even if it causes friction between those you love.
00:15:39Do you really believe any of that BS?
00:15:41I mean, the individual who wrote that is obviously under some deadline to generate content,
00:15:46so he doesn't lose his job and the life he works so hard for and end up like us.
00:15:50Well, that's exactly my point.
00:15:52We're holding on to all this anger, and it's making us depressed.
00:15:55Holding things inside is not what's making me depressed.
00:16:00It's living like this that's making me depressed.
00:16:03It's...
00:16:05Well, we lost our house, and we can't even get jobs, and I don't even think we could get arrested if we wanted to.
00:16:10Oh, I could get arrested. That wouldn't be tough.
00:16:13See what I'm saying? You said you wanted to have a serious conversation, and you're just making jokes.
00:16:17Well, what am I supposed to do?
00:16:18Talk about it.
00:16:20Maybe making jokes is my way of venting.
00:16:21I think if I were to admit that our lives are going downhill, I wouldn't be able to cope.
00:16:26And now you're being defensive.
00:16:27I'm not being defensive, and I do want to talk about it.
00:16:31No, you don't want to talk about it, because if you did want to talk about it, we'd talk about it.
00:16:37Okay, so talk about it. Now.
00:16:40I can't just do it on command.
00:16:43Yeah.
00:16:47Where are you going?
00:16:49Out.
00:16:51Okay, where is out, exactly?
00:16:55Jen.
00:16:56You're really going?
00:16:57No.
00:16:58I'm not...
00:17:00I'm not...
00:17:03I'm not going to help you.
00:17:05I'm not going to help you.
00:17:07It's supposed to be cool.
00:17:09No.
00:17:11It's tough.
00:17:13Y, you know, it's a trap.
00:17:15It's tough.
00:17:18You're going to throw up.
00:17:20I'm not going to throw up.
00:17:21You're going to throw up.
00:17:22You're going to throw up.
00:17:24You're not going to jump, are you?
00:17:44I miss all the fun we've been having.
00:17:49I was thinking about it.
00:17:51Can we go together?
00:17:56Like a suicide pact?
00:17:59Well, I wouldn't want to live without you.
00:18:03You'd get over me.
00:18:05Wanna bet?
00:18:10Guess there's only one way to find out.
00:18:15I think we'd die on impact or in the air.
00:18:17Or not high enough to die midair.
00:18:20It would be on the splat.
00:18:21The splat?
00:18:22Yeah, when we hit the concrete.
00:18:24Is that like an official term?
00:18:26No, I made it up.
00:18:31That would be gross.
00:18:34Yeah, bloody.
00:18:37Body parts.
00:18:39Everywhere.
00:18:41Besides, I want an open casket.
00:18:43If we end up, we're going to have to do it some other way.
00:18:46Sleeping pills.
00:18:47It's not effective.
00:18:49You always hear about people ending up in comas.
00:18:53Gunshot to the temple.
00:18:55To the temple or the mouth?
00:18:58Because you might survive, and then you're just a glorified vegetable.
00:19:01I want chips and salsa.
00:19:15I want chips and salsa.
00:19:19That we can manage.
00:19:20What would happen if you lived and I died?
00:19:29Or the other way around.
00:19:32If we go, we should make sure to go together.
00:19:36Deal.
00:19:36Water.
00:19:37Water.
00:19:38Water.
00:21:43Not exactly.
00:21:45Okay, listen.
00:21:46We have $29,000 left on our cards.
00:21:50We're going to spend it.
00:21:52We're going to do all the things we want to do, live the life we were supposed to live before this crap happened to us and we ended up here.
00:21:58We're just going to enjoy ourselves.
00:21:59Okay, I thought that we were saving the credit though for when we actually ran out of money and needed to live.
00:22:05We were.
00:22:07But I made one small adjustment to the model.
00:22:10The original plan would have only delayed the inevitable.
00:22:12I mean, those cards would have bought us eight months, ten months tops.
00:22:15And I'm being generous.
00:22:15I won't argue with you.
00:22:17You're our financial guru.
00:22:19So how do you pay it back?
00:22:21We don't.
00:22:23I'm confused.
00:22:25We're not going to pay it back because we don't have to.
00:22:27I'm missing something.
00:22:29It's not like they're going to give us free money.
00:22:32Actually, they kind of are.
00:22:34Just hear me out, okay?
00:22:35Yeah.
00:22:35Do you like your life the way it is now?
00:22:38No, but...
00:22:39Do you think it's going to get better?
00:22:40I don't know.
00:22:40It could.
00:22:42It won't.
00:22:43I ran the numbers, okay?
00:22:44We're not going to be out of debt until we're like over 55.
00:22:46And that's if we can find work.
00:22:48And that's the best case scenario.
00:22:49Don't ask me about the worst.
00:22:50There's no emotion in this, Kevin.
00:23:14It's all facts.
00:23:16This could be the only chance we have at the life we wanted for ourselves.
00:23:19Are you serious?
00:23:22Yes, I'm serious.
00:23:24I've never been more serious in my life.
00:23:26This is crazy.
00:23:28What's crazier?
00:23:30Living a wonderful six months with the person you love?
00:23:33Or living a lifetime of toil and fear and...
00:23:37I know what I'm voting for.
00:23:42Maybe we should think about this a little bit more?
00:23:43I don't need to think about it anymore.
00:23:46I've been thinking about it for months.
00:23:49So you're just going to go ahead and do it, whether I'm in or not?
00:23:54I'm just telling you what I want for myself.
00:23:57Maybe you should go see a therapist.
00:24:00I don't need a therapist, Kevin.
00:24:03A therapist isn't going to help our financial situation.
00:24:06And it's easy for the doctor to say,
00:24:08Do, be content because he is going to go home
00:24:10to his beautiful suburban home with his white picket fence,
00:24:12which our health insurance helps pay for, by the way.
00:24:14And that's up at the end of the month.
00:24:18So that's great.
00:24:21I just think there has to be a better way.
00:24:24You know, I'm miserable too.
00:24:26I hate what we're experiencing, but I just...
00:24:28I think there has to be some hope.
00:24:33Hope is just a word that people use
00:24:35so they don't have to deal with the cold, hard facts of the situation.
00:24:38Kevin, out.
00:24:44It's a logical decision.
00:24:47I can't, Jennifer.
00:24:50Fine.
00:24:51Great.
00:24:52Then I'll leave you with half the credit cards, okay?
00:24:55You'll have a little less than four months left.
00:24:57Now where are you going?
00:24:59Out!
00:24:59Out!
00:25:08Out!
00:25:29Out!
00:25:30Out!
00:25:34Out!
00:25:35Out!
00:25:37Out!
00:25:37How did I know I could find you here?
00:25:44I splurged.
00:25:45Caramel macchiato, 375.
00:25:49Sometimes you gotta live.
00:25:57Can we go to Vegas?
00:26:00We always had a blast there.
00:26:03Does this mean you want to end it with me?
00:26:07I don't know.
00:26:12What don't you know?
00:26:14I don't want to live the life that we planned without you.
00:26:19I'd rather have six months with you than spend a lifetime wondering what those last six months would have been like.
00:26:26I love you.
00:26:29Even though we're gonna off each other.
00:26:32That's something that's really weird.
00:26:35How are we gonna do it anyway?
00:26:37Like who goes first?
00:26:39I don't know. We'll figure that out later.
00:26:42Yeah, just a minor detail, huh?
00:26:43So we're gonna keep a video log of what we're planning to do, so our friends and family don't think we decided to do this randomly.
00:26:58I love how you have it all figured out.
00:27:01Just doing what makes sense. It's logical.
00:27:04Funny what seems logical today.
00:27:06Yeah.
00:27:10Come on.
00:27:13Is it on?
00:27:13How do I know?
00:27:14The red light needs to be flashing.
00:27:17And we're recording.
00:27:18Okay.
00:27:20Hi, I'm Jennifer Alpern.
00:27:22And I'm Kevin Alpern.
00:27:24And if you're watching this, then we're not here anymore.
00:27:26That sounds dramatic.
00:27:30Um, hi, I'm Jennifer.
00:27:33This is Kevin.
00:27:33And we're here to tell you how we spent the last four months of our lives.
00:27:37You probably already know this, but we both lost our jobs about a year or so ago.
00:27:41Yeah, and things went downhill really fast.
00:27:44But then Jennifer had this brilliant idea.
00:27:45Yeah.
00:27:46If we're going downhill anyway, why not be the masters of our fate and decide when and how we go under?
00:27:51We have about $29,000 left in credit card lines to spend.
00:27:56Spend what we want, when we want.
00:27:57Yeah.
00:27:58Do all the things we wanted to do, but now, given the circumstances, won't get a chance to.
00:28:02So here we are, kind of documenting our adventures for you.
00:28:06Do you have anything else to say?
00:28:08Nope.
00:28:08Um, I do miss everyone.
00:28:12Just know that we had a really great time these last few months.
00:28:15Yeah.
00:28:15Oh, and I love you, sis.
00:28:18I know we haven't talked in a while, but I just want you to know I thought about you every day.
00:28:27We should probably shut it off now.
00:28:38So, now that we are free, we should have to figure out what to do.
00:28:45Uh-huh.
00:28:47South of France.
00:28:48Yes.
00:28:49You just want to see the topless beaches again.
00:28:51No, I appreciate French art.
00:28:53Uh-huh, right.
00:28:54Uh, your turn, then.
00:28:57Africa.
00:28:58I've always wanted to see the line at its natural highlands.
00:29:00Oh, yeah, you have big bugs there.
00:29:01That's not high on my list.
00:29:02Come on.
00:29:04Horse-drawn carriage ride through New York City?
00:29:06That's touristy.
00:29:07Oh, and going on safari isn't.
00:29:09Come on.
00:29:09African safari qualifies as exotic.
00:29:11Uh-huh.
00:29:12Carriage ride is generic.
00:29:13All right, Mr. Travel Guide.
00:29:16What is the ultimate experience you can think of doing that we haven't thought of yet?
00:29:19I want to stay on the space station.
00:29:21Yeah.
00:29:22It's a little bit out of our budget.
00:29:23A little.
00:29:24Okay.
00:29:25Uh, Dodger tickets.
00:29:27Box seats.
00:29:28Yeah.
00:29:29We can do that.
00:29:32Caribbean.
00:29:33British Virgin Islands.
00:29:35I want to walk on the white sand.
00:29:37And I just want to feel the sand in my hands.
00:29:39And you.
00:29:41And the sun.
00:29:42And just relax.
00:29:43I want to drive fast.
00:29:49Okay.
00:29:50Remember that Formula One racing school we talked about?
00:29:52We can both race Porsches on the track.
00:29:54Yeah.
00:29:54Yeah.
00:29:54I would do that.
00:29:55I would, I would totally do that.
00:29:57I would do that.
00:29:57I thought you were afraid of high speeds.
00:29:58Well, what's the worst that could happen?
00:30:01Okay, fair enough.
00:30:03Maybe we make that one of the last things we do?
00:30:05Just in case it doesn't, you know?
00:30:06Yeah, right.
00:30:08Go as planned.
00:30:09Yeah.
00:30:11I want to go on a hot air balloon ride.
00:30:14And drink really expensive champagne.
00:30:16Like, ridiculously expensive.
00:30:18Sounds fantastic.
00:30:19Yeah.
00:30:20Dangled grapes in each other's mouths.
00:30:23Yeah, sure.
00:30:25It's an image I've always wanted to make happen.
00:30:28Hmm.
00:30:30I'm really going to do this, you know?
00:30:32I'm ready.
00:30:33Are you?
00:30:33Mm-hmm.
00:30:34Mm-hmm.
00:30:34Mm-hmm.
00:30:42Mm-hmm.
00:30:43Mm-hmm.
00:31:14I feel kind of free.
00:31:33Isn't that strange?
00:31:34No.
00:31:35No, it's a relief kind of to know we can do whatever we want, you know, play and make
00:31:40up the rules.
00:31:41Good point.
00:31:42You get your whole life thinking that you need to work and make a living.
00:31:48Yeah.
00:31:49Yeah.
00:31:50Yeah.
00:31:51And then there's some big payoff at the end of the golden year's retirement.
00:31:56It just doesn't work like that.
00:31:58What's the one thing you would have done if you didn't think it was a responsible thing
00:32:05to do?
00:32:06It's been so long since I've done anything irresponsible.
00:32:07I don't know.
00:32:08Well, what are you feeling right now?
00:32:09I want to stay in an outrageously expensive hotel on the beach.
00:32:15The kind of place you have to take it alone to pay the bill.
00:32:16Yeah.
00:32:17Yeah.
00:32:18The place where they put the little chocolates on the pillows.
00:32:19Mm-hmm.
00:32:20And all the toiletries you could ever need in the bathroom.
00:32:21Yes.
00:32:22The fuzzy bathrooms.
00:32:23And order room service.
00:32:24Everything on the menu.
00:32:25Yes.
00:32:26Yes, yes, yes.
00:32:27Even the expensive cheese plate.
00:32:28And the wine is really expensive, but not that good, but really expensive.
00:32:29And eat everything in the little fridge.
00:32:30Yes.
00:32:31Yes.
00:32:32And not care how much it costs.
00:32:33I don't want to see you in that expensive hotel for the next week.
00:32:47Okay.
00:32:48You do know about that.
00:33:00Don't forget to bring your swimming trucks, because we need us.
00:33:03Mm.
00:33:04I'm thinking we'd take that pool naked.
00:33:06I'm sure their curiosity won't go any further than that.
00:33:09Exactly.
00:33:10Exactly.
00:33:11Why don't we have everything in mind?
00:33:12Oh, I cannot wait to eat at the restaurant there.
00:33:14You hungry?
00:33:15Five stars.
00:33:16I'm pretty hungry.
00:33:17I'll be really hungry by the time we get there.
00:33:19Hey.
00:33:20What?
00:33:21Let's have you wear your A's hat today.
00:33:22I don't like the A's.
00:33:23You do too.
00:33:24I hate the A's.
00:33:25Everyone loves the A's.
00:33:26I really hate them, actually.
00:33:27You can wear them.
00:33:28Um, can I please bring my linen pants?
00:33:31You have to bring linen pants.
00:33:33We're pretending it's summer.
00:33:34Oh my gosh.
00:33:35This is going to be awesome.
00:33:36And my white shoes.
00:33:37Your seersucker pants.
00:33:38Buckled, yeah.
00:33:39I don't know where those are.
00:33:40I think we may have gotten rid of those.
00:33:41I'm kind of ready.
00:33:42I'm in a fruity drink mood, you know?
00:33:43Yeah.
00:33:46You okay?
00:33:47Yeah.
00:33:48You don't need too much for the pool.
00:33:49Let's go.
00:33:50Pool time.
00:33:51Let's do it.
00:33:52A little pool party?
00:33:53Actually, I think it was over there.
00:33:54I'm going to kind of miss it.
00:33:55Even if it's going for a little while.
00:33:56The roaches?
00:33:57The strange clanging noise at two in the morning?
00:33:58Don't forget our landlady, Ms. Volker.
00:33:59She had the demeanor of a prison warden.
00:34:00Yeah, I know.
00:34:01Let's not wait around here.
00:34:02Let's get out of here.
00:34:03I have a five-star restaurant here.
00:34:04Oh yeah?
00:34:05Yes.
00:34:06Would you like to eat there?
00:34:07I would.
00:34:08All right.
00:34:09I need to chill.
00:34:10Would you?
00:34:11Immediately?
00:34:12Or do you?
00:34:13Immediately?
00:34:14Or do you?
00:34:15We can check in.
00:34:16Can we check in?
00:34:17Can we check in?
00:34:18Oh yeah.
00:34:19Yes.
00:34:20Would you like to eat there?
00:34:21I would.
00:34:22All right.
00:34:23I need to chill.
00:34:24Would you?
00:34:25Immediately?
00:34:26Or do you?
00:34:27Immediately?
00:34:28Or do you?
00:34:29We can check in.
00:34:30Can we check in?
00:34:31What?
00:34:36We're home.
00:34:39It's gonna be good.
00:34:41Not bad.
00:34:50Cheers.
00:34:51Cheers.
00:34:56Mmm.
00:34:58Mmm.
00:35:02So, Kevin.
00:35:03How are you feeling right now?
00:35:05I like being on vacation.
00:35:07Missing our apartment?
00:35:08Does the dog miss the pound?
00:35:11All right.
00:35:12My turn.
00:35:13Hand it over.
00:35:22I think we made the right decision.
00:35:24Definitely.
00:35:25Most outrageously priced hotel in the city.
00:35:27Where else can you get that $10 bar of chocolate?
00:35:30I meant about us.
00:35:33Definitely.
00:35:34No regrets.
00:35:37I get to spend some quality time with the person I care about the most.
00:35:41And that's more than most people get in their lives, right?
00:35:44We can grow old and miserable.
00:35:46Alone, probably.
00:35:47Because one of us will go first.
00:35:49Penniless.
00:35:51Or we can be in control of how and when it ends.
00:35:54Isn't that what most people want?
00:35:57And what's that?
00:35:58To spend the last moments of your life with the person that you love.
00:36:03So what's next?
00:36:08Sushi.
00:36:09Oh.
00:36:10I want lots and lots of expensive raw fish.
00:36:13Okay.
00:36:14I'm talking about good stuff.
00:36:15None of that bargain sushi.
00:36:16Let's do it.
00:36:17I just want to order everything.
00:36:18Everything.
00:36:19And not even worry about the cost.
00:36:20I want to get some of the ultra overpriced...
00:36:22Toro.
00:36:23Toro.
00:36:24I love that.
00:36:25Okay.
00:36:26Really?
00:36:27Yes.
00:36:28We're playing by our own rules now.
00:36:29So we're really doing this?
00:36:30Yeah.
00:36:31Good.
00:36:34Oh boy.
00:36:35Anything wrong?
00:36:36Well Brian is...
00:36:38You know what?
00:36:39I don't want to know.
00:36:40Just...
00:36:42Let's just go get some raw fish.
00:36:44Okay?
00:36:45I'm starving actually.
00:36:46Finish these drinks and go get sushi.
00:36:49Hop in the pool?
00:36:50Okay.
00:36:51You first.
00:36:52Show you my California roll.
00:36:53Let's check out this pool.
00:36:54Here.
00:36:55Give me that one.
00:36:56Psst.
00:36:57Let me hold your drink.
00:36:58Wait.
00:36:59It does.
00:37:00I had to do it.
00:37:01I'm sorry.
00:37:02Is it warm?
00:37:03You coming in?
00:37:04I don't know.
00:37:05I have to test it first.
00:37:06Down here.
00:37:07Touch the lid.
00:37:08Ugh.
00:37:09Don't.
00:37:10Don't.
00:37:11Get away.
00:37:12Get away.
00:37:13It's nice, isn't it?
00:37:14Yeah, it is actually.
00:37:15Yeah.
00:37:16I'm sorry.
00:37:17I'm sorry.
00:37:18I'm sorry.
00:37:19I had to do it.
00:37:20I'm sorry.
00:37:21Is it warm?
00:37:22Is it warm?
00:37:23You coming in?
00:37:24I don't know.
00:37:25I have to test it first.
00:37:26Down here.
00:37:27Touch the lid.
00:37:28Ugh.
00:37:29Don't.
00:37:30Get away.
00:37:31Get away.
00:37:32Get away.
00:37:33It's nice, isn't it?
00:37:34Yeah, it is actually.
00:37:37I have to do that.
00:37:38I'm sorry.
00:37:39I didn't know it.
00:37:41I am smiling.
00:37:42I'm sorry.
00:37:43Let me ask you.
00:37:45Alright.
00:37:46Ah, I'm sorry.
00:37:47Congratulations.
00:37:48Hooray!
00:37:49Oh, one, three.
00:37:50Do I have to?
00:37:51Ah.
00:37:52So I can't..
00:37:53cía Richtung,あふりー.
00:37:54Not that time.
00:37:55View Ayee.
00:37:56Ehrely.
00:37:57Do I know.
00:37:58To tow him or she needs to be rigged?
00:37:59To bummer.
00:38:00Go тепla.
00:38:01Many people don't wait.
00:38:02Please take down.
00:38:03Later.
00:38:04Okay.
00:38:05Volunte.
00:38:36Mmm.
00:38:40It's been so long since I've had salmon.
00:38:44It's so good.
00:38:45I'm gonna save this moment.
00:38:50No, don't.
00:38:55Everyone's gonna think I'm a pig.
00:38:57Turn it off.
00:38:58We love to watch you eat.
00:38:59Fight me.
00:39:01So, how was the sushi meal?
00:39:05Good, considering the last six months all we've had is peanut butter and canned tuna.
00:39:11It's amazing.
00:39:16What's wrong?
00:39:17Nothing's wrong.
00:39:18Turn it off.
00:39:19What?
00:39:20Turn it off.
00:39:21What is it?
00:39:22We haven't been this happy in a long time.
00:39:32Remember last time we were at the zigzag counter?
00:39:34Yeah.
00:39:35Celebrating my first commission as an architect.
00:39:38I designed an outdoor playground.
00:39:39Yeah, I remember.
00:39:40You got your promotion.
00:39:41After that.
00:39:42And we used the bonus as the money for our down payment on the house?
00:39:45Yeah.
00:39:46We had some great times there.
00:39:49Wasn't this about stuffing ourselves with raw fish?
00:39:52Until we burst?
00:39:53So, let's do that.
00:39:55What else are we getting?
00:39:57Everything.
00:39:58Everything.
00:39:59We're at the beginning.
00:40:00Yes.
00:40:01It was good.
00:40:03Was Brian the only one that texts you?
00:40:06He was the only one of our friends that didn't mind we're in the poorhouse.
00:40:09Yeah.
00:40:10I guess I give him credit for that.
00:40:13Yeah, we should have done that a long time ago.
00:40:15You always have the best ideas.
00:40:18I think I overdid it though.
00:40:21That last tuna hand roll put me over the edge.
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:24That was good though.
00:40:25I'm losing my physique.
00:40:26You can see the tuna roll.
00:40:29Shut up.
00:40:30I want shoes.
00:40:32Designer shoes.
00:40:33Robertson Boulevard.
00:40:35Robertson Boulevard.
00:40:36Jennifer is en route.
00:40:39I like that coat.
00:40:40I'm looking on you.
00:40:41Yeah?
00:40:42Ooh, but I like that one for me.
00:40:44What are we going in there?
00:40:45Want to get a matching coat?
00:40:46No.
00:40:47We should walk the whole thing and come up with a plan.
00:40:50No.
00:40:51I think I'm just going to go in every store.
00:40:54Excellent.
00:40:55Maybe.
00:40:56That's the plan.
00:40:57Would you please define hog wild for us?
00:40:58Yes.
00:40:59That is when you can go in any store and buy any high-end fashion piece of clothing you
00:41:03want and not care how much it costs.
00:41:05Let's go.
00:41:06Let's go.
00:41:07Let's go.
00:41:08Let's go.
00:41:09Let's go.
00:41:10Let's go.
00:41:11Let's go.
00:41:12Let's go.
00:41:13Let's go.
00:41:14Let's go.
00:41:15Let's go.
00:41:16Let's go.
00:41:17Let's go.
00:41:18Let's go.
00:41:19Let's go.
00:41:20Let's go.
00:41:21Let's go.
00:41:22Let's go.
00:41:23Let's go.
00:41:24Let's go.
00:41:25Let's go.
00:41:26Let's go.
00:41:27Let's go.
00:41:28Let's go.
00:41:29Let's go.
00:41:30Let's go.
00:41:31Let's go.
00:41:32Let's go.
00:41:33Let's go.
00:41:34Let's go.
00:41:35Let's go.
00:41:36Let's go.
00:41:37Let's go.
00:41:38Let's go.
00:41:39Let's go.
00:41:40Let's go.
00:41:41Let's go.
00:41:43What do you think about this one?
00:41:44Hm.
00:41:45Yeah, it's very cute.
00:41:46Your rack of shoes on sale but we don't care about prices so it doesn't matter.
00:41:52Get rid of it.
00:41:55There we go.
00:41:56Actually, I like these.
00:41:58These are super cute.
00:41:59They're super cute.
00:42:02Those are very young.
00:42:03Yeah, these are fun.
00:42:05Yeah.
00:42:06I don't know, like kind of rockabilly.
00:42:07Would you do that?
00:42:08Totally.
00:42:08See, I think now we're heading in the right direction.
00:42:10You like black.
00:42:12You do.
00:42:13I do.
00:42:15Let's go try these on.
00:42:17Let's do it.
00:42:22I'm going to try this one.
00:42:23Yeah, you do.
00:42:25Try it on.
00:42:29This game changed.
00:42:30I'm trying on some new clothes.
00:42:31Mm-hmm.
00:42:32First time in a long time.
00:42:33I'm going to turn it off.
00:42:34I'm going to need to see that.
00:42:36I can't wait to wear these.
00:42:37Yes, let's go.
00:42:38Go.
00:42:39Go.
00:42:40Go.
00:42:41Go.
00:42:42Go.
00:42:43Go.
00:42:44Go.
00:42:45Go.
00:42:46Go.
00:42:47Go.
00:42:48Go.
00:42:49Go.
00:42:50Go.
00:42:51Go.
00:42:52Go.
00:42:53Go.
00:42:54Go.
00:42:55Go.
00:42:56Go.
00:42:57Go.
00:42:58Go.
00:42:59Put them on.
00:43:00Especially the lingerie, right?
00:43:01Mm-hmm.
00:43:03It was a lot of shopping.
00:43:06Mm.
00:43:07It used to be us.
00:43:09What?
00:43:10Movin' at light speed.
00:43:12Aiming for the stars.
00:43:14racket.
00:43:15Brillion light beckoning us towards the future that was never to be.
00:43:18You're so poetic, Kevin.
00:43:21Oh, my minor was English lit.
00:43:23or was English Lit?
00:43:24Oh, I was there when you failed your final
00:43:27in Ms. Urban's in my dreams.
00:43:29That's not fair.
00:43:30That is not fair.
00:43:30Professor Ballantine had it out for me from the beginning
00:43:33because she overheard me talking about her nasty divorce.
00:43:36You always did have a way of winning people over.
00:43:38I won you over, didn't I?
00:43:39Barely.
00:43:40I think you had to ask me out like over 26 times.
00:43:42You were counting?
00:43:44Most guys would have taken the hint.
00:43:46I was committed.
00:43:48But aren't you happy now?
00:43:50Yeah.
00:43:52I hate to spend the rest of my life with a man I adore.
00:43:56And then end it with him.
00:43:58What more could a girl ask for?
00:43:59Mm-hmm.
00:44:06Let me see who it is.
00:44:07Who could it be?
00:44:08I wish it would not.
00:44:09Is it Brian?
00:44:12Sense a little hostility?
00:44:15OK, I have a deal for you.
00:44:16Today will be a text-free day.
00:44:18Brian will have to go 24 hours without your sage advice.
00:44:20What are you offering in return?
00:44:22I will be the most loving, wonderful wife you've ever known.
00:44:28I think you're getting the better end of the deal.
00:44:32Mm-mm.
00:44:33No, I think you are.
00:44:34No, I think you are.
00:44:48No.
00:44:48What's next?
00:44:49You said you wanted to go to Vegas, right?
00:44:53Okay.
00:44:57What's next?
00:44:59You said you wanted to go to Vegas, right?
00:45:01I guess, yeah.
00:45:03So let's go?
00:45:04At this moment?
00:45:05Yeah.
00:45:06We can't. We don't have reservations.
00:45:07We just get in the car and go.
00:45:10Shouldn't we pack?
00:45:12No. I just bought some clothes. We can buy clothes there.
00:45:15We just go.
00:45:16I can live with that.
00:45:19When did you get so spontaneous?
00:45:21Maybe I always was and you just didn't notice.
00:45:24I think in four years of marriage I might have noticed.
00:45:27Well, that was before when I thought we had a future.
00:45:30No, it doesn't really matter. We can just live in the moment.
00:45:35I like this new lifestyle.
00:45:38It's a bummer that it's going to be over so soon.
00:45:41It ends for everyone.
00:45:43Just know now when.
00:45:48So let's go.
00:45:49Alright. Let's do it.
00:45:50Let's do it.
00:45:51Vegas.
00:45:52Vegas!
00:46:00In four hours I'm going to be sitting by a pool and sipping on Mai Tai.
00:46:06This will not do.
00:46:07What?
00:46:08We need an upgrade.
00:46:10We need new wheels.
00:46:20That's pretty much bigger.
00:46:21Yeah!
00:46:22And to go out.
00:46:23Nobody will need the astronauts.
00:46:24It, you can basically charge them an sandwich.
00:46:25No. I should do right now.
00:46:26You will need a magazine to the exit.
00:46:27No, I can pop it by.
00:46:28You're going to go.
00:46:29Sometimes.
00:46:30Oh, we do the rules.
00:46:31Because you'relers.
00:46:32To leave the astronauts.
00:46:33Yes.
00:46:34There's Ally.
00:46:35I'll be on the left.
00:46:36You're on time.
00:46:37Yeah.
00:46:38You can be on the left.
00:46:39光ini.
00:46:40I stay on the right.
00:46:42You're on the left.
00:46:43I say it'll be true
00:46:44We're falling into a car
00:46:48It's all that we require
00:46:49To blame it all on you
00:46:51Let's try
00:46:53Looking at the bright side
00:46:55And we're gonna
00:46:56Let's get out to be real
00:46:58Let's try
00:47:00Thinking of the good times
00:47:02And we're gonna
00:47:02Ride the way
00:47:03My father is over
00:47:05You can fly with your snow
00:47:08I will be fast
00:47:10And you'll be lost now
00:47:12The sun starts quicker every day
00:47:15And it's such a nice time
00:47:17I will just walk
00:47:19Too bad we didn't get the Lamborghini, huh?
00:47:20Yeah, we're really slow in it now
00:47:22Yeah, it's okay
00:47:24I like living out my high school
00:47:25Muscle car fantasies
00:47:26Yeah, just like every other
00:47:27Red-blooded American male
00:47:28Next thing you know
00:47:30We're gonna watch football
00:47:31And eating steak
00:47:32Absolutely
00:47:33So, Kevin
00:47:38What's the first thing
00:47:40You're gonna do
00:47:40When you get to the city of Sin?
00:47:41I think you better
00:47:42Turn the camera off for this answer
00:47:43I'm thinking everyone wants to know
00:47:45Uh-uh, there's a PG suicide log
00:47:47I wanna know
00:47:48I think everyone wants to know
00:47:50I'm gonna
00:47:53Shoot crap
00:47:54And then move on to roulette
00:47:56Yeah, right
00:47:57Come on
00:47:58Honestly?
00:47:59Mm-hmm
00:47:59This is kind of embarrassing
00:48:01Who cares?
00:48:03We're gonna be gone
00:48:03That's true
00:48:04Alright, first we're gonna check in
00:48:07Uh-uh
00:48:08And then
00:48:11We're gonna go up to the room
00:48:13Open the door
00:48:14And then I'm gonna kiss you passion
00:48:17Tell me about the kiss
00:48:19Passion
00:48:20Do we really?
00:48:22Do we really have to do this?
00:48:22Come on
00:48:23Yes
00:48:24Yes
00:48:24Okay
00:48:25Then as I throw you on the bed
00:48:29Uh-huh
00:48:30I'm gonna tear the clothes from you
00:48:33I'm gonna start kissing you
00:48:35Everywhere
00:48:35Every inch of you
00:48:37Just work my way down
00:48:39Every curve
00:48:41And rediscover your womanhood
00:48:43Every inch
00:48:45You're bad
00:48:46Kevin Elfern
00:48:47Bad boy
00:48:48You can make what you want
00:48:55So believe
00:48:56If you take what I say
00:48:58The truth
00:48:59Let's try
00:49:01Looking at the good times
00:49:03Gonna ride the wave
00:49:05Now I think it's real
00:49:06You can follow
00:49:08If you're still on
00:49:10I will be lost
00:49:11And there'll be a snow
00:49:13The sun starts quicker
00:49:15Every day
00:49:16If this is a waste of time
00:49:19I will just walk away
00:49:20Well you can see right through
00:49:30Yeah
00:49:31Remember what happened
00:49:33In this very spot?
00:49:35No
00:49:35You don't remember?
00:49:38I do
00:49:38You proposed to me right over there
00:49:41Actually I think it was right over there
00:49:43Did you mean what you said in the car?
00:49:48Mm-hmm
00:49:48Well let's not wait around here
00:49:58I feel like this is our wedding night
00:50:01I can't wait to see the room
00:50:02I hope they have a jacuzzi
00:50:04I hope they have a jacuzzi
00:50:05I hope they have a jacuzzi
00:50:06I hope they have a jacuzzi
00:50:07I hope they have a jacuzzi
00:50:08I hope they have a jacuzzi
00:50:09I hope they have a jacuzzi
00:50:10I hope they have a jacuzzi
00:50:11I hope they have a jacuzzi
00:50:12I hope they have a jacuzzi
00:50:13I hope they have a jacuzzi
00:50:14I hope they have a jacuzzi
00:50:15I hope they have a jacuzzi
00:50:16I hope they have a jacuzzi
00:50:17I hope they have a jacuzzi
00:50:18I hope they have a jacuzzi
00:50:19I hope they have a jacuzzi
00:50:20I hope they have a jacuzzi
00:50:21I hope they have a jacuzzi
00:50:22I hope they have a jacuzzi
00:50:23I hope they have a jacuzzi
00:50:24So, let's go.
00:52:24Let's get your diamonds.
00:52:29Yeah, let's.
00:52:30Real ones.
00:52:30These are not expensive enough.
00:52:32But we could get you a cicada.
00:52:34That'd be gorgeous on you.
00:52:35That's a locust.
00:52:36Right here.
00:52:37Isn't that the same thing?
00:52:37I'm thinking no.
00:52:38I'm thinking let's press on to the more expensive stuff.
00:52:40The more expensive stuff.
00:52:41Yeah, it's just not enough.
00:52:43Let's gamble.
00:52:44Let's gamble.
00:52:45Come up on the fountain with me.
00:52:49And do what?
00:52:53My lady.
00:52:55What was it you said?
00:52:56No, no, no.
00:52:57What did you say?
00:52:58You said something.
00:52:59I don't want to ever be with anyone else.
00:53:06Let's get married again.
00:53:08What?
00:53:09What did you say?
00:53:10I mean, take vows.
00:53:12Tell each other we're going to spend the rest of our lives with each other.
00:53:15That's what I thought you said.
00:53:16It's going to be like I can't even say I love you to me.
00:53:19Nope.
00:53:23Oh.
00:53:24Oh.
00:53:26Kevin.
00:53:27Alpern.
00:53:28Do you love me?
00:53:29You know I do.
00:53:31Then say those three little words.
00:53:35I think you already know the answer to that.
00:53:38I think you should say it.
00:53:41I love you.
00:53:42I couldn't hear that one.
00:53:45Say it again.
00:53:47Attention everyone.
00:53:49I love this woman.
00:53:51I love this woman.
00:53:53I love this woman more than any man has ever loved a woman before.
00:53:58Oh my God.
00:53:59Does that work for you?
00:54:01You think that's the wine talking?
00:54:03I kept on my end of the bargain.
00:54:07You're crazy.
00:54:11Will you marry me?
00:54:14Yeah.
00:54:15Good.
00:54:20Let's go.
00:54:21I want to remove your garter belt this time.
00:54:24I didn't get to it at our first wedding.
00:54:25At our first wedding?
00:54:26Yeah.
00:54:26And here you are at the Little White Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas, Nevada, once again in front of the altar of marriage.
00:54:38Kevin, do you take Jennifer once again to be your wedded wife?
00:54:41I do.
00:54:41And do you still promise to love and honor, respect and keep her all the days of your life?
00:54:48I do.
00:54:48Father God, we thank you for Kevin and Jennifer for their love for each other, their commitment to each other, and the celebration of four years of holy matrimony together.
00:55:07Lord, we ask you to continue to give them courage and strength to live up to the sacred vows that they are taking again here today.
00:55:14As we ask you to bless these rink and their exchange, may they continue to rise and pray on them.
00:55:49Father God, we thank you.
00:56:19born, Lord, that kind of letter to you.
00:56:21And have you touching the world, Beverly?
00:56:22Oh.
00:56:25켁t, hair...
00:56:26Muchery sweet baby.
00:56:30Aw.
00:56:33Happy honeymoon.
00:56:40Ah.
00:56:41Brain hurts.
00:56:43Mm-hmm.
00:56:43Maybe we didn't need that Goldschlager followed by that Jägermeister.
00:56:50That's a winning combination.
00:56:52For a hangover.
00:56:54Mm-hmm.
00:56:58How'd you end up down there?
00:57:01I think I found your knee in the night.
00:57:06I'd do it again.
00:57:14Mmm.
00:57:31Hey.
00:57:34Cheers.
00:57:35Hmm.
00:57:45Jane, can we move here forever?
00:57:49Vegas is everything.
00:57:52Good food.
00:57:53Good people.
00:57:54Good vices.
00:57:56Where else can you get crab legs at 2 in the morning and then shoot traps until dawn?
00:58:00Nowhere.
00:58:01Your point?
00:58:02My point is that Vegas is paradise.
00:58:05And I don't want to leave.
00:58:10Are you serious about going through with it?
00:58:13Yes.
00:58:14I was.
00:58:16I am.
00:58:17How much longer do we have?
00:58:18I don't know, give or take a month depending on how much we have left on our credit cards.
00:58:25How much are we going through?
00:58:27I'd say like six or eight grand.
00:58:29Six or eight grand?
00:58:31Living like rock stars is expensive, Kevin.
00:58:34Yeah, I know, but it's not like we rented jets or threw parties or...
00:58:42Are you having second thoughts?
00:58:45Honestly?
00:58:52No.
00:58:55I mean, kinda.
00:58:57Yeah.
00:58:59It may sound like a good idea when you came up with it.
00:59:01You think it's gonna get better?
00:59:03I don't know.
00:59:04It's not. We've...
00:59:06We've already gone over this.
00:59:15Would you do it without me?
00:59:17No. No.
00:59:20No.
00:59:22We're in this together.
00:59:27And so, Kevin and Jennifer make their way from the city of Osin,
00:59:32onto the next leg of their adventure.
00:59:34Where will these wandering souls end up?
00:59:37The next stop of the Intrepid Adventurers will be...
00:59:40What's next on the list?
00:59:41Uh...
00:59:43I don't know. Let me look.
00:59:45Um, next on the list was African Safari,
00:59:48followed by the trip to the south of France,
00:59:51and then the Outback of Australia.
00:59:53I vote Outback.
00:59:55No. That would be diverging from the plan.
00:59:57Yeah, but we're not set in stone. We can diverge from the plan.
01:00:00Ah, you know me. Once I make a plan, I like to stick to it.
01:00:02Yeah, you like to stick to it. Yeah.
01:00:04But there's all kinds of crazy diseases we could catch, you know?
01:00:06Like Ebola, where you bleed out all your orifices.
01:00:07No, they have shots for that.
01:00:09No, they don't. It's one of those diseases where there's no cure.
01:00:12Once you get it, you're gone.
01:00:14Oh.
01:00:18Hi, Mom.
01:00:20I'm here. I'm getting your room ready for you.
01:00:22Um, I don't know if we're gonna make it for Thanksgiving anymore.
01:00:25Oh, I'm sorry for that.
01:00:27We just, we can't afford the plane tickets.
01:00:28Well, we'll miss you both very much.
01:00:30Thank you. I, I appreciate that.
01:00:32Is it still looking for work?
01:00:34Yes, he's looking.
01:00:36No job leads yet. I told you.
01:00:37I've got to run the plumber and survive. Love you.
01:00:39All right. I love you, too.
01:00:43You actually just lied to your mother.
01:00:45What was I supposed to tell her?
01:00:47That we're planning on offing each other and we won't be around come turkey day.
01:00:50Yeah, that would have played out well.
01:00:52Oh, come on. Your mom would have taken it in stride.
01:00:54Not funny.
01:00:58Not funny.
01:00:59I'm not sure that you just might be on the plane.
01:01:01Okay.
01:01:02Let's go ahead and get to let's go in the plane.
01:01:05And see if he's gonna be on the plane.
01:01:07What's going on?
01:01:09Oh, what's going on?
01:01:12I guess we can't make it for you, too.
01:01:14We're going to have to make it.
01:01:16We're going to be on the plane.
01:01:22All right.
01:01:23My cabin is going to be on the plane.
01:01:24We're going to make it for you, too.
01:02:55None of the cards are working.
01:03:09You can't cancel those cards.
01:03:11They're our cards.
01:03:11I'm sorry, sir.
01:03:13There's nothing else.
01:03:13Well, turn them back on.
01:03:14I can't turn them on, sir.
01:03:15I just can't.
01:03:16What do you mean you can't do that?
01:03:17You can reapply the credit line.
01:03:19No, I'm not going to reapply.
01:03:20Those are our cards.
01:03:21I need those cards.
01:03:22I'm sorry, sir.
01:03:23There's nothing else.
01:03:24No, no, I'm sorry.
01:03:25No.
01:03:26You know, you have a nice day.
01:03:27Thank you for being a customer.
01:03:28No, thank you for ruining the rest of what's left of my life.
01:03:34They can't cancel those cards.
01:03:35There are cards.
01:03:36Aren't you the least bit upset?
01:03:42You don't seem like it.
01:03:44How are we supposed to pay for anything?
01:03:46We can't pay for Paris or the Outback or the safari with our good looks alone.
01:03:52Maybe you could because you're so pretty.
01:03:54As pretty as Beth.
01:03:55What?
01:04:04What are we going to do?
01:04:05No, Kevin.
01:04:06The question is, what are you going to do about Beth having your baby?
01:04:11What are you talking about?
01:04:12Who's Beth?
01:04:13Because you got a text message from her while you were pumping gas, and she mentioned how
01:04:16nicely she's coming along and that you'd be a daddy soon.
01:04:19And I didn't think you wanted to have kids, Kevin, or was that just not with me?
01:04:23Is that it?
01:04:24No.
01:04:29When were you going to tell me you were going to be a father, huh?
01:04:33We could have thrown a party.
01:04:35It takes time to plan a baby shower, Kevin.
01:04:36You got to have some consideration for the family flying in from out of town.
01:04:40But then again, Kevin, consideration was never one of your strong suits, was it?
01:04:46Or you could have had the party local for her.
01:04:48Her family wouldn't have to fly anywhere.
01:04:50Where is she from?
01:04:51Let's see, area code 609, serving all of greater Silicon Valley.
01:04:56What are you doing hooking up with a girl so far away, Kevin?
01:05:00Wouldn't you want someone closer for easier access?
01:05:02I know.
01:05:06When you were working on that condo development, your credit card bills seemed a little high.
01:05:14You know, if you're ever going to cheat on anyone again, Kevin, you should consider using cash for your extramarital affairs.
01:05:18That or marry a really stupid girl.
01:05:23You know, I read all of the texts, Kevin.
01:05:25I especially like the one about your love muscle.
01:05:29Or how you want to take her doggy style.
01:05:31Or how you want to have a threesome with her.
01:05:34Which you said, of course, that you didn't want to do with anyone.
01:05:37So were you lying to me, or to her, or to all of us, huh?
01:05:40God, are you even capable of being committed to one person, Kevin?
01:05:51Turn that off.
01:05:52Why, Kevin?
01:05:53Turn that off!
01:05:53Why should I?
01:05:54See, I can raise my voice too, Kevin.
01:05:56Does that help us?
01:05:57Turn it off!
01:05:57You know what?
01:06:00And to answer your question about earlier, about what are we going to do, it's not about we anymore, because we are getting divorced.
01:06:06Fine.
01:06:07Fine.
01:06:08Yeah, it's fine that you just act like a complete douchebag and break apart.
01:06:22Let's just go.
01:06:23Drive.
01:06:27How could you do this?
01:06:54You want to know how I could do it?
01:06:55Because I never loved you, Jennifer.
01:06:58Because how could I want to be with someone who was always needling me about everything?
01:07:02Everything had to be so planned out.
01:07:04Everything was a number, you know?
01:07:06There was a plan we couldn't diverge from.
01:07:09You know, there was never any spontaneity.
01:07:12You slept with someone else because I wasn't spontaneous?
01:07:16I made a mistake, all right?
01:07:19You call getting your girlfriend pregnant a mistake?
01:07:21She's not my girlfriend.
01:07:22Pull over.
01:07:29Pull over.
01:07:30What?
01:07:31Pull over!
01:07:32What are you doing?
01:07:41Go away, Kevin.
01:07:42You can't just walk away.
01:07:43I can do whatever I want, just like you can.
01:07:49You'll die out here.
01:07:51Good!
01:07:52Wasn't that the plan anyway?
01:07:53I'm sorry about what I said.
01:07:54Sorry about what you said or sorry about what you did?
01:08:00Both.
01:08:01What were you thinking?
01:08:02I screwed up.
01:08:03I'm sorry.
01:08:04I want a divorce.
01:08:05You're gonna throw away our marriage over this?
01:08:07You already did.
01:08:08Who is she?
01:08:09Sorry about what you said or sorry about what you did?
01:08:11Both.
01:08:13What were you thinking?
01:08:18I screwed up. I'm sorry.
01:08:21I want a divorce.
01:08:25You're going to throw our marriage over this?
01:08:27You already did.
01:08:32Who is she?
01:08:33She's just someone I met.
01:08:36Great. You're having a baby with someone you don't even know?
01:08:39Are you out of your mind?
01:08:40I screwed up. I'm sorry.
01:08:42Me too.
01:08:44Look, it was nothing. It was just one time. It wasn't even serious.
01:08:47Great. Awesome. So obviously you're not even serious about us.
01:08:53Can we just get back in the car? It's freezing out here.
01:08:56Good. I hope you freeze to death.
01:09:04Just take me home.
01:09:09Look, I know this may not be the best time to talk about this, but what are we going to do with whatever new we spent?
01:09:14I'll pay it back.
01:09:15How?
01:09:15I don't know, Kevin, but I'm not going to end my life with someone who obviously didn't want to spend it with me.
01:09:21I do love you, Jennifer.
01:09:22Yeah, you have some twisted idea of love.
01:09:24If I didn't love you, would I want to end my life with you?
01:09:28You weren't going to do it out of love for me. We were both miserable.
01:09:35I was only going to go through with it because of you.
01:09:36Don't give me that. You're just as miserable as me. You were just looking for a way out and I gave it to you.
01:09:42We agreed we were going to do it together.
01:09:43Yeah, well, that was before all this.
01:09:44You're going to do it alone?
01:09:45Don't worry about it, Kevin.
01:09:46What about our plans?
01:09:47I don't know.
01:09:48I don't know.
01:09:49I don't know.
01:09:50I don't know.
01:09:51I don't know.
01:09:52I don't know.
01:09:53I don't know.
01:09:54I don't know.
01:09:55I don't know.
01:09:56I don't know.
01:09:57I don't know.
01:09:58You were just looking for a way out and I gave it to you.
01:10:00We agreed we were going to do it together.
01:10:02Yeah.
01:10:03Well, that was before all this.
01:10:04You're going to do it alone?
01:10:06Don't worry about it, Kevin.
01:10:09What about our plans?
01:10:11I'd rather live the rest of my life alone and miserable than end my life with you.
01:10:16But if you want to go ahead and kill yourself, go ahead. I don't care.
01:10:24I will then.
01:10:26Fine.
01:10:27And don't expect me to feel guilty about it because I won't.
01:10:32You want to know how I'm going to do it?
01:10:34No.
01:10:35I don't care.
01:10:36Oh, you don't care at all how I'm going to...
01:10:37No.
01:10:38And when we get back, I'm moving out.
01:10:40I'll get my stuff later.
01:10:41Where are you going?
01:10:43That's really none of your business, is it?
01:10:49Jen, I really think you're taking this too far.
01:10:51Please.
01:10:52Just don't talk to me for the duration of this trip.
01:10:56Jennifer, wait, wait.
01:10:57Just hear me out.
01:10:58Please reconsider.
01:11:01I have to go.
01:11:02Talk about this.
01:11:03I know what I did was really stupid, but it was never meant to be more than just a fling.
01:11:07Just a fling?
01:11:08I know I sound pathetic and you hate me now, but...
01:11:13Yeah.
01:11:14You got that right.
01:11:15On both counts.
01:11:16Probably the smartest thing you've said all day.
01:11:20Goodbye, Kevin.
01:11:21Goodbye, Kevin.
01:11:22Oh, you got it.
01:11:23Oh.
01:11:24Please reconsider.
01:11:26I have to go.
01:11:27Talk about this.
01:11:28I know what I did was really stupid,
01:11:30but then it was never meant to be more than just a...
01:11:31Just a fling?
01:11:33I know I sound pathetic and you hate me now, but...
01:11:36Yeah, you got that right on both counts.
01:11:38Probably the smartest thing you've said all day.
01:11:44Goodbye, Kevin.
01:11:54I don't know what to do.
01:12:06Ah-Aah-Aah-Aah-Aah...
01:12:11Ah-Aah-Aah-Aah-Aah-Aah-Aah-Aah-ahah-Aah-Aah-Aah...
01:14:15Hey, it's Jennifer.
01:14:31You know what to do.
01:14:34Hey, Jennifer, it's Kevin.
01:14:37Probably already knew that.
01:14:39Anyway, just give me a call when you get this.
01:14:44It'd be great.
01:14:45Okay, bye.
01:14:46Hey, Jen, it's me, Kevin.
01:14:57I haven't heard from you.
01:14:58Just give me a call when you get this.
01:15:03Hey, Jen, this is Kevin.
01:15:15Sorry to bother you.
01:15:19Some more bills showed up.
01:15:21So I just was thinking that we should talk at some point.
01:15:30Hope you're doing well.
01:15:31Okay, call me back.
01:15:33Bye.
01:15:34Hey, Jen.
01:15:45Hey, Jen.
01:15:45I love you.
01:15:51I miss you.
01:15:52Hi, I'm Kevin Alpern.
01:16:10I royally screwed up.
01:16:12I did some really stupid things.
01:16:15Originally, Jennifer and I were going to end it together, but after careful thought, I decided
01:16:23to go it alone.
01:16:24I don't want to spend the rest of my life without her.
01:16:31I do love her, but that's not the reason I'm doing it.
01:16:35I just have that hunch that things aren't going to get better.
01:16:40I mean, you know my story.
01:16:41Credit card debt up the wazoo, and pretty soon I won't even be living here.
01:16:47This will feel like luxury compared to what's next.
01:16:52I don't even want to think about the future.
01:16:54I've got an eviction notice today.
01:17:06They were going to kick me out of here.
01:17:10That's the landlord.
01:17:12I like people who keep their promises.
01:17:14Well, I'm officially homeless now.
01:17:30Everything I own in one suitcase.
01:17:32It's kind of liberating in a way.
01:17:43No bills, no rules to follow, no responsibilities.
01:17:46Yeah, maybe I made some mistakes.
01:17:54Or else some very big errors in judgment.
01:17:56It'll be okay.
01:18:11This is my new home.
01:18:15Spacious, huh?
01:18:15I'm going to make the front seat the kitchen, and the back seat's going to be the living room and the bedroom.
01:18:25I miss her.
01:18:38What can I say?
01:18:41I'm going to make the front seat.
01:18:55I'm going to make the front seat.
01:20:05Kevin?
01:20:06Hey.
01:20:08What are you doing here?
01:20:10Oh, I was just passing by.
01:20:12Really?
01:20:14Yeah.
01:20:16I've been meaning to call you.
01:20:19Really?
01:20:20Yeah, about the credit cards.
01:20:22Um, I've been getting a lot of calls about collections.
01:20:26I think we should figure out a way to pay them back.
01:20:29Yeah, we probably should.
01:20:34So, how have you been?
01:20:37I've been really good.
01:20:39Yeah?
01:20:40Yeah.
01:20:44I've been miserable.
01:20:46I got evicted from our apartment.
01:20:49I've been living in my car for a while.
01:20:53I'm actually still living in my car.
01:20:55Uh, I applied for a couple of architecture positions.
01:21:01No calls back yet, but...
01:21:05I'm really sorry, Kevin.
01:21:08Oh, don't be.
01:21:11Something to be said for downward mobility, you know?
01:21:14There's a freedom in it.
01:21:15How about you?
01:21:20Um, I got hired by a new financial planning firm.
01:21:25I had to take a pay cut, but I'm not complaining.
01:21:29That's great.
01:21:30Good.
01:21:31You deserve it.
01:21:32Congratulations.
01:21:34Yeah.
01:21:35I guess I should thank you for being a total jerk-off.
01:21:38I guess, you know, if I go along with the plan...
01:21:42I don't know.
01:21:43Hmm.
01:21:51Are you seeing anyone?
01:21:53Why do you care?
01:21:55Just wondering.
01:21:58No.
01:21:59Not that it's any of your business.
01:22:00We're separated.
01:22:02Right.
01:22:03You're totally right.
01:22:04None of my business.
01:22:08Guess you're not planning on killing yourself now, huh?
01:22:11No.
01:22:12No.
01:22:12I don't know what I was thinking with that.
01:22:16I...
01:22:16I have my whole life to pay off those debts, so...
01:22:20Just figure it out.
01:22:22Move on.
01:22:26We...
01:22:26We did have a good time.
01:22:31We did.
01:22:31Well, it was really good seeing you.
01:22:42You too.
01:22:42You too.
01:22:49Jennifer.
01:22:49Jennifer.
01:22:50If there was someone I'd want to kill myself with, it would be you.
01:22:55Because I don't think I want to live my life without you.
01:22:59When you first came up with this crazy plan, I went along with it because I didn't think we would go through with it.
01:23:03But this time of part has reminded me why I fell in love with you.
01:23:07That's why I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
01:23:12If you can find any way to forgive me, I will do anything in my power to make it up to you.
01:23:18I love you so much, Jennifer.
01:23:19I love you too, Kevin.
01:23:31I'd like to say that's what I said to her.
01:23:34But I didn't.
01:23:36Good luck with your new position.
01:23:38Hey, things will get better.
01:23:40Keep your head up.
01:23:49Keep your head up.
01:24:19Never moved on with her life.
01:24:22You know, workaholic that she is.
01:24:23She rose at her job and fell in love with someone that deserved her.
01:24:33As for me, I stuck to the plan.
01:24:49See how the moon looks good on you.
01:24:59See how the light is a common blue.
01:25:08And all I feel is so much pain from learning how to survive.
01:25:17And all I got is one more chance.
01:25:22I hope it doesn't die.
01:25:24All I have is one more chance.
01:25:26We were colored blue.
01:25:29We were colored blue.
01:25:29All on me.
01:25:33All on you.
01:25:35Color blue.
01:25:38Fall on me.
01:25:41Falling to you.
01:25:43See how the air
01:26:03Is white
01:26:06And cold
01:26:08The lines on her face
01:26:12Means she's getting old
01:26:16And all I feel is so much hope
01:26:21From learning how to find
01:26:24And all I got is one last dance
01:26:30I hope it ends tonight
01:26:33The color blue
01:26:39All I need
01:26:43I'm never on time
01:27:01I'm never too late
01:27:04I'm never too shy
01:27:08I'm never too safe
01:27:12But nothing is real
01:27:16Our love is not fake
01:27:20Always a big deal
01:27:24So give me a break
01:27:28Like a runaway train
01:27:37To the other side
01:27:39Just trying to get a little sunshine
01:27:46Like a runaway train
01:27:52To the other side
01:27:54Just trying to get a little sunshine
01:28:01We'll see you next time
01:28:04Lies
01:28:04That's what you say
01:28:07That's what I'm hoping
01:28:09To the other side
01:28:10There's a clear
01:28:13And all there
01:28:15As if you're looking at
01:28:16Are you over there嗎?
01:28:17That's what I'm hoping
01:28:19I'll lose yourpekt
01:28:19And get you
01:28:20Or I owe you
01:28:22To the other side
01:28:22Just trying to get a little bit
01:28:23Of the air
01:28:25That's what's out there
01:28:26And get you
01:28:27Jakobul
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