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Read allA Belfast man who steals cars for a living dreams of retiring to Barcelona. Suddenly he finds himself in conflict with a crazed gangster who desires the first man's girlfriend. The two decide to settle the situation with a race with 12 of their friends. They just need to steal the cars for the race.
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00:02:59I don't know. I think I lost him. I don't think they recognise me.
00:03:03Johnny, anyone that didn't know you before that meeting knows you now.
00:03:05Would you stop going on about that?
00:03:07Johnny, listen to me. You cannot stand up in a public meeting and announce you to stop robbing cars,
00:03:12get a big round of applause and then go out and do it again.
00:03:14I got pissed off. I couldn't help myself.
00:03:17Where's your passport?
00:03:19It's in here.
00:03:26Thanks.
00:03:28Sit down.
00:03:29Is Manny asleep?
00:03:38Dead to the world.
00:03:39Has she been drinking?
00:03:40Aye.
00:03:43You got your address on her?
00:03:4515 Calle de las Rias, Barcelona.
00:03:48A lot of God it'll do you. You're never going to go till it's too late.
00:03:50Well, what else can I do?
00:03:52Are you going down there, Devon?
00:03:55Aye.
00:03:59Where is he?
00:04:14He's not here!
00:04:30I want alone, you bastards!
00:04:44All right.
00:04:49Hello?
00:04:53Hello?
00:04:57Hello?
00:05:07Hello?
00:05:11Hello?
00:05:17Hello?
00:05:19Rachel?
00:05:21Yeah. Is that you any tea?
00:05:23How'd you guess?
00:05:25You're the only person I know with a weird accent.
00:05:27Thanks a lot.
00:05:29I'll get crunchy for you.
00:05:31Crunchy!
00:05:41Where's the stuff?
00:05:43It's the only tea.
00:05:47What's the starty?
00:05:49Would it be alright if I come down to stay tonight?
00:05:51Of course it's okay.
00:05:53Could you ask Aunty Mary for me?
00:05:55My ma won't win, you know that.
00:05:57Only thing is, Wacker's staying as well.
00:05:59He got kicked out of his gaff last night.
00:06:01Great. Just what I need.
00:06:03A bit of peace and quiet.
00:06:05Howdy we all right. I'll give him some of my ma's value.
00:06:07Anyway, he's getting in the car.
00:06:09He's always been chilled out after a flash.
00:06:11Come here, what happened? You all right?
00:06:13I'll tell you when I get down.
00:06:15Listen.
00:06:17You get your peace and quiet.
00:06:21We'll see you at the station.
00:06:23We'll see you at the station.
00:06:31So where is the mad bastard then?
00:06:33Don't be warned that I'm opening.
00:06:35Look.
00:06:36I came here to get my head sorted, alright?
00:06:44Anyway.
00:06:45All I'm thinking about is Barcelona.
00:06:47Barcelona, me Hulk.
00:06:49Just because you've got a mate over there,
00:06:51you're not going to be any better.
00:06:53You're just like talking about blade and Barcelona.
00:06:55No choice this time.
00:06:57You're not money here, that bully.
00:07:04Johnny T?
00:07:05How's it going?
00:07:07How are you, Louise?
00:07:09All right.
00:07:10Here, have some of that.
00:07:11Fair play to you.
00:07:13So, who are you on the run from this time?
00:07:16All of them.
00:07:18The mad bastard stood up in front of a big meeting
00:07:20and said he was a joyrider.
00:07:21What?
00:07:22Politicians and all there was, though.
00:07:24He said there wasn't enough things for young people to do.
00:07:27What do you mean by things for young people?
00:07:29Like, sport and all that shit?
00:07:31Joyriding as a sport.
00:07:32So what?
00:07:33You don't get prizes for it, do you?
00:07:35He said he was going to give a look,
00:07:37and then he went and he got another car.
00:07:38That's more like it.
00:07:40Fuck them.
00:08:11Oh, my God.
00:08:41What you think of that, Johnny T, boy?
00:09:08I'm fine, thanks, Whacker. How are you?
00:09:11Is he getting smart? Because you can name the date any time he wants.
00:09:14No, he's not getting smart.
00:09:16Now, Camille, the two of yous are staying in my gaff tonight,
00:09:18so he's need to think he's going to be fighting.
00:09:20Jamie.
00:09:21It's cool.
00:09:22My ma's let me stay back in the gaff tonight.
00:09:26What the fuck are you wasters looking at?
00:09:28Look, look, man.
00:09:29Now, well, then, fuck off!
00:09:30Right, man, we're going.
00:09:31See you later, Crunchy.
00:09:37You all right, Louise?
00:09:39See you later.
00:09:41See you later.
00:09:41I thought you were grounded, Sharon.
00:10:09I am.
00:10:11Do you think I'm in my bedroom?
00:10:13What if they check on you?
00:10:15Are you mad?
00:10:17He'll be down to court by now.
00:10:18You'll be able to kill you if he finds out.
00:10:20Jerry's always killing me anyway, so what's the difference?
00:10:25Fuck you!
00:10:27What?
00:10:27I didn't do nothing.
00:10:28You distracted me.
00:10:29That's what you did.
00:10:30Cheer up, will you?
00:10:33You're depressing me.
00:10:35Here, drink that and be happy.
00:10:40Jesus, Louise.
00:10:41Your man will see us.
00:10:44So what?
00:10:53What's the story, Wacker?
00:10:54We're not here for you on the way.
00:10:57Yeah, me might kick me out of gas again.
00:10:59Did you just stick your back?
00:11:01What's a pint in that?
00:11:02Don't annoy me.
00:11:11Any smokes?
00:11:13I haven't got one, man.
00:11:15I'm on them.
00:11:16Oh, fuck's sake.
00:11:17You got a smoke?
00:11:18No.
00:11:19We'll get some off on top.
00:11:20She'll give us loads when Sharon's with us.
00:11:22You're a shit-starting bitch, do you know that?
00:11:25Come on.
00:11:26We'll go buzz off.
00:11:44All right, Anto?
00:11:45What's the story?
00:11:46The story is I want to smoke.
00:11:49Mate, I'm five.
00:11:52I can't give you this one.
00:11:56There's only 17 left.
00:12:08Cheers.
00:12:09Have a light.
00:12:10Aye.
00:12:16You're the sap-on.
00:12:17Don't you know that?
00:12:18Not as much as sap as you, Wacker.
00:12:20Come on, you're all barred.
00:12:21Out.
00:12:22Aye, leave her now.
00:12:23I was only barred for last week.
00:12:24If you don't shut up, you'll be barred for life.
00:12:26The whole lot of you.
00:12:27Out.
00:12:38Bastard.
00:12:40Hard man in your uniform.
00:12:41Not as hard as you, Wacker, eh?
00:12:43Not as hard as you, Wacker, eh?
00:12:46What?
00:12:47Am I not allowed to laugh now?
00:12:52What are we going to do now?
00:12:54I don't know about you, but I have to do something.
00:12:56Otherwise, I'm only going to get depressed again.
00:12:57This whole place is depressed.
00:13:01What are you doing?
00:13:02No, Wacker.
00:13:03All right.
00:13:05All right.
00:13:05Did evolution pass you by?
00:13:07You've got a problem, Wacker.
00:13:08I've got a problem.
00:13:09I'll take you on any time, any place, any way.
00:13:12Oh, well, you wouldn't take me on in Belfast, would you?
00:13:15And you wouldn't take me on to Dublin, would you?
00:13:16I'm fucking sick of the parties.
00:13:19Just want to take each other on days.
00:13:21Is that what it's about?
00:13:23All right.
00:13:24But let's still like civilised German beings.
00:13:26What are you on about?
00:13:27What am I on about?
00:13:29I'm on about a race.
00:13:31See, the problem is, you don't know Belfast.
00:13:33And you don't know Dublin.
00:13:36So why don't we have a race starting in Dublin and ending in Belfast?
00:13:40That way, we'll both be fucked once.
00:13:42All right, well, we'd better finish in Dublin.
00:13:44Because I don't think you would get out of Belfast if we finished there.
00:13:47No problem.
00:13:48Well, if the fellas are driving, the girls have to be passengers.
00:13:50No way, I'm driving.
00:13:51Here, I'm wearing my new dress.
00:13:53Oh, I'm wearing my long boots.
00:13:54I might wear my...
00:13:55Oh, it's going to be mad.
00:13:56Mad, it'll be brilliant.
00:13:57Are yous for real?
00:13:58Are yous for real?
00:13:59I don't know what I'm thinking.
00:14:01I'm not into this shit anymore.
00:14:03You just tried to say you were into it a minute ago.
00:14:05Now, that's what I like about you, Wacker.
00:14:06You're so unpredictable.
00:14:08Don't start using big hoes with me, pal.
00:14:10That's not a big word.
00:14:11You get that word in the sports pages.
00:14:13Or maybe you don't read the newspapers.
00:14:15Jesus.
00:14:16For fuck's sake.
00:14:17What the hell are you?
00:14:18Jesus, Louise, keep him under control, will you?
00:14:20Come here.
00:14:21Listen to me.
00:14:22Calm down, man.
00:14:22Would you relax?
00:14:23It's not water.
00:14:24No one's out to get you.
00:14:25Look at me.
00:14:27It's not water, man.
00:14:28All right, right.
00:14:28Look at me.
00:14:29It's not water.
00:14:30All right?
00:14:31Look at me.
00:14:31Jesus, please.
00:14:33Fuck it.
00:14:34Fuck it.
00:14:34Fuck, Rob.
00:14:34What?
00:14:35I'm not meant to fucking recover meself.
00:14:38Fuck it.
00:14:38Get the fuck out of here.
00:14:40You never know what that madman's going to do next.
00:14:44I'm going to fucking kill him, country.
00:14:46I don't care what you say.
00:14:47You shouldn't have saying that.
00:14:49He can't read.
00:14:51How the fuck was I supposed to know that?
00:14:53Do I really give a fuck?
00:14:54I'm only saying.
00:14:56He's worse since his dad was put away.
00:14:58Sorry, come on.
00:14:58We shouldn't be talking about him.
00:14:59Mum will go down to the shops and get a nice pop to take down that swelling.
00:15:04Give your head back.
00:15:06What if there was money involved?
00:15:10Go on.
00:15:14Say it was £200 a car.
00:15:17Do we not take it all?
00:15:18All of us look up.
00:15:19Where am I going to get £200?
00:15:24We can get £200.
00:15:25What are you telling me for, retard?
00:15:27Bert!
00:15:29Listen.
00:15:30We've something to organize here.
00:15:33Let's organize it.
00:15:38I'd have to go back to Belfast.
00:15:40I'd have to go back to Belfast.
00:15:40I'd have to go back to Belfast.
00:15:42I'd have to go back to Belfast.
00:15:42I'd have to go back to Belfast.
00:15:43I'd have to go back to Belfast.
00:15:43I'd have to go back to Belfast.
00:15:44I'd have to go back to Belfast.
00:15:45I'd have to go back to Belfast.
00:15:45I'd have to go back to Belfast.
00:15:46I'd have to go back to Belfast.
00:15:47I'd have to go back to Belfast.
00:15:48I'd have to go back to Belfast.
00:15:49I'd have to go back to Belfast.
00:15:50I'd have to go back to Belfast.
00:15:51I'd have to go back to Belfast.
00:15:52I'd have to go back to Belfast.
00:15:53I'd have to go back to Belfast.
00:15:54that looks really sexy on you i hope you didn't blow all your money we're gonna have to do some
00:16:15serious drinking tonight girl i'll tell you something i won't know what that brother of
00:16:18mine wants us all here for i don't know but he's up to something
00:16:21right there spock how are you all right pick up what about you
00:16:44all right johnny t right there bobby boone ripley are in there it's johnny t
00:16:50sounds like him now
00:16:53oh well johnny what about you all right well johnny t how are you doing ripley you okay
00:17:00are you all right you sure have you heard what's happening what's happening bobby shut up and wait
00:17:03i will not let johnny t explain just gonna wait till gash got here but seen his spa cat to tell
00:17:09his little sister i told her because i didn't want her going going where are you i am what's all this
00:17:13hold on a minute will you all right well i may as well sit down if you're gonna make another speech
00:17:16if you're gonna make another speech okay see how i was down in dublin jesus
00:17:23what's that man what's happening all right guys you hit her
00:17:29what did you just say i was just saying that he's fucking nuts for coming back to belfast that's
00:17:41all right you want to know about you all right guys so did i miss anything hey guys just listen eh
00:17:47sweet there's gonna be a race from belfast to dublin and the first car to get to the pope's cross is
00:17:53gonna be king of the roads oh are you serious any next one may account me in my wee pet wanna come
00:17:58with me yes she is and she doesn't care about my brother you never let me have any fun while i'm
00:18:04going and you didn't think giving gas a hard time is going to stop me either jesus johnny you've always
00:18:09pushed things one bit too far don't you but boo wait till i tell you it's 200 pounds a car and there's
00:18:16three cars going from dublin that's real money well that's me off to barcelona when i win
00:18:21are you gonna get 200 pounds just climb i've got my dollar i'm gonna sell my guitar i won't even have
00:18:25to thieve it so when is it bigger well that's the other thing it's tonight what night oh jenny you
00:18:33serious you doggie oh happy days i don't know if it is better start planning really making it so
00:18:37all right one question jenny where the fuck's pope's cross mate ants are coming right up it's in a big park
00:18:42they have down there where's that phoenix park they call it how are you supposed to find that
00:18:46oh actually we'll just ask them on where it is let me shorten that out
00:18:53what's the situation with the money well we were gonna bury the money at pope's cross but we didn't
00:18:57have the time so we decided that me and wacker would take each tribe's money if that's all right with you
00:19:02yeah wacker i thought he was a fucking mad bastard yes do you know something if this gets you out of here
00:19:10it might not be a bad thing at all i'm coming with you there's no way but yes way i'm gonna make sure you
00:19:17get on that bloody plane no that's the condition on which you're going right
00:19:23ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:19:29right everyone all right then yeahÉ
00:19:32yeah toda hall di
00:19:50If he are killing me, so am I.
00:20:05If we have to get out of the car and run, what are you going to do then?
00:20:08Well, you just make sure I don't have to run.
00:20:16Is he completely blind?
00:20:20Anton!
00:20:22Anton!
00:20:30Are we sorted?
00:20:32Yep.
00:20:33Get round.
00:20:35Come on!
00:20:40You have enough.
00:20:41Fair play, Anton.
00:20:43Let's go shopping.
00:20:45Six junior fairies to Belfast, please.
00:20:52Are you sure yous are under 16?
00:20:54Of course we are.
00:20:57Are you sure yous are over 18?
00:20:59Of course we are.
00:21:00Of course we are.
00:21:01Oh, my God.
00:21:02Oh my God.
00:21:18Good job, my God.
00:21:44Pleasure.
00:21:46Did you bring any of that stuff, did you?
00:21:47Fucking face cream, whatever you call it.
00:21:50Face cream?
00:21:51Would you snap out of your buzz?
00:21:53Use your spit if your face is dirty.
00:21:55You bollocks, not raking me skin, but you.
00:21:58You only have to use a little bit.
00:22:01No.
00:22:04Jesus, she's worse.
00:22:06What have you got that for?
00:22:07I have dry skin, right?
00:22:08Have you got a problem with that?
00:22:09Yeah, I have.
00:22:11Ah, fuck off.
00:22:13What are you and your horrors for, Rachel?
00:22:15You know that way you get a bad feeling about something.
00:22:18We're on the poxy train now.
00:22:20Yeah, well, maybe we should be getting off the poxy train.
00:22:23These realise they still have guns up there.
00:22:25Will you chill the fuck out with your guns?
00:22:27Yeah, well, yes, you're up.
00:22:28You're pulling me off it now.
00:22:29Are you so depressing me?
00:22:31Fuck you.
00:22:37They're after depressing me.
00:22:38So I'm coming over here to depress you.
00:22:40And believe me, these will be depressed.
00:22:42So, what were you talking about?
00:22:46The Ritz and all?
00:22:48Yeah.
00:22:49Well, fucking talk, then.
00:22:52Go on, Crunchy.
00:22:53What were you saying?
00:22:54I'm not saying nothing with Horner Horrors.
00:22:56Yeah, yeah, me Horrors.
00:22:57So what?
00:22:58Ah, go on, Crunchy.
00:22:59Tell us all your problems.
00:23:01He doesn't realise that the war is over up there.
00:23:03Yeah, and I suppose you know all about it.
00:23:05Yeah.
00:23:06When was the last time you were up there?
00:23:09I'm sorry, I'm not telling you.
00:23:10Look, all I'm saying is the Norges are going to know where it's easy to get across the border.
00:23:19We don't know anything about that shit.
00:23:21If we follow them just to the border, we can lead them for dirt as soon as we get across.
00:23:25And all I'm saying is it's a fucking race.
00:23:27We follow with nobody.
00:23:29And why have you got stopped at a checkpoint?
00:23:30Nobody's stopping me at no checkpoint.
00:23:32Yeah, that's my manwhacker.
00:23:33But I'll tell you something.
00:23:35If there's soldiers there with guns, they'll stop you.
00:23:37And you won't have nothing to say about it.
00:23:39Believe me, childs.
00:23:40That's what you think.
00:23:45When the da's locked away, wacko will play.
00:23:48I hope that's a replicant.
00:23:51It's a replicant.
00:23:53Whatever.
00:23:55Yeah, it's a replicant.
00:23:56Jesus, wacko.
00:24:00Don't show that to Rachel.
00:24:01Whatever you do, she'll be hyper to bits.
00:24:16You must be fucking mental.
00:24:18Check.
00:24:32Check.
00:24:34Cameras?
00:24:35Check.
00:24:36Slim Jims?
00:24:37Check.
00:24:38Carbs?
00:24:40Check.
00:24:42New move back?
00:24:43Check.
00:24:44Here you go.
00:24:47Thanks.
00:24:48Take this and keep it safe.
00:24:54You're going to give me a ring every now and then to make sure everything's all right.
00:24:57Do you hear me?
00:24:58Yes, I do.
00:24:59Do you hear me?
00:25:06Oh, Johnny, tell me what's happening.
00:25:07Oh, Johnny.
00:25:08How are you doing?
00:25:11Oh.
00:25:12Did you get the keys?
00:25:14Yep.
00:25:15Here they are.
00:25:15One of these is going to fit.
00:25:19Right.
00:25:20Do you know what I mean?
00:25:21It's going to be sweet in it, mate.
00:25:22Everything's going to go all right.
00:25:25It's going to be cool.
00:25:26Are they soldiers or police?
00:25:38They look like fucking Nazis.
00:25:40They're ass-weaves in uniforms.
00:25:41Oh, sorry.
00:25:48Uniform shit.
00:25:49It's like another country.
00:25:52What are they're planet more like?
00:25:54It's scared of me shitless.
00:25:56Cruci, if you've gone with Doros last, I'll punch the head off you.
00:26:01I told you, my sense of the relation was bollocks.
00:26:03Nice.
00:26:20That's it.
00:26:22Totally fine.
00:26:23All right.
00:26:23Let's go.
00:26:53What's the starty?
00:26:57Are we going in or what?
00:27:14Rachel, hiya.
00:27:16How's it going?
00:27:17How are you?
00:27:19Crunchy.
00:27:20What's the starty?
00:27:21Starty.
00:27:23This is Gaz's girlfriend, Bobby.
00:27:29He's not taking the photographs.
00:27:31Oh, that's red playing Spock.
00:27:34This is Sharon.
00:27:35Hi.
00:27:35Hiya.
00:27:35And this is Louise.
00:27:37Hiya.
00:27:37And this is Johnny T's sister.
00:27:39All right.
00:27:39Bill.
00:27:40So you're Louise?
00:27:41Yeah.
00:27:41Oh, that's a lovely skirt.
00:27:42Right?
00:27:42Oh, it's gorgeous.
00:27:43Do you know Johnny's going to Barcelona?
00:27:45Huh?
00:27:45He's always going to Barcelona.
00:27:47Yeah, this time he has to go.
00:27:49I don't know what you're telling me for.
00:27:51Here, do you want to smoke?
00:27:52They're not doing my place up yet, no?
00:27:53No.
00:27:55You sorted?
00:27:55I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
00:28:12Trust you.
00:28:20Phil.
00:28:20Showtime.
00:28:24Let's go.
00:28:26What the fuck?
00:28:47What the fuck?
00:28:47What the fuck?
00:29:13What the fuck?
00:29:16Oh, that's right! Come on!
00:29:35Jesus!
00:29:41Yes!
00:29:41I can see you when you have a big village.
00:29:46Oh!
00:30:00Keep an oil on Johnny table.
00:30:16Do you see what I see?
00:30:30I see a good brain.
00:30:36Is this not a move or not?
00:30:38It's not a corporation.
00:30:40This is not money.
00:30:42I'm done.
00:30:44Get that crap!
00:30:46For fuck's sake, Rita!
00:30:48You just pick any fucking care!
00:31:14Come on, get in and give us a fucking hand!
00:31:16For fuck's sake!
00:31:18Pink!
00:31:20Are you joking me?
00:31:22Come on, Biggie, come on!
00:31:24Come on, Biggie, come on!
00:31:26Oh, bullies!
00:31:28The door was open.
00:31:30Thunderbirds are gone!
00:31:32Thunderbirds are gone!
00:31:34The door was open.
00:31:36Thunderbirds are gone!
00:31:38Thunderbirds are gone!
00:31:40Oh, bullies!
00:31:42The door was open.
00:31:44Thunderbirds are gone!
00:31:46Thunderbirds are gone!
00:31:48Thunderbirds are gone!
00:31:54Thunderbirds are gone!
00:31:56We're on.
00:32:08Nice one. Here we go.
00:32:10We're going to be last.
00:32:12Oh, Jesus, please don't let us be last.
00:32:26Those are the fucking girls where you use this.
00:32:45You got it.
00:32:47You got to blame yourselves.
00:32:48Right.
00:32:51Woo!
00:32:56Is that that, motherfuckers?
00:32:58Now get some.
00:33:19Yeah, that's what you keep, pal.
00:33:26They're last, retards!
00:33:34Jesus, why'd I have to get the retards?
00:33:40You wouldn't dare.
00:33:42Let me in!
00:33:45Let me in real fucking brain!
00:33:47Don't let me in real life, won't you?
00:33:56She's my car.
00:33:57And I'm the boss, right?
00:34:00Right?
00:34:01Yeah, right!
00:34:02Just get moving, for fuck's sake!
00:34:05Get home!
00:34:06I'm the boss of Jahkrabi.
00:34:06I'm the boss, let him out!
00:34:13I'm the boss.
00:34:24Sit down in the tiempo.
00:34:25When you have to Ito, the test is secwiat.
00:34:28I don't know.
00:34:58I don't know.
00:35:28I don't know.
00:35:58I don't know.
00:36:28I don't know.
00:36:29I don't know.
00:36:30I don't know.
00:36:31I don't know.
00:36:32I don't know.
00:36:33I don't know.
00:36:34I don't know.
00:36:35I don't know.
00:36:36I don't know.
00:36:37I don't know.
00:36:38I don't know.
00:36:39I don't know.
00:36:40I don't know.
00:36:41I don't know.
00:36:42I don't know.
00:36:43I don't know.
00:36:44I don't know.
00:36:45I don't know.
00:36:46I don't know.
00:36:47I don't know.
00:36:48I don't know.
00:36:49I don't know.
00:36:50I don't know.
00:36:51I don't know.
00:36:52I don't know.
00:36:53I don't know.
00:36:54I don't know.
00:36:55I don't know.
00:36:56I don't know.
00:36:57I don't know.
00:36:58I don't know.
00:36:59I don't know.
00:37:00I don't remember.
00:37:01That's a big 10-4, Mr. Spock.
00:37:02No.
00:37:06Cruising altitude signs, perhaps.
00:37:09What?
00:37:09It's so.
00:37:30Dirty fuckin' bollocks.
00:37:50Left action coming up, Mr. Spock.
00:37:53Could you speak?
00:37:54Left hand room.
00:37:55Making it so.
00:38:00Punch, look.
00:38:15The Nord is getting out the mouth of it already.
00:38:18Follow them, Punch.
00:38:30Watch this.
00:38:56Punch.
00:39:19Punch.
00:39:21Here we go.
00:39:22What the fuck are you doing?
00:39:25What the fuck are you doing?
00:39:26What?
00:39:31Jesus, Johnny!
00:39:33Help!
00:39:52Wait till I tell my brothers you were going to leave me in Belfast.
00:40:10They'll do you, son.
00:40:12You just wait till I tell.
00:40:17Were you going to leave me there?
00:40:19That's for me to know if you were to find out, isn't it?
00:40:29Cheeky fuck.
00:40:42You wouldn't have her, innit?
00:40:49How the fuck would you know what anybody has in them?
00:40:57When you spend your whole time talking?
00:40:59Putting people down?
00:41:00You know nothing about nobody, because you never shut the fuck up.
00:41:03You never give anybody a bleeding chance, because you never fucking listen.
00:41:07I'm sorry.
00:41:08Excuse me.
00:41:09Am I allowed to speak?
00:41:10I'm sorry.
00:41:11Excuse me.
00:41:12Am I allowed to speak?
00:41:13Oh, it's fine.
00:41:14If not, you're not allowed to be able to hear that.
00:41:16Would you bring any music, mate?
00:41:17I'm sorry.
00:41:18Excuse me.
00:41:19Am I allowed to speak?
00:41:32Am I allowed to speak?
00:41:48Didn't bring any music. Did you?
00:41:52Yeah
00:42:02Listen I... I wouldn't have left you behind
00:42:32We're going to have to make off our last win
00:42:36The game for us in course Mrs. Ripley
00:42:56That's a big chance for Mr. Spock
00:42:58You tend to lose the Klingons
00:43:01Jesus Christ
00:43:09Stop it now, won't you?
00:43:18He came out of nowhere
00:43:19He just...
00:43:22Appeared
00:43:23In front of us
00:43:25It wouldn't have been our fault
00:43:30Yeah
00:43:31We're looking for him while he was driving
00:43:33That's some mamma job
00:43:35Did we lose the Klingons?
00:43:49We did, Shirley
00:43:49This is too easy
00:43:51Don't call me Shirley
00:43:52I think your hands stink
00:43:57I think... I think your hands stink
00:44:10Look at him
00:44:11He got these
00:44:13I see you
00:44:14Thank you
00:44:15But you, God
00:44:18The ball's gonna keep, Adam
00:44:20Go to deep, Ado
00:44:21I'm pulling in, baby
00:44:25I'm pulling all in
00:44:27ि de Deus
00:44:28I'm going to pull out too quickly.
00:44:58I'm going to pull out too quickly.
00:45:28I'm going to pull out too quickly.
00:45:57I'm going to pull out too quickly.
00:46:27They say they drove me out, but this is different.
00:46:33I still can't believe you're going.
00:46:35As soon as I win this race, I'm going straight to Dublin airport, in a taxi, and the first
00:46:41plane of Barcelona is going to have me on it.
00:46:43Do you see why he's driving?
00:46:51He'll never beat this baby or that to you.
00:46:53I don't know what you're worrying about him for.
00:46:56It's a race.
00:46:57Why is he sticking behind him?
00:46:59Wait till I get to the border.
00:47:01Then I'll show you a race.
00:47:02This baby can do 120 nobody.
00:47:04This is a race.
00:47:06I'm following nobody.
00:47:07This is personal.
00:47:20Fuck's sake.
00:47:21How the fuck did we get into this mad place?
00:47:25We didn't.
00:47:26You did.
00:47:28This shit happens.
00:47:29I don't like it here.
00:47:34It's scary.
00:47:37Look, Crunch, let's ask them over there.
00:47:39All right?
00:47:49All right.
00:47:50Can you tell us how to get on a road that goes to Dublin?
00:47:53Going to Dublin, are you?
00:47:54Yeah.
00:47:56Up here on holidays, then, I'll take it.
00:47:57Yeah, look, can you just tell us how to get out with you?
00:47:59Ah, sure, no problem.
00:48:00Now, you have to turn the car around first.
00:48:02Take a right down that street, travel for about 100 yards, take your first left, straight
00:48:06ahead, and you're on your way.
00:48:08All right, nice one.
00:48:09Lovely car you've got there, hey?
00:48:12Yeah.
00:48:14Fucking Asia.
00:48:39Bollocks.
00:48:40Can I do exactly what that in-braid said?
00:48:55I really don't like this.
00:49:00He said, turn the car around.
00:49:03Take their night.
00:49:04Force left.
00:49:06The cop's sure he doesn't even know how to get out of his own blade in town.
00:49:08Oh, Jesus, who is it?
00:49:18It's not the Salvation Army.
00:49:25What are they going to do?
00:49:26They're not going to get a chance to do nothing.
00:49:34They're going to crotch you to fuckers.
00:49:35Get out of my head.
00:49:46Get out of my head.
00:49:51Get out of my head!
00:49:53Get out of my head!
00:49:54Ah!
00:49:55No!
00:49:56No!
00:49:57What are you doing, dear?
00:49:59I just want you to...
00:50:04Ah!
00:50:05Again!
00:50:07No!
00:50:08Leave me alone!
00:50:10Bring the fucking bitch over so she can see that!
00:50:12Yes!
00:50:13We're not from here!
00:50:15We're from Dublin!
00:50:16Aye, aye.
00:50:17No kidding.
00:50:18Will you pick the wrong turn to take a piss in?
00:50:24Ray, come on!
00:50:25Ray, come on!
00:50:37Crunchy!
00:50:43Crunchy!
00:50:54There's no trouble!
00:51:00Shop ahead!
00:51:01Don't know though Jill Blueby is sterling.
00:51:15What are you stopping here for?
00:51:17I thought you were going to get some grub.
00:51:19I am.
00:51:21But if I drive up to the shop,
00:51:23and you see this little twerp getting out,
00:51:25they're gonna make a phone call, aren't they?
00:51:27They're gonna say there's a tiny Jewel out of here.
00:51:29He's in a robbed car.
00:51:31It's a Volkswagen Golf, and the registration number is...
00:51:33All right, Anto, you don't have to bite me head off
00:51:35every time I open me mouth.
00:51:37You have to give me a chance as well, you know.
00:51:41I'm gonna stop giving out now, okay?
00:51:43Okay.
00:51:49You go and buy something.
00:51:55Aye.
00:52:03Give us ten blackjacks.
00:52:05Six door bolts.
00:52:1920 corner bolts.
00:52:2520 colobots.
00:52:3120 fruit salads.
00:52:5510 colobots.
00:53:01You got me dared all day, are you?
00:53:09Here, these are for you.
00:53:24What?
00:53:26Take them again.
00:53:31And listen, don't tell yours are getting to you,
00:53:35because it looks slagging as it is, you know?
00:53:39Anto.
00:53:40What?
00:53:41I won't tell anyone.
00:53:45And don't take them going short on you either.
00:53:48Thanks, Ant.
00:53:54Is he still behind us?
00:53:55Of course he is.
00:53:58What the fuck is he doing going this way?
00:54:08Stupid bastard.
00:54:09Who's the stupid bastard?
00:54:11We know what you're going to say, so just shut the fuck up.
00:54:14Don't tell me to shut up.
00:54:15Shut the fuck up.
00:54:16We're trying to draw you in your seat and I'm liking me head.
00:54:20You're not racing me.
00:54:22You're racing him.
00:54:24Only You're racing him up.
00:54:25This ship is not racing too much, last year.
00:54:26Don't do Doctor.
00:54:27layered Siglo.
00:54:28Me on pitch.
00:54:30Get up.
00:54:31I'll be out.
00:54:32Dear kid.
00:54:33However of a 오ester.
00:54:34Children speaking get about.
00:54:35223.
00:54:48Hey, did you see that?
00:54:58What?
00:54:58That sound. Did you see it?
00:55:00No what sound?
00:55:07Are we really across the border?
00:55:13We are now.
00:55:15Either that or someone come out and put that sound up just to confuse us.
00:55:18Yeah.
00:56:48Good job you had smokes left.
00:56:56Yeah.
00:56:58Good job.
00:57:00Good job.
00:57:02Good job.
00:57:06Good job.
00:57:08Good job.
00:57:10Good job.
00:57:12Good job.
00:57:14Good job.
00:57:16Good job.
00:57:18Good job.
00:57:20Good job.
00:57:22Good job.
00:57:24Good job.
00:57:26Good job.
00:57:28Good job.
00:57:30Good job.
00:57:32Good job.
00:57:34Good job.
00:57:36Good job.
00:57:38Good job.
00:57:40Good job.
00:57:42Good job.
00:57:44Good job.
00:57:46Good job.
00:57:48Good job.
00:57:50Good job.
00:57:52Good job.
00:57:54Good job.
00:57:56Good job.
00:57:58Good job.
00:58:00Good job.
00:58:02Good job.
00:58:04Good job.
00:58:06Good job.
00:58:08Good job.
00:58:10Good job.
00:58:12Good job.
00:58:14Good job.
00:58:16Good job.
00:58:18Good job.
00:58:20Good job.
00:58:21Good job.
00:58:22Good job.
00:58:23Good job.
00:58:24Good job.
00:58:25Good job.
00:58:26Good job.
00:58:27Good job.
00:58:28Good job.
00:58:29Good job.
00:58:30Good job.
00:58:31Good job.
00:58:32Good job.
00:58:33Good job.
00:58:34Good job.
00:58:35Good job.
00:58:36Good job.
00:58:37Good job.
00:58:38Good job.
00:58:39Good job.
00:58:40Good job.
00:58:41I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:59:11Gash! Gash!
00:59:23Gash, cops!
00:59:41Oh, fuck no!
00:59:52Fix that bathroom of a morrowee pad.
00:59:55Bloody fucking thing!
01:00:11Gash!
01:00:41Gash!
01:00:43Gash!
01:00:45Gash!
01:00:47Gash!
01:00:49Gash!
01:00:53Hold tight.
01:00:59Gash!
01:01:01Gash!
01:01:03Gash!
01:01:05Gash!
01:01:07Gash!
01:01:09Gash!
01:01:11Gash!
01:01:13Gash!
01:01:15Gash!
01:01:17Gash!
01:01:19Gash!
01:01:21Gash!
01:01:23Gash!
01:01:25Gash!
01:01:27Gash!
01:01:29Gash!
01:01:31Gash!
01:01:33Gash!
01:01:35Gash!
01:01:37Gash!
01:01:39Gash!
01:01:41Gash!
01:01:43Gash!
01:01:45Gash!
01:01:47Gash!
01:01:53Gash!
01:01:55Gash!
01:01:57Gash!
01:01:59Gash!
01:02:01Gash!
01:02:03Gash!
01:02:05Gash!
01:02:07Gash!
01:02:09Gash!
01:02:11Gash!
01:02:13Gash!
01:02:15Gash!
01:02:17Gash!
01:02:19Gash!
01:02:20Here!
01:02:21Give me me my fucking car back.
01:02:23It's my fucking Charles-
01:02:23Let me rob them!
01:02:24W'd you get fucking real Wacker!
01:02:26Fuck!
01:02:27Who?
01:02:28What are you slowing down for?
01:02:30Don't allow us!
01:02:31tryin!
01:02:32I've been shot...
01:02:34Haven't I?
01:02:36Jesus Christ!
01:02:37I'm all right John!
01:02:38Just make sure they don't catch us!
01:02:39You've been shot?
01:02:40I'm alright!
01:02:41And did you put something on that Wacker?
01:02:43I didn't mean for it
01:02:51Hold on, boo, hold on
01:02:52Where's the nearest hospital?
01:02:55I'm heading for it
01:02:57Hold my hand
01:02:58Hold on
01:03:01We'll get you out with us
01:03:03Is it fair?
01:03:08We'll get you to a hospital
01:03:09I can't feel my legs
01:03:11Of course you can
01:03:12Look
01:03:14Felt that, didn't you?
01:03:17Of course you did
01:03:18Feels good, doesn't it?
01:03:31My mother used to do that for me when I was sick
01:03:33Made me feel better
01:03:38Jesus, my sister
01:03:54Bro, leave it to your ringer
01:03:58Bro, leave it to your ringer
01:03:58I want to send them away
01:04:00I'm sorry
01:04:00Like I pulled me out of my heart
01:04:05And you can see
01:04:07I had better
01:04:08Go on there
01:04:09I had to leave, I had to
01:04:11い it was
01:04:11I was mean
01:04:11You had to take yourumen
01:04:11And you in
01:04:13I didn't know what?
01:04:14I wasn't
01:04:15I was going to
01:04:17I was going to
01:04:18I got a
01:04:19I was going to
01:04:21You're not
01:04:21There's no answer.
01:04:51We'll get another car. I'll be waiting here, all right?
01:05:15You should just get out of here. You're in big trouble, Whacker.
01:05:18I know that. I'll be waiting.
01:05:19Now, let's get her in.
01:05:21Where's the doctor? We need a doctor!
01:05:35This way.
01:05:35Come in.
01:05:49I don't know.
01:06:19I've stabilised her condition. She's going to be fine.
01:06:22Someone will let you know when you can see her.
01:06:29Listen, come here.
01:06:31Tell us about Barcelona.
01:06:34I don't really know anything about it.
01:06:37I've got a mate over there I can stay with for a little while.
01:06:40Other than that, I only know it's sunny.
01:06:42Do you know that myself?
01:06:45You've not got a job or nothing there?
01:06:47No.
01:06:49I've never been anywhere before.
01:06:52I've hardly ever been out of Dublin.
01:06:54Why don't you come over with me?
01:06:57Oh, yeah, I could, all right.
01:07:03If we ever get out of this,
01:07:06will you come to Barcelona with me?
01:07:11Yeah.
01:07:11Come on.
01:07:20Come on.
01:07:20Come on.
01:07:20Come on.
01:07:21Come on.
01:07:22Come on.
01:07:22Come on.
01:07:22Come on.
01:07:22Come on.
01:07:23Come on.
01:07:23Come on.
01:07:23Come on.
01:07:24Come on.
01:07:24Come on.
01:07:25Come on.
01:07:25Come on.
01:07:25Come on.
01:07:26Come on.
01:07:26Come on.
01:07:26Come on.
01:07:27Come on.
01:07:27Come on.
01:07:27Come on.
01:07:27Come on.
01:07:28Come on.
01:07:28Come on.
01:07:29Come on.
01:07:29Come on.
01:07:29Come on.
01:07:29Come on.
01:07:30Come on.
01:07:30Come on.
01:07:30Come on.
01:07:31Come on.
01:07:31Come on.
01:07:31Come on.
01:07:32Come on.
01:07:32Come on.
01:07:33Come on.
01:07:33Come on.
01:07:34I don't know.
01:08:04Is she all right?
01:08:08I wasn't able to see her, but they said she was going to be all right.
01:08:12She's probably better off than we are.
01:08:16Where the fuck am we going, by the way?
01:08:18Keep going straight. I'll tell you when it turn.
01:08:29Oh, fuck! Helicopter!
01:08:34I'll go and see if he's gone.
01:09:03No, sit tight.
01:09:14What the fuck are we going to do then?
01:09:16Sit here till we get a fucking invitation.
01:09:18Go on and check.
01:09:18I'll be right back.
01:09:19I'll be right back.
01:09:20I'll be right back.
01:09:21Okay.
01:09:22I'll be right back.
01:09:25I'll be right back.
01:09:27No more helicopter.
01:09:52We're okay.
01:09:57We're okay.
01:10:27Don't try me.
01:10:29I was just thinking about those holiday homes we passed back there.
01:10:34There didn't seem to be anybody in them.
01:10:37Where are you now?
01:10:39What about the race?
01:10:41I don't fancy going back to Dublin.
01:10:44We've only just left the place.
01:10:46Yeah.
01:10:48If that's the way you feel, you're going the wrong way, aren't you?
01:10:53I don't know.
01:10:55I don't know.
01:10:57I don't know.
01:10:58I don't know.
01:10:59I don't know.
01:11:00I don't know.
01:11:01I don't know.
01:11:02I don't know.
01:11:03I don't know.
01:11:04I don't know.
01:11:05I don't know.
01:11:06I don't know.
01:11:07I don't know.
01:11:08I don't know.
01:11:09I don't know.
01:11:10I don't know.
01:11:11I don't know.
01:11:24Did you see that?
01:11:27Yeah.
01:11:28What the fuck was it?
01:11:36We just got overtaken on the inside.
01:11:42Jesus Christ.
01:11:54I don't know how long I've been driving at 10 miles per hour.
01:12:06Do you think I can drive?
01:12:07I don't even want to get back into the car.
01:12:24We're riding the border.
01:12:34There's a river down there, the other side's the Republic.
01:12:37There's a checkpoint only a bit of mile up the road there.
01:12:39But this is the only part where we can get across the river.
01:12:42Listen.
01:12:44I can't wait in the old river.
01:12:46You always go on.
01:12:51Call them Louise.
01:12:52What's going on with you?
01:12:54I'm sticking with my car.
01:13:00The whole place will be crawling with soldiers.
01:13:02What are you talking about?
01:13:11Yeah.
01:13:12What?
01:13:19You need a more than I do.
01:13:24Crunchy, you told me about Barcelona, ma'am.
01:13:34Quacker.
01:13:36Do you come back to us?
01:13:37Let us go!
01:14:02Let us go!
01:14:02Let's go!
01:14:03Let's go!
01:14:20Home!
01:14:32ROTA WALKER!
01:14:46ROTA WALKER!
01:15:02I don't know.
01:15:32I don't know.
01:16:02I don't know.
01:16:32I don't know.
01:17:02I don't know.
01:17:32I don't know.
01:18:02I don't know.
01:18:32I don't know.
01:19:02I don't know.
01:19:32I don't know.
01:19:42You still don't know.
01:19:46You still don't know.
01:19:52You still don't know.
01:20:02You still don't know.
01:20:12You still don't know.
01:20:22You still don't know.
01:20:32You still don't know.
01:20:42You still don't know.
01:20:52You still don't know.
01:20:54You still don't know.
01:21:04You still don't know.
01:21:06You still don't know.
01:21:08You still don't know.
01:21:18You still don't know.
01:21:20You still don't know.
01:21:21You still don't know.
01:21:30You still don't know.
01:21:32You still don't know.
01:21:34You still don't know.
01:21:36You still don't know.
01:21:38Just taking your faith
01:21:58You still doubt here
01:22:02You still doubt here
01:22:09You thump unseen
01:22:15Just wasting
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