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"Crowbar Smile" by Jamie Mayer: Nate's simple summer job mowing the lawn of a neighbor woman leads to a life changing encounter.
Starring: Tristan Lake Leabu, Serinda Swan, Emily Robinson, Tate Donovan, Christian Delgrosso, Sara Melson and Sander Thomas
Starring: Tristan Lake Leabu, Serinda Swan, Emily Robinson, Tate Donovan, Christian Delgrosso, Sara Melson and Sander Thomas
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01:50I'm going out of town for a couple of days at a conference in San Francisco.
01:54Yeah, know whatever you need.
01:56Are you gonna present the paper that you're writing?
01:59Yeah, I am.
02:00Oh, and I took your suggestion on the title.
02:03Impossibility is much better than modality. It's a lot more relatable.
02:07Glad to hear I could help.
02:09Not that I could be a philosophy professor or anything.
02:11I mean, who knows what UCLA will hold for you?
02:13You're a bright kid.
02:15You've always got more options than you think you do.
02:19Thanks.
02:20Isn't your birthday coming up?
02:22Two days ago. I kept it low key.
02:24Eighteen?
02:26Oh.
02:29My ride's almost here. I'm gonna go change.
02:32Sorry.
02:33No.
02:34I'll take it. Give everything. Thanks for that.
02:38Happy birthday, Nate.
02:40Maybe we should do something to celebrate?
02:42I'm back Sunday.
02:49You just sext a unicorn.
02:54Perfect, but unattainable.
02:56I swear. I mean, she opened the door.
02:58I just have to figure out how to walk through.
03:00Come make unicorn babies with me, Nate.
03:02Come on. I mean, you guys have made fun of me forever for waiting for the perfect first time.
03:07And now that I actually have a chance with this unbelievably perfect woman, you're not helping.
03:12What do I do?
03:13Well, remember sex ed with Mrs. Downey in fifth grade with a vagina puppet?
03:18Come on.
03:19Clitoris?
03:20Clitoris?
03:21You know, the more I say it, the more I don't know which is right.
03:23Just stop. I mean...
03:24Porn, Nate.
03:26Study up. Watch a ton of it. Okay? A whole ton of it.
03:30Also, sit-ups.
03:32Gotta do a lot of those. It's all in the core.
03:34Who has the most experience in sex?
03:36It's quality, not quantity.
03:38Oh, really? What are we talking about German exchange girl now?
03:41Is there any other word in the English language sexier than bi-curious?
03:44You're an idiot.
03:46How does appreciating a wide spectrum of human sexuality make me an idiot?
03:50It's not just the sex part. I really think that it could be more than that.
03:55I really think we have a connection.
03:56You're such a girl wanting love and sex and a big package with a bow.
04:01No, a woman like this, I need to break my A-game.
04:04I just have to figure out how to be enough in 48 hours.
04:08Just don't put too much thought into it. Just get your passport stamped.
04:11Okay?
04:12You little shi-
04:13Guys, I told you last time, you do it again and you get what you deserve.
04:17Fast?
04:19You think you're fast?
04:21What?
04:22Back into the room.
04:23What?
04:24That little half-small thing you do.
04:26The side of your mouth goes up like a crowbar.
04:28Usually means there's something you don't want to say.
04:31Look, if you really want to have some kind of love connection with this woman, you're not going to get it from dubious sex tips mouth gone off the web.
04:39I mean, it's going to come from you just being yourself.
04:41Yeah, but I mean, myself as a nervous, inexperienced guy who can't believe he's getting a shot at this perfect woman.
04:47You're not going to convince her you're Brad Pitt to lay it out.
04:49I am a nervous and experienced guy who can't believe I'm getting a chance at the perfect woman like you.
04:56If she goes for it, at least she'll like you for who you really are.
04:59Isn't that what you want?
05:02And if all else fails...
05:06Vagina part!
05:08Stop it!
05:15All right, damit.
05:21Oh, got that.
05:25Oh, well, take that yoga class.
05:28Oh, good!
05:29The naked yoga class.
05:31Bye, Nate!
05:35Bye Miss Gilbert!
05:36Gilbert.
05:38Let's do this.
05:39Hey, um...
05:40Come on.
05:41Dad, I don't know if I feel like practicing today.
05:43Seriously, come on.
05:45So what do you, uh, what do you think of Linda, huh?
05:48I don't know. She's nice, I guess.
05:51What about that ass?
05:53Am I right?
05:54Dad, she was my English teacher.
05:56In sixth grade.
05:57I do not get where you got this puritanical crap from.
06:02All right, listen, I really like...
06:04I like her.
06:06Well, that's nice, Dad.
06:08No, I'm sorry.
06:10Um, can I ask you a question?
06:12Is the perfect woman the one who makes you want to be a perfect man?
06:17Uh, well...
06:20Who knows what the perfect woman is, you know?
06:24The perfect woman is the one that you have not met yet.
06:29All right, let's go. Shooting drill. Let's do it.
06:35Come on.
06:37Come on.
06:39Give it to me.
06:40Let me see it.
06:41Take the shot.
06:43Dad, I...
06:45I think I'm just gonna take a run today.
06:47What?
06:48No, no.
06:50Hey!
06:51Where you going?
06:53Get back here!
06:54Hey!
06:55Take the goddamn shot!
06:57I got it.
06:58começa!
07:00Here!
07:01Let's see, Dad!
07:02I know the other time.
07:03I got it for...
07:04I loved it but...
07:05I really...
07:06I have to have a life to...
07:07See, Dad.
07:09Gonna touch it.
07:10I have to have tokehr this quick...
07:11See!
07:12ninth.
07:13sino...
07:14eh...
07:15youtube.
07:16The next day.
07:17I got it.
07:18I can hear the way what I do...
07:20But, you can hear from me.
07:22These are the rotating
07:24What I got to do?
07:25Daddy?
07:55Hey.
07:57Hey.
07:59Hey.
08:01Hey.
08:07Yeah.
08:25I remember you said that they were your favorite flowers.
08:43What are you doing here?
08:45I'm welcoming you home.
08:49I'm sorry.
08:51I thought you said...
08:53No, I didn't necessarily mean the minute I got back.
08:59But it's okay.
09:03Do you want a drink?
09:07Yeah.
09:09Sure.
09:11Scratching rocks?
09:15Single malt, single grain, blended.
09:21Um, what?
09:23Oh, um, actually, to be honest, I haven't had a squash before.
09:27But I just thought it sounded like a cool thing to say.
09:31I'm gonna have some tea.
09:33Would you like a cup?
09:35Sure.
09:37Um, how was your trip?
09:39It was fine.
09:41Did you kill it with your paper?
09:47It's, uh...
09:49It's sweet that you're interested in my work.
09:51I really am.
09:53I've been doing some reading.
09:57Brushed up on the fundamentals.
09:59Played on a symposium.
10:01Really?
10:03Yeah, and how the whole, uh, philosophy of love was started by, um...
10:07A woman named D-something, um...
10:09Diotima?
10:10Yeah.
10:11Philosopher, priestess?
10:12Yeah.
10:13Did you read what she said about young people in love?
10:15You know, I might have fallen asleep before I got to that part.
10:17She said that young people should first be taught to love one beautiful body, which will lead to an appreciation of beauty in all bodies.
10:39She said that.
10:43Mm-hmm.
10:45Eventually, one transcends the physical and learns to appreciate the beauty of the soul.
10:56Finally, one experiences pure virtue and gains immortality and the love of the gods.
11:09And this, Plato argues, is the importance of physical love.
11:22That's...
11:24So...
11:39Oh, it's on the timer.
11:42Leave it on?
11:44You're so beautiful.
11:49You're beautiful, and smart, and funny, and amazing, and...
11:55Oh, I haven't had this moment all summer.
11:58Have you ever seen hawks have sex?
12:04They meet in the sky, join together while they're flying, and...
12:10Tumble down together like nothing else matters.
12:13Like there's no ground beneath them.
12:15That's how I feel with you.
12:19What's wrong?
12:33I...
12:34I'm sorry.
12:35Why are you sorry?
12:36I just...
12:37I...
12:38I...
12:39I can't do this.
12:40What did I do wrong?
12:42I...
12:43Absolutely nothing.
12:44I...
12:45So what is it?
12:47It's just this...
12:48This...
12:49This means, uh...
12:50This means more to you than...
12:51But...
12:52But what about Plato's Symposium?
12:54The priest is the beauty of the soul.
12:56I...
13:06You just wanted this to be sex?
13:08Yeah.
13:09I can do that.
13:10No, you can't.
13:11It doesn't have to mean anything to me, honestly.
13:12How can it not mean something to you?
13:13It's who you are.
13:14I can be different.
13:15Why would you...
13:16Why would you want to?
13:17You are a great kid.
13:18You're...
13:19You're a great young man.
13:20I'm old enough.
13:21This isn't about being too young.
13:23I just thought I was some...
13:24Some lawn boy.
13:25No, I'm...
13:26I'm...
13:27I'm...
13:28I'm...
13:29I'm...
13:30I'm...
13:31I'm...
13:32I'm...
13:33I'm...
13:34I'm...
13:35I'm...
13:36I'm...
13:37I'm sorry.
13:38This was just...
13:39This was supposed to be a fun thing.
13:43This wasn't supposed to be a relationship.
13:46It couldn't be a relationship?
13:48No.
13:49No.
13:50I...
13:51Seriously?
13:55I think you should leave now.
14:25I think you should be a relationship.
14:26I think you should leave now.
14:27I'm sorry.
14:28No.
14:29No.
14:30No.
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14:51No.
14:52Your advice was terrible.
14:53At least you put yourself out there.
14:55You took a risk.
14:57You went for the perfect experience.
14:58It's better than never trying.
14:59Trust me, I'm nowhere near that brave.
15:02What do you mean?
15:04So you know German exchange girl?
15:08I actually never full on slept with her.
15:12She wanted to, but something just wasn't right.
15:18I just kind of freaked out and broke up with her.
15:22I'm sorry.
15:25Why didn't you tell me?
15:27I teased you so much for waiting for the perfect person,
15:30and there I was doing the same thing.
15:34For a while, I wasn't sure if I just didn't like her,
15:37but I think I'm just maybe not into girls.
15:42So you're not by then?
15:45Sounds so uncool, but I'm pretty sure I'm straight, yeah.
15:49Too bad.
15:52Just being bi doubles your odds of finding the perfect person.
15:55Looks like there's no such thing as perfect.
15:59So I guess neither of us are ever going to have sex.
16:01Nope.
16:03Doomed.
16:04Although, you know someone once told me that there are always more options than you think there are.
16:13What's that supposed to mean?
16:17Nothing, I guess.
16:27It was totally different to me.
16:40When you were together, you don't believe me.
16:46If you had an infrastructure life or investment, you know someone once told me that there is always power over it, you know?
17:51We're right back.
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