2020 Mary & Jane Hilarious Weed UNCUT HOT MOVIE

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Storyline. With grand ideas of leaving the broken city they grew up in, two sisters get roped into using their get rich idea to help their womanizing father save the city he loves from bankruptcy and a three foot tall Mexican Drug Lord.

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00:00:00There are over a hundred different strains of marijuana. A quick history. Cannabis strains

00:00:20are either pure breeds or hybrid varieties of cannabis. I mean typically those of the species

00:00:26she's sativa for the creative types and indica for those chilled out video gamers.

00:00:31Mary, no one cares about all that. Just tell the story. I was about to until you

00:00:36interrupted me. Jane you're always doing that I'm in the middle of saying

00:00:39something and here you come cutting me off. Well if you wouldn't get all long in

00:00:42the tooth about it just tell the people what they need to know. Just let me tell

00:00:46the story I'm gonna tell it okay? Okay. But hey can you start it out with something

00:00:50like once upon a time our dad got us into this really bad situation. Hello I'm

00:00:57Edgar J. Hightower, mayor of Humble Valley. Are you looking for the best bud on the

00:01:02market? Want to get high without paying high prices? You know what man, get rid of

00:01:07those cars. Hey I own Hightower Cannabis Farms out on highway 60. Come on down and

00:01:13visit us if you want to get your hands on the best bud money can buy. Check out

00:01:18this bad boy. Thick, heavy, dripping. Just like mama used to make. And if you're not

00:01:27one of those kids that has those big thick trust fund wallets on you and you

00:01:30can't afford my best sticky green don't worry about it because your punk ass is

00:01:34covered. Check out this bad boy. Now it may not look like much but it'll get you

00:01:38high I promise. So remember now if it's the best sticky green or anything in

00:01:43between. Come on down to Hightower Cannabis Farms out on highway 60. Bring your punk

00:01:49ass to the tower baby. Cut, cut, cut!

00:01:54Okay so that's our father Edgar J. Hightower and he is the mayor of Humble County.

00:02:00Which isn't saying much. I mean look at him he was a stoner back then who had this

00:02:11idea of how to legalize pot. He, he's like the Steve Jobs of weed.

00:02:15And that he did. The marijuana revolution was on. Our father is the man who put weed into the masses and he made a lot of money.

00:02:28And he lost most of it. Come on baby. Papa's got some bills to pay. Lick it.

00:02:35No stems, no seeds that you don't need. Hightower Farms is...

00:02:42Badass weed.

00:02:49And this is where we live. No, no, not here. We live here. This is our mansion.

00:02:56And this is where we live. No, no, not here. We live here. This is our mansion.

00:03:04A frickin' double wide trailer. Seriously. How can you be the mayor of a town and live in a trailer park?

00:03:11You know dad's motto. If you're caught with more than a pound blame it on one of your friends.

00:03:16No, keep a low profile.

00:03:19We live here.

00:03:32We live here.

00:03:36That's me, Mary Hightower, a total loser who dropped out of school just months from getting

00:04:03my BA to come home to help with the family business.

00:04:08It sucks.

00:04:09I mean, I don't mean that in a multilateral way, I'm just saying it really sucks.

00:04:17And that cute little bump under the covers, well, that's me, Jane Hightower, the genius

00:04:22of the family.

00:04:23Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

00:04:26It's true, Mary.

00:04:27You're the brains, I'm the brains and the beauty.

00:04:30Whatever.

00:04:31Jane, don't hate the maker, honey, hate the makeup.

00:04:41Jane!

00:04:45Come on, we're gonna be late to open the shop.

00:04:51If we gotta open the shop, how are we gonna be late?

00:04:53We set our own hours.

00:04:55And that's why I came home to help.

00:04:57Get up.

00:04:58Let's get our asses down at the shop.

00:04:59Do you ever wake up on the right side of the bed?

00:05:01No, bitch.

00:05:02Now get up before I curb stomp you.

00:05:05That girl seriously needs to get laid.

00:05:09Too fucking tense for me.

00:05:11All right, I'm off to work.

00:05:14Have a great day at the office, son.

00:05:17I hope you get that promotion.

00:05:19Me too, dad.

00:05:20Goodbye, honey.

00:05:21Don't forget to eat now.

00:05:22Love you.

00:05:23Oh, I won't, mom.

00:05:24I love you more.

00:05:25Such a good boy.

00:05:30Takes after his old man, doesn't he?

00:05:32Want to play Yahtzee?

00:05:34Mmm, leather?

00:05:36Thong or French cut?

00:05:37Thong.

00:05:38Uh!

00:05:39You fired!

00:05:41Bung.

00:06:12Got a fresh new attitude.

00:06:14It's all great going.

00:06:15Hey, I ain't mad at you.

00:06:17No past two.

00:06:18Time to elevate my altitude.

00:06:20A couple notches.

00:06:21What I had to do.

00:06:23Yeah.

00:06:23I got a fresh new attitude.

00:06:25It's all great going.

00:06:27Hey, I ain't mad at you.

00:06:28Past two.

00:06:29Time to elevate my altitude.

00:06:31Turn it up a couple notches.

00:06:33What I had to do.

00:06:34Got a fresh new attitude.

00:06:36I can't believe I'm back here.

00:06:44Mary, it's been like three weeks.

00:06:46Give it time.

00:06:48You know, we haven't seen any of our friends since you've been back.

00:06:52Maybe we should throw a big ass party.

00:06:56No, let's not.

00:06:58Let's not and let's say we didn't.

00:07:00How about that?

00:07:02Mary, everyone's going to be so stoked to see you.

00:07:04Come on.

00:07:05Maybe.

00:07:06Fuck, I'm not so stoked to see them.

00:07:10The big city ain't your folks, Mary.

00:07:12What's so bad about living here?

00:07:14Do you want me to make a fucking PowerPoint about it?

00:07:16I hate everything about this place.

00:07:18Look at this place.

00:07:19It's awful.

00:07:22Does he know I'm home?

00:07:24Oh, Kurt?

00:07:26I don't think so.

00:07:29Why wouldn't he?

00:07:30You said everybody knows that I'm back.

00:07:32I don't know.

00:07:33They haven't seen him around for a while.

00:07:35Like they haven't seen him around?

00:07:37Like he moved?

00:07:38Or?

00:07:39Like no one has seen him around.

00:07:41Okay?

00:07:42Okay.

00:07:43You left him.

00:07:44It was your choice.

00:07:46And it was a great choice.

00:07:47He fucking cheated on you.

00:07:48With his stepsister.

00:07:49It's disgusting.

00:07:50Okay?

00:07:51No.

00:07:52Way too good for that.

00:07:53Plus dad hated him.

00:07:54So no point.

00:07:55Good.

00:07:56It's really good.

00:07:57Cause I'm just here to focus on getting this 420 crop out and then I'm going back to New York.

00:08:12Oh shit.

00:08:13This is my song.

00:08:14This is my song.

00:08:15This is my song.

00:08:19I know I'm making love.

00:08:21Woah woah woah woah.

00:08:23There you go.

00:08:24I know I'm making love.

00:08:26Love.

00:08:27Love.

00:08:28Love.

00:08:29You see?

00:08:30Oh shit.

00:08:31I'll be lonely till the end of time.

00:08:34Only to find myself here.

00:09:01Well, well, well.

00:09:02Flanthelman, Luis, aka Ass and Titaz.

00:09:13Uh, I can explain.

00:09:16Um, my sister farted.

00:09:18And I had to let a joint to get the stink out of the car.

00:09:23Jane.

00:09:24It's the best lie I can think of on short notice.

00:09:26Okay?

00:09:27License and registration, please.

00:09:29Is this really needed?

00:09:30I mean, we're going to be late for work.

00:09:32I'm not going to ask you again.

00:09:35Alright.

00:09:36Look, uh, not that it matters or anything, officer.

00:09:41Watkins!

00:09:42It's a black man's slave name.

00:09:44You got a problem with a black man having a slave name?

00:09:46Let me tell you something.

00:09:47Wayne Brady, Byron Allen, Al Roker, them are slave names.

00:09:53Okay, uh, Officer Watkins, you brought race into this.

00:09:58I didn't.

00:09:59I just want to put that out there.

00:10:01Um, maybe you know us.

00:10:03You definitely know our father.

00:10:04Okay, I'm sorry.

00:10:05Officer Watkins, why'd you pull us over?

00:10:07We weren't speeding.

00:10:08Mary, please.

00:10:09I pulled you over for one reason and one reason only.

00:10:12Cause you're white.

00:10:13I wouldn't give a damn if y'all was speeding and smoking weed, drinking and driving, playing dominoes in the back.

00:10:18If you were black.

00:10:20But you hunkies, you think you're slick.

00:10:22Oh my God.

00:10:23Someone needs to take a chill pill.

00:10:25So would you automatically assume that because I'm black, I like drugs?

00:10:29Let me tell you something.

00:10:30I'm black.

00:10:31I love drugs.

00:10:32Boy, you crackers are something else.

00:10:34You know that?

00:10:35Let me get this straight.

00:10:36Are you racial profiling?

00:10:37You got damn right I'm racial profiling y'all.

00:10:39Y'all do it to us all the time.

00:10:41You know, payback is a bitch.

00:10:42It bites.

00:10:43Get out the cock, get on the floor.

00:10:44Right now.

00:10:45Wait a minute.

00:10:46Are we getting pulled over or rape?

00:10:47Pretty girl, rape?

00:10:48Girl, that ain't nothing but foebly.

00:10:50Okay, you've got to be shitting me, right?

00:10:52Hell nah.

00:10:53Do I look like I'm shitting you?

00:10:54Shit is brown.

00:10:55I'm brown.

00:10:56So I'm shit.

00:10:57Y'all are white.

00:10:58You think you're on to something, but I'm only you.

00:11:01You think you're slick.

00:11:02I know you're plotting something.

00:11:03I got it.

00:11:04Okay, um...

00:11:05Just...

00:11:08What's your bra size?

00:11:09Never mind.

00:11:10What?

00:11:11What?

00:11:12You need some steaks.

00:11:13You don't want your g-string to sag.

00:11:15What?

00:11:17Hightower.

00:11:18Shit, y'all are the mayor's kids.

00:11:21It wouldn't take too kindly to one of his officers asking us to get on on the ground and spread

00:11:25them.

00:11:26Look here.

00:11:27Why don't we just chalk this up to one bad mistake?

00:11:31You pretty little white ladies have a nice day.

00:11:33Yes.

00:11:34Me too.

00:11:35But don't get it twisted.

00:11:36I don't give a fuck if your father's a mayor at a goddamn moon.

00:11:39I see you cross the line.

00:11:41I'm gonna be waiting for you.

00:11:42In the bushes.

00:11:43Naked.

00:11:44I was one of them silent but deadly ones.

00:11:49I know a poop one.

00:11:50I smell one.

00:11:51Give me the blunt.

00:11:52You ain't smoking this know-how.

00:11:53This is illegal, girl.

00:11:54What's wrong with you?

00:12:01This is perfect good right here.

00:12:02This is good shit.

00:12:03I seized about a pound of this shit the other day.

00:12:06Only called about a quarter of it in.

00:12:10Take care.

00:12:15Oh my god is right.

00:12:17I'mma get you blown tonight.

00:12:21What happens when customers always write?

00:12:22Oh, it went right out the door along with-

00:12:23I don't give a flying fuck.

00:12:24You can't return weed.

00:12:25What is wrong with you?

00:12:26Why not?

00:12:27You buy, you try, you get high.

00:12:28Ugh!

00:12:29All sales are final.

00:12:30Yeah, well, you know this weed didn't do nothing for me, okay?

00:12:32It took me six loads of my bong before I started to feel something.

00:12:34The answer is now.

00:12:35Kick rocks.

00:12:36Out.

00:12:37Now.

00:12:38Come by later and give you a refund if you like.

00:12:41Hey Jane.

00:12:42Hey Buggy.

00:12:43When you gonna let a player get it, you can't return weed.

00:12:45You can't return weed.

00:12:46You can't return weed.

00:12:47What is wrong with you?

00:12:48Why not?

00:12:49You buy, you try, you get high.

00:12:51Ugh!

00:12:52All sales are final.

00:12:53Yeah, well, you know this weed didn't do nothing for me, okay?

00:12:55It took me six loads of my bong before I started to feel something.

00:12:57The answer is now.

00:12:58Kick rocks.

00:12:59Out.

00:13:00Now.

00:13:01Come by later and give you a refund if you like.

00:13:03I'm gonna let a player get a chance.

00:13:05How about next lifetime?

00:13:06Hmm.

00:13:07That works too.

00:13:08Where were you two?

00:13:09Somebody slept in a little late.

00:13:12Yes?

00:13:13Uh, can I help you with something?

00:13:15Yeah, um, I just want, uh, what's in your cash box-

00:13:20And in the back room and I'm not fucking around!

00:13:23Give me that fucking money!

00:13:24Now!

00:13:27Pretty stupid on your part.

00:13:29What's that?

00:13:30Robbing a dispensary?

00:13:32This dispensary.

00:13:33Man, what's wrong with you?

00:13:34He looks pretty nervous to me.

00:13:39I'm not nervous.

00:13:40Yeah, you look pretty nervous.

00:13:43Why, why did she knock the door like that?

00:13:47So you can't get out.

00:13:50Uh, I, I, I can get out.

00:13:54I'm the one with the gun!

00:13:55You should've left when you had the chance.

00:13:58I'll leave, I'll leave when I get what's in your cash box and the count in the back.

00:14:04And you know what?

00:14:05I think I'll take a couple ounces off your hands too!

00:14:07You know what?

00:14:08What do you guys want to do to him?

00:14:09You know what?

00:14:10I'm not in a fucking good mood today.

00:14:11What do you guys want to do to him?

00:14:13What?

00:14:14What do you want to, what do you mean by, what do you want to do, what are you going to

00:14:18do to me?

00:14:19You think you're the first Jahu to come up in here and try to rob this place?

00:14:22It always ends the same.

00:14:24Which is?

00:14:25The ass puts the gun on the counter and maybe, I mean just maybe, I can stop them from cutting

00:14:32off your balls.

00:14:39Okay.

00:14:42Okay!

00:14:43Here!

00:14:45Okay.

00:14:46Okay.

00:14:47Okay.

00:14:48I'll go over it.

00:14:49It's okay.

00:14:50Okay.

00:14:51I'll go over it.

00:14:52And I'll go over it.

00:14:53I'll go over it.

00:14:54I'll go over it.

00:14:55Okay, I'll go over it.

00:14:56I'll go over it.

00:14:57Oh!

00:14:58I'll go over it.

00:14:59Okay.

00:15:00Are you guys accepting any applications or anything?

00:15:03Get the fuck out!

00:15:04No?

00:15:05Okay.

00:15:06Fucking yahoo.

00:15:08So, Jane?

00:15:10Is it true Mary's back for good?

00:15:13back for good? Don't know. Don't mention it. She does not like talking about it.

00:15:17Ms. Jane. Coming.

00:15:37Not bad. Not bad at all. You actually followed my direction for once.

00:15:42You have no idea how hard it was to get some of this stuff. Do you know how many guys I had to say you'd sleep with them?

00:15:50You know you fucked up the THC levels, right? No, I didn't. Yeah, you did.

00:15:55Look.

00:15:57If you go without formula, you're gonna burn the liquid at a higher rate. This shit wouldn't get a flea high.

00:16:02Well, I followed the formula that you sent to me. Okay.

00:16:06Just be careful with it, okay? Because it was a little off. Well, excuse me. If you want to try to do it better, be my guest.

00:16:12Okay, Ms. Attitude, I already did.

00:16:17What?

00:16:18Wanna see it?

00:16:20Give me that.

00:16:24You actually did it.

00:16:26Fuck yeah, I did it. Not only was I able to liquid base the bud, I was able to turn each one of the strains into a flavor.

00:16:33Blueberry kush is now gonna taste like blueberries.

00:16:37Shut up.

00:16:38I swear to God.

00:16:39Damn.

00:16:40That's amazing.

00:16:42What about you? What about the prototype? Did you finish it?

00:16:45You bet my sweet ass I did.

00:16:47Sis, this is the world's first electronic blunt.

00:16:52It's fucking amazing.

00:16:56I know.

00:16:57What are we going to call it?

00:17:00Blue dragon.

00:17:04Seriously, it's brilliant.

00:17:11Do you girls have any idea how cool it is?

00:17:26I mean for you to be here with me.

00:17:33After all, I am the winning horse.

00:17:40Go away, I'm busy.

00:17:43Oh, not busy enough it seems.

00:17:46I need to talk to you, darling.

00:17:48About what, Ruth?

00:17:50The annual budget report.

00:17:52Well, just fudge the numbers and make it look nice like we always do.

00:17:55See, I don't do the books. Your daughter Jane does.

00:17:58I have no idea.

00:17:59No, we have money going up from the mayor's fund without any receipts or reason as to where the money's going.

00:18:04Not to mention you spending camp funds to future gambling habits.

00:18:08So we need to talk about this right now.

00:18:09Uh, girls, would you step out for a minute? Darling, do me a favor.

00:18:13Put that in your mouth and keep it warm for good use later.

00:18:18I'm sorry, what is your name again?

00:18:19Ah, yes. Titiana. We'll talk soon.

00:18:26Well, you screwed that up for me.

00:18:30Alright. Now when the town criers start coming after you, asking where all the money's gone, and it's not here because you fucked it all off, we're going to be enough.

00:18:37Ruth, it's numbers. Make something up and make it look good like we always do, for God's sake.

00:18:42No, see, this is serious. The city council is going to come after you hard, and that's not going to be good for your other business as a pot grower.

00:18:50Are you really worried about this?

00:18:52Yes.

00:18:53Aren't I the one that got you out of a Turkish prison?

00:18:55Twice.

00:18:56Bingo.

00:18:57Look, people are flocking from all over the country to come to Humboldt County, and why? Because of me. I made this town boom!

00:19:04All we have to do is harvest the 420 crop, and we'll be as good as rain.

00:19:09Until then, just do your magic E equals MC something and throw in a decimal point and make it look nice.

00:19:15Oh, that sounds really fun, but what do we do about a receipt from, um, Hot Little Things?

00:19:21Ooh.

00:19:22Ooh.

00:19:23Ooh.

00:19:24Yes.

00:19:25You bring Daddy a little surprise?

00:19:27Mm. Daddy being the operative word.

00:19:30Daddy being the operative word.

00:19:33Mary and Jane!

00:19:35Kill them!

00:19:37Hey!

00:19:40I mean.

00:19:41What?

00:19:42Seriously.

00:19:43Stop fawning all over yourself.

00:19:48I kind of feel bad putting all this on Dad's credit card.

00:19:54Ready?

00:19:55I look over the books.

00:19:56I see what he's been spending.

00:19:58Not that you would know because you've been away at school, but, you know, whatever.

00:20:02That's cute.

00:20:04Don't do that.

00:20:05You could have gone away to school, too.

00:20:06You did not have to stay here with Dad.

00:20:08I know.

00:20:09I actually kind of like hanging with him.

00:20:12Since Mom died at...

00:20:14You used to like it, too.

00:20:16That was a long time ago.

00:20:18That was a long time ago.

00:20:21Well, I know that you miss shopping at Hot Little Things.

00:20:25Oh, my God.

00:20:26Yes, I did.

00:20:27You did!

00:20:28I kind of love this fucking dress that I got.

00:20:31Um...

00:20:32What?

00:20:33Dad wants to meet for lunch.

00:20:36Are you serious?

00:20:37Yeah, that's new.

00:20:39That's weird.

00:20:41We should go check it out.

00:20:42Yeah, I guess.

00:20:44What are you talking about?

00:20:45A little bit of faith, a little bit of love.

00:20:47It's a small tab.

00:20:48I'm good for it.

00:20:49Darling, do me a favor.

00:20:51Give me three of the specials, would you please?

00:20:54Thank you so much.

00:20:55What?

00:20:56No, I'm not calling you darling, you fucking schmuck.

00:20:58Tommy, let me tell you something.

00:20:59Let me ask you a question.

00:21:01Who was it that stood by you and fucked your sister last month when she was cock-blocking you with that girl, Connie?

00:21:06Huh? Huh? Huh?

00:21:07That's right, it was me.

00:21:08And I took it like a man.

00:21:10Right on the chin, Tommy.

00:21:11Like a fucking...

00:21:12Tommy?

00:21:13You fucking scrawny bastard.

00:21:16Ah, shit.

00:21:18Oh, hang on a second.

00:21:21Hello, Sal!

00:21:23Sally!

00:21:24How you doing, buddy?

00:21:25Yeah.

00:21:26Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:21:27Sal, listen.

00:21:28I got a little play I want to make 50,000 on Blue Note in the fourth race of Belmont.

00:21:32It's...

00:21:33Sal!

00:21:34We're friends!

00:21:35Sal!

00:21:36Sal!

00:21:37Sal!

00:21:38Damn it.

00:21:39Jesus.

00:21:40Did you have some coffee with that sugar daddy-o?

00:21:43Hi, girls.

00:21:44I'm trying to cut back.

00:21:45So...

00:21:46That's good, Sal.

00:21:47It was you that wanted to see us.

00:21:48Here we are.

00:21:49Yeah, I think we should talk.

00:21:56So?

00:21:57You're making personal purchases on a county credit card.

00:22:02Seriously, Dad.

00:22:03You do it all the time.

00:22:04Jane runs your books, remember?

00:22:05Yeah.

00:22:06But there's two significant differences here.

00:22:07Number one.

00:22:08Mayor!

00:22:09Me!

00:22:10And number two is when daddy-o signs for the bill, it's a tax write-off.

00:22:13Okay, so gambling at the Indian casino and trips to Europe and Russian hookers, it's all

00:22:27a tax write-off.

00:22:28All research.

00:22:29Yeah, what about all those bookies you owe money?

00:22:31Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:22:32What did you hear about that?

00:22:34Uh, come on.

00:22:36What?

00:22:37The whole town knows.

00:22:38You pretty much suck as a mayor.

00:22:40I mean, you went from this man who did this really cool thing to a Las Vegas act.

00:22:45I mean, a weed commercial, Dad?

00:22:47Who does that?

00:22:48My PR guy said it would be good for my image.

00:22:50PR?

00:22:51Who do you think you are, Brangelina?

00:22:53Where are you getting the money for this?

00:22:55Let me tell you something.

00:22:56When I became mayor of this town, I came in with one idea and one idea only.

00:23:00And it was a good one.

00:23:01And that was to legalize marijuana.

00:23:03And I did it.

00:23:05Now look around you.

00:23:06What do you see?

00:23:07Weed growing on every acre of this county.

00:23:10It's like freakin' Starbucks here, okay?

00:23:12I gotta stay ahead of the competition.

00:23:14I gotta be on the cutting edge, riding the wave home, baby.

00:23:16Or someone's gonna take this entire thing away from us, right out from under our feet.

00:23:20But your debt is starting to add up.

00:23:22Yes, I realize that, okay?

00:23:24And I'm gonna take care of it, alright?

00:23:26Dad, you cooked the books.

00:23:28You go to prison for that.

00:23:30Like I'd be the first mayor that ever went to jail?

00:23:33Alright, look.

00:23:34I realize that I owe out a lot of money.

00:23:37But there's a lot of overhead.

00:23:39Do you have any idea how much it costs to buy a Mexican army?

00:23:43What?

00:23:44No.

00:23:45Dad, tell me those guys were extras.

00:23:47I got a sick deal on Craigslist.

00:23:49Fuck, you bought an army?

00:23:51Yes.

00:23:52The last leader came down with a severe case of bullet holes.

00:23:54These poor guys were homeless.

00:23:56I rescued them.

00:23:57How much did you pay for the Mexican mercs?

00:24:01Look, I stole it.

00:24:03Two million plus all the weed they could smoke.

00:24:04Oh my god.

00:24:05Two million dollars?

00:24:06You don't even have a million!

00:24:07Shh!

00:24:08Okay, okay, okay, Sparky.

00:24:10Keep your voice down a little bit, will ya?

00:24:13Alright, the guys that helped me get re-elected, they're not exactly happy with me.

00:24:16As a matter of fact, they're pretty fucking pissed.

00:24:19I made a few promises to them that I haven't necessarily kept, so...

00:24:23But I'm handling it, alright?

00:24:25Plus, don't forget something.

00:24:26What?

00:24:27The 420 crop is coming?

00:24:28We know.

00:24:29Alright, and the profit from the 420 crop is gonna satisfy all the debt.

00:24:33Everyone's gonna be happy.

00:24:34Yeah.

00:24:35Townspeople could be out of jobs for this.

00:24:38I came back from school to help you out with this.

00:24:40And what makes you think you're not helping, Mary?

00:24:42I mean, I am so happy that you're back and you're home where you belong.

00:24:48Me too, Mary.

00:24:49How's everything going at the shop?

00:24:54Things are good.

00:24:56We have an idea that I think is gonna be...

00:24:59What?

00:25:00No, please.

00:25:01Jane, he doesn't wanna know about that.

00:25:02Fill me in!

00:25:03That's stupid.

00:25:04Who's that?

00:25:05Mary, remember that thing that you had me do?

00:25:07Yes.

00:25:08No, not that one.

00:25:09The one in the desert.

00:25:10Something went terribly wrong.

00:25:12Do you still have the bag of lime in the trunk?

00:25:15Meet me outside.

00:25:17There.

00:25:18Excuse me.

00:25:19Oh, that's lovely.

00:25:20Mm.

00:25:21Oh.

00:25:22See?

00:25:23Sweetness.

00:25:24Nice limo you have here, chief.

00:25:26Roomie.

00:25:27Sweetness.

00:25:44Nice limo you have here, chief.

00:25:46Roomie.

00:25:47Doesn't look like your headdress fits in very well, though.

00:25:49Chief Ironweed, very busy man.

00:25:51What pale face want with the chief?

00:25:52You think we'd speak in private for a bit?

00:25:54Chief Ironweed, private man already.

00:25:57Five minutes.

00:26:04I like that feather. What is that, wild turkey?

00:26:11What the hell do you want to speak to me about, Edgar?

00:26:13I shouldn't even be seen with you.

00:26:14You've been banned from the casino.

00:26:16All right, look, let's cut the bullshit, all right?

00:26:18I need a little more time to come up with the money.

00:26:20Oh, no, fuck that. Hell no.

00:26:21No, listen, my blood pressure is up.

00:26:23And all this is because of you.

00:26:25I'm serious as Sam Jackson.

00:26:26I will mess you up.

00:26:27Man, what are you talking about?

00:26:28We're friends.

00:26:29Look, I don't give a damn.

00:26:31Friends are no friends.

00:26:32I will bust your ass.

00:26:34Don't forget who you're talking to.

00:26:36Oh, hang on a second.

00:26:37Don't you forget about the fact that I'm the one that came up with this gig.

00:26:41Remember?

00:26:42Uh, the, uh, the black guy who's one quarter Indian skin.

00:26:45That shit was mine.

00:26:46That shit was pretty brilliant.

00:26:47Uh-huh.

00:26:48Oh, yeah.

00:26:49But, so what?

00:26:50For your information, I did a family tree search.

00:26:52And come to find out, I really am Indian.

00:26:53Is that a fact?

00:26:54What, Blackfoot?

00:26:55No, I'm serious, Edgar.

00:26:56Listen, my daddy's daddy's daddy was part Indian.

00:26:58So this ain't no scam?

00:26:59And since when did the questionable nature of my nationality become any of your business?

00:27:10Look, Chief.

00:27:11They're holding the marker on me.

00:27:13You owe the casino $270,000.

00:27:15I'm not asking you to delete the whole thing.

00:27:18I'm just saying, hold them back for a little while while I square off this town debt thing

00:27:22that I got going on.

00:27:23Look, you don't want these people to find out that they're going to...

00:27:25Oh, shut up, Edgar.

00:27:27I should let these Indians bust your ass for the kind of money you owe.

00:27:30Is that why you haven't returned my calls?

00:27:32Is that why you deleted me as your friend on Facebook?

00:27:34Look, I can't be friends with a mayor as shit is yourself.

00:27:37Shit has changed, Edgar.

00:27:39Look, I got a daughter going through college.

00:27:41I want her to be like Mary, go off to a good school.

00:27:43That's the best thing you ever did for that girl.

00:27:45And you spoiled Jane way too much.

00:27:48Well, it's obvious we haven't talked in a while because you haven't heard.

00:27:51What?

00:27:52Mary, she's back home now.

00:27:56Well, that's great.

00:27:58How long is she going to be around?

00:27:59Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:28:01Look, I let you come up into my casino and you run up a debt.

00:28:04Got these redskins looking at me all funny like,

00:28:06Hey, your friend the mayor, he owes a lot of money.

00:28:09You fix it.

00:28:10And these guys aren't saying it in a tone of voice that matches the bitch in my voice.

00:28:13They want to put a hurting on you.

00:28:14They will cut you down with a quickness.

00:28:16Make no mistake about that.

00:28:17No, man.

00:28:18I'm the one who got you this casino.

00:28:21Yes, you did.

00:28:23And it's noted in good faith.

00:28:25But this doesn't look good.

00:28:27A town mayor who runs up a gambling debt?

00:28:29That stuff gets out and everybody's going to wash their hands of you.

00:28:33And even I won't be able to save you.

00:28:35Not from these guys.

00:28:36You owe these guys money.

00:28:38Money I know you don't have to pay back.

00:28:41You be dead to the dead.

00:28:43You understand me?

00:28:44These guys don't play.

00:28:45Come on, homie.

00:28:46It's two hundred and seventy grand.

00:28:49Throw that number out like it don't mean anything.

00:28:51That's a whole lot of damn money, man.

00:28:54Look, I can't get you out of this one.

00:28:57You pay up or else.

00:28:59Or else what, Vince?

00:29:01Don't you call me in front of these people.

00:29:03Chief Iron Weed.

00:29:04Don't you do this.

00:29:06Do what?

00:29:07Just don't.

00:29:08Just because you fucked up your part of this get rich shit mean I got to go down with you?

00:29:12And give all this shit up?

00:29:13No, no, no.

00:29:14Get the fuck out of here.

00:29:15Get out!

00:29:20Yeah.

00:29:21Times have changed.

00:29:23Oh, that bullshit.

00:29:27You pay this money back, Edgar.

00:29:29Or we can't be friends no more.

00:29:31Not to mention you won't be on this earth.

00:29:33You hear me?

00:29:34Take Chief back to the village.

00:29:35Uh, uh, uh.

00:29:36Yeah.

00:29:37Cock-a-doodle-doo.

00:29:38Wake up to a beautiful day in L.A.

00:29:39Poppin' electric boogaloo.

00:29:40Got a swish-twisted.

00:29:41Bout to get lifted.

00:29:42Man, I tell you that banana cush is terrific.

00:29:43Going to toast to the coast, baby, the Pacific.

00:29:44To be specific.

00:29:45You ain't big, you need to visit.

00:29:46Must be something in the water.

00:29:47I don't know what is it.

00:29:48They make our women so vicious and so exquisite.

00:29:49With the face of a covered girl.

00:29:50Body of a thoroughbred.

00:29:51Mind of a hustler.

00:29:52Kick up dust for ya.

00:29:53If they got love for ya.

00:29:54But still sweet between them sheets when they ride and bust for ya.

00:29:55Can't get enough of her.

00:29:56Cali, I can't eat it.

00:29:57I see on a daily.

00:29:58Couldn't count it.

00:29:59Five tallies.

00:30:00From the ocean to the valley.

00:30:01When she walkin' for a while, but you gotta holla, cause you know she got a fatty.

00:30:02Classy girls.

00:30:03Sassy girls.

00:30:04Nasty girls.

00:30:05Them Cali girls.

00:30:06Yeah.

00:30:07I love the cat love on your girls.

00:30:08Said I love them.

00:30:09So vicious and so exquisite.

00:30:10And so exquisite.

00:30:11With the face of a covered girl.

00:30:12Body of a thoroughbred.

00:30:13Mind of a hustler.

00:30:14Kick up dust for ya.

00:30:15If they got love for ya.

00:30:16But still sweet between them sheets when they ride and bust for ya.

00:30:17Can't get enough of her.

00:30:18Cali, I can't eat it.

00:30:19I see on a daily.

00:30:20Couldn't count it.

00:30:21Five tallies.

00:30:22From the ocean to the valley.

00:30:24When she walkin' for a while, but you gotta holla cause you know she got a fatty.

00:30:31I don't see the point.

00:30:32Why do we use this?

00:30:33The point is the tan gets the man.

00:30:34What men?

00:30:35We live in Humboldt County.

00:30:36Come on, there are some attractive guys here.

00:30:37Half of them are stoners, and the other half need to be stoned.

00:30:38With rocks.

00:30:39What about, uh, that guy you were seeing before Kurt?

00:30:40Like a while ago?

00:30:41Yeah.

00:30:42He joined a cult.

00:30:43Took a vow of silence.

00:30:44And cut off his tongue.

00:30:45That's disgusting.

00:30:46Yeah.

00:30:47Can you imagine making out with a guy with half a tongue?

00:30:51It wasn't so bad.

00:30:52What?

00:30:53Wait, so you kissed Garth Hines after he kissed Garth Hines after he kissed Garth Hines?

00:30:56What?

00:30:57What?

00:30:58What?

00:30:59What?

00:31:00What?

00:31:01What?

00:31:02What?

00:31:03What?

00:31:04What?

00:31:05What?

00:31:06What?

00:31:07What?

00:31:08What?

00:31:09What?

00:31:10What?

00:31:11What?

00:31:12What?

00:31:13What?

00:31:14What?

00:31:15Oh.

00:31:16What?

00:31:17What?

00:31:18Oh.

00:31:19How was it?

00:31:20Like a cut in half.

00:31:21Ewww.

00:31:24Oh, you'd be surprised how good a half tongue feels to me.

00:31:26Oh no.

00:31:27Please stop.

00:31:28No.

00:31:29Nightmares.

00:31:30Gross.

00:31:31I'm sorry I had to ask you to come back.

00:31:35Dad's just out of control.

00:31:38I mean you see it.

00:31:39I know.

00:31:40It's okay.

00:31:41I just feel by it because I know that all you ever wanted to do was work as a chemist.

00:31:45I'm doing what I love. I'm making liquid THC for our electronic blend.

00:31:49And I believe in you.

00:31:52I mean, you're going to be the key to making us rich.

00:31:54I wish it was that easy.

00:31:56You wouldn't know how tough because you've been stuck in this shitty town with Dad.

00:32:00Are you in any way trying to make me feel good about being left behind here?

00:32:04It's good you stayed here. If you weren't here, you never would have made the e-blend.

00:32:08I'm just saying it's going to take a lot of work.

00:32:11I'm not sure you're ready for that kind of work.

00:32:13Hell yeah, I'm ready. Are you?

00:32:16Of course.

00:32:17Good.

00:32:18Come on, give me some.

00:32:24Oh, good morning, Mayor Hightower.

00:32:26Ruth, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.

00:32:29Come to the door and knock.

00:32:30If you don't hear any kind of response, walk away, don't walk in.

00:32:35Oh, okay.

00:32:37All right, I wanted to go over the daily duties with you today.

00:32:41Yeah, baby.

00:32:42Here we go.

00:32:42At 10 a.m., you have a...

00:32:43Just go back.

00:32:44Just a little bit left.

00:32:47A little bit left.

00:32:48Ah!

00:32:50Amazing.

00:32:50Man on the boat overboard.

00:32:52Yeah, baby.

00:32:52I'm sorry?

00:32:53Who's your daddy?

00:32:54What?

00:32:54Who's your papa?

00:32:56Okay, at 10 a.m.

00:32:57Oh, that's beautiful.

00:32:58What are you talking about?

00:32:59Darling, come, come, come, come, come.

00:33:01And like the winds of time, I'm sure they'll be blowing again later.

00:33:09Lovely.

00:33:10Lovely, lovely, lovely.

00:33:11All right, what?

00:33:13At 10 a.m., you have a TV interview about how the pop business is growing since it's been legalized.

00:33:17I think that'll be quite fun, right?

00:33:19And then at 11 a.m., you have the Spirit Achievement Awards with the Elementor Elementary School.

00:33:24Is there any chance we can reschedule that one?

00:33:26I mean, I love the kids, but they're always so damn sticky and disgusting.

00:33:30Yes, but you quite like it sticky, don't you?

00:33:34Anyway, there's also some gentlemen here who have no appointment.

00:33:37I...

00:33:37Whoa!

00:33:40Here they are.

00:33:42Appointment?

00:33:42We don't need no damn appointment.

00:33:48Yeah, what Twayze said.

00:33:50We don't need no stinking appointment.

00:33:51Oh, Tito, I just said that.

00:33:53No need for you to repeat it.

00:33:55Well, I just wanted to make sure that he knew what you meant.

00:33:57What, am I not speaking clearly enough where he can't understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

00:34:00I'm not saying that.

00:34:02I knew I shouldn't have joined this gang.

00:34:03Oh, come on, don't be like...

00:34:05Fuck it.

00:34:06I'm the boss.

00:34:07We'll talk about this later.

00:34:08Okay, I think I'm going to be going now.

00:34:11Hi, Ruth.

00:34:13Hey, Tito.

00:34:19You hit that shit, Holmes?

00:34:21Ain't that about a bitch?

00:34:24Tito, how are you, my friend?

00:34:26No, no, no, no.

00:34:27None of that good mayor bullshit.

00:34:29I ain't buying that stuff no more.

00:34:31All right, well then, uh...

00:34:32What can I do for you, Tito?

00:34:34You know damn well what you can do for us.

00:34:37You're going to pay us back all that money that we sent to your camp.

00:34:39We got you that second term.

00:34:41We want our money.

00:34:42You owe us.

00:34:43Of course, anything I can do to satisfy my good friend, Tito.

00:34:47You call me your friend again, and I'm going to have my bullies hold you down when I piss

00:34:50in your mouth.

00:34:52Damn.

00:34:53I got to admit, that's pretty nasty, man.

00:34:55Just do what the man says.

00:34:56Look, look, Tito.

00:34:57When you donated this money to my camp, it was a donation.

00:35:01It's non-refundable.

00:35:01You don't get it back.

00:35:02Do we look like the type of motherfuckers that would give you two million dollars?

00:35:06Do we look like the type of motherfuckers that would give you two million dollars?

00:35:10Tito, you did it again.

00:35:11What?

00:35:12Pete, what I'm saying?

00:35:13Why you got to do that?

00:35:14Look, I just think it sounds more badass coming from the boss.

00:35:17That's some bullshit.

00:35:18Come up with your own shit.

00:35:19I did you guys a favor.

00:35:21You couldn't continue to smuggle your weed across the border.

00:35:24You were having troubles, and you needed my help.

00:35:25And I gave you that help.

00:35:27I also promised you that I would legalize cannabis in this county, and I did.

00:35:31I delivered.

00:35:32Bullshit.

00:35:32I want my cut.

00:35:34All right, all right.

00:35:35Fair enough.

00:35:37What type of cut are we looking at here, Tito?

00:35:38Five million dollars, old man.

00:35:41Five million dollars?

00:35:43Come on, man.

00:35:43You're going to start repeating me, too?

00:35:45That's what I said, isn't it?

00:35:45Five million dollars.

00:35:47Man, I don't have five million dollars, Tito.

00:35:49We know.

00:35:50We talked to the Indian chief down at the casino.

00:35:52You're into them for $270,000.

00:35:55But you will have it once you're cashing your crops on 420.

00:36:00I'm not giving you guys my profit of the 420 crop.

00:36:03We're not just taking commission from your crop.

00:36:06We're taking everyone's.

00:36:08Do you have a problem with that?

00:36:13That's what we thought.

00:36:15You better take real good care of that 420 crop.

00:36:17We'll give you one week to pay up.

00:36:18That's what we thought.

00:36:20You better take good care of that 420 crop.

00:36:23Really?

00:36:24Shit.

00:36:25It's habit, man.

00:36:27We're not fucking around, Edgar.

00:36:29Oh, and by the way, your commercial sucked donkey balls.

00:36:37Where are my dogs at, nigga?

00:36:39You know what I mean?

00:36:39Nigga do what a dog does when a dog doesn't.

00:36:42You know what I mean?

00:36:42I don't give a fuck, nigga.

00:36:44That's what we do.

00:36:45All my dogs.

00:36:49Shit.

00:36:50Our dogs roll when a dog roll.

00:36:53Motherfucker.

00:36:54There was a farmer who had a dog, and Bingo was his name-o.

00:36:59B-I-N-G-O.

00:37:01B-I-N-G-O.

00:37:02B-I-N-G-O.

00:37:04And Bingo was his name-o.

00:37:07There was...

00:37:08Oh, oh.

00:37:09Well, would you look at that.

00:37:11We are being pulled over.

00:37:15We've been pulled over.

00:37:17By the police?

00:37:18That's never happened.

00:37:19Wow, this is so cool.

00:37:21We're actually being pulled over by the police.

00:37:24I'm going to see if I can get an Instagram photo with you.

00:37:25Come on, honey.

00:37:28Hi, officer.

00:37:28How are you today?

00:37:30Nigga, what did you call me?

00:37:31Excuse me?

00:37:33I noticed you got them Florida plates.

00:37:35Yes.

00:37:35I was going to leave you alone, but fuck it.

00:37:37I might as well stand my ground.

00:37:40The fuck out the car.

00:37:40Get the fuck out the car!

00:37:41Out of the car.

00:37:42Come on, honky!

00:37:43Cracker one, cracker two, cracker three, cracker four.

00:37:46Nigga, you smell like mayonnaise.

00:37:47The fuck you get that picnic shirt?

00:37:48All right, the fuck I'm playing with you.

00:37:50No, no, no, no.

00:37:51Don't feel so motherfucking good now, does it?

00:37:54Being out here in this excruciating heat,

00:37:56being examined like this.

00:37:58Shit, my people been going through it for years.

00:38:00How does fish grease in this motherfucker?

00:38:01Guess they just called out the chickens coming home to roost.

00:38:05Hey, that pretty little white girl.

00:38:07How old is she?

00:38:07Twelve.

00:38:08Damn.

00:38:11She's only twelve, fellas.

00:38:13Six more years.

00:38:14There's a little white boy right here.

00:38:16Nigga with a hoodie on.

00:38:17Tell you what, do me a favor.

00:38:18But you eat these motherfucking Skittles.

00:38:21Give me a goddamn reason.

00:38:23I love pulling white folks over.

00:38:26Makes my dick hard.

00:38:29Oh, look at this right here.

00:38:31Pretty little white mama you is.

00:38:33You're pure white.

00:38:35Girl, you like uncut cocaine.

00:38:38Blue magic, bitch.

00:38:40Maybe we can talk about this.

00:38:42Nigga, get your goddamn hands off me.

00:38:44Get to the ground, motherfucker.

00:38:45To the ground now, nigga.

00:38:48Barack Obama, nigga.

00:38:51Yeah, you know.

00:38:52He's so nice now, is it?

00:38:55That's the whole reason why I became the pig.

00:38:57So I can get motherfuckers like you back.

00:38:59Don't buck, nigga.

00:39:00Don't buck.

00:39:01You don't even look like you like pussy.

00:39:03I bet you ain't gonna lose your secret, nigga.

00:39:06What?

00:39:07OJ didn't do it, man.

00:39:08It was me.

00:39:13So can I get the Instagram photo now, or mom, or later?

00:39:16They're trying to take our profits from this year's 420 crop.

00:39:35A cartel.

00:39:37I mean, a drug cartel.

00:39:39That's who, right?

00:39:41I left school because of this.

00:39:43Are you crazy?

00:39:45Don't answer that.

00:39:46I know you're crazy.

00:39:47Hang on, man.

00:39:48This is what I've been trying to tell you.

00:39:50The weed market has become much more competitive.

00:39:52These guys are younger.

00:39:53They've gone to college.

00:39:54I can't keep up with them.

00:39:56This is why I did the commercials.

00:39:57Why I hired the military to guard the crops.

00:39:59To guard me.

00:40:01To guard you?

00:40:02From who?

00:40:03The IRS, for one.

00:40:04Have you ever seen these guys?

00:40:06They're savages in suits.

00:40:08And of course, then there's a...

00:40:10I'm sorry.

00:40:12I didn't hear what you said.

00:40:14Dad?

00:40:15Tito the Terrible!

00:40:17Tito the Terrible.

00:40:19That's who you borrowed money from.

00:40:20Yes.

00:40:22Look, it's not like I'm actually going to give him the money.

00:40:24Once we harvest this crop, boom, we are out of here on a Learjet, baby.

00:40:30Dad, you can't leave.

00:40:32You're the mayor.

00:40:33Do you know how the last mayor resigned?

00:40:35How?

00:40:36Via text from Guam.

00:40:40I can't believe...

00:40:41Look, I'm thinking Bangkok.

00:40:43How can you go wrong with a place that has those two words in its title?

00:40:47Bang and cock.

00:40:48Come on.

00:40:49Oh, shit.

00:40:50It looks like you had a little accident with your crops.

00:41:05Tough break.

00:41:06You better take my deal.

00:41:09Oh, and by the way, I bought out your Mercs.

00:41:12It worked for me now.

00:41:14Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:41:23That little piece of shit, Tito.

00:41:25This was never about the money or the crops.

00:41:28This is about him trying to move me out.

00:41:30Move the whole town out.

00:41:32What are we going to do now?

00:41:33Well, look, he succeeded.

00:41:35All right, Khosla, we've got to get out of here now.

00:41:38Pack lightly. Come on, let's go.

00:41:42I think it's time to tell him.

00:41:43Jane, no. Dad will fuck this up. I promise you.

00:41:47Okay? This is our only hope right now.

00:41:55Hang on a second. Girls, what the hell are you doing here?

00:41:57Come on, let's go. We've got to get out of here.

00:41:59We're not leaving.

00:42:00What are you talking about?

00:42:01I've got Uncle Billy, Uncle Alec, and Uncle Stephen on hold.

00:42:03Which one do you want to stay with?

00:42:04Dad, we have an idea.

00:42:05The girls have a big plan. Hang on a minute, I'll call you back.

00:42:08What is it?

00:42:09Something big.

00:42:25It's brilliant!

00:42:27Whose idea was it?

00:42:28Mine.

00:42:28She came up with the idea, but I turned the THC into liquid form.

00:42:33And a great job you did, Mary. Thank you.

00:42:37Girls, this could be worth billions!

00:42:40But in order to make that happen, we need you to resume your office as mayor and get a bill passed so that we can sell these.

00:42:48Think about it, Daddy.

00:42:49Think about it, Daddy.

00:42:50No more farming.

00:42:51This is our future.

00:42:53It's that smoke that gets you high.

00:42:57It's that thing that gets you right.

00:43:00All right, everybody, let's get this party started, all right?

00:43:03Let's call it to order.

00:43:05Darling, look, buy some new batteries, throw on that little red number I like so much, and I'll be here in about 45 minutes.

00:43:11All right, ladies and gentlemen, what is the first order of business?

00:43:16Uh, the first order is talking about-

00:43:18Just a minute, uh, I'm sorry.

00:43:19Ruth?

00:43:20Hold on, this is the best part.

00:43:24Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

00:43:54We don't need to talk about pesticides.

00:43:56Sit the fuck down, have another cocktail.

00:43:58Next piece of business.

00:43:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:44:00Ed, Ed, what the hell are you doing?

00:44:04Don't bogart the joint, my friend, okay?

00:44:06It's puff, puff, pass.

00:44:08Puff, puff, pass.

00:44:09You're fucking on my rotation here, Ed.

00:44:11Go.

00:44:12There ain't about one thing to talk about at this meeting.

00:44:14The town death.

00:44:15Well, that's an interesting subject.

00:44:19Let me see if I have in my notes here.

00:44:22Anything else anyone would like to talk about?

00:44:24The town is $50 million in debt.

00:44:26How can that be?

00:44:27We paid double the taxes of normal middle class,

00:44:30and that's not including the taxes we all pay for growing our crops.

00:44:33We all want to know the same thing, Mayor.

00:44:35Where's the town's money?

00:44:36Yeah.

00:44:37These are very interesting and stimulating facts.

00:44:40I do not have that in my notes right now,

00:44:42so I suggest we adjourn the meeting,

00:44:44and I'll go home and take a look until next time.

00:44:46Where is the money, Mayor?

00:44:49All right, all right, listen.

00:44:51Your money is right where it needs to be.

00:44:54Hard at work and taking care of all the needs of this township.

00:44:58Now listen, I've been mayor here for eight years.

00:45:01I've made every single one of you rich.

00:45:03This is the thanks I get?

00:45:05What happens when the government comes around seizing our four Tony crops?

00:45:08Who said anything like that?

00:45:10It's already happened in other counties.

00:45:12Well, I can promise you this.

00:45:13The government is the last person you need to worry about.

00:45:16Now everybody, sit the fuck down.

00:45:18For the record, the government isn't a person.

00:45:24It's a group of motherfuckers.

00:45:26So what?

00:45:34Yeah.

00:45:36Check.

00:45:36It's working, not a fuck.

00:45:38Yo, check.

00:45:49Check.

00:45:49Yo, it works, bro.

00:45:51Why you tripping?

00:45:54Give me the fucking mic.

00:45:55I can't reach it.

00:45:56Oh, well, that's all you got to say, my man.

00:45:58Oh, shit.

00:46:17Like I was saying, you all have been paying taxes to this town to protect your right to grow weed.

00:46:23That money is supposed to go to the government, but it hasn't.

00:46:27It went to the Indian casino.

00:46:29Isn't that right, Edgar?

00:46:30That is a complete and utter fabrication, ladies and gentlemen.

00:46:35Well, not all the fucking money went to the casino.

00:46:37Jesus Christ, Tito.

00:46:38Well, people of Humboldt County, I am here to save the day.

00:46:42I bought the marker to the town's debt.

00:46:44That means that you all owe me.

00:46:47And a piece of your 420 crop will probably just be enough to pay off the debt.

00:46:52And what if we say no, Tito?

00:46:54Then just maybe there might be another fire like the one that happened to the mayor.

00:47:00Don't fuck with me.

00:47:02I will burn all of you off your land.

00:47:05I will go through you like shit goes through a goose.

00:47:07I will kill your family, your doctors, your lawyers, your mailmen.

00:47:12I will kill you all just because I can.

00:47:16And I won't stop until you have nothing.

00:47:19And then I will kill you too.

00:47:21Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

00:47:23God damn, Tito.

00:47:24You a crazy little motherfucker.

00:47:26Do something, Edgar J.

00:47:28This was never about short-term money, wasn't it, Tito?

00:47:32You wanted the whole pie all to yourself, you fucking little scumbag.

00:47:36Yeah, and it keeps me clean.

00:47:40And I believe that this town could use a new mayor.

00:47:43So let's put it to a vote.

00:47:45Everybody in favor of Tito the Terrible being the highest paid man in Humboldt County.

00:47:51You have an enormous cock!

00:48:04That's why I'm bow-legged.

00:48:06How?

00:48:08How?

00:48:08No, how!

00:48:11How?

00:48:12Chief!

00:48:13How the hell you sell me out to a little piece of shit, Tito?

00:48:16Oh, that!

00:48:17Well, that, Mark Edgar J.

00:48:20Time's up.

00:48:21You never paid it back.

00:48:23I can't live off bullshit markers, Mayor.

00:48:26But when Tito came to me with an offer that I simply could not refuse,

00:48:30he bought the marker.

00:48:33Hell, you're lucky you're not buried in one of them pot fields out there.

00:48:37Or I didn't cut off both your legs.

00:48:40And why is that?

00:48:42Because I still like you.

00:48:45I still think of you as a friend.

00:48:48Man, I told you I had everything straight.

00:48:50I was going to pay you back the whole nut plus the vig.

00:48:52I can't live off your bullshit promises either, Mayor.

00:48:55Bro, he's trying to take over the whole town.

00:48:59Wow.

00:49:00Not my problem.

00:49:01Your problem.

00:49:03That's how.

00:49:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:49:07I'm glad you think it's funny.

00:49:10Douchebag.

00:49:14Shit.

00:49:16Oh, shit.

00:49:19Damn, I hate when that happens.

00:49:21All right, look, girls, how long is it going to take for this thing to be ready?

00:49:23Dad, these things take time.

00:49:24Well, time is something that we don't have, dear.

00:49:26The entire town is pissed at me right now.

00:49:28Whose fault is that?

00:49:29We're a family, honey.

00:49:31We share the blame.

00:49:33Really, Dad?

00:49:34This is our newest strain.

00:49:36Tell them what we're going to call it.

00:49:39Blue dragon.

00:49:40It's brilliant.

00:49:41It's fucking brilliant.

00:49:42Watch your mouth, Jane.

00:49:43Sorry, Daddy.

00:49:44I'll tell you what, though.

00:49:47It is fucking brilliant.

00:49:50How, Mary?

00:49:51How, how, how?

00:49:51It took God five days to create the earth.

00:49:53It only takes seconds to create the green earth.

00:49:55But we still have to test it.

00:49:57Test it?

00:49:58How are we going to test it?

00:49:59Bring out the gimp.

00:50:01The gimp?

00:50:02What the fuck is it?

00:50:04Watch your language, Riffy.

00:50:06Sorry, Mayor.

00:50:07What the fuck is this?

00:50:09This is the new shit.

00:50:11Guaranteed to get you high.

00:50:12You killed Riffy Amy.

00:50:22Dad, she's not dead.

00:50:23But if those THC levels are high enough to knock Riffy Amy on her ass, they are too high.

00:50:27Let me give you the lowdown on Riffy Amy.

00:50:32She was like the fucking Terminator of drugs.

00:50:36This case can sound funny.

00:50:38Can I have some more, though?

00:50:41You want some more?

00:50:43Yeah.

00:50:44Please?

00:50:44I mean, she consumed them like, wait, what's that guy's name?

00:50:47The one who did the Silver Surfer?

00:50:49Galactus.

00:50:50More.

00:50:51Yeah, how Galactus consumed universes.

00:50:54Yeah, him.

00:50:56Fucking Riffy Amy consumed more drugs than that guy.

00:51:02You got anything stronger?

00:51:03Yeah, nothing.

00:51:16If I gotta cut this bitch up and start bagging body parts again, I'm calling Ruth.

00:51:23No.

00:51:23I saw my whole life flash before my eyes.

00:51:29Is this the future?

00:51:31I told you.

00:51:34Oh my God.

00:51:35I'm calling the U.S. Patent Office.

00:51:38Amy.

00:51:38Riffy.

00:51:40Riffy.

00:51:41Riffy.

00:51:41Nothing.

00:51:51I didn't really leave school.

00:51:56I got kicked out.

00:51:57What did you do?

00:52:00Something stupid.

00:52:03Okay.

00:52:04You did something stupid.

00:52:06I gotta hear this.

00:52:08I pissed in the Dean's Scotch.

00:52:10What?

00:52:11Mary, why?

00:52:14I wanted to get into this sorority and these girls didn't like me.

00:52:20They thought I was too country.

00:52:21One of the girls laid a dare on me.

00:52:24To piss in the Dean's Scotch.

00:52:26Yep.

00:52:27Because of the shame it would have caused on campus, the Dean offered me a deal.

00:52:32Leave school and Dad would never have to know about it.

00:52:36Holy shit.

00:52:37You pissed in the Dean's Scotch.

00:52:42Good thing he didn't drink it.

00:52:44Actually, he did.

00:52:46No, Mary!

00:52:48Well, if your old Scotch and piss don't really mix well.

00:52:54Jane.

00:52:55Yeah?

00:52:57The blunt worked on Amy.

00:52:59How do we know it's going to work on anyone else?

00:53:02It's the only one way to find out.

00:53:05How?

00:53:07You devil.

00:53:19Forget this.

00:53:24I'm out.

00:53:25Mary, we got this.

00:53:26This is the same old scene.

00:53:28Will you relax?

00:53:29We're not here so far as we're here for business.

00:53:32Look, I'm going to go find the family and Boogie.

00:53:34You, chill out.

00:53:35Wait.

00:53:36Don't leave me.

00:53:38Oh.

00:53:39Oh, God.

00:53:50Oh, God.

00:53:51Hi.

00:53:53Hi.

00:53:54Um, do you want me out?

00:53:58Are you Jimmy Smith?

00:54:00Oh, yeah.

00:54:00Oh, my God.

00:54:02I used to babysit you.

00:54:04Oh, my God.

00:54:05It's been such a long time.

00:54:06Don't touch me.

00:54:07God.

00:54:07Jimmy, get out of here.

00:54:08Scram.

00:54:09Are you sure?

00:54:10I'm fucking serious.

00:54:13What?

00:54:14Man, I got this gas right here from bumping into a glass table while I'm stoned out of my mind,

00:54:21man.

00:54:21Check this.

00:54:22I got that beat.

00:54:25I got this when I was high on PCP.

00:54:28I carved my own self up, figured I was carving a turkey to make a turkey sandwich.

00:54:35Damn!

00:54:38Oh, what up, Jane?

00:54:41Damn, you're looking fine as fine could look.

00:54:45Okay, One Chain.

00:54:46I need you over here.

00:54:47You don't want to follow you anywhere, Jane.

00:54:49Okay, over here will do just fine.

00:54:51All right, remember, first hit is free, $25 after.

00:54:55$25?

00:54:56Don't you think that's a little high?

00:54:58They want to get high, they better be ready to pay high prices.

00:55:01$25 a hit.

00:55:02All right, good luck.

00:55:03Got it.

00:55:05One day, I'm going to marry that woman.

00:55:07She got a sister?

00:55:09Yeah, she got a sister.

00:55:11Hey, why the stone across the street?

00:55:13Why?

00:55:14Because his dealer was on the other side.

00:55:17Come on, man.

00:55:18Who's ready to get a serious high on?

00:55:19You got to check this.

00:55:25Mary.

00:55:27Kurt.

00:55:29Wow.

00:55:30Wow, it's been a few years.

00:55:32Yeah.

00:55:34So are you home from school or?

00:55:36Just for a little while.

00:55:38I'm not staying.

00:55:39What are you drinking?

00:55:41I'm not sure, actually.

00:55:42Here, well, let me get you a real drink.

00:55:51Yeah.

00:55:59What are you doing?

00:56:00Amy?

00:56:00Nothing?

00:56:02Um, hey, Jane.

00:56:04So good to see you here.

00:56:05God, no one at this party has any good smoke.

00:56:08Did you bring it?

00:56:09It's right here.

00:56:10There's three cartridges so you can give, like, 10, 15 people a hit off of just one electronic

00:56:15blunt.

00:56:15This is so fucking awesome.

00:56:17Makes me so excited.

00:56:19I could just, like, touch my sofa.

00:56:20Amy, no.

00:56:21Stop it.

00:56:23Seriously.

00:56:24All right.

00:56:25Hey, hey, hey.

00:56:26Customers only, Mufi, Amy.

00:56:28Remember?

00:56:28Never get high off your own shit.

00:56:30Actually, it's don't get high on your own supply.

00:56:33Scarface.

00:56:34Whatever.

00:56:35You know what to do.

00:56:36Okay?

00:56:36I'm on it.

00:56:38About to get this whole party super size high.

00:56:43Okay.

00:56:47What is it?

00:56:48Oh, it looks like the city changed you a little bit.

00:56:52Really?

00:56:54Apparently not enough.

00:56:56I'm still at this shitty party.

00:56:59How many times have we relived this scene?

00:57:01Yeah, I know, right?

00:57:02It's pretty much exactly the same, except we're not making out in the closet.

00:57:08So, I heard you were on a backpacking trip.

00:57:12Yeah.

00:57:13Well, after you broke up with me, I did a little traveling.

00:57:16Really?

00:57:17You?

00:57:18Yes, me.

00:57:20Went all over the state.

00:57:21I'm back now.

00:57:22Wow.

00:57:23You're like an international jet setter.

00:57:25Yeah.

00:57:28Here, let me get you some more of this.

00:57:29Oh, you know what?

00:57:31No, I'm fine.

00:57:33But I would like a hit of this.

00:57:44Dude, this party blows.

00:57:47There's no good weed here or pretty big.

00:57:49I told you.

00:57:49I told you we should have gone to my sister's baby shower.

00:57:52They had good weed there.

00:57:53Plus, there are a few other hot moms.

00:57:55Sometimes you can see a few of them breastfeeding.

00:57:58Breast milk is the best milk ever.

00:58:01Hey, you guys want to get high?

00:58:07We're already high.

00:58:08I mean, really high.

00:58:10Get out of here, roofie Amy.

00:58:11What the fuck?

00:58:12You heard me.

00:58:13I know you're the one going around telling people I had sexual relations with a sheep.

00:58:16All right.

00:58:18I said a few things.

00:58:19I said them to a few people about what I saw.

00:58:21I was giving that sheep CPR.

00:58:23That's all.

00:58:24Ha, that's not what it looked like to me.

00:58:27But hey, if you weren't bumping on please with that goat.

00:58:29It was a sheep.

00:58:31If you were giving that sheep CPR, you were doing it from the wrong end.

00:58:36And not to mention that time you slipped a date rape pill in my drink.

00:58:39Uh, several, if I recall.

00:58:42What do you want?

00:58:43State your business, roofie Amy.

00:58:44I already did.

00:58:45I asked if you guys want to get high.

00:58:49Best on the planet, guys.

00:58:50This whole town has good weed.

00:58:53We all have good weed.

00:58:56But have you ever smoked it like this?

00:59:02Well, well, well.

00:59:04What do we have here?

00:59:07Smells like weed in here.

00:59:08I need my weed.

00:59:10I need to get fucked up.

00:59:11That's going to get me on my level.

00:59:13Man, most definitely.

00:59:14You got to get fucked up.

00:59:15I'm always on my level.

00:59:17Hey, Riff Rive.

00:59:19Welcome.

00:59:19You know, I think I have just what you're looking for.

00:59:24What's it?

00:59:25Let me show you.

00:59:26Hold on, man.

00:59:33What the hell is this thing?

00:59:35We call it the Blue Dragon.

00:59:36Yeah, I don't even smell anything like weed.

00:59:47Yeah, that's correct.

00:59:51It's odorless scent is off of Indica Dom.

00:59:54Here, try it.

00:59:55Touch, taste, bring you in.

01:00:10Oh, I feel...

01:00:11I feel blessed.

01:00:14I know it.

01:00:17Right?

01:00:17So, this is what you've been doing at school?

01:00:21Well, yeah.

01:00:22Yeah, me and Jane.

01:00:23I mean, I worked on the formula from school, but Jane built and designed it.

01:00:28Is she still hanging me?

01:00:29Jane?

01:00:30Yeah.

01:00:31Oh, okay, let's go.

01:00:33Oh, oh, Kurt, um...

01:00:37God damn it, fuck it.

01:00:42Oh, man.

01:00:46Feels like my face is melting like I'm Raiders of the Lost Ark or something.

01:00:51I know, right?

01:00:53Wait, I've never seen Raiders of the Lost Ark.

01:00:57Wait a second.

01:00:58You ain't never seen Raiders of the Lost Ark with Indiana Jones?

01:01:02Man, it's a fucking classic.

01:01:03What are you talking about?

01:01:04Hey, you know this guy?

01:01:09I'll tell you what.

01:01:10It's guys like that that can give film a bad name.

01:01:14I need some more of this right here.

01:01:22Now I need some more of that good stuff.

01:01:26That'll be 25 bucks?

01:01:2725 bucks?

01:01:28For me?

01:01:29Dang, you're a hustler.

01:01:31I like it, though.

01:01:32I might do something with you.

01:01:35This all sounds crazy.

01:01:37You're up to one of your tricks.

01:01:39No, I'm not, Tito.

01:01:41An electronic blunt?

01:01:42Yeah, man, I'm telling you, my daughter's invented it.

01:01:45I'm willing to make you guys partners on it, but you've got to eliminate this marker.

01:01:50Look, man.

01:01:51I don't want the town to have to pay my debt, okay?

01:01:54What do you say?

01:01:56Deal?

01:01:56Didn't you just go to the bathroom?

01:02:06And Tito never washes his hands.

01:02:08Oh, man.

01:02:10You better bitch.

01:02:11Let's get Tito up.

01:02:14Let's get Tito up.

01:02:15Let's get Tito up.

01:02:16Let's get Tito up.

01:02:17Let's get Tito up.

01:02:18Let's pull up.

01:02:19Like, turn now for what?

01:02:20I want to dance for a turk like the actor.

01:02:22Hella think I've been in danger, drinking my cup.

01:02:23They're choosing me.

01:02:24Tell them I'm lined up.

01:02:25Off a cup of bottles so you know I'm Tito up.

01:02:27Yeah, we can take it to the floor.

01:02:28What a BIP.

01:02:29Better check your girl, cause you're choosing me.

01:02:30She want to get ripped at the crib of me.

01:02:32She begging me, try to come home, me.

01:02:34See, girls just want to have fun with me.

01:02:36They can all get sun.

01:02:37Go low, go low, go low, go low.

01:02:40If you're sexy, put your hands up, put your hands up.

01:02:44Sexy, put your glass up, put your glass up.

01:02:47Shake, which mama gave you, shake, which mama gave you.

01:02:51Yeah, that's right, that's right.

01:02:53Y'all niggas love my shit.

01:02:58I'm sorry about that.

01:03:02I, uh...

01:03:07Dude, I'm a total Uncle Tom.

01:03:09I make Cuba Gooden Jr. look like Malcolm X.

01:03:13Woo!

01:03:14All right!

01:03:15Yeah!

01:03:16Ha!

01:03:17It's like breaking bad up in this bitch.

01:03:20Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

01:03:22Woo!

01:03:23Dude!

01:03:24Turn the cameras on.

01:03:25Yeah.

01:03:25I'm finna act up.

01:03:26Turn the cameras on.

01:03:27I'm finna act up.

01:03:28Right.

01:03:29Turn the cameras on.

01:03:30It's about to be a show.

01:03:31Now what's about to happen?

01:03:32You already know.

01:03:33I'm turning up.

01:03:34All night.

01:03:35Turning up.

01:03:36All night.

01:03:36Cups in the air.

01:03:37Turn it up.

01:03:38All night.

01:03:39Turn it up.

01:03:39All night.

01:03:40Turn it up.

01:03:41All night.

01:03:41We only here once.

01:03:43Let go and then fight.

01:03:44The turn up is real.

01:03:45Yeah, the turn up is real.

01:03:46You wanna twerk to the drum, baby.

01:03:48Do what you feel.

01:03:49Yo, the turn up is real.

01:03:50Yeah, the turn up is real.

01:03:51You wanna take something off, girl?

01:03:53Do what you feel.

01:03:54Ayo, bottles with the sparklers.

01:03:56Watermelon, jello shots.

01:03:57Shorty red.

01:03:57The red bottom.

01:03:58Watch how she let it drop.

01:03:59All my niggas in the back.

01:04:01Throwing up them hundred racks.

01:04:02You can run with me on my own, baby.

01:04:03You can run with that.

01:04:04Hold up, wait.

01:04:05Excuse my bluntness.

01:04:07Life is short and I ain't got time to front shit.

01:04:09I'm trying to close deals and build an empire.

01:04:12Before global warming, my temperature been fire.

01:04:14If it's bottle after bottle or motto after motto, go hard or go home is my motherfucking motto.

01:04:19Every night I get it in, baby.

01:04:21You know what I do.

01:04:21Tell your friends to bring friends so we can do what we do.

01:04:24Turn the cameras on.

01:04:25Turn the cameras on.

01:04:28That was nice.

01:04:31It was unexpected, but nice.

01:04:35Yeah.

01:04:36Yeah, that was.

01:04:37God, I missed you, Mary.

01:04:38Kurt.

01:04:41Look, I don't want to confuse things.

01:04:44I mean, I know we just had sex in a closet, but I'm not trying to relive any high school memory.

01:04:50I mean, okay, I'm all about my business.

01:04:55Okay.

01:04:56Yeah, I mean, since you're all about the business, how's it work?

01:05:00Oh, the blunt?

01:05:02I mean, it's just basic THC that we would turn in a liquid form.

01:05:06Cool.

01:05:07Yeah, can I see it?

01:05:09You want to see the formula?

01:05:11Yeah, yeah.

01:05:11Yeah?

01:05:11I'll see the formula.

01:05:12Okay.

01:05:18Look.

01:05:20This is how we turn the THC into liquid form.

01:05:23We're higher than the stars flying.

01:05:27Limitates your tension.

01:05:28Limitates your tension.

01:05:29So high.

01:05:30Limitates your tension.

01:05:31I want to death to death.

01:05:32Fire.

01:05:33Limitates your tension.

01:05:34Limitates your tension.

01:05:35So high.

01:05:36Limitates your tension.

01:05:37It's raising, we're rising, it's higher, so high

01:05:41It's raising, we're rising, rising higher, so high

01:05:44It's raising, we're rising, rising higher, so high

01:05:47So high, so high, so high, so high

01:05:49Higher, it's time to jump, I'ma make you lose control

01:05:53I'm going overdone, wanna see you hit the flow

01:05:56I'ma lose control, it's like the song is for

01:05:59And if you ain't open enough, gonna sit some more

01:06:02You're not just like an angel, look, and we try different angles

01:06:04Like I'm a secret Britney, no lover that we can't

01:06:07Fuck on on in here

01:06:14I done broke up your little white party, hadn't I?

01:06:18And you know what, I can do that

01:06:19Because I's the boss

01:06:21I run this motherfucking town

01:06:23Nigga, I know you

01:06:26You, you was the motherfucker in that movie, my favorite movie

01:06:30Nigga, you good

01:06:31And what the fuck is that?

01:06:34Fuckin' look like a white roach

01:06:36You white motherfuckers kill me

01:06:37You love our swagger

01:06:39You love our music, the way we talk, the way we walk, the way we dance

01:06:42But you don't give niggas residuals

01:06:43Mm-hmm

01:06:44I know what's going on here

01:06:46Y'all fit in the plot of demise

01:06:48They're tryin' to bring niggas back

01:06:50Reinstate slavery, hold a nigga down

01:06:53And whatever them bumps is on your face

01:06:55Nigga remove that

01:06:56Hey bro

01:06:59You alright?

01:07:01You good?

01:07:03They're tryin' to hold you here against they will, ain't they?

01:07:05I get it, you can't talk

01:07:07Let's work out a signal

01:07:08Nigga, tap dance in place and jazz hands three times

01:07:11How the fuck do you look like Sherman Klump?

01:07:13No way, these are my boys

01:07:16Oh, they done turntin' nigga

01:07:19Take your hat off in the house

01:07:20Nigga, it's gonna be alright

01:07:22Come here, nigga

01:07:23It's gonna be alright

01:07:25It's gonna be alright

01:07:27Nigga, what the fuck you puttin' in this?

01:07:29Shit smell like neck bones and chitlins

01:07:31Come on, you're not gonna really shut down this party with all of this snow

01:07:36You wanna come strip search me, officer?

01:07:49Unit 78, I ain't gonna be able to help you on that murder call

01:07:52Got some pussy to tend to

01:07:55And this girl got ass

01:07:57Two in the stink and one in the pink

01:08:00Uh, good luck

01:08:02Stay strong, nigga

01:08:06And cut that shit off your head

01:08:08That afro look like the hell on my dick

01:08:14Party on, bros!

01:08:16Let's do it, B-I-G

01:08:18It go all out tonight

01:08:20Druck as a B-I-T-C-H

01:08:22High as a kite

01:08:24Double cuppa

01:08:26That O-I-L-20

01:08:28When the hell's a product

01:08:30Spry!

01:08:32Rollin' on, it's D-H-I-Z

01:08:34Got me feelin' right

01:08:36Wild, I'm goin'

01:08:38Wild, I be goin'

01:08:40Wild, I be goin'

01:08:42Wild, I be qualin'

01:08:44Wild, I be able

01:08:46Wild, i be...

01:08:48Yeah, God

01:08:50Party, party, party, hey

01:08:52Walkin' it with all my niggas

01:08:54Are you having?

01:09:00I'll never leave home without my son Richard

01:09:03Do you see that?

01:09:10Don't mind me guys

01:09:12Be done in a minute

01:09:22Hey, hey, stop the music, stop the music, come on

01:09:28Did somebody leave a baby in a stroller?

01:09:30What the fuck?

01:09:32What's going on?

01:09:34Where's all the teen sex and violence?

01:09:36Man, seriously Tito?

01:09:38You got some issues, homie

01:09:40We don't want violence, we need peace

01:09:42But there's plenty of love, come on little man

01:09:44Oh!

01:09:46Do I have your attention now?

01:09:50Yeah, you feeling the love now, bitch?

01:09:52Swayze

01:09:54Damn, Swayze

01:09:55What's up, baby?

01:09:56What's up, man?

01:09:57Yo, what you doing out here?

01:09:58You know, I heard they got some fire-ass weed in here

01:10:00So we just stopped by, swing through, get a couple smokey smokes

01:10:03You know, eat some snacks

01:10:05Cool, cool

01:10:06What you in here? What you doing in here?

01:10:08Man, look, I took a break from music for a little bit

01:10:09You know what I'm saying?

01:10:10I had the kid and I can't drink no more crew in that line

01:10:12I'm gonna shoot somebody

01:10:13So now I'm with Tito in the game, man

01:10:15Living that simple life

01:10:16Alright, alright, alright

01:10:17Well, hey man, we're about to head out, man

01:10:19I heard Jenny Firestone gonna party down the street, man

01:10:21Caramel apples

01:10:22So I don't know if you wanna go with me, man

01:10:24They got the bonfire, the kegger, the breaking TVs

01:10:27That sound perfect, man

01:10:28Let's get out of here, bro

01:10:29Let's get out of here, man

01:10:30Wait, what are you doing?

01:10:32Yo, Tito

01:10:33Man, I'm tired of working for your little ass

01:10:35You don't offer no benefits

01:10:36And you lazy as hell on your little stroller

01:10:39Smoke control thing you got going on anyway

01:10:41Bitch, I just did five hours of Tybo

01:10:43Yeah, okay

01:10:45Yeah, stop, bitch

01:10:47Okay, I'm stepping

01:10:49I'm tired of being the only black dude in this movie anyway

01:10:53Ain't that a bitch?

01:10:55That's the last time I hired a wannabe rapper

01:10:57To be one of my henchmen

01:10:59Shit sucked anyway

01:11:00Alright, listen up

01:11:02Some of your stoner pricks are employed by me

01:11:04And you're supposed to be up in this bitch selling my shit

01:11:07But I don't see any transactions going on

01:11:11You three, stop!

01:11:13Kurt

01:11:15Hey, Tito

01:11:16Where you two think you're going?

01:11:18You and the mayor's daughter

01:11:21Nice

01:11:22Wait a minute, you know this little piece of shit?

01:11:25Know me?

01:11:26He's our main bitch

01:11:28We own his ass

01:11:29Ain't that right, bitch?

01:11:31Kurt?

01:11:32Yeah, remember I said I was traveling across the country?

01:11:36Well, he was traveling across country for me

01:11:39You were his mule?

01:11:42Come over here

01:11:45Kurt

01:11:47Come over here

01:11:53By the way

01:11:55We know about your electronic bond

01:11:57And we know that it's worth billions?

01:12:02That's why we had Kurt here get close to you so that you can't

01:12:05I get it!

01:12:06Can you stop talking?

01:12:08Next time I tell you shit is shit

01:12:10Listen to me

01:12:11Jane

01:12:12Everything's cool beans, okay?

01:12:14Half is under control

01:12:15You piece of shit!

01:12:19Where's the blunt, too?

01:12:21Nice

01:12:23I see what you've become

01:12:26Tito's bitch

01:12:28Hey

01:12:29I got busted with over three pounds of pot

01:12:32Tito saved me

01:12:33I owe him

01:12:34Big bucks

01:12:36Fucking kill him!

01:12:39Mary

01:12:41Mary

01:12:42Her sister Jane

01:12:43Along with Rufy Amy

01:12:44Boogie

01:12:45Were selling hits

01:12:46Up those awesome electronic ones

01:12:48Twenty-five dollars a pot

01:12:50Twenty-five bucks a hit?

01:12:53That must be some bomb ass shit

01:12:55It's the best

01:12:56How'd you find out about it anyway?

01:12:58Wouldn't you like to know?

01:13:02I fucking hate when you ask someone something and they say wouldn't you like to know

01:13:06Yes!

01:13:07I want to know!

01:13:08How did you find out about it?

01:13:10Come!

01:13:16Dad

01:13:17Everything's under control

01:13:19Just... let him have the blunt

01:13:22Daddy, you told him?

01:13:23I knew you would sell us out

01:13:25It was the only way I could save the town

01:13:28Now, give him the formula and the blunt

01:13:31And he'll wipe the marker clear

01:13:33Dad, do you really believe them?

01:13:35You're more screwed up than I thought

01:13:37Wait a second

01:13:38You're calling me a screw up?

01:13:40Enough of this family reality bullshit

01:13:42Shut up, Tito!

01:13:46Let me tell you something

01:13:47You don't think I know you got kicked out of school?

01:13:49Who told you, Jane?

01:13:50I didn't say shit

01:13:51Well, how else would he know?

01:13:52You pissed Nadine's scotch and you don't think I'm gonna hear about it?

01:13:55Look, Mary, I know those girls hazed you into doing it

01:13:58They are not your family

01:14:00The people of this town

01:14:04They are your family

01:14:06You're an asshole, Audrey Jay

01:14:08But we stand behind our people

01:14:10As all asshole families should, my friend

01:14:12Thank you

01:14:13What the fuck is this? A town meeting?

01:14:15No, this is a town coming together to kick your little ass out

01:14:19So you were planning to double-cross me the whole time?

01:14:21I'm a politician, Tito

01:14:23Of course I was gonna double-cross you

01:14:25Hey!

01:14:26The fuck going on out here?

01:14:28Oh shit

01:14:30Goddamn

01:14:32I see shit about to get real in here

01:14:34Between the army reserve and the midget mafia

01:14:36Shit about to pop

01:14:38Alright, look, I ain't got the time for this

01:14:39I'm gonna go back inside and be my white snow bunny

01:14:41What's up, midget nigga?

01:14:42You know you and my dick are the same width

01:14:44I gotta go

01:14:46Get back to my white snow bunny

01:14:47Pop

01:14:48The pussy pussy

01:14:49Pop

01:14:50Pussy

01:14:51Pop

01:14:52Pussy

01:14:53Pussy

01:14:54Pop

01:14:55And by the way

01:14:56Don't get it confused

01:14:57I'm better than this

01:14:58But I couldn't show it

01:15:00It's too cold in there

01:15:01I ain't gonna be the first nigga

01:15:02To fuck up the rumor

01:15:03You're a nasty fucker

01:15:04Pop

01:15:05Pussy

01:15:06Pop

01:15:07Pop

01:15:08Pop

01:15:09Give me the code for the phone

01:15:13So I can get the formula

01:15:19Alright.

01:15:22I'm sorry, honey.

01:15:26Me too, Dad.

01:15:38Oh, that's unexpected and well played, I might add.

01:15:45Well, as you can see,

01:15:48everything went well.

01:15:50We sold our electronic blunt and we made millions.

01:15:53But you left out the part about Tito's older brother

01:15:55that was headed to the town to get revenge.

01:15:57Jane, that's a story for another time.

01:16:00Introducing the all-new Blue Dragon electronic blunt.

01:16:09And cut.

01:16:11That was beautiful.

01:16:12One more, just for safety.

01:16:14And more energy this time.

01:16:16More energy.

01:16:17Introducing the all-new Blue Dragon electronic blunt, baby.

01:16:24Yeah.

01:16:25And cut.

01:16:26Let's go one more real quick.

01:16:28And it's like beef it up.

01:16:30I can really tell it.

01:16:31Yeah.

01:16:32Yeah.

01:16:33No, I got it.

01:16:34I got it.

01:16:35Introducing the all-new Blue Dragon electronic blunt.

01:16:39Imagine jamming this much freaking butt into this little freaking thing right here, man.

01:16:43You can get fucked up.

01:16:44I'm a motherfucking jug of the heart.

01:16:45Okay, uh...

01:16:46Just keep hitting the bitch, man.

01:16:47I'm telling you, it's all good.

01:16:48Can we get somebody at A?

01:16:49I got the raw materials and the formula to create these T.A.T. crystals that be formin' up, formin' good.

01:16:51I got the ingredients and the recipe, you can call me THC, the Hemp Chemist.

01:16:56I got the facility, also the capability to generate living things that stimulates instability.

01:16:57We'll get somebody at A?

01:16:58We'll get somebody at A?

01:16:59I got the raw materials and the formula to create these T.A.T. crystals that be formin'

01:17:03up, formin' good.

01:17:04I got the ingredients and the recipe, you can call me THC, the Hemp Chemist.

01:17:09I got the raw materials and the formula to create these T.A.T. crystals that be formin'

01:17:14up, formin' good.

01:17:15I got the ingredients and the recipe, you can call me THC, the Hemp Chemist.

01:17:20I got the facility, also the capability to generate living things that stimulates instability.

01:17:27Initiate photosynthesis.

01:17:29Initiate progress.

01:17:30Nigga, we engineering trees.

01:17:32I got the facility, also the capability to generate living things that stimulates instability.

01:17:38Initiate photosynthesis.

01:17:40Nigga, we engineering trees.

01:17:43For years, the secret society has attempted to steal my Super Bowl formula.

01:17:49But they will never have it.

01:17:52Only I know the missing algorithm.

01:17:55All of the combinations are nearly imitation.

01:17:59The precise chromosome sequence essential for synthesis is mine.

01:18:08The process is from the beginning.

01:18:09The case was written by a bunch of people who write them down in the background.

01:18:11The next 10 days later, I'm going M.I.T. in high.

01:18:12I was gonna run.

01:18:13I'm going M.I.T.

01:18:15I'm going M.I.T.

01:18:16Let's do it B.I.G. and go all out tonight, tonight.

01:18:20Drunk as a B.I.T.C.H. High as a kite.

01:18:23Double cup for that O.I.L. 20.

01:18:26It's a Sprite, Sprite.

01:18:27Rolling on this D.H.I.C. got me feeling right.

01:18:30I'm going wild.

01:18:32I be going wild.

01:18:34I be going wild.

01:18:36I be going wild.

01:18:38I be going wild.

01:18:40I be going wild.

01:18:42I see them niggas.

01:18:44They trying to steal my style.

01:18:46Party, party, party, A.Y.C.

01:18:50Walking in with all my niggas.

01:18:52Did a cloud of smoke.

01:18:54All white jacket.

01:18:55Cost a pound of coke.

01:18:57Came up from the hood.

01:18:59I bring these niggas ho.

01:19:01Niggas to the back.

01:19:03Ladies to the front.

01:19:04I can do it for you, baby.

01:19:07Give you what you want.

01:19:08Ass locked up in them jeans.

01:19:10Let me take it out the trunk.

01:19:12Bring a couple friends.

01:19:14Fuck it.

01:19:14We can all have fun.

01:19:15All tracks on me.

01:19:17I'll show you how to get it done.

01:19:20Chucks after shots.

01:19:21I'm like a loaded gun.

01:19:24With a real niggas.

01:19:25So money's no option.

01:19:27If you're single for the night.

01:19:29I'm thinking about a dollar.

01:19:31Back to the crib.

01:19:33Let's get this bitch.

01:19:34Pop it.

01:19:35Pop it.

01:19:36Now hold it back.

01:19:37So them panties dropping.

01:19:38Pop it.

01:19:39Back to the crib.

01:19:40Let's get this bitch.

01:19:41Pop it.

01:19:42Pop it.

01:19:43Pop it.

01:19:43Hold it back.

01:19:44So them panties dropping.

01:19:46Let's do it.

01:19:47B.I.G.

01:19:48And go all out tonight.

01:19:50Drogue as a B.I.T.

01:19:51C.H.

01:19:52High as a kite.

01:19:53Double cup of that O.I.L.

01:19:5520 else.

01:19:56A Sprite.

01:19:57Rolling on this D.H.I.C.

01:19:59Got me feeling right.

01:20:01I'm going buck wild.

01:20:02I'll be going buck wild.

01:20:04Wow.

01:20:05Going buck wild.

01:20:06I'll be going buck wild.

01:20:08Wow.

01:20:08Going buck wild.

01:20:10I'll be going buck wild.

01:20:12Wow.

01:20:12I see them niggas.

01:20:14They trying to steal my style.

01:20:16Riding with the whip shined up in a motherfucking shoddy.

01:20:20Too bad bitches pocket full of pills.

01:20:21Got molly, molly, molly, molly.

01:20:23One destination, two options.

01:20:25Party, party, party, party.

01:20:27Land boots go mixed with some rock.

01:20:29Let's get this bitch started.

01:20:30Party, party, party like a nigga.

01:20:31Dumb retarded plus I'm popping these bottles like it ain't no thang.

01:20:34With a green neck, tell them roll the shit up.

01:20:35Nigga, throw the shit up.

01:20:36Tell them off in the air.

01:20:37Light the shit up.

01:20:38Nigga, we don't give a fuck.

01:20:39Everybody in this bitch smoke.

01:20:40We don't even care.

01:20:41If you drinking in this bitch, let's get buck wild.

01:20:44Nigga.

01:20:45Hell yeah.

01:20:46They don't want no problems.

01:20:48Bitch, we 20.

01:20:49All day.

01:20:4920.

01:20:5020.

01:20:50Fuck the VIP.

01:20:51I'm trying to find a friend.

01:20:54Escorted to the telly.

01:20:55She can't ride with me.

01:20:57Room 333.

01:20:59I only sleep in sweets.

01:21:00Everything Danny gon' grab a treat.

01:21:05Table full of candy.

01:21:07Swish a swish a swish.

01:21:09No cameras, there's no taking pictures.

01:21:12I take her, her and her.

01:21:14Plus that bitch that's with you.

01:21:16Let's do it.

01:21:17B.I.G.

01:21:18And go all out tonight.

01:21:20Drunk as a B.I.T.

01:21:21C.H.

01:21:22High as a kite.

01:21:23Double cover that O.I.L.

01:21:2520.

01:21:26I'm just right.

01:21:27Rolling on this D.H.I.C.

01:21:29Got me feeling right.

01:21:30I'm going buck wild.

01:21:32I be going buck wild.

01:21:34I be going buck wild.

01:21:36I be going buck wild.

01:21:38I be going buck wild.

01:21:40I be going buck wild.

01:21:42I see them niggas.

01:21:44Niggas.

01:21:44They trying to.

01:21:44They flying.

01:21:46They trying to.

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