- 10 hours ago
the rivalry between a small-town southern sheriff and a small-town teenaged thief who steals cars and destroys them with the sheriff's daughter by his side.
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00:00:30This time we'll get that son of a bitch and bury him under the men's room and there'll be no more car chases in this town. A man on this force loses another car in pursuit of a suspect. He'll lose two years pay.
00:01:00Oh, no.
00:01:18Hey, Smokey.
00:01:20Smokey.
00:01:25Ha ha! Adios, pork roast!
00:01:30Hey!
00:01:33You son of a bitch!
00:01:50You're the key to the paradise.
00:01:52You don't give a depression if there's anything to do.
00:01:55This is a secret in life.
00:01:56The baby bubble blows and it wants to bubble bubble burn.
00:01:59Having no illusions makes you ready for the fun.
00:02:02So grab a girl and run.
00:02:04Grab a girl and run now.
00:02:06Grab a girl and run now.
00:02:08Grab a girl and run now.
00:02:10Zip it, zip it, zip it, zip it, zip it away.
00:02:12Zip it, zip it, zip it, zip it, zip it, zip it away.
00:02:14You gotta smoke it.
00:02:16You're coming for the bust.
00:02:20KananUT
00:02:35Zip it, zip it, zip it, zip it, zip it zip it, zip it, zip it away.
00:02:37Zip it, zip it, zip it, zip it, zip it, zip it, zip it, draufNY.
00:02:39You're gonna smoke it.
00:02:40Oohs gonna bite it, dust.
00:02:42The only thing I hate is a car thief a lot about that chicken shit runaway porky.
00:03:02Want me to turn around and come back?
00:03:04That'd be the only sane and sensible thing to do, son.
00:03:08Well, yes, sir, officer.
00:03:10That's just what you'll get.
00:03:12That's just what you'll get.
00:03:42That's just what you'll get.
00:03:59Sheriff!
00:04:14Sheriff!
00:04:16Help!
00:04:22Chief, you all right?
00:04:24I've never been so humiliated in all my life.
00:04:29Not only that, after wrecking the car, two years without pay, it's gonna be pretty rough.
00:04:34Shut up, Bentley!
00:04:45Nice pair of little pockets, Sheriff!
00:04:47Shut up, Blister!
00:04:49Shut up, Blister!
00:04:53Sheriff, this is Stuggs. I'm in contact.
00:04:55I know you're in contact. I can hear you.
00:04:58No contact, High School.
00:05:00I've got the little booger right under my nose.
00:05:03I've got you covered, you little twerp.
00:05:05Now come out with your hands on top of your head.
00:05:06I've got you covered, you little twerp.
00:05:08Now come out with your hands on top of your head.
00:05:10I've got him, Sheriff. I've got him, Sheriff. I think he's hiding in the trunk.
00:05:15What the...
00:05:16All right. Once more. Now pay attention.
00:05:17This is a homecoming.
00:05:18I've got you covered, you little twerp.
00:05:19I've got you covered, you little twerp.
00:05:20Now come out with your hands on top of your head.
00:05:22I've got him, Sheriff. I think he's hiding in the trunk.
00:05:24What the...
00:05:25All right. Once more. Now pay attention. This is a homecoming rehearsal. It is not a gang war.
00:05:31Just imagine. A hush goes over the stadium. I mean this is as important as the game itself. Now, a one, a two, a three.
00:05:46Homecoming.
00:05:47Of which I am the queen. Homecoming. Time for autumn leaves that clog the eaves and the coal that freezes snoty sleeves.
00:06:00We believe these and other truisms right to the bottoms of our boo-isms.
00:06:07What you been up to, Roscoe? You want to be an accessory to the fact? The principal will present this year's queen. Miss Peggy Sue Turner.
00:06:27Uh, whose tangerine triumph convertible is that out there in the parking lot?
00:06:35It's my, Sheriff. It's going to be in the homecoming parade.
00:06:38Your ass is going to be in the homecoming!
00:06:41Don't mind me. You know, what the hell?
00:06:48Hey, Peggy Sue. What time do you want to get picked up tonight?
00:06:52Picked up? What time do you want to get put down?
00:06:56Best with my daughter and all you pick up is your teeth!
00:07:05I get to keep her all night after the game, too.
00:07:08No back seat.
00:07:09Well, there are ways. At least six.
00:07:12Thirty-two.
00:07:13You've been reading my mail.
00:07:15Carol, pull over. Let me drive, okay? I want to check her out.
00:07:18Forget it! I'm the only one insured to drive it.
00:07:20Sure.
00:07:21And for one endless stretch of maybe forty seconds, I'll be sitting right here, and Peggy Sue Turner will be sitting right here.
00:07:29And while she's blowing kisses to the crowd, guess where my eyeball's going to be pasted?
00:07:33And if I have to leave you a note, I'll remember to write backwards.
00:07:36The only reason my dad lets me go out with the quarterback is because I told him he never scores.
00:07:48Oh, I gotta go. Bye.
00:07:53Peggy Sue!
00:07:55Hi, guys.
00:07:56Can we drive you to the stadium?
00:07:58You know what it's like.
00:07:59I'll ask him anyway. I'm not afraid.
00:08:02Good morning, sir. Just came back to Peggy Sue.
00:08:07Get.
00:08:08At least give us something for the homecoming scrapbook.
00:08:11Everybody else is giving us some kind of momentum.
00:08:13I said get.
00:08:16Here. Put these beside my name.
00:08:23I said get.
00:08:26Go safe. Let's go.
00:08:32Hey, Bentley. Time's great. Let's make a deal. Get them where they're still hot.
00:08:44Hey, Bentley. You got it?
00:08:47Now, listen.
00:08:49I can get in trouble for this.
00:08:51Everybody knows that this isn't a catalog item.
00:08:54You got six. Nobody will ever miss one.
00:08:58All right. Give me it. I'll throw in the mag wheels for both curies.
00:09:01All right.
00:09:02But don't use it in town.
00:09:05Promise.
00:09:10Got enough now to keep the fleet in shape for another year for sure.
00:09:14Some fleet.
00:09:16A criminal like yourself, Lester, probably snicker at it.
00:09:21But I'd say our parts department here saves Psycho County three or four thousand tax dollars a year.
00:09:28Oh, that's probably for me.
00:09:31Who are you going to laugh out of the other side of your head when Habib calls me and offers me a million clams for my formula?
00:09:37I left this number.
00:09:38Habib who?
00:09:40Habib, Habib, Habib, that's who.
00:09:42He sells oil.
00:09:43What would he want to buy your moonshine for?
00:09:46So he can suppress it, dummy.
00:09:49You mean you'd sell out and your super fuel would just disappear?
00:09:53Time-honored American business practice.
00:09:54Thanks, Bentley.
00:09:55It works great, you dumb kid.
00:09:56You promised!
00:09:57What a clean shirt, Sheriff.
00:09:59What was that siren?
00:10:00I don't know, Sheriff.
00:10:01I thought it was you.
00:10:02I don't think so, Bentley.
00:10:03Could it have been you?
00:10:04Uh, right again, Sheriff.
00:10:05What was that siren?
00:10:06I don't know, Sheriff.
00:10:07I thought it was you.
00:10:08I don't think so, Bentley.
00:10:09Could it have been you?
00:10:10Uh, right again, Sheriff.
00:10:11Uh, one.
00:10:12Two, three, go!
00:10:13One, two, three, go!
00:10:15What a clean shirt, Sheriff.
00:10:16What was that siren?
00:10:18I don't know, Sheriff.
00:10:20I thought it was you.
00:10:21I don't think so, Bentley.
00:10:22Could it have been you?
00:10:23Uh, right again, Sheriff.
00:10:25One, two, three, go!
00:10:41I want every starter to hit the John at least twice between now and game time.
00:11:00Stay loose. Stay loose.
00:11:04How's the knee?
00:11:06Oh, you'll be all right, Coach.
00:11:08Coach, I want to know, can I get an excuse from halftime to Chalk Talk?
00:11:15I mean, with Peggy Sue getting crowned, I just didn't want to miss that.
00:11:19There is no room in this game for sentiments, son.
00:11:23For 48 minutes, you married to that pigskin.
00:11:29I know that, Coach, but halftime ain't part of the 48 minutes.
00:11:33We're all going to be on the field during the ceremony.
00:11:38All right?
00:11:40Keep your mind on the game.
00:11:44Like this, Coach?
00:11:49You got it!
00:11:50Rascal, have you got it?
00:12:12Sure thing, Mrs. Kate.
00:12:15Just roll it out and turn the valve.
00:12:18You're so clever.
00:12:19Harold is so lucky to have such a clever friend.
00:12:22And such a beautiful mother.
00:12:23Oh.
00:12:23Hey, Roscoe, you're not supposed to be hanging around here.
00:12:39Harold, I'm protecting you.
00:12:40The tank built?
00:12:42I need your protection like I need a bee in my shorts.
00:12:44Let's go.
00:13:06Hey, Jesse!
00:13:07Hey!
00:13:07Hey!
00:13:08Hey!
00:13:09Hey!
00:13:09Hey!
00:13:10Hey!
00:13:10Oh!
00:13:12Oh!
00:13:14Oh!
00:13:16Oh!
00:13:18Oh!
00:13:20Oh!
00:13:24Oh,
00:13:37Oh,
00:13:38Those days you had to have a personality now they can't tell it they think the personality is someone you're screwed to get the crown
00:13:51Homecoming is a ritual we perform
00:13:55Just as the Sun rises and
00:13:59Saps I think Peggy Sue up over here, but I drive around the back stretch give the car the best exposure of course
00:14:05Balls football and that old applesauce
00:14:10Harold look look at your mom
00:14:16God I'll kill her
00:14:35Oh
00:14:42Come on mom isn't he wonderful can't get back that car
00:14:53So where's Harold he told me to tell you he was impotent
00:14:57I'm driving the car you're supposed to go the other way that's they always say
00:15:17Hey
00:15:19Hey
00:15:21That's not Harold
00:15:27Rosco are you trying to abduct me
00:15:29Homecoming please
00:15:31Who the hell who the hell who the hell who the hell is driving that goddamn goddamn car
00:15:35It's Rosco
00:15:37He's stealing my car
00:15:39He's stealing my daughter
00:15:41Harold
00:15:45You're responsible
00:15:47And I want the truck back in Jack
00:15:49Manly
00:15:51Marley
00:15:53Follow that car
00:15:55I've got Peggy Sue's crew
00:15:57Come with me you can deliver it in person
00:15:59Get back
00:16:01Get back
00:16:03Get back
00:16:05I'll handle that
00:16:07Go back
00:16:09Get back
00:16:11Get back
00:16:13Get back
00:16:15Get back
00:16:17I don't want to get personal kitty
00:16:19But what the hell are you trying to do to me
00:16:21How much you know about love sir
00:16:23How long are you trying to steal?
00:16:35Whio
00:16:37He came
00:16:39to me
00:16:41Oh, wonder why a girl that lived on a protected, was objecting for a ride.
00:16:47It hadn't been so bad, if a dad had never seen a go.
00:16:50Now every cloud, for miles around, came out to join the show.
00:16:55They're heading down the highway, like a special, going along, just a girl, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:17:01We'll be right along.
00:17:03Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip.
00:17:07You got the smokey, come to pull the bus.
00:17:12Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip.
00:17:16You got the smokey, she's gonna bite the dust.
00:17:22Slow down, Rosco.
00:17:28Come on, take it easy.
00:17:33Rosco, will you slow down?
00:17:34Okay.
00:17:35Get on the radio and tell Skunk to set up a roadblock at 291 and 136.
00:17:59I'll choke that master before he goes to trial.
00:18:02I'll say he choked on his own pillow.
00:18:05Ah, to hell with it.
00:18:09The coronation's ruined anyway.
00:18:12By Roscoe Hilton.
00:18:15Hey, your father tried to kill me.
00:18:18Don't worry, next time he will.
00:18:21Got any chapstick?
00:18:23No. Why?
00:18:26No, soften your lips.
00:18:27Keep it in the car.
00:18:36Say my car.
00:18:38That's right.
00:18:41Lester, you gotta call Skunk.
00:18:43Tell him to set up a roadblock at 291.
00:18:46Well, hell, I ain't no goddamn cop.
00:18:49You gotta deputize me first.
00:18:51All right, all right.
00:18:53Raise your right hand.
00:18:56You've already been deputized, stupid.
00:19:01Good.
00:19:01Drive!
00:19:02I'm driving.
00:19:03Yes.
00:19:05Meet for my grave!
00:19:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:19:19Well, I don't see any of them.
00:19:36Now we can go back.
00:19:40Well, you proved your point.
00:19:42You outran Daddy and all the rest of them.
00:19:45What else is there to prove?
00:19:47What's my point?
00:19:49To get everybody's attention.
00:19:53So they'll say,
00:19:54Wow, Dig Roscoe,
00:19:55Mr. Big Time, King Kong Macho Man.
00:19:59Terror of Contact High.
00:20:01And if we go back now,
00:20:02while they're screaming around the boonies,
00:20:04you can have a last laugh.
00:20:06And you'll get your crown and...
00:20:08Well, why not?
00:20:11I deserve at least one fond memory of my unvent youth.
00:20:15That would have been it.
00:20:17Okay, look.
00:20:18I'll make you a deal.
00:20:19I'll take you anywhere you want to go.
00:20:23Except back.
00:20:25Why should we stop?
00:20:27We just got started.
00:20:30Lord, I was born to be the long arm of the Lord.
00:20:36Reaching out to strangle Craphead Roscoe.
00:20:40I don't know what could have gotten into Roscoe to make him do a crazy thing like that.
00:20:46He did it to show off.
00:20:48He did it to make me look like a simp just because I beat him at parallel parking.
00:20:53Well, he didn't even take drivers yet.
00:20:55The guy's got no sense of social responsibility.
00:20:57In your head, do you think you're rescuing me or kidnapping me?
00:21:07That's your choice.
00:21:08I just want to get you away from your father, the football team, and all that other high school crap.
00:21:13How long are you planning to hold me against my will?
00:21:18Tell you like it.
00:21:21Or, tell you decide to like me.
00:21:24And that shouldn't take very long.
00:21:25You know, I've known people being solitaire for six years and they forget how to talk.
00:21:31They can't even use their knife, fork, and spoon.
00:21:34The last county kidnap and the punks got off completely.
00:21:37Well, that's what they deserve, you know.
00:21:40You remember that screwball that was ransom-paid in grocery coupons?
00:21:46Well, that is even too good for him.
00:21:49What a screwball.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:51I'm going to stick my fingers in his ears.
00:21:54And I'm going to electrocute him with my own bare hands.
00:22:01And he just rolled a fuck out of my brain soup.
00:22:06Yeah.
00:22:24I have to go to the bathroom.
00:22:41Gee, I didn't think girls like you ever went.
00:22:43I'm not kidding, Roscoe.
00:22:44It's time for pit stop.
00:22:46You want a view of all the highways?
00:22:55You want a view of all the highways?
00:23:09That's right.
00:23:10I want a view of all the highways.
00:23:12Sir, we need to use the bathroom.
00:23:13Sorry, you want a gas station.
00:23:17Oh, please.
00:23:18Okay.
00:23:22Forgot to tell him king-size.
00:23:24Oh, what do you mean a king-size bathroom?
00:23:27Of course.
00:23:28Well, you got a dirty mind?
00:23:29Hey, Frank, wake up.
00:23:33Put the whiskey in the toilet tank and the kids in the attic.
00:23:36Take them to room 102.
00:23:38308?
00:23:39Why not 102?
00:23:41That's empty.
00:23:43Honeymooning?
00:23:44Kidnapping.
00:23:45Ain't that sweet.
00:23:46Crazy nitwit.
00:23:48Hey.
00:23:49Somebody stole my suitcase.
00:23:51Hey.
00:23:52Hey.
00:23:52Hey.
00:23:52Hey.
00:23:52Hey.
00:23:52Hey.
00:23:52Hey.
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00:23:53Hey.
00:23:54Hey.
00:23:54Hey.
00:23:59Hey.
00:24:00Hey.
00:24:00Hey, boys.
00:24:01Hit the beach.
00:24:05This room's got the softest mattress this side of Mars' red light drive-in.
00:24:15102.
00:24:17This is it.
00:24:18Yes, sir.
00:24:19Yeah.
00:24:20We call this the consummation suite.
00:24:24Sir, there's somebody here already.
00:24:27I'll bet you're ready.
00:24:29Come on.
00:24:30Where's the bathroom?
00:24:31If you need the bathroom, it's right in there.
00:24:33Thanks.
00:24:35Don't get me any honeymooners anymore.
00:24:37They go mostly to the motels.
00:24:49How'd you hang your clothes out there?
00:24:52Oh, it smells like that.
00:24:54Sorry, I can't cook.
00:24:57Smells like money.
00:24:58I can't smell anything.
00:25:00Oh, Rich Perry.
00:25:01Oh, Rich Perry.
00:25:02Oh, I just got the best sense of smell, isn't it?
00:25:05Hey, you're a nice little parent.
00:25:10Stay right there now.
00:25:16Oh, excuse me, madam.
00:25:18She broke the window.
00:25:19Stop whispering.
00:25:20Didn't you hear that?
00:25:21Again, one wouldn't make mention of it.
00:25:22She broke the window.
00:25:23She's going to slash her wrist.
00:25:24Oh, she's one of those, huh?
00:25:25Yeah.
00:25:26Guess we'd better go in and see.
00:25:27There you go.
00:25:28It has to be one of these.
00:25:29There you find it.
00:25:30I've got to go get my camera.
00:25:31Gotta take photographs of the blood.
00:25:32At least I don't have to mop it up.
00:25:33Hey, Sue.
00:25:34Mind if I get some sleep?
00:25:36Don't.
00:25:37Oh, say-oh.
00:25:38Don't say-oh.
00:25:41I gotta go get my camera. Gotta take photographs of the blood.
00:25:45At least I don't have to mop it up.
00:25:47How do you do?
00:25:50Mind if I get some sleep?
00:26:03Don't I say ho.
00:26:06I bother. He loves no house.
00:26:09He's gonna kiss me like an old cow.
00:26:12Gonna tie me up to a hitchin' cow.
00:26:15I've got my them blues, yeah.
00:26:18I've got my them blues.
00:26:19Hi, hey!
00:26:22Hi there.
00:26:23Oh, Fred, don't touch the tape, Fred.
00:26:29Here, let me help you out.
00:26:31Drop in any time, honey.
00:26:34Oh, my, how you've changed.
00:26:36Uh-huh.
00:26:37So, homecoming queen, home-going captain.
00:26:40Oh, wait a minute.
00:26:41You've got these.
00:26:43Wait now.
00:26:44I want to get a picture of the two of you from a scrapbook.
00:26:47Hold it.
00:26:49Yeah.
00:26:50Give up easily.
00:26:51You give up easily.
00:26:52Have I given up?
00:26:56Well, I expected you to stage a big physical scene in front of everyone.
00:26:59You still don't know my style.
00:27:01Now, hold it.
00:27:02I'm going over here.
00:27:03We'll get a much better one.
00:27:04Yeah.
00:27:05Oh, yeah.
00:27:07And with you doing 10 to life, I never will.
00:27:10Thanks for the ride.
00:27:11That's a good one.
00:27:14I just heard the news.
00:27:35Those two are kidnappers.
00:27:38Ridiculous.
00:27:39Just look at the smile on the face of the bride.
00:27:42I just heard those two are kidnappers.
00:27:47Peggy Sue!
00:27:48Peggy Sue!
00:27:49Hey!
00:27:56Jack!
00:27:57Hey, why'd you change your mind?
00:27:59I decided to like it.
00:28:00I'm getting a try.
00:28:02What the hell is going on here?
00:28:03You know, you could have courted me with flowers going to the movies and that kind of stuff.
00:28:19Nah.
00:28:20Wouldn't have worked.
00:28:21That's right.
00:28:22I'm getting a try.
00:28:23You know, you could have courted me with flowers going to the movies and that kind of stuff.
00:28:25Nah.
00:28:26Wouldn't have worked.
00:28:27That's right.
00:28:28I'm getting a try.
00:28:33Look into your eyes, girl.
00:28:35You're everything in my world.
00:28:39Don't you know, wherever I go, when trouble always follow behind.
00:28:44I look into your eyes, girl.
00:28:47I feel that you are mine, girl.
00:28:50If Peggy Sue, I'll do it for you when trouble will be falling behind.
00:28:56I guess when we catch him, you and Roscoe will trade cars, and Peggy Sue will go with you in the homecoming car, and I'll go with Roscoe in this car.
00:29:13What if we don't catch them at all?
00:29:14For all of your devotion, across a million oceans, and don't you know, wherever I go, when trouble always follow behind, I'll take your magic potion, and put the world in motion, and Peggy Sue, I'll do it for you, when trouble will be falling behind.
00:29:40It's you and me now, we're coming down the road, feeling like a locomotive, but those two, we'll do it for you, when trouble will be falling behind, and trouble will be falling behind.
00:30:01Trouble will be falling behind.
00:30:03What's going on? I'm cold, clean, this is private property.
00:30:12You better be a bitch.
00:30:18When I get this dude, Roscoe, down on his dirty back, sir, I want you to free my hand, so as I can just take his head off.
00:30:24Just one pop, sir. One pop.
00:30:26Oh, man, we're never going to find another one like this.
00:30:40Sure, but this is great, but everybody knows this car.
00:30:43Yeah.
00:30:46Hey, pull in here, the car wash.
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00:31:04Ask him if he wants to trade.
00:31:06You can't trade something that isn't yours.
00:31:09I don't want to steal another one.
00:31:11There'll still be just one.
00:31:13We'll leave the convertible here.
00:31:19Excuse me, sir.
00:31:21Hey.
00:31:22We're fresh out of quarters.
00:31:25Sorry, sister, but I'm saving these here for the stock machine.
00:31:30But I'll only give you a rinse.
00:31:32Okay.
00:31:33All right.
00:31:34Can you show me how?
00:31:35Yeah.
00:31:36Come with me.
00:31:37I'll show you how to do that.
00:31:38Yeah.
00:31:39No, I couldn't get my hoop to go up.
00:31:40Hey.
00:31:41Yeah, where are you going?
00:31:42Oh, I see.
00:31:43Yeah.
00:31:44Hey.
00:31:45Down you pull the lever.
00:31:46Now, go down, sir.
00:31:48There's nothing good at all.
00:31:50You're in a vacuum.
00:31:51You're in a vacuum.
00:31:52I'll get you for that.
00:31:53Hey, you having a good time?
00:31:55I don't know me at all today.
00:31:56I'm breaking rules that I really believe in.
00:31:58Yeah, but I'll be picking up the dues.
00:32:00As long as we stay in Psycho County, Daddy will keep us out of prison.
00:32:01Hey, we left Psycho County a half hour ago.
00:32:02You gotta get me out of here.
00:32:03There.
00:32:04Looks like he's leading us in a big circle around through San Francisco.
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:06Yeah.
00:32:07Yeah.
00:32:08Yeah.
00:32:09Yeah.
00:32:10Yeah.
00:32:11Yeah.
00:32:12Yeah.
00:32:13Yeah.
00:32:14Yeah.
00:32:15Yeah.
00:32:16Yeah.
00:32:17Maybe we would call in the guard.
00:32:39Maybe we would call in the guard.
00:32:43Call the fire department!
00:32:45You can't use a fire department on police work, stupid.
00:32:54Hey, that's Bleed. Watch the car.
00:32:57I'm going, Chief.
00:33:00I never thought I'd need that chicken shit Bleed.
00:33:09Getting anything from him is like trying to shit in a shoe.
00:33:14Hey! Buddy! You come to help, huh?
00:33:24You come to help, huh?
00:33:26Well, we've got a couple more cars out.
00:33:29Oh, my. Looks like an accident here.
00:33:32Let me see your license, please.
00:33:34Look, a kidnapper and rapist got my daughter.
00:33:37This is a real vehicle pinch.
00:33:40And you a car, huh?
00:33:41Yeah.
00:33:42After this example of your drive...
00:33:44Oh! Bentley was driving.
00:33:46Well, I can see the pinch you're in, all right.
00:33:48Yeah.
00:33:49But we got county rules.
00:33:50Sherm, it's my poor little daughter.
00:33:53Law's the law. Just sign right here, huh?
00:33:55Yeah.
00:33:58Bentley!
00:34:00You call Skuggs and tell him to pick you up.
00:34:02And have him pick me up at Snake Lake's truck stop.
00:34:06Yeah, he needs some help down there.
00:34:09Eh.
00:34:13Hey!
00:34:14Hey!
00:34:17Hey!
00:34:21Take that one!
00:34:22You hear from-
00:34:24Turner?
00:34:25What in the morning?
00:34:26Oh, shoot!
00:34:27The.
00:34:28Tony!
00:34:29Butter, I'm ordering you to stop!
00:34:30You really mean, pokey, old buddy?
00:34:31Wooo!
00:34:32I'm ordering you to stop and face around the Nazi county!
00:34:33Show Nazi county!
00:34:34What?
00:34:35I want you to stop and face around the Nazi county!
00:34:40Stop Nazi county!
00:34:43What?
00:35:05See it?
00:35:15See what?
00:35:16My car, you idiot! What the hell do you think we're doing up here?
00:35:19Yeah, 1974, cream Pontiac Ventura.
00:35:24Yeah, with a license plate, fry them.
00:35:26I want action, I want it fast.
00:35:28Don't you worry then, Mr. Camaro. We'll take care of it.
00:35:3510-4, Glenn. They're in a 1974, cream Pontiac Ventura.
00:35:50It's them, Eddie!
00:35:58Where'd you like to fly?
00:35:59In the Army.
00:36:00What, the Salvation Army?
00:36:05What?
00:36:10Sheriff!
00:36:18Hey, Sheriff Turner!
00:36:21It's quarterback here, sir.
00:36:23Quarterback calling Smokey number one.
00:36:25Number one!
00:36:32God damn!
00:36:35Get out of there, you dummy!
00:36:44Well, what do you know?
00:36:46Not much, Sheriff. What do you know?
00:36:48What do you know?
00:36:49I don't mean, what do you know?
00:36:51I mean, what do you know?
00:36:54About what?
00:36:55About my daughter, you double-barreled jerk!
00:36:59Well, I think she's the finest creature on God's earth, sir.
00:37:01You know where the runt might have taken her?
00:37:03No, sir, I don't.
00:37:05I'll get my hands on him one more round his neck.
00:37:08Don't you do anything to him!
00:37:10But I want to help rescue the girl I'm going to marry!
00:37:13Marry?
00:37:14Who's I going to hear about getting married?
00:37:16My daughter is only 17 years old!
00:37:19And she's not about to marry the likes of an idiot like you!
00:37:23Marriage is a holy thing, sir.
00:37:24It's not to be scorned.
00:37:26People take things too lightly these days.
00:37:28But you know me, sir.
00:37:29Now I know.
00:37:31Why, she used to come home from her date's crime.
00:37:34And I promise you,
00:37:35that if I ever get her back,
00:37:37I won't make her go out with a jerk like you!
00:37:40Sir.
00:37:51Coach, what if he's right?
00:37:54What if I am a jerk?
00:37:57Coach,
00:37:58if you think I ought to continue in my attempt to rescue Peggy Sue,
00:38:02show me a sign.
00:38:10Thanks, Coach.
00:38:11Yes, Miss Leicester?
00:38:12That's you, Habib?
00:38:13Uh, yes, it is I'm!
00:38:15Sheikh Abu Habib Bib-Bubub.
00:38:17Brother of Bay Bib-Bubub.
00:38:20Bay of Bay Bib-Bububub.
00:38:21Bay of Bay Bib-Bububub.
00:38:22Bay of Bay Bib-Bububub.
00:38:23Have you got it formula?
00:38:24Yeah, you got a million clams?
00:38:25That's you, Habib?
00:38:27Yes, it is I'm, Sheikh Abu Habib Bibubu, brother of Bay Bibubu.
00:38:34Bay of Bay Bibubu Bay.
00:38:37Have you got it formula?
00:38:38Yeah, you got a million clams?
00:38:40Oh, yes, of course.
00:38:42I'll meet you snake like snack in a half an hour.
00:38:45Snakey like a snack.
00:38:48Good. Bye.
00:38:55What was that?
00:39:05B flat.
00:39:25No!
00:39:27No, no!
00:39:30No, no, no!
00:39:31No!
00:39:35No!
00:39:37Ah!
00:39:42No!
00:39:45No!
00:39:46No!
00:39:48No!
00:39:49No!
00:39:50No!
00:39:52No!
00:39:53Oh, my God.
00:40:23Oh, my God.
00:40:53Oh, my God.
00:41:23Oh, my God.
00:41:53Oh, my God.
00:42:23You ought to watch your language, Doc.
00:42:25You're probably going to burn the heck for this.
00:42:32But it'll be worth it.
00:42:33I've been had.
00:42:39So I said to him, I said, Roscoe, you lay a hand on Cindy and you're a gone goon.
00:42:44He was able to grab Peggy Sue because I was making sure he didn't grab you.
00:42:52I'm glad.
00:42:53I'm glad.
00:42:54I wouldn't know what to do.
00:42:57You could have paralyzed him with your beauty.
00:43:00How?
00:43:01It's easy.
00:43:02Just hike up your skirt a little bit.
00:43:04Then while he's staring, you get him to the karate shop.
00:43:09Pretend I'm kidnapping you and you want to distract me.
00:43:11Like this?
00:43:12Like this?
00:43:13Oh, yes.
00:43:14That's very good.
00:43:15Oh, that's great.
00:43:16Nobody can resist staring at that.
00:43:18More.
00:43:18High-five!
00:43:21Hoch!
00:43:24Gerald!
00:43:27Gerald!
00:43:30Gerald!
00:43:35Gerald!
00:43:42Gerald!
00:43:43Gerald!
00:43:44Are you all right?
00:43:45I'm all right, Cindy.
00:43:46Are you all right?
00:43:46I'm all right, Harold, but are you all right?
00:43:50I'm all right.
00:43:51Oh, Harold, I'm really sorry I hit you and made you wreck your car.
00:44:00That's okay. It wasn't my car.
00:44:02I guess the chase is over.
00:44:05No.
00:44:06Roscoe will probably stop for lunch at the Snake Lake truck stop.
00:44:08We'll catch him there.
00:44:11Later.
00:44:12Later.
00:44:16I wish we could just push a button and make this car sprout wings.
00:44:25We could have the whole world in front of us.
00:44:28Meanwhile, we got the whole state behind us.
00:44:30Yep.
00:44:31Damn bad boys.
00:44:46Now, you're in the car.
00:44:58Lost you?
00:44:59No.
00:45:00No.
00:45:03No.
00:45:04No.
00:45:05No.
00:45:05No.
00:45:07No.
00:45:07No.
00:45:07No.
00:45:08No.
00:45:09If my friends could see me now, they'd probably be cheering us on.
00:45:21Go! Go!
00:45:39Oh, that's better.
00:46:09Come back here!
00:46:19No!
00:46:20No!
00:46:21Lester!
00:46:23Hey!
00:46:24Pig!
00:46:26Seventy-six, forty-two, forty-one, hot!
00:46:45Hot!
00:46:46Hot!
00:46:47Hot!
00:46:48Hot!
00:46:49Hot!
00:46:50Hot!
00:46:51Hot!
00:46:52Hot!
00:46:53Hot!
00:46:54Hot!
00:46:55Hot!
00:46:56Hot!
00:46:57Hot!
00:46:58This is planned in a helicopter.
00:47:00We spotted them in a beige Pontiac heading east on Highway 204, Sheriff.
00:47:04They're still in another car.
00:47:06Over and out.
00:47:08It's time to switch cars.
00:47:11Let's get a big one.
00:47:12Do I like the big ones?
00:47:14Well, let's try something they'll never suspect.
00:47:17Yes, the little.
00:47:18Whoa!
00:47:22What?
00:47:23No, man!
00:47:24No, not!
00:47:26No, no.
00:47:27No, no, no!
00:47:28Oh, no!
00:47:29No, no!
00:47:30No!
00:47:31No, no, no!
00:47:32Who is the only one?
00:47:33No, no!
00:47:34No, no!
00:47:35I don't know.
00:47:36No, no, no!
00:47:37No, no!
00:47:38No, no!
00:47:39No, no.
00:47:41Let's go.
00:48:10bad you know they can fix it you know if they can sew people's fingers on today they can fix this
00:48:19are these big enough serious we'll get one of good old snake lake snacks yeah they've got
00:48:40so
00:48:54Oh, well, you got your big one.
00:49:24Go in the cab and pull the compression release.
00:49:26Okay.
00:49:27Okay.
00:49:30Refresion release.
00:49:31Right.
00:49:41Turbo.
00:49:44Compression release, huh?
00:49:46Somebody's been messing with my cab.
00:49:49And here she is now!
00:49:52Hey!
00:49:53Oh, God.
00:49:54Hey, kid!
00:49:55Come back here!
00:49:56Oh!
00:50:05What happened?
00:50:06They tried to cop the ring.
00:50:08Oh, oh!
00:50:09Fred and Ginger!
00:50:10This is an unacceptable waste.
00:50:27Filthy shame.
00:50:28You're under arrest.
00:50:29Oh, Sherm.
00:50:30You're in my county now, and you can't even arrest a butterfly.
00:50:35But the crime was initiated in Nazi county.
00:50:38I got the right to pursue, even across state lines.
00:50:40Look, only the FBI can cross the state lines, Sherm.
00:50:44You're so stupid about the law.
00:50:47Oh, yeah?
00:50:48Well, I know a criminal when I see one.
00:50:56Stop!
00:50:57I'll shoot!
00:50:58Yeah!
00:50:59You shoot!
00:51:00I'll hang you!
00:51:01You'll never let me see it!
00:51:02See him?
00:51:03No.
00:51:04I don't see anyone.
00:51:08See him?
00:51:09No.
00:51:10I don't see anyone.
00:51:11See him?
00:51:12No.
00:51:13I don't see anyone.
00:51:15You guys trying to steal my daddy's car?
00:51:36No.
00:51:37No.
00:51:38We wouldn't do that.
00:51:39No, no.
00:51:40We don't steal.
00:51:41Yeah, like I don't smoke cigarettes.
00:51:42Cigarettes?
00:51:43Cigarettes? A kid like you?
00:51:48Do you want to trade your dad's car for a pack of cigarettes?
00:51:51Ten packs, no filters.
00:51:53Well, let's get her what you want.
00:52:03Give up, you jackass!
00:52:05Aha!
00:52:06Now it's the jackass!
00:52:08You're the one that found a bullet!
00:52:13Whee!
00:52:28Hold up, Sheriff!
00:52:30There's a damn martial law taking place here!
00:52:34Get out!
00:52:36Why, what happened?
00:52:38Cambodians landed at San Clemente!
00:52:41Who in the hell are you?
00:52:43Mellow Rabbi is my name.
00:52:45Mellow Salvation is my game.
00:52:47Can I help?
00:52:48Yeah, get the hell out of the way!
00:52:57Hunter!
00:52:58You come back here!
00:52:59Stop!
00:53:02Hey, I was on the way to my brother's wedding.
00:53:04Now I want to go help fight the Cambodians.
00:53:06Fine, fine.
00:53:08You take command of that tank over there and guard the road.
00:53:21Sorry to run off with you like this, Padre.
00:53:23But my little girl's been abducted by some goddamn teenage car thief.
00:53:28And anything I hate's a car thief.
00:53:30If I ever get my hands on him, I'll tell you there's no power on God's ground
00:53:35or he's gonna keep me from killing that son of a bitch.
00:53:38Tell me, Padre, is there any secret word that will save my soul?
00:53:45Oh, freak thee not, my son.
00:53:47Yeah?
00:53:48Straighten thy wig with a monstrous hit.
00:53:52Oh, well, I've given up smoking.
00:53:57Here!
00:53:59Smoke him in good health.
00:54:00Silver.
00:54:02Remember, you never saw him!
00:54:08Hey!
00:54:10Ah!
00:54:12Ah!
00:54:15Hey, baby.
00:54:16Ate some fire?
00:54:17Sure, big boy.
00:54:26Hey, uh, did you kid see?
00:54:29Give me those cigarettes.
00:54:38Hey, uh, did you kid see?
00:54:41Give me those cigarettes.
00:54:45I'll be a proud, best-looking baby.
00:54:48Did you see a young couple in a stolen Pontiac?
00:54:51She's beautiful and he's definitely retarded.
00:54:54I saw them, but they're not in Pontiac.
00:54:56What are they in?
00:54:57I'm intellectual.
00:55:02Tobacco will kill you.
00:55:04I'll kill you.
00:55:08There you are.
00:55:11Oldsmobile station wagon, towing a boat, licensed 700 DTW.
00:55:16700 DTW.
00:55:18Which way did they go?
00:55:20They went that-a-way, Sheriff.
00:55:21That-a-way.
00:55:22Ah, thank you, honey.
00:55:23I hate corrupting a little kid like that.
00:55:24Man, this turd's so slow, a couple youngles are catching us in a pickup.
00:55:28Really?
00:55:29Yeah.
00:55:30Oh my-
00:55:31That's daddy!
00:55:32Oh no!
00:55:33She's got no zipped.
00:55:34Come on, it's right on our tail.
00:55:35Come on, do something!
00:55:36Come on, do something!
00:55:37No!
00:55:38No!
00:55:39No!
00:55:40No!
00:55:41No!
00:55:42No!
00:55:43No!
00:55:44No!
00:55:45No!
00:55:46No!
00:55:47No!
00:55:48No!
00:55:49No!
00:55:50No!
00:55:51No!
00:55:52No!
00:55:53No!
00:55:54No!
00:55:55No!
00:55:56No!
00:55:57No!
00:55:58No!
00:56:00No!
00:56:02No!
00:56:03Oh, my God.
00:56:33Oh, my God.
00:57:03Oh, my God.
00:57:33Oh, I need a rest because of my back, you know.
00:57:42All I really need, Nellie, is your car.
00:57:45Oh, no, you don't now, Hoagie.
00:57:50That's a big hot no-no.
00:57:52War is hell, Nell.
00:57:55Get out now, Hoagie.
00:57:57So I told Helen, hey, book the little shit on indecent shortness.
00:58:07Hey, you're not Nellie.
00:58:11Thanks.
00:58:15This thing's dying on us.
00:58:17We got to get another one.
00:58:20Marvelous time.
00:58:21It's just superb.
00:58:23I know it'll be fantastic.
00:58:26It'll be jolly good.
00:58:27No, no, no.
00:58:27That's perfectly all right.
00:58:28Nice car, sir.
00:58:29Good afternoon.
00:58:37Come back, you swine.
00:58:41That cheeky young couple stole my car.
00:58:44Ooh, look what I found.
00:58:52Yeah.
00:58:52Yeah.
00:58:52Yeah.
00:59:02Yeah.
00:59:03Yeah.
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:20Yeah.
00:59:20Yeah.
00:59:20Are you just going to ignore me?
00:59:47Lady, I'm crying, I'm crying.
00:59:50I'm crying.
01:00:15Ah!
01:00:18Whoa!
01:00:19Ah, not of here.
01:00:21Now get out of here.
01:00:49Oh, oh!
01:00:52Ah!
01:00:58I wore a tip.
01:00:59Cl cheer.
01:01:01Hello, down there.
01:01:03Go out and APB on that black chibi coat.
01:01:07I wore a tip.
01:01:09Clancy!
01:01:10Hello, down there.
01:01:11Pull out an APB on that black chibi coat.
01:01:14Oh, look.
01:01:16Oh, look.
01:01:18Jimmy, go!
01:01:27Sheriff Fleet!
01:01:29Come on, join the party.
01:01:33You boys got a lot to answer for.
01:01:36Deputy?
01:01:38In a Nazi county court.
01:01:40Oh, come on, what the hell, Sheriff?
01:01:42It's off the taxpayer's ass anyhow.
01:01:44Come on and have a beer.
01:01:46Beer?
01:01:47Jimmy, cross Red Creek Bridge.
01:01:49The car thieves are heading for Red Creek Bridge now.
01:01:52Roger Glenn, I'm on my way.
01:01:55And you're looking very palsy-walsy.
01:01:57It's okay, it's okay.
01:02:21It's okay.
01:02:21Oh, my wow.
01:02:32Ah, my wow.
01:02:33Oh, my God.
01:02:36Ahh!
01:02:39No!
01:03:09No!
01:03:39No!
01:04:09No!
01:04:10No!
01:04:16Go!
01:04:17Go!
01:04:22Go!
01:04:28Go!
01:04:33Go!
01:04:34Wow!
01:04:40Wow!
01:04:42Shit!
01:04:52Woo!
01:04:54Woo!
01:05:00Ha ha! Smokey bites the dust!
01:05:02Have a nice swim, Daddy!
01:05:12Oh!
01:05:14Oh!
01:05:26Police!
01:05:28Police!
01:05:30Hey!
01:05:36My mother!
01:05:38She's drowning!
01:05:40Help!
01:05:42Help!
01:05:44Help!
01:05:46Help!
01:05:48Help!
01:05:50Help!
01:05:52Help!
01:05:54Help!
01:05:56Help!
01:05:58Help!
01:06:00Help!
01:06:02Help!
01:06:04Help!
01:06:06Help!
01:06:08Help!
01:06:10Help!
01:06:12Help!
01:06:14Help!
01:06:16Help!
01:06:18Help!
01:06:20Help!
01:06:22Hey!
01:06:37Turner!
01:06:39I'm gonna pull his ass up around his neck and choke him to death!
01:06:44He's done right for my car!
01:06:45Come on, let's go!
01:06:46Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:06:50Turt, you driver. Just remember to get away from a Belgian Frankenstein.
01:06:54And we'll get him for you, lad!
01:07:14Wow!
01:07:16Look!
01:07:43Hey, ah!
01:07:44On my right!
01:07:45Opa-hey!
01:07:46Oh, God, not on my feathers!
01:07:50Oh, no!
01:07:53Slow down!
01:08:03God, go!
01:08:07Bastards!
01:08:16Oh, God!
01:08:41Oh, God!
01:08:43Hey, hey!
01:08:46Hey, hey!
01:08:48Ah!
01:08:49Hey!
01:08:51Chill!
01:08:55Oh, no!
01:08:57Oh, God!
01:09:09Oh, God!
01:09:11Oh, God!
01:09:16Oh, God!
01:09:17Oh, God!
01:09:18Oh, God!
01:09:30Oh, God!
01:09:31What happened to your car I'm dying left oh well you better have a hot plate of
01:09:59Spaghetti oz and plenty of beer
01:10:24It must be that Rolls-Royce I just spotted I can't think what the hell car like that's doing way out here
01:10:29But they're going crazy on North 248
01:10:59Oh
01:11:19What
01:11:21They
01:11:23What
01:11:25What
01:11:27What
01:11:29What
01:11:31What
01:11:33What
01:11:35What
01:11:37What
01:11:39What
01:11:41What
01:11:43they lost us for how long every lane freeway highway and byway in the surrounding four
01:11:55counties has been blocked by the highway patrol there is no way anything on wheels can get through
01:12:01no more wheels you get a plane no i can't fly but i can sail me too let's go back to snake lake
01:12:12and get a racing boat and head out to big mo st lou new orleans all right we're going with it
01:12:18who owns this car it's mine let me have the keys man let me have the keys
01:12:29move over i'm a i'm an officer of the law move over this is an emergency
01:12:39you know what i'm what is thirsty very very thirsty i'm first oasis pulling in
01:12:54hello down there can you hear me the rolls royce is crossing the barrens on snake lake
01:13:03we'll stick to them like shit to a blanket
01:13:06one
01:13:11so
01:13:13he's
01:13:15i'm
01:13:17i'm
01:13:19i'm
01:13:21i'm
01:13:23i'm
01:13:25i'm
01:13:27What?
01:13:28What?
01:13:29What?
01:13:40They're shooting?
01:13:41Shooting bullets.
01:13:42They're shooting.
01:13:43Yes.
01:13:44This has got to reverse?
01:13:45Yes.
01:13:46Well, use it. Let's get the hell out of here.
01:13:47Push in.
01:13:54I should have asked for two minions.
01:13:57Here they are.
01:14:03Now, let it straight me get.
01:14:05Two asses' milk.
01:14:07Two mint tea.
01:14:09Two goat's eyes.
01:14:11And one camel burger.
01:14:13Salame.
01:14:14Salame?
01:14:15Salame.
01:14:16Salame!
01:14:17Is that you?
01:14:19Ah, much greetings, Miss Lester.
01:14:22It is gorgeous for to look on you.
01:14:25The wise men.
01:14:30Why don't we, from here, get away secluded to for our privates?
01:14:35Oh, you want to be private?
01:14:37Well, that's a good idea.
01:14:38We can just walk over here to Snake Lake.
01:14:40Nobody ever turns up there.
01:14:42Snakey-lakey, it is for us.
01:14:45Snakey-lakey, it is for us.
01:14:47But!
01:14:50That's good.
01:14:51You are all about to try.
01:14:53Yes, the more you do, she is for us.
01:14:54You're about to try.
01:14:55And every sheep, you'll be the one that she's getting.
01:14:56They have to� in the house.
01:14:57Who is the one that you are?
01:14:58No, I'm not so happy.
01:15:00No, I'm sorry.
01:15:02No, I'm not so happy.
01:15:03But just let them do it.
01:15:04If so, not a dog, you're not so happy.
01:15:05I'm not so happy.
01:15:06To be a one-man.
01:15:07Hey, Peggy Sue!
01:15:13It's Daddy.
01:15:15Quick, let's take the rolls.
01:15:17Hey, Peggy Sue!
01:15:19Hey, Peggy Sue!
01:15:21Hey, Peggy Sue!
01:15:25Hey!
01:15:27Hey!
01:15:29Stop! Stop! Wait!
01:15:31Peggy Sue!
01:15:33I don't wanna shoot!
01:15:37Come back, Peg!
01:15:39Oh! Goddamn!
01:15:41God.
01:15:53You got them, Chief! They went down to the boat, Doc.
01:15:55It's a dead end.
01:15:57Where in the hell have you been all day, Benny?
01:15:59God.
01:16:01You got galloping ringworm, boy.
01:16:03Put yourself on report!
01:16:07Ah!
01:16:09Yes, sir.
01:16:11No.
01:16:17Thanks for the ride, fellas. Have a good one.
01:16:21Thanks, y'all.
01:16:29Here's your ball.
01:16:30Thanks a lot.
01:16:33Harold.
01:16:34Oh, hi, Kenny.
01:16:35I'm gonna tear your insides out.
01:16:37Look out, Harold.
01:16:38Oh, don't hit him. You're gonna hurt him.
01:16:40Come on, let's go.
01:16:48Come on, let's go.
01:17:01Oh, wow. Never hot-wired one of these babies.
01:17:10No!
01:17:11No!
01:17:12No!
01:17:13No!
01:17:22Some dork just wiped out over there.
01:17:24Whoa.
01:17:25Hang on a minute.
01:17:26I'm thinking.
01:17:27Ah, man, I can't hot-wire this baby.
01:17:29Let's get another boat at Bad Lay Beach.
01:17:31Come on.
01:17:39Look out.
01:17:40Oh, you're gonna hurt him.
01:17:41Look out, Harold.
01:17:42Don't...
01:17:43Be careful, Harold.
01:17:44Oh...
01:17:45Oh, Harold.
01:17:46Look out.
01:17:47Oh...
01:17:48Harold, get up.
01:17:49Look out.
01:17:50Fear for everybody.
01:17:51I'm fine.
01:17:54Hey, watch out.
01:18:02You're gonna hurt him.
01:18:03Yeah.
01:18:08What are they fighting about?
01:18:10Who cares?
01:18:11Listen, if the sheriff comes back, tell him I've taken a shortcut to the lake.
01:18:15Well, this is my end.
01:18:31Let's see the one making plans.
01:18:33Well, Miss Lester, you are a trusting man thinking I'm...
01:18:38Yohara!
01:18:45Oh, Fungu!
01:18:47One million clams.
01:18:58Is this some kind of joke?
01:19:01Yohara!
01:19:02Kusemik, head of infidel Jan Stomputapan.
01:19:07Six buckets Kentucky sewer mash.
01:19:17Two buckets Georgia turpentine.
01:19:20One quart barn varnish.
01:19:24One pinty coon oil.
01:19:27Coon?
01:19:28Coon?
01:19:29Jackal oil, okay?
01:19:30Yeah, fine, fine.
01:19:31Three kegs mule sweat or four kegs donkey juice.
01:19:36I've got to save Lester.
01:19:38Yeah.
01:19:39Come on.
01:19:40One pound chicken lips.
01:19:42We don't got chickens, we use vultures.
01:19:45Sounds it correct.
01:19:47Head off.
01:19:49Lester, you can't just go wander off.
01:19:52You're still under arrest.
01:19:57Make it a double.
01:19:59Polio Gagare!
01:20:01T-D-J arcs, T-D-J.
01:20:03No!
01:20:04S-I-T-J.
01:20:05S-I-T-J.
01:20:06S-I-T-J.
01:20:08S-I-T-J.
01:20:09S-I-T-J.
01:20:10S-I-T-J.
01:20:11S-I-T-J.
01:20:12We each cattle jocky!
01:20:13Oh, terrific.
01:20:14Ooh, terrific.
01:20:15I'll mule you down.
01:20:16Goddamn, boy, you saved our neck.
01:20:19Sheriff Foddl let you off now, Roscoe.
01:20:22Sheriff Foddle lets you off now, Roscoe.
01:20:26He ought to give you an unconditional pardon.
01:20:29But he won't.
01:20:40Have you seen Sheriff Turner?
01:20:43Have you seen Sheriff Turner?
01:20:46Have you seen Sheriff Turner?
01:20:49No, I haven't.
01:20:51Have you seen Sheriff Turner?
01:20:54They're off the lake.
01:21:05I'll make you a deal.
01:21:07You arrest me, and I'll let the Arabs go.
01:21:10Oh, I don't know about that.
01:21:12You let them go, they'll cut off my head.
01:21:14Is that right?
01:21:16Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:21:19You let them go.
01:21:21You let them go.
01:21:22You let them go.
01:21:24You let them go.
01:21:25Well, Porky, the only thing to do is let me go, right?
01:21:28I mean, it's-
01:21:30You let them go.
01:21:31You let them go.
01:21:32No, you know, they'll get set up for the guards.
01:21:33I'm so tired now.
01:21:34You let them go.
01:21:35You let them go.
01:21:37You let them go.
01:21:38Oh, you let them go.
01:21:39I'm so tired, I'm so tired.
01:21:40I'm so tired.
01:21:41I'm so tired.
01:21:42Up, up, up, up, up the hands, up, up, the infidels down put.
01:21:50Get up.
01:21:52Now, my turn is.
01:21:56Look what you did, buddy.
01:21:58Why was I supposed to know you being attacked by pirates?
01:22:02Poor lady, I can't have assistance being.
01:22:10Hands up.
01:22:11Bester, Bester.
01:22:13You shouldn't have that gun.
01:22:15What? You're still under arrest.
01:22:17For Christ's sake, I'm lost.
01:22:19Give me that.
01:22:21Line it up, everybody. Watch it.
01:22:25Do that and pump 20 around.
01:22:27Move it out.
01:22:29Move it.
01:22:31You too, numbnuts.
01:22:33All right, now line it up. Grab some sky.
01:22:35Fun's over.
01:22:37We're going to the cars.
01:22:39You got it?
01:22:41Aha!
01:22:49Hold it.
01:22:51I got you, you jerk.
01:22:59Daddy, how could you?
01:23:01Shut up.
01:23:03You're under arrest.
01:23:05For car theft.
01:23:07Kidnapping and everything else.
01:23:09And the rest of you can go home.
01:23:15Read.
01:23:17Everybody here is free to go.
01:23:21Except...
01:23:23Shut up.
01:23:25But here's that damn fool that was trying to rob those poor Arabs.
01:23:29Well, he was trying to chop off my head.
01:23:31Do you expect me to believe that?
01:23:32That's a solid fact of record, Chief.
01:23:35I regard it as bullshit.
01:23:37All right, now in charge.
01:23:39I'm...
01:23:40I'm?
01:23:41Weeem.
01:23:42Head of infidel on stone foot.
01:23:45What?
01:23:46You gotta be kidding me.
01:23:47No, I'm very serious.
01:23:49You're not kidding me.
01:23:51You're not kidding me.
01:23:52You're not kidding me.
01:23:53You're not kidding me.
01:23:54I'm being a...
01:23:55Oh.
01:23:56Oh.
01:23:57That's the way, Danny.
01:23:58Oh.
01:23:59That's the way, Danny.
01:24:00That's the way, Danny.
01:24:01That's the way, Danny.
01:24:02That's the way, Danny.
01:24:03Wait a second.
01:24:04Yes, what?
01:24:05Harold.
01:24:06Harold, give me the gun.
01:24:08Harold.
01:24:09Harold.
01:24:11Here's your crown.
01:24:13Oh, no, no.
01:24:15Oh, no.
01:24:17What, I ask you?
01:24:26The point in growing up.
01:24:28Wait.
01:24:29I'm not gonna let you get away with this.
01:24:30You can stop it.
01:24:31Harold.
01:24:36Why?
01:24:37Why we do...
01:24:38We do this.
01:24:39What?
01:24:40We could brothers be.
01:24:41What?
01:24:42Brothers?
01:24:43Oh, crap.
01:24:44We've been looking for you.
01:24:58We do this.
01:25:03I'm walking, man.
01:25:06You take him.
01:25:08I'll take him.
01:25:09Oh.
01:25:10There's no way!
01:25:19Sorry, Coach.
01:25:24Harold! Harold!
01:25:26He'll be alright. Come on, Peggy.
01:25:27Please don't die.
01:25:29Okay.
01:25:29Care for a dip?
01:25:31No, I'd love to see you.
01:25:32Why not?
01:25:37Well, which way you want to swim?
01:25:39East St. Louis or West Colorado?
01:25:42Well, it doesn't matter as long as we're together.
01:25:46Yeah.
01:25:49Hey, what the?
01:25:51Hey, you can say that again.
01:26:09Listen to my story.
01:26:17Girls, I only tell it twice.
01:26:19I'm a boy from Psycho County.
01:26:21I'm the key to the paradise.
01:26:24You don't get the impression
01:26:25there's anything to learn.
01:26:28Just a ticket like
01:26:29a baby of a blues
01:26:30as I watch the bum-bum-bum-bum.
01:26:31Having no illusions
01:26:33make you ready for the bum-bum.
01:26:36So grab the girl and run.
01:26:37Grab the girl and run.
01:26:40It came so unexpected
01:26:42and people wondered why.
01:26:45A girl that don't protect it
01:26:46was taken for a ride.
01:26:49It hadn't been so fat
01:26:50Nippa-dippa-dippa-dippa-dippa-see-and-go.
01:26:53Not every clown
01:26:54from the miles around
01:26:55came out to join the show.
01:26:57They're heading down the highway
01:26:59like a special going on.
01:27:01It's a grab the girl and run.
01:27:03Grab the girl and run.
01:27:04Yeah.
01:27:04You got it smokin'.
01:27:11Got the whole of the lust.
01:27:14You got it smokin'.
01:27:20It's gonna bite like the dust.
01:27:22The moral of the story
01:27:24is a mystery to me.
01:27:27The sheriff took it
01:27:28from the bone of the jail
01:27:29and threw away the key.
01:27:31But knowing that the county
01:27:33only highlights in the cell
01:27:35they haven't been complaining
01:27:37and they hear they're doing well.
01:27:39It's just you never know
01:27:41when or when the race is going on.
01:27:43So grab the girl and run.
01:27:45Grab the girl and run.
01:27:47Grab the girl and run.
01:27:49Grab the girl and run.
01:27:51Grab the girl and run.
01:27:53Grab the girl and run.
01:27:55Grab the girl and run.
01:27:58Grab the girl and run.
01:28:00Grab the girl and run.
01:28:01Grab the girl and run
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