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Synopsis. In this mistaken-identity comedy, Chris Calder is a teenage musician who's constantly tormented by his high school's bully, Kurt. In a desperate attempt to thwart him, Chris disguises himself as a girl named Chrissy and becomes a cheerleader.
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00:00:00Hello, welcome to the channel.
00:00:04Welcome to the channel.
00:00:08Welcome to the channel.
00:00:12You are watching the channel.
00:00:16I'm going to be watching the channel.
00:00:20It's for you to watch the channel.
00:00:24Let's get started.
00:00:54Let's get started.
00:01:24Let's get started.
00:01:53Why can't I just dream about Mel Gibson?
00:02:00Dad.
00:02:02Dad.
00:02:02Dad.
00:02:04Dad, I need you to sign something for me.
00:02:09This pen.
00:02:11Dad, I need you to sign this.
00:02:13Here's the paper.
00:02:14Right, Dad, Dad.
00:02:19Lewis.
00:02:20L.
00:02:20No, I know what it is.
00:02:25Thanks, Dad.
00:02:28Chris, what was that?
00:02:30The donor release of giving your organs to science.
00:02:33You are number 81.
00:02:3880 people already applied?
00:02:40That's right.
00:02:41And Mr. Carlson only lets 20 into the music program.
00:02:44When school starts in two weeks, chances are you'll be attending Hamilton again.
00:02:48Next.
00:02:49Wait a sec.
00:02:54I have to last Monday, right?
00:02:55That's right.
00:02:57Well, maybe if I polish this up a little bit.
00:03:00Hey, Dan.
00:03:01Can you show me over the music studio?
00:03:03Yeah.
00:03:04Sure.
00:03:04This is it.
00:03:07It's beautiful.
00:03:09Oh, this is my life.
00:03:11I was born for this stuff, Dan.
00:03:15Oh, she is mine.
00:03:18She is mine.
00:03:20Dan, I really got to do something to make my tape stand out.
00:03:22I need this.
00:03:26That's it.
00:03:27Point toes.
00:03:29Hey, girls, let's try the pyramid.
00:03:32All right?
00:03:32Double stance up first.
00:03:33That's right.
00:03:34Steady.
00:03:35Steady.
00:03:36L stands up.
00:03:37Ready?
00:03:37One, two.
00:03:39Okay, hold it.
00:03:41That's right, girls.
00:03:41Hold it there.
00:03:42Point your toes.
00:03:43Smile, girl.
00:03:45Ow!
00:03:47Don't be such an infant.
00:03:50That's enough.
00:03:57Nice.
00:04:01What are you looking at?
00:04:02You got a good rate.
00:04:07That's my kind of cheer, Dan.
00:04:11Polka favorites?
00:04:12Yeah, it's gonna go real good with James Brown.
00:04:1412 bucks.
00:04:15Well, everybody loves a polka, you know.
00:04:18Ten.
00:04:18Ten.
00:04:29Whoa.
00:04:31Nice to see you, fetus.
00:04:33Now, fetus, let me hear you cry.
00:04:36Hey, hey, hey, back off, Richelieu.
00:04:40We need to talk.
00:04:43Most of us are insignificant some whose lives are of no value.
00:04:48But there are those of us who are like unto gods.
00:04:54Very good.
00:04:56And you must bow to these higher forms of life.
00:04:59I don't see any around here.
00:05:04Perhaps a different perspective?
00:05:06I'm a nice guy, don't you think?
00:05:13Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a nice guy.
00:05:15What feeling?
00:05:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're the Gandhi of the 90s, okay?
00:05:19Yo, Kurt.
00:05:20Babe-a-rama.
00:05:22I'm 3D, no less.
00:05:25Our duty calls.
00:05:27See you later.
00:05:28I'm 3D, no less.
00:05:28Beat it.
00:05:33Oh.
00:05:34Yo, wait for us.
00:05:35Hey, back here.
00:05:35Who the hell was that?
00:05:37Kurt.
00:05:37Kurt.
00:05:39I made the mistake of humiliating him from his computer class.
00:05:43Yeah.
00:05:44He goes to Bentley?
00:05:45Yeah, yeah.
00:05:47All right.
00:05:47So I'm transferring to hell.
00:05:53Oh, man.
00:05:54What about your laundry?
00:06:03They have machines at the dorms.
00:06:05Jump any frat boys yet?
00:06:07Chris, it's only been a week.
00:06:10Chris, what was that paper I signed last week?
00:06:13Oh, the paper?
00:06:13It was, uh, it was nothing, Dad.
00:06:15It's just a transfer request.
00:06:16I'm starting in the music program at Bentley.
00:06:18Slowing down in your old age.
00:06:20I thought we agreed you'd continue in the science program at Hamilton.
00:06:23Look, Dad, science is all right, okay?
00:06:27But you can't dance to it.
00:06:29All right, Dad, look.
00:06:30There's a big winter showcase, all right?
00:06:32The labels, they scout there.
00:06:34Last year, two acts.
00:06:35Two acts, Dad, they got record deals.
00:06:37And if you don't get signed, you've thrown college out the window.
00:06:40Not to mention med school.
00:06:42Dad, look, Julie got into college.
00:06:44Then again, her and the dean...
00:06:45I'm serious, Chris.
00:06:48I'm very disappointed.
00:06:49Hey, man, you got a five bucks I can borrow?
00:07:18Well, no.
00:07:19You know, you don't take direction too well.
00:07:23Hey!
00:07:24Careful, Kay.
00:07:25I think he's enjoying it.
00:07:29Two bucks?
00:07:33What's this?
00:07:36And not a total loss?
00:07:39Give me my tape.
00:07:41You want it?
00:07:43Take it.
00:07:43Dumb sucker.
00:08:03You all right, man?
00:08:05You're bleeding, man.
00:08:06I shouldn't be here with you.
00:08:21I'm accepted into the music program.
00:08:23Hot.
00:08:24Sis, can't you do this with one of your girlfriends or something?
00:08:27No.
00:08:29They tell me I look good even when I don't,
00:08:31just so they look better.
00:08:31Well?
00:08:34Well, you look good.
00:08:37Honest opinion.
00:08:40Honestly?
00:08:41You look like a giant tie.
00:08:44You do.
00:08:46Tim.
00:08:56It's him.
00:08:59Let's get him.
00:09:16hey
00:09:20hello operator
00:09:27could you get me through to the police
00:09:29how dare you
00:09:44sorry my uh
00:09:47friend was uh dropped as a child
00:09:49chris
00:10:00oh what a fabulous
00:10:02outfit
00:10:03yes it does have a certain
00:10:06je ne sais quoi
00:10:07oh give it to me
00:10:09gotcha
00:10:20not i
00:10:22good game lou
00:10:24yeah well next monday jean
00:10:26you cleaned them out huh
00:10:27you betcha
00:10:28dad i need to talk to you
00:10:30sure chris
00:10:31what's wrong dear
00:10:32i'm not you mom
00:10:34it's guy stuff
00:10:35guy stuff
00:10:37the best way to get rid of a bully
00:10:40is to stand up and fight him
00:10:41even if you lose
00:10:42he'll respect you
00:10:43and leave you alone
00:10:44they're saying i should fight him
00:10:46lord no
00:10:47you get your butt kicked
00:10:48i'll talk to his parents
00:10:49look dad you don't understand
00:10:50god doesn't have parents okay
00:10:52he was sent from the future
00:10:54to kill me
00:10:55well
00:10:57then i'll talk to him
00:10:58no
00:10:59no way dad
00:11:00i don't want you fighting my battles
00:11:01chris
00:11:01he'll destroy you
00:11:03come on dad
00:11:04give me some credit
00:11:05look at you
00:11:06you've never thrown a punch in your life
00:11:08so what
00:11:09look you could teach me
00:11:10i'm quick
00:11:11all i need is a couple shots in there
00:11:13i'll earn his respect
00:11:14no chris
00:11:15i did not raise you to be some neanderthal's
00:11:17punching bag
00:11:18dad
00:11:19i had no choice
00:11:21dad that's grandma
00:11:28here
00:11:35you could go back to hamilton
00:11:41well quit stalling old man
00:11:43no no no no
00:11:52here here
00:11:53close the shoulder like that
00:11:55that's right
00:11:55toe towards the target like that
00:11:57guard up
00:11:58this one up
00:11:59all right now
00:12:01see what you can do
00:12:03you dropped your guard
00:12:06you dropped your guard
00:12:10keep them up
00:12:17up there
00:12:17that's it
00:12:25that's it
00:12:25yeah
00:12:25yeah
00:12:26yeah
00:12:26yeah
00:12:26i get the point
00:12:30we're trapped
00:12:31i'm not proud of the danger
00:12:32you men finished bonding yet
00:12:49dropped your guard
00:12:51oh miss metcalf
00:13:12people
00:13:14that
00:13:18definitely
00:13:19uh...
00:13:23but
00:13:24uh...
00:13:25here
00:13:27uh...
00:13:32Hey, hey, hey! Let me in!
00:13:53Hey, Dad!
00:13:57Oh, you didn't save me a seat!
00:14:00Later!
00:14:27Hello, sis!
00:14:29What the hell are you doing?
00:14:32Stripes don't go with plaid.
00:14:34This is herringbone.
00:14:35Chris, what the hell is going on?
00:14:39It's the bully, isn't it?
00:14:41Chris, you got it.
00:14:42Sis, I don't need lecture right now, okay?
00:14:44What I do need is a stylist.
00:14:46All right, look at me.
00:14:47Look, sis, all I got to do is get past them at the front doors.
00:14:55Go to a bathroom and change, quick.
00:14:58I'm not dressing too impressed here, you know?
00:15:00Yeah, but you've got to look like a girl, not a hippie with implants.
00:15:04Okay, let's see.
00:15:05Try this.
00:15:06Oh, no way.
00:15:08No, I'm not shaving my legs, no.
00:15:09Oh, relax.
00:15:10We'll just wax them.
00:15:11What?
00:15:14I couldn't even fool Stevie Wonder.
00:15:17Look, guys get turned on by nude mannequins.
00:15:21Anything that moves is date material.
00:15:23You will be just fine.
00:15:25No, no, no.
00:15:26Low and wide, okay?
00:15:28No, I like them high on a girl.
00:15:30Then you like Kleenex because real ones hang low.
00:15:39Jules!
00:15:41I can't believe you did that.
00:15:43Look.
00:15:44Now, Jules, we better test this.
00:15:46You're late as it is.
00:15:48Jules, if Kurt recognizes me, I'm really going to be late, okay?
00:15:52All right, all right, all right.
00:15:55What's up, Dito?
00:16:00Chili dog, big fries, putt aside.
00:16:07Yeah, can I help you, ma'am?
00:16:10Two of these.
00:16:11The chocolate?
00:16:12Yes.
00:16:21It's $1.65.
00:16:25Excuse me.
00:16:31Could you hand me another sweetener?
00:16:34Sure.
00:16:36Thank you, dear.
00:16:38Sure.
00:16:41$1.65?
00:16:45Are you sure you can handle both of those?
00:16:48I've handled bigger.
00:16:57I am jailbait.
00:17:00I am.
00:17:04Is that him?
00:17:06That'd be.
00:17:07Ooh.
00:17:09Well, Jules, it's showtime.
00:17:12No, no, no, no, no.
00:17:13Oh.
00:17:14Down.
00:17:15Right, down.
00:17:17Thanks, sis.
00:17:17All right.
00:17:19Take it easy.
00:17:25Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:27Oh, Julie.
00:17:27Chris dropped this in the donut shop.
00:17:30Looked expensive.
00:17:32But thank you.
00:17:33Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:34Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:35Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:36Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:36Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:37Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:38Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:38Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:38Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:39Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:39Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:40Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:40Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:41Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:41Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:42Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:42Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:43Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:44Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:45Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:46Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:47Oh, hi, Miss Welch.
00:17:48Oh, my God.
00:18:18Hey, don't I know you?
00:18:23Now I remember. You were at the store, right?
00:18:26That's right. The biggest jerk I've ever met.
00:18:31Seeing you're smooth.
00:18:34Give me a week.
00:18:35Oh, uh, well, the girl's bathroom was locked.
00:19:05So I tried the boys. Is there any other bathrooms around here?
00:19:09Downstairs and around the corner. But it is almost class time.
00:19:11What's your name?
00:19:14Kathy. Kathy Reese.
00:19:16You're new.
00:19:22Don't run.
00:19:32Hey, you there. Come here.
00:19:35The class has started, Missy.
00:19:38I know, but I just have to...
00:19:40Your schedule?
00:19:47Guess we're late for the same class. I'm Mr. Carlson.
00:19:50Your music teacher.
00:19:52Hi.
00:19:52It's good to meet you, Chris.
00:19:54Not too many girls have the edge of their music to eat it.
00:19:58Welcome to the Magnet Music Program.
00:20:19We're only 60 school days from the Winter Showcase.
00:20:29So you work now.
00:20:31You work hard.
00:20:33Only excuse for absence is death.
00:20:35And even then, I want you back the next day.
00:20:49Hey.
00:20:52I'm, uh, sorry about the dress story.
00:20:54That's where someone else.
00:20:55Yeah, it happens all the time.
00:20:57I'm Kurt.
00:20:58Look, maybe we could go to Soho.
00:21:02Uh, let me make it up to you.
00:21:04You're not my type, Kurt.
00:21:05It's Kurt.
00:21:07Sure I am.
00:21:07You just don't know yet.
00:21:08I know you better than you think.
00:21:20What are you looking at?
00:21:26Don't give me an ultimatum.
00:21:28I'm not giving you an ultimatum.
00:21:30Oh, you're saying either I sleep with you or it's over.
00:21:34Maybe I'm missing something.
00:21:35Either I'm right for you or I'm not.
00:21:39Well, don't put words in my mouth.
00:21:43Marie, I'd really like to wait around for you, okay?
00:21:45But I can't.
00:21:47I am not gonna fall for this.
00:21:50I'm waiting right here until you come out.
00:21:53Excuse me.
00:21:55What are you looking at?
00:22:03You okay?
00:22:03Yeah, I'm fine.
00:22:07I heard what that guy said to you.
00:22:09What a jerk.
00:22:11No, he's not the jerk.
00:22:12I'm the jerk.
00:22:14What do you mean?
00:22:16Look, I really don't want to talk about it, okay?
00:22:19Is he still out there?
00:22:21Want me to check?
00:22:22He's still lurking about.
00:22:30Damn.
00:22:32You want me to distract him while you escape?
00:22:35Yeah, would you?
00:22:37Sure.
00:22:41John, I'm Chrissy.
00:22:43Come talk to me.
00:22:44Come on, John.
00:22:47Marie is willing to continue the conversation
00:22:49as long as you agree to a few demands.
00:22:51That's all.
00:22:54Which are?
00:22:55Which are?
00:22:56Stop raising your voice.
00:22:58What?
00:22:58Me?
00:22:59Second of all, you gotta listen more.
00:23:01Your attention span, it's all over the place, John.
00:23:03Well, she said that.
00:23:07Hey, look.
00:23:07See, you're doing it again.
00:23:09Here you go.
00:23:11You gotta relax.
00:23:12It's okay.
00:23:13I'm a girl, I know.
00:23:14Just be calm.
00:23:15Everything will be okay.
00:23:16All right.
00:23:17I'm sorry.
00:23:18I just want an answer, okay?
00:23:20Okay.
00:23:20Just an answer.
00:23:22You stay here, okay?
00:23:22Okay.
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00:23:32Okay.
00:23:32John, everything seems to be okay.
00:23:44She'll be out in a minute.
00:23:46It was nice talking to you.
00:23:52Thanks.
00:23:52That was really great.
00:23:53Oh, it's a pleasure.
00:23:55This is my first day here.
00:23:56Anything you can tell me about Bentley?
00:23:58Yeah, well, you should watch out for a homicidal cheerleader.
00:24:02You?
00:24:03No, Lynn.
00:24:04She's our pep captain.
00:24:05She dated John for a while before I was even a glimmer, so she kind of blames me for
00:24:09his...
00:24:10Better judgment?
00:24:12I'm Marie Stark.
00:24:14Hi.
00:24:15Chris Carlton.
00:24:16So, I just transferred here.
00:24:18Did you like being at your beer?
00:24:19Oh, yeah.
00:24:20I love it.
00:24:21It's the closest thing the school's got to a dance class.
00:24:24They dumped all their money in those computers and that stupid music program.
00:24:27So, why'd you transfer?
00:24:30The stupid music program.
00:24:32Oh.
00:24:33So, what's your next class?
00:24:39Jim.
00:24:40Jim.
00:24:41Uh, take it easy, Marie.
00:24:56Is Dan Holmes here?
00:25:00Uh, I'm Dan.
00:25:03Dan, I need you.
00:25:05I need a fake doctor's note.
00:25:27No, you need a real doctor's note, pal.
00:25:29I'll explain later, okay?
00:25:30Write me up a note.
00:25:39I met her, Dan.
00:25:41And she's beautiful.
00:25:42I'm gonna be her best friend.
00:25:44Yeah, wait, wait.
00:25:45I'm gonna get back up.
00:25:46You coming back tomorrow dressed like this, man?
00:25:49Oh, no, of course not.
00:25:50No, I'd never wear the same outfit, uh, two days in a row.
00:25:52Uh, uh, uh.
00:25:53Aw, I see.
00:25:54You're crazy, man.
00:25:55Dan, Dan, Dan, listen to me.
00:25:57Everybody in the music program thinks I'm a girl.
00:25:59So it's either I stay in drag or I quit.
00:26:03Now, if I become best friends with Marie, I'll figure out what she likes in a guy.
00:26:10Man, that's spying.
00:26:12Forget about it.
00:26:12Which one's Miss Glatt?
00:26:14See, there, the hot one over there.
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:17All right.
00:26:21Hey, where are you going?
00:26:22She knows, Dan.
00:26:24She's seen me before.
00:26:25She saw right through me.
00:26:27Cut in class.
00:26:27Mr. Calder, uh, this is Bentley High.
00:26:31You're, uh, daughter cut class today.
00:26:35That's right.
00:26:36Your daughter, Chris?
00:26:41Well, Kathy, this says your name is Chris.
00:26:44Chris Calder.
00:26:46Any particular reason why you lied to me this morning?
00:26:49It's just habit.
00:26:50Well, Pinocchio, this also says you're a boy.
00:26:55You lie about that as well?
00:26:59Why aren't you in uniform?
00:27:01Asthma.
00:27:02I have a note.
00:27:03Then you'll pull this week's locker room duty.
00:27:15Today you can mop the showers.
00:27:16Oh, it's so good.
00:27:18I have to go to the bathroom.
00:27:30Chris?
00:27:45Dad.
00:27:46Well, how'd it go?
00:27:48Well, we, uh, we had a little bit of a scuffle.
00:27:51He got the message, though.
00:27:52He got it really pretty clean.
00:27:54Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
00:27:56Yeah, it turns out, uh, Kurt has a glass jaw.
00:27:58One punch, boom, out like a candle.
00:28:00Let me see your hand.
00:28:02There.
00:28:03The other hand.
00:28:07There.
00:28:09Ooh.
00:28:09Huh?
00:28:10Is it stiff?
00:28:11A little.
00:28:12I can still play, though.
00:28:14I didn't think you had it in you.
00:28:17I'm proud of you, son.
00:28:18Thanks, Dad.
00:28:19Thanks.
00:28:19I kept my guard up.
00:28:20Hey.
00:28:21Hey.
00:28:22Boom.
00:28:23Boom.
00:28:23Boom.
00:28:23Boom.
00:28:26I was terrified, Dan.
00:28:32I mean, there was flesh to the left of me.
00:28:34There was flesh to the right of me.
00:28:36It was touching me, Dad.
00:28:37It was rubbing up against me.
00:28:39It was crashing down on me.
00:28:41I mean, a mirror skirt between their hands and the truth.
00:28:45You know?
00:28:46It was awful, Dan.
00:28:47It was just awful.
00:28:49I mean, it was...
00:28:51It was the best moment of my life, Dan.
00:28:53Chris, this is all going to come crashing down in your head.
00:28:58Yeah, I know.
00:28:59You're right.
00:28:59Okay.
00:29:00Keep going.
00:29:00But imagine.
00:29:02Just imagine being under a pileup of sweaty, slippery women.
00:29:06Huh?
00:29:06Okay, let's start the routine.
00:29:07Slippery.
00:29:08Slippery.
00:29:16Five, six, seven.
00:29:17That's a smile.
00:29:23Chin up.
00:29:28Slide.
00:29:29Five, six, seven, eight.
00:29:33Look happy, girls.
00:29:38Let's have some commitment here.
00:29:40Up, hop.
00:29:53Down.
00:29:57That's it.
00:30:06Down.
00:30:09Fight.
00:30:10please girls try to pay attention to the choreography let's try it again shall we
00:30:16okay girls from the top great you're great how come everybody else forgot to do the splits
00:30:25oh brain damage is my bet chris why don't you sign up me cheerleader no no way oh come on
00:30:34Lynn's not contagious you won't catch it no I'm just I'm not a very good dancer well I'll teach you
00:30:41well that's all right oh come on you'll have a great weekend at cheerleading camp not cheerleading
00:30:47camp yeah it's at Western State so we all get together and make up new routines before we
00:30:52elect a pep captain well you and I could share a room you'll have a miserable time okay I'll do it
00:30:58I'll do it I'm warning you now I'm gonna need a lot of tutoring where do I sign up Lynn
00:31:03five six seven eight and step one two three four five six seven eight step two three four five six
00:31:15seven eight and that two three four five six seven eight and one two three four five six seven eight
00:31:25dance lift okay girls it's enough for today same time tomorrow tomorrow come on you need to work on
00:31:34your flexibility here give me your hands quick practice routine tonight oh I got a study I have an algebra
00:31:43test I'm really good in math well consider it a down payment on dance lessons okay great
00:31:55mom this is Chris call me Emma I've made some munchies now don't be shy if you want some more just
00:32:03help yourself it's in the fridge yo sis John's on the phone sis you okay excuse me yeah I must have
00:32:15been handsome Paul but I'll be fine I thought I strained it all out John's waiting oh I'll be right
00:32:21back okay don't just sit there introduce yourself actually we've already met oh how nice I better get
00:32:28going if I'm going to make that PTA meeting so Chrissy dating anybody don't you ever let up never
00:32:40are you why you like girls course I do I only ever see you with guys what happens between me and the
00:32:49ladies I keep a secret you interested read this he always hit on your friends unfortunately Curtis blow
00:33:00blow yeah blow I know when I'm out wanted I doubt it
00:33:05sorry that's okay guys are like that Chris have you ever slept with a guy no well I mean not really
00:33:21I've been tempted the usual well what do you want your first time to be like
00:33:26special with someone special that special someone gosh you sound like a song
00:33:34what do you want the setting to be like a bed where here what oh sorry I I uh I don't have much of
00:33:46an imagination well I do so obviously you've spent some time thinking about this well well John hasn't
00:33:57really given me any choice what would you do if you were in a great relationship that was being
00:34:02forced to commit to something deeper by having sex well I assume this relationship has warmth
00:34:10honesty yeah shared experiences and now you want to know if all this because of his base ugly deceitful
00:34:25dark primitive secret yearnings is is being used to manipulate you into doing something you'll regret
00:34:31well not exactly I just don't know if he's the right guy well then you're just gonna have to start
00:34:40looking for the right guy and looking is a risk you never know Marie I mean the right guy could be
00:34:47closer than you imagine thanks for helping me with my math Chris I'll see you tomorrow good night good night
00:34:55now Kurt you'd look more manly with your shirt collar up okay
00:35:02you keep your hands off of her do you understand I don't want you screwing up this friendship
00:35:13Marie I would never
00:35:16never
00:35:19you
00:35:30you
00:35:32you
00:35:34you
00:35:36you
00:35:38you
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00:36:09you
00:36:11you
00:36:13you
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00:36:45you
00:37:11Dan.
00:37:13Oh, buddy, you look like I feel.
00:37:17Yeah, Kurt.
00:37:19He said he wanted to know where the cockroach lived.
00:37:21Dan, I'm sorry.
00:37:23Hey, you didn't, uh, tell him.
00:37:25Well, I should've.
00:37:27How was your date, huh?
00:37:29He's, uh, he's her brother.
00:37:31What? Yeah.
00:37:33Aw, you're really neat, man.
00:37:35I mean, he'll slaughter you when he finds out you're after his sister.
00:37:39Hey, maybe not.
00:37:41Come on, baby.
00:37:43Oh, yeah.
00:37:45Give me this.
00:37:47Well, it looks bozo, dude.
00:37:49Yeah, Frankie.
00:37:51I'll see you, man.
00:37:53Hi, Kurt.
00:37:55I didn't see you here. I'm just going to practice.
00:37:57Can I watch?
00:37:59Sure, if you want.
00:38:01That's a sharp collar.
00:38:03You ever think about a bow tie?
00:38:05Mmm.
00:38:09Okay, it's great. You can take ten.
00:38:21Kurt, would you mind?
00:38:23That's the third time.
00:38:25Everything you use in a pen?
00:38:27You know, Kurt, I'm concerned about you.
00:38:29All you ever do anymore is hanging with guys, and now I know you like dominating them physically.
00:38:39I think about it. Do you like contact sports?
00:38:43No way.
00:38:45So what if I do?
00:38:47Oh, it means you like touching other men.
00:38:49Oh, no way.
00:38:51Then why dump Dan in the trash?
00:38:53It was Frank.
00:38:55I tried to stop him.
00:38:57Yeah, I've heard that about Frank.
00:38:59What?
00:39:01Aggression compensates for a feeling of inadequacy.
00:39:05If a guy always beats up on people, I mean...
00:39:09Is, uh...
00:39:11Hmm?
00:39:13Dag, I chipped a nail.
00:39:17Well, like I said, it wasn't my idea.
00:39:21Kurt, you have no idea how glad that makes me.
00:39:25Maybe you should apologize.
00:39:27I'm serious.
00:39:29But for me...
00:39:31I can't believe it.
00:39:32I mean, the android actually apologized to me.
00:39:34You see that?
00:39:35I showed the guy a little leg.
00:39:37He turns into... into Jell-O.
00:39:39Damn, I'm good.
00:39:41I'm so glad that makes me.
00:39:43I'm so glad that makes me.
00:39:45Maybe you should apologize.
00:39:47I'm serious.
00:39:49But for me...
00:39:51I can't believe it.
00:39:53I mean, the android actually apologized to me.
00:39:54I'm good.
00:39:58Or not.
00:40:00Go, go, go, go.
00:40:01Split up.
00:40:02Yeah, let's do it, man.
00:40:04Let's do it.
00:40:06Let's do it.
00:40:12Let's do it.
00:40:13Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:40:15Let's do it, please.
00:40:17Yeah!
00:40:19Yeah!
00:40:21Come on, Jules, I'm serious.
00:40:35How do I fix Kurt?
00:40:37I wouldn't know.
00:40:39You would.
00:40:40How'd you fix Mitch?
00:40:42Well...
00:40:43What exactly do you want to do?
00:40:45What I want to do is turn Kurt into a non-violent, sensitive guy who'll do my bidding for me.
00:40:51You mean emasculate him?
00:40:53Well, if you want to get technical, yeah.
00:40:56Well, write this down because I'm only gonna say it once.
00:40:59Hey, how'd you like my songs?
00:41:00Well, they were good.
00:41:01A couple really didn't have any soul.
00:41:02Soul?
00:41:03You know, like sincerity.
00:41:04I want to be able to feel it.
00:41:05I want to be able to feel it.
00:41:06You make it a shot too hot though.
00:41:07Never do ya, never do oh.
00:41:08I know you love him.
00:41:09I'm a man.
00:41:10You make it a shot too hot though.
00:41:15What the fuck, huh?
00:41:16I'm feeling good.
00:41:19Oh God.
00:41:20You got no...
00:41:25I'm feeling good.
00:41:26You make it a shot too hot though.
00:41:28You make it a shot too hot though.
00:41:30You make it a shot too hot though.
00:41:31Never do you, never do oh.
00:41:32You got no...
00:41:33John Penn, a great evening at the beach. He's got a gorgeous room with a view and
00:41:39everything. It's gonna be so perfect and I owe it all to you. Me? Yeah, I mean you're
00:41:46the one that reminded me that the perfect eye is probably closer than I
00:41:49imagined. Oh, but then you don't have a ride home, huh? How about if I give you my
00:41:55car keys? Oh, no, that's okay. I'll catch a lift. You are so great, Chris. Thanks
00:42:03again. I can't believe this. Oh, God. I'm sorry. What are you looking at?
00:42:27Hey, Chrissy. I didn't know you were here. Okay.
00:42:33Why don't you get us a table? I just don't think you've got what I'm looking
00:42:40for, Kurt. You're looking for someone who can contain himself, who can control
00:42:46himself. Oh, I forgot to tell you I'm a very demanding girl. Your demand is my
00:42:52wish. Okay. Stop beating people up for two weeks.
00:42:58Why? Someone who changed like that for me, I can really open up to it. You're
00:43:05serious. Okay.
00:43:11How about a preview?
00:43:14No previews. Just many attractions. It's getting late. So I'll take you home.
00:43:18No, thank you. Oh, I'm supposed to change for you, but you won't get in my car. I'm afraid
00:43:27if you're driving, Kurt. So you can drive.
00:43:32You're in my car.
00:43:33No, thank you.
00:43:42Oh, thank you.
00:43:58Kurt, stop it.
00:44:08Okay, Chrissy.
00:44:10It's all about control.
00:44:12Yeah, and obviously you don't have any.
00:44:14I do.
00:44:16Do you?
00:44:25Are you ticklish?
00:44:28No.
00:44:30I'm sure you are.
00:44:32I just have to find a man.
00:44:35Kurt, don't.
00:44:42We got it.
00:44:51Chris, you distracted me.
00:44:54We got it.
00:45:16We got it.
00:45:19I'm sorry Kurt, I'm allergic to tongue.
00:45:49Hey, yo, Caleb, what's the word, man?
00:46:04The word Holmes is multiple.
00:46:08How many times, G?
00:46:10Seriously?
00:46:11Let's just say it's time to rotate the tires on the love machine.
00:46:15And he said you begged for a lifetime hookup to the Kurt channel.
00:46:26How could he say a thing like that?
00:46:28What a pig.
00:46:30I better straighten him out.
00:46:32So I think we better rehearse at your house tonight.
00:46:36My house?
00:46:38Yeah, I mean, you don't want to be around Kurt.
00:46:40Right.
00:46:41Well, it's Monday, right?
00:46:43That's 8 o'clock sound.
00:46:45Okay.
00:46:45Okay, 8 o'clock, my house.
00:46:47By the way, how was it with you and John last night?
00:46:51Oh, it was difficult.
00:46:53Not exactly what I expected, but I guess everything's okay.
00:46:58I'm very happy for you.
00:47:01All right, see you later.
00:47:11Kurt.
00:47:13Oh, hi, Chrissy.
00:47:14Could we be alone?
00:47:16Sure.
00:47:20Come on, pay up.
00:47:21Five bucks, man.
00:47:27I'm sorry, Chrissy.
00:47:29I didn't mean to hurt you.
00:47:30No, you didn't mean for me to find out.
00:47:32I was really starting to let you, Kurt.
00:47:34All right?
00:47:35I was going to forget about waiting the whole two weeks,
00:47:37but now, now you could just forget it.
00:47:40I'm sorry, Chrissy.
00:47:41It was a mistake.
00:47:42Can't you give me another chance?
00:47:44We could have had something really special, Kurt.
00:47:47Goodbye.
00:47:48Goodbye.
00:47:51I'm sorry.
00:47:52I'm sorry.
00:47:53I'm sorry.
00:47:53I'm sorry.
00:47:53I'm sorry.
00:47:54I'm sorry.
00:47:54I'm sorry.
00:47:54I'm sorry.
00:47:55I'm sorry.
00:47:55I'm sorry.
00:47:55I'm sorry.
00:47:56I'm sorry.
00:47:56I'm sorry.
00:47:57I'm sorry.
00:47:57I'm sorry.
00:47:57I'm sorry.
00:47:57I'm sorry.
00:47:58I'm sorry.
00:47:58I'm sorry.
00:47:58I'm sorry.
00:47:59I'm sorry.
00:47:59I'm sorry.
00:47:59I'm sorry.
00:47:59I'm sorry.
00:48:00I'm sorry.
00:48:00I'm sorry.
00:48:01I'm sorry.
00:48:01I'm sorry.
00:48:01I'm sorry.
00:48:02I'm sorry.
00:48:02I'm sorry.
00:48:02I'm sorry.
00:48:03I'm sorry.
00:48:03I don't know.
00:48:33You and I should talk.
00:48:42My office.
00:48:47Do you mind waiting, Tony? I'm talking with a student.
00:48:51Another SAT stress case.
00:48:53A little more serious.
00:48:54I think she's having problems with her sexual identity.
00:48:58I'll be down as soon as I can.
00:49:00Okay.
00:49:03There's no need to be nervous.
00:49:08I'm not nervous.
00:49:10I'm not here to judge you, Chris.
00:49:14But when I see this going on, I have to do something.
00:49:19I see what going on?
00:49:20I think you know what I'm talking about.
00:49:23I do?
00:49:24I think we both knew since your first day here.
00:49:28No one else has put it together yet.
00:49:30They will soon.
00:49:32Trust me.
00:49:33The signs are clear.
00:49:35They are?
00:49:39The way you look at girls.
00:49:41The way it affects you.
00:49:43These things stick out.
00:49:46They do?
00:49:48Like a sore thumb.
00:49:50I knew it.
00:49:52I knew you knew.
00:49:53Oh, God.
00:49:54My life's over.
00:49:54You told my parents, didn't you?
00:49:56Relax, Chris.
00:49:57Nothing leaves this room.
00:49:58You have my ward.
00:50:00Really?
00:50:01I mean, I don't have to go to jail?
00:50:02Don't be ridiculous.
00:50:04I want to help you.
00:50:06You do?
00:50:08Really?
00:50:09That's horrible.
00:50:12Living a lie?
00:50:14I mean, every time people look at you, you think, can they tell?
00:50:18People can be so judgmental.
00:50:20I hate you all wrong, Miss G.
00:50:24I thought you'd be furious.
00:50:26I mean, if I had a boy dressing up as a girl in one of my classes, I mean, I'd go ballistic,
00:50:31you know?
00:50:32You're a boy.
00:50:36I'm a what?
00:50:36You said if you had a boy dressed as a girl in your class, you...
00:50:39Just for instance, I mean, it was purely hypothetical.
00:50:43I was...
00:50:43You are a boy.
00:50:46No.
00:50:46No, no.
00:50:47It's my hairdresser.
00:50:48He hates me.
00:50:49I have to tell the principal.
00:50:51We suck a face so nothing leaves this room.
00:50:53I thought you were gay, not auditioning for La Casuale Faux.
00:50:56Oh, son, you are judging me.
00:50:57You're punishing me for not being gay.
00:50:59Chris!
00:51:01What is going on?
00:51:03The truth.
00:51:05Now.
00:51:07The truth.
00:51:08I can't stand it anymore.
00:51:10I can't trust anybody.
00:51:11I can't confine on anybody.
00:51:13Each move I make, it gets me deeper and deeper.
00:51:16It's like a noose tightening around my neck.
00:51:21When did this start?
00:51:23I was 11.
00:51:30You know, puberty.
00:51:35At first, I mean, it was just a panty thing.
00:51:40Pure fetish.
00:51:43And then my family, they went out of town and...
00:51:45I tried one of my sister's dresses on.
00:51:48I felt sides of me I've never felt before.
00:51:50Do your parents know?
00:51:53Lord, no.
00:51:54I mean, if they found out, I wouldn't know what to do.
00:51:56It's okay, Chris.
00:51:58You just have to work out these feelings.
00:52:02Have you considered therapy?
00:52:05Oh, no.
00:52:05No, I couldn't afford that.
00:52:07I counsel a number of students here.
00:52:09Kids just like you.
00:52:11Well, not just like you.
00:52:14Would you?
00:52:16That's what I'm here for.
00:52:17You swear you won't tell anyone.
00:52:20I swear.
00:52:22But you have to meet with me every day.
00:52:24And, of course, no more going into the girls' locker room.
00:52:28No more shower duty?
00:52:30Well, no, it's just I like to be helpful, that's all.
00:52:40Thanks, Miss Gladden.
00:52:41Really.
00:52:42Really.
00:52:42Really.
00:52:47You think I'm attractive?
00:52:51Chris, it's what's inside that counts.
00:52:56You're so right.
00:53:02I love you, Cologne.
00:53:06Well, Kurt, how would you like it if some guy was telling everyone that you and he did it?
00:53:11Oh, God, no.
00:53:12Yeah, well, what's the difference?
00:53:16You think Chrissy likes being called a slut?
00:53:21Hello?
00:53:23Oh, hi, John.
00:53:28Yeah, I'm sitting down.
00:53:31What's wrong?
00:53:34Yeah, well, I thought you understood.
00:53:39Fine.
00:53:40Fine.
00:53:42I'm sitting down.
00:53:43There's a few shit.
00:53:44I'm sitting down.
00:53:56Chris?
00:54:04Chris?
00:54:08I don't know.
00:54:10I don't know.
00:54:11Chris?
00:54:12Yeah.
00:54:13Mom.
00:54:14Stop what you're doing.
00:54:15We're going out.
00:54:16Chris, where were you?
00:54:17I was making reservations at the Cheesecake Place for my treat.
00:54:18Oh, that's very nice of you, Chris.
00:54:19I figure, you know, I haven't seen you guys too much lately.
00:54:33Hello?
00:54:34Hey, Dan, what's up?
00:54:39Ah, that was tonight, wasn't it?
00:54:42Ah, I forgot.
00:54:44No, no, no, we're still on.
00:54:45Eight o'clock.
00:54:46Bye.
00:54:47Mom, Dad, uh, changing plans.
00:54:51I forgot I have to help Dan with his math.
00:54:54Well, can't you cancel?
00:54:55I wish I could, but I can't.
00:54:56There's a test tomorrow.
00:54:58You guys go on without me.
00:55:00All right, Chris.
00:55:02Sure?
00:55:03Okay.
00:55:04Sorry, Mom.
00:55:09Since when did you shave for Dan?
00:55:12You blinded your father with Cheesecake, but it's clear to me you're trying to get rid of us.
00:55:18All right, Mom, look, I'm having a girl over at eight o'clock, okay?
00:55:22Well, why didn't you say so?
00:55:24Why?
00:55:25Because you and Dad tell me I can't have girls over when you're out.
00:55:27Oh, that.
00:55:28Well, I'd rather have her here than off in some car or somewhere.
00:55:32Although I do remember one time and abuse it.
00:55:35Anyway, don't take it too seriously.
00:55:39You've got plenty of time to settle down.
00:55:41Mom.
00:55:42I thought it would last a lot longer if everyone just took a little bit more time dating.
00:55:47Here.
00:55:51Wait.
00:55:52You're sixteen.
00:55:56Mom.
00:55:57I'll get rid of your father.
00:56:05Hi, Mr. Calder.
00:56:06Is Chris here?
00:56:08Yes, as a matter of fact, come in.
00:56:12Chris, you have a visitor.
00:56:19I'm sorry, your name is?
00:56:20Marie.
00:56:21Marie.
00:56:23Could I get you something to drink?
00:56:24Oh, no, I'm fine, thanks.
00:56:27Popsicle?
00:56:28No.
00:56:29Thanks.
00:56:42Chris!
00:56:43So, are you Chris's girlfriend?
00:56:44Yeah.
00:56:45Hmm.
00:56:46Isn't that nice?
00:56:48Chris!
00:56:49Oh, Norma, this is Chris's new girlfriend, Marie.
00:56:50Oh.
00:56:51Oh, pleased to meet you.
00:56:52Hi.
00:56:53Lewis, we're going to be late.
00:56:54Oh, we have a guest.
00:56:55So, how did you two meet?
00:56:56Oh, at school.
00:56:57I was in the girls' bathroom hiding from my boyfriend.
00:56:58Hi.
00:56:59Hi.
00:57:00Sorry, I was just exfoliating.
00:57:01Come on, let me show you my room.
00:57:02Nice to meet you.
00:57:03Hi.
00:57:04Nice to meet you.
00:57:05Hello.
00:57:06Nice to meet you.
00:57:07Nice to meet you.
00:57:08Thanks.
00:57:09Oh, man.
00:57:10I'm very good.
00:57:11How am I?
00:57:12Bye.
00:57:13Love you, everyone.
00:57:14I'm not happy.
00:57:15No, we'll be in for out.
00:57:17Okay.
00:57:18Very good.
00:57:19Hey, everybody.
00:57:20See you.
00:57:22I'm looking out in the girls' bathroom hiding from my boyfriend.
00:57:23Uh-huh.
00:57:24Oh.
00:57:25Oh.
00:57:26Oh, yes, no, no, no.
00:57:27Oh, you've got a good idea.
00:57:28No, I'm looking out.
00:57:29You've got a good idea.
00:57:30Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:57:31You know you're not allowed to have girls over while we're out.
00:57:43Dad, I had no idea she was gonna be here.
00:57:45I'll bet.
00:57:46Go put some clothes on.
00:57:47Okay.
00:57:48In the laundry room.
00:57:54Don't make such an issue out of it.
00:57:56Who knows the rule?
00:57:57I'm sure I'll be responsible.
00:57:59Besides, I'd really like to go out.
00:58:01Hi, kids.
00:58:07Oh, hi.
00:58:08Hi, I'm Marie.
00:58:10Oh, hi, I'm Julie.
00:58:16You realize we'll have to stay home now.
00:58:18But what is that, Dad?
00:58:20Nothing's gonna happen.
00:58:21I promise.
00:58:22Mom.
00:58:23Louis, he won't learn to be an adult unless we treat him like one.
00:58:27That's right, Dad.
00:58:28All right.
00:58:29But only because Julie's home.
00:58:30Don't disappoint me, Chris.
00:58:31Julie.
00:58:32Julie.
00:58:33Julie.
00:58:34Julie.
00:58:35Julie.
00:58:36Julie.
00:58:37Julie.
00:58:38Julie.
00:58:39Julie.
00:58:40Julie.
00:58:41I'm sorry, my...
00:58:42Shh.
00:58:43You know, I just thought he was better than that.
00:58:46He just said what I wanted to hear.
00:58:47Just forget him.
00:58:48What happened?
00:58:49Nothing.
00:58:50Well, obviously something happened.
00:58:51This is what happened.
00:58:52Nothing.
00:58:53I didn't sleep with him and now it's over.
00:58:54There are lots of guys who will love you and wait for the right time.
00:58:59Gosh, I wish I had a sister.
00:59:00So do I.
00:59:01I mean, at school with me.
00:59:02Chris.
00:59:03Excuse me.
00:59:04Chris.
00:59:05Excuse me.
00:59:06Chris.
00:59:07It's us.
00:59:08Come on, Dad.
00:59:09Here we go.
00:59:10Dad.
00:59:11Mom.
00:59:12I thought you guys left.
00:59:13Where's the girl?
00:59:14She's in talking with Jules.
00:59:15Uh, yeah?
00:59:16She's in talking with Jules.
00:59:21Uh, yeah.
00:59:42I'm sorry, I doubted you.
00:59:48It's okay.
00:59:55The guys are just so hung up on the physical.
00:59:58Chris could tell you some stories about that, couldn't you, Chris?
01:00:02Yeah, sure.
01:00:03Once there was this guy who thought blowing in my ear really turned me on.
01:00:09It was like dating an airport.
01:00:10Why do we put up with it?
01:00:14To get babies.
01:00:16Speaking of which, has Chris ever showed you any baby pictures?
01:00:19No.
01:00:21There is this one that is so cute.
01:00:23All Chris is wearing is our dad's hat and nothing else.
01:00:26I know it's in here somewhere.
01:00:27Here it is.
01:00:27Jules, don't.
01:00:28Come on, Chris, I'd love to see.
01:00:30You grouch.
01:00:32Excuse me a second.
01:00:36Jules, what are you doing?
01:00:38Chris, I could have told her.
01:00:40That's true.
01:00:42Why didn't you?
01:00:45Because I love my little sister.
01:00:53Come on, let's do a routine from today.
01:00:55Come on.
01:00:55You're driving me right out of my mind now.
01:01:00It's gotta be desperation.
01:01:03Can't be on my way.
01:01:04Well, I'm thinking about you.
01:01:07See that feels like I can't find you.
01:01:11Can't make no gain.
01:01:13Tell my vision to get down the trail.
01:01:16Yeah, that's it.
01:01:17Tell me like I'd like to give and take it.
01:01:19You want a Dutch Halloween party?
01:01:21Yeah, are you?
01:01:22I would miss it.
01:01:24Ready?
01:01:29See Chrissy?
01:01:32No.
01:01:34Where's your costume?
01:01:35It's under my clothes.
01:01:36You want to go upstairs?
01:01:37I'll show it to you.
01:01:39Yeah, great.
01:01:41Are you sure you're not going to be able to make it?
01:01:44Okay, Chrissy, I hope you feel better.
01:01:46I like it.
01:01:46Okay, goodnight.
01:01:48Oh, Chris!
01:01:49Yeah, don't forget to tell your dad to call my mom about the blood drive, okay?
01:01:52Yeah.
01:01:53Okay, goodnight.
01:01:54Pants.
01:02:20Yeah.
01:02:20I guess the sessions with Miss Glad are working, huh?
01:02:23Tell you something, Dan, the way things are going, I almost feel like I need to dress up as a girl.
01:02:27Well, if the skirt fits.
01:02:29No, worse than that.
01:02:30She wants me to bring my parents into the sessions.
01:02:33No.
01:02:33Yeah.
01:02:36Get down.
01:02:40Get down.
01:02:48One, two, three.
01:02:49Oh, hey.
01:02:51Good evening, honey.
01:02:53Do I know you?
01:02:54Yes, you do.
01:02:55And I know you.
01:02:56You have a great imagination.
01:03:00Give me a break.
01:03:01Hey, Maria, have you seen Chrissy?
01:03:03Yeah, she's home sick.
01:03:05And I got all dressed up.
01:03:06Maria, wait a second.
01:03:08Hey, man.
01:03:10She'll only break your heart.
01:03:12How's that?
01:03:13She's a woman.
01:03:14It's her job.
01:03:15Have you had your heart broken lately?
01:03:18Me?
01:03:19Never.
01:03:20Too smart for him.
01:03:23Hey, I heard about this girl with Chrissy.
01:03:25She's a real hot number.
01:03:27Chrissy.
01:03:28Yeah, I knew that one.
01:03:32You like her?
01:03:34Okay, you can tell me.
01:03:39Yeah.
01:03:40Yeah.
01:03:41Think about it when she's not around.
01:03:43You know, wondering what she's thinking.
01:03:45Yeah.
01:03:46Thinking that if she got to know you better, she'd like you, right?
01:03:51Yeah.
01:03:53I hate to tell you, pal.
01:03:54You are in love.
01:03:59No.
01:03:59Yes, yes, relax, relax.
01:04:01What do I do?
01:04:02You got to tell her how you feel.
01:04:04Get out of here.
01:04:05I'm telling you, look, women groove on that kind of stuff.
01:04:12I couldn't.
01:04:13I'm telling you, she won't be able to resist you.
01:04:15Believe me, take it from me.
01:04:16I know.
01:04:17Yeah?
01:04:18Yeah.
01:04:20Yeah.
01:04:21Yeah.
01:04:22All right, thanks a lot.
01:04:24It's a pleasure.
01:04:25All right, happy Halloween.
01:04:26You too.
01:04:29Dave, how's it going?
01:04:33Is this the call to residence?
01:04:39Yes, it is.
01:04:40Good.
01:04:44Is Chris home?
01:04:46Chris is out for the evening.
01:04:50Really?
01:04:50I guess I'll leave these here, then.
01:05:01Thanks, Mr. Calder.
01:05:02Who are the flowers for?
01:05:15Julie, could you take care of them?
01:05:18I don't feel well.
01:05:19Chris, I'm sorry about Friday night.
01:05:36Next time, I'll keep my hands to myself.
01:05:40I love Kurt.
01:05:40I love Kurt.
01:05:47Oh, Chrissy.
01:05:48Oh, Chrissy.
01:05:50Christopher.
01:05:58Please say he's jumping her.
01:06:00Chris, did you have a minute?
01:06:07Yeah, sure, Dad.
01:06:09What's up?
01:06:10How are things with Marie?
01:06:17Have you slept with her?
01:06:19Dad.
01:06:24Chris, do you...
01:06:27Um, are you gay?
01:06:33What?
01:06:33It's okay if you are.
01:06:34I mean, I'd understand.
01:06:36Wait, Dad.
01:06:37Dad, what are you talking about?
01:06:38Uh, boy, uh, brought you flowers.
01:06:43I shouldn't have read the note, but...
01:06:45Please, Chris, you can trust me.
01:06:52It's a joke, Dad.
01:06:58It's what it is.
01:06:58It's just a joke.
01:07:00This is the same boy that's been...
01:07:01That's been bugging me since the start of school.
01:07:03Now he's trying to get me in trouble with you.
01:07:05That's all.
01:07:08So...
01:07:08There's nothing going on between you and Kurt?
01:07:12Dad!
01:07:13I mean, he still harasses me at school, but...
01:07:15But like a romance?
01:07:16Please.
01:07:19I thought you cleaned his clock.
01:07:21I did.
01:07:22I did clean his clock.
01:07:24You should have disinfected it.
01:07:25I mean, Dad, he vandalizes my locker.
01:07:28I mean, he writes stuff on the bathroom walls.
01:07:31I mean, sissy stuff.
01:07:32You know, that's the problem.
01:07:33It's sissy stuff.
01:07:34You told the administrators?
01:07:36Yeah, they don't do anything about it.
01:07:38That's outrageous.
01:07:39I'll talk to him first thing in the morning.
01:07:41No, Dad, Dad, I'm an adult.
01:07:42I can't handle this.
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