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00:00Oh! Hold on. Hold on, darling. What are you doing?
00:09Hard enough. Her phone's been going off all night.
00:12OK, OK, OK. Just be thankful Mo's not here, cos it'll send her to Lally.
00:16Oh, come on. She could sleep for a big brass band.
00:21Boys, go back to bed.
00:26It's Jean. She's got all our numbers.
00:28So is half the square.
00:30Just turn it off.
00:33She's just text from a different number yet again.
00:36You're a bad person.
00:39Selfish woman.
00:41Full of spite.
00:56Yes, Dr Adamson.
00:58But my husband still thinks that this could all be a scam.
01:00Oh, goodness me. I completely understand. There's absolutely no pressure. Please take as much time as you need.
01:06What? I want to help my son.
01:08So this treatment, you mentioned a patch?
01:10Yes. We harvest the patient's own skin cells. We program them into, let's call them, tailor-made retina cells. Then we grow them on a biodegradable scaffold. That's the patch.
01:21So you're regrowing part of the eye?
01:23Exactly. Once matured, the patch is implanted at the back of the eye. Under general anaesthetic, of course.
01:29And how safe is this?
01:30Thanks for meeting me.
01:35Look, I know Chelsea meant well, but last night it didn't feel right.
01:39And I didn't want to push it if, you know, you're not in the right headspace.
01:44Well, coming round with a few beers ain't pushing it. It's just been like the old times.
01:49But it ain't old times, is it?
01:51No, I think Joel's taken them with him to the young offenders.
01:55Do you think we'll ever get back to where we were?
01:58I don't know.
02:01But at least here we are.
02:05Still mates.
02:08So, quiz night.
02:10You've been my wingwoman and we'll destroy all the other teams.
02:13It's the last quiz of the season.
02:15I'm not really in the mood for silly questions and noisy punters, sorry.
02:21Harry's barn's more my speed.
02:29Are you, er, asking me out on a date?
02:34Don't push it, I'm saying one drink.
02:37Alright. One drink.
02:40Come here.
02:44Alright then, off you go. Build a wall or something.
02:51There you are, darling.
02:52Morning.
02:53Any calls?
02:54See as you put your phone on?
02:55No, thankfully.
02:56Well, let's hope the nurse has found someone else to wind up, eh?
02:57I just feel like I need to have another chat with Jean.
02:58Zoe, please, come on. The way she was tormenting me with her hearing.
03:03Right, so she's managed to get a load of phones and prank callers at three in the morning.
03:05Chloe, listen, darling, you know, Jean's had her moments, but, you know, this one's a bit of a stretch.
03:09I just need to have it out with her.
03:10And when is this going to stop?
03:12As if landing me in hospital wasn't enough, she has to come back and rub it in.
03:17I mean, when is this going to stop?
03:18Right, so she's managed to get a load of phones and prank callers at three in the morning.
03:22Flori, listen, darling, you know, Jean's had her moments, but it's a bit of a stretch.
03:27I just need to have it out with her.
03:29And when is this gonna stop?
03:36As if landing me in hospital wasn't enough just to come back and rub it in.
03:41Was it a dream? Did I really see her?
03:44I swear, if I see her again, Mum, I'm gonna kill her.
03:46No.
03:48Look, Mary reckons that Jasmine could still be tied to the fours. Just stay away from her.
03:52What if she comes back?
03:54I just hope she doesn't.
03:56Hope. Hope is not a game plan, Mum.
03:59Look, right now, we just have to trust that Mary is on it.
04:03And just try not to panic.
04:06I'm cancelling my trip. Freddie won't be happy, but tough.
04:10You can't do that. Freddie?
04:13Yeah. He's my travel buddy.
04:16We made up.
04:18After me and him.
04:19Well, there wasn't supposed to be a you and him in the first place, so there's that.
04:22Well, there was, so there's that.
04:23Back off.
04:25I know what I'm doing.
04:26It doesn't seem like it, Anna.
04:27Oh, look, can we just stop, please? That's enough.
04:30Let's just focus on what's important, shall we?
04:33I'm alive and...
04:35Anna, please don't cancel your trip.
04:37We can't let Jasmine win.
04:39Try and carry on as normal.
04:43It's not about me.
04:46Text me if you need me.
04:48OK.
04:54Mum, you ain't seriously supporting Anna and Freddie.
04:56It ain't good enough for her. She's gonna make a mistake.
04:58Yes, and it's hers to make.
05:00Sometimes that's just the way you gotta learn.
05:02I should know.
05:05Hi.
05:07Uh, you've got the slippers that you asked for in here.
05:09Peter couldn't come. He's meat and his veg supplier.
05:13Oh, thank you.
05:15So how bad is it, then?
05:17I don't realise.
05:19How's Oscar?
05:20You laying low.
05:21Makes sense.
05:23I was actually on my way out, so...
05:25I hope this Mary knows what she's doing.
05:29Bye.
05:31Is that Jasmine?
05:33What?
05:34No.
05:36It's just, um...
05:39It's about the experimental treatment.
05:42Oh.
05:44Yeah.
05:45The doctor said that he's got one space left,
05:46but I need to pay by today.
05:48And if I don't, then it could be another two years
05:50that Jimmy's gonna have to wait,
05:51and it might be too late by then.
05:53How much is it?
05:55It's free grand.
05:57For the consultation,
05:59all the other tests,
06:00genetics, scans,
06:01all that sort of stuff.
06:03But then if it all looks good,
06:05we pay for the treatment on top of that as well.
06:08So why do you think you can trust this doctor so much?
06:11No, I don't just trust the doctor.
06:13I don't...
06:15I trust his numbers.
06:16I mean, look, look at his reviews.
06:18No, I don't have some big plan.
06:19I just hate being told to shut up about it.
06:20Well, it's easier for them than admitting you might be right.
06:34You think I am?
06:35I think your instincts have always been sharp.
06:38You ain't just telling me what you think of on all year, are you?
06:40I'm just saying what I see.
06:43And whoever it is, they must feel they can get away with it.
06:46Exactly.
06:52Peter just says that there's no magic fix.
06:55That he's fine the way he is.
06:58And he is.
07:00He's brilliant.
07:02Like the other night.
07:04Peter's been trying to teach him about family meal time.
07:09So he's been banging the cutlery together
07:11so that Jimmy knows that we're all eating together as a family.
07:15And he's actually doing it.
07:17He's joining in.
07:18Yeah, it's because he's a clever little boy.
07:20Yeah.
07:22It's amazing.
07:24He's flying.
07:25We couldn't be prouder of him.
07:26I wouldn't change a single thing about him.
07:34But then I just think, what about when he's older?
07:37And he wonders, you know, why I didn't even try.
07:43But then if I do, he might think that I'm trying to say
07:47that there's something wrong with the way he is now.
07:52What if it turns out to be one big rip-off?
07:57Hmm?
07:58And how are you going to find £3,000 by the end of the day, Lauren?
08:06First stop, Thailand.
08:09Maybe we can find a beach that has more birds than people.
08:13Yeah, well, I've just got to survive this chat with my mum first.
08:16You think she'll try and stop you?
08:17I don't know.
08:18She's stressed with Stacey leaving and now there's all this extra stuff.
08:24I don't know what she's going to do.
08:28What are you doing?
08:30Wait a minute.
08:32Oh, come on.
08:34For good luck.
08:36When you talk to her.
08:39Keep it safe though.
08:40Yeah.
08:41It's a gift from my dad.
08:45I'm going to get the usual.
08:47Might be the last time I get decent chips for a while.
08:50Make them salty.
08:53Oh.
08:59You're lovely looking like me.
09:01It's food for you.
09:02Yeah.
09:03You bunking off the stool again?
09:05No, the supplier's van's still broke.
09:07Yeah, you just missed him reaching for my fork.
09:09I properly went for it.
09:10It's pure class.
09:11Yeah, I was telling your mum that he's been doing that.
09:13Proper bragging about him.
09:14Me too, right?
09:15We're raising a little genius, aren't we?
09:17Or just a very hungry baby.
09:20Yeah, you've got food.
09:23Alright, you?
09:25Can you hear it?
09:26Yeah.
09:28Still gorge, ain't I?
09:30Heartbreak may bruise the ego, but the jawline remains undefeated.
09:35Girls from dodgy families ain't my cup of tea anyway.
09:39I'll have this one then.
09:41It's sweet and creamy and it won't break your heart.
09:46Thanks.
09:54Is it me or is he faking?
09:56We've all been there, haven't we?
09:57He'll come out swinging.
09:58Here, Cat keeps texting me about the donation from St Lucie's,
10:01so you need to go pick them up soon.
10:02Yeah.
10:04Mmm.
10:05Listen, about all that doctor stuff.
10:08You're right.
10:11There's no magic fixes that I'll let it go.
10:14Yeah, that's right, and thank you.
10:15Just forget about that dodgy stuff.
10:17He's perfect, isn't he?
10:19He's just gonna have to crack on, Lauren.
10:22Nothing's gonna get in your way, is it?
10:24You going somewhere nice?
10:25What do you want?
10:26Look, I ain't here to argue.
10:27I know Stacey leaving because of me ain't exactly my finest hour.
10:29Understatement of the year.
10:30And I understand if this is about getting back at me, but I'm trying to be better.
10:31No, Zoe, you're doing what you normally do.
10:32Playing the victim and then crying when no one applauds.
10:33Well, will you at least leave my family out of it?
10:34Because calling Cat's phone in the early hours, it ain't fair.
10:35Your family?
10:36They're my family.
10:37Sorry.
10:39Did you just say fair?
10:41Fair?
10:59Fair...
11:00Fair would be Stacey back here with me.
11:01Fair would be Stacey back here with me.
11:02Fair!
11:03Stacey back here with me. Fair would be me not having to scrape myself up off the floor
11:07just to keep this house ticking. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. If someone is
11:11out to get you, Zoe, I hope they succeed, because that would be fair. Nan. What's going on?
11:17If you've said what you've come to say, you can go. Here, look what Anna got me.
11:24Just... No, no, no, no. It's fine. You'll break it, Nan.
11:29Oh, no. Oh, I'm so sorry. Was it special?
11:39Yeah. You see, if you hadn't have come in here and stirred the pot, you'd ruin things, Zoe.
11:44That's what you do. Here, let me see if I can fix it. Just give it to me.
11:51I feel a bit different this morning. I think that might be weird.
11:56You might be turning a corner.
11:57Oh. I know it's quite with the ladies, but...
12:01Well, Jean and Cathy might have a few words to say about that.
12:06I'll just say it, you know, maybe...
12:08Maybe don't rush into it if the brown's still wobbly.
12:11You don't want her lashing out like she did with that geezer the other night.
12:14What geezer?
12:16I'm just saying, sometimes people need space when they've got a lot going on, you know?
12:21I'll go get you, mate.
12:21God, you're the only one with any sense in this family.
12:30I guess the rest of us are just fake as bricks, then.
12:32No, no, no. I'm just saying that he didn't deserve to get his thing in me, Bob, caught up in Zoe's mess.
12:37Shall I give it a go?
12:38At the hundredth time, would you please just leave?
12:43Oh, it's... I can't... I can't do it.
12:45I can't fix it. I am so, so sorry.
12:47You still want to try it?
12:54Might help me take my mind off things.
12:57You can pick it up later.
13:01I said I'd fix it.
13:04It's not that.
13:09Anna asked me to go away with her.
13:14Travel the world.
13:17How can I go?
13:21And leave Nan drowning here with Charlie and Lily and everything?
13:24How can I go?
13:27And what about Anna?
13:29Are you going to let her go all that way without you?
13:34Are you going away?
13:38When were you going to tell me?
13:41According to Peter, Cindy's handler, Mary, says that we are to remain vigilant, but not anxious.
13:59I don't know how we're supposed to do to both of us beyond me.
14:01So we don't have to go into hiding from the falls?
14:03Well, let's better lose our better day.
14:07Half price for quiz winners.
14:09You getting soft in your old ageing.
14:12It's an incentive, and strictly speaking, it is still profit.
14:15More importantly, tonight being the last of the big charity quiz nights, I am going all out to win it.
14:21You see, some of us do like to give back to the local community.
14:23Nothing says festive generosity like discounted haddock.
14:29Well, be prepared, because I've done my research.
14:32Yeah.
14:33Flash cars, niche podcasts, and I even know who invented the paperclip.
14:38Oh, wow.
14:39Do you know what?
14:39It's so nice to see that the adult education environment is thriving in Warford.
14:43It's even nicer watching you pretend you know what you're doing.
14:46Mastermind, you ate.
14:48Ta-da.
14:49Ta-da.
14:50Well, she is the most annoying human ever.
14:53Cheers, pal.
14:56Here you go, darling.
14:57Three and a half grand for St Lucy's.
14:59We'll get it out of the vic now before quiz night kicks off, yeah?
15:01I'll take you to the bank in a bit.
15:05She's putting ideas in his head.
15:07She's trying to get Freddie to leave me.
15:09He said he wanted to travel the world.
15:10I only said go for it.
15:12Is he going to do it, then?
15:13She wants it, too.
15:14What's he doing there in the first place?
15:15Oh, the usual.
15:17Accusing me of terrible things.
15:19Just because of an earring.
15:20Which you lost whilst planning to torment me.
15:23I am the cleaner of the vic and your home upstairs.
15:27And I seem to be spending most of my time cleaning up after you.
15:30And I am doing my absolute damnedest to stay out of your way.
15:33So sometimes it means I go and hide in the barrel store.
15:35So maybe that's when it fell off.
15:37Come on, Jean.
15:38Can't you see how convenient that sounds?
15:40Oh, you want me to be the villain so badly.
15:44That is fine.
15:45But please, don't drag Freddie into this.
15:49Don't drive him away as well.
15:52Tell her!
15:57I'm sorry.
15:58Jean may not be perfect, but I don't deserve this.
16:02I don't deserve this.
16:32Hey, Zoe.
16:34I'm sorry.
16:36Busy day.
16:41Yes.
16:42Always here for you.
16:44A glass of wine, then, to take the edge off?
16:48Right, ladies and germs.
17:07It's the final question for the final round.
17:11Well, a lucky winner.
17:14Good win for their team.
17:17A whopping 50 pounds.
17:20Right, it's about to cover Cathy's bar, Bill, wasn't it?
17:22Right.
17:23And the loser will get a wooden spoon.
17:25But thanks to Ian, he's promised that whoever wins will get 50% off,
17:29and Bill's place will you cod lovers form an orderly queue.
17:33Now, as I said, it's the last question.
17:34Okay, so tie a break head-to-head between Team Bill and Team Elaine.
17:38So, question is, how many lakes are there in the Lake District?
17:43I know this one.
17:44I dated someone from Lake Windermere.
17:46He taught me to sail and a few other things that floated my boat.
17:50Yeah.
17:51Oh, this is a pub quiz.
17:53All right, we don't need a history tour of your colourful past.
17:55Oh, give it a rest.
17:56You all right, Grant?
17:59Need glasses, I say.
18:00How many times have I got a show you?
18:01I don't need them.
18:02Tracy, if you'd like to gather up the answers here.
18:04Here we go.
18:05Don't forget, it's 50 pound cash for the winner.
18:07And a wooden spoon for the loser.
18:09Here we go.
18:10And the correct answer, how many lakes are there in the Lake District?
18:14And the answer is, well, Billy said one.
18:19Nathan said 16.
18:22And the answer is 16!
18:23Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:26See, Alfie, you need to check it.
18:28You've got the wrong answer.
18:28It's one.
18:29Check it.
18:30Really?
18:30Yeah.
18:30You ought to put another name in your coffin, dude.
18:32No problem, mate.
18:33Just hold it there.
18:34It's one.
18:35Look it up.
18:35Right.
18:37Bassinthwaites is the only official lake in the Lake District.
18:40All the others are blah, blah, blah.
18:42Okay.
18:43Here, Billy's the winner.
18:46This is daylight robbery.
18:48This is justice.
18:50Yeah.
18:51Whatever.
18:52All right, I'm...
18:53Hey, you lot, save your vocals in your shower for the karaoke, okay, because two lovely
18:58people want to come and say a few words.
19:00Lauren and Peter, come on.
19:02Come on.
19:03There you go.
19:04We just want to say thank you so much, everyone.
19:08You've all been so generous.
19:09Kat gave me the money earlier.
19:10Oh, and, yeah, thank you to Kat and Alpi as well.
19:13Yeah, and to everyone else for making it happen, honestly.
19:15Come on, you two are the real stars.
19:17Let's hear it for Lauren and Peter.
19:18Oh, and, yeah, thank you so much.
19:48Let's go straight through there.
19:57Right. What's with this about Vicky lashing out at someone?
20:00Sorry you heard it from me.
20:02Fine. What happened?
20:04Mate, if she ain't told you, I guess it's on the need to know.
20:08Yeah, alright.
20:10She doesn't owe me a full report.
20:13No.
20:14Go on, say it.
20:19You think I'm mad?
20:21Well, yes.
20:24But I do feel bad for seeing Ross off the other day.
20:28It wasn't really my place.
20:30I just don't want you to get stung again.
20:32But if you like the bloke, then...
20:34Yeah, I mean...
20:37You can't just switch it off. I've tried.
20:39Then it doesn't really matter what I think.
20:41Oh, I think.
20:43If it's Ross you want, it's Ross you want.
20:46Thank you, Mother Superior.
20:49Your blessing is appreciated.
20:51Be careful.
20:53But have fun.
20:55Okay?
20:58Always.
20:59You shouldn't have left that knife where I did.
21:02Oh, you weren't to know.
21:04Well, I consider losing gracefully like a bottle of cheap alcohol.
21:07Ignore him. Ignored.
21:09I'm so sorry Jimmy got hurt.
21:11Well, maybe if I hadn't been distracted by your Love Life History podcast, it wouldn't have happened.
21:15Oi!
21:16Don't you dare put that on me.
21:17Grow up, will you?
21:19I ain't an idiot.
21:20I know he ain't going to have an easy life.
21:22I just know it.
21:23All the times he will get hurt or he'll fall over or he'll miss out on things that his friends do.
21:27It's...
21:28You know, I can't stop thinking about all the things that can go wrong.
21:31When he's old enough to understand, are you not worried that he's going to ask us why we didn't try harder?
21:49I...
21:52Why don't we call Dr Adamson?
21:55What if it's a con and Jimmy finds out that we gambled on him like he weren't good enough?
21:59What?
22:02I mean, this is it. We've just got to crack on now.
22:06Do all that we can to help him.
22:08No miracles or magic wands. Just Mum and Dad.
22:17Where are you going?
22:18Just clearing my head.
22:22Hello?
22:24He's hung up on me.
22:26I can't believe it. He's hung up.
22:30Are you alright?
22:31Yeah, it was, erm...
22:32That supplier's just been messing me about.
22:33The one who was messing Peter around this morning.
22:35I'll tell you what, that bloke is not getting another penny out of me.
22:38Erm...
22:40Asked Jimmy, I'm...
22:41I'm sorry.
22:42Really should have been more careful and it won't happen again.
22:45You and Peter, you need to stop blaming yourselves.
22:48Well, as soon as you said, then done.
22:49Look, I've, er...
22:51I've got him some medicine, alright?
22:54Er, Ian, I...
22:56I need a favour.
22:59It's just, you know, that doctor, you know, the experimental cure.
23:04Erm...
23:06I need three grand by tonight.
23:09I thought you'd park that idea.
23:12I just want to make sure that Jimmy's got the best chance.
23:16I know I said that I would, I would do anything, I would give anything, right?
23:20And I, and I meant it, but it really does smell like it's a con.
23:24I will never forgive myself if I don't at least try.
23:28But it's...
23:30It's not as easy as that, is it?
23:33We know that there isn't a cure for...
23:36Jimmy's condition.
23:38But Jimmy's not broken.
23:40He's still our little Jimmy.
23:43Yeah, well, it wasn't your son that hurt himself because he thought it was dinner time, is it?
23:48No, I'm sorry.
23:50Really sorry.
23:58I miss talking like this.
24:01Me too.
24:03And I'm glad I know why you deck that fella.
24:06I just wish I'd been there handling for you.
24:09Yeah, Zach did alright.
24:11Why didn't you tell me?
24:14I didn't want you worrying.
24:17Look, Ross.
24:19Why do I want to close the door?
24:21Then don't.
24:23It's gonna be tough.
24:25Look.
24:27We will take this as slow as you want.
24:31With absolutely no pressure.
24:36Fair warning.
24:38Come with baggage.
24:40And an ex who don't take no for an answer.
24:43Peace tools going well then?
24:45Yeah, just catching up.
24:47Nice one.
24:48Happy for you.
24:55Okay.
24:58Yeah.
24:59Fine.
25:00I need your luck for real.
25:03My heart's on the line.
25:06I'm sorry.
25:08I'm sorry.
25:10I'm sorry.
25:12I'm sorry.
25:14I'm sorry.
25:16I'm sorry.
25:18I'm sorry.
25:19But with the relatively no signings, you've got Solomon and Rossi clear left.
25:24I mean, clear left wing back.
25:26Right wing back, really.
25:28They need to get their heads up.
25:29Look round.
25:33Ramos usually playing as a winger, but today he's part of the back three.
25:39Mendez.
25:41And the pressure from Brady.
25:44And three kick is given.
25:46Mendez not having a particularly good game.
25:50I mean, he's still recovering from a knee injury, of course.
25:53I wouldn't be surprised to see it back on the bench before too long.
25:56Mendez took a kick and it's gone straight to Hussain.
26:00Nice attack.
26:02I think some of the fans have been giving Mendez a hard time lately.
26:06And he's never really delivered on his promise this season, has he?
26:10Whittle has taken this one.
26:12Oh, that was a very clumsy challenge.
26:17Yeah, very clumsy, very late.
26:21The number you have reached is not in service at this time, and there is no new number.
26:26Please be sure you have checked the telephone directory for the right number, and you are dialing correctly.
26:32This is the recording.
26:33I think so. He's one of those players, just keeps his head down.
26:49Ugh, I needed that.
26:53number and you are dialing correctly. This is a recording.
26:56I think so. He's one of those players
26:58just keeps his head down.
27:00Oh, I needed that.
27:02If you'd have seen them,
27:04the way they were looking at me like I was
27:06poison.
27:07Because they're scared to think I might be right about Gene.
27:12You believed me, didn't you?
27:18You're the only one who's kind to me.
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