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Act Like You Love Me Full Movie
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect.
00:29My name is Delilah.
00:30Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:35Okay.
00:36I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess.
00:49No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:55Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
00:59Don't worry about it.
01:01I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really?
01:04Look, I'll pay you back.
01:05I promise.
01:06Just get out of here.
01:07Go.
01:08Okay, okay.
01:09Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:13Nothing?
01:14Nothing.
01:15What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:16She signed a prenup.
01:17She's entitled to nothing.
01:18Let me see that.
01:19This looks like a marriage license.
01:20You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:22You should have read the fine print.
01:24You tricked her?
01:25Shame on you.
01:26Okay, can we go?
01:27I have a nail appointment.
01:28Whore!
01:29You do, however, get child support.
01:31Wait, what?
01:32What?
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02:16Andi, You having an affair with your secretary?
02:18I wanna divorce.
02:19I think it's time you find your own place.
02:20Fine, I wanna divorce.
02:21My sketches?
02:50Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:54Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
03:04Perfect.
03:07Roland, there's another leak in the ceiling!
03:20I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:36Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:38The fuck? You need to get out of my room.
03:48I said you need to get out of my room.
03:50Everyone out!
03:55This is my house, this is my life, so get out!
03:59Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:02All right, people. Party's over. Let's go. Party's over.
04:07Party's over.
04:27Party's over.
04:30Party's over.
04:31Party's over.
04:36hey George welcome back hey this is the money that I owe you
04:46what can I get for you I'll take a black coffee coffee yeah sure
04:53you're back with that okay
04:56let me guess acting not going so well
05:03I've hit a bit of a dry patch yeah I don't believe in love fine I want a
05:12divorce did you hear him I ruined my son your son is fantastic but Benji needs to
05:18be in love if he's ever gonna find himself just try to keep your heart open
05:21if not for yourself or Benji I think I have an idea okay what is that I want to
05:30hire you you want to hire me to pretend to be in love with me an acting gig I
05:37really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me you know a
05:42happy couple oh yeah I cannot pay you much but seems like you need the money what do
05:56you say come on two more last one good work yeah hey can I tell you something well that's never good
06:21you ready as ready as I could be I'm gonna be an actor you what look some
06:30waitress someone needed my help and I agreed you realize you're a famous
06:36billionaire right yeah she doesn't know that part yet but um look man she's super
06:41sweet and she um and she wants to show her son that love is real totally normal request look man I
06:50just need something something different you know I can't do this anymore I'm just sick of this
06:55lifestyle and just feel so empty okay so let me get this straight you got hired to pretend to be some
07:01waitress's boyfriend yeah okay crazy things have happened I got your back boss thanks you know you'll
07:11see she's great whatever you say boss another set oh my god why you agree to pay the bills is beyond
07:21me Sharon no idea what you're doing what's this oh no let's do it's not good urgent child support
07:36last notice of child support must pay will not be paying that
07:48no no no no no hello Delilah
08:17you look quite nice tonight
08:22why thank you George you look quite nice as well
08:32why thank you George you look quite nice too can I offer you something to drink no
08:46thank you I'm fine this is gonna be great
08:53this is gonna be great
08:57okay
09:00come on Benji come on you can do it Benji come on
09:07come on Benji hit the ball for once
09:11let's go Benji
09:18hey Tony hit the ladder looking good as always
09:21Lookin' good as always.
09:22No!
09:23Lookin' good as always.
09:24Somebody likes you.
09:25Shut up.
09:26All right, Benji!
09:27He does.
09:28Nice with that dribble!
09:30Nice!
09:38Oh my God, that's him.
09:44That's who?
09:45Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:50Delilah, what are you talkin' about?
09:52He's coming over.
09:53What are you talkin' about?
09:55Hey, George.
09:56Hey, Delilah.
10:03Oh, for Christ's sake!
10:04Man up, boy!
10:05Don't say that.
10:07Oh my God, can I go?
10:08I'm so bored.
10:09Oh, for fuck's sake.
10:11Thank God, I have a mani-pedi.
10:13Come on, let's get out of here.
10:15You don't want to say hi to him?
10:17No.
10:18It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
10:21Who the fuck are you?
10:23I'm George.
10:24I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:27Delilah's new boyfriend?
10:30Yes.
10:31Yeah.
10:32We are dating.
10:34What, do they run out of pizza boys, hun?
10:37He's an actor.
10:38He's an actor.
10:39Oh, he's an actor.
10:40That makes it even better.
10:41Wow.
10:42You are such a riot, Delilah.
10:44Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.
10:46You proved me wrong.
10:47What's that, bud?
10:51Nothing.
10:52We gotta get out of here.
10:53Wish you two the best.
10:57Hey, asshole!
10:58Where's the child support?
11:03Don't worry, Boopy.
11:04I'll handle it.
11:05You just focus on making the ka-ching.
11:10I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
11:13Alright, I think I'm gonna get going.
11:14But, um, I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:17Yes, yes, yes.
11:18Our date.
11:21See you tomorrow.
11:22Girl, you better tell me everything now.
11:37No, no, no, no, no.
11:38You're not supposed to do that.
11:39I'm a starving artist.
11:40They have lint on their shirts.
11:41I still think this is a hare-brained idea.
11:45Dino, this is the first time in my life
11:47where I can be a normal person.
11:49Nobody after my money or my status
11:51or what I can do for them.
11:54Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
11:56She just wants me to play a role.
11:59I do have to say,
12:00it's nice to see you smile again.
12:06Yeah, it's gonna be nice.
12:08You'll see.
12:09And you should take the night off.
12:10Take Janice out to dinner.
12:12On me.
12:13Hell no, boss.
12:14I'm keeping an eye on you.
12:16From a distance.
12:17No, it'll be fine.
12:18Nobody will know who I am.
12:20That may be the case,
12:21but you're still one of the richest men in the world
12:23and I ain't taking any chances.
12:25Do not follow me.
12:27Yes, boss.
12:28Later.
12:43Hey, how are you?
12:44I'm George.
12:45I'm Benji.
12:48Well, hello.
12:50Hello there.
12:51How are you?
12:52I am very excited about our date.
12:55I am looking forward to our date as well.
12:58Won't you come in?
13:01Ah, yes.
13:03Oh, my.
13:04Bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
13:18We have a lousy landlord.
13:19Ah, but you look quite nice tonight.
13:23Why, thank you, George.
13:26You look quite nice as well.
13:29Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:31Hi.
13:32I'm Roland, the babysitter.
13:34I think it's time for you to get going.
13:36What?
13:37Yes.
13:38Um, yeah.
13:39What if...
13:41That was so strange.
13:43I know.
13:44Well, that didn't go too well.
13:52Yeah, no academy award for us.
13:55Maybe we should practice.
13:57That sounds good, yeah.
13:58Uh, so what are you gonna do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
14:10Yeah, probably go eat.
14:12I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
14:15Yeah, it's pretty good.
14:16What are you gonna do?
14:17Uh, same.
14:18Probably grab a bite to eat, maybe hit a bookstore.
14:24Well, that's just silly.
14:25I mean, why don't we go together?
14:29Sure.
14:30Sounds good.
14:32Okay.
14:40So tell me, why wedding dresses?
14:43Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress, be the bride, have my happy ending.
14:53And then, I eloped with Andy, and, uh, he had an affair.
15:02Then we got a divorce.
15:04And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
15:07My roof is leaking, um, my car is useless, and I work in a diner.
15:16So, best laid plans, I guess.
15:20You know, you should call my attorney friend.
15:24He's helped me with some things in the past.
15:26I think he can help you with this child support issue.
15:29I would tell him that you're a friend of mine.
15:33Yeah, of course.
15:34I will.
15:35Uh, should probably get back from our date soon.
15:44Split the bill?
15:46Yeah, sure, uh, split the bill.
15:50Check, please.
15:51Hey, Bernard.
15:52This is Justin.
15:53You're gonna be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
16:05Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit, he won't pay child support, and he works at Lestile, but I can't fire him unless he might sue.
16:13Or he might figure out who I am, so the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
16:20And she can't know who I am.
16:21She thinks my name is George.
16:22Thanks, ma'am.
16:28Hey, Dino.
16:29Yes, boss.
16:30Let's buy Delilah's building.
16:33Let's fix the roof on it.
16:35Sure thing.
16:36Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
16:38Nothing too fancy, though.
16:39She's not that type of girl.
16:42And keep everything anonymous.
16:44You got it.
16:51What's going on?
16:52Someone about the building.
16:53They're putting on a new roof.
16:55What?
16:56Oh, my God.
16:57That's amazing, right?
17:00I don't.
17:06I don't know.
17:07I want it.
17:09I don't know.
17:10TRESA
17:14Twitter
17:15people
17:16I want it.
17:18I want it.
17:19I can
17:21a little kid.
17:22By the time.
17:23It's been a ہو
17:28thing,
18:29Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:39Delinquency of child support?
18:42Oh, you are hereby.
19:12I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:19What's her address?
19:21Find me some dirt.
19:23I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:26She's ruining my perfect life.
19:28Okay, ma'am.
19:28You got it.
19:31Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:32Good work.
19:38I had a good time.
19:44Yeah, it was fun.
19:45We should, um, we should do it again sometime.
19:47I think we sounded really good, but we should practice some more.
19:54Just in case.
19:55Sure.
19:56That'd be great.
19:58Well, good night.
20:01Good night.
20:02Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:22Wait, what?
20:23A big truck came today and dropped it off, but when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:29It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
20:32I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:38Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:40Not any that I know of.
20:43Oh, don't look at me.
20:45Look, it's got your name on it.
20:47Oh, my God.
20:48It really does say that the car belongs to me.
20:54They gave me this to you as well.
20:58I guess my luck is finally changing.
21:08What's 10 minus 4?
21:10You know the answer to that.
21:13Dang.
21:13Oh, shoot.
21:19I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:21George, can you get it for me?
21:23Roland's going to call.
21:24Yeah, sure.
21:25No problem.
21:26Thanks.
21:26Thanks.
21:43Mission accomplished.
21:58He's asleep.
22:03What?
22:06Nothing.
22:07I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:10Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:16Sure.
22:16I think that we should practice kissing.
22:38I think that we should practice kissing.
22:44I think that would be a good idea.
22:46I think that would be a good idea.
22:48Bye-bye.
22:50Bye-bye.
22:50Bye-bye.
22:51Bye-bye.
23:00Bye-bye.
23:13Bye-bye.
23:15Bye-bye.
23:46Oh, my God. George, wake up. The time.
24:00What? Ben, she's going to be up in five minutes.
24:03Oh, okay, yeah.
24:04Come on. Okay.
24:05Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
24:10to school.
24:11Okay.
24:14Just go.
24:15Okay, go, go, go, go, go.
24:25Come on, finish up. We're going to be late.
24:27I don't want to eat this.
24:31Grab your bag. Come on.
24:33Okay.
24:38Hurry. Let's go.
24:39Okay.
24:39Hey.
24:46Hi.
24:57So, tell me something good. What'd you get?
25:00I'm sorry, ma'am. I ain't got nothing.
25:02That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:05That guy is like he doesn't even exist. Zip. Zilch. Nada.
25:08How is that possible?
25:13Don't shrug him.
25:15Ow.
25:15That, who it?
25:18Dammit.
25:19How dare she?
25:20My boobie owes her a lot of money.
25:23Money that could be spent on me.
25:26Us.
25:26Okay, this is what I want you to do.
25:31Get rid of them.
25:32If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:36And all the money goes to me.
25:39I mean us.
25:40Let me get this straight.
25:43Uh, what you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to, ow, damn it.
25:49Don't say it out loud. It gives me the creeps.
25:51But, you gotta, I mean, ow.
25:54All right, all right.
25:55I'll handle it. I'll do it.
25:58Excellent.
25:58Consider it done.
26:00Good.
26:02Let me know when you finish.
26:04Also, I need the keys to your apartment.
26:06Bye.
26:10There we go.
26:27We're fucked.
26:29Come on, Rev. Give us a break.
26:31Hey, that was a foul.
26:33No.
26:35No.
26:35Oh, shit.
26:38Oh, my God.
26:39Hang on.
26:40Off.
26:41Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
26:44What is he doing?
26:45Your kid's a bitch.
26:47Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
26:49Everything all right?
26:50No.
26:52What's wrong?
26:53My ankle.
26:55You sure it's your ankle?
26:56I can't do it.
26:57What is he saying?
26:59No idea.
27:00Oh, for the love of...
27:02Listen.
27:04We all believe that you can do it.
27:07You just need to believe that you can.
27:08Look at me.
27:11Rev, can we have a second?
27:14Hey, hey, look at me.
27:16You can do this.
27:18And I know that you taking this penalty kick is a big deal.
27:21And it is.
27:23But messy misses sometimes.
27:25You know?
27:26And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:30It's about you having the courage to try.
27:34And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
27:39Thanks.
27:40Yeah.
27:42You ready?
27:43Yeah.
27:43There you go.
27:47And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
27:50Everything will work out.
27:51I promise.
27:52Okay.
27:52All right, buddy.
27:53I can do it.
28:02Come on, Ben.
28:03Come on, son.
28:04You can do it.
28:05Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
28:06Oh, my God.
28:08I can do it.
28:09I can do it.
28:10I can do it.
28:11I can do it.
28:11Okay, Boobie, let's go.
28:30I have a hair appointment.
28:31Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:33Yeah?
28:34My company is opening up a third branch.
28:37And there's going to be a big party next week.
28:40And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
28:42Thank you, Tony.
28:44I'm actually with him now, so...
28:48With him?
28:50Yeah.
28:50You're serious?
28:52Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
28:55This guy's just some two-bit actor.
28:57You see him out there acting on the field?
28:59Pretending to help Benji?
29:04I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:06Hey!
29:06Get your own kid, you freak.
29:11Let's go.
29:12Um, I'm hard now.
29:15Ew.
29:15Okay, can we go?
29:16Let's go.
29:17Come on.
29:17Come on, let's go.
29:18I can't.
29:18I really fucking...
29:19I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:30And you got your roof fixed.
29:31I wonder who bought the building.
29:33Hmm.
29:33He seems like a really decent guy.
29:35Yeah, he does seem pretty decent.
29:37Hey, hey!
29:38Whoa, whoa!
29:38Come on!
29:39Just...
29:40Please, don't do this.
29:41I have a child at home.
29:42Hey, look, look.
29:43I have money in my back pocket.
29:45You can take it and you can go right now, man.
29:46Just turn around.
29:47Come on.
29:48Come on.
29:49Just turn.
29:50Fuck.
29:51Damn it.
29:53Listen.
29:53Sorry.
29:54It ain't nothing personal, okay?
29:57Hey, hey, look.
29:58You could just take the money.
29:59Dino!
30:14Thank God, man.
30:14You okay, boss?
30:15Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
30:16I'm fine.
30:16You okay?
30:17Okay.
30:18Okay.
30:19Wait.
30:20You two know each other?
30:25Dino is my cousin.
30:27Yeah.
30:30But he called you Boss.
30:32Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
30:35He was a real bossy SOB.
30:38Yeah, that's right.
30:39I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
30:42Lucky coincidence.
30:44Yeah, very lucky.
30:45Thank you, Dino.
30:47Anytime.
30:48We should go.
30:49Come on.
30:50Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
30:56I think it will really scare him.
30:58I, um...
31:00I...
31:02What?
31:04Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
31:09I think I would...
31:11Maybe...
31:11What?
31:12What's going on?
31:14I'm falling for you.
31:16I'm in love with you.
31:18No, you aren't.
31:18Yes, I am.
31:21And what's so wrong with that?
31:23Listen, George.
31:24You are something really good that's come into my life.
31:29Because of a silly idea that I had.
31:32Okay.
31:33The plan worked.
31:34Okay?
31:35Benji's fine.
31:36He thinks that we're in love.
31:37Yeah, because we are.
31:39No, we aren't.
31:40Yes, we are.
31:41No, love ruins everything.
31:43Okay?
31:45Love was not part of the deal here.
31:47Part of the deal?
31:48What about the other night?
31:51Hmm?
31:52The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
31:55Are you serious?
31:57Yeah.
32:01Whatever, Delilah.
32:02I did.
32:02I'm not that type of guy.
32:04But if you're that type of girl, then my bad...
32:06I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
32:12Delilah.
32:14Whatever.
32:15You know I'm going to go.
32:16Hey, boss.
32:30How about I heat you up some soup?
32:32Dino, Dino, Dino.
32:33Man, women are nothing but trouble.
32:37You know, they think they know what they want, then they get what they want, and that actually
32:42is not even what they wanted.
32:45And women are trouble.
32:46That's the bottom line.
32:47That's what I'm trying to say here.
32:49I'm sorry, man.
32:51No, it's fine.
32:52Dino, you should go home.
32:55Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
32:58Yes, sir.
32:59And you should cherish her.
33:01Yes, sir.
33:02Yeah.
33:06It's got a good one.
33:16No, it's got a good one.
33:31No, it's got a good one.
33:33No, it's got a good one.
33:34There's nothing in here.
33:51Oh, jeez.
34:04Tell me, what you got?
34:34I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
34:35I'm sorry.
34:36He had some goon there.
34:37He came out of nowhere's.
34:40What?
34:43They've seen my face.
34:45I got to have to lay low for a while.
34:46You idiot!
34:48I told you to do one thing.
34:50Oh, get out!
34:52I clearly have to do everything on my own.
34:54You should have saw it, think the guy was.
34:55Idiot.
34:56Hey, sexy.
35:03Hey.
35:04What is it?
35:05What's wrong?
35:06Okay.
35:07I have to show you something.
35:09You can't laugh, okay?
35:11What?
35:12Of course.
35:13Anything for you, Boopy.
35:15What?
35:16Cher, they're...
35:17They're actually amazing.
35:18So you'll pitch it?
35:19Of course.
35:20Yeah.
35:21Yeah, it will.
35:22Thank you, Boopy.
35:24Wow, incredible.
36:08Boopie!
36:13Mama's in the mood.
36:18Boopie!
36:21Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
36:31Boopie!
36:32Boopie!
36:38Boopie!
36:40Don't wait.
36:40George, please call me.
37:05I'm so sorry about the other night.
37:10George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
37:28Benji misses you.
37:30I miss you.
37:32Call me.
37:37Fine.
37:50Around 7 o'clock.
37:54This better be important.
37:56Listen.
38:00I really need to talk with you.
38:04Can we get a coffee?
38:06Just a coffee.
38:09Okay.
38:10Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow.
38:13See you then.
38:20Hey, Dino.
38:21Yes, boss.
38:22Hey, can you do me a solid?
38:24Can you follow Delilah?
38:26She's been acting a little strange and I kind of want to just know what's up.
38:29Consider it done.
38:31So what is this about?
38:36Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
38:41No.
38:42I've been thinking about us.
38:43Us.
38:44There is no us.
38:45But there is.
38:46There could be.
38:47When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
39:03We're a family.
39:05We're the perfect family.
39:08You've got to be kidding me.
39:12How dare you?
39:18How dare you?
39:21Sharon Boopy!
39:23This was not my idea.
39:25You're lying.
39:26You're trying to steal my man.
39:28I already told you.
39:29He's mine, you slut.
39:31Tell her.
39:32This was your idea.
39:33He wants us to get back together.
39:35Oh.
39:36I don't know what you're talking about.
39:38Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
39:40She said it was an emergency.
39:42Something about Benji.
39:43You coward.
39:45She grabbed my hand.
39:47She was begging me.
39:48It was pathetic.
39:49Okay.
39:58Take that, you slut.
40:01I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
40:05You're a worm.
40:08And you're fucking crazy.
40:11And this man does not pay his child support.
40:15Okay.
40:20Boopy.
40:21Don't even start.
40:22What the hell is this?
40:23You're embarrassing me.
40:24It's disgusting.
40:25Let's go.
40:26Let's go.
40:27Hey.
40:28Hey.
40:29Thank you for meeting with me.
40:30I'm happy to see you.
40:31Yeah.
40:32What do you want, Delilah?
40:33I've been thinking about us, about our conversation the other week, and what you said.
40:57Look, I was wrong.
41:00I...
41:01What I said was wrong, and I made a mistake.
41:04And I was confused.
41:06What do you mean you were confused?
41:08How was dinner last night?
41:11With Andy.
41:13What?
41:14I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
41:17How do you know?
41:18How do you know about that?
41:20Ah.
41:21So you did have dinner with him.
41:23And you held hands.
41:24How romantic.
41:26Oh, my God.
41:27Did you have me followed?
41:29You're not even denying it.
41:31Oh, God.
41:32I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
41:37Yeah.
41:38And then he grabbed my hand and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
41:43Right.
41:44Yeah, right.
41:45And then I went home and I did some soul searching and I realized that I have feelings for you.
41:50But now I realize I was wrong.
41:52You're just an asshole.
41:57And you're just a lonely woman.
42:00Who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
42:04God.
42:06Oh!
42:09I hope I never have to see you again.
42:14Christ.
42:23Mom?
42:24Yeah, hon.
42:25Can I ask you a personal question?
42:30Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
42:33Where's George?
42:35George.
42:37You heard me.
42:38Where's George?
42:40Um.
42:42Did you have a fight?
42:44Well.
42:46Did you break up?
42:53Um.
42:55Sometimes grown-ups, they...
42:58They have to make decisions.
43:00Well, it's okay.
43:01You broke up.
43:03Don't worry about it.
43:05I'm used to it.
43:07I'm sorry, Benji.
43:11I really am.
43:22What's in your car, George?
43:26What's in your car, George?
43:35Thank you for meeting with me.
43:37Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
43:39Um.
43:40Are you here alone?
43:42Yeah, it's Snagat.
43:43Mom's a rocker.
43:44Roland fell asleep on the couch.
43:45He does it every time.
43:47Don't tell Mom.
43:49Okay.
43:50I want to talk about Mom.
43:53Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
43:57Mom was being super sad.
43:59And I'm sorry to hear about that.
44:02You know she loves you, right?
44:04Wait, what?
44:06I can tell.
44:08M-Benji, it's not what you think. Look.
44:13Your mom hired me to-
44:14I know you've been pretending.
44:16What?
44:17I know you've been pretending that you love each other.
44:19So Mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
44:22Listen, I may be a kid but I'm not stupid.
44:24But-
44:25And you love her too.
44:26But there's-
44:27So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans and please get back together.
44:31Deal?
44:35Deal.
44:36Deal.
44:40Delilah!
44:42Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
44:44What, what?
44:45How are you-
44:46A friend of a friend of an ex had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture fashion style show.
44:49And I couldn't use them and gave them to me.
44:51What?
44:53Wait, that is like, huge.
44:55Anyone is gonna be at that fashion show.
44:58Not you.
44:59Let's just say the relationship didn't go well, and guilt, baby, guilt.
45:06And guess who's going to be my date?
45:09Who?
45:09You silly!
45:10What?
45:15Wait, those are my designs.
45:20What?
45:21Those look exactly like my dresses.
45:22You see?
45:24Oh my God, they do!
45:26We have to go.
45:29Boopie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
45:52Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
45:55There they are.
45:55Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show, we have a very special treat.
46:05Today, after years of secrecy, Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner, founder, and primary designer.
46:14Oh my God.
46:17We're fucked.
46:18Oh my God.
46:21Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for none other than Justin Fitzgerald.
46:37Isn't that...
46:38Yes.
46:39George.
46:48Did you know about that?
46:49Yeah.
46:50He gave me the tickets.
46:51But how could you keep this a secret from me?
46:54Did you know about that?
46:55Yeah.
46:56He gave me the tickets.
46:57But how could you keep this a secret from me?
46:59Not a secret, Milo.
47:00A surprise.
47:01Kill Benji.
47:02Yeah.
47:03She's always angry.
47:04Kill Benji.
47:04Wow.
47:05I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
47:10You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
47:13Oh my God.
47:14Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
47:20And the truth is...
47:22I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
47:30The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
47:36Holy fuck.
47:38Damn it.
47:39This isn't fair.
47:40So on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing of wedding dresses designed by my love, Delilah.
48:10Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say.
48:29And it is very important.
48:30Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
48:49Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:19Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:33Yes.
49:35What?
49:38Yes.
49:39You will?
49:40I will.
49:41You will?
49:41The clothing was disgusting.
49:57Terrible.
49:58Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
50:02Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
50:05No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:09No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:11Oh, shut up, Sharon.
50:14I now pronounce you husband and wife.
50:21Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love.
50:25But in the end, I learned it's not just about finding love, but loving yourself, your truth, and your joy.
50:34Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
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