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00:00:00From the Dream Makers at Disney,
00:00:26an exciting new theme park is coming to Southern California.
00:00:31Located right next door to Disneyland Park,
00:00:33celebrating all the fun and adventure of California.
00:00:36Introducing Disney's California Adventure,
00:00:39a brand new Disney park.
00:00:43Opening February 2001.
00:00:50Coming soon to theaters.
00:00:56Long ago, in a faraway land,
00:01:02there was a prosperous kingdom ruled by a young emperor.
00:01:06Oh, yeah!
00:01:07Boom, baby!
00:01:08He had a serious attitude.
00:01:10You threw off my groove.
00:01:11I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the emperor's groove.
00:01:13Sorry!
00:01:14An evil advisor.
00:01:15By the way, you're fired.
00:01:16I'll take over and rule the empire.
00:01:18And one major problem.
00:01:20I'll just poison him with this.
00:01:22Hey, Cronk, can you top me off, pal, dear friend?
00:01:25A llama?
00:01:27He's supposed to be dead!
00:01:29Yeah, weird.
00:01:30Take him out of town and finish the job.
00:01:32Now, his only hope is a humble peasant.
00:01:34Steven Llama!
00:01:35Steven Llama, where?
00:01:36You kidnapped me!
00:01:37Why would I kidnapped a llama?
00:01:38You're the criminal mastermind, not me.
00:01:40What?
00:01:41Tell me who's goes dead.
00:01:42Well, he's not as dead as we would've hoped.
00:01:44Uh-oh.
00:01:45You
00:02:06Your highness, I got ya.
00:02:07You're safe now.
00:02:09Or not.
00:02:10Don't touch him.
00:02:14Why'd I risk my life for a selfish brat like you?
00:02:16Now I feel really bad. Bad llama.
00:02:18This holiday season, the Emperor's got a new look.
00:02:21A new partner.
00:02:23We're gonna have to work together to get out of this.
00:02:25You know, it's a good thing you're not a big fat guy, or this would be really difficult.
00:02:29And a brand new groove.
00:02:31Come here!
00:02:36Walt Disney Pictures presents...
00:02:40The Emperor's new groove.
00:02:43Uh-oh.
00:02:44Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfowl.
00:02:46Yep.
00:02:47Sharp rocks at the bottom?
00:02:48Most likely.
00:02:49Bring it on.
00:02:50Booyah!
00:02:51December 2000 in theaters everywhere.
00:02:54Coming soon to own on video and DVD.
00:02:59From its landmark IMAX presentation,
00:03:02comes the film that critics call dazzling,
00:03:05magical, arguably the greatest Disney film ever.
00:03:09Disney presents a fantastic journey into the imagination.
00:03:13Now you can experience it all in a brand new full-length feature.
00:03:18It's a breathtaking celebration of sight, sound, and magic.
00:03:24From the animators that brought you Beauty and the Beast, The Lion King, and Aladdin.
00:03:28Don't miss this fun, all-new motion picture experience.
00:03:32Fantasia 2000.
00:03:33Coming to video and Disney DVD November 14th.
00:03:35November 14th.
00:03:41Walt Disney Pictures presents...
00:03:43We have a visitor.
00:03:44A story of friendship.
00:03:45What is it?
00:03:47I don't know.
00:03:49Courage.
00:03:50And loyalty.
00:03:51What's the worst you can do?
00:03:53Okay, what's the second worst thing?
00:03:55There's your girlfriend.
00:03:56What you need is a little help from the love monkey.
00:03:59Dinosaur!
00:04:00Dinosaur.
00:04:01Coming to video and Disney DVD 2001.
00:04:04Coming soon to theaters from Disney and Pixar.
00:04:14Since the very first bedtime, all around the world, children have known that once their mothers and fathers tucked them in and shut off the light.
00:04:23That there are monsters hiding in their closets, waiting to emerge.
00:04:27But what they don't know is, it's nothing personal, it's just their job.
00:04:37Whoa!
00:04:39There's nobody here.
00:04:40There's no kid.
00:04:41There's supposed to be a kid.
00:04:42There's no kid this game.
00:04:43Don't panic.
00:04:44I'm panicking because there's a total lack of kid here.
00:04:45Let's just check the schedule.
00:04:46This is very embarrassing.
00:04:47Let me see.
00:04:48Nine o'clock.
00:04:49Boys bedroom?
00:04:50Boys bedroom.
00:04:51Out of Magnolia?
00:04:52Magnolia?
00:04:53Give me that.
00:04:54It's Mongolia.
00:04:55Mike, does this look like Mongolia to you?
00:04:56Okay, you remember the fifth grade?
00:04:57Yeah.
00:04:58When you spent all your time passing notes to Susie Boyles?
00:04:59Loved it.
00:05:00The rest of us were studying geography.
00:05:01This is not Mongolia.
00:05:02Would you listen to this?
00:05:03Blame it on the little guy.
00:05:04How original.
00:05:05He must have read the schedule wrong with his one eye!
00:05:07Come on.
00:05:08Don't take it personally.
00:05:09You were thinking that.
00:05:10Don't be so sensitive.
00:05:11Come on, buddy.
00:05:12Little Blinky.
00:05:13Don't do that.
00:05:14I'm resisting you.
00:05:15Don't make me like you.
00:05:16I don't want to like you now.
00:05:17All right.
00:05:18Hey, guess which planet I am.
00:05:19Come on, look.
00:05:20Guess which planet I am.
00:05:21Okay, I'm gonna go back to the break room before all the donuts are gone.
00:05:23Hey, don't you even get it, you big throw rug?
00:05:27Oh, nice doggie.
00:05:29Nice big doggie.
00:05:30Sully?
00:05:31Sully, open the door!
00:05:32Open the door!
00:05:33No!
00:05:35Ah!
00:05:39Be sure to join us after the feature for more fun from Disney.
00:05:42They're gonna put me in the movie.
00:05:46They're gonna make a big star out of me.
00:05:51And now, our feature presentation.
00:06:12Okay.
00:06:14Oh, my God!
00:06:15Look!
00:06:16You can read the other videos as well.
00:06:17Well, he's not the same thing now.
00:06:22Heyaking Leto Fine, party!
00:06:27Yeah!
00:06:29Bye-bye!
00:06:35Oh, hey!
00:06:37Oh, my God.
00:07:07Oh, my God.
00:07:37Oh, my God.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:37Oh, my God.
00:09:07Oh, my God.
00:09:37Oh, my God.
00:10:07Oh, my God.
00:10:37Come to me, my prey.
00:11:07Oh, my God.
00:11:37Oh, my God.
00:12:07Woody, are you all right?
00:12:09Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, Buzz.
00:12:11Okay, here's your list of things to do while I'm gone.
00:12:13Batteries need to be changed.
00:12:14Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated.
00:12:16Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell seminar on what to do if you are.
00:12:18Part of you is swallowed.
00:12:19Okay, okay, good, okay.
00:12:21Woody, you haven't found your hat yet, have you?
00:12:22No!
00:12:23And Andy's leaving for cowboy camp any minute, and I can't find it anywhere.
00:12:25Don't worry, Woody.
00:12:26In just a few hours, you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot schmoes.
00:12:31They're called s'mores, Buzz.
00:12:32Right, right, of course.
00:12:33Has anyone found Woody's hat yet?
00:12:35Keep looking, man.
00:12:36Standkeeper, mandatory, still searching.
00:12:38The law gnome next door says it's not in the yard, but he'll keep looking.
00:12:43It's not in Molly's room.
00:12:44We've looked everywhere.
00:12:45I found it.
00:12:46You found my hat?
00:12:47Your hat?
00:12:48No, the missus lost her earring.
00:12:50Oh, my little sweet potato.
00:12:51Oh, you found it.
00:12:53Oh, it's so nice to have a big, strong spot around the house.
00:12:58Oh, great, that's just great.
00:13:00This will be the first year I miss cowboy camp, all because of my stupid hat.
00:13:02Woody, look under your boot.
00:13:03Don't be silly, my hat is not under my boot.
00:13:05Would you just look?
00:13:07You see?
00:13:08No hat.
00:13:08Just the word Andy.
00:13:09Uh-huh.
00:13:10And the boy who wrote that would take you to camp with or without your hat.
00:13:15I'm sorry, Bo.
00:13:16It's just that I've been looking forward to this all year.
00:13:18It's my one time with just me and Andy.
00:13:20You're cute when you care.
00:13:22Oh, not in front of Buzz.
00:13:23Nah, let him look.
00:13:27Repeat, repeat.
00:13:29Hey, I'm spitting now from Al's toy bar.
00:13:32And I'm sitting on the chicken here.
00:13:33Ow, I think I'm feeling a deal of hatching right now.
00:13:35Let's see what we got.
00:13:37We got most room.
00:13:38I mean, he's from him.
00:13:38Turn it off.
00:13:39No one's got a ear.
00:13:40What is up?
00:13:41That's chicken.
00:13:42Hurry up.
00:13:43Right out loud.
00:13:43It's this one.
00:13:45I despise that chicken.
00:13:47Fellas.
00:13:47Fellas.
00:13:48Okay, I got some good news and I got some bad news.
00:13:51What news?
00:13:52Good news is I found your hat, Woody.
00:13:54My hat?
00:13:54Oh, thank you.
00:13:56Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:13:57Where'd you find it?
00:13:58Well, that's the bad news.
00:14:00Oh, it's Buster.
00:14:02Hey, man, alert.
00:14:03Man, your battle station.
00:14:06Woody, run, quick.
00:14:07Ah!
00:14:09Ah!
00:14:14Ah!
00:14:17Ah!
00:14:17Ah!
00:14:17Ah!
00:14:17Ah!
00:14:18Ah!
00:14:18Ah!
00:14:25Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, you found me, Buster, all right.
00:14:28Ooh.
00:14:28Hey, how did he do, Ham?
00:14:29Hey, looks like a new record.
00:14:31Okay, boy.
00:14:32Sit.
00:14:33Reach for the sky.
00:14:34Gotcha!
00:14:36Oh, great job, boy.
00:14:39Who's gonna miss me while I'm gone, huh?
00:14:41Who's gonna miss me?
00:14:41Who's gonna miss me?
00:14:44Huh?
00:14:44Okay, have a good weekend, everybody.
00:14:45I'll see you Sunday night.
00:14:46It's in my room.
00:14:47Ah!
00:14:50Stick'em up!
00:14:52I guess we'll work on that later.
00:14:54Hey, Woody, ready to go to cowboy camp?
00:14:56Andy, honey, come on, five minutes and we're leaving.
00:14:58Five minutes.
00:15:00Hmm.
00:15:01Help, help!
00:15:02Somebody help me!
00:15:03Let her go, evil Dr. Porkchop!
00:15:05Never!
00:15:06You must choose Sheriff Woody.
00:15:08How shall she die?
00:15:09Shock or death by monkeys?
00:15:11Choose!
00:15:11I choose Buzz Lightyear!
00:15:16What?
00:15:16That's not a choice!
00:15:18To infinity and beyond!
00:15:21I'll save you, Miss Peep!
00:15:22My hero!
00:15:24Thanks, Buzz!
00:15:25No problem, buddy.
00:15:26You should never tangle with the unstoppable duo of Woody and Buzz Lightyear!
00:15:31Oh, no.
00:15:33Andy, let's go!
00:15:34Molly's already in her car seat.
00:15:35But, Mom, Woody's arm-wrapped.
00:15:37Oh, no.
00:15:38Maybe we can fix him on the way.
00:15:39No, just leave him.
00:15:41I'm sorry, honey, but, you know, toys don't last forever.
00:15:54What happened?
00:15:55What happened?
00:15:56Shelved.
00:15:56Andy!
00:16:03Andy!
00:16:11Woody!
00:16:19Woody?
00:16:20Honey, are you okay?
00:16:37Yeehaw!
00:16:38Run, cowboy!
00:16:39Whoa!
00:16:39Hey, everybody!
00:16:41Andy's back!
00:16:41He's back early from cowboy camp!
00:16:43Blazers, everybody!
00:16:44Andy's coming!
00:16:46Yeah!
00:16:50Hey, Woody!
00:16:51Did you miss me?
00:16:52Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, giddy up!
00:16:53Run, cowboy!
00:16:55Oh, I forgot.
00:16:57You're broken.
00:16:58I don't want to play with you anymore.
00:17:00Woo-hoo!
00:17:02Woo-hoo!
00:17:03No, Andy!
00:17:04No, Andy!
00:17:17No, no, Andy!
00:17:18No!
00:17:19Andy!
00:17:21No, no!
00:17:25Andy!
00:17:25wheezy is that you hey woody what are you doing up here i thought mom took you to get your squeaker
00:17:42fixed months ago andy was so upset nah she just told him that to calm him down and then put me
00:17:48on the shelf well why didn't you yell for help well i tried squeaking but i'm still broken no one
00:17:53could hear me besides the dust aggravates my condition
00:17:59what's the point in prolonging the inevitable we're all just one stitch away from here to there
00:18:08yard sale yard sale yard sale guys wake up wake up there's a yard sale outside yard sale sarge
00:18:16emergency roll call sir yes sir red alert oh somebody in public position now
00:18:20take a file let's move move move
00:18:22potato head mr and mrs trickers check check check check check i hate yard sale
00:18:26ah someone's coming
00:18:28okay let's see what's up here
00:18:34bye
00:18:46okay boy to the yard sale
00:19:05okay boy let's go and keep it casual
00:19:27biggie bank coming through is he out there there he is
00:19:41he's getting in the box he's selling himself for 25 cents oh woody you're worth more than that
00:19:54hold on hold on hold on he's got something it's wheezy
00:19:56hey it's not suicide it's a rescue
00:19:59good boy buster hold still there there you go pal
00:20:05bless you woody
00:20:06all right now back to andy's room
00:20:08yeah
00:20:09woody i'm slipping
00:20:14mommy mommy look look at this mommy look at the cowboy dolly
00:20:23oh no no no no what's that little gal think she's doing
00:20:26mommy mommy can we get it please mommy please
00:20:28oh honey you don't want that toy it's broken
00:20:30there's a streak in my boot
00:20:32original hand painted face natural dyed blanket stitched vest
00:20:38little rip fixable oh if only you had your hand stitched polyvinyl
00:20:42i found them i found them
00:20:45buster
00:20:47lie it down
00:20:49excuse me can i help you
00:20:50yes you can help take his paws off my pal
00:20:52i'll give you 50 cents for all this junk
00:20:54oh now how did this get down
00:20:56just enter the sheriff
00:20:56nice and easy
00:20:57very well five dollars
00:20:59i'm sorry it's an old family toy
00:21:00now just walk away
00:21:02wait
00:21:03the other way
00:21:03i'll give you 50 bucks for it
00:21:0550 bucks ain't bad
00:21:06it's not for sale
00:21:07everything's for sale
00:21:08or trade
00:21:09you like my watch
00:21:10sorry
00:21:10he's safe
00:21:11way to go in his mouth
00:21:12all right
00:21:12see show him
00:21:13molly don't touch that
00:21:14yeah go home mr fancy car
00:21:17hold on
00:21:19what's up
00:21:19what is it buzz
00:21:20what's happening down there
00:21:24what's he doing
00:21:24i can't watch
00:21:25get someone cover my eyes
00:21:26oh no he's stealing woody
00:21:27what
00:21:27what
00:21:28what are you doing
00:21:29where's he going
00:21:30hey
00:21:31get him buzz
00:21:34hey where's the red jack
00:21:37why would someone steal woody
00:21:53why would someone steal woody
00:22:06you
00:22:24All right, let's review this one more time at precisely 8.32-ish.
00:22:43Exhibit A, Woody, was kidnapped.
00:22:45Exhibit B, composite sketch of the kidnapper.
00:22:48He didn't have a beard like that.
00:22:49Fine.
00:22:50Edge, give him a shave.
00:22:52The kidnapper was bigger than that.
00:22:53Oh, picky, picky, picky.
00:22:55Let's just go straight to Exhibit F.
00:22:56The kidnapper's vehicle.
00:22:58Now, the vehicle fled the scene in this direction.
00:22:59Their eyes have been backwards.
00:23:00It went the other way.
00:23:01Hey, put a cork in.
00:23:02How do you spell FBI?
00:23:03My crime scene.
00:23:04I want to do what?
00:23:04We are going guts, fella.
00:23:05I didn't know there was a crime scene.
00:23:07Excuse me, excuse me.
00:23:08A little quiet, please.
00:23:10Huh?
00:23:12Let me try.
00:23:13Ring.
00:23:15Let me try.
00:23:17What are you doing, Buzz?
00:23:18Some sort of message encoded on that vehicle's ID tag.
00:23:21It's just a license plate.
00:23:22It's just a jumbo of lettuce.
00:23:24Yeah, and there are about 3.5 million registered cars in the Tri-County area alone.
00:23:27Little sideburn.
00:23:29Oh, this can't help.
00:23:31Let's leave Buzz to play with his toy.
00:23:33Toy, toy, toy.
00:23:34Hold on.
00:23:38Ow, toy, barn.
00:23:39Ow, toy, barn.
00:23:42Edge, draw that man in a chicken suit.
00:23:47It's the chicken man.
00:23:48That's our guy.
00:23:49I knew there was something I didn't like about that chicken.
00:23:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:23:53I'll be right there.
00:23:53And we're going to do this commercial in one take, do you hear me?
00:23:55Because I am in the middle of something really important.
00:23:59You, my little cowboy friend, are going to make me big bugs.
00:24:04Andy, I can't believe I have to drive all the way to work on a Saturday.
00:24:33All the way to work.
00:24:51What?
00:24:52Whoa!
00:24:53No!
00:24:55Hey, stop!
00:24:56Percy, stop!
00:24:57Stop!
00:24:57Stop it!
00:24:57Stop it!
00:24:59Shit, I said!
00:25:00Whoa!
00:25:01Whoa!
00:25:03Yee-haw!
00:25:06It's you! It's you! It's you, it's you, it's you!
00:25:08It's really you!
00:25:10That's me.
00:25:12There's a snake in my bone.
00:25:14Ha! It is you!
00:25:15Please stop saying that.
00:25:16Prospector said someday you'd come.
00:25:18Sweet Mother of Abraham Lincoln, the Prospector, he'll wanna need ya!
00:25:27Say hello to the Prospector!
00:25:31It's a box.
00:25:32It's minted in the box.
00:25:33Never been opened.
00:25:35Turn me around, Bullseye, so I can see why the prodigal son has returned.
00:25:42Yee-haw!
00:25:44It's you! It's you! You're here! It's you! It's you! It's you!
00:25:47Okay, I'm officially freaked out now.
00:25:49Oh, we've waited countless years for this day.
00:25:52It's good to see you, Woody.
00:25:54Listen, I don't know what... Hey, how do you know my name?
00:25:56Everyone knows your name, Woody.
00:25:59Why, you don't know who you are, do you?
00:26:03Bullseye?
00:26:04I don't know who you are.
00:26:05I don't know who you are.
00:26:06I don't know who you are.
00:26:07It's me.
00:26:08I don't know who you are.
00:26:09I don't know who you are.
00:26:10I don't know who you are.
00:26:11It's me.
00:26:12Oh...
00:26:13it's me.
00:26:14It's me.
00:26:15It's me.
00:26:16It's me.
00:26:17It's me.
00:26:18It's me.
00:26:36Wow.
00:26:41Holy cow.
00:26:47Cowboy Crunchies, the only cereal that sugar-prosted and dipped in chocolate, proudly presents...
00:26:52Foolish chocolate, how long it's time to play?
00:26:55There's Jesse, the yodeling cowgirl.
00:26:58Look it, look it, that's me!
00:27:00Bullseye, he's Woody's horse.
00:27:02He's a smart one.
00:27:03Beat the old prospector.
00:27:05And the man himself, of course, it's time for Sheriff Woody.
00:27:09He's the very best.
00:27:10He's the rudeness, stupidest cowboy in the wild, wild west.
00:27:14Woody's Roundup.
00:27:18I can't find it.
00:27:19It doesn't seem to be on any of these stations.
00:27:21Keep looking.
00:27:22Oh, you're going too slow.
00:27:23Let me take the wheel.
00:27:25It's too fast.
00:27:26How could you even tell what's on?
00:27:27I can tell.
00:27:30Back, back, back!
00:27:31Too late, I'm in the forties.
00:27:32Back, back, back!
00:27:33Back, back, back, back!
00:27:34I looked for the giant chicken!
00:27:35Now, Ed!
00:27:37That's where I need to go.
00:27:40You can't go, Buzz.
00:27:41You'll never make it there.
00:27:42Woody once risked his life to save me.
00:27:44I couldn't call myself his friend if I weren't willing to do the same.
00:27:48So who's with me?
00:27:49I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes and your angry eyes, just in case.
00:27:55This is for Woody when you find him.
00:28:00All right, but I don't think it'll mean the same coming for me.
00:28:03Mr. Buzz Lightyear, you just gotta save my pal Woody.
00:28:08I'll do my best, son.
00:28:09Okay, fellas, let's roll!
00:28:16Gerodimo!
00:28:18You'd think with all my video game experience, I'd be feeling more prepared.
00:28:22Oh!
00:28:23The idea of Ed is to let go.
00:28:27We'll be back before Andy gets home.
00:28:29Don't talk to any toy you don't know!
00:28:32The L's Toy Barn, and beyond!
00:28:34They don't call this the old abandoned land for nothing, Prospector.
00:28:47I reckon we ought to get out of here.
00:28:48Where's my gold?
00:28:49Hold on, I'll light me a canvas.
00:28:51This sure is a fast-burning wick.
00:28:53Blaze does the smithereens.
00:28:55Then there's dynamite!
00:28:56Hold it, tarnation!
00:28:57I'll call for help!
00:28:58Get back!
00:28:59Woo-hoo!
00:29:00Hey, critters, go get your Woody!
00:29:01Now, skirt!
00:29:02Good job, Bullseye!
00:29:04I reckon the new schoolhouse is finally done!
00:29:06What's that?
00:29:07Jesse and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine,
00:29:09and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle,
00:29:11and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?
00:29:13Uh-huh!
00:29:14Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
00:29:19You're fanning the flames, Jesse!
00:29:20It takes brains to put on that fire!
00:29:22Yo!
00:29:23Now biscuits are burning!
00:29:28Will Woody and Bullseye land to safety?
00:29:30Can they reach Jesse and Stinky Pete in time?
00:29:32Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion,
00:29:34Woody's finest hour!
00:29:35All right!
00:29:36All right!
00:29:37Next day!
00:29:38Hey, wait a minute!
00:29:39What happened?
00:29:40What happens next?
00:29:41Come on!
00:29:42Let's see the next episode!
00:29:43That's it?
00:29:44What?
00:29:45The show was cancelled after that.
00:29:46Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:29:47What about the gold mine in the...
00:29:48And the cute little critters in the dynamite?
00:29:49There was a great show!
00:29:50I mean, why cancel it?
00:29:51Two words.
00:29:52Sputnik.
00:29:53Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys.
00:29:57I know how that feels.
00:29:58But still, my own show!
00:30:00I mean, look at all this stuff!
00:30:01Didn't you know?
00:30:02Why, you're valuable property!
00:30:03Oh, I wish the guys could see this.
00:30:05Hey, howdy, hey, that's me, I'm on a yo-yo!
00:30:08Ah!
00:30:09Hey, nice teeth!
00:30:10And yet, still a good-looking guy.
00:30:12Oh!
00:30:13It's a bank!
00:30:14Oh!
00:30:15What are you?
00:30:16You push the hat?
00:30:17And out come...
00:30:18Oh, out come bubbles.
00:30:19Clever!
00:30:20Oh, wow!
00:30:21Hey, what's this thing do?
00:30:22I get it.
00:30:23There's a snake in my boot.
00:30:25Oh, hey, bullseye!
00:30:26Go long!
00:30:27Go long!
00:30:28Woo!
00:30:29A record player!
00:30:30I haven't seen one of these in ages.
00:30:31Oh, hey, bullseye!
00:30:32Go long!
00:30:33Woo!
00:30:34A record player!
00:30:35Oh, I haven't seen one of these in ages.
00:30:37Okay, now, slow!
00:30:38Uh-oh, that funny bullseye!
00:30:40Come on, cowgirl!
00:30:41Face fast!
00:30:42Not bad!
00:30:43Oh!
00:30:44Oh!
00:30:45Oh!
00:30:46Oh!
00:30:47Oh!
00:30:48Oh!
00:30:49Oh!
00:30:50Oh!
00:30:51Oh!
00:30:52Oh!
00:30:53Oh!
00:30:54Oh!
00:30:55Oh!
00:30:56Oh!
00:30:57Oh!
00:30:58Oh!
00:30:59Oh!
00:31:00Oh!
00:31:01Oh!
00:31:02Oh!
00:31:03Oh!
00:31:04Oh!
00:31:05Oh!
00:31:06Oh!
00:31:07That's in Tokyo!
00:31:08That's in Japan!
00:31:09Japan?
00:31:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:31:11I can't go to Japan!
00:31:12What do you mean?
00:31:13I gotta get back home to my owner, Andy!
00:31:15Hey, look!
00:31:16Look, see?
00:31:17He still has an owner!
00:31:18Oh, my goodness!
00:31:19No!
00:31:20Can't go!
00:31:21I can't do storage again!
00:31:22I just can't!
00:31:23Jessie!
00:31:24Jessie!
00:31:25I will go back in the dark!
00:31:26What's the matter?
00:31:27What's wrong with her?
00:31:28Well, we've been in storage for a long time, waiting for you.
00:31:31Why me?
00:31:32The museum's only interested in the collection if you're in it, Woody.
00:31:35without you we go back into storage it's that simple it's not fair how can you do this to us
00:31:42hey look i'm sorry but this is all a big mistake you see i was in this yard sale yard sale why were
00:31:47you in a yard sale if you have an owner well i wasn't supposed to be there i was trying to save
00:31:51another toy was it because you're damaged hmm did this andy break you yeah but no no no no no it was
00:31:57it was an accident i mean sounds like he really loves you it's not like that okay and i'm not
00:32:02going in a museum well i'm not going back into storage i was coming go go on jesse jesse look
00:32:10at me i promise you'll come out of the box now go go
00:32:13it's show time oh money baby money money money and now the main attraction
00:32:27no his arm where's his arm oh no no no no no what am i gonna do oh i know i know
00:32:44come on come on come on pick up the phone it's me phil i got an emergency here yes we're all busy
00:32:50but it has to be tonight all right all right but first thing in the morning
00:32:55ah it's gone i can't believe it my arm is completely gone all right come here come on let me see this
00:32:59oh it's just a popped seam easily repaired you should consider yourself lucky lucky are you
00:33:04swankwrapped i am missing my arm big deal
00:33:07let him go i'm sure his precious andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll
00:33:15why jesse you know he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition it's a dangerous world
00:33:19all right nobody look till i get my cork back in good work men two blocks down and only 19 more to go
00:33:44what 19 are we gonna do this all night my parts are killing me come on fellas did what he give up
00:33:49when sid had me strapped to a rocket no no and did he give up when you threw him out of the back of
00:33:54that moving van oh you had to bring that up no he didn't we have a friend in need and we will not
00:33:59rest until he's safe in annie's room now let's move out
00:34:02and that concludes our broadcast day
00:34:09and
00:34:16and
00:34:21and
00:34:26and
00:34:29and
00:34:31Bullseye! Bullseye! Go, go, go, go!
00:34:48Come on, you don't want to help me. I'm the bad guy. You're going to go back in storage because of me, remember?
00:34:51Now just go. Bullseye! All right, all right!
00:34:55But you have got to keep quiet. Now come on.
00:35:01Over here. Attaboy.
00:35:05Okay, Bullseye. Ups-a-daisy.
00:35:19Bullseye! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
00:35:31Bullseye!
00:35:35Bullseye!
00:35:37Bullseye!
00:35:39Bullseye!
00:35:41Bullseye!
00:35:43Bullseye!
00:35:44Bullseye!
00:35:45Bullseye!
00:35:46Bullseye!
00:35:47Bullseye!
00:35:48Bullseye!
00:35:49Bullseye!
00:35:50Bullseye!
00:35:51What?
00:35:52No, Officer Highsmith!
00:35:53What?
00:35:54What?
00:35:55What?
00:35:56What?
00:35:57What?
00:35:58What?
00:35:59What?
00:36:00Oh, oh, oh.
00:36:01Oh, oh.
00:36:02Here we go.
00:36:03Cheap case.
00:36:04Where is the remote?
00:36:05Where is the remote?
00:36:06Where is the remote?
00:36:07Why don't I put it in the same place every time?
00:36:10Oh, here it is.
00:36:20What is your problem?
00:36:21Look, I'm sorry I can't help you guys out.
00:36:22Really, I am.
00:36:23But you didn't have to go and pull a stunt like that.
00:36:25What? You think I did that?
00:36:26Oh, right, right.
00:36:27Yeah, the TV just happened to turn on and the remote magically ended up in front of you.
00:36:30You're calling me a liar?
00:36:31Well, if the boot fits...
00:36:33Say that again.
00:36:34If the boot fits.
00:36:37Okay, cowboy.
00:36:42Yeah!
00:36:43Oh!
00:36:44Yeah!
00:36:45Take it back!
00:36:46Take it back!
00:36:47Take it back!
00:36:48Don't think just because you're a girl I'm gonna take it easy on you!
00:36:50Jesse, Woody, you stop this and what's...
00:36:52I don't know how that television turned on, but fighting about it isn't helping anything.
00:36:57If I had both my arms...
00:36:59Well, the fact is you don't, Woody, so I suggest you just wait until morning.
00:37:02The cleaner will come, fix your arm, and then I'm out of here!
00:37:06Oh, no, no, Bullseye.
00:37:08Don't take it that way.
00:37:09It's just that Andy...
00:37:10Andy, Andy, Andy!
00:37:11That's all he ever talks about!
00:37:13Hey, Buzz, can we slow down?
00:37:23May I remind you that some of us are carrying over $6 in change?
00:37:26Losing health units?
00:37:27Must rest!
00:37:28Is everyone present and accounted for?
00:37:30Not quite everyone.
00:37:31Who's behind?
00:37:32Mine.
00:37:33Hey, guys!
00:37:34Why did the toys cross the road?
00:37:39Not now, Ham.
00:37:40Oh, I love riddles!
00:37:41Why?
00:37:42To get to the chicken on the other side!
00:37:44Yee-hee!
00:37:45Chicken!
00:37:46Oh well, we tried.
00:37:48We'll have to cross.
00:37:49Boom!
00:37:50You're not turning me into a mashed potato!
00:37:51I may not be a smart dog, but I know what road kill is.
00:37:53There must be a safe way.
00:37:54Okay, here's our chance.
00:37:55Ready, set, go!
00:37:56Drop!
00:37:57Ah!
00:37:58Ah!
00:37:59Ah!
00:38:00Ah!
00:38:01Ah!
00:38:02Ah!
00:38:03Ah!
00:38:04Ah!
00:38:05Ah!
00:38:06Ah!
00:38:07Ah!
00:38:08Ah!
00:38:09Ah!
00:38:10Ah!
00:38:11Ah!
00:38:12Ah!
00:38:13Ah!
00:38:14Ah!
00:38:15Ah!
00:38:16Ah!
00:38:17Ah!
00:38:18Ah!
00:38:19Ah!
00:38:20Ah!
00:38:21Ah!
00:38:22Ah!
00:38:23Ah!
00:38:24Ah!
00:38:25Ah!
00:38:26Ah!
00:38:27Ah!
00:38:28Ah!
00:38:29Ah!
00:38:30Ah!
00:38:31Ah!
00:38:32Ah!
00:38:33Ah!
00:38:34Ah!
00:38:35Ah!
00:38:36Ah!
00:38:37Ah!
00:38:38Ah!
00:38:39Ah!
00:38:40Ah!
00:38:41Ah!
00:38:42Ah!
00:38:43Ah!
00:38:44Ah!
00:38:45Ah!
00:38:46Ah!
00:38:47Ah!
00:38:48Ah!
00:38:49Ah!
00:38:50Ah, that went well.
00:39:09Good job, troops. We're that much closer to Woody.
00:39:15Oh, thank goodness you're here.
00:39:17Is the specimen ready for cleaning?
00:39:20Oh, my God.
00:39:45So, how long is this going to take?
00:39:46You can't rush out.
00:39:50Oh, no. It's closed.
00:40:02We're not preschool toys, Slinky. We can read.
00:40:09Hey, Joe, you're late. We've got a ton of toys on the back.
00:40:11All right, all right, it's coming, it's coming.
00:40:13All right, let's go.
00:40:14But the sign says it's closed.
00:40:20No, no, no, no. All together. Now.
00:40:22Run!
00:40:31Ah, woo!
00:40:31Oh, nearly. How are we going to find Woody in this place?
00:40:41Look for Al. We find Al, we find Woody.
00:40:44Now move out.
00:40:46Woody! Woody!
00:40:47Woody!
00:40:47See!
00:41:11See!
00:41:13There you go.
00:41:43He's worth his play, only you handle him too much, he's not going to last.
00:41:49It's amazing, you're a genius, he's just like new!
00:42:09Wow.
00:42:13I can use one of those.
00:42:20You know, they make it so you can't defeat Zurg unless you buy this book.
00:42:36It's extortion!
00:42:37That's what it is!
00:42:38Hey, I always thought the golden sector was the only thing!
00:42:41I thought we could search in style.
00:42:43Go in there, Ham!
00:42:44So how about letting a toy with fingers dry?
00:42:50Am I really that fat?
00:42:57What are you doing?
00:42:58You're in direct violation of code 6404.5, stating all Space Rangers are to be in hypersleep until
00:43:07awakened by authorized personnel.
00:43:08No.
00:43:09You're breaking ranks, Ranger.
00:43:10Plus light you're to Star Command.
00:43:11I've got an AWOL Space Ranger.
00:43:12Tell me I wasn't this deluded.
00:43:13No backtalk!
00:43:14I have a laser, and I will use it.
00:43:15You mean the laser that's a light bulb?
00:43:16Has your mind been melded?
00:43:17You could've killed me, Space Ranger!
00:43:18Or should I say, traitor?
00:43:19I don't have time for this.
00:43:20Halt!
00:43:21I ordered you to halt!
00:43:23Listen to me!
00:43:24Listen to me, listen!
00:43:26We've been down this aisle already.
00:43:27We've never been down this aisle.
00:43:28It's pink!
00:43:29Face it, we're lost.
00:43:30I'm gonna pick it up!
00:43:31What a great party!
00:43:36Hello, Ken Joe.
00:43:38Hello, Ken Joe.
00:43:41Hello, Ken Joe.
00:43:42Hello, Ken Joe.
00:43:43Hello, Ken Joe.
00:43:44Have you been working in here?
00:43:45You're a bad habit.
00:43:46Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:43:47Hold on!
00:43:48Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:43:51Hold on!
00:43:52Excuse me, ladies.
00:43:57Does anyone know where we might find the Al of Al's toy barn?
00:44:00I can help.
00:44:02I'm tour guide Barbie.
00:44:04Please keep your hands, arms, and accessories inside the car
00:44:06and no flash photography.
00:44:09I'm a marriage butt.
00:44:09I'm a marriage butt.
00:44:10I'm a marriage butt.
00:44:11Single fellas.
00:44:13To our right is the Hot Wheels Isle.
00:44:14Developed in 1967, the original series had 16 cars,
00:44:17including the Corvette.
00:44:18I beg your pardon, ma'am, but where's Al's office?
00:44:19Please hold all questions until the end of the tour.
00:44:22It says how you defeat Zerg.
00:44:23Look, hey, get this out of here, geek-a-saur.
00:44:26Look out.
00:44:27Stop, stop, stop.
00:44:33Zerg into the speed for me.
00:44:37My source of power.
00:44:38Zerg, come back.
00:44:40Hey.
00:44:42Hey, come on.
00:44:43Come on.
00:44:44Dinosaur, overboard.
00:44:46Slow down.
00:44:47Remain seated, please.
00:44:49Termine ser sentados, por favor.
00:44:50Ow.
00:44:52Listen to me, listen to me.
00:44:53You're not really a space ranger.
00:44:54You're a toy.
00:44:55We're all toys, do you hear me?
00:44:56Well, that should hold you down the court, Marshal.
00:44:58Let me go.
00:44:59You don't realize what you're doing.
00:45:01And this is the Buzz Lightyear Isle.
00:45:04Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.
00:45:08Hey, Buzz.
00:45:09Halt.
00:45:09Who goes there?
00:45:10Get climbing around and get in the car.
00:45:12Buzz, Buzz.
00:45:12I know how to defeat Zerg.
00:45:14You do?
00:45:15Come on, I'll tell you on the way.
00:45:16No, no, guys.
00:45:17You've got the wrong Buzz.
00:45:19You've got the wrong Buzz.
00:45:21Say, where'd you get the cool belt, Buzz?
00:45:23Well, slotted pig, they're a standard issue.
00:45:24It's like printing my own money.
00:45:38Yeah, what?
00:45:39Oh, oh, Mr. Konishi.
00:45:40Yes, I have the pictures right here.
00:45:43In fact, I'm in the car right now on my way to the office to fax them to you.
00:45:46I'm going through a tunnel.
00:45:48I'm breaking up.
00:45:49Oh, wow.
00:45:50Will you look at me?
00:45:51It's like I'm fresh out of the box.
00:45:52Look at this stitching.
00:45:53And he's going to have a hard time ripping this.
00:45:55Hello.
00:45:55Hi.
00:45:56Hello.
00:45:57Great.
00:45:58Now you can go.
00:46:01Well, what a good idea.
00:46:11Woody, don't be mad at Jessie.
00:46:13She's been through more than you know.
00:46:15Why not make commands before you leave, huh?
00:46:17It's the least you can do.
00:46:23All right, but I don't know what good it'll do.
00:46:33Hey, what you doing way up here?
00:46:35I thought I'd get one last look at the sun before I get packed away again.
00:46:40Look, Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back.
00:46:44I'm still Andy's toy.
00:46:45Well, if you knew him, you'd understand.
00:46:48You see, Andy's a real special kid.
00:46:51And to him, you're his buddy, his best friend.
00:46:53And when Andy plays with you, it's like, even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive.
00:47:00Because that's how he sees you.
00:47:02How did you know that?
00:47:03Because Emily was just the same.
00:47:06She was my whole world.
00:47:09When somebody loved me, everything was beautiful.
00:47:16Every hour spent together lives within my heart.
00:47:21And when she was sad, I was there to dry her tears.
00:47:27And when she was happy, so was I when she loved me.
00:47:38Through the summer and the fall, we had each other, that was all.
00:47:45Just she and I together, like it was meant to be.
00:47:50And when she was lonely, I was there to comfort her.
00:47:56And I knew she loved me.
00:48:09So the years went by, I stayed the same.
00:48:14But she began to drift away.
00:48:16I was left alone, still I waited for the day.
00:48:23When she'd say, I will always love you.
00:48:32Lonely and forgotten, never thought she'd look my way.
00:48:37And she smiled at me, and held me, just like she used to do.
00:48:43Like she loved me, when she loved me.
00:48:50When somebody loved me, everything was beautiful.
00:48:56Every hour spent together lives within my heart.
00:49:02When she loved me.
00:49:08You never forget kids like Emily or Andy.
00:49:25But they forget you.
00:49:27Jesse, I didn't know.
00:49:29Just go.
00:49:29How long will it last, Woody?
00:49:49Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college?
00:49:52Or on his honeymoon?
00:49:55Andy's growing up.
00:49:56And there's nothing you can do about it.
00:50:00It's your choice, Woody.
00:50:02You can go back.
00:50:03Or you can stay with us and last forever.
00:50:06You'll be adored by children for generations.
00:50:08Who am I to break up the Roundup Gang?
00:50:25Hey, Woody, are you in here?
00:50:39Nah, this one's empty too.
00:50:41Woody!
00:50:41Woody!
00:50:42Woody!
00:50:43Pardon me, gentlemen, but have either of you seen a cowboy doll with a bad arm?
00:50:46Why, no, I haven't.
00:50:47Hey, he was talking to me!
00:50:48No, he was talking to me!
00:50:49Why, you!
00:50:49You see, all along, we thought the way into Zurg's fortress was through the main gate.
00:50:54But in fact, the secret entrance is to the left, hidden in the shadows.
00:50:58To the left, hidden in the shadows.
00:50:59Got it.
00:51:01Someone's coming.
00:51:02Everyone take cover.
00:51:04But I don't want to bore you with the details.
00:51:06Now let me confirm your fax number.
00:51:07Wait, wait, slow.
00:51:08That's a lot of numbers.
00:51:09I got it.
00:51:10It's him, but chicken.
00:51:11Funny he doesn't look like poultry.
00:51:13That's a kidnapper, all right.
00:51:15Kidnapper.
00:51:16An agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.
00:51:17And the pièce de résistance.
00:51:26I promise the collection will be the crown jewel of your museum.
00:51:29It's funny.
00:51:30Now that I have your attention.
00:51:31Imagine we added another zero to the price, huh?
00:51:34What?
00:51:36Yes!
00:51:36Yes!
00:51:37You got a deal!
00:51:38I'll be on the next flight to Japan!
00:51:40Quick, into the poultry man's cargo unit.
00:51:41He'll lead us to Zurg.
00:51:42Move, move, move!
00:51:43Don't touch my mustache!
00:51:47Oh!
00:51:48You're a smirlder!
00:51:50I'm a smirlder!
00:51:51They're a sm радость!
00:51:53Ha ha ha!
00:51:54You that's a sir.
00:52:07Where do I talk to people?
00:52:08You have a man.
00:52:09Ah!
00:52:13Ah!
00:52:17Ah!
00:52:20Ugh!
00:52:24Uff.
00:52:29Huh?
00:52:32Huh?
00:52:33Ah!
00:52:39Ah, he didn't take the bag!
00:53:04No time to lose!
00:53:09He's ascending in the vertical transporter!
00:53:14Alright, everyone!
00:53:15Hang on, we're gonna blast through the roof!
00:53:16Uh, Buzz?
00:53:17To infinity!
00:53:18And beyond!
00:53:20What are you, insane?
00:53:22We're wasting time!
00:53:24Stand still, Godzilla!
00:53:26I don't understand!
00:53:27Somehow my fuel cells have gone dry!
00:53:30Blast!
00:53:31He's at level 23!
00:53:33How are we gonna get up there?
00:53:34Maybe if we find some balloons, we can float to the top!
00:53:36Are you kidding?
00:53:37I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom, and pretend we're delivering a pizza!
00:53:39How about a ham sandwich?
00:53:40With fries and a hot dog?
00:53:41What about me?
00:53:42Yeah, you can be the toy that comes with a meal!
00:53:43Troops!
00:53:44Over here!
00:53:45Just like you said, lizard man, the shadows to the left!
00:53:46Okay, let's move!
00:53:47Mission log!
00:53:48Have infiltrated enemy territory without detection, and are making our way through the bowels of
00:53:51Serge's fortress!
00:53:52You know, I think the next time is to the fire and the ground is over here!
00:53:53You go to the ground!
00:53:54You go to the ground!
00:53:55You go to the ground!
00:53:56You go to the ground!
00:53:57And the ground!
00:53:58You go to the ground!
00:53:59You go to the ground!
00:54:00Just like you said, Lizardman, and the shadows to the left.
00:54:07Okay, let's move.
00:54:09Mission Locke have infiltrated enemy territory without detection
00:54:12and are making our way through the bowels of Serge's Fortress.
00:54:14You know, I think that buzzer out went to his head.
00:54:18Oh, no.
00:54:18Which way do we go?
00:54:20This way.
00:54:20What makes you so sure?
00:54:21I'm Buzz Lightyear. I'm always sure.
00:54:24We've been detected. The walls, they're closing in.
00:54:27Quick, help me prop up vegetable, man.
00:54:28Hey, put me down, you moron.
00:54:30Hey, guys, look. It's not the walls. It's the elevator.
00:54:38Come on, we've got no time to lose.
00:54:40Everyone, grab hold.
00:54:43And Buzz, why not just take the elevator?
00:54:45They'll be expecting that.
00:54:47To overnight six packages to Japan is how much?
00:55:05What? That's in yen, right?
00:55:07Dollars?
00:55:08Dog, you are deliberately taking advantage of people in a hurry, you know that?
00:55:12All right, I don't, I don't, look, I'll do it. All right, fine.
00:55:14I'll have this stuff waiting in the lobby and you better be here in 15 minutes
00:55:17because I have a place to catch. Do you hear me?
00:55:19Woo-hoo! We're finally going. Can you believe it?
00:55:23Ha-ha! That's custom-fitted foam insulation you'll be riding in, Bullseye.
00:55:27First class all the way.
00:55:29You know what? I'm actually excited about this.
00:55:32I mean it. I really am.
00:55:33And why shouldn't you be?
00:55:34Ha-ha!
00:55:35So, what, you partner, Buzzito?
00:55:37Look at you, dancing cowboy.
00:55:38Look! I'm doing the box step!
00:55:49Uh-oh! Hey, heads up down there!
00:55:51Whoa! Pork bellies are falling!
00:55:53Hey! How much water, Buzz?
00:55:55Halfway there!
00:55:57My arms can't hold on much longer!
00:56:02Two! Heavy!
00:56:05What was I thinking? My anti-gravity servos!
00:56:08Hang tight, everyone. I'm going to let go of the wall.
00:56:12What? He wouldn't.
00:56:13One. He wouldn't.
00:56:15Two.
00:56:15Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
00:56:17Three!
00:56:20To infinity and beyond!
00:56:25Approaching destination. Re-engaging gravity.
00:56:34Area secure.
00:56:35Okay, troops, the anti-gravity sickness will wear off momentarily.
00:56:40Now, let's move!
00:56:41Remind me to glue his helmet, Chef, when we get back.
00:56:51How about giving me a little intro there, Jesse?
00:56:53Introducing the high-ridingness cowboy around...
00:56:56You forgot rootin' tootin' this!
00:56:57...the high-ridingness, rootin' tootin' this cowboy hero of all time, Sheriff Woody!
00:57:09Say, little missy, you notice any trouble around these parts?
00:57:13Marry a bit!
00:57:13Not with Sheriff Woody around...
00:57:15Wait, wait, wait, wait! I got it! I got it!
00:57:16This is great! I got it!
00:57:16The man has got the critters tied up at the brooding bar!
00:57:18And I'm on the best line!
00:57:19Helpers! The bar's on fire!
00:57:20I've got your critters! No need to worry!
00:57:22Woody saves the day again!
00:57:25Now, where's my trusty Steve? Bullseye!
00:57:27I have to ride off into the sunset!
00:57:29Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
00:57:33Oh!
00:57:35Watch it. Wait, wait. I'm ticklish, okay?
00:57:37Oh, you are!
00:57:38No, no, no! Stop! Stop! Stop!
00:57:40No, please! Please! No! No! Stop! Stop!
00:57:42Mission log.
00:57:51Have reached Zerg's command deck, but no sign of him or his wooden captain.
00:57:54Freeze!
00:57:55That's Woody!
00:57:56Ow!
00:57:57This way!
00:58:00Here we go!
00:58:01Please!
00:58:02Buzz, can you see? What's going on?
00:58:06To the left.
00:58:07No, your left.
00:58:08Take the fire.
00:58:09What's happening?
00:58:10Oh, it's horrible. They're torturing him.
00:58:13What are we going to do, Buzz?
00:58:14Use your head.
00:58:15But I don't want to use my head!
00:58:22What's going on here?
00:58:23Buzz, guys!
00:58:24How did you find me?
00:58:25Watch yourself.
00:58:26We're here to spring you, Woody!
00:58:28You're here to Kung Fu?
00:58:29Well, get ready for pork chop!
00:58:30Prepare to meet Mr. Angry Eyes.
00:58:34Hold it! Now, hey, you don't understand.
00:58:36These are my friends.
00:58:37Yeah, we're his friends.
00:58:38No, Rex, I mean they're my friends.
00:58:40Hey, stop it!
00:58:41You leave him alone, springy dog!
00:58:42Okay!
00:58:43Grab Woody and let's go!
00:58:44Fellas, hold it!
00:58:44Hey, Buzz!
00:58:45Put me down!
00:58:45Hey, please!
00:58:46Let's go!
00:58:47Just carry him!
00:58:48No!
00:58:49Hold it right there!
00:58:51Buzz?
00:58:51You again!
00:58:52Woody, thank goodness you're all right!
00:58:53Buzz, what is going on?
00:58:54Hold on!
00:58:55I am Buzz Lightyear, and I'm in charge of this detachment.
00:58:57No, I'm Buzz Lightyear.
00:58:59I am Buzz Lightyear!
00:58:59I'm Buzz Lightyear!
00:59:00So, who's the real Buzz?
00:59:01I am!
00:59:02Don't let this imposter fool you!
00:59:03He's been trained by Zerk himself to mimic by every move!
00:59:06Buzz!
00:59:13I had a feeling it was you, Buzz.
00:59:14My front end just had to catch up with my back in.
00:59:17Will somebody please explain what's going on?
00:59:19It's all right, Space Ranger.
00:59:20It's a code 546.
00:59:22You mean it's a...
00:59:23Yes.
00:59:24And he's a...
00:59:24Oh, yeah.
00:59:27Your Majesty.
00:59:29Woody, you're in danger here.
00:59:30We need to leave now.
00:59:31Al's telling you to a toy museum in Japan!
00:59:33I know!
00:59:34It's okay, Buzz!
00:59:35I actually want to go!
00:59:36What?
00:59:37Are you crazy?
00:59:37Look, the thing is, I'm a rare Sheriff Woody doll, and these guys are my Roundup gang.
00:59:42Woody, what are you talking about?
00:59:43What am I talking about?
00:59:44Woody's Roundup!
00:59:45Oh, it's this great old TV show, and I was the star!
00:59:47See, now look!
00:59:48Look!
00:59:48Look at me!
00:59:49See, that's me!
00:59:50This is weirding me out.
00:59:51Buzz, it was a national phenomenon, and there was all this merchandise that just got packed
00:59:54up.
00:59:54Oh, you should have seen it.
00:59:55There was a record player, and a yo-yo.
00:59:56Buzz, I was a yo-yo!
00:59:58Was?
00:59:58Woody, stop this nonsense, and let's go.
01:00:00Ah, Buzz.
01:00:02I can't go.
01:00:04I can't abandon these guys.
01:00:05They need me to get into this museum.
01:00:08Without me, they'll go back into storage.
01:00:10Maybe forever.
01:00:11Woody, you're not a collector's item.
01:00:12You're a child's plaything.
01:00:14You are a toy!
01:00:16For how much longer?
01:00:17One more rip, and he's done with me.
01:00:19And what do I do then, Buzz, huh?
01:00:20You tell me!
01:00:21Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living
01:00:24if you're being loved by a kid.
01:00:26And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy, because I believed him.
01:00:31Well, you wasted your time.
01:00:32Let's go, everyone.
01:00:39What about Woody?
01:00:40He's not coming with us.
01:00:43But Andy's coming home tonight.
01:00:46Then we'd better make sure we're there waiting for him.
01:00:48I don't have a choice, Buzz.
01:00:58This is my only chance.
01:00:59To do what, Woody?
01:01:00Watch kids for behind glass and never be loved again?
01:01:03Some life.
01:01:04Good going, Woody.
01:01:20I thought they'd never leave.
01:01:22You've got a friend in me.
01:01:24You've got a friend in me.
01:01:27Woody?
01:01:27You've got troubles.
01:01:29Well, I've got them, too.
01:01:30There isn't anything.
01:01:32I wasn't supposed to be.
01:01:34We stick together and see it through time.
01:01:37You've got a friend in me.
01:01:40Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am.
01:01:44Bigger and stronger, too.
01:01:46Maybe.
01:01:46But none of them will ever love you the way I do.
01:01:52It's me and you, boy.
01:01:54And as the years go by,
01:01:56our friendship will never die.
01:02:00You're gonna see...
01:02:01What am I doing?
01:02:03Buzz!
01:02:04Wait!
01:02:05Wait!
01:02:05Where are we going?
01:02:06You're right, Prospector.
01:02:07I can't stop Andy from growing up.
01:02:09But I wouldn't miss it for the world.
01:02:11No!
01:02:12Buzz!
01:02:13Yes?
01:02:13Yes?
01:02:13I'm coming with you!
01:02:15Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:02:16I'll be back in just a second!
01:02:18Way to go, cowboy.
01:02:19Hey, you guys!
01:02:21Come with me.
01:02:21What?
01:02:22Andy will play with all of us.
01:02:23I know it!
01:02:24Woody, I...
01:02:25I don't know, I...
01:02:26Wouldn't you give anything just to have one more day with Emily?
01:02:28Come on, Jesse.
01:02:30This is what it's all about.
01:02:31To make a child happy.
01:02:32And you know it.
01:02:34Bullseye, are you with me?
01:02:36Okay.
01:02:36Good boy.
01:02:37Prospector, how about you?
01:02:42Prospector?
01:02:43You're out of your box!
01:02:44I tried reasoning with you, Woody.
01:02:47But you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.
01:02:51Wait a minute.
01:02:52You turned on the TV last night, not Jesse.
01:02:54Look, we have an eternity to spend together in the museum.
01:02:57Let's not start off by pointing fingers, shall we?
01:02:59You really are Stinky Pete, aren't you?
01:03:01Prospector, this isn't fair!
01:03:02Fair?
01:03:03I'll tell you what's not fair.
01:03:05Spending a lifetime on a dime store shelf, watching every other toy be sold.
01:03:10Well, finally my waiting has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!
01:03:17Buzz!
01:03:17Help!
01:03:18Buzz!
01:03:18Guys!
01:03:19It's too late, Woody.
01:03:20That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.
01:03:22His name is Buzz Lightyear!
01:03:24Whatever.
01:03:25I've always hated those upstart space toys.
01:03:28It's stuck!
01:03:28What do we do?
01:03:29Should I use my hand?
01:03:30It's Al!
01:03:35Look at the time!
01:03:36I'm gonna be late!
01:03:37I'm sick as I can't miss this flight!
01:03:38I gotta pack.
01:03:39All right, let's see.
01:03:39A wallet, keys, tickets, passport, beef jerky, very expensive over there.
01:03:43Shower!
01:03:44I can skip the shower.
01:03:45I just gotta get out of here now!
01:03:46I'm good.
01:03:47Let's pass in the car.
01:03:47I'm dead.
01:03:49Quick, to the elevator!
01:03:55Hurry, I can hear it coming!
01:04:00So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear.
01:04:03For the last time.
01:04:04Ah, it's Zerg!
01:04:05Watch out!
01:04:06He's got an iron blaster!
01:04:09Ah!
01:04:10Ah!
01:04:11Ah!
01:04:18Quick, get on!
01:04:20Hey!
01:04:20Oh!
01:04:21Oh!
01:04:21Oh, sorry.
01:04:23The emergency hatch!
01:04:24Come on!
01:04:25Ah!
01:04:25Ah!
01:04:26Ah!
01:04:26Ah!
01:04:26Ah!
01:04:26Ah!
01:04:26Ah!
01:04:27Ah!
01:04:27Ah!
01:04:28Ah!
01:04:28Ah!
01:04:29Ah!
01:04:29Ah!
01:04:34Ah!
01:04:40Ah!
01:04:40Come on!
01:04:41Hurry!
01:04:41Ah!
01:04:42But Buzz is in peril!
01:04:44Buzz!
01:04:44Buzz!
01:04:44Buzz!
01:04:45Buzz!
01:04:45I can't give up!
01:04:46I can't give you!
01:04:50Ah!
01:04:55Surrender, Buzz Lightyear.
01:04:56I have won!
01:04:57I'll never give in!
01:04:58You killed my father no buzz I am your father
01:05:07Come on come on
01:05:17Prepare to die
01:05:19I can't look
01:05:26I did it
01:05:27I finally defeated third
01:05:29Father
01:05:37Ah finally
01:05:49How are we gonna get him now?
01:05:59Pizza anyone?
01:06:01Go go go!
01:06:03I got it!
01:06:04Buzz are you coming?
01:06:05No I have a lot of catching up to do with my dad
01:06:09Good throw son that's my boy
01:06:11Go long Buzzy
01:06:12Oh you're a great dad
01:06:14Yippee!
01:06:15Farewell
01:06:16Does anyone know how to drive?
01:06:17Slink take the pedals
01:06:18Rex you navigate
01:06:19Ham and potato
01:06:20Operate the levers and knobs
01:06:22Whoa
01:06:25Strangers from the outside
01:06:26Oh no
01:06:27He's in a red light
01:06:28We can catch him
01:06:29Back to the power Slink
01:06:33They're green
01:06:34Hurry
01:06:35Why won't it go?
01:06:36Use a lot of power
01:06:41Oh oh oh
01:06:42Rex which way?
01:06:43Left
01:06:44Left is right
01:06:45Left is right
01:06:46Buzzy's turning left
01:06:47He's turning left
01:06:48He's turning left
01:06:49He's turning left
01:06:54Oh I seriously doubt
01:06:55He's getting this kind of mileage
01:06:56Go right
01:06:57To the right
01:06:58Right right right right
01:07:02You have saved our lives
01:07:03We are eternally grateful
01:07:04Yeah yeah yeah whatever
01:07:05Guys we can't park here
01:07:06It's a white zone
01:07:07You have saved our lives
01:07:08We are eternally grateful
01:07:09There he is
01:07:11You have saved our lives
01:07:12We are eternally grateful
01:07:13Will you just leave me alone?
01:07:14Someone's coming
01:07:15Oh a puppy
01:07:16Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark
01:07:46more than you make in a year you got that sport i understand you be careful
01:07:49if you have a financial sticker or something you can put on that because i know what goes on back
01:07:51there i had a box of cookies once it came back as crumbs the mistake portal once we go through
01:07:57we just need to find that case
01:08:10there's the case no there's the case you take that one we'll take this one
01:08:16oh
01:08:36nice flash though
01:08:46okay let's go take that space toy hey no one does that to my friend
01:08:54your choice woody you can go to japan together or in pieces if he fixed you once he can fix you
01:09:05again get in the box never fine
01:09:14idiots children destroy toys you'll all be ruined forgotten spending eternity rotting in some landfill
01:09:21well stinky pete i think it's time you learn the true meaning of playtime right over there guys no
01:09:30look barbie a big ugly man doll oh he needs a makeover
01:09:40happy trails prospector fuzz woody help us out here hurry oh no jesse
01:09:56come on fuzz
01:10:07come on fuzz yeah ride like the wind bullseye
01:10:09ride like the wind bullseye
01:10:19hey hi hey giddy up come on bullseye
01:10:23let's get in the air
01:10:24lass give me a boost
01:10:25give me a boost
01:10:31yeah
01:10:33yeah
01:10:35yeah
01:10:43yeah
01:10:45yeah
01:10:47Here's the rest.
01:11:17Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe you're on the wrong flight.
01:11:22Woody.
01:11:23Come on, Jess. It's time to take you home.
01:11:25What if Andy doesn't like me?
01:11:26Nonsense. Andy will love you. Besides, he's got a little sister.
01:11:30Jess, why didn't you say so? Let's go!
01:11:35Hold it. There's a couple more bikes coming from the terminal.
01:11:38Okay. On three. One, two...
01:11:41Too late! Put him on the next way!
01:11:47This is bad.
01:11:50How are we going to get out of here?
01:11:52Over there! Come on!
01:12:04You sure about it?
01:12:05No! Let's go!
01:12:17Hold on, Woody!
01:12:29What's a cowboy without his head?
01:12:31Moose!
01:12:42Moose! Moose! Get behind the tires!
01:12:44Jesse! Let go of the play!
01:12:51What is crazy?
01:12:52Just pretend it's the final episode of Woody's Roundup.
01:12:54What if it's terrible? We never thought you made it!
01:12:57Well, then let's find out together!
01:12:58We did it!
01:13:11Nice rope in the cowboy!
01:13:14That was definitely Woody's finest hour!
01:13:16You're done, partner.
01:13:18Woohoo!
01:13:23Let's go home.
01:13:24Yee-haw!
01:13:36Hey, Woody!
01:13:37Woody?
01:13:43Oh, wow, new toys!
01:13:45Cool!
01:13:46Thanks, Mom!
01:13:47It's Bazooka Jane and her chipper-pelled horse!
01:13:50Woody, good!
01:14:01Mandy, come on, hon.
01:14:02Time to go.
01:14:03Hey, you fixed Woody!
01:14:05Yeah, glad I decided not to take him to camp.
01:14:07His whole arm might have come off.
01:14:13Well, what do you know?
01:14:15Yee-haw!
01:14:17Oh, Bullseye!
01:14:18We're part of a family again!
01:14:23Uh, ma-ma'am, I, uh...
01:14:25Well, I just want to say you're a bright young woman
01:14:27with a beautiful yarn full of hair.
01:14:29A hair full of yarn.
01:14:30It's, uh...
01:14:31Oh, um...
01:14:32I must go.
01:14:33Well, aren't you the sweetest face toy I ever met?
01:14:37What's that?
01:14:38Mark, Mark?
01:14:39Uh, this fellow says he needs to go out back for a little private time.
01:14:42That trigger needs help!
01:14:45Oh!
01:14:46Yee-haw!
01:14:47Yee-haw!
01:14:48Yee-haw!
01:14:49Yee-haw!
01:14:50Yee-haw!
01:14:51Oh!
01:14:52Oh!
01:14:53Hey, Rex!
01:14:54I could use a hand over here, buddy.
01:14:55I don't need to play.
01:14:56I've lived it!
01:14:57No, no, no, no!
01:14:58Oh, nuts!
01:14:59Welcome to Al's Toy Barn.
01:15:01We've got the lowest prices in town.
01:15:03Everything for a buck, buck, buck!
01:15:07Well, I guess crime doesn't pay.
01:15:09Oh, Andy did a great job, huh?
01:15:11Nice and strong!
01:15:12I like it.
01:15:13Makes you look tough.
01:15:16You saved our lives!
01:15:17We are eternally grateful!
01:15:18You saved your lives?
01:15:20Oh, my hero!
01:15:21You are so adorable!
01:15:23Let's adopt some...
01:15:24Yee-haw!
01:15:25Oh, no!
01:15:26Wheezy!
01:15:27You're fixed!
01:15:28Oh, yeah!
01:15:29Mr. Shock looked in the toy box and found me an extra squeaker.
01:15:32And?
01:15:33How do you feel?
01:15:34Oh, I feel swell.
01:15:35In fact, I think I feel a song coming off!
01:15:38You've got a friend in me.
01:15:41You've got a friend in me.
01:15:42You've got a friend in me.
01:15:44You've got a friend in me.
01:15:47You just remember what your old pal said, baby.
01:15:50You've got a friend in me.
01:15:52Yeah, you've got a friend in me.
01:15:54Come on, Uncle.
01:15:55Oh, you are such a big girl.
01:15:57Andy, you think she's ready to drive the car yet?
01:15:59Yeah, and I can teach her.
01:16:01Are you still worried about Andy?
01:16:03Nah.
01:16:04It'll be fun while it lasts.
01:16:05I'm proud of you, cowboy.
01:16:07Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company.
01:16:11For infinity and beyond.
01:16:14You're gonna see it's our destiny.
01:16:18You've got a friend in me.
01:16:20Yes, you do.
01:16:21You've got a friend in me.
01:16:23Yes, you do.
01:16:24You've got a friend in me.
01:16:27Me.
01:16:32Yeah.
01:16:34Marker.
01:16:42Okay.
01:16:43A little help here, please.
01:16:49What are we gonna do, Buzz?
01:16:50Use your head.
01:16:51But I don't want to use my hands!
01:16:53Whoa!
01:16:55Ow!
01:16:56Speed.
01:16:57Marker.
01:17:02Whew!
01:17:03I don't remember eating that.
01:17:04I can't believe this.
01:17:05That's a fifth pie.
01:17:06What throw is that guy in?
01:17:07Sorry, everyone.
01:17:08I had that bean burrito for lunch.
01:17:09Okay, I'm all right now.
01:17:10Sorry.
01:17:12I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes and your angry eyes.
01:17:15Just in case.
01:17:16And if you get hungry, there's some cheese puffs.
01:17:19And a tea.
01:17:20I don't know what it's for, but you never know.
01:17:22Speed.
01:17:23Marker.
01:17:25Whoo!
01:17:30Should we just...
01:17:31Should that just be part of the movie now?
01:17:33He lost his string.
01:17:37And a golf ball.
01:17:38If you have time for golf.
01:17:39And a plastic stake.
01:17:41And a rubber ducky.
01:17:42And a yo-yo!
01:17:44Who's behind?
01:17:45Mine.
01:17:50What good acting.
01:17:51That was a good take.
01:17:52You're such a cute little bottom.
01:17:57In fact, I think I feel a song coming on.
01:18:01Mr. Mike, I'm so sorry.
01:18:02Did I hurt your equipment?
01:18:03Oh, you gotta aim it right here at my flipper.
01:18:05I'm not a very good catch.
01:18:06Okay, yeah, I'm ready for another take.
01:18:08Oh, no!
01:18:09Oh, no!
01:18:10I think I swallowed my squeaker.
01:18:11And an extra bouncy, bouncy ball.
01:18:13And some extra tea.
01:18:14Be careful they chatter.
01:18:15Whoa!
01:18:16Marker.
01:18:17We'll be back before Andy gets home.
01:18:18What?
01:18:19What are you laughing about?
01:18:20Huh?
01:18:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:18:22Real funny, Woody.
01:18:23What?
01:18:24What's so funny?
01:18:25Woody!
01:18:26Huh?
01:18:27Darn it, Woody!
01:18:28And crayons, in case you get bored.
01:18:29And some blue Play-Doh.
01:18:30Hey!
01:18:31Isn't this exciting, Heimlich?
01:18:32Our first day of shooting.
01:18:33Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:18:34It's so exciting.
01:18:35You know, I can't believe that you talked to me into making A Bug's Life 2.
01:18:36Oh, ho, ho, yeah!
01:18:37I can see you!
01:18:38Darn it, Woody!
01:18:40Who's so funny, Woody!
01:18:43What?
01:18:44What's so funny?
01:18:45Woody!
01:18:46Huh?
01:18:47Darn it, Woody!
01:18:48Darn it, Woody!
01:18:50And crayons, in case you get bored, and some blue Play-Doh.
01:18:58Isn't this exciting, Heimlich? Our first day of shooting.
01:19:00Oh, yeah, yeah. It's so exciting.
01:19:02You know, I can't believe that you talked him into making A Bug's Life 2.
01:19:05Oh, yeah, I can hardly believe it also.
01:19:07But there's a little baby tiny thing I forgot to tell you.
01:19:11What's that, Heimlich?
01:19:11Well, you know, it's a two movie.
01:19:14But it's not A Bug's Life 2.
01:19:15Well, then, I don't understand. What is it, then?
01:19:18Marker.
01:19:22Bullseye, are you with me?
01:19:24Okay. Good boy. Prospector, how about you?
01:19:27And so you two are absolutely identical?
01:19:30You know, I'm sure I could get you a part in Toy Story 3.
01:19:32I'm sorry, are we back?
01:19:33Oh, all right, girls. Lovely talking with you.
01:19:36Yes, any time you'd like some tips on acting, I'd be glad to chat with you.
01:19:39All right, off you go, then.
01:19:41So did you make it to the first Toy Story?
01:19:44Well, if you look at the letterbox copy, you can see my arm grabbing Woody's ankle.
01:19:47What are you going to do next?
01:19:48Well, I'm up for this villain in a toothpaste commercial.
01:19:50Wow.
01:19:50Really? Great.
01:19:51And the dime, call me, and Monkey Chow.
01:19:54Monkey Chow? For what?
01:19:56Well, for the monkeys, of course.
01:19:57Come on, monkey.
01:19:59That's it. I draw the line at monkey.
01:20:00Get my agent on the phone.
01:20:03Marker.
01:20:04It's your choice, Woody.
01:20:06You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever.
01:20:11What happens?
01:20:12Was that me?
01:20:13Oh, my.
01:20:16I am so sorry.
01:20:17I guess that's why they call me Stinky Pete.
01:20:19Woo-hoo.
01:20:20We are so glad you came.
01:20:23Bye-bye.
01:20:24Bye-bye.
01:20:24Bye-bye.
01:20:25Bye-bye now.
01:20:26Bye.
01:20:26Bye-bye.
01:20:27Remember, please discard all candy wrappers and popcorn containers in the nearest trash receptacle.
01:20:33Okay, bye-bye now.
01:20:34Bye-bye.
01:20:35Bye.
01:20:37Okay.
01:20:38Are they all gone?
01:20:40Is everybody gone?
01:20:42Huh?
01:20:43Good.
01:20:44Oh, my gosh.
01:20:45My cheeks are killing me.
01:20:46I can't keep smiling like this anymore.
01:20:48I am exhausted.
01:20:50I think I need a break.
01:20:51A little break?
01:20:52Okay.
01:20:53Whew.
01:20:54Woody's Roundup, come on and gather round.
01:21:18Woody's Roundup, where nobody wears a crown.
01:21:21That guy's go running whenever he's in town.
01:21:24He's the rootin'est, tootin'est, shootin'est, hootin'est cowboy around.
01:21:28Woody's Roundup.
01:21:30It's the new action-pack, boys!
01:21:59Like your movie!
01:22:00It's Toy Story's Hero, in Disney and Pixar's Buzz Lightyear of Star Command.
01:22:03Wow!
01:22:04An all-new movie, now on video and DVD.
01:22:07To infinity and beyond!
01:22:09Ha ha ha ha!
01:22:13Whoa!
01:22:14Ha!
01:22:19Woody's Roundup, right here every day.
01:22:22Woody's Roundup, come on, it's time to play.
01:22:25There's Jessie the odlin' cowgirl.
01:22:27Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
01:22:29Bullseye, he's Woody's Horton.
01:22:31He's a smart!
01:22:33Beat the ol' prospector.
01:22:34And Woody, the man himself.
01:22:36Of course it's time for Woody's Roundup.
01:22:38He's the very best.
01:22:39He's the rootinest, tootinest cowboy in the wild, wild west
01:22:43They're gonna put me in the movies
01:22:49They're gonna make a big star out of me
01:22:52We'll make a film about a ridin' ropin' cowboy
01:22:56And all I gotta do is act naturally
01:22:59I was born in Oklahoma, in the rolling Osage Hills
01:23:04And I rode my pinto pony at full gallop for my thrills
01:23:08And a song of joy and gladness bubbled upward from my heart
01:23:11And burst forth in merry music, that's how yodlin' got his start
01:23:15They call her Jessie, the yodlin' cowgirl
01:23:18As dainty as a fairy, the princess of the prairie
01:23:23Yes, she's Jessie, the yodlin' cowgirl
01:23:26I ride along and yodel a song from dawn till dusk till dawn
01:23:30But she's Jessie, the yodlin' cowgirl
01:23:33Yee-haw!
01:23:35Sing along with me now, one, two, three
01:23:36Hey, howdy, hey
01:23:38Yell it nice and loud and tall and proud
01:23:40Hey, howdy, hey
01:23:41Well, you could say howdy, partner
01:23:43If that's your cowboy style
01:23:44But when you say hey, howdy, hey
01:23:46You'll always get a smile
01:23:48So greet your kin with a big old grin
01:23:50And hey, howdy, hey
01:23:51Just say hello to everyone you know
01:23:53Hey, howdy, hey
01:23:54You can bet your last luck, nickel
01:23:56That you'll have a sunny day
01:23:57When you simply smile and say hey, howdy, hey
01:24:00You've got a friend in me
01:24:07You've got a friend in me
01:24:10When the road's rough ahead
01:24:14And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed
01:24:17Just remember what your old pal said
01:24:20You've got a friend in me
01:24:22You've got a friend in me
01:24:26You've got a friend in me
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