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Plot. Ricky Wade is the hottest waterskiing instructor around, and he has just been rehired by his former employer/camp to whip up attendance. However, the camp is in serious financial trouble and the owner of a rival, more popular, camp wants to buy them out.
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00:00:00You
00:00:30Do you hear anything?
00:00:50No, not yet.
00:01:00Anything now?
00:01:10Nope.
00:01:30How about now?
00:01:40Nope.
00:01:42And
00:01:54We're pushing love to limit
00:01:57We're pushing love
00:01:59Oh, I'm down
00:02:01I'm down
00:02:03I'm a shadow by the coast
00:02:06Here she comes!
00:02:09We're pushing love to limit
00:02:12We're giving everything we got
00:02:15We're pushing love to limit
00:02:17On time?
00:02:20To the second!
00:02:22Ha! Let's see those pizza delivery boys do that!
00:02:25Everybody out!
00:02:30Okay, everybody, here we go
00:02:32Let's line up right over here by the bunch
00:02:34Okay, fine
00:02:35Fine
00:02:36Okay, over by the bunch
00:02:37Gather up over here by the bunch
00:02:39That's fine, folks
00:02:40That's good
00:02:41That's the way, okay
00:02:42Would you look at that?
00:02:44Maybe 30 people
00:02:4624
00:02:4724 people
00:02:49A few years ago
00:02:50We would have had 80
00:02:51Maybe a hundred of them
00:02:52No more
00:02:54And all because of one thing
00:02:58The economy?
00:02:59The damn damn TV
00:03:02Oh my
00:03:09Oh my
00:03:12Oh my God
00:03:13Oh my God
00:03:14Oh my God
00:03:15You need him here
00:03:16Oh my God
00:03:17Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:03:19Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:03:21So far so good, huh, no major geeks, no major losers, but the day is young.
00:03:34Boy, Mom and Dad were right, this is going to be great.
00:03:42I'm sorry, guys.
00:03:58What did I tell you, Kel? There is a loser born every second.
00:04:03I knew that fat ass was going to be trouble when we first got on that bus.
00:04:07Shake it off. We got two weeks here, and a lot can happen to Portland in two weeks. Catch my drift.
00:04:15Okay, okay, everybody, settle down. A little water ain't going to hurt you.
00:04:20I mean, unless you're on the Titanic.
00:04:27All right, now, welcome to Lakeside Water Ski Camp.
00:04:32I'm Neil Peterson. I'm the owner. People around here just call me Neil.
00:04:36Especially when I'm dropped to my knees.
00:04:46Well, I think you should check with your counselors for your assigned bungalows,
00:04:50and then maybe hit the showers, huh?
00:04:53I guarantee you, gang.
00:04:55Listen, these last two weeks of summer are going to be fantastic, I promise you.
00:05:00What do you say, gang, huh?
00:05:10Okay, right here we have Ford, Duncan, and Big Head.
00:05:13Let's go.
00:05:14Let's go.
00:05:15Here we have Starbuck, Burberry, Franklin, Palladino, Hardy, Fouts, and Donnenberg.
00:05:20Hey, three of you girls are in this cabin. Hillary, Misha, and Lauren.
00:05:25Okay, the rest of you follow me. We're up here.
00:05:33It's rims.
00:05:34Let's go.
00:05:35Excuse me.
00:05:38Are we going to go?
00:05:40No, no, no!
00:05:41رفver, boyfriend, girl.
00:05:43What's the name of Austin?
00:05:44Really?
00:05:45Where's the name of Austin?
00:05:47Really?
00:05:48Oh, no, no!
00:05:50Oh, no!
00:05:51Give her to me!
00:05:52I don't know!
00:05:54Oh, no!
00:05:55Oh, no!
00:05:56Oh!
00:05:57Oh!
00:05:58Oh!
00:05:59Oh!
00:06:00Howie, I'm getting a good feeling about this place, huh?
00:06:07Yeah, I'm getting the same feeling.
00:06:09I'm getting a woody.
00:06:14Hi, I'm Victor, Victor Thickpen.
00:06:17Victor, Victor Thickpen, West Ford, and this is my pal Howie.
00:06:22Hi.
00:06:23Sorry about the water.
00:06:25I kind of got excited.
00:06:27See, this is my first time at camp.
00:06:30No.
00:06:32Really?
00:06:33Actually, this is my first time away from home.
00:06:36First time away from home.
00:06:39Victor, you know, you seem like a cool guy.
00:06:42And since these girls down here were headed for the shower,
00:06:45would you be interested in joining me and Howie for a little sneak preview?
00:06:53Boy, would I!
00:06:55Hey, guys, my back hurts.
00:06:58I want to look, too.
00:07:01Hey, relax, Pigpen.
00:07:02We just got here.
00:07:06How's that, would you?
00:07:08Yeah.
00:07:09As you all know, I've encountered a few financial problems here at Lakeside.
00:07:15That, coupled with a drastic decrease in the number of patrons over the last couple of years,
00:07:21it's really taken a toll on our camp.
00:07:24The result is I've been forced to let go of a number of our regular counselors.
00:07:31And I guess the topper was last week when Jonathan left us to take the other recreation director's job up there in Oregon.
00:07:40You know, they didn't even call to say goodbye.
00:07:44You know, I don't even think he'd care if he hurt somebody.
00:07:48Come on, you're going on nine minutes.
00:07:50Would you shut up?
00:07:51Just a minute more.
00:07:52Are you calm?
00:07:55Are you calm?
00:07:56Are you calm?
00:08:00Oh, it's too hot now.
00:08:04I'm telling you, Howie, that thick bit is mine.
00:08:24Well, be that as it may, we now find ourselves without a rec director.
00:08:29Therefore, I've had to decide on a replacement,
00:08:32and I've made my decision.
00:08:34Our new recreation director will be Ricky Wade.
00:08:39What?
00:08:43Ricky Wade?
00:08:47He's working over at Twin Oaks.
00:08:48He was working for Twin Oaks.
00:08:51Apparently, he wasn't happy with the new owners over there.
00:08:55And when he heard that Jonathan had left us,
00:08:57he inquired about the job.
00:08:59Look, in the two years since he left us for Twin Oaks,
00:09:04he was single-handedly responsible for doubling their attendance.
00:09:09Doubling it.
00:09:09And God knows we're in serious need of someone
00:09:13who can do the same thing here.
00:09:15Oh, I can't remember.
00:09:19Ow!
00:09:25Out of the sky!
00:09:26Ow!
00:09:32Hey!
00:09:40Holz, check his guy out!
00:09:41He's home now!
00:09:42Boy, this place even has a stunt show.
00:09:59Hey, guys, sorry if I'm a little bit late, I gotta tell you, man, those standby flights,
00:10:26they're a bitch. The food sucks, I'm serious. Kyle. Well, if it isn't, Kyle. And if it isn't,
00:10:33I'm very excited about that. So who flew you in, Wade? Or should I say threw you out?
00:10:39Happy to see you, too. Whoa! Didn't know you were that happy. Jennifer. Rick Stahl. Hi, Bill.
00:10:49Hi, Ted. Any excellent adventures lately? No? Good. Just never change.
00:10:56Hello, Ricky. Hey, kid.
00:11:01Ricky!
00:11:02Hey! Hey!
00:11:04Oh, I'm glad to see you, son. Really glad to see you. Hey, we're all glad to see you.
00:11:08Thank you. Thank you. Hey, folks, I want you to meet our new recreation director, Ricky Wade!
00:11:14Yay!
00:11:17Oh.
00:11:17Neil? Have you been telling those bad jokes again like a bad little Neil? Huh? You know we don't like it when you do that.
00:11:28Kids, has he been a bad boy? I think we need to put him in his place, kids.
00:11:32All right, now listen up. This is the plan. I'm your drill sergeant.
00:11:36At 1600 hours, you boys and girls are gonna come to the welcome to camp party.
00:11:41And until that time, I want you all to take your clothes off, have a lot of sex, and go out and hit the lake!
00:11:53Don't worry, Neil. I got him right where I want him.
00:11:56Fine. Fine. Fine.
00:11:57Good.
00:12:21All right, ready to cross.
00:12:23Yeah!
00:12:24finally somebody knows what they're doing okay i'll try to jump off the ramp
00:12:46what are you doing wishing i were a duck all right make a wide right turn into the ramp okay
00:13:00no no a right turn right right
00:13:16boy this is way better than the brochure
00:13:21i'm not with him anymore so drop it what the hell are we ever doing with him in the first place
00:13:30i've known him for a long time the guy is an asshole kelly whatever
00:13:34grandpa why did you have to bring ricky back here of all the people for this job why him
00:13:48honey
00:13:52look a long time ago i promised your parents that if anything ever happened to them i'd take care of
00:14:02ricky now you know i want this camp to be yours one day but for that to happen i have to do
00:14:09everything i can to make sure that it's still here and as strange as it may seem ricky can help make
00:14:18that happen for us but you don't understand how awkward it is for me to have ricky and kyle here
00:14:24at the same time oh honey all i ask is that you try to understand
00:14:28all i'm doing is what i think is best for the camp grandpa i know that
00:14:36it's just really difficult right now
00:14:40all right all you happy campers all you have to do is aim and you'll pull
00:14:48wow great shot where'd you learn shit like that i used to live in detroit oh wow
00:14:55yeah want to try yeah really all right when you're ready just go pull okay
00:15:00ready when you are killer
00:15:03oh
00:15:18how'd i do oh i'd say you were pretty effective
00:15:24rick rick rick rick all right listen i know i promise not to interfere but look i'm concerned
00:15:31the meat's only a week away and frankly i don't see much talent oh neil relax this is only the first
00:15:38week i'm gonna get him going tomorrow we'll dig in deep it's gonna be fine and besides you don't
00:15:43need a lot of talent look at your career
00:16:03hey it ain't the pulp thank god
00:16:13yes mrs monica shavitz would like to speak with you twin hopes owner
00:16:36my my my mr peterson this is so quaint and cozy
00:16:41it's very
00:16:44provincial
00:16:47kind of late in the day for introductions isn't it
00:16:50i do apologize i just know how busy you must be during the day
00:16:54i mean what do you have here 60 or 70 campus thing
00:16:59um something like that yeah
00:17:01hi i have 127. well like they say it's not the quantity it's the quality right
00:17:09please excuse nunzio and his walnut fetish mr peterson
00:17:19he lacked a certain amount of oxygen during childbirth
00:17:22what do you want miss shavitz cut to the chase i like that in a man my friends at the bank have
00:17:32informed me that lakeside camp is experiencing some minor financial difficulty a minor problem
00:17:39a delinquent two hundred thousand dollar mortgage is a pretty big problem especially for
00:17:45money losing ventures such as lakeside
00:17:48oh
00:17:50oh no nunzio
00:17:53shit whatever you say ma'am hey buddy where's your toilet
00:17:58light me you idiot oh sorry ma'am
00:18:05dick
00:18:05allow me to introduce you to my latest venture mountain view golfing community 350 acres of
00:18:16golfing and vacationing bliss it's been a dream of mine for many years mr peterson
00:18:23however there is one problem my camp is the only lakeside property zoned for new construction
00:18:31precisely that's why i'm here with an offer five hundred thousand dollars in cash for lakeside
00:18:40enough to pay off your mortgage and to make your pending retirement more comfortable
00:18:45i'm willing to give you a few days to think about it no need i can give you my answer now
00:18:52no i know your type miss shavitz you'd do anything to make a buck
00:18:57the difference between you and me is that i care about this little lake and you don't give a good
00:19:02damn what happens to it as long as the cash flows in next you'll be changing the laws to bring in gambling
00:19:08and prostitution oh no those are illegal as is stealing perhaps i should have you arrested for
00:19:14stealing ricky wade from me i didn't steal anybody ricky came to me on his own for a job
00:19:21said he didn't care much for the new owner over there now i know why
00:19:30so if you people don't mind thank you for your time mr peterson
00:19:35i do hope you'll reconsider thanks for wait forever you know
00:19:40buddy where's your toilet
00:20:00hey come on in boys and girls hey wait till you hear the orchestra we've got tonight
00:20:05hello neil hello um hillary my friends call me hilly how about that
00:20:18hey any chance are you checking ids
00:20:23oh good cause all i brought was my i you d
00:20:31are you sure you don't have it
00:20:47are you sure you don't have it it's my favorite
00:21:00news i told you before i don't have any wayne newton
00:21:04wayne newton hi hi i'm howie who are you hillary
00:21:21you know you really shouldn't buy your aftershave at a yard sale
00:21:33oh
00:21:36oh
00:21:46oh
00:22:20All right, ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building.
00:22:36All right, listen, seriously, before I get off, no, really, folks, I'd like to at this
00:22:45time take a minute to recognize Arneel Peterson.
00:22:50Who is the only man to guarantee you a good time or your money back?
00:23:01This man is also the only man who has ever successfully completed the Triple Hinge.
00:23:08Now, tomorrow morning, I'm going to be holding the tryouts for our annual ski meet competition
00:23:18against Twin Oaks.
00:23:20Now, if you're not familiar with Twin Oaks, Twin Oaks is that big, fancy, rich place on
00:23:24steroids across the lake.
00:23:25Now, this meet is very important to Neil because Twin Oaks has won the last three years in
00:23:32a row.
00:23:32All right!
00:23:33Bite me.
00:23:34Now, tomorrow is not mandatory, okay?
00:23:39You can try out if you want to.
00:23:40You don't have to.
00:23:41However, if you are in to getting the full enjoyment of your ski vacation, and believe me, there is
00:23:50no thrill in the world like watching your competition eat your weight, then go on and party on and
00:24:08we'll see you at nine o'clock a.m. in the morning.
00:24:15You know, was it me or have I seen this shirt somewhere before?
00:24:26Nice shirt.
00:24:27I see the ten-ass taste.
00:24:29Does he have a name?
00:24:30Uh, yeah.
00:24:32Actually, it's, uh, Wes.
00:24:34Jennifer.
00:24:35Nice to meet you.
00:24:36Nice to meet you.
00:24:49Oh boy.
00:25:03I have nothing to fear.
00:25:04Fear itself.
00:25:06I have everything to gain and nothing to lose.
00:25:14Come on, Victor.
00:25:16Do it.
00:25:18Do it.
00:25:20Do it.
00:25:22I'm a winner, not a loser.
00:25:23I'm a winner, not a loser.
00:25:25I'm a winner, not a loser.
00:25:27I'm a winner, not a loser.
00:25:28Come on, Victor.
00:25:29I'm a winner, not a loser.
00:25:31I'm a winner, not a loser.
00:25:33Oh, God!
00:25:34Ow! My God! My trance!
00:25:37I'm sorry. I tripped.
00:25:39Ow! You idiot!
00:25:41I didn't mean it.
00:25:44God, some guys get awful women.
00:25:47What's wrong with you?
00:25:47You look like the jury just gave you the electric chair.
00:25:50Monica Chavez came by.
00:25:53She made me an offer to buy Lakeside.
00:25:56Whoa, man, stay away from that woman.
00:25:57I'm serious. She's bad news.
00:25:59Well, you don't have to convince me.
00:26:02Oh, Ricky, this meat is so important.
00:26:05I've just got to generate more business.
00:26:08Don't worry.
00:26:10If we win it, they will come.
00:26:14And we will win it.
00:26:16Trust me.
00:26:29What's the matter?
00:26:31I don't know.
00:26:33You mad at me?
00:26:34No.
00:26:36Is it because I didn't get the rec director's job?
00:26:39No, of course not.
00:26:40It's just, it's different this year.
00:26:44You mean because of Ricky Wade?
00:26:47No, it has nothing to do with Ricky.
00:26:49He's ancient history.
00:26:51Ancient history?
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:52Well, you know what they say about history repeating itself, don't you?
00:27:03Look, we just...
00:27:05Hark, hark, what does this my eyes see before me?
00:27:13A man, a young, attractive man, standing by himself on a porch at night with a party going on.
00:27:19Where's the party police?
00:27:20Party police?
00:27:22There's a man standing out here by himself, and his name is Victor.
00:27:25I'm sorry, Honest.
00:27:27I didn't mean that.
00:27:29Didn't mean what?
00:27:30Take your choice.
00:27:32Dumping water on everybody?
00:27:34Smashing the woman's shower?
00:27:37Causing that?
00:27:38Sorry.
00:27:40Come on, sir.
00:27:42You did all that in one day?
00:27:47Oh, it's true.
00:27:49It is you.
00:27:51It's the devil.
00:27:52Where's that sign?
00:27:52Six, six, six.
00:27:53Damien, come on, Damien.
00:27:54I know it's you.
00:28:07Sorry.
00:28:08Okay.
00:28:17I think I'm going to change that ten to a twelve.
00:28:20Yeah?
00:28:25The numbers can express the way I'm feeling right now.
00:28:28Mm-hmm.
00:28:38So, basically, that's the story of my life.
00:28:43Getting in the way, ruining other people's good times.
00:28:46Uh, don't worry about it, Victor.
00:28:48Here.
00:28:49Have a cigarette.
00:28:50It'll make you feel better.
00:28:51I don't smoke, Ricky.
00:28:53Well, it's a good time to start.
00:28:55Go ahead.
00:28:55Okay.
00:28:57Ow!
00:28:58Ow!
00:28:59You see, you shouldn't smoke, Victor.
00:29:00Well, anyway, that's my biggest problem.
00:29:04I have no friends.
00:29:06That's why my parents suggested I take this trip.
00:29:09Maybe to meet some new people.
00:29:11Maybe even a girl.
00:29:13A girl here at camp?
00:29:15Wait a minute.
00:29:17A girl?
00:29:18At camp.
00:29:19Girl camp?
00:29:20Oh, my God!
00:29:21What a concept!
00:29:23A girl at camp!
00:29:24Oh, oh, oh, Victor!
00:29:26Oh, thank you!
00:29:27Thank you, Victor!
00:29:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Victor.
00:29:31You're welcome.
00:29:33Oh, boy, look!
00:29:35It's a rock!
00:29:37Actually, it's, uh, it's a tombstone, Vic.
00:29:39No, it's a fells bar.
00:29:41It's indigenous to most mountainous areas.
00:29:43See, I collect rocks.
00:29:45You collect rocks?
00:29:47Well, it's very boring of you, bud.
00:29:51It's Victor.
00:29:52I collect them and I paint them.
00:29:53You paint rocks, do you?
00:29:55Landscapes, animal faces, you name it.
00:30:00Not much call for that kind of thing, is there, Vic?
00:30:02No, no, no, no.
00:30:03This is it, huh?
00:30:04This is where the infamous Thigpen legend began.
00:30:08Isn't that right?
00:30:09Yeah.
00:30:10Tell me, Victor, you ever consider, uh,
00:30:13taking your rocks and painting small women with big breasts on them?
00:30:18Boy, look, Ricky!
00:30:19Give me a specimen!
00:30:23Oh, my gosh!
00:30:27What the fuck?
00:30:28Jeez!
00:30:29Oh, my gosh!
00:30:30I knew it!
00:30:36God!
00:30:39Friend of yours?
00:30:41Well, he was all into kissing me,
00:30:43but I don't feel comfortable around him anymore.
00:30:45I don't know.
00:30:45Something's changed.
00:30:48So then what happened?
00:30:49He stormed away, as usual.
00:30:52Are you kidding?
00:30:52I wanted to talk about it.
00:30:53He didn't.
00:30:54So Kyle thinks that because you weren't in the mood,
00:30:57it has something to do with Ricky?
00:30:58Mm-hmm.
00:31:00Well?
00:31:02Does it?
00:31:08Night, Jennifer.
00:31:11You slut.
00:31:13What the?
00:31:30What are you doing here, Wade?
00:31:32Well, uh, this is bungalow number two, isn't it?
00:31:34Yeah, this is my bungalow.
00:31:37Just one second.
00:31:38Hold that dog.
00:31:40Thanks a lot, Neil!
00:31:41Oh!
00:31:43Wow.
00:31:45Guess it's, uh, our bungalow now.
00:31:48What the hell are you talking about?
00:31:49Well, Neil said go crash in bungalow number two,
00:31:52and this looks like it would be bungalow number two.
00:31:55No way.
00:31:56I'm the only one here who sleeps in number two.
00:32:00And I bet you're real proud of that, too, aren't you?
00:32:03Well, listen.
00:32:04Uh, what do you say we just let you blow off some steam?
00:32:08Get out whatever you gotta get out.
00:32:09Let it out in the open.
00:32:10Come on, just do it with me.
00:32:11Breathe.
00:32:11It's okay.
00:32:12Let it out.
00:32:12It's okay.
00:32:12Let it go.
00:32:13Come on.
00:32:13Okay.
00:32:14That rec director's job?
00:32:15That was supposed to be mine, Wade.
00:32:17I busted my ass for it, and I deserved it.
00:32:19But let's not kid each other, Wade.
00:32:22I don't like you, and you don't like me.
00:32:25So don't expect me to jump up every time you call,
00:32:27because it ain't gonna happen.
00:32:29Dig?
00:32:31Finished?
00:32:32Yeah, I'm finished.
00:32:33Now, why don't we take your little ego
00:32:36and put it in a box for a while, okay?
00:32:39And we'll get back to it later.
00:32:40Right now, let's worry about the future of Lakeside
00:32:44and winning this meet.
00:32:45And remember, I'm in charge here.
00:32:48Not you.
00:32:49Oh, and let's remember something else.
00:32:54I'm sleeping on the bottom bunk.
00:32:56Not you.
00:32:57Okay, I want you to remember something, Wade.
00:33:01I'm with Kelly now, not you.
00:33:03Oh, oh, God, oh, my...
00:33:09What's the problem, man?
00:33:10Oh, my finger.
00:33:11My finger, ow, God, it cramps up like this all the time.
00:33:14Last year, I broke it in the skin.
00:33:15Ow!
00:33:16God, oh, oh, will you pull it?
00:33:18Get the cramp out, please.
00:33:19Oh, I'm in so much wind.
00:33:20Please, just pull it, just pull it, just pull it.
00:33:25Oh, you're sick, man.
00:33:26Oh, I know.
00:33:27It smells good, too.
00:33:28Oh, that's your feet.
00:33:29Oh, that's really gross.
00:33:30Oh, my God.
00:33:36Oh, my God, there's a fire.
00:33:38Fire.
00:33:40Wake up, wake up.
00:33:41Head for the center of camp.
00:33:42Quickly, quickly.
00:33:43Head for the center of camp.
00:33:45There's a forest fire.
00:33:46Hurry.
00:33:47Wake up.
00:33:47Hurry, hurry.
00:33:49Save yourself.
00:33:50Hurry.
00:33:51Now pick up the fire buckets and soak yourselves down.
00:33:54Pick up the buckets and hoses and soak yourselves down.
00:33:56Hurry, hurry.
00:33:57Kids, pick up the women.
00:33:59Pick them up.
00:33:59There's a fire.
00:34:00Now, men, lift your left leg and twirl around like a pretty ballerina.
00:34:10Good morning, campers.
00:34:12Breakfast is now being served in the main lodge.
00:34:16Jesus.
00:34:29All right, Victor!
00:34:44All right.
00:35:02Good, good.
00:35:03That's what I want to see.
00:35:04Yeah, Wes!
00:35:05Yeah.
00:35:06Yeah.
00:35:06Go, Victor!
00:35:12Go, Victor!
00:35:14Woo!
00:35:18Hey, Hillary!
00:35:19Why aren't you out there trying out for the team?
00:35:21Sorry, I just wanted to devote some time to my body.
00:35:25It's funny you should say that.
00:35:27I was just thinking about devoting some time to your body.
00:35:29I was just thinking about devoting some time to your body.
00:35:35Yeah, Howie!
00:35:36Now, I'm serious about this.
00:35:46We're going to go out there tomorrow and we're going to have some fun.
00:35:49We're going to kick some butt.
00:35:50And, uh, wake up!
00:35:52God!
00:35:53Now, you see the energy he just put out?
00:35:54Now, that is what we need.
00:36:10Woo!
00:36:11Wes, come on, Howie!
00:36:12All right, Wes!
00:36:13Oh, that's good.
00:36:14I like that.
00:36:15This is an improvement, I see here.
00:36:16This is good.
00:36:17We actually might have a chance of winning this year, Kel.
00:36:36We actually might have a chance of winning this year, Kel.
00:36:43Music, Music, Music.
00:36:523 words, 3 words.
00:37:08Great Anherman !
00:37:10Great Anherman !
00:37:10Thank You!
00:37:11Okay, I guess you know what that means, kiddies.
00:37:13Time to take off some more clothes.
00:37:16Bullshit, Wade.
00:37:18Who's ever heard of strip charades?
00:37:20Well, obviously, we all have, because we're playing it.
00:37:23Now, we've had a real hard week. We're having some fun here.
00:37:26Let's go get them off.
00:37:28All right, that's what I like to do. Good, very good.
00:37:34Okay, see, my turn here.
00:37:38Okay, it's a nursery rhyme, kids.
00:37:40Oh, God, I just can't.
00:37:42Okay.
00:37:45First word.
00:37:46First word.
00:37:47Pump. Pump. Pump.
00:37:49Pump. Pump.
00:37:53Humpty dumpty.
00:37:55You're right!
00:37:58All right, folks. All right.
00:38:00Come on, my team, take off a piece of clothes.
00:38:02Whoo!
00:38:03Whoo!
00:38:04Okay.
00:38:05Oh, God! Not again!
00:38:08Not again! It's the third time!
00:38:10I'm sorry, Hillary.
00:38:12Better see if she's all right.
00:38:15Think you'd only help her if you're never born, fig pen.
00:38:18All right, all right, all right.
00:38:19Okay, your turn.
00:38:20Let's go.
00:38:21All right, the category is movie!
00:38:23All right.
00:38:24More of it.
00:38:25Kick some ass, man.
00:38:26Always watch it.
00:38:27Okay.
00:38:28Uh...
00:38:29Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde!
00:38:30Uh...
00:38:31Every skate's a golf course!
00:38:32The mommy!
00:38:33Every...
00:38:34Hey!
00:38:35He's choking!
00:38:37I got it! I got it!
00:38:39The exorcist!
00:38:40The exorcist!
00:38:47Oh...
00:38:53Jesus...
00:39:32Oh, that was great, man.
00:39:34I thought you were the greatest derange player of all time.
00:39:38I have had it with you, Wade.
00:39:41Oh, great.
00:39:41Just let everyone know about our shakes, Wade.
00:39:43Okay.
00:39:44Okay.
00:39:45Okay, I challenge you to a game of chicken.
00:39:50I never turn down and challenge you.
00:39:52Good.
00:39:53All right, chicken, you guys are talking about with cars here?
00:39:56Cars?
00:39:58We don't need no stinking cars.
00:40:00All right, remember, there's one rule here.
00:40:07Whoever bails out loses.
00:40:09Hey, Jennifer, you got the horn?
00:40:11Good.
00:40:12All right, let's jam.
00:40:14This is ridiculous.
00:40:23Boys.
00:40:26Y'all ready?
00:40:27Let's do it!
00:40:29Wait, wait, wait.
00:40:30Hold on a minute.
00:40:31I think I lost my contact.
00:40:33Since when have you worn contacts?
00:40:35Oh, yeah.
00:40:38Never mind.
00:40:39Let's go.
00:40:40One, two...
00:40:43Kyle, are you all right?
00:41:04Kyle!
00:41:08Yeah?
00:41:09Shit!
00:41:09Hi, sailor.
00:41:10Need a lift?
00:41:21If only he took his talent more serious.
00:41:26Ricky!
00:41:28Give it a shot!
00:41:30There's only one man who can do it, Neil.
00:41:32And you demand.
00:41:33What are you telling me?
00:41:35You're chicken?
00:41:38Come on, Ricky.
00:41:41Concentrate.
00:41:52One.
00:41:55Two.
00:41:56Two.
00:42:04Help!
00:42:05I've fallen and I can't get up.
00:42:07Ha, ha, ha.
00:42:08Did you see that, Neil?
00:42:13That wasn't easy to mess up like that.
00:42:16It took a lot of time.
00:42:18Close.
00:42:19Very close.
00:42:20All you need is half a revolution.
00:42:22Yeah.
00:42:23Well, don't go saying that in Cuba.
00:42:25You know, there's only one man in the world who's ever successfully completed the triple hinge.
00:42:31That's you.
00:42:32That's you.
00:42:33You've got all the tools, son.
00:42:35Always have.
00:42:37You just need to motivate yourself.
00:42:39You have to want it bad enough.
00:42:41If you do, anything is possible.
00:42:44Anything.
00:42:46Yeah, well, I don't know about that, but, uh, what about you?
00:42:51Why don't you get out there and, uh, put on that old wetsuit again, huh?
00:42:55Ah, who knows?
00:42:57Maybe someday, something will come along that'll motivate this old ski bump.
00:43:03Excuse me.
00:43:04Do you know if that ski meet's today?
00:43:07Uh, yeah.
00:43:10Neil.
00:43:12Ah, motivation.
00:43:14I'm kind of motivated.
00:43:16Motivated.
00:43:17Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the 15th annual Challenge Cup Ski Meet between Lakeside Ski Camp
00:43:24and the Twin Oaks Resort.
00:43:26The team events are freestyle water skiing, jet skiing, and the always thrilling ski jump.
00:43:32Each team will be scored on style and degree of difficulty by our judges, Nelson Byers,
00:43:39Wendell Russell, and Bambi Yabos-Yalowitz.
00:43:45All right, team, let's get psyched up.
00:43:47This is ours.
00:43:47Let's go.
00:43:48Yeah!
00:43:50All right.
00:43:51Hotto up.
00:43:52Hotto up.
00:43:52Come on.
00:43:53Let's get it together.
00:43:53Let's do it, guys.
00:43:55Now, we're going to go out there and we're going to keep it simple.
00:43:57We're going to do the best job we can do, and we're going to have some fun.
00:44:01And we're going to make those scum suckers wish they never heard of Lakeside.
00:44:04Let's go!
00:44:04Let's go!
00:44:06Check for that!
00:44:06Go on!
00:44:16Yeah!
00:44:17Yeah!
00:44:17Yeah!
00:44:21Kelly!
00:44:22Kelly!
00:44:22Kelly!
00:44:22Kelly!
00:44:22Kelly!
00:44:22Kelly!
00:44:22Kelly!
00:44:22Kelly!
00:44:22Kelly!
00:44:23Kelly!
00:44:28Way to go, Kel!
00:44:47Kelly!
00:44:48Kelly!
00:44:49Kathryn!
00:44:50Kelly!
00:44:51Oh, that's all right, that's all right, good effort, man!
00:45:21Wes, Wes, Wes, that was great!
00:45:41Yeah.
00:45:44Come on.
00:45:51Yes, go!
00:46:14Good job, buddy.
00:46:16Good job.
00:46:17Good job.
00:46:18Come on, take care of it.
00:46:21Yeah!
00:46:38What the hell's he doing?
00:46:41He's gonna try the ramp.
00:46:43Stupid asshole.
00:46:52Seems our judges weren't very impressed with Victor Thigpen.
00:46:58Tough, right, Victor?
00:47:00You went out there and you tried.
00:47:02That's all that matters.
00:47:03You can get him next time, man.
00:47:04All right.
00:47:05Woo!
00:47:06Had to be a hero, didn't you?
00:47:07Yeah.
00:47:08Woo!
00:47:09Oh, yeah.
00:47:10All right, we'll see.
00:47:11Woo!
00:47:12Woo!
00:47:13Woo!
00:47:14Woo!
00:47:15Woo!
00:47:16Woo!
00:47:17Woo!
00:47:18Woo!
00:47:19Woo!
00:47:20Woo!
00:47:21Woo!
00:47:22Woo!
00:47:23Woo!
00:47:24Woo!
00:47:25Woo!
00:47:26Woo!
00:47:27Woo!
00:47:28Woo!
00:47:29Woo!
00:47:30Woo!
00:47:31Woo!
00:47:32Woo!
00:47:33Woo!
00:47:34Woo!
00:47:35Woo!
00:47:36Woo!
00:47:37Woo!
00:47:38Woo!
00:47:39Woo!
00:47:40Woo!
00:47:41Woo!
00:47:42Woo!
00:47:43Woo!
00:47:44Woo!
00:47:45Woo!
00:47:46Woo!
00:47:47Woo!
00:47:48Woo!
00:47:49Woo!
00:47:50Woo!
00:47:51Woo!
00:47:52Woo!
00:47:53Woo!
00:47:54Woo!
00:47:55Woo!
00:47:56Woo!
00:47:57Woo!
00:47:58Woo!
00:47:59Woo!
00:48:00What a magnificent jump for Twin Oaks.
00:48:12Plenty of distance and a near-perfect landing.
00:48:15Let's see how the judges score him.
00:48:189-4, 9-1, and 9-7.
00:48:21And that effort puts Twin Oaks back into the lead by 13.4 points.
00:48:27And now our final contestant, Lakeside Recreation Director, Ricky Wade.
00:48:35Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! Ricky!
00:48:47Come on man, let's nail it!
00:48:57Hey, hey, hey, wait, whoa!
00:49:00Ow!
00:49:01Whoa, look out!
00:49:03Ricky Wade barely avoids a major wipeout.
00:49:07This isn't over yet.
00:49:08Let's see how the judges score Ricky's jump.
00:49:114-1, 4-5, and 5-2, and that means by four-tenths of a point, Lakeside wins!
00:49:23How do you like that, Mr. Shabbat?
00:49:25We'll see you next year.
00:49:27Dammit!
00:49:45Hey, man, it's all right.
00:49:46Hey, uh, tough takeoff, man.
00:49:49You all right?
00:49:50Am I all right?
00:49:52Oh, yeah, I'm just fine.
00:49:53I'm probably doing a lot better than you right now because you've got to go out and look for a new job.
00:49:56Good job.
00:49:58Yeah.
00:49:59Yeah, you understand English?
00:50:01Alplea Espanol.
00:50:02You're fired.
00:50:03You're fired?
00:50:04Yeah.
00:50:04For what?
00:50:06For what?
00:50:07Well, let's think about this.
00:50:08I got it.
00:50:10It's probably because you tried to dump me in that lake back there.
00:50:13Oh, man, you're so full of shit!
00:50:15You were the one who almost lost it out there, man, not me.
00:50:18Oh, really?
00:50:18Yeah.
00:50:19Why don't you be man enough to admit it, Wade?
00:50:21Well, you're fired.
00:50:24I can be man enough to admit that.
00:50:26I mean, do something!
00:50:31Oh, no, no, no.
00:50:32I'm sorry, son.
00:50:33That's Ricky's decision.
00:50:34Thanks.
00:50:35Thanks a lot.
00:50:36Kyle, come back here.
00:50:37You coming with me?
00:50:38Well, I'm supposed to decide what you mean?
00:50:39I mean, leave in these losers and come in with me.
00:50:41Kyle, I can't leave my grandpa.
00:50:44Fine.
00:50:44Then stay with him.
00:50:46You did this on purpose, just to hurt!
00:50:49Why did you ever have to come back here?
00:50:51Kelly.
00:50:51How could you let him?
00:50:58Stuck in last night.
00:51:00Oh, did you see that?
00:51:03You know something, Dick?
00:51:04I'm starting to like this joint, you know what I mean?
00:51:06Relax.
00:51:07What, you never seen boobs before?
00:51:11Wait a minute.
00:51:13You calling me a sissy boy?
00:51:15Is that what you're alluding to?
00:51:17Alluding to?
00:51:18It's alluding to.
00:51:19Okay, Nunzio?
00:51:20Alluding to.
00:51:21Get something right.
00:51:23So you are calling me one?
00:51:25Christ, you think you know somebody?
00:51:27They turn around, they stab you in the back.
00:51:30Et tu, Bruno?
00:51:32Et tu, Bruno?
00:51:33Shut up!
00:51:35I never called you a sissy boy, okay?
00:51:37And it's Brutess, okay?
00:51:38Get it right.
00:51:39Et tu, Brutess.
00:51:40Not Bruno.
00:51:41Moron.
00:51:42Paging Dick and Nunzio.
00:51:44Dick and Nunzio.
00:51:45See Monica Shavitz in her workout room.
00:51:47Ah, did you release our recreation director?
00:51:52Yes, ma'am.
00:51:53No problem.
00:51:54That's right, Mrs. Shavitz.
00:51:55And I personally guarantee that dickhead won't be showing his stinking butt around here anymore.
00:52:00Well, I have another assignment for you.
00:52:02After this afternoon's rather humiliating events, I have decided it's in my best interest to expedite Mr. Peterson's financial woes.
00:52:11Am I understood?
00:52:12Yes, ma'am.
00:52:13As Mr. Peterson still offers a money-back guarantee, the thought occurred to me.
00:52:18What if things became rather unpleasant for his customers?
00:52:22Yeah, they'd ask for a refund, and he can't afford it.
00:52:26Get on it immediately.
00:52:27And be discreet.
00:52:29Don't sweat it, ma'am.
00:52:31Discreet's our middle name.
00:52:33Funny.
00:52:34I thought it was dickhead.
00:52:35Oh, my gosh, what a great day this was.
00:52:41Did you see your grandfather?
00:52:42In all the years that I have known him, I have never seen him so excited.
00:52:47What's wrong?
00:52:48Don't you feel like talking?
00:52:52No, Jen, I was just thinking to myself, really, Kelly, about what?
00:52:57Oh, life, health, wealth, security.
00:53:00What it would be like to sleep with the Terminator.
00:53:03I'm sorry.
00:53:06I just have a lot on my mind.
00:53:09I know.
00:53:10Kyle didn't call, did he?
00:53:11I don't even care if he does.
00:53:14Really?
00:53:17Why?
00:53:18Because of something he said today.
00:53:21Called everyone over here losers.
00:53:24He meant it to.
00:53:26People here are my friends and my family,
00:53:29and I have no desire to be with anyone who thinks of them as losers.
00:53:32Yeah, you know, I'm starting to feel the same way about Wes.
00:53:37I mean, when Victor fell off his jet ski today,
00:53:39he just started chewing him out,
00:53:41like it was the end of the world or something.
00:53:43I really don't like that.
00:53:47Why did Ricky leave you, Kelly?
00:53:49I never knew.
00:53:56You know, the day he left, he didn't say a word.
00:54:00And before that, we never had any problems.
00:54:03I mean, you knew us.
00:54:04We never fought.
00:54:06As a matter of fact, things were pretty terrific.
00:54:09I was never happier.
00:54:10And then all of a sudden, it was over, like it was all a dream.
00:54:16I don't know, maybe it was.
00:54:18Ew!
00:54:30Ooh!
00:54:32Whoo-hoo!
00:54:51If you don't mind, we got a teeny-weeny favor to ask y'all.
00:55:02Shake well before using it.
00:55:24Stop that, will you?
00:55:26Just put a stupid thing.
00:55:28All right, these girls are gonna look like smurfs.
00:55:31Hey, what is that?
00:55:33Oh, my God, what is that?
00:55:35Oh, my God!
00:55:37Oh, my God!
00:55:39Oh, my God!
00:55:41Oh, yeah.
00:55:55Oh, darling.
00:55:57Oh, God, not now.
00:56:09Hi, Hillary.
00:56:11Look, I was just about to...
00:56:13Wait, please.
00:56:15You don't have to explain.
00:56:17I just wanted to apologize for all the trouble that I've caused you.
00:56:21You just came here like everybody else to have a good time.
00:56:25And it really hurts me to think that I'm the one ruining it for you.
00:56:29I'm sorry, Hillary.
00:56:33I'm really sorry.
00:56:35Bye.
00:56:37Wait.
00:56:38It's Victor, right?
00:56:41I'm telling you, man, tonight, Hillary is mine.
00:56:49Yeah?
00:56:50Yeah.
00:56:51I don't know, man.
00:56:52Looks like you might have to wait in line.
00:56:54Check it out.
00:56:55I am gonna kill that tub of lard.
00:57:00Hey, hey, hey.
00:57:01Chill, man.
00:57:02Chill.
00:57:03Look.
00:57:04First of all, you kick Fatty's ass, and Hillary is gonna be pissed at you and feel sorry for
00:57:09that guy over there.
00:57:11The girls are all the same.
00:57:12That's the way they work.
00:57:13You gotta play it cool.
00:57:14You and I both know that.
00:57:15Yeah.
00:57:16Look.
00:57:17We'll make sure that the boy from Planet Thick gets his, and sooner than he thinks.
00:57:21Just a matter of time, huh?
00:57:23Hangin' down.
00:57:28Nice night.
00:57:33Oh, it's you.
00:57:36Scared me.
00:57:39Mind if I sit down?
00:57:44Well, until the lab results come in, I'll take that as a yes.
00:57:50It's funny.
00:57:51I remember that, uh, the only time you used to come out here at night alone and sit on
00:57:56the dock was when something was bothering you.
00:57:59I guess tonight that something is probably me.
00:58:05Well, things were starting to get back to normal.
00:58:08I mean, I'd fallen in love with Kyle.
00:58:10I'd gotten over you.
00:58:11Then you decided to just breeze back into town and mess everything up.
00:58:16Now, wait a minute.
00:58:17No, no, you wait a second!
00:58:18You think you can just parachute in here like nothing was ever between us?
00:58:22Did you ever maybe consider how I might feel if you showed up again?
00:58:26Yes, I did, as a matter of fact.
00:58:28I thought about that and I knew that you and Kyle were in love and that you had this relationship.
00:58:32I mean, everybody around the lake knows about that.
00:58:35And I thought that me being here wouldn't bother you at all.
00:58:39It wouldn't bother me.
00:58:40You came in and fired him so that he'd break up with me.
00:58:42That's not true.
00:58:43I did not fire him so he would break up with you.
00:58:46But as a matter of fact, you breaking up with him is probably the best thing that could have ever happened to you.
00:58:50I mean, why'd you ever get involved with that jerk?
00:58:52Because the other jerk in my life took off and left me hanging.
00:58:56Why did you leave me, Ricky?
00:59:03I left you because I was afraid, Kyle.
00:59:15You see, your grandfather always said that he wanted the best for you.
00:59:22The absolute best.
00:59:25And you see, my problem is that Ricky Wade has never been the best in anything ever.
00:59:35And I didn't want to bring you down with me.
00:59:38I didn't want to destroy your future.
00:59:40So I left. I took off.
00:59:43Because I cared.
00:59:46Because I cared.
00:59:47I came back here.
00:59:51Because I cared.
00:59:56Your grandfather cares a lot about you.
01:00:00And he cares a lot about this camp.
01:00:03And he wants you to have this camp when he's gone.
01:00:07And I want to see that happen.
01:00:10I'm sorry, Kelly.
01:00:14I'm so sorry I heard you.
01:00:19Please forgive me.
01:00:21Please forgive me.
01:00:30Kelly!
01:00:31Kelly!
01:00:32Something must be wrong.
01:00:34Grandpa's never up this late.
01:00:36Tomorrow morning, I'm closing the camp.
01:00:53I have no choice.
01:00:57The mortgage and...
01:01:00And all these refunds.
01:01:04It's simply...
01:01:07Too much to handle.
01:01:12Son.
01:01:13I want to thank you for everything you've done for us.
01:01:18You've brought back an awful lot of good memories.
01:01:26Kelly.
01:01:29Sweetheart.
01:01:31Forgive me.
01:01:32Oh, Grandpa.
01:01:42Ricky, what's wrong?
01:01:51Nothing.
01:01:52Do you have any broken glass I could gargle?
01:01:59What is it?
01:02:03Two of the biggest boobs I've seen all night.
01:02:06How do I look?
01:02:08Great.
01:02:12These must be really special boobs if we have to sneak up on them.
01:02:18These aren't boobs.
01:02:19These are bad guys.
01:02:29Son of a bitch!
01:02:32My bungalow.
01:02:34Who did this?
01:02:37Oh, crap.
01:02:40What?
01:02:41I had some rocks.
01:02:42I was peeing.
01:02:43They look like dried fruit nuts.
01:02:44They must have took them.
01:03:06I think these guys have seen too many movies.
01:03:08Oh.
01:03:09Mm-hmm.
01:03:14Neil!
01:03:15I think I've got a solution.
01:03:16But it's gonna take some big cojones.
01:03:17My, my, if it isn't little Rick.
01:03:18My, my, if it isn't little Dick.
01:03:19Dick?
01:03:20Show him in.
01:03:24Ricky, how nice to see you again.
01:03:25Please.
01:03:26Come and sit down.
01:03:27Would you care for a drink?
01:03:28Hmm?
01:03:29Oh, yeah, sure.
01:03:30I'll have a double chocolate decaffeinated milkshake with Jerry.
01:03:32Always ready with a joke.
01:03:33I like that in a man.
01:03:34Oh, man.
01:03:35I'm not a man.
01:03:36I'm not a man.
01:03:37I'm not a man.
01:03:38I'm not a man.
01:03:39I'm not a man.
01:03:40I'm not a man.
01:03:41I'm not a man.
01:03:42I'm not a man.
01:03:43I'm not a man.
01:03:44I'm not a man.
01:03:45I'm not a man.
01:03:48I'm not a man.
01:03:49Yeah?
01:03:50I'm not a man.
01:03:51You are a man.
01:03:52Oh, man.
01:03:53Please, come and sit down.
01:03:54Would you care for a drink?
01:03:55Hmm?
01:03:56Oh, yeah, sure.
01:03:57I'll have a, uh, double chocolate decaffeinated milkshake with Jerry.
01:03:59Always ready with a joke.
01:04:02I like that in a man.
01:04:03Here's your drink, Mrs. Sche...
01:04:04Whoa!
01:04:05Kyle!
01:04:06Nice outfit.
01:04:07Hey, listen, while you're standing there, you, I got a little dirt on my shoe.
01:04:08You mind polishing that for me?
01:04:10Stop!
01:04:12Now sit down.
01:04:14I wonder if your shit's on command, too.
01:04:17That'll be enough, you two.
01:04:20Why did you want this meeting?
01:04:23I have an offer from Neil Peterson.
01:04:25Oh, interesting. Enlighten me.
01:04:28He'd like to have a rematch on the ski meet.
01:04:30Another ski meet?
01:04:32Why should we give you jerks another ski meet?
01:04:34Let me finish.
01:04:36Now, this time the stakes will be bigger.
01:04:44Much bigger.
01:04:46If Twin Oaks wins, he's going to accept that offer you made to him the other day.
01:04:53However, if Lakeside wins, you'll pay off our mortgage and leave us alone.
01:05:01When do you propose this rematch?
01:05:05The day after tomorrow.
01:05:07So soon?
01:05:08Well, for some unexplained reason, many of our campers have decided to leave.
01:05:14Same rules, same judges.
01:05:17What's your response?
01:05:19I accept.
01:05:22But on one condition.
01:05:25If Lakeside loses, you come back to work for me.
01:05:29At minimum wage, for a period of five years.
01:05:33What?
01:05:34How important is this to you, Ricky?
01:05:38This isn't the world of chocolate shakes and extra cherries, you know.
01:05:43This is the real world.
01:05:45Are you going to put up or shut up?
01:05:49Well, Monica, I'll be putting up.
01:05:58Come on, guys.
01:05:59Let's do it.
01:06:00Come on.
01:06:01Anything's possible if you want it bad enough.
01:06:03Look at Michael Jackson.
01:06:05Can you help someone and appreciate it?
01:06:06Welcome, everyone.
01:06:10I'm going to Secretary of State.
01:06:18I think we're going to go.
01:06:21I'm going to play it.
01:06:22I'm going to belil leopold.
01:06:24Those who aren'todecube.
01:06:25That battery is taking us.
01:06:26You don't get some fluid anymore.
01:06:28Wes, how are we looking good?
01:06:40Hey, where'd you learn to ski like that?
01:06:46Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Victor, the ninth and tenth wonder of the world.
01:06:52Hey, Victor, show me something special.
01:07:04Come on, do it, baby. Come on.
01:07:07No, you can do it. Come on, do it, man. Do it. Do it. Yes. Yeah.
01:07:11All right, way to go, big fish.
01:07:15All right, looking good. Bring it on in. Let's go.
01:07:20Come on, stay on the ball. Let's go.
01:07:29Yeah.
01:07:37Jump the weight. Let me see it jump the weight.
01:07:40Yeah.
01:07:47All right. Solid move. Way to go.
01:07:50Oh, my curiosity toys with me.
01:07:57Tell me, Mr. Link, what do you rate our chances tomorrow?
01:08:02Mm, excellent. Beyond excellent.
01:08:05If I had a million dollars, I'd bet it all.
01:08:07Well, I wish I had your confidence.
01:08:10Unfortunately, I don't.
01:08:11Which is why my two associates here are going to assist you.
01:08:16In the background, of course.
01:08:18Assist me?
01:08:19Why? We can win this thing, Monica.
01:08:21I've put together an excellent team here.
01:08:24Look, you are a very good ski instructor.
01:08:26But compared to Ricky Wade, you're a novice.
01:08:29Look, it's nothing personal. It's just that, well, there's a lot at stake.
01:08:34And I'll be a good boy and, uh, run along and replenish my drink.
01:08:41Hmm?
01:08:41Everything prepared?
01:08:50I contacted Chuck Lewis. We'll take care of it tonight.
01:08:53Excellent.
01:08:54And it's all centered around the ski jump.
01:08:58Are there any questions?
01:09:00Anyone?
01:09:02Anyone?
01:09:03No?
01:09:04Good.
01:09:06I don't think any of you could ever possibly realize the importance of this meet that you're going to have tomorrow.
01:09:13To me and to the future of Lakeside.
01:09:17So all I'm asking you is that you really try to go out there tomorrow and do the best you can.
01:09:24Please.
01:09:28Let's hear it. Come on.
01:09:29Beat Twin Oaks! Beat Twin Oaks! Beat Twin Oaks! Beat Twin Oaks! Beat Twin Oaks! Beat Twin Oaks! Beat Twin Oaks! Beat Twin Oaks!
01:09:42What are you doing? I thought I told you to wear black.
01:09:44It was on sale, all right.
01:09:46Why are you a clown?
01:09:47Hey, how much was the hat?
01:09:49Well, it was $3.95.
01:09:50Forget the stupid hat.
01:09:54Do that again and I'll kill you!
01:09:56It was an accident.
01:09:57Accident. You're an accident.
01:09:59Okay, come on. Let's go.
01:10:08Beat Twin Oaks! Beat Twin Oaks! Beat Twin Oaks!
01:10:12Hey, shut up!
01:10:13Okay. I want to get back to business here. I want you guys to go back to your cabins and get some sleep. Look sharp. I'll see you first thing in the morning.
01:10:21All right!
01:10:21All right, let's go!
01:10:23Hey, you know something? Give me one minute. I'll be right there.
01:10:26But I thought we were going to go to the dock.
01:10:28No, go ahead. It's okay. Seriously. I'm just going to hang out and clean up a little bit. Go ahead. Be right there. It's okay.
01:10:33Okay.
01:10:38I'm really excited about tomorrow. I think we're going to win here.
01:10:40Oh, me too.
01:10:41It's going to be so great.
01:10:42Vic. Vic. Vic. Ricky asked me to straighten up the lodge a little before we split. You think you can give me a hand?
01:10:48Sure, Wes.
01:10:49Yeah, great.
01:10:50I guess I'll see you in the morning, Hillary.
01:10:52Okay. Night, Victor.
01:10:53Good night.
01:10:53Good night.
01:10:54You know what? Tell you what. I'll stack the chairs, okay? And why don't you take the chalkboard and stick it right over there against the wall? How's that sound?
01:11:01Sure, Wes.
01:11:02Great, man. Great.
01:11:23Oh, no!
01:11:29Oh!
01:11:31Oh!
01:11:32Ow!
01:11:32Ow!
01:11:33Ow!
01:11:34Ow!
01:11:35Ow!
01:11:36Ow!
01:11:37Ow!
01:11:38Ow!
01:11:39You all right, man?
01:11:40My arm...
01:11:41I think I broke it!
01:11:42Ow!
01:11:43Ow!
01:11:44Ow!
01:11:45Ow!
01:11:46All right.
01:11:47All right.
01:11:48Uh, we got to get him to the hospital.
01:11:49Turn it on.
01:11:50Help me out.
01:11:51Get him off. Get him off.
01:11:52Get him off. Come on.
01:11:53Kelly, go get the car.
01:11:54Okay.
01:11:55It's all right.
01:11:56It's all right.
01:11:57It's all right.
01:11:58It's all right.
01:11:59Are you proud of yourself?
01:12:02What are you talking about?
01:12:04Cut the crap, Wes.
01:12:05I know that you and Howie set this up purposely to hurt Victor.
01:12:10Do you think that humiliating people makes you a big man, Wes?
01:12:13Huh?
01:12:17You are just like my own boyfriend.
01:12:19You don't give a damn about anybody else's feelings.
01:12:22And that makes you very small.
01:12:24Very small.
01:12:31I get the feeling she's pissed.
01:12:33Shut up, Howie.
01:12:35Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a very special, unofficial rematch of last weekend's Challenge Cup Scheme.
01:12:43All right. Gather round. Gather round. This is it.
01:12:45Listen up. You guys lost the last one, but now you got me.
01:12:48And I'm not a loser.
01:12:50So let's check our equipment, go out there and kick some butt!
01:12:54Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
01:12:58As you may recall, Lakeside defeated Twin Oaks.
01:13:01This is it, guys. This is very important.
01:13:04I need you all to do your best, okay?
01:13:06We're gonna go out there and we're gonna kick some butt.
01:13:08You don't realize how much this tournament means to us.
01:13:12I mean, I don't think you'll ever realize how much this tournament means to us.
01:13:16We're gonna go out there and we're gonna do it.
01:13:18And also, if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to dedicate this day to our brother in broken arms, man.
01:13:25Victor, Victor!
01:13:26Come on!
01:13:27Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor!
01:13:37Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor
01:14:07Next up,
01:14:35Twin Oaks Recreation Director, Kyle Lee!
01:14:44Shit!
01:15:05Woo!
01:15:12Woo!
01:15:17Woo!
01:15:30Woo!
01:15:31Woo!
01:15:32Woo!
01:15:37Woo!
01:15:55Woo!
01:15:58Woo!
01:16:00Woo!
01:16:03Woo!
01:16:04Ricky!
01:16:05Look, something happened.
01:16:06Oh, my!
01:16:07There's been an accident involving Ricky Wade.
01:16:09Let's hope he hasn't been injured.
01:16:11This is unbelievable.
01:16:19Guys!
01:16:20Guys!
01:16:21Guys!
01:16:22Listen to me!
01:16:24I need your help.
01:16:26It's important.
01:16:35Oh!
01:16:36Oh!
01:16:37Oh!
01:16:38Ouch!
01:16:39Okay, Colin.
01:16:40What happened?
01:16:41I don't know.
01:16:42The engine just died.
01:16:43Watch his leg.
01:16:44Watch his leg.
01:16:45Easy now.
01:16:46Ow!
01:16:47How are you feeling, son?
01:16:49You ever play soccer with a bowling ball?
01:16:51Well, that's about where I'm at right now.
01:16:52It's just that kind of deal.
01:16:53Listen.
01:16:54We've gotta get someone to replace Ricky.
01:16:55We need every point we can get.
01:16:57All right.
01:16:58Okay.
01:16:59Everybody, come on.
01:17:00Gather up.
01:17:01Come on.
01:17:02Come on.
01:17:03I got an idea here.
01:17:04We're gonna think for a while, and then after that, we're gonna think about it.
01:17:06Apparently, Lakeside has entered another skier to replace Ricky Wade.
01:17:11When we're done with that, we'll think some more.
01:17:14Hey, you guys.
01:17:15Who's that?
01:17:16I have no idea who he is.
01:17:19Uh, wait a minute.
01:17:21It's Neil Peterson, Lakeside's owner, and the only man to successfully complete the
01:17:28big triple hit!
01:17:30Whoa!
01:17:31Whoa!
01:17:32Whoa!
01:17:33Whoa!
01:17:34Whoa!
01:17:35Whoa!
01:17:36Whoa!
01:17:37Whoa!
01:17:38Whoa!
01:17:39Whoa!
01:17:40Whoa!
01:17:41Whoa!
01:17:42Whoa!
01:17:43Whoa!
01:17:44Whoa!
01:17:45Whoa!
01:17:46Whoa!
01:17:47Whoa!
01:17:48Whoa!
01:17:49Whoa!
01:17:50Look at that with some masonry.
01:17:51What about those guys?
01:17:53I don't know, but...
01:17:54No!
01:17:55John's coming back for us!
01:17:56Yes!
01:17:57gospel!
01:18:00Oh, my God.
01:18:01Now let's look to our judges to see how they've scored Neal Peterson, 8-7, 8-8, and 8-5.
01:18:16And that narrows Twin Oaks' lead to 3.2 points.
01:18:20Grandpa, you handsome dog. I didn't know you still had it in you.
01:18:25Oh, neither did I.
01:18:27We now come to the men's ski shop, and as usual, the outcome of the entire meet comes down to this, the final event.
01:18:35Good going, man. Something must have motivated you to get you out there, huh?
01:18:39Well, I had to do something. This camp is all I've got. It's all Kelly's got.
01:18:44I know.
01:18:45I couldn't let it go without a fight.
01:18:47I know. I wish there was something more that I could.
01:18:49Listen, don't feel bad, son. You did everything you possibly could, and I mean everything. Be proud.
01:18:55It's something I'll never forget.
01:19:01Yeah! Yeah!
01:19:08What a terrific jump for Twin Oaks! That certainly won't hurt their score!
01:19:13Ricky, since you're injured, who's gonna jump?
01:19:17Oh, well, that's easy. That's gonna be, uh...
01:19:23Well...
01:19:25Hey...
01:19:27Uh...
01:19:30Uh...
01:19:31It's your choice. You're the man.
01:19:34I'm the man right now.
01:19:36Todd Christie's score of 26.3 puts Twin Oaks ahead by 29.5 points, making Lakeside's chances of winning virtually nil!
01:19:45What? Virtually nil?
01:19:48Virtually nil?!
01:19:50Look down your pants! You'll find something virtually nil!
01:19:54Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:19:59Kelly...
01:20:01Give me my skis.
01:20:03Yeah!
01:20:04Yeah!
01:20:05Yeah!
01:20:06Yeah!
01:20:07Yeah!
01:20:08Yeah!
01:20:09Watch this!
01:20:10It looks like Ricky Wade will be jumping for Lakeside despite an apparent leg injury!
01:20:16You sure about this, Ricky?
01:20:18I was born sure!
01:20:21Hit it!
01:20:22Okay!
01:20:23Here it goes!
01:20:24Wooo!
01:20:25Wooo!
01:20:27One...
01:20:57Two...
01:21:03Three!
01:21:04Incredible!
01:21:06Ricky Wade has completed the Triple Hinge!
01:21:09Only the second man to ever do it!
01:21:12Unbelievable!
01:21:14Now let's check the all-important scores.
01:21:18Three perfect hands!
01:21:20Lakeside wins!
01:21:22Lakeside wins!
01:21:23Lakeside wins!
01:21:25No!
01:21:26No!
01:21:35You bungling idiots!
01:21:37You're fired!
01:21:45Hey Nunzio, let's go back to the relocation program.
01:21:49Yeah.
01:21:50Oh!
01:21:51Oh!
01:21:52All right!
01:21:53Let's go!
01:21:54Let's go!
01:21:55Let's go!
01:21:56Let's go!
01:21:57Let's go!
01:21:59Let's go!
01:22:01Hey!
01:22:02Let's go!
01:22:04Let's go!
01:22:05Let's go!
01:22:06Let's go!
01:22:07on time eight seconds late oh crap I gotta get this baby tuned I had a good
01:22:36time thanks John I got you inside okay man see you in a minute well these things definitely aren't easy
01:22:45I want you to know that I really learned a lot about myself because of you I want to say thanks
01:22:52hey take care guys bye
01:22:55got a little something
01:22:58well I guess this is my cue huh
01:23:08hey Jennifer 12 plus huh
01:23:22see you later see you next year
01:23:28bye-bye take care of you
01:23:31I'm gonna really miss you folks
01:23:35Neil someday I want to be able to bring my kids to your camp
01:23:39you do that son it'll be here
01:23:42Jennifer
01:23:44bye Victor I hope you had fun
01:23:47thanks
01:23:47oh Victor bye-bye
01:23:49you like my hair
01:23:52you look terrific
01:23:53I think I'm gonna miss you most of all Ricky
01:24:00gosh I suddenly feel like I'm in the Wizard of Oz
01:24:04take care of
01:24:06oh oh okay no tongues
01:24:09no tongues Victor get out of here
01:24:11come on get out of here
01:24:12bye Victor
01:24:13bye Vic
01:24:14hey Victor
01:24:15where's your clothes man
01:24:17Victor wait
01:24:19wait for me
01:24:21Victor
01:24:24I'll get us some good seats okay
01:24:26hey
01:24:28hey
01:24:29hey
01:24:31hey Ricky
01:24:32think my mom's gonna like her
01:24:34I don't know
01:24:35but your dad's gonna love her
01:24:37bye bye
01:24:39bye
01:24:40well another summer's come and gone
01:24:45but you know
01:24:48I have a feeling next summer
01:24:51is gonna be even better
01:24:53don't worry Neil
01:24:54I can guarantee it
01:24:56leave
01:25:13movie's over
01:25:14go home
01:25:21the movie's over
01:25:22you paid your money
01:25:23you saw the movie
01:25:23now go home
01:25:24oh I got it
01:25:27you're watching a video
01:25:28okay push stop now
01:25:30better yet push rewind
01:25:31that way you save the 50 cents
01:25:33look this isn't working
01:25:35some movie star
01:25:37you are
01:25:37I was in
01:25:43conies
01:25:44oh darling
01:25:54I'm in the broad lines
01:25:58fighting
01:25:58for my life
01:26:01I'm hoping
01:26:02that your partner
01:26:06will rise
01:26:07but I've been broken
01:26:11but there's one mistake
01:26:14and I found out
01:26:15that my heart ain't fake
01:26:18I surrender
01:26:19once you're lost
01:26:21not to fall inside
01:26:23I
01:26:25I'm giving you my last excuse
01:26:31it's time that you
01:26:33will tell the truth
01:26:35oh yeah
01:26:36I remember the night
01:26:40I fell in love with you
01:26:43oh yeah
01:26:44I remember the night
01:26:48I'm only found with you
01:26:51oh yeah
01:26:53I remember the night
01:26:57well darling
01:26:59oh yeah
01:27:02I'm running
01:27:04for my life
01:27:06you're wounded
01:27:08when I may not survive
01:27:12so I'm asking
01:27:16as a friend
01:27:19is there somewhere
01:27:20we could make it
01:27:23let's go
01:27:24let's go
01:27:25let's go
01:27:26let's go
01:27:26cause I'm in love
01:27:28with you
01:27:29oh
01:27:30I'm giving you
01:27:34my last excuse
01:27:36it's time that you
01:27:39were told the truth
01:27:40oh yeah
01:27:41I remember the night
01:27:44I fell in love with you
01:27:48Oh, yeah
01:27:50I remember the night
01:27:53I won't remember with you
01:27:56Oh, yeah
01:27:58Remember the night
01:28:14I gave my last excuse
01:28:44Darling, you deserve to come
01:28:47Oh, yeah
01:28:48I remember the night
01:28:52I fell in love with you
01:28:55Oh, yeah
01:28:57I remember the night
01:29:00I won't remember with you
01:29:04Oh, yeah
01:29:06I remember the night
01:29:14I fell in love with you
01:29:23I didn't know the night
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