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This movie follows the rivalry between a small-town southern sheriff and a small-town teenaged thief who steals cars and destroys them with the sheriff's ...
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00:00:00Transcription by CastingWords
00:00:30This time we'll get that son of a bitch and bury him under the men's room and there'll be no more car chases in this town. A man on this force loses another car in pursuit of a suspect. He'll lose two years pay.
00:01:00Transcription by CastingWords
00:01:18Hey, Smokey.
00:01:25Ha-ha! Adios, pork roost!
00:01:33You son of a bitch!
00:01:48A boy from Psycho County finding the key to paradise.
00:01:52Don't give a depression if there's anything to do.
00:01:55This is a kid in life. The baby bubble blows and the watch the bubble bubble burn.
00:01:59Having no illusions makes you ready for the fun.
00:02:02So grab a girl and run. Grab a girl and run.
00:02:05Grab a girl and run. Grab a girl and run.
00:02:08Grab a girl and run.
00:02:10Zip-a-zip-a-zip-a-zip in the weed. Zip-a-zip-a-zip in the weed.
00:02:14You got the smokey. You're coming for the bust.
00:02:18Zip-a-zip-a-zip-a-zip in the weed. Zip-a-zip-a-zip in the weed.
00:02:23Zip-a-zip-a-zip-a-zip in the weed. You got the smokey.
00:02:40Ooh, he's coming by the dust.
00:02:44Zip-a-zip in the weed.
00:02:53The only thing I hate is a car decalage about that chick-a-chick runaway, porky.
00:03:02Want me to turn around and come back?
00:03:04That'd be the only sane and sensible thing to do, son.
00:03:08Well, yes, sir, officer. That's just what you'll get.
00:03:23Hey!
00:03:53Sheriff! Help!
00:04:19Help!
00:04:20Help!
00:04:21Help!
00:04:22That's done. Chief, you all right?
00:04:26I've never been so humiliated in all my life.
00:04:29Not only that, after wrecking the car, two years without pay is going to be pretty rough.
00:04:35Shut up, Bentley.
00:04:46Nice pair of little pocket, Sheriff.
00:04:47Shut up, Lester.
00:04:49Shut up, Lester.
00:04:50Sir, Mr. Stuggs, I'm in contact.
00:04:56I know you're in contact.
00:04:58I can hear you.
00:04:59No, contact high school.
00:05:01I've got the little booger right under my nose.
00:05:03I've got you covered, you little twerp.
00:05:16Now come out with your hands on top of your head.
00:05:17I've got you covered, you little twerp.
00:05:22I've got you covered, you little twerp.
00:05:23Now come out with your hands on top of your head.
00:05:34I've got him, Sheriff. I think he's hiding in the trunk.
00:05:37What the...
00:05:39All right.
00:05:42Once more.
00:05:43Now pay attention.
00:05:44This is a homecoming rehearsal.
00:05:46It is not a gang war.
00:05:49Just imagine.
00:05:51A hush goes over the stadium.
00:05:52I mean, this is as important as the game itself.
00:05:56Now, a one, a two, a three.
00:06:00Homecoming.
00:06:01Of which I am the queen.
00:06:04Homecoming.
00:06:05Time for autumn leaves that clog the eaves and the cold that freezes snotty sleeves.
00:06:12We believe these and other truisms right to the bottoms of our boo-isms.
00:06:18What you been up to, Roscoe?
00:06:19You want to be an accessory to the fact?
00:06:21The principal will present this year's queen.
00:06:24Miss Peggy Sue Turner.
00:06:26Uh, whose tangerine crime convertible is that out there in the parking lot?
00:06:36It's my, Sheriff. It's going to be in the homecoming parade.
00:06:39Your ass is going to be in the homecoming!
00:06:42Don't mind me. You know, what the hell?
00:06:49Hey, Peggy Sue.
00:06:51What time you going to get picked up tonight?
00:06:53Picked up? What time do you want to get...
00:06:56Put down, bastard, my daughter, and all you'll pick up is your teeth!
00:07:06I get to keep her all night after the game, too.
00:07:09No back seat.
00:07:10Well, there are ways. At least six.
00:07:12Thirty-two.
00:07:14You've been reading my mail.
00:07:16Harold, pull over. Let me drive, okay? I want to check it out.
00:07:18Forget it! I'm the only one insured to drive it.
00:07:21Sure.
00:07:21And for one endless stretch of maybe 40 seconds,
00:07:25I'll be sitting right here,
00:07:27and Peggy Sue Turner will be sitting right here.
00:07:30And while she's blowing kisses to the crowd,
00:07:32guess where my eyeball's going to be pasted?
00:07:34And if I have to leave you a note,
00:07:36I'll remember to write backwards.
00:07:37The only reason my dad lets me go out with the quarterback
00:07:47is because I told him he never scores.
00:07:49Oh, I gotta go. Bye.
00:07:54Peggy Sue!
00:07:54Hi, guys.
00:07:57Can we drive you to the stadium?
00:07:59You know what it's like.
00:08:00I'll ask him anyway.
00:08:01I'm not afraid.
00:08:03Morning, sir.
00:08:05Just came by to Peggy Sue.
00:08:08Get.
00:08:09At least give us something for the homecoming scrapbook.
00:08:12Everybody else is giving us some kind of momentum.
00:08:14I said get.
00:08:17Here, put these beside my name.
00:08:24I said get.
00:08:27Go safe. Let's go.
00:08:31Hey, Bentley.
00:08:42Time's great. Let's make a deal.
00:08:43Get them where they're still hot.
00:08:45Hey, Bentley. You got it?
00:08:48Now, listen.
00:08:49I can get in trouble for this.
00:08:51Everybody knows that this isn't a catalog item.
00:08:55You got six. Nobody will ever miss one.
00:08:58All right. Give me it.
00:09:00I'll throw in the mag wheels for both curies.
00:09:02All right.
00:09:03But don't use it in town.
00:09:06Promise.
00:09:11Got enough now to keep the fleet in shape for another year for sure.
00:09:15Some fleet.
00:09:17A criminal like yourself, Lester,
00:09:20probably snicker at it.
00:09:21But I'd say our parts department here
00:09:24saves Sycoe County three or four thousand tax dollars a year.
00:09:29That's probably for me.
00:09:32Who are you going to laugh out of the other side of your head
00:09:34when Habib calls me and offers me a million clams for my formula?
00:09:38I left this number.
00:09:39Habib who?
00:09:41Habib, Habib, Habib, that's who.
00:09:43He sells oil.
00:09:44What would he want to buy your moonshine for?
00:09:46So he can suppress it, dummy.
00:09:49You mean you'd sell out and your super fuel would just disappear?
00:09:53Time-honored American business practice.
00:09:58Thanks, Bentley.
00:09:59It works great, you dumb kid.
00:10:02You promised!
00:10:02What a clean shirt, Sheriff.
00:10:18What was that siren?
00:10:20I don't know, Sheriff.
00:10:21I thought it was you.
00:10:23I don't think so, Bentley.
00:10:25Could it have been you?
00:10:25Uh, right again, Sheriff.
00:10:32One, two, three, four.
00:10:53I want every starter to hit the john at least twice between now and game time.
00:11:00Stay loose.
00:11:01Stay loose.
00:11:02How's the knee?
00:11:06Oh, you'll be all right, Coach.
00:11:09Coach, I want to know, uh, can I get an excuse from halftime to Chalk Talk?
00:11:15I mean, with Peggy's suit getting crowned, I just didn't want to miss that.
00:11:19There is no room in this game for sentiments, son.
00:11:23For 48 minutes, you marry into that pigskin!
00:11:29I know that, Coach, but halftime ain't part of the 48 minutes.
00:11:32We're all going to be on the field during the ceremony.
00:11:37All right?
00:11:40Keep your mind on the game!
00:11:44Like this, Coach!
00:11:45You got it!
00:11:46You got it!
00:11:50Sure thing, Mrs. Kate.
00:12:02Just roll it out and turn the valve.
00:12:03You're so clever.
00:12:19Harold is so lucky to have such a clever friend.
00:12:22And such a beautiful mother, Paul.
00:12:27It's up with our ballers!
00:12:36Hey, Roscoe, you're not supposed to be hanging around here.
00:12:39Harold, I'm protecting you.
00:12:40What?
00:12:40The tank filled?
00:12:41I need your protection like I need a bee in my shorts.
00:12:45Oh!
00:12:45Oh!
00:12:46Oh!
00:12:46Oh!
00:12:47Oh!
00:12:48Oh!
00:12:49Oh!
00:12:50Oh!
00:12:51Oh!
00:12:52Oh!
00:12:53Oh!
00:12:54Oh!
00:12:55Oh!
00:12:56Oh!
00:12:57Oh!
00:12:58Oh!
00:12:59Oh!
00:13:00Oh!
00:13:01Oh!
00:13:02Oh!
00:13:03Oh!
00:13:04Oh!
00:13:05Oh!
00:13:06Oh!
00:13:07Oh!
00:13:08Oh!
00:13:09Oh!
00:13:10Oh!
00:13:15Oh!
00:13:16Oh my God!
00:13:18Oh!
00:13:29Oh!
00:13:32Oh!
00:13:33Oh!
00:13:34those days you had to have a personality now they can't tell it they think a personality
00:13:44is someone you screw to get the crown homecoming is a ritual we perform just as the sun rises
00:13:58and sets i pick peggy sue up over here but i drive around the back stretch give the car
00:14:04the best exposure of course
00:14:05harold look look at your mom
00:14:12oh god i'll kill her
00:14:18oh
00:14:20come on mom isn't he wonderful
00:14:32And Gerald!
00:14:33Gerald!
00:14:42Oh, come on, Ma!
00:14:45Isn't he wonderful?
00:14:46Cain, get back to the car!
00:14:48No!
00:14:53So, where's Harold?
00:14:55Uh, he told me to tell you he was impotent.
00:14:57There is no I in the word T!
00:15:02No I in T!
00:15:11Who's driving the car?
00:15:13You're supposed to go the other way.
00:15:15That's what they always say.
00:15:17Hey!
00:15:20Hey!
00:15:22That's not Harold!
00:15:23Roscoe!
00:15:26Roscoe, are you trying to abduct me?
00:15:29Homecoming please!
00:15:31Who the hell?
00:15:32Who the hell?
00:15:33Who the hell is driving that goddamn goddamn car?
00:15:36It's Roscoe!
00:15:38He's stealing my car!
00:15:40He's stealing my daughter!
00:15:44Harold!
00:15:49You're responsible!
00:15:50And I want that truck back in Jack!
00:15:52Manly!
00:15:54Marley!
00:15:55Follow that car!
00:15:56I've got tickets, it's clear!
00:15:58Come with me, you can deliver it in person!
00:16:00Get back to the mail!
00:16:02Get back to the mail!
00:16:04I'll handle that!
00:16:07Go back!
00:16:08Get back on the mail!
00:16:09Get back on the mail!
00:16:11Get back on the mail!
00:16:12Get back on the mail!
00:16:13Get back on the mail!
00:16:14Get back on the mail!
00:16:16I don't wanna get personal, Kitty, but what in the hell are you trying to do to me?
00:16:21How much do you know about love, sir?
00:16:22Let it bodies out autonom suggestives for them!
00:16:24.
00:16:26Chuivas!
00:16:29Rum!
00:16:30.
00:16:35It became so unexpected
00:16:37and people wondered why
00:16:41a girl that lived on the protected
00:16:43was rejected for a ride
00:16:44Was a chicken for a ride
00:16:46It hadn't been so bad
00:16:48If a dad had never seen a go
00:16:50Now every clown for miles around
00:16:52Came out to join the show
00:16:54They're heading down the highway
00:16:56Like a special going along
00:16:58You just got to go on the ride
00:17:00Moving right along!
00:17:02Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip in the wind
00:17:04Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip in the wind
00:17:06Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip in the wind
00:17:08You've got to smoke it, come to pull the bus
00:17:10Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip in the wind
00:17:12Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip in the wind
00:17:14Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip in the wind
00:17:16You've got to smoke it, you've got to bite like a dust
00:17:22Slow down, Rosco!
00:17:28Come on, take it easy!
00:17:32Rosco, will you slow down?
00:17:34Okay
00:17:36When? On the curve
00:17:42Get on the radio
00:17:52And tell Skunk to set up a roadblock at 291 and 136
00:17:58I'll choke that master before he goes to trial
00:18:02I'll say he choked on his own pillow
00:18:04Oh, to hell with it
00:18:08Coronation's ruined anyway
00:18:10By Rosco Wilson
00:18:12Hey, your father tried to kill me
00:18:16Don't worry, next time he will
00:18:18Got any chapstick?
00:18:20No
00:18:22Why?
00:18:24No, soften your lips
00:18:26Keep it in the car
00:18:34Say my car
00:18:36That's right
00:18:38Lester
00:18:40You've got to call Skunk
00:18:42Tell him to set up a roadblock at 291
00:18:44Well, hell, I ain't no goddamn cop
00:18:46You've got to deputize me first
00:18:48All right, all right
00:18:50Raise your right hand
00:18:52You've already been deputized, stupid
00:18:58Good, good
00:19:00Drive!
00:19:01I'm driving
00:19:02Yes
00:19:03Me to my grave
00:19:05Well, I don't see any of them
00:19:22Now we can go back
00:19:35Well, you've proved your point
00:19:40You out run
00:19:42that kid and all of them
00:19:43What else is there to prove?
00:19:45What's my point?
00:19:47What's my point?
00:19:50To get everybody's attention.
00:19:52So they'll say,
00:19:53Wow, Dig Roscoe is your big-time King Kong macho man.
00:19:58Terror of contact hot.
00:20:00And if we go back now while they're screaming around the boonies,
00:20:03you can have a last laugh.
00:20:05And you'll get your crown and...
00:20:08Well, why not?
00:20:10I deserve at least one fond memory of my unspent youth.
00:20:14That would have been it.
00:20:16Okay, look.
00:20:18I'll make you a deal.
00:20:19I'll take you anywhere you want to go.
00:20:22Except back.
00:20:24Why should we stop?
00:20:26We just got started.
00:20:29Lord, I was born to be the long arm of the Lord.
00:20:35Reaching out to strangle Craphead Roscoe.
00:20:41I don't know what could have gotten into Roscoe
00:20:43to make him do a crazy thing like that.
00:20:45He did it to show off.
00:20:47He did it to make me look like a simp just because I beat him at parallel parking.
00:20:51Well, he didn't even take drivers yet.
00:20:53The guy's got no sense of social responsibility.
00:20:57In your head, do you think you're rescuing me or kidnapping me?
00:21:07That's your choice.
00:21:08I just want to get you away from your father, the football team, and all that other high school crap.
00:21:13How long are you planning to hold me against my will?
00:21:17Tell you like it.
00:21:19Or, tell you decide to like me.
00:21:23That shouldn't take very long.
00:21:25You know, I've known people being solitaire for six years and they forget how to talk.
00:21:31They can't even use their knife, pork, and spoon.
00:21:34The last commie kidnapping, the punks got off completely.
00:21:37That's what they deserve, you know.
00:21:40You remember that screwball who wants ransom-paid and grocery coupons?
00:21:45Well, that is even too good for him.
00:21:48What a screwball.
00:21:49Yeah.
00:21:50I'm going to stick my fingers in his ears and I'm going to electrocute him with my own bare hands.
00:22:00And he just wrote a rock house like that.
00:22:04Brainsuit!
00:22:05Yeah!
00:22:15Yeah!
00:22:37I have to go to the bathroom.
00:22:41Gee, I didn't think girls like you ever went.
00:22:43I'm not kidding, Roscoe. It's time for pit stop.
00:22:46Okay, okay.
00:23:06You want a view of all the highways?
00:23:09That's right, I want a view of all the highways.
00:23:11Sir, we need to use the bathroom.
00:23:13Sorry.
00:23:14You want a gas station.
00:23:16Oh, please.
00:23:18Okay.
00:23:22Forgot to tell him king-size.
00:23:24Oh, what do you mean a king-size bathroom?
00:23:27Of course.
00:23:28Well, you got a dirty mind.
00:23:31Hey, Frank, wake up.
00:23:32Wake up.
00:23:33Put the whiskey in the toilet tank and the kids in the attic.
00:23:36Take him to room 102.
00:23:38308?
00:23:39Why not 102?
00:23:40That's empty.
00:23:42Honeymooning?
00:23:43Kidnapping.
00:23:44Ain't that sweet.
00:23:46Crazy nitwit.
00:23:47Hey.
00:23:49Somebody stole my suitcase.
00:23:51You got a suitcase.
00:24:00Wait, boys, hit the beach.
00:24:05This room's got the softest mattress this side of Margrid Light Drive-In.
00:24:09then. 102. This is it. We call this the consummation suite. Sir, somebody here already. I'll bet you're
00:24:28ready. Where's the bathroom? If you need the bathroom, it's right in there. Thank you. Don't
00:24:35get me any honeymooners anymore. They go mostly to the motels. How'd you hang your clothes out there?
00:24:51Oh, sorry, I can't cook. Smells like money. I can't smell anything.
00:25:01Oh, excuse me, madam.
00:25:21She broke the window. Stop whispering. Didn't you hear that? Again, one wouldn't make mention
00:25:31of it. She broke the window. She's going to slash her wrist. Oh, she's one of those, huh?
00:25:35Yeah. Guess we'd better go in and see. Peggy Sue. It has to be one of these. There you find it.
00:25:41I gotta go get my camera. Gotta take photographs of the blood. At least I don't have to mop it
00:25:46up. Peggy Sue. Mind if I get some sleep?
00:25:52Don't I'll say ho. I bother. He loves no how. He's gonna kick me like an old cow. Gonna tie me up to a hitching
00:26:14cow. I got my thin blues. Yeah. I got my thin blues. Hey, hey. Hi there. Oh, Fred. Don't set the gate, Fred.
00:26:25Here. Let me help you out. Drop it any time, honey. Oh, my. How you've changed.
00:26:35Huh? So, homecoming queen, homegoing captain. Oh, wait a minute. You got these. Wait now. I want to get a picture of the two of you from your scrapbook.
00:26:46Strapbook. Hold it. Yeah. You give up easily. Have I given up? Yeah. Well, I expected you to stage a big physical scene in front of everyone.
00:27:00You still don't know my style. Now, hold on. I'm going over here. We'll get a much better one. Yeah.
00:27:06Oh, yeah. And with you doing 10 to life, I never will. Thanks for the ride.
00:27:11That's a good one.
00:27:27Fred, you dumb son of a bitch. You locked Pete in again.
00:27:31Pete, who?
00:27:34I just heard the news. Those two are kidnappers.
00:27:38Ridiculous. Just look at the smile on the face of the bride.
00:27:42I just heard those two are kidnappers.
00:27:47Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue. Hey.
00:27:57Jack.
00:27:57Hey, why'd you change your mind?
00:27:59I decided to like it.
00:28:04Oh, yeah.
00:28:06Peggy Sue and Roscoe.
00:28:08I know that!
00:28:10Jack!
00:28:11I'm getting a trolley!
00:28:12What the hell is going on here?
00:28:15You know, you could have courted me with flowers going to the movies and that kind of stuff.
00:28:21Nah, wouldn't have worked.
00:28:24That's right.
00:28:24I don't think so much.
00:28:25If I miss you, I do it for you.
00:28:37I guess when we catch him, you and Roscoe will trade cars.
00:29:06And Peggy Sue will go with you in the homecoming car, and I'll go with Roscoe in this car.
00:29:13What if we don't catch them at all?
00:29:36And Peggy Sue, I'll do it for you, but trouble will be falling behind.
00:29:41It's you and me now, we're coming down the road feeling like a locomotive.
00:29:47But those two, I'll do it for you, but trouble will be falling behind.
00:29:52And trouble will be falling behind.
00:29:55What's going on?
00:30:08I'm cold, clean.
00:30:09That's a private property.
00:30:12Better my bitch.
00:30:13When I get this dude, Roscoe, down on his dirty back, sir, I want you to free my hand, so as I can just take his head off.
00:30:24Just one pop, sir.
00:30:25One pop.
00:30:26Oh, man, we're never going to find another one like this.
00:30:40Sure, but this is great, but everybody knows this car.
00:30:43Yeah.
00:30:46Hey, pull in here, the car wash.
00:30:47All right.
00:30:49All right.
00:30:51Let's ask him if he wants to trade.
00:31:06You can't trade something that isn't yours.
00:31:09I don't want to steal another one.
00:31:12There'll still be just one.
00:31:13We'll leave the convertible here.
00:31:20Excuse me, sir.
00:31:21We're fresh out of quarters.
00:31:27Sorry, sister, but I'm saving these here for the stock exchange.
00:31:31And I'll only give you a rent.
00:31:32Okay.
00:31:33Can you show me how?
00:31:35Yeah, come with me.
00:31:36I'll show you how to do that.
00:31:38Yeah.
00:31:38No, I couldn't get my hoop to go up.
00:31:40Hey.
00:31:41Yeah, where are you?
00:31:41Oh, I see.
00:31:43Yeah.
00:31:44Hey, down your foot of lever.
00:31:47Now, go down, sir.
00:31:48There's nothing good at all.
00:31:49Ha, ha.
00:31:54Daddy, it's ready.
00:31:56We're at you.
00:32:00We're at you.
00:32:02I'll get you for that.
00:32:06Hey, you having a good time?
00:32:07I don't know me at all today.
00:32:10I'm breaking rules that I really believe in.
00:32:13Yeah, but I'll be picking up the dues.
00:32:15As long as we stay in Psycho County, Daddy will keep us out of prison.
00:32:19Hey, we left Psycho County a half hour ago.
00:32:21You've got to get me out of here.
00:32:25Well, it looks like he's leading us in a big circle around through Psycho Nazi and up through
00:32:32Belladonna County.
00:32:33And we can't call in the FBI until he crosses the state line.
00:32:37The car's settling.
00:32:38It's crushing me.
00:32:39Well, maybe we would call in the guard.
00:32:44Call the fire department up!
00:32:46You can't use a fire department on police work, stupid.
00:32:54Hey, that bleed.
00:32:57Watch the car.
00:32:58I'm going, Chief.
00:33:00I never thought I'd need that chicken shit bleed.
00:33:04Getting anything from him is like trying to shit my shoe.
00:33:15Hey, buddy, you come to help, huh?
00:33:23Yeah, you come to help, huh?
00:33:26Well, we've got a couple more cars out.
00:33:29Yeah.
00:33:30Oh, my, looks like an accident here.
00:33:32Let me see your license, please.
00:33:34Look, a kidnapper and rapist got my daughter.
00:33:37This is a real vehicle pinch.
00:33:40And you a car, huh?
00:33:41Yeah.
00:33:42After this example of your drive?
00:33:44Oh, Bentley was driving.
00:33:47Well, I can see the pinch you're in, all right.
00:33:49Yeah.
00:33:49But we got county rules.
00:33:51Sherm, it's my poor little daughter.
00:33:54Law's the law.
00:33:55Just sign right here, huh?
00:33:56Yeah.
00:33:59Bentley!
00:33:59He says, hey, you call Skuggs and tell him to pick you up.
00:34:03And haven't picked me up but Snake Lake's truck stop.
00:34:08Yeah, he needs some help down there.
00:34:13Ready.
00:34:17Ready!
00:34:21Take that one.
00:34:22Turner, I'm ordering you to stop.
00:34:34You read me, bogey old buddy?
00:34:36I'm ordering you to stop and face around the Nazi county.
00:34:40Sure, Nazi county.
00:34:43What?
00:34:43Have a great weekend.
00:34:56Come on.
00:35:05Hey!
00:35:09Be quiet.
00:35:12see it see what my car you idiot what the hell you think they're doing up here
00:35:191974 cream pontiac ventura yeah with a license plate fry them
00:35:26don't want action i want it fast don't you worry none mr camaro we'll take care of
00:35:3110-4 glenn they're in a 1974 cream pontiac ventura
00:35:39would you like to fly in the army what the salvation army
00:36:09sure
00:36:11hey sheriff turner
00:36:19it's quarterback here sir quarterback calling smoky number
00:36:25one
00:36:32god damn
00:36:34get out of there you dummy
00:36:38well what do you know
00:36:46not much sheriff what do you know i don't mean what do you know i mean what do you know
00:36:54about what about my daughter you double barrel jerk i think she's the finest creature on god's earth sir
00:37:02you know where the runt might have taken her
00:37:04no sir i don't
00:37:05but if i get my hands on him one more redneck
00:37:07don't you do anything to him
00:37:09but i want to help rescue the girl i'm gonna marry
00:37:12who's i can hear about getting married my daughter is only 17 years old
00:37:18and she's not about to marry the likes of an idiot like you
00:37:22marriage is a holy thing sir
00:37:24it's not to be scorned
00:37:25people take things too lightly these days
00:37:27but you know me sir
00:37:29now i know
00:37:30why she used to come home from her date's crime
00:37:33and i promise you
00:37:35that if i ever get her back i won't make her
00:37:37go out with a jerk like you
00:37:39sir
00:37:51coach what if he's right
00:37:53what if i am a jerk
00:37:55coach
00:37:57if you think i ought to continue in my attempt to rescue peggy sue
00:38:01show me a sign
00:38:09thanks coach
00:38:11yes miss lesder
00:38:25that's you habib
00:38:26yes it is i'm
00:38:28sheikh abu habib bibubu
00:38:31brother of bay bibubu
00:38:33bay of bay bibubu bay
00:38:36have you got it the formula
00:38:38yeah you got a million clams
00:38:40oh yes of course
00:38:42i'll meet you snake like snack in a half an hour
00:38:44snakey like a snack
00:38:46good bye
00:38:48bye
00:39:03what was that
00:39:04b flat
00:39:06yes
00:39:12is
00:39:22yes
00:39:24is
00:39:26yes
00:39:27yes
00:39:28yes
00:39:32Oh, my God.
00:40:02Oh, my God.
00:40:32Oh, my God.
00:41:02Oh, my God.
00:41:32Oh, my God.
00:41:34Oh, my God.
00:41:46It's in your hands now, coach.
00:42:06Uh-oh, I wonder if he's hurt.
00:42:11Are you all right?
00:42:12I'm a doctor.
00:42:13Yeah, yeah, I'm all right, doc.
00:42:14Listen, doc, I got to borrow your car.
00:42:16It's a matter of life or death.
00:42:18Kiss mine, Charlie.
00:42:23You ought to watch your language, doc.
00:42:29You're probably going to burn the heck for this.
00:42:32But it'll be worth it.
00:42:35I've been had.
00:42:39So I said to him, I said,
00:42:41Roscoe, you lay a hand on Cindy and you're a gone goon.
00:42:44A long gone goon.
00:42:49He was able to grab Peggy Sue because I was making sure he didn't grab you.
00:42:53I'm glad.
00:42:55I wouldn't know what to do.
00:42:57You could have paralyzed him with your beauty.
00:43:00How?
00:43:01It's easy.
00:43:02Just hike up your skirt a little bit.
00:43:04Then while he's staring,
00:43:05fuse up!
00:43:06You get him to the karate shop.
00:43:09Pretend I'm kidnapping you and you want to distract me.
00:43:12Like this?
00:43:13Oh, yes, that's very good.
00:43:15Oh, that's great.
00:43:16Nobody can resist staring at that.
00:43:18More.
00:43:18High five!
00:43:20High five!
00:43:23Oh!
00:43:23Ah!
00:43:24Harold!
00:43:25Oh!
00:43:27Harold!
00:43:29Harold!
00:43:30Harold!
00:43:30Harold!
00:43:30Harold!
00:43:30Harold!
00:43:30Harold!
00:43:30Harold!
00:43:30Harold!
00:43:30Harold!
00:43:30Harold!
00:43:31Harold!
00:43:31Harold!
00:43:32Harold!
00:43:33Harold!
00:43:34Harold!
00:43:35Harold!
00:43:36Harold!
00:43:37Harold!
00:43:38Harold!
00:43:39Harold!
00:43:40Harold!
00:43:41Harold!
00:43:42Harold!
00:43:43Are you all right?
00:43:44I'm all right, Cindy.
00:43:46Are you all right?
00:43:46I'm all right, Harold, but are you all right?
00:43:50I'm all right.
00:43:51Oh, Harold, I'm really sorry I hit you and made you wreck your car.
00:44:00That's okay. It wasn't my car.
00:44:02I guess the chase is over.
00:44:05No.
00:44:06Roscoe will probably stop for lunch at the Snake Lake truck stop.
00:44:08We'll catch him there.
00:44:11Later.
00:44:12Later.
00:44:16I wish we could just push a button and make this car sprout wings.
00:44:25We could have the whole world in front of us.
00:44:28Meanwhile, we got the whole state behind us.
00:44:30Yep.
00:44:31Damn bad boys.
00:44:56If my friends could see me now, they'd probably be cheering us on.
00:45:21Go! Go!
00:45:26Go!
00:45:30Go!
00:45:36Go!
00:45:39Go!
00:45:52Oh, that's better.
00:46:15Hey! Come back here!
00:46:18No!
00:46:20Ah!
00:46:30Oh!
00:46:31Blast them!
00:46:34Hey!
00:46:36Pig!
00:46:3876, 42, 41, hot!
00:46:45Hot!
00:46:47Hot!
00:46:49Hot!
00:46:50Hot!
00:46:51Hot!
00:46:52Hot!
00:46:53Hot!
00:46:54Hot!
00:46:55Hot!
00:46:56Hot!
00:46:57Hot!
00:46:58This is Glenn in a helicopter.
00:47:00We spotted them in a beige Pontiac heading east on Highway 204, Sheriff.
00:47:04They're still in another car.
00:47:06Over and out.
00:47:08It's time to switch cars.
00:47:09It's time to switch cars.
00:47:10Let's get a big one.
00:47:11Do I like big ones?
00:47:13Well, let's try something they'll never suspect.
00:47:15We'll never suspect.
00:47:22Whoa!
00:47:24Whoa!
00:47:30Whoa!
00:47:32Oh, my God.
00:48:02well this isn't so bad you know they can fix it you know if they can sew people's fingers on
00:48:15today they can fix this are these big enough serious we'll get one of good old snake lake
00:48:23snacks yeah they've got terrific goose burger
00:48:32so
00:48:39so
00:48:44so
00:48:46so
00:48:48so
00:48:50so
00:48:52so
00:48:54so
00:48:56so
00:48:58so
00:49:05so
00:49:07whoa
00:49:08well you got your big one go in the cab and pull the compression release
00:49:26okay
00:49:27okay
00:49:28okay
00:49:29refreshments
00:49:31right
00:49:32go to the start
00:49:37here
00:49:38turbo
00:49:40whoo
00:49:41oh
00:49:42oh
00:49:43oh
00:49:44oh
00:49:45what happened
00:49:46they tried to cop the ring
00:49:47oh
00:49:48oh
00:49:52Fred and Ginger
00:49:53oh
00:49:54oh
00:49:55oh
00:49:56oh
00:49:57oh
00:49:58oh
00:49:59oh
00:50:00oh
00:50:02oh
00:50:03oh
00:50:04oh
00:50:05oh
00:50:06oh
00:50:07oh
00:50:08oh
00:50:09oh
00:50:10oh
00:50:13This is an unacceptable waste.
00:50:28Filthy shame.
00:50:29You're under arrest.
00:50:30Oh, Sherman.
00:50:32You're in my county now, and you can't even arrest a butterfly.
00:50:37But the crime was initiated in Nazi county.
00:50:39I got the right to pursue, even across state lines.
00:50:41Look, only the FBI can cross the state lines, Sherman.
00:50:45You're so stupid about the law.
00:50:48Oh, yeah?
00:50:49Well, I know a criminal when I see one.
00:50:57Stop, or I'll shoot!
00:50:58Yeah, you shoot me, I'll hang you!
00:51:01You'll never let me see it!
00:51:11See him?
00:51:23No, I don't see anyone.
00:51:25You guys want to steal my daddy's car?
00:51:38No, no, we wouldn't do that.
00:51:40No, no, we don't steal.
00:51:41Yeah, like I don't smoke cigarettes.
00:51:44Cigarettes?
00:51:45A kid like you?
00:51:46Do you want to trade your dad's car for a pack of cigarettes?
00:51:51Ten packs.
00:51:52No filters.
00:51:53Well, let's get her what you want.
00:52:03Give up, you jackass!
00:52:05Aha!
00:52:06Now it's the jackass!
00:52:08You're the one that found the bullets!
00:52:10There's a damn martial law taking place here!
00:52:34Get out!
00:52:36Why?
00:52:36What happened?
00:52:39Cambodians!
00:52:40Blanded at San Clemente!
00:52:42Who in the hell are you?
00:52:44Mellow Rabbi is my name.
00:52:46Mellow Salvation is my game.
00:52:48Can I help?
00:52:49Get the hell out of the way!
00:52:57Hunter!
00:52:58You come back here!
00:52:59Stop!
00:53:02Hey, I was on the way to my brother's wedding.
00:53:04Now I want to go help fight the Cambodians.
00:53:07Fine, fine.
00:53:08You take command of that tank over there,
00:53:09and, uh, guard the road.
00:53:11I'm sorry to run off with you like this, Padre,
00:53:23but my little girl's been up adopted by some goddamn teenage car thief,
00:53:28and anything I hate's a car thief.
00:53:30If I ever get my hands on him, I'll tell you there's no power on God's ground or he's gonna keep me from killing that son of a bitch.
00:53:38Tell me, Padre, is there any secret word that will save my soul?
00:53:46Freak thee not, my son.
00:53:47Yeah?
00:53:48Straighten thy wig with a monstrous hit.
00:53:51Oh, well, I've given up smoking.
00:53:56Here.
00:53:58Smoke him in good health.
00:54:00Silver.
00:54:02Remember, you never saw him!
00:54:03Hey!
00:54:03Hey!
00:54:03Hey!
00:54:03Hey!
00:54:03Hey!
00:54:04Hey!
00:54:04Hey!
00:54:05Hey!
00:54:05Hey!
00:54:05Hey!
00:54:06Hey!
00:54:06Hey!
00:54:07Hey!
00:54:08Hey!
00:54:08Hey!
00:54:09Hey!
00:54:09Hey!
00:54:10Hey!
00:54:10Hey!
00:54:11Hey!
00:54:12Hey!
00:54:13Hey!
00:54:14Hey!
00:54:15Hey!
00:54:16Hey!
00:54:17Hey!
00:54:18Hey!
00:54:19Hey!
00:54:20Hey!
00:54:21Hey!
00:54:22Hey!
00:54:23Hey!
00:54:24Hey!
00:54:25Hey!
00:54:26Hey!
00:54:27Hey!
00:54:28Hey!
00:54:29Hey!
00:54:30Hey!
00:54:31Hey!
00:54:32Hey!
00:54:33Hey!
00:54:34Hey!
00:54:35Hey!
00:54:36Hey!
00:54:37Hey!
00:54:38Hey!
00:54:39Hey!
00:54:40Hey!
00:54:41Hey!
00:54:42Hey!
00:54:43Hey!
00:54:44Hey!
00:54:45Hey!
00:54:46Hey!
00:54:47Hey!
00:54:48Hey!
00:54:49Hey!
00:54:50in a stolen pontiac she's beautiful and he's definitely retarded i saw him but they're not
00:54:56in pontiac what are they in i'm into luck tobacco will kill you
00:55:08there you are old mobile station wagon towing a boat like 700 dtw 700 dtw which way did they
00:55:18go they went that away sure thank you honey
00:55:35i hate corrupting a little kid like that
00:55:40man this turd's so slow a couple youngles are catching us in a pickup really yeah oh my god daddy
00:55:48oh no it's got no zipped it's right on our tail come on do something
00:56:18so
00:56:36oh
00:56:42Oh, shit.
00:57:00Shit.
00:57:01Hey there, Charger.
00:57:29Oh, Hoagy.
00:57:34Well, need a boost?
00:57:38I need a rest because of my back, you know.
00:57:42All I really need, Nellie, is your car.
00:57:47Oh, no, you don't now, Hoagy.
00:57:50That's a big hot no-no.
00:57:52War is hell, Nell.
00:57:55Get out now, Hoagy!
00:57:57So I told Helen, hey, book the little shit on indecent shortness.
00:58:07Hey, you're not Nellie.
00:58:10Thanks.
00:58:12This thing's dying on us.
00:58:17See, we gotta get another one.
00:58:19Marvelous time.
00:58:21It's just superb.
00:58:23I know it'll be fantastic.
00:58:25It'll be jolly good.
00:58:26No, no, no, that's perfectly all right.
00:58:28Nice car, sir.
00:58:29Good afternoon.
00:58:30Come back, you swine!
00:58:42That cheeky young couple stole my car!
00:58:46Ooh.
00:58:47Look what I found.
00:58:51Yeah.
00:58:53Yeah, yep.
00:58:54Three.
00:58:55No, no.
00:58:56It happened.
00:58:57No.
00:58:58Hey!
00:59:00No, no.
00:59:01No, no, no!
00:59:02Oh, no!
00:59:03Oh, no, no!
00:59:05Oh, no!
00:59:07Yeah, yeah!
00:59:08Oh, no, no!
00:59:09Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:59:11Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:59:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:59:13No, no, no, no, yeah!
00:59:16¶¶
00:59:45Are you just going to ignore me?
00:59:47Lady, I'm crying. I'm crying.
00:59:59Watch out.
01:00:00Oh.
01:00:01Oh!
01:00:08Oh.
01:00:10Oh, no!
01:00:12Oh.
01:00:13Oh.
01:00:18Oh, no. Get out of here.
01:00:23Hello.
01:00:25Oh, uh, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah!
01:00:55I wore a tip.
01:01:13Ben.
01:01:14Hello down there.
01:01:15Put out an APB on that black chibi coat.
01:01:25You boys got a lot to answer for, deputy, in a Nazi county court.
01:01:40Oh, come on.
01:01:41What the hell, Sheriff?
01:01:42It's off the taxpayers' ass anyhow.
01:01:44Come on and have a beer.
01:01:45Beer?
01:01:46They crossed Red Creek Bridge.
01:01:49The car thieves are heading for Red Creek Bridge now.
01:01:52Roger Glenn, I'm on my way.
01:01:55And you're looking very palsy-walsy.
01:02:19It's okay.
01:02:20It's okay.
01:02:25Yeah!
01:02:29Yeah!
01:02:30Yeah!
01:02:31Yeah!
01:02:32Yeah!
01:02:33Yeah!
01:02:34Yeah!
01:02:35Whoa!
01:02:39Yeah!
01:02:40Push.
01:02:42Yeah!
01:02:44No!
01:03:14No!
01:03:16No!
01:03:18No!
01:03:24No!
01:03:44No!
01:04:14No!
01:04:24No!
01:04:40No!
01:04:44Go! Go! Go! Go!
01:05:00Haha! Smokey bites the dust!
01:05:02Have a nice swim, Daddy.
01:05:10E feoyorte!
01:05:12Where are you?
01:05:14Where are you?
01:05:26Police!
01:05:28Police!
01:05:30Hey!
01:05:36My mother, she's drowning.
01:05:58Mary, help!
01:06:00I'm hungry.
01:06:02I'm hungry.
01:06:04I'm hungry.
01:06:06I'm hungry.
01:06:08Hey, guys, look!
01:06:10Hey!
01:06:12Hey!
01:06:14Hey!
01:06:16Hey!
01:06:18Hey!
01:06:20Hey!
01:06:22I'm going to pull his ass up around his neck and choke him to death.
01:06:44He's done right for my car.
01:06:45Come on, let's go.
01:06:46Turt, you drive.
01:06:51Just remember to get away from a Belgian Frankenstein.
01:06:54And we'll get him for you, lad.
01:07:14Wow.
01:07:16Wow.
01:07:19Wow.
01:07:42Hey, I'm going to ride.
01:07:44Oh, but hey!
01:07:46God, not on my feathers!
01:07:48God...
01:07:50Oh, no!
01:07:52Slow down!
01:07:54Hey!
01:08:00Hey!
01:08:02God!
01:08:04God!
01:08:06Bastards!
01:08:14Oh, God!
01:08:16I'm not gonna die!
01:08:18Hey, hey!
01:08:20Hey!
01:08:24Oh, God!
01:08:26Oh, God!
01:08:28Oh, God!
01:08:30Oh, God!
01:08:32Oh, God!
01:08:34Oh, God!
01:08:36Oh, God!
01:08:38Oh, God!
01:08:40Oh, God!
01:08:42Hey! Hey!
01:08:44Hey! Hey!
01:08:46Hey! Hey!
01:08:48Hey!
01:08:50No!
01:08:54Hey!
01:08:56No!
01:08:58No!
01:09:08Oh, no!
01:09:10Good night, good night.
01:09:40Good day.
01:09:42Good day.
01:09:44Good day.
01:09:46Good day.
01:09:48Good day.
01:09:50Good day.
01:09:52Good day.
01:09:54What happened to your car?
01:09:56I'm dying less.
01:09:58Oh, well, you better have a hot plate of spaghetti-os and plenty of beer.
01:10:00Good day.
01:10:02Good day.
01:10:04Good day.
01:10:10Man, I think I've lost them.
01:10:12They must be that Rolls Royce I just spotted.
01:10:14I can't figure what the hell a car like that's doing way out here, but they're going crazy on North 248.
01:10:40Good day.
01:10:42Let me know what the hell come.
01:10:44What the hell?
01:10:46Where the hell?
01:10:48What?
01:10:50I can't figure you out here.
01:10:52One of these...
01:10:54A-whi-ow.
01:10:56jet...
01:10:58One of these things
01:11:00Oh, no, no!
01:11:08We'll be in the air!
01:11:15What?
01:11:17It's 30!
01:11:18What?
01:11:19You're in the air!
01:11:22You...
01:11:30They lost us. For how long?
01:11:47Every lane, freeway, highway, and byway in the surrounding four counties has been blocked by the highway patrol.
01:11:54There is no way anything on wheels can get through.
01:11:57You got a bitch.
01:12:00No more wheels.
01:12:01You get a plane?
01:12:02No, I can't fly.
01:12:04But I can sail.
01:12:06Me too.
01:12:07Let's go back to Snake Lake and get a racing boat and head out to Big Moe.
01:12:11St. Louis.
01:12:12New Orleans.
01:12:13All right.
01:12:14We're going with it.
01:12:15Whip it good.
01:12:20Who owns this car?
01:12:22It's mine.
01:12:23Let me have the keys, man.
01:12:25Let me have the keys.
01:12:27Move over!
01:12:30I'm a...
01:12:31I'm an officer of the law.
01:12:33Move over!
01:12:34This is an emergency.
01:12:35Dammit!
01:12:36You know what, I'm?
01:12:40What is?
01:12:41Thirsty!
01:12:42Very, very thirsty, I'm.
01:12:43First Oasis pulling in.
01:12:44Sure!
01:12:45Hello down there.
01:12:46Can you hear me?
01:12:47The Rolls Royce is crossing the barrens towards Snake Lake.
01:12:48We'll stick to them like shit to a blanket.
01:12:50Yes!
01:12:51Yes!
01:12:52And Seth!
01:12:53Yes!
01:12:54Good.
01:12:55So, it's coming.
01:12:56Hello down there.
01:12:57Can you hear me?
01:12:58The Rolls Royce is crossing the barrens towards Snake Lake.
01:13:00We'll stick to them like shit to a blanket.
01:13:30They're shooting?
01:13:38Shooting bullets. They're shooting.
01:13:39Bullets. Shooting. Yes.
01:13:41This has got to reverse? Yes.
01:13:42Well, use it. Let's get the hell out of here. Push in.
01:13:51I should have asked for two minions.
01:13:56Here they are.
01:13:58Now, let it straight me get.
01:14:02Two asses' milk,
01:14:04two mint tea,
01:14:06two goat's eyes,
01:14:08and one camel burger.
01:14:10Salame. Salame?
01:14:12Salame. Salame!
01:14:14Is that you?
01:14:16Ah, much greetings, Miss Lester.
01:14:19It is gorgeous for to look on you.
01:14:22Wise men.
01:14:24Why don't we, from here, get away secluded too, for our privates?
01:14:32Well, you want to be private?
01:14:34Well, that's a good idea.
01:14:36We can just walk over here to Snake Lake.
01:14:38Nobody ever turns up there.
01:14:40Snake-y-lake-y. It is for us.
01:14:42Snake-y-lake-y. It is for us.
01:14:44offerings.
01:14:58No-no.
01:15:00No, no, no.
01:15:02Keep up.
01:15:03No, no.
01:15:04Steve!
01:15:06It's Daddy.
01:15:13Quick, let's take the rolls.
01:15:16Hey, Peggy Sue!
01:15:17Hey, Peggy Sue!
01:15:22Hey!
01:15:25Hey!
01:15:26Stop, stop, wait!
01:15:28Peggy Sue!
01:15:30I don't want to shoot!
01:15:34Come back here!
01:15:36Oh, God damn!
01:15:50You got him, Chief!
01:15:51They went down to the Bo-Tock.
01:15:53It's a dead end.
01:15:54Where in the hell have you been all day, Betty?
01:15:57Go on.
01:15:58It's like you've got galloping ringworm, boy.
01:16:01Put yourself on report!
01:16:02Help her!
01:16:07Yes, sir!
01:16:08No.
01:16:14Thanks for the ride, fellas.
01:16:15Have a good one.
01:16:16Thanks, y'all.
01:16:26Here's your ball.
01:16:27Thanks a lot.
01:16:31Harold.
01:16:31Oh, hi, Kenny.
01:16:32I'm going to tear your insides out.
01:16:34Look out, Harold.
01:16:35Oh, don't hit him.
01:16:36You're going to hurt him.
01:16:37Come on, let's go.
01:16:58Oh, wow.
01:16:59Never hot-wired one of these babies.
01:17:00Some dork just wiped out over there.
01:17:22Whoa.
01:17:23Hang on a minute.
01:17:24I'm thinking.
01:17:25Oh, man, I can't hot-wire this baby.
01:17:27Let's get another boat at Bad Lay Beach.
01:17:28Come on.
01:17:36Look out.
01:17:37Oh, you're going to hurt him.
01:17:39Look out, Harold.
01:17:39Don't be careful, Harold.
01:17:42Oh, Harold.
01:17:44Look out.
01:17:45Oh, Harold, get up.
01:17:46Look out.
01:17:47There for everybody.
01:17:49I'm back.
01:17:49I'm back.
01:17:51Hey, Kenny.
01:17:52Watch out.
01:17:52You're going to hurt him.
01:18:00Yeah.
01:18:06What are they fighting about?
01:18:07Who cares?
01:18:08Listen, if the sheriff comes back, tell him I've taken a shortcut to the lake.
01:18:14Oh.
01:18:22Well, this is my end.
01:18:29Let's see the one million clams.
01:18:31Well, Miss Lester, you are a trusting man, thinking I'm.
01:18:36Yo-hara.
01:18:43Oh, fungal.
01:18:44Is this some kind of joke?
01:18:57Yo-hara.
01:18:59Kusimic, head of Infertil, John Stomputapank.
01:19:11Six buckets Kentucky Surmash.
01:19:15Two buckets Georgia Turpentine.
01:19:18One quart barn varnish.
01:19:21One pinty coon oil.
01:19:25Coon?
01:19:26Coon?
01:19:27Jackal oil, okay.
01:19:28Yeah, fine, fine.
01:19:30Three kegs mule sweat or four kegs donkey juice.
01:19:34We've got to save Lester.
01:19:36Yeah.
01:19:36Come on.
01:19:37One pound chicken lips.
01:19:40We don't got chickens.
01:19:42We use vultures.
01:19:43Sounds it correct.
01:19:45Head off.
01:19:46Lester, you can't just go wander off.
01:19:50You're still under arrest.
01:19:54Make it the double.
01:19:58Oh.
01:20:10Winter Kelly.
01:20:13Terrific.
01:20:15I'll mull you down.
01:20:16Goddamn, boy, you saved our neck.
01:20:21Sheriff ought to let you off now, Roscoe.
01:20:24He ought to give you an unconditional pardon.
01:20:27But he won't.
01:20:38Have you seen Sheriff Turner?
01:20:41Have you seen Sheriff Turner?
01:20:43Have you seen Sheriff Turner?
01:20:46No, I haven't.
01:20:49You wimp.
01:20:50Have you seen Sheriff Turner?
01:20:51They're off the lake.
01:21:02I'll make you a deal.
01:21:04You arrest me, and I'll let the Arabs go.
01:21:07Oh, I don't know about that.
01:21:09You let them go, they'll cut off my head.
01:21:11Is that right?
01:21:13Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:21:18Well, Porky, the only thing to do is let me go, right?
01:21:25I mean, it's been a long time.
01:21:41Up, up, up. Up the hands. Up, up.
01:21:46The infidel down foot.
01:21:52Now, my turn is.
01:21:54Look what you did, buddy.
01:21:56How was I supposed to know you being attacked by pirates?
01:22:00Poor lady. I can't of assistance be.
01:22:07Hands up.
01:22:09You shouldn't have that gun.
01:22:12What? You're still under arrest.
01:22:14For Christ's sake, man.
01:22:17Give me that.
01:22:19Line it up. Everybody, watch it.
01:22:21Do that and I'll pump 20 around.
01:22:25Move it out.
01:22:27Move it. You too, numbnuts.
01:22:30All right, now line it up. Grab some sky.
01:22:32Fun's over.
01:22:34We're going to the cars.
01:22:36You got it?
01:22:37I got you, you jerk.
01:22:38Daddy, how could you?
01:22:39Shut up.
01:22:40You're under arrest.
01:22:41For car theft.
01:22:42Kidnapping and everything else.
01:22:43And the rest of you can go home.
01:22:44Bleed.
01:22:45You're under arrest.
01:22:46For car theft.
01:22:47Kidnapping and everything else.
01:22:49...
01:22:50I got you, you jerk.
01:22:52Daddy, how could you?
01:22:54Shut up.
01:22:56You're under arrest.
01:22:57For car theft.
01:22:58Kidnapping and everything else.
01:22:59And the rest of you can go home.
01:23:01Bleed.
01:23:02for car theft, kidnapping and everything else.
01:23:06And the rest of you can go home.
01:23:12Read.
01:23:16Everybody here is free to go, except Sheriff Dana.
01:23:21But here's that damn fool that was trying to rob those poor Arabs.
01:23:26They was trying to chop off my head.
01:23:28Do you expect me to believe that?
01:23:29That's a solid fact of record, Chief.
01:23:32I regard it as bullshit.
01:23:34All right, now in charge.
01:23:36I'm...
01:23:37I'm?
01:23:38Wim.
01:23:39Head of infidel on stone foot.
01:23:42What?
01:23:43You gotta be kidding me.
01:23:44No, I'm very serious.
01:23:45You're not kidding me!
01:23:47Stop it!
01:23:48Stop it!
01:23:49Stop it!
01:23:50Hold on!
01:23:53That's the way, silly!
01:23:57Very, very beautiful.
01:23:59Wait a second.
01:24:00Yes, what?
01:24:01Harold!
01:24:02Harold!
01:24:03Harold, give me the gun!
01:24:04Harold!
01:24:05Harold!
01:24:06Harold!
01:24:07Harold!
01:24:08Harold!
01:24:09Here's your crown!
01:24:10What?
01:24:11What?
01:24:12I ask you.
01:24:13The point in growing up.
01:24:14I'm not gonna let you get away with it!
01:24:15You can stop it!
01:24:16Harold!
01:24:17Harold!
01:24:18Harold!
01:24:19Harold!
01:24:20What?
01:24:21I ask you.
01:24:22What?
01:24:23I ask you.
01:24:24The point in growing up.
01:24:25Wait.
01:24:26I'm not gonna let you get away with it!
01:24:27You can stop it!
01:24:28Harold!
01:24:29Harold!
01:24:30Why?
01:24:31Why?
01:24:32Why we do this?
01:24:33We could brothers be.
01:24:34What?
01:24:35Brothers!
01:24:36Habib!
01:24:37Ben to me!
01:24:38Ben to me!
01:24:39Ben to me!
01:24:40Ben to me!
01:24:41Ben to me!
01:24:42Oh crap!
01:24:43We've been looking for you!
01:24:44You take him!
01:24:45I'll take him!
01:24:46Ben to me! Ben to me!
01:24:53Oh crap.
01:24:54We've been looking for you.
01:25:04You take him.
01:25:06I'll take him.
01:25:16Sorry coach.
01:25:21Harold!
01:25:22Uh, he'll be alright.
01:25:23Come on Peggy.
01:25:24Please don't die.
01:25:25Okay.
01:25:26Care for a dish?
01:25:27No, I would love to.
01:25:29Why not?
01:25:34Well, which way you wanna swim?
01:25:36East St. Louis or West Colorado?
01:25:39Well, it doesn't matter as long as we're together.
01:25:43Yeah.
01:25:46Hey, what the-
01:25:48You could say that again.
01:25:51Ha ha ha ha ha.
01:25:54Huh?
01:25:58He he he he he.
01:26:00Listen to my story cause I only tell it twice.
01:26:16I'm a boy from Psycho County, found the key to paradise.
01:26:20You don't get the impression.
01:26:22There's anything to learn.
01:26:24Just a ticked light.
01:26:25A very bubble-blows as I watch the bum-bum-bum-bum.
01:26:29Having no illusions make you ready for the fun.
01:26:32So grab the girl and run.
01:26:34Grab the girl and run.
01:26:37It came so unexpected.
01:26:39And people wondered why.
01:26:41A girl that don't protect it.
01:26:43Was a chicken for a ride.
01:26:45It hadn't been too bad.
01:26:47But that didn't have all seen before.
01:26:49Not every clown on the miles around came out to join the show.
01:26:53Yeah.
01:26:55Heading down the highway like a space show going on.
01:26:58Just grab the girl and run.
01:27:00Grab the girl and run.
01:27:01Yeah.
01:27:03Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip and the way
01:27:07You've got it smoking
01:27:08Got to hold a bust
01:27:11Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip and the way
01:27:13Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip and the way
01:27:15You've got it smoking
01:27:16Budged in fighting the dust
01:27:18The moral of the story
01:27:21Is a mystery to me
01:27:23The sheriff took from the bone for jail
01:27:26And threw away the key
01:27:27But knowing that the county
01:27:30Only had that single cell
01:27:32They haven't been complaining
01:27:34And I hear they're doing well
01:27:36You see, you never know the wind
01:27:38Or when the rain is going on
01:27:40So grab the girl and run
01:27:42Grab the girl and run
01:27:43Grab the girl and run
01:27:46Grab the girl and run
01:27:48Grab the girl and run
01:27:50Grab the girl and run
01:27:52Grab the girl and run
01:27:54Grab the girl and run
01:27:56Grab the girl and run
01:27:58Grab the girl and run
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