- 2 months ago
It's been 10 years since Lizzie Borden High School's class of '72 graduated, and the preppies, the hippies and the in-crowd have returned to reminisce over good times past. Classmate Walter Baylor has returned too, but with a vengeance.
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00:00:00You a swimmer, I'm a shock
00:00:26While we sit here in the dark
00:00:30I'm a robot with a gun
00:00:33You a supersonic nun
00:00:37You the country star, I'm a brave G.I.
00:00:42In a stolen car from a communist spy
00:00:46You the beauty queen, I'm the science prop
00:00:49With your seconds on the clock before the bomb goes off
00:00:53Going to the movies
00:00:56Double feature
00:00:57Going to the movies
00:00:59Creepy creature
00:01:01Going to the movies
00:01:02Bowl plantation
00:01:04Going to the movies
00:01:06Sexploitation
00:01:08Going to the movies, gonna zap that crowd
00:01:12Going to the movies, till my brains fall out
00:01:16I'm a gangster who's been shot
00:01:26You the slave girl I just bought
00:01:29I'm a monster on the loose
00:01:33You the duchess I seduce
00:01:36We survived the crash with our faithful pup
00:01:41Then the credits flashed
00:01:43Then the lights come up
00:01:45You're the only you and I am only me
00:01:49But the movie's starting over this time to free
00:01:52Going to the movies
00:01:54Going to the movies
00:01:55Going to the movies
00:01:56Real life drama
00:01:57Going to the movies
00:01:58Cinerama
00:01:59Going to the movies
00:02:01Spooky thrillers
00:02:03Going to the movies
00:02:04Psycho killer
00:02:06Going to the movies
00:02:07Stayin' in the rain
00:02:09Going to the movies
00:02:10Stayin' in the rain
00:02:36I was a man who wasn't grown
00:02:56I needed time to be alone
00:03:01Just to get my shit together
00:03:05And to find out where my head was coming from
00:03:10I've just begun
00:03:13I want to be
00:03:16I want to know
00:03:19Just like a tree
00:03:21I want to grow
00:03:24I want to live in this world of ours
00:03:29And never think of anyone but me
00:03:34Growing myself
00:03:38I know that I'm okay
00:03:42Growing myself
00:03:45Getting better every day
00:03:48Now I see my life before me
00:03:51Everyone will just adore me
00:03:54Because I'm free
00:03:56Growing myself
00:03:58To be real
00:04:03Well, where are you going?
00:04:22What's going on?
00:04:23You're leaving me, Susan
00:04:24Huh?
00:04:27You're leaving me
00:04:28But we're having roast beef for dinner
00:04:30I made up my mind
00:04:31You're going out into the world to have a career
00:04:35I'm going where?
00:04:37And I'm going to change my entire life
00:04:39I need you to leave me, Susan
00:04:40So I can find out who I really am
00:04:42So I can grow
00:04:43And you need you to leave me so you can grow
00:04:45So you can find out who you really are
00:04:49But I thought I was me
00:04:51The Hendersons are coming over tonight
00:04:55I'll phone them
00:04:56Susan, by now most people like us have been divorced at least once or twice
00:05:00Or maybe separated
00:05:01I mean, that's what marriage is all about
00:05:03If you don't leave me now
00:05:05We could be together until we die or something
00:05:07Like our parents
00:05:09Jason, I thought we were happy
00:05:11Susan, happiness doesn't make you happy
00:05:13Growing makes you happy
00:05:15Oh
00:05:15My kids
00:05:18What about my kids?
00:05:19They'll be fine
00:05:20I'll take real good care of them
00:05:21I'll make sure they're right
00:05:22Susan
00:05:22I'm going to be a terrific mother
00:05:24Bye, honey
00:05:30Listen, kids
00:05:35I want to talk to you
00:05:37What are we having for dinner?
00:05:40Where's mommy?
00:05:41Your mommy had to go away
00:05:43She had to grow
00:05:44She already is grown
00:05:46No, honey
00:05:47She had to grow more
00:05:49You see
00:05:50People are like food
00:05:52And mommy was
00:05:53Well, she wasn't like a hamburger
00:05:54A can of peas
00:05:55No
00:05:56See, kids
00:05:57People should be like
00:05:58Nice, beautiful fruits
00:06:00Mommy had to go away
00:06:01So she could be a peach
00:06:02Or a plum
00:06:03Right now
00:06:04She's more like a potato
00:06:05Mommy's a potato?
00:06:07Can we have french fries for dinner?
00:06:09So now
00:06:10I'm going to do everything
00:06:12That mommy used to do
00:06:13What did she used to do?
00:06:16She made us dinner
00:06:17Okay
00:06:18Let's set the table
00:06:19Jeffrey
00:06:20Get the dishes
00:06:21And have some dinner
00:06:23Okay
00:06:24Let's see what we have here
00:06:26A hot chicken
00:06:28Think I'm going to get you kids
00:06:30Off red meat
00:06:30It's bad for your breakfast
00:06:31I'm just going to cook
00:06:33This old bird up
00:06:34Like this
00:06:35Here
00:06:35And get started
00:06:39How about veggies?
00:06:41Veggies are great
00:06:42I love veggies
00:06:43This looks good
00:06:45Mmm
00:06:47How's everyone doing?
00:06:50Good
00:06:51Okay
00:06:52Peppers
00:06:53Peppers
00:06:54We got peppers
00:06:55Everyone all right over there?
00:06:57Some tomatoes
00:06:58Now look at it this way kids
00:07:12The fire is burning away our past lives
00:07:15Excuse me
00:07:17You the owner?
00:07:17Yeah
00:07:18You step over here for a second?
00:07:19Kids watch the fire
00:07:20We'll be right back
00:07:21Shame
00:07:22Well
00:07:22You still got a nice piece of land there
00:07:24You couldn't save any of the house?
00:07:26Geez
00:07:26I'm sorry
00:07:26Actually
00:07:27This is my first fire
00:07:28I'm still getting the hang of it
00:07:29I used to be in real estate
00:07:31But I found I wasn't growing as a person
00:07:33So I became a fireman
00:07:34I know what you mean
00:07:35I guess you're going to be needing a new place
00:07:37There's nothing left here
00:07:38Perfect
00:07:39I still keep my listings
00:07:40I figure
00:07:41That when a victim's house burns down
00:07:43He's got to live somewhere
00:07:44Yeah
00:07:44Daddy
00:07:45Daddy
00:07:46Goodbye
00:07:46I'm going for a ride on fire truck
00:07:48One second
00:07:49Okay
00:07:49I'll tell you what I'm going to do
00:07:50I'll only charge you half the fee
00:07:52Perfect
00:07:53I got a lovely two-bedroom on West 57th Street
00:07:56No, I need something bigger
00:07:57I've got the kids
00:07:58Huh
00:07:58Okay
00:07:58Well, let's see
00:07:59How would you like
00:08:01A fully furnished, eight-room, rent-controlled apartment
00:08:05On a high floor overlooking Central Park on 79th?
00:08:08I'll take it
00:08:09Oh, boy
00:08:11You kids are going to love Manhattan
00:08:12Got the theater and art galleries
00:08:14Have you ever been to an auction at Park Bernay?
00:08:17Dad
00:08:17We're hungry
00:08:18We haven't eaten anything since we lost the chicken
00:08:21How about some clams?
00:08:25Here comes the surprise I've been telling you about
00:08:27Does that look great?
00:08:29This is the best surprise in the world
00:08:31Okay
00:08:32Now I'm going to show you how this is done
00:08:34Take a little lemon
00:08:36Squeeze the juice over it
00:08:37Just like so
00:08:38Then you take a little of the cocktail sauce
00:08:41And mix it in with the horseradish
00:08:42Mmm
00:08:43Mix it up real good
00:08:44And smear it on
00:08:45Now my favorite
00:08:47Tabasco sauce
00:08:50You kids ever had Tabasco sauce?
00:08:52And here we go
00:08:53Ready?
00:08:54Here we go
00:08:55Ah
00:08:58Okay
00:08:59Now
00:09:00Everyone get started
00:09:01Josh
00:09:02Down the hatch
00:09:03Come on, Judy
00:09:04Get started
00:09:04All right, Jeffrey
00:09:06Now I'm going to help you
00:09:07A little lemon
00:09:08A little lemon like that
00:09:10Mix in the cocktail and the horseradish
00:09:12Judy, how you doing?
00:09:13Good, huh?
00:09:14Mmm, great
00:09:15Right in
00:09:16A little Tabasco
00:09:17Just a touch
00:09:19Okay
00:09:19Great
00:09:20Now
00:09:20Pick her up
00:09:21Here we go
00:09:23Good, good, good
00:09:25Ooh
00:09:26Good
00:09:27Great, Jeffrey
00:09:27Chew, chew
00:09:28Mmm, great
00:09:29Terrific
00:09:30Morning, ladies
00:09:40Beautiful day today
00:09:41How you doing, Tom?
00:09:50Morning, Mr. Cooper
00:09:51Morning, Carlos
00:09:52Come in, Jason
00:09:58Arnold, if you got a second
00:09:59I've got to discuss something
00:10:00Of paramount importance
00:10:01Nice suit
00:10:02You going jogging?
00:10:03What is it, Jason?
00:10:05Arnold
00:10:05I quit
00:10:07Now, wait a second
00:10:08I know what you're going to say
00:10:09So hear me out on this
00:10:10Because I've given it a lot of thought
00:10:11Now
00:10:13Corporate law just isn't enough
00:10:14For me anymore
00:10:15And sometimes a man
00:10:16Has to stop being himself
00:10:17So he can find out who he is
00:10:19I know
00:10:19I know
00:10:20Stopping being yourself
00:10:21Is starting being someone else
00:10:23And I want that someone else
00:10:24To be me
00:10:25I'm quitting, too
00:10:27Excuse me
00:10:28I'm moving to Alaska
00:10:29To trap beaver
00:10:31Beaver, Arnold?
00:10:33Bye-bye, Jay
00:10:34Beaver
00:10:40Trees
00:10:42Plants
00:10:44That's what I'll do
00:10:56Hello, can I help you?
00:10:57Oh, here
00:10:57Oh, okay, yeah
00:10:59One sec
00:10:59You okay?
00:11:02Come on in
00:11:03What seems to be the trouble?
00:11:05Well, I got up this morning
00:11:07And I was running a little late
00:11:08For work, you know
00:11:08And the plants were
00:11:10Making all these demands
00:11:11And screaming to be watered
00:11:12You know
00:11:12And I recently broke up
00:11:14With my boyfriend
00:11:14So I've been a little bit
00:11:15On edge anyway
00:11:16And I just
00:11:17Uh
00:11:18You hit it?
00:11:21Yeah
00:11:21Are you
00:11:22What?
00:11:22Are you telling me
00:11:23That you beat your plants?
00:11:25Listen, it is not all my fault
00:11:27I mean, I come from
00:11:27A very long line
00:11:28Of plant batterers
00:11:29And they warned me
00:11:30That this could happen
00:11:31And I've been under
00:11:32A lot of stress
00:11:32And, uh
00:11:33Excuse me
00:11:34Yeah
00:11:34One sec, Josh
00:11:36Okay, honey
00:11:36I have to get the phone
00:11:37Why don't you wait in there
00:11:39Take your plant
00:11:39I'll be right with you
00:11:40I don't know
00:11:41I don't think you should
00:11:41Give this to me
00:11:42It'll be okay
00:11:42It'll be okay
00:11:43Just wait in there
00:11:44And I'm just gonna
00:11:44Talk to my son
00:11:45I wanna get the phone, okay?
00:11:46Don't be long
00:11:46I don't think you should
00:11:47Leave me alone
00:11:47No, no, you'll be okay
00:11:48You'll be fine
00:11:49I'll be right there
00:11:50Hurry up
00:11:50Hi
00:12:02Hi
00:12:03My dad'll be right with you
00:12:06Good
00:12:06Well, how are you doing?
00:12:10Huh?
00:12:13No, no
00:12:14Well, um
00:12:17I don't want you to work too hard
00:12:18I mean, I want you to save
00:12:19Some of that for me
00:12:20Ooh
00:12:21Help
00:12:23Huh?
00:12:24What?
00:12:25Help
00:12:26Who's that?
00:12:28Jeffrey, I'm lost
00:12:29Jeffrey?
00:12:32Okay
00:12:32Jeffrey
00:12:33Uh, don't panic
00:12:35Uh, just
00:12:35Stay right here
00:12:36All right
00:12:37Jeffrey
00:12:38Now, keep talking to me
00:12:39Talk to me, so
00:12:40So I know where you are, okay?
00:12:42All right
00:12:42Get me away
00:12:43All right
00:12:44Jeffrey?
00:12:44Talk to me
00:12:45Are you there?
00:12:46Yeah
00:12:46Okay, well
00:12:47Now, tell me what grade you're in
00:12:48First
00:12:49First grade
00:12:50One of my favorites
00:12:51Get your leaves off of me
00:12:53All right
00:12:53Okay
00:12:54Don't panic
00:12:55Don't panic
00:12:55Don't fear
00:12:56All right
00:12:57I see you
00:12:58I got you
00:12:58Grab hold
00:12:59Grab hold
00:12:59Just gotta
00:13:00Shoot us
00:13:01Gotta
00:13:02Who's the boss
00:13:03That's all
00:13:03All right, hold on
00:13:04All right
00:13:05Daylight
00:13:05I'm seeing daylight
00:13:06All right, Jeffrey
00:13:07We're almost there
00:13:08I see the couch
00:13:09Okay
00:13:10We're coming up to the couch
00:13:11All right
00:13:12All right
00:13:12Okay
00:13:13All right
00:13:14Don't panic
00:13:14Are you all right?
00:13:15Are you all right?
00:13:16Yeah
00:13:16Okay
00:13:17All right
00:13:17Okay
00:13:18Stop that
00:13:19No
00:13:25No
00:13:27No
00:13:28Josh, can't you see I'm busy?
00:13:29Yeah, I know
00:13:30Hold on
00:13:31Daddy
00:13:32Can I have the keys to the car?
00:13:33Josh, can you see them involved?
00:13:36Hold on, baby
00:13:37Okay
00:13:37All right, look
00:13:38Don't be like your sister, okay?
00:13:40Come back
00:13:41Cute kid
00:13:42No, not you
00:13:44My son
00:13:44Hmm?
00:13:47No
00:13:47Huh?
00:13:49Yeah, listen
00:13:50Here's this evening
00:13:51Dinner
00:13:52Uh-huh
00:13:53La petite porchone
00:13:56Go easy on the wine, Lee
00:13:58You're only 14 years old
00:13:59You're kind of tired
00:14:01What have you been doing?
00:14:03Yes, monsieur
00:14:03Thank you very much
00:14:04Oh, wow
00:14:08What a day
00:14:09Three shootings
00:14:11Avedon
00:14:12Scavullo
00:14:13In the morning
00:14:14Then I had this real dork
00:14:16All afternoon
00:14:17Must have taken a million
00:14:18Rolls of film
00:14:19For this one stupid
00:14:20Perfume man
00:14:21Liza, I need you
00:14:22You're very important
00:14:23To me
00:14:23I know
00:14:25I mean, you've got
00:14:26Innocence
00:14:27Wisdom
00:14:27You accept me
00:14:28For what I am
00:14:29You're like
00:14:29You're like a child
00:14:31You mean I'm a
00:14:3314-year-old bimbo?
00:14:36No, age has nothing
00:14:37To do with it
00:14:38Look, I can show you
00:14:39A whole new world
00:14:40Like old Rockford files
00:14:43And sushi
00:14:44Oh, yeah
00:14:45How boring
00:14:47Uh, well then
00:14:50Maybe you'd like to
00:14:51See the Pavarotti concert
00:14:54Ugh
00:14:55There's a fast finder
00:14:57Double feature
00:14:58Playing downtown
00:14:59No shit
00:15:00Still?
00:15:02Well, there's a
00:15:03Kiss concert
00:15:03At the garden
00:15:04Give me a break
00:15:06Jason
00:15:07Liza
00:15:08What do you
00:15:09Want to do?
00:15:14Liza
00:15:14I'll tell you
00:15:15You gotta understand
00:15:16What I've been
00:15:16Going through
00:15:17Sometimes this happens
00:15:18To guys like me
00:15:19At times like this
00:15:20I've had it
00:15:20With guys like you
00:15:21It would've done better
00:15:24Seeing that
00:15:24Fast finder flick
00:15:25But I'm gonna be
00:15:27Much better
00:15:27I'm gonna be fantastic
00:15:29Probably had too much
00:15:31Wine to drink
00:15:32My life is all
00:15:35Messed up
00:15:36You're kidding
00:15:37You know, I think
00:15:40I'm gonna make my parents
00:15:41Send me to a Catholic school
00:15:43And then I could go
00:15:46To a secretarial college
00:15:48And then I could get a job
00:15:49And then I could get married
00:15:51And then I could have kids
00:15:52Come on, Liza
00:16:00Where are you going?
00:16:02Jason
00:16:02Let's face it
00:16:05You're impudent
00:16:06You're impudent
00:16:34Coming
00:16:38Hello, Jason
00:16:43Susan
00:16:44Sorry to barge in
00:16:46On you like this
00:16:47But I only have a minute
00:16:48Uh, you want to come in?
00:16:49It's alright
00:16:50I just wanted to come by
00:16:51And tell you
00:16:52That you were right
00:16:53About changing
00:16:54And growing myself
00:16:55You look fantastic
00:16:56Yes, I've done
00:16:57Quite well in business
00:16:58As a matter of fact
00:17:00I'm president
00:17:01Of Union Carbide
00:17:02There you go
00:17:03You see, that's what happens
00:17:04When you really want to do
00:17:05What you have to do
00:17:05Whether you want to or not
00:17:06Yeah, I just have this
00:17:07Natural flair
00:17:08For running major
00:17:10Chemical corporations
00:17:11Can't help it
00:17:12Yeah
00:17:12But I haven't forgotten
00:17:14You and your needs, Jason
00:17:16Yeah, I don't know
00:17:17That's why I want you
00:17:18To have my baby
00:17:18Huh?
00:17:27So, I made a little mistake
00:17:28Forgot to bring my diaphragm
00:17:31To the OPEC conference
00:17:32In Caracas last summer
00:17:34Susan, couldn't you get an abortion?
00:17:36Jason, you know how it is
00:17:37When you're a top-level executive
00:17:39There's no time
00:17:40My God, I've got to make
00:17:42This flight to Geneva
00:17:43You know how the Swiss
00:17:44Are about time
00:17:45Tell the kids all right
00:17:47I haven't heard from
00:17:48Josh or Jennifer lately
00:17:49Huh, I'll, yeah
00:17:51Okay, bye, Susan
00:17:53What's its name?
00:17:55Is it a boy?
00:17:56Girl, or what?
00:17:57Name
00:17:58Susan
00:17:58Its name
00:17:59Susan
00:17:59What's it?
00:18:00Ah, Susan
00:18:01Ah, Susan
00:18:03Come on
00:18:04How can I have a kid
00:18:05I don't know what its name is
00:18:06Susan
00:18:07Hey
00:18:08Fuck
00:18:09What's its name?
00:18:15Hey
00:18:15Hey
00:18:17What's its name?
00:18:20Hey
00:18:20You forgot to tell me
00:18:21The kid's name
00:18:23Oh
00:18:23Oh
00:18:23God
00:18:24Oh, jeez
00:18:25I don't know
00:18:26If it's a boy
00:18:28I guess I like the name Adam
00:18:29But if it's a girl
00:18:31Well
00:18:31I guess I like the name Rachel
00:18:33I don't know
00:18:33That was my grandmother's name
00:18:35She always wanted to be named Sarah
00:18:36So how do you know, you know
00:18:37What was your grandmother's name?
00:18:39Mine's Diana
00:18:40Is yours David?
00:18:41You look like a David
00:18:41No, it's Jason
00:18:42But I
00:18:43I think I would
00:18:44I'd be willing to change it
00:18:45Oh, let's keep it down there
00:18:48Want to come up for tea?
00:18:49I gotta find out what kind of kid I got
00:18:50Oh
00:18:51I don't know what I'm doing here
00:18:54Boy
00:18:55You probably think I'm some kind of
00:18:58Wanton slut
00:18:59Oh, no
00:19:01I'm a much bigger person than that
00:19:04I think it's beautiful that you're here
00:19:06Just let me put a little mood music on
00:19:08Oh, that's my kids
00:19:15I'll be right back
00:19:15I think you're gonna like this one
00:19:21Well, I'm like various people
00:19:39I'm a cat person
00:19:42I think it's really great that we can
00:19:44Get to share this experience together
00:19:47I'm a book person
00:19:50Oh, I am a visual person
00:19:54I'm feeling really good about myself
00:19:56I think it's great that we can
00:19:57Get to know each other like
00:19:59Now that's what I call a movie
00:20:01I don't know what you've got against
00:20:03Seeing this again
00:20:04This was boring
00:20:06You can't get enough of that Fastbinder
00:20:08Fantastic
00:20:09Extraordinary
00:20:10We're going, we're going
00:20:11Listen, I think I love you
00:20:14Oh, listen, why don't we call a cab right now
00:20:16Sure, come on, I'll get a cab
00:20:18Let's go
00:20:18Okay, come on, we're gonna get a cab
00:20:20Taxi!
00:20:21Run over
00:20:21What?
00:20:22Come on, Josh
00:20:22We're not gonna get a run over
00:20:23I'm gonna get to you
00:20:24Taxi!
00:20:26I'm not here
00:20:27Hi, can you take Jeffery right now?
00:20:29Just take him?
00:20:30Yeah, yeah, sure
00:20:31Hey, hey, hey
00:20:32It's right south there in the street
00:20:33Now, look, I want you to be quiet, okay?
00:20:35Because if I'm gonna take care of you
00:20:37You gotta be quiet
00:20:38Can't stand a kid who rams on and on
00:20:39Let's go
00:20:40Hold it for now
00:20:41We'll get on fast this way
00:20:43I'm gonna get run over
00:20:48We're not gonna get run over
00:20:50We're not
00:20:50Get on fast this way
00:20:52We're going, we're going
00:20:54Taxi!
00:20:56I gotta go
00:21:03I'm so happy
00:21:16Oh, I know you're happy
00:21:17What about me?
00:21:18I thought you were happy
00:21:19Jason, you've gotta give me the freedom
00:21:21To be unsure of myself
00:21:23And you've got no right to be sure
00:21:25That you're happy
00:21:26When I'm not sure that I'm happy
00:21:28Oh, yeah, I understand what you mean
00:21:32Uh, maybe we should call it quits
00:21:35I mean, we have been seeing each other
00:21:37For two whole days
00:21:38Fine
00:21:40I'll go get the door
00:21:42Is my husband in?
00:21:51Jason, it's your wife
00:21:53Hi, Jason
00:22:00Well, hello again, Susan
00:22:01I'm going back to school
00:22:03Great
00:22:03I'm going to Berkeley
00:22:04To get my master's
00:22:05In urban reproductive recycling
00:22:07Terrific
00:22:08I'm ready to raise the kids again
00:22:09You know, I'm ready for a change myself
00:22:12Good
00:22:13So, where's Josh and Jeffrey?
00:22:19And where's Jennifer?
00:22:21Jennifer!
00:22:21Mommy's back
00:22:23Uh, we, uh, think she may be somewhere in Brooklyn
00:22:27Brooklyn?
00:22:30Jason, where are my kids?
00:22:31Well, to tell you the truth
00:22:32Uh, I'm not really sure
00:22:35But I think they may be out, uh, finding themselves
00:22:38You know, growing, growing
00:22:39They're out growing
00:22:40But, uh, they'll be fine
00:22:41I'm sure they're going to be terrific
00:22:42And, uh, the baby's still here
00:22:43And Judy's still here
00:22:44Judy!
00:22:45Judy, come on in here
00:22:46Oh, hi, Mom
00:22:48Judy, my baby
00:22:51Guess what?
00:22:52We're going to California
00:22:53Uh, did you say you were heading for Berkeley?
00:22:55Can I catch a ride with you just as far as Boulder?
00:22:57Sure
00:22:57Oh, I hear Boulder, Colorado
00:22:58Is going to be the next videotape capital of America
00:23:01Well, goodbye, Jason
00:23:02Goodbye, Jason
00:23:04Goodbye, Daddy
00:23:08Susan
00:23:32Susan, just a second
00:23:33Yeah?
00:23:34I, I've just decided
00:23:36I'm not happy with plants
00:23:37Uh, I'm going to run for the Senate
00:23:38So I'm going to need a kid
00:23:39Preferably one that can talk
00:23:40For interviews, uh, it's going to be good for my image
00:23:42I'll take Judy
00:23:43I like Judy
00:23:44I'll flip you for it
00:23:45Are you crazy?
00:23:47No, come on, I'll flip you for it
00:23:48You're crazy!
00:23:49I'll flip you for it
00:23:50Susan, taking a chance is, uh, it's part of growing
00:23:53All right
00:23:55Uh, I don't have any change
00:23:57Okay, great
00:23:58Excuse me, sir
00:23:58Do you have a coin?
00:23:59Uh, we want to flip for our daughter
00:24:00We got a quarter
00:24:07Great
00:24:08Give it right back
00:24:09Ready?
00:24:10Here we go
00:24:10Pens
00:24:12Growing myself
00:24:14I know that I'm okay
00:24:19Growing myself
00:24:21Getting better every day
00:24:25Now I see my life before me
00:24:28Everyone will just adore me
00:24:31Cause I'm free
00:24:33Growing myself
00:24:35To be me
00:24:38Going to the movies
00:24:50Double feature
00:24:52Going to the movies
00:24:54Creepy creature
00:24:56Going to the movies
00:24:57Old plantation
00:24:59Going to the movies
00:25:00Sexploitation
00:25:02Going to the movies
00:25:04Gonna zap that crowd
00:25:06Going to the movies
00:25:08Till my brains fall out
00:25:10It seems like we're coming to the movies
00:25:40only a few days ago when it started in fact it was only a few days ago i was just out of college
00:25:47but i couldn't get a job i was desperate ready to do anything to survive
00:26:00you know these guys really slay me all i could get for you was 50 bucks for the night but don't
00:26:04worry about it they're big business people honchos they'll be very good for your career besides you'll
00:26:09get big tits i mean big tips doesn't that kill you that's why i'm seeing my own gigs i'm humorous
00:26:18thank you okay yeah see you there all right
00:26:39oh
00:26:54misha wrestle and here's that sweet treat y'all been waiting for here's ms
00:27:02there he goes
00:27:15come on
00:27:29Steal, you're a genius!
00:27:43Come on, children!
00:27:52Steal, you are a genius!
00:27:59Wow!
00:28:02Let's have a butter bang!
00:28:04A what?
00:28:05A butter bang!
00:28:07Butter bang!
00:28:09Butter bang!
00:28:10Butter bang!
00:28:11Butter bang!
00:28:12Butter bang, yes sir!
00:28:14All good!
00:28:23No!
00:28:24No!
00:28:25No, no!
00:28:26Please, no, don't!
00:28:28Ah!
00:28:29No!
00:28:30Walter Steele and his dairy executive friends taught me a brutal lesson, a lesson that would
00:28:35change my life forever.
00:28:37I learned what a butter bang was.
00:28:39My innocence had been broken by a harmless stick of butter, and I vowed to break the men
00:28:44who broke me.
00:28:45The men who broke me.
00:29:01Good morning, Paul Everest.
00:29:03I'm Dominique Corsaire.
00:29:04I've been waiting for you.
00:29:06Excuse me, miss, but...
00:29:07Sure.
00:29:08We'll do the mail later.
00:29:10Are you sure, Paul?
00:29:12Mm-hmm.
00:29:13Well, Dominique, um...
00:29:15Corsaire.
00:29:16Dominique Corsaire.
00:29:17Dominique Corsaire.
00:29:18What can I do for you?
00:29:19Teach me margarine.
00:29:20I want to know everything there is to know about margarine.
00:29:23Everything?
00:29:24Ha!
00:29:25Is that all?
00:29:26My dear child, margarine is a ruthless industry.
00:29:28It's no place for a woman.
00:29:29But you've never met a woman like me.
00:29:30I want to know everything there is to know about margarine.
00:29:32Everything?
00:29:33Ha!
00:29:34Is that all?
00:29:35My dear child, margarine is a ruthless industry.
00:29:41It's no place for a woman.
00:29:42But you've never met a woman like me.
00:29:46Ha!
00:29:47Ha!
00:29:48Ha!
00:29:49Ha!
00:29:50Ha!
00:29:51Ha!
00:29:52Ha!
00:29:53Ha!
00:29:54Ha!
00:29:55Ha!
00:29:56Joyce.
00:29:57Yes, sir?
00:29:58I'm interviewing Miss Corsaire.
00:29:59Please hold on my calls.
00:30:00Yes, sir.
00:30:01Oh, I am.
00:30:02You're here.
00:30:03I am.
00:30:04Uh.
00:30:05I am.
00:30:06I am.
00:30:07I am.
00:30:08You're here.
00:30:09I am.
00:30:10You're here.
00:30:11You're here.
00:30:12Yes, sir.
00:30:13I am.
00:31:14It's almost impossible to believe that it was once the mere byproduct of the lowly, pitiful soybean.
00:31:23That's unbelievable.
00:31:25Yes, I know.
00:31:28My darling, this way.
00:31:30No longer an insignificant little bean.
00:31:38A wholesome and nutritious foodstuff known all over the world.
00:31:42Ideal for all forms of cooking and baking, delicious in sandwiches.
00:31:47Perfect for snacks and on toast.
00:31:50I'm sorry, I get all carried away.
00:32:01Someday, somehow, we'll have an answer to the most critical question of our time.
00:32:07Can we make a margarine that tastes better than butter?
00:32:11We will, darling.
00:32:12We will.
00:32:14I love you.
00:32:16And I believe you.
00:32:18And distribution has always been our greatest problem.
00:32:24Of course, we have computers today to do all the dirty work.
00:32:30I'm not boring you, am I, my darling?
00:32:32Oh, no.
00:32:33I feel as if margarine has been in my blood forever.
00:32:35Well, it's been a long day.
00:32:41And I've taught you almost everything I know about margarine.
00:32:44Let's take a break.
00:32:57Oh, Paul.
00:33:00Oh, that's beautiful.
00:33:02Oh, it belonged to my father.
00:33:07I want you to have it.
00:33:08Oh, it's beautiful.
00:33:18That's beautiful.
00:33:22Captain Blake, change in flight plan.
00:33:25Due south, Central pay.
00:33:32Oh, Paul.
00:33:34Oh, don't stop.
00:33:52Oh, Paul.
00:33:54Darling, don't, please don't stop.
00:33:58Paul?
00:33:59Why did you stop?
00:34:05Um, I'm having a heart attack, Dominique.
00:34:10Oh, we better call a doctor.
00:34:13No time.
00:34:14Let me talk.
00:34:16From the moment we met, I knew it would be you.
00:34:18You are like me.
00:34:19You do have margarine in your veins.
00:34:22Now, Paul, you're not going to die.
00:34:24You're not going to die.
00:34:25Oh, shut up, you little funny face.
00:34:27I can't move.
00:34:30I have a massive heart attack and a coronary and a cold.
00:34:36Listen to me.
00:34:37In my attache case, ownership papers for Everest Margarine, I've signed the presidency over to you.
00:34:43Oh, my darling.
00:34:49No, don't try to talk, darling.
00:34:51You must conserve your energy.
00:34:53No, no, it doesn't matter anymore.
00:34:55I love you.
00:34:58I love you so, Dominique.
00:35:01But I'm dying.
00:35:03I leave you with massive responsibilities for it and an unlimited expense account.
00:35:17Only you can lead Everest Margarine into the future.
00:35:22All the rest of my family are weaklings and degenerates.
00:35:25They hate Margarine.
00:35:27I will, Paul.
00:35:28I will if you'll just give me a chance.
00:35:30Now, is this legal or do we need witnesses?
00:35:34I'm a notary.
00:35:35Get my seal.
00:35:36It's in the bag.
00:35:36I always travel with them.
00:35:38Right.
00:35:38You embody the very spirit of Everest Margarine.
00:35:50I'm really going now.
00:35:51Oh, no, wait.
00:35:52Just a minute.
00:35:52Just one minute, all right?
00:35:54Okay.
00:35:55Ow!
00:35:55Ow!
00:35:56Ow!
00:35:56Oh!
00:35:57Just one more real fast.
00:36:01Okay.
00:36:04Oh, ouch.
00:36:05Oh.
00:36:06Oh.
00:36:06Oh.
00:36:08Oh.
00:36:12Oh.
00:36:15Oh.
00:36:16Oh.
00:36:24This document is perfectly legal.
00:36:29It's a new president and chief executive officer of Everest Margarine.
00:36:36is Dominique Corsair.
00:36:40Dominique.
00:36:43Thank you, gentlemen.
00:36:46Everest Margarine has many new worlds to conquer and many new frontiers to explore.
00:36:51And I think I need some new clothes.
00:36:53So, if you'll excuse me.
00:36:56My condolences to the immediate family.
00:37:01My condolences to the immediate family.
00:37:08I missed Paul.
00:37:10We'd shared many wonderful minutes together.
00:37:12But he was dead.
00:37:14And I needed someone to help me gain my revenge.
00:37:25Congratulations, Miss Corsair.
00:37:27My name is Jeff Steele.
00:37:31I'm here representing the butter industry.
00:37:35And now that poor Mr. Everest is gone, I thought that the industries could learn to live together.
00:37:41Why not?
00:37:46Hello.
00:37:47I did it.
00:37:49You did what?
00:37:50I did it.
00:37:51I did it.
00:37:51My father had this deadly Amazon Indian blowgun that shoots poison darts.
00:37:56It was over in seconds.
00:37:57I got him while he was eating dessert.
00:37:59Now we can merge.
00:38:01Butter and margarine.
00:38:03You and me.
00:38:03Don't be a fool.
00:38:06I have no intention of merging with anyone.
00:38:09This conversation is being taped.
00:38:11The police should be there any minute.
00:38:13You're kidding.
00:38:13I know you're only kidding.
00:38:14You don't mean that, Tommy.
00:38:16You can't do this to me.
00:38:18You're a cold-blooded murderer, Jeffy.
00:38:21And stop calling me Tommy.
00:38:25Dominique?
00:38:30Murderer.
00:38:31Me.
00:38:32Yeah.
00:38:33For us.
00:38:39I love her.
00:38:41I love her.
00:38:42That's right.
00:38:44Heard me.
00:38:50Keeter!
00:38:59Now I wanted to break the butter business
00:39:01and make margarine even bigger and better than butter.
00:39:13Kessler, I want you to buy Universal Dairy outright.
00:39:16We can use it as collateral to buy controlling interest in the five other big dairy companies.
00:39:22I want to own them all.
00:39:24So do it by tonight.
00:39:25That's right, Kessler, by tonight.
00:39:27That's right, Kessler, by tonight.
00:39:30Oh, and tell all the factory managers that they're no longer making butter or any other dairy product.
00:39:35They're making margarine.
00:39:37They're making margarine.
00:39:37They're making margarine.
00:39:37Only margarine.
00:39:41I was now ready to meet Nixos Noxos, the wealthiest Greek tycoon on Earth.
00:40:08I am Nixos.
00:40:23Maybe it's my son, Nicky.
00:40:25Yes, sir.
00:40:26I am Mrs. Nixos.
00:40:28I am Dominique Corsair.
00:40:30And I don't like your shoes.
00:40:42Dominique Corsair, what a woman you are.
00:40:51Come.
00:40:53We eat.
00:40:54I have eaten.
00:40:56But first I must change.
00:40:58Nixos owns everything.
00:41:11Oil, shipping, metals.
00:41:14You see these little silver nail clippers?
00:41:17Nixos owns them.
00:41:19That's not why I'm here, Nixos.
00:41:22You are here because you own the butter.
00:41:24And because you own every Greek coffee shop in the free world.
00:41:29Oh, we will do business, Nixos.
00:41:32But I'm taking butter off the market.
00:41:36From now on, you'll serve nothing but margarine.
00:41:38Margarine.
00:41:46What a woman you are, Dominique Corsair.
00:41:50Come.
00:41:51We break things.
00:41:54Wait for the ride, Father John.
00:41:55Darling?
00:42:08Darling?
00:42:15Come, Dominique Corsair.
00:42:18We dance.
00:42:19When Nixos dances, the gods dance.
00:42:38Come, Dominique Corsair.
00:42:57We go to Rome and make love.
00:42:59You may not kiss the bride.
00:43:17I got to know Nixos' wife and his son, Nicholas.
00:43:21Nicholas was throbbing violently on the brink of manhood.
00:43:24Helena was a woman scorned.
00:43:27Helena was a woman scorned.
00:43:54I knew Nixos would soon discard me the way he discarded Helena.
00:44:09I had to avenge myself in advance.
00:44:12This thing we have done, is it wrong, Mother?
00:44:15I'm not your mother, Nicholas.
00:44:16But you married my father and mother?
00:44:18Yes, but you're not my son.
00:44:21Your father's other wife is your mother.
00:44:23You are your mother's son.
00:44:24All I know is that I love you and that I want you to marry me, Mother.
00:44:29I'm not your mother, Nicholas.
00:44:31My husband, your wife.
00:44:33Your son.
00:44:34What is this?
00:44:36What is this?
00:44:37I have made love with your son, my husband.
00:44:39But you are my wife.
00:44:41Helena is your wife.
00:44:42I am your other wife.
00:44:43I am sorry, Father.
00:44:45She is my mother.
00:44:46My wife is also your mother, son.
00:44:50Why?
00:44:51Why do you do this?
00:44:54Because I wanted to.
00:44:55You wanted to.
00:44:57I wanted to.
00:44:58Only I, Nixos, can make love to my own son.
00:45:01I am Greek.
00:45:02But no, I cannot.
00:45:04It's ruined.
00:45:07I will kill you.
00:45:09No, I cannot kill you.
00:45:11I love you.
00:45:14I will kill you.
00:45:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:17No.
00:45:18No.
00:45:19I may still want to make love to you later.
00:45:22You're my son.
00:45:24Nixos must kill someone.
00:45:27Who?
00:45:27I will kill your mother.
00:45:34You taught me you wound me.
00:45:44You embittered my heart.
00:45:47You taught me you wound me.
00:45:49You tortured me forever.
00:45:53Wife, your son has made love to my wife.
00:45:58Someone must die for this.
00:46:00You are the only one we could think of.
00:46:07I have done it.
00:46:17What have I done?
00:46:19No.
00:46:24Noxos was convicted of murder.
00:46:26His final request was to be executed on his private golf course in Monte Carlo.
00:46:30No.
00:46:31No.
00:46:31No.
00:46:32No.
00:46:34No.
00:46:37I inherited the vast empire of Nixos Noxos.
00:46:40Any ordinary college graduate would have been happy.
00:46:43But I still yearn for something money and power couldn't buy.
00:46:46Go on, Dr. Kleiner.
00:46:49As you know, I've been experimenting with margarine in my laboratories.
00:46:54Yesterday, by mistake, I brought some experimental margarine to my mother in the hospital.
00:46:59Is something wrong?
00:47:00She has cancer.
00:47:02Oh.
00:47:02She is 107 years old.
00:47:05There is in her room, by her bed, a colored television set.
00:47:09The colored television tube irradiated the experimental margarine before she ate it.
00:47:15Today, I went back to see her.
00:47:17She was laughing and singing and dancing all around the room.
00:47:20And she had the strength to pick up a bed and throw it at the nurse.
00:47:23She is cured.
00:47:25You mean...
00:47:26Jawohl.
00:47:27If people will only eat our margarine and watch television, cancer will be cured.
00:47:34Then Corsair Industries has found a cure for cancer.
00:47:39Thank you, Dr. Kleiner.
00:47:41Bitte schön.
00:47:41That'll be all, Dr. Kleiner.
00:47:46You're welcome.
00:47:48Would this bring the happiness that had eluded me for a day and a half?
00:47:52A few hours ago, the world had no cure for cancer.
00:48:05Now, thanks to margarine, we do.
00:48:07It is with sincere pride that I accept this most coveted award in Western civilization, the Nobel Prize.
00:48:15And I thank you for awarding it to me out of season.
00:48:18All America is so proud of you, Dominique.
00:48:30Thank you, Mr. President.
00:48:32If it wouldn't be too much to ask, I would certainly like a sample of your cancer cure for my mother.
00:48:38I'd be most happy to give you anything you want, Mr. President.
00:48:41Thank you, Mr. President.
00:49:10Congratulations on your latest marriage, and this must be the little woman.
00:49:15It must be wonderful being President.
00:49:18You remember my wife, the First Lady, of course.
00:49:21Hello.
00:49:22How do you do?
00:49:23How do you do?
00:49:24This is our guest of honor, Dominique Corsair.
00:49:26Welcome.
00:49:28Hello.
00:49:30Well, oh, Washington is delighted to give this party in your honor.
00:49:34You're a fantastic woman.
00:49:36Good evening, honey.
00:49:38This is First Lady.
00:49:39Hello.
00:49:39When you have a moment, I'd like a word with you.
00:49:44Oh, I have the second dance free.
00:49:47Your husband and I have to do the first one for the photographers, you know.
00:49:51Good evening.
00:49:51How nice to see you.
00:49:52Do you see my husband look more relaxed?
00:50:12I want him to be happy.
00:50:13And you, Lucille, are you happy?
00:50:17Yes.
00:50:18Yes, I am.
00:50:20I feel happy with you.
00:50:22And I with you.
00:50:24Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, his wife and his girlfriend.
00:50:45Ladies and gentlemen of the press, please be seated.
00:50:57It's good to see you all here once again.
00:51:00You all know my wife, Lucille, our First Lady.
00:51:03Ladies and gentlemen, I have come to a decision which I believe will aid my husband in becoming the greatest president the United States has ever had.
00:51:28And in turn, we'll help our country to realize its destiny of greatness.
00:51:34I have decided that it is my duty to relinquish my role as wife of the president and first lady and to yield those honors and responsibilities to his girlfriend, Dominique Corsair, the woman I love.
00:51:58Three days ago, I was a lonely college graduate without a job, without love, without money, without success.
00:52:10And now I am the most powerful woman in the world.
00:52:15But am I really happy?
00:52:18Damn right I'm happy.
00:52:28Going to the movies, real-life drama.
00:52:32Going to the movies, cinna-rama.
00:52:36Going to the movies, spooky thriller.
00:52:39Going to the movies, psychokiller.
00:52:43Going to the movies, singing in the rain.
00:52:47Going to the movies till we go insane.
00:52:49Smog, killer in the smog.
00:53:01A dirty cloak of pollution that shrugs the foul activities of criminals and hampers the swift vengeance of the death.
00:53:08Can you make me 12 copies of this right away?
00:53:18These old comics, they were great.
00:53:21The new ones, they stink.
00:53:23Nothing in real life ever happened.
00:53:24Is that exciting?
00:53:25Can you make me 12 copies of this?
00:53:28Now.
00:53:30Your driver's license?
00:53:31Yes, please.
00:53:33What do you got, 12 cars?
00:53:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53:39The bank turned me down for a vacation loan.
00:53:42For a vacation, see.
00:53:44So I've decided to brutally murder a bunch of women to settle the score.
00:53:51Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:54So I thought I'd leave a Xerox copy of my driver's license.
00:54:01Oh.
00:54:02It was my picture and everything.
00:54:03Sounds pretty psycho to me.
00:54:11Okay, gentlemen.
00:54:15Okay, gents.
00:54:16Come on, will you kindly do me the honor of gracing this briefing room with your presence?
00:54:21Come on, everybody.
00:54:23Sit down, will you?
00:54:24What do you mean I never read a book?
00:54:26I've been on the force 22 years.
00:54:29And I've come to the conclusion that people are shit.
00:54:31You want to talk about shit, pal?
00:54:33Let's talk about the goddamn legal system.
00:54:36You call this this beer?
00:54:38Life's a real piece of shit, huh?
00:54:40Oh, no.
00:54:42Mine's not.
00:54:44My life's pretty darn good.
00:54:46Who's the kid?
00:54:46I can't wait.
00:54:46You've been here a couple of shitty months.
00:54:48Hey, Nagurski.
00:54:53Stan Nagurski.
00:54:55I'm Grandpa Coney, your new partner.
00:54:58I think it's Flash Gordon.
00:55:04My wife divorced me.
00:55:06Then she died.
00:55:06I'll tell you about it sometime.
00:55:08Okay, gentlemen.
00:55:09I suppose you've all heard about the driver's license killer.
00:55:13The guy who puts a Xerox copy of his driver's license in the bodies of all the women he's murdered.
00:55:21Any of you guys got any leads?
00:55:24Any clues?
00:55:27Ideas?
00:55:28Anything?
00:55:29Yes.
00:55:30Officer Filoni.
00:55:33Schmuck.
00:55:36Officer Brent Falcone.
00:55:39Why don't we just get his name and address off his driver's license?
00:55:44Did you hear this guy?
00:55:45He's a wizard.
00:55:46He's you.
00:55:46This young officer here apparently thinks this is a picture show in a theater.
00:55:53This is real life, Filoni.
00:55:55Walk into the DA's office with evidence like that.
00:55:58No shit in your holster.
00:56:03If I have an excuse, I gotta take a shit.
00:56:09All right, everybody.
00:56:11I guess that's it.
00:56:13I'll set the streets.
00:56:14I treated in our patrol car for a videotape machine.
00:56:21Because I ain't walking with the guys here in the gas station.
00:56:27You call this a beer?
00:56:29Go on.
00:56:30Get out of here.
00:56:31Give me your buzzer.
00:56:32All right.
00:56:33Give me your buzzer.
00:56:34All right.
00:56:34You're a buzzer.
00:56:37All right.
00:56:37You are a buzzer.
00:56:39You're a buzzer.
00:56:39You're a buzzer.
00:56:40Oh, look over there.
00:56:58Look at that man.
00:56:59He looks like he's not feeling very well.
00:57:02Stan, can I get out and see if he needs any help?
00:57:05I don't give a damn who cares.
00:57:07This is exciting.
00:57:30How are you doing, pal?
00:57:31How does it look like I'm doing, man?
00:57:33Wow.
00:57:34This is fantastic.
00:57:36You're my first confrontation.
00:57:37Yeah, lucky me.
00:57:40Say, what do you got?
00:57:43They wouldn't fill my prescription.
00:57:45No?
00:57:47No.
00:57:48Well, what's it for?
00:57:50Cough drops.
00:57:51Cough drops?
00:57:52I woke up this morning.
00:57:55I think it was this morning, but it could have been a couple of weeks ago.
00:58:00But I woke up this morning.
00:58:02You poor fella.
00:58:03Listen, you better come with me.
00:58:05I don't know when it was, because I woke up a lot, you know?
00:58:08Yeah, me too.
00:58:10Okay.
00:58:13Where are you doing?
00:58:16Oh.
00:58:17Too tight?
00:58:18Yeah, that hurts.
00:58:19Well, maybe we have some lotion in the car.
00:58:23Yeah, that'd be real nice.
00:58:25You're a good guy.
00:58:30Here we go.
00:58:32Uh, excuse me, sir.
00:58:34Here, let's go this way.
00:58:35Hey, Stan, I made an arrest.
00:58:37What about my dog?
00:58:39What kind of dog is it?
00:58:40A blue dog.
00:58:41Blue dog?
00:58:42Stan, we better find this kind of dog.
00:58:44I don't think it'll be very hard to find.
00:58:45How to hell with this dog.
00:58:46It's a blue dog.
00:58:48There aren't many blue dogs around.
00:58:50That's for sure.
00:58:51Comfortable?
00:58:53No.
00:58:53So, anyway, I got my master's in social welfare.
00:59:01And at the same time, I got real active with the World Health Fund.
00:59:04I also work with the International Symphony Guild on weekends.
00:59:08You know what we're doing?
00:59:10We're sending 10,000 local Mexican kids to our two-week symphony camp in Mexico City,
00:59:17where they can learn music in a real Mexican setting.
00:59:22Isn't that wonderful?
00:59:23Fine, fine, fine.
00:59:26Now, I'm going to give you the first of Nagurski's laws.
00:59:30Never throw water on a sleeping junkie.
00:59:34What?
00:59:35What are you doing for?
00:59:36I'm wet.
00:59:37I'm wet.
00:59:38We get the shit out of me for.
00:59:40I'm wet.
00:59:41I'm wet.
00:59:42Look.
00:59:43We have a...
00:59:44Oh, I'm sorry.
00:59:45We have a niner, sevener, niner, Caucasian, five foot three inch,
00:59:51thrashing, squirreling female.
00:59:53Being thrown out of a car.
00:59:56Stan, they're killing that girl.
00:59:58Fuck that.
00:59:59Let's go over to Sunset and talk to some whores.
01:00:01She's in the street.
01:00:02Balconi.
01:00:03Now, I'm going to give you my law number two.
01:00:06Are you okay?
01:00:07Are you okay?
01:00:07Never investigate anything where you might possibly have to get out of the car.
01:00:11Help!
01:00:15Where's my dog?
01:00:16I got this dog, you know, who is really messed up because he was doing some animal tranquilizer
01:00:29or something like that.
01:00:30Really?
01:00:32Yeah.
01:00:33And when I got up, I reached over to smack my dog.
01:00:39No.
01:00:40Yeah.
01:00:40Because when I get up, I like to smack him.
01:00:45I went whacked, you know, and...
01:00:50That's not nice.
01:00:52My dog got really pissed off.
01:00:55Sure.
01:00:56And he ran in the bedroom and he put some Ajax in my syringe and fucked me up, right?
01:01:05So, uh, uh, I may not be too high right now, but, uh, uh, uh, I'm clean.
01:01:16Flake out, Mac, flake out.
01:01:19Nagurski's law number three.
01:01:21Always call the car a vehicle around whores.
01:01:24They get off on that.
01:01:26Good evening, ladies.
01:01:27Want to step over to the vehicle, please?
01:01:31What's new, girls?
01:01:32I was stabbed in the leg by an aircraft mechanic.
01:01:35I'm sorry.
01:01:36Some creep went and killed Stacy.
01:01:40Left the Xerox of his driver's license right on a face.
01:01:43Man.
01:01:45That was weird, Stan.
01:01:50Nice talking to you, girls.
01:01:52We'll see you around.
01:01:54Be careful.
01:01:55Bye-bye.
01:01:598-9-10-er, 8-9-10-er, 8-9-10-er, 8-9-10-er.
01:02:03What am I doing?
01:02:05I'm going to hit the flashers, okay?
01:02:10Help yourself.
01:02:11This is fantastic.
01:02:14I can't tell you how excited I am to be riding with you.
01:02:16I'm glad you're excited, but, you know, I don't want to say anything, but you could be a little boring.
01:02:22You know?
01:02:23Really?
01:02:24I like your enthusiasm, but you're boring.
01:02:26Then turn the damn flashers off.
01:02:30You know, he's right, man.
01:02:31You are boring.
01:02:33You're a real drag, you know?
01:02:34I said, flake, out.
01:02:36Yeah, okay, man.
01:02:38Good night.
01:02:39Good night.
01:02:40Good night.
01:02:42Good night.
01:02:42Good night, man.
01:02:44I like you.
01:02:46Am I a drag?
01:02:48What?
01:02:48Am I really boring?
01:02:51Nah, you're okay.
01:02:53It's just that he's a pain in the ass.
01:02:56Don't you think you're too hard on the fella?
01:02:58I said he's a pain in the ass.
01:03:00At least I'm not boring.
01:03:04Well, don't be too sure.
01:03:07Code 412.
01:03:09Code 412.
01:03:10Break in Sunset Boulevard.
01:03:12Corner Gardener.
01:03:13Freedom Qatar.
01:03:18Negerski's Law No. 4.
01:03:20Never go near a music store that's been cut into with an acetylene torch.
01:03:30Hey, man, get out of my face.
01:03:56I didn't, I didn't mean to be in your face.
01:04:00Um, why don't we just bop over to my house, look around the garage.
01:04:06I bet we can rig up a set of drums just for you.
01:04:17Stan, a little kid shot me.
01:04:25Oh, boy.
01:04:27Oreos.
01:04:28Devil cream.
01:04:29Did you see that?
01:04:40Let's go.
01:04:41What did you see?
01:04:42Things weren't always this bad, Balconi.
01:04:46Back in the old days, people respected cops.
01:04:50The ones that didn't, we busted their ribs and plopped them up.
01:04:53But today, it's a fucking joke out there.
01:05:00Can't convict them, can't arrest them.
01:05:03As long as they don't come between me and my chili dog, to hell with them.
01:05:06I still think somebody's got to care.
01:05:07I still think somebody's got to care.
01:05:14Excuse me for interrupting your lunch.
01:05:17Officer Brent Falcone here.
01:05:18If any of you would like to talk about this, I just want you to know, I'm here to listen.
01:05:29I just want you to know, I just want you to know, I just want you to know, I just want you to know, I just want you to know, I mean, and this is not my order.
01:05:43Code 9-9, over.
01:05:56Code 6-6-6.
01:05:58Hey, somebody wants you to go to 4013 Chandler and try to arrest Samuel Stockman, a.k.a. driver's license killer, considered armed, and has a lawyer.
01:06:13We're here.
01:06:144013 Chandler.
01:06:21Uh, uh, Mr. Stockman?
01:06:30Samuel Stockman?
01:06:31This is the police.
01:06:35You can't touch me, coppers!
01:06:37I got a lawyer!
01:06:38I'm sick and tired of my client being harassed and heckled by the police, and I am tam suing to wherever I can.
01:06:43Take it to my wife, please!
01:06:45I know that guy!
01:06:47I take my wife everywhere, but she finds her way home.
01:06:50I said to my wife, where do you want to go for your anniversary?
01:06:53She said, I want to go somewhere I've never been before is to try to catch him.
01:06:56Hey, Stan, what do we do?
01:07:02You heard him.
01:07:04The guy's got a lawyer.
01:07:05Stan, looks like a 211 in there.
01:07:14You better call for backup.
01:07:15I'll go on the bystanders.
01:07:18One of those mothers could be in on it, Falcone, and blow your face away.
01:07:22I've got a injury.
01:07:23I've got a trial.
01:07:34Excuse me.
01:07:35Excuse me, please.
01:07:36Move back.
01:07:37Move back.
01:07:38Somebody could get hurt, please.
01:07:40Walk back.
01:07:41Excuse me.
01:07:43Excuse me.
01:07:47Excuse me.
01:07:50Excuse me!
01:08:01Hi, honey.
01:08:03I've been shot again.
01:08:13Oh, honey.
01:08:22Brent, I'm leaving you.
01:08:27Look at you.
01:08:29Look at me.
01:08:31Look at your son.
01:08:33Look at the dog.
01:08:34It's not just the dog, Brent.
01:08:36Cats all up and down the neighborhood
01:08:38are being handcuffed by your son.
01:08:43I don't know who you are anymore.
01:08:50Tammy, do you see what's happening to us?
01:08:54Look at this.
01:08:55Look at this.
01:08:55You're starting to wear all the same
01:08:57ugly bargain basement garbage
01:08:59the other off-duty cops wear.
01:09:04You ever see yourself in that stuff?
01:09:06You look like a cop.
01:09:09And look at me.
01:09:10I don't want to wear blue anymore.
01:09:12You know that, Brent?
01:09:15Goodbye.
01:09:19Stanley.
01:09:20Huh?
01:09:20We got a guy here.
01:09:21He's got a hot tip on the driver's license.
01:09:24Hot tip, huh?
01:09:26I'll give you a hot tip.
01:09:28Turn off your hearing aid
01:09:30any time a stoolie wants to send you something.
01:09:33Six to one, he's trying to sell you down the river.
01:09:35No, no, no, Stan.
01:09:36This guy's on the level.
01:09:37I'm telling you.
01:09:38He's not just trying to make a deal.
01:09:39Come on, Stan.
01:09:42He's in the interrogation room.
01:09:44Yeah, that's a waste of time.
01:09:46You're going to be proud of me.
01:09:47I think we'll track this one.
01:09:49Yeah, I'm proud enough of you.
01:09:51I don't need this.
01:09:52He calls himself
01:10:04Mousy.
01:10:06No kidding.
01:10:08Also known as Marvin Jerome,
01:10:10Milton James,
01:10:11Mark Lejong.
01:10:12Small-time chiseler, con man.
01:10:15Likes to expose himself
01:10:16to household pets.
01:10:17What's new, Mousy?
01:10:20I'm straight, Negurski.
01:10:22This is strictly legit.
01:10:24You know that psycho?
01:10:25He came into my photocopying shop last week.
01:10:27He came back again today.
01:10:30Thanks.
01:10:31I don't know how he smoked menthols.
01:10:32Oh, I'm sorry.
01:10:34I think that psycho's ready to strike again.
01:10:37You do?
01:10:39That's an interesting theory, Mousy.
01:10:41He wanted a dozen more copies
01:10:42of that driver's license
01:10:43I made for him last week.
01:10:44I said, no way, pal.
01:10:47You ain't getting nothing.
01:10:50And then he said
01:10:51he's going to start
01:10:52murdering women again
01:10:53this afternoon.
01:10:57Maple and Chandler.
01:11:11Excuse me.
01:11:14What?
01:11:15I'm Officer Brent Falcone.
01:11:19May I see some identification, please?
01:11:22I'll give you a copy
01:11:23of my driver's license.
01:11:25Okay.
01:11:26Damn it.
01:11:30Can I help you?
01:11:34You're going to have to come with me.
01:11:58Where are you going?
01:11:59You're innocent
01:12:01until proven guilty.
01:12:15Buckle up.
01:12:35You're welcome.
01:12:41Wow, what a trip
01:12:52How about we grab a sandwich
01:13:04My treat
01:13:11Get a hold of yourself, get a hold of yourself
01:13:17Don't try anything funny
01:13:22I know how to handle this thing
01:13:25Sure you do
01:13:27Hey Brent, you better watch out man, that guy is nuts
01:13:31He's whacked out, he does a lot of dope
01:13:38You play?
01:13:41Don't try anything funny
01:13:45Classical or pop?
01:13:49Folk probably
01:13:51That's great, so do I
01:13:58What's your favorite song?
01:14:03Lots of things
01:14:09Do you know feelings?
01:14:12Oh boy
01:14:18Sit down, listen to this
01:14:23Feelings
01:14:33Nothing more than feelings
01:14:37Trying to forget my
01:14:43Feelings of love
01:14:50Dime
01:15:00Solamente
01:15:04Dime
01:15:06You know
01:15:10I hear they got a pretty good band up in the state prison
01:15:15What do you say, I just come up and visit with you
01:15:19We could jam together
01:15:21Yeah
01:15:24I know about guys like you
01:15:27Somewhere along the line, you took a wrong turn
01:15:31All you need is a little support, a little direction
01:15:36You'll be back doing your own thing
01:15:38Maybe you'll even have your own band
01:15:41Feelings
01:15:45Meanwhile
01:15:55I'd be happy to keep an eye on your place
01:16:00You know, water the plants
01:16:01Get a cleaning lady in every once in a while
01:16:03It's really no sweat
01:16:05Hey, just leave me an extra set of keys in the kitchen
01:16:08That is
01:16:11If you can trust a cop
01:16:22If I can trust a cop
01:16:24If I can trust a cop
01:16:29I CAN'T TRUST NO COP
01:16:32I CAN'T TRUST NO COPS
01:16:33I CAN'T TRUST NO COPS
01:16:37You shouldn't have done that, Mrs. Starkman.
01:16:46That does it! That does it!
01:16:49What do I have to do to get through to you guys, huh?
01:16:51I mean, what the fuck do I have to do?
01:16:55I go around busting my balls for you, huh?
01:16:58This is what I get? Will you get this?
01:17:04Where do we go wrong, huh?
01:17:06Your mommy didn't give you enough love?
01:17:08Well, let me give you some love. Here's some love.
01:17:12Want a little more love?
01:17:14Alright.
01:17:15Do you believe this guy, Stan?
01:17:17I was gonna take care of his place.
01:17:19I was gonna look after him.
01:17:21I was even gonna give him a job with the band!
01:17:25Well, you don't fucking deserve no job with the band, man.
01:17:28You probably couldn't even play for shit, you know that?
01:17:30You couldn't even watch out for shit.
01:17:32Your singing sucks, you know that?
01:17:34It sucks! It sucks! It sucks!
01:17:36It sucks! Ha ha ha!
01:17:38It sucks!
01:17:41I don't know how to get back, dude!
01:17:42Maybe ya'll have it.
01:17:43I don't know how to get back.
01:17:44It sucks, it sucks!
01:17:48And then if the big head burns and hey here are no good watch over hvor
01:18:04Hey, hang it, Brent.
01:18:31Ow...
01:18:36Ow.
01:18:38Ow.
01:18:48Oh.
01:18:50Ow.
01:18:55Ow.
01:19:00Yeah.
01:19:00Hey, kid.
01:19:04Aw, don't take it so hard.
01:19:06Everybody shoots somebody sometimes.
01:19:09It's a cop's life.
01:19:24Car 7-Eleven, a 12-Eleven family dispute at 7-Eleven, 12-Eleven, 12th Street.
01:19:28You understand the reason you have to have to have it?
01:19:35Express your anger. Get it out of here, baby.
01:19:38Get it out!
01:19:41It's your turn, Stan.
01:19:44What?
01:19:46It's your turn.
01:19:48My turn? I've got seniority.
01:19:50I don't give a shit.
01:19:52Oh, come on.
01:19:53Get out of the car.
01:19:54What?
01:19:55Get out of the fucking car.
01:19:59Ow!
01:20:00All right.
01:20:02All right.
01:20:03You got it, baby.
01:20:05Give me my cap.
01:20:06Come on.
01:20:09Twit.
01:20:12Laconi's law number one.
01:20:15Ow!
01:20:16Ow!
01:20:17Let Nagorski do it.
01:20:18You've got to let your anger out.
01:20:21Will you let it out?
01:20:22You've got to show people that you can't...
01:20:25I have power of you, baby.
01:20:29You got it, baby.
01:20:32You got it.
01:20:34No more.
01:20:35Go your head.
01:20:36Mommy, poor...
01:20:37You're in love.
01:20:38You're in love.
01:20:39All right.
01:20:39Break it up.
01:20:40Break it up.
01:20:43Hey, don't shoot me.
01:20:44I'm here to help you.
01:20:46Oh, okay.
01:20:47Okay.
01:20:47Wow.
01:20:53Somebody woke me up.
01:20:54I hate cops that don't want to get involved.
01:20:58Guys like that just don't seem to care.
01:21:01I think I'm coming on to some acid I did in 1967.
01:21:07I think it's seven.
01:21:07I think it's seven.
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