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00:00:00Chloe, it's your big day as an econ grad. Ditch the jacket. Don't act like you're
00:00:11auditioning for a nunnery. So, when are you gonna start dating? I swear, 22-year-old
00:00:17virgin is harder to find these days than a unicorn. I'm seeing someone. Tonight's
00:00:24the night I, uh, lose my, you know, what? Who's the lucky guy? Sweetheart, I'm only
00:00:35yours tonight. Jack? What the hell are you doing here? What are you talking about?
00:00:42She's my girlfriend. What about me? If you'd like to join us, I might still be your boyfriend.
00:00:47What the hell are you talking about? What the hell are you talking about? What the hell are you talking about?
00:01:03Were you gonna play hero for some plain Jane like her?
00:01:08Is that a Navy insignia? Julian Brown, Navy Colonel. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to.
00:01:14Begging won't help you, okay? Just don't show your face around here again. Get out of here.
00:01:22Thank you. I just hate seeing people getting bullied. A 22-year-old virgin in this case,
00:01:27it's harder to find any unicorn.
00:01:36Are you okay? Did you have too many drinks? Do you want to kiss me?
00:01:45Why don't we take that show on the road?
00:01:56Wow, not bad for a first time.
00:01:58Wait, can we turn off the light? No way. This car is kind of hot.
00:02:22Are you ready?
00:02:23Are you a virgin?
00:02:37Don't expect me to go easy on here.
00:02:53Goodbye, stranger.
00:03:19Did they change the locks?
00:03:23Who are you?
00:03:24Who are you?
00:03:27This is my house?
00:03:28I just bought this place.
00:03:30What?
00:03:31Please get in the car.
00:03:34I don't even know you.
00:03:36Hey, let me go!
00:03:37Jesus!
00:03:44Center here, yeah, and then four places here.
00:03:49Perfect.
00:03:50Mom?
00:03:52What's going on?
00:03:55I'm getting married.
00:03:56To who?
00:04:03Darling?
00:04:04Yes?
00:04:05Hook, I brought Chloe here to meet you.
00:04:07Hi, I'm Chloe, Jane's daughter.
00:04:12Roland Thomas. I'm running for mayor, as you already know, and you just got your econ degree.
00:04:16You ready to work for me?
00:04:17No one's run this by me.
00:04:20Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know I needed your permission.
00:04:23You know, it's an honor to work for me that some people consider a dream.
00:04:27You should consider yourself lucky.
00:04:29I had plans.
00:04:30Oh, just relax.
00:04:31And you also will be moving in with us.
00:04:33Your room is going to be on the second floor.
00:04:35I...
00:04:36Oh, and my son will also be moving in with us.
00:04:38He should be arriving any minute now.
00:04:46Will you make sure that he stops riding that damn motorcycle?
00:04:50It's seriously obnoxious.
00:04:59It's him.
00:04:59I like your new wife.
00:05:08Her daughter is totally my type.
00:05:10He wasn't like this yesterday.
00:05:12Liam, show some respect.
00:05:14Watch your mouth.
00:05:16Make me.
00:05:19So, my politician father, what do you want from me?
00:05:22Well, since I'm running for mayor of LA, I thought you, my son, could be my chief bodyguard.
00:05:32Now, knowing that you're a retired marine colonel, I thought you could handle that.
00:05:36Or do you need my status to boost your campaign?
00:05:42True.
00:05:43But I thought it would be an honor for the entire family once I become mayor.
00:05:47You mean your little family.
00:05:49One million dollars a month.
00:05:53What drugs are you taking with that kind of offer?
00:05:57Mom, uncle, I'm out of the service now.
00:06:02Roland killed both of you, and I swear I'm gonna make him pay.
00:06:06Hi, I'd like to order two bouquets for Memorial.
00:06:11800,000 wired to you every month on the first of them.
00:06:16Today's the first.
00:06:19Bitch.
00:06:20Set.
00:06:23I'm at your service, Roland Thomas.
00:06:26And wait till I expose you for laundering your dirty money and murdering your wife.
00:06:34How do you like our cutthroat family?
00:06:36Did that scare you?
00:06:42My little sister only has three dollars on the nightstand.
00:06:45We can't do this here.
00:06:49What the hell is this?
00:06:53I said I wanted more black truffles in the pastas.
00:06:56From Northern Italy.
00:06:57That's where you get the truffles.
00:06:58Not this cheap shit.
00:06:59Get it out of here.
00:07:00Relax, Roland.
00:07:01You're scaring my little sister.
00:07:05Adorable girl.
00:07:06Did you have a head of the club?
00:07:07She never goes out.
00:07:09I always tell her she needs to let her hair loose.
00:07:11Is that so?
00:07:13Maybe I will take her next time.
00:07:15Partying with your big brother.
00:07:18Please stop.
00:07:20I can't hear you.
00:07:21My ears are still banging from last night at the club.
00:07:24Claring.
00:07:28What's wrong sweetheart?
00:07:30Where's my room?
00:07:31Both your room and Liam's are upstairs on the second floor.
00:07:35I hope you like them.
00:07:36I'm gonna check them out.
00:07:37Go on.
00:07:38Chloe, go.
00:07:47I can't believe I slept with my sister last night.
00:07:51What are you doing?
00:07:52They're all downstairs.
00:07:53As you can see, I'm not really scared of them.
00:07:56There's only one wall between us.
00:07:57Much easier than finding a hotel, right?
00:08:00Liam, Chloe.
00:08:04Did you find your room's okay?
00:08:05Stop.
00:08:06Yesterday you were the one making them loose.
00:08:08What happened?
00:08:09I don't want my mom to find out.
00:08:11Chloe?
00:08:13Chloe?
00:08:14Then better behave.
00:08:16What do you want me to do?
00:08:18Please me.
00:08:19Hello?
00:08:20Honey?
00:08:21You guys all right?
00:08:23No.
00:08:30You like your room?
00:08:35Thanks, Jane.
00:08:36Yeah, um, the whole marine vibe is...
00:08:41Something so valuable.
00:08:43You better hold on to it.
00:08:49Thanks.
00:08:51Wait, you're telling me you hooked up with your stepbrother?
00:08:57Oh my gosh, I gotta write this down.
00:08:58This is some good soap opera.
00:09:00Yeah, I sure did.
00:09:03I'm working on a novel and imagine the twist
00:09:06at one night's stand with your stepbrother.
00:09:09Yeah, it's a bestseller waiting to happen.
00:09:12Please don't do this.
00:09:13You've got the hats for him, don't you?
00:09:15Why do you say that?
00:09:17You're starting to doll up.
00:09:18Psychologically speaking, it means you've got a crush on him.
00:09:22Maybe.
00:09:23Okay, you're a hat over heels for your stepbrother.
00:09:27No, I'm not.
00:09:28I'm not.
00:09:31Liam!
00:09:36Hello, sister.
00:09:38I thought I heard you calling for me.
00:09:44Listen, we need to forget about that night.
00:09:47We're siblings now.
00:09:49Oh, come on, Chloe.
00:09:50Doesn't the whole sibling thing makes it even more exciting?
00:09:54It was just a flame.
00:09:58Not to me.
00:10:01I can't get your scent out of my head.
00:10:05And I'm also dying to get to know you better.
00:10:08Can we just keep our distance at home?
00:10:11Sure.
00:10:13You are not exactly pushing me away.
00:10:15You know that?
00:10:16I mean, why hide what you want from those people?
00:10:21I just don't want to freak out my mom.
00:10:24I'm going to make you exact me.
00:10:36Why the hell are the lights off?
00:10:38Did a burglar break in?
00:10:40I'm going to make you exact me.
00:10:46I'm not!
00:10:47I'm not really ill.
00:10:48I'm not.
00:10:50I'm not.
00:10:51I'm not.
00:10:51Hey, it's me, Leah.
00:11:04Why are you bathing in the dark?
00:11:06None of your beeswax.
00:11:10Get the fuck out of my bathroom.
00:11:12Get out!
00:11:16Are you scared?
00:11:20Watch out!
00:11:21You really shouldn't be in here.
00:11:32You can't resist me, can you?
00:11:45At least, let me put on some clothes before we have this conversation.
00:11:49Oh, are you in there?
00:12:03Roland, I know you're in here.
00:12:04Open up!
00:12:06Are you scared?
00:12:07Chloe, open up!
00:12:11Are you in there?
00:12:12Sir, do you need help with anything?
00:12:14Yes, I need to open the door.
00:12:15Chloe might have passed out in there.
00:12:18Chloe, are you in?
00:12:19Chloe, open up!
00:12:21Are you in there?
00:12:22Is this where you keep the lights off?
00:12:24Quiet.
00:12:25You can't remember here.
00:12:27You sure that's it?
00:12:28They all look the same.
00:12:29You need to label these.
00:12:30I won't let anything happen to you.
00:12:49Chloe, it's your big day as an econ grad.
00:12:52Ditch the jacket.
00:12:53Don't act like you're auditioning for a nunnery.
00:12:54So, when are you going to start dating?
00:12:58I swear, 22-year-old virgin is harder to find these days than a unicorn.
00:13:03I'm seeing someone.
00:13:06Tonight's the night.
00:13:08I, uh, lose my, you know.
00:13:13What?
00:13:14Who's the lucky guy?
00:13:16Sweetheart, I'm only yours tonight.
00:13:18Jack?
00:13:20What the hell are you doing here?
00:13:22What are you talking about?
00:13:24She's my girlfriend.
00:13:25What about me?
00:13:26If you'd like to join us, I might still be your boyfriend.
00:13:35Bitch!
00:13:45Were you going to play hero for some plain Jane like her?
00:13:50Is that an avian signal?
00:13:51Julian Brown, the Navy colonel.
00:13:54I'm so sorry.
00:13:55I, I, I didn't mean to.
00:13:56Begging won't help you, okay?
00:13:58Just don't show your face around here again.
00:14:01Get out of here.
00:14:03Okay?
00:14:05I just hate seeing people getting bullied.
00:14:07A 22-year-old virgin this day is harder to find that a unicorn.
00:14:11Are you okay?
00:14:12Do you have too many drinks?
00:14:21Do you want to kiss me?
00:14:24Hey.
00:14:24Why don't we take that show on the road?
00:14:38Wow, not bad for a first time.
00:14:49Wait, can we turn out the light?
00:14:53No way.
00:14:54This guy is kind of hot.
00:15:04Are you ready?
00:15:15Are you a virgin?
00:15:19Don't expect me to go easy on you.
00:15:21Let's go.
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00:16:01Do they change the locks?
00:16:06Who are you?
00:16:07Who are you?
00:16:08This is my house?
00:16:10I just bought this place.
00:16:12What?
00:16:15Please get in the car.
00:16:16I don't even know you.
00:16:18Hey, let me go.
00:16:19Jesus!
00:16:20in the center here yeah and then four places here perfect mom what's going on
00:16:38i'm getting married to who
00:16:39darling yes look i brought chloe here to meet you hi i'm chloe jane's daughter
00:16:54roland thomas i'm running for mayor as you already know and you just got your econ degree
00:16:59ready to work for me no one's run this by me oh i'm sorry i didn't know i needed your permission
00:17:06you know it's an honor to work for me that some people consider a dream you should consider
00:17:10yourself lucky i had plans oh just relax and you also will be moving in with us your room is going
00:17:16to be on the second floor i oh and my son will also be moving in with us he should be arriving
00:17:21any minute now will you make sure that he stops riding that damn motorcycle it's seriously obnoxious
00:17:36it's him
00:17:47i like your new wife her daughter's totally my type he wasn't like this yesterday
00:17:54liam show some respect watch your mouth make me
00:17:58so my politician father what do you want from me well since i'm running for mayor of la i thought
00:18:10you my son could be my chief bodyguard now knowing that you're a retired marine colonel i thought uh
00:18:17you could handle that or do you need my status to boost your campaign
00:18:22it's true but i thought it would be an honor for the entire family once i become mayor you mean your
00:18:30little family
00:18:33one million dollars a month what drugs are you taking with that kind of offer
00:18:40mom uncle i'm out of the service now roland could both of you and i swear i'm gonna make him pay
00:18:49hi i i'd like to order two bouquets for memorial 800 000 wired to you every month on the first of
00:18:59today's the first
00:19:01bitch sent
00:19:05i'm at your service roland thomas and wait till i expose you for laundering your dirty money and murdering
00:19:12your wife
00:19:16how do you like our cutthroat family did that scare you
00:19:25my little sister leaves three dollars on the nightstand we can't do this here
00:19:32what the hell is this
00:19:36i said i wanted more black truffles in the pastas from northern italy that's where you get the truffles
00:19:40not this cheap shit get it out of here relax relax you're scaring my little sister adorable girl
00:19:48did you ever hit the club she never goes out i always tell her she needs to let her hair loose
00:19:54is that so maybe i will take her next time partying with your big brother
00:20:00please stop i can't hear you my ears are still banging from last night at the club club
00:20:10what's wrong sweetheart where's my room both your room and liam's are upstairs on the second floor
00:20:17i hope you like them i'm gonna check them out go on chloe go
00:20:29i can't believe i slept with my sister last night what are you doing they're all downstairs
00:20:36as you can see i'm not really scared of them there's only one wall between us much easier than
00:20:41finding a hotel right liam chloe did you find your rooms okay stop yesterday you were the one making
00:20:50the moves what happened i don't want my mom to find out chloe chloe and better behave
00:20:58what do you want me to do please me hello honey you guys all right
00:21:16you like your room thanks jane yeah um the whole marine vibe is
00:21:21something's invaluable you better hold on to it
00:21:29thank you thanks
00:21:33wait you're telling me you hooked up with your stepbrother oh my gosh i gotta write this down
00:21:41this is some good soap opera yeah i sure did i'm working on a novel and imagine the twist
00:21:48a one night stand with your stepbrother yeah it's a bestseller waiting to happen please don't do this
00:21:55you've got the hats for him don't you why do you say that you're starting to doll up psychologically
00:22:01speaking it means you've got a crush on him maybe okay you're a hat over heels for your stepbrother
00:22:08what no i'm not liam hello sister i thought i heard you calling for me
00:22:27listen we need to forget about that night we're siblings now oh come on chloe doesn't the whole
00:22:34sibling thing makes it even more exciting it was just a flame not to me i can't get your scent out of my
00:22:45head and i'm also dying to get to know you better can we just keep our distance at home sure you are not
00:22:56exactly pushing me away you know that i mean why hide what you want from those people i just don't
00:23:05want to freak out my mom i'm going to make you accept me why the hell are the lights off did a burglar break in
00:23:26i mean why are you bathing in the dark none of your beeswax
00:23:50get the fuck out of my bathroom get out are you scared
00:24:02watch out
00:24:10you really shouldn't be in here
00:24:11you can't resist me can you
00:24:28at least let me put on some clothes before we have this conversation
00:24:41we're going to be in here
00:24:42chloe are you in there
00:24:45roland can't know you're in here open up are you scared
00:24:51chloe open up are you in there sir do you need help with anything yes i need to open the door
00:24:57chloe might have passed out in there chloe are you in chloe open up are you in there is this
00:25:04where you keep the lights off quiet you can't run out of here you sure that's it they all look the same
00:25:11you need to label these
00:25:16i won't let anything happen to you
00:25:25chloe it's your big day as an econ grad ditch the jacket don't act like you're auditioning for a nunnery
00:25:37so when are you gonna start dating i swear 22 year old virgin is harder to find this day than a unicorn
00:25:44i'm seeing someone tonight's the night i uh lose my you know what who's the lucky guy
00:25:57so we had heard i'm only yours tonight jack
00:26:03what the hell are you doing here what are you talking about she's my girlfriend what about me
00:26:08if you'd like to join us i might still be your boyfriend
00:26:17bitch
00:26:28were you gonna play hero for some plain jane like her
00:26:32is that a navy insignia julian brown navy colonel
00:26:36i'm so sorry i i didn't mean to begging won't help you okay just don't show your face around here
00:26:42again get out of here okay thank you i just hate some people getting bullied
00:26:49a 22 year old virgin in this case it's harder to find that a unicorn
00:26:54are you okay did you have too many drinks do you want to kiss me
00:27:10why don't we take that show on the road
00:27:11wow not bad for a first time
00:27:31wait can we turn out the light
00:27:34no way this girl is kind of hot
00:27:46are you ready
00:27:47are you a virgin
00:28:02don't expect me to go easy on here
00:28:13goodbye stranger
00:28:35goodbye stranger
00:28:41did they change the locks
00:28:46who are you who are you this is my house i just bought this place what
00:28:57please get in the car i don't even know you hey let me go
00:29:02jesus center here yeah and then four places here perfect mom what's going on
00:29:20i'm getting married to who
00:29:21darling yes hook i brought chloe here to meet you hi i'm chloe jane's daughter
00:29:36roland thomas i'm running for mayor as you already know and you just got your econ degree
00:29:41ready to work for me no one's run this by me oh i'm sorry i didn't know i needed your permission
00:29:48you know it's an honor to work for me that some people consider a dream
00:29:52you should consider yourself lucky i had plans oh just relax and you also will be moving in with
00:29:57us your room is going to be on the second floor i oh and my son will also be moving in with us
00:30:02he should be arriving any minute now will you make sure that he stops riding that damn motorcycle
00:30:14it's seriously obnoxious
00:30:23it's him
00:30:30i like your new wife her daughter is totally my type he wasn't like this yesterday
00:30:36liam show some respect watch your mouth make me
00:30:41so my politician father what do you want from me well since i'm running for mayor of la
00:30:51i thought you my son could be my chief bodyguard now knowing that you're a retired marine colonel
00:30:58i thought uh you could handle that or do you need my status to boost your campaign
00:31:05true but i thought it would be an honor for the entire family once i become mayor you mean your
00:31:13little family
00:31:16one million dollars a month what drugs are you taking with that kind of offer
00:31:22mom uncle i'm out of the service now roland could both of you and i swear i'm gonna make him pay
00:31:31hi i'd like to order our two bouquets for memorial 800 000 wired to you every month on the first of
00:31:41today's the first
00:31:44bitch
00:31:45set
00:31:47i'm at your service roland thomas and wait till i expose you for laundering your dirty money
00:31:53and murdering your wife
00:31:55how do you like our cutthroat family did that scare you
00:32:07my little sister leaves three dollars on the nightstand
00:32:10we can't do this here
00:32:14what the hell is this
00:32:18i said i wanted more black truffles in the pastas from northern italy that's where you get the truffles
00:32:22it's not this cheap shit get it out of here relax
00:32:27you're scaring my little sister adorable girl did you have a head at the club she never goes out
00:32:34i always tell her she needs to let her hair loose is that so maybe i will take her next time
00:32:40partying with your big brother please stop i can't hear you my ears are still banging from last night
00:32:48at the club
00:32:49chloe
00:32:53what's wrong sweetheart
00:32:54where's my room both your room and lilium's are upstairs on the second floor i hope you like them
00:33:00i'm gonna check them out go on chloe go
00:33:03i can't believe i slept with my sister last night what are you doing they're all downstairs
00:33:18as you can see i'm not really scared of them there's only one wall between us much easier than
00:33:23finding a hotel right liam chloe did you find your rooms okay stop yesterday you were the one making
00:33:32the most what happened i don't want my mom to find out chloe chloe and better behave
00:33:41what do you want me to do please me hello honey you guys all right
00:33:47you like your room thanks jane yeah um the whole marine vibe is
00:34:06something so valuable you better hold on to it
00:34:09thank you thanks wait you're telling me you hooked up with your stepbrother oh my gosh i gotta write
00:34:22this down this is some good soap opera yeah sure did i'm working on a novel and imagine the twist
00:34:30a one night stand with your stepbrother yeah it's a bestseller waiting to happen please don't do this
00:34:38you've got the heads for him don't you why do you say that you're starting to doll up psychologically
00:34:44speaking it means you've got a crush on him maybe okay your head over heels for your stepbrother
00:34:51no i'm not liam
00:34:56hello sister i thought i heard you calling for me
00:35:09listen we need to forget about that night we're siblings now oh come on chloe doesn't the whole
00:35:16sibling thing makes it even more exciting
00:35:19it was just a flame not to me i can't get your scent out of my head
00:35:29and i'm also dying to get to know you better can we just keep our distance at home sure you are not
00:35:38exactly pushing it away you know that i mean why hide what you want from those people
00:35:45i just don't want to freak out my mom i'm going to make you accept me
00:35:51why the hell are the lights off did a burglar break in
00:36:21hey it's me leah why are you bathing in the dark none of your beeswax
00:36:34get the fuck out of my bathroom get out
00:36:37are you scared watch out
00:36:52you really shouldn't be in here
00:36:57you can't resist me can you
00:37:07at least let me put on some clothes before we have this conversation
00:37:25chloe are you in there
00:37:27roland can't know you're in here open up are you scared
00:37:34chloe open up are you in there
00:37:36sir do you need help with anything yes i need to open the door chloe might have passed out in there
00:37:42chloe are you in chloe open up are you in there is this where you keep the lights off quiet
00:37:49you can't know what you're sure that's it they all look the same you need to label these
00:37:58i won't let anything happen to you
00:38:06chloe it's your big day as an econ grad ditch the jacket don't act like you're auditioning for
00:38:18a nunnery so when are you gonna start dating i swear 22 year old virgin is harder to find this
00:38:25days than a unicorn i'm seeing someone tonight's the night i uh lose my you know what who's the lucky guy
00:38:40so we had heard i'm only yours tonight jack
00:38:45what the hell are you doing here what are you talking about she's my girlfriend what about me
00:38:50if you'd like to join us i might still be your boyfriend
00:38:59bitch
00:39:10were you gonna play hero for some plain jane like her
00:39:12is that a navy insignia julian brown navy colonel i'm so sorry i i didn't mean to begging won't help
00:39:22you okay just don't show your face around here again get out of here
00:39:28thank you i just hate seeing people getting bullied a 22 year old virgin in this case it's harder to
00:39:35find anything you're here for are you okay did you have too many drinks do you want to kiss me
00:39:52why don't we take that show on the road
00:39:54wow not bad for a first time
00:40:13wait can we turn out the light no way this car is kind of hot
00:40:24are you ready are you ready are you a virgin
00:40:44don't expect me to go easy on you
00:40:54goodbye stranger
00:41:24do they change the locks
00:41:31who are you who are you who are you this is my house i just bought this place what
00:41:40please get in the car i don't even know you hey let me go
00:41:44oh jesus
00:41:51center here yeah and then four places here
00:41:55perfect mom
00:41:59what's going on
00:42:02i'm getting married to who
00:42:04darling
00:42:11yes
00:42:11look i brought chloe here to meet you hi i'm chloe jane's daughter
00:42:19roland thomas i'm running for mayor as you already know and you just got your econ degree
00:42:23ready to work for me no one's run this by me oh i'm sorry i didn't know i needed your permission
00:42:30you know it's an honor to work for me that some people consider a dream
00:42:34you should consider yourself lucky
00:42:36i had plans oh just relax and you also will be moving in with us your room is going to be on the
00:42:41second floor i oh and my son will also be moving in with us he should be arriving any minute now
00:42:46will you make sure that he stops riding that damn motorcycle it's seriously obnoxious
00:43:06it's him
00:43:06i like your new wife her daughter's totally my type he wasn't like this yesterday
00:43:19liam show some respect watch your mouth make me
00:43:26so my politician father what do you want from me
00:43:29well since i'm running for mayor of la i thought you my son could be my chief bodyguard now knowing
00:43:39that you're a retired marine colonel i thought uh you could handle that or do you need my status
00:43:46to boost your campaign true but i thought it would be an honor for the entire family once i become mayor
00:43:54you mean your little family
00:43:58one million dollars a month what drugs are you taking with that kind of offer
00:44:04mom uncle i'm out of the service now rolling to both of you and i swear i'm gonna make him pay
00:44:13i i'd like to order our two bouquets for memorial 800 000 wired to you every month on the first of
00:44:23today's the first
00:44:26bitch
00:44:27set
00:44:30i'm at your service roland thomas and wait till i expose you for laundering your dirty money
00:44:36and murdering your wife
00:44:40how do you like our cutthroat family did that scare you
00:44:44my little sister only three dollars on the nightstand we can't do this here
00:44:56what the hell is this
00:45:00i said i wanted more black truffles in the pastas from northern italy that's where you get the truffles
00:45:05not this cheap get it out of here relax you're scaring my little sister adorable girl
00:45:13did you ever hit the club she never goes out i always tell her she needs to let her hair loose
00:45:18is that so maybe i will take her next time partying with your big brother
00:45:25please stop i can't hear you my ears are still banging from last night at the club club
00:45:35what's wrong sweetheart where's my room both your room and liam's are upstairs on the second floor
00:45:41i hope you like them i'm gonna check them out go on chloe go
00:45:54i can't believe i slept with my sister last night
00:45:58what are you doing they're all down the stairs as you can see i'm not really scared of them
00:46:02there's only one wall between us much easier than finding a hotel right
00:46:09liam chloe did you find your rooms okay stop yesterday you were the one making the moves
00:46:15what happened i don't want my mom to find out chloe chloe and better behave what do you want me to do
00:46:25please me hello honey you guys all right
00:46:30you like your room thanks jane yeah um the whole marine vibe is
00:46:48something so valuable you better hold on to it
00:46:51thank you thanks wait you're telling me you hooked up with your stepbrother oh my gosh i gotta
00:47:04write this down this is some good soap opera yeah you sure did i'm working on a novel and imagine the
00:47:12twist at one night stand with your stepbrother yeah it's a bestseller waiting to happen please don't do
00:47:19this you've got the hats for him don't you why do you say that you're starting to doll up psychologically
00:47:26speaking it means you've got a crush on him maybe okay you're a hat over heels for your stepbrother
00:47:33no i'm not
00:47:38liam
00:47:43hello sister i thought i heard you calling for me
00:47:49listen listen we need to forget about that night we're siblings now oh come on chloe doesn't the whole
00:47:59sibling thing makes it even more exciting it was just a flame not to me i can't get your scent out of my
00:48:09head and i'm also dying to get to know you better can we just keep our distance at home sure
00:48:20you are not exactly pushing me away you know that i mean why hide what you want from those people
00:48:28i just don't want to freak out my mom i'm going to make you exact me
00:48:33why the hell are the lights off did a burglar break in
00:48:46why are you bathing in the dark
00:48:59none of your beeswax
00:49:03get the fuck out of my bathroom get out
00:49:19are you scared
00:49:27watch out
00:49:34you really shouldn't be in here
00:49:36you can't resist me can you
00:49:48at least let me put on some clothes before we have this conversation
00:50:05oh
00:50:07you're in there
00:50:09roland channel you're in here open up
00:50:13are you scared
00:50:14Chloe open up are you in there sir do you need help with anything yes I need to open the door
00:50:22Chloe might have passed out in there Chloe are you in Chloe open up are you in there
00:50:28is this where you keep the lights off quiet you can't know where you're here
00:50:33you sure that's it they all look the same you need to label these
00:50:36I won't let anything happen to you
00:50:42Chloe it's your big day as an econ grad ditch the jacket don't act like you're auditioning for
00:51:01nunnery so when are you gonna start dating I swear 22 year old virgin is harder to find these days
00:51:07than a unicorn I'm seeing someone tonight's the night I lose my you know what who's the lucky guy
00:51:22so we had heard I'm only yours tonight Jack what the hell are you doing here what are you talking about
00:51:30she's my girlfriend what about me you'd like to join us I might still be your boyfriend
00:51:36you bitch
00:51:42were you gonna play hero for some plain Jane like her
00:51:54is that an avian signal Julian Brown Navy colonel I'm so sorry I didn't mean to
00:52:03begging won't help you okay just don't show your face around here again get out of here
00:52:08thank you I just hate some people getting bullied
00:52:14are you okay did you have too many drinks do you want to kiss me
00:52:31why don't we take that show on the road
00:52:36wow not bad for a first time
00:52:47wait can we turn out the light
00:52:58no way this car is kind of hot
00:53:03are you ready
00:53:10are you ready
00:53:12are you a virgin
00:53:23don't expect me to go easy on here
00:53:28you
00:53:35you
00:53:37you
00:53:39you
00:53:41you
00:53:43you
00:53:45you
00:53:47you
00:53:49you
00:53:58you
00:54:00you
00:54:02you
00:54:04you
00:54:06you
00:54:08you
00:54:10you
00:54:12who are you
00:54:13who are you
00:54:14who are you
00:54:15this is my house
00:54:17I just bought this place
00:54:19what
00:54:21please get in the car
00:54:23I don't even know you
00:54:25hey let me go
00:54:26Jesus
00:54:27thank you
00:54:28sir
00:54:30you
00:54:34center here yeah and then for places here
00:54:36Can you hear it?
00:54:38Perfect.
00:54:39Mom?
00:54:41What's going on?
00:54:44I'm getting married.
00:54:46To who?
00:54:52Darling?
00:54:54Yes.
00:54:55Hook, I brought Chloe here to meet you.
00:54:57Hi, I'm Chloe, Jane's daughter.
00:55:00Roland Thomas.
00:55:02I'm running for mayor as you already know,
00:55:04and you just got your econ degree.
00:55:05You ready to work for me?
00:55:07No one's run this by me.
00:55:09Oh, I'm sorry.
00:55:10I didn't know I needed your permission.
00:55:12You know, it's an honor to work for me that some people consider a dream.
00:55:15You should consider yourself lucky.
00:55:18I had plans.
00:55:19Oh, just relax.
00:55:20And you also will be moving in with us.
00:55:22Your room is going to be on the second floor.
00:55:24I...
00:55:25Oh, and my son will also be moving in with us.
00:55:27He should be arriving any minute now.
00:55:35Will you make sure that he stops riding that damn motorcycle?
00:55:38It's seriously obnoxious.
00:55:48It's him.
00:55:49I like your new wife.
00:55:56Her daughter is totally my type.
00:55:59He wasn't like this yesterday.
00:56:01Liam, show some respect.
00:56:03Watch your mouth.
00:56:04Thank me.
00:56:05So, my politician father, what do you want from me?
00:56:12Well, since I'm running for mayor of LA, I thought you, my son, could be my chief bodyguard.
00:56:20Now, knowing that you're a retired marine colonel, I thought, uh, you could handle that.
00:56:26Or do you need my status to boost your campaign?
00:56:30True.
00:56:31But I thought it would be an honor for the entire family once I become mayor.
00:56:36You mean your little family?
00:56:40One million dollars a month.
00:56:41What drugs are you taking with that kind of offer?
00:56:44Mom.
00:56:47Uncle.
00:56:48I'm out of the service now.
00:56:50Roland killed both of you.
00:56:52And I swear, I'm gonna make him pay.
00:56:55Hi.
00:56:56I'd like to order our two bouquets for a memorial.
00:56:59Eight hundred thousand wired to you every month on the first of them.
00:57:05Today's the first.
00:57:08Bitch.
00:57:09Set.
00:57:11I'm at your service, Roland Thomas.
00:57:14And wait till I expose you for laundering your dirty money and murdering your wife.
00:57:22How do you like our cutthroat family?
00:57:25Did that scare you?
00:57:31My little sister only has three dollars on the nightstand.
00:57:34We can't do this here.
00:57:38What the hell is this?
00:57:40I said I wanted more black truffles in the pastas.
00:57:45From Northern Italy.
00:57:46That's where you get the truffles.
00:57:47Not this cheap shit.
00:57:48Get it out of here.
00:57:49Relax, Roland.
00:57:51You're scaring my little sister.
00:57:54Adorable girl.
00:57:55Did you ever hit the club?
00:57:57She never goes out.
00:57:58I always tell her she needs to let her hair loose.
00:58:00Is that so?
00:58:01Maybe I will take her next time.
00:58:04Partying with your big brother.
00:58:07Please.
00:58:08Stop.
00:58:09I can't hear you.
00:58:10My ears are still banging from last night at the club.
00:58:13Chloe.
00:58:17What's wrong, sweetheart?
00:58:19Where's my room?
00:58:21Both your room and Liam's are upstairs on the second floor.
00:58:24I hope you like them.
00:58:25I'm gonna check them out.
00:58:26Go on, Chloe.
00:58:27Go.
00:58:36I can't believe I slept with my sister last night.
00:58:40What are you doing?
00:58:41They're all downstairs.
00:58:42As you can see, I'm not really scared of them.
00:58:44There's only one wall between us.
00:58:46Much easier than finding a hotel, right?
00:58:51Liam.
00:58:52Chloe.
00:58:53Did you find your rooms okay?
00:58:54Stop.
00:58:55Yesterday you were the one making the moves.
00:58:57What happened?
00:58:59I don't want my mom to find out.
00:59:01Chloe?
00:59:02Chloe?
00:59:04Then better behave.
00:59:06What do you want me to do?
00:59:07Please me.
00:59:08Hello?
00:59:10Honey?
00:59:11You guys alright?
00:59:23You like your room?
00:59:24Thanks, Jane.
00:59:25Yeah.
00:59:27The whole marine vibe is...
00:59:30Something so valuable.
00:59:32You better hold on to it.
00:59:38Thanks.
00:59:40Wait.
00:59:42You're telling me you hooked up with your...
00:59:44stepbrother?
00:59:46Oh my gosh.
00:59:47I gotta write this down.
00:59:48This is some good soap opera.
00:59:50Yeah.
00:59:51You sure did.
00:59:52I'm working on a novel and imagine the twist
00:59:55at one night stand with your stepbrother.
00:59:58Yeah, it's a bestseller waiting to happen.
01:00:01Please don't do this.
01:00:02You've got the hats for him, don't you?
01:00:04Why do you say that?
01:00:05You're starting to doll up.
01:00:07Psychologically speaking,
01:00:08it means you've got a crush on him.
01:00:10Maybe.
01:00:12Okay.
01:00:13Your hat over heels for your stepbrother.
01:00:15What?
01:00:16No, I'm not.
01:00:20Liam!
01:00:25Hello, sister.
01:00:27I thought I heard you calling for me.
01:00:33Listen, we need to forget about that night.
01:00:35We're siblings now.
01:00:37Oh, come on, Chloe.
01:00:39Doesn't the whole sibling thing
01:00:41makes it even more exciting?
01:00:44It was just a flame.
01:00:47Not to me.
01:00:48I can't get your scent out of my head.
01:00:54And I'm also dying to get to know you better.
01:00:57Can we just keep our distance at home?
01:01:00Sure.
01:01:02You are not exactly pushing me away.
01:01:04You know that?
01:01:05I mean, why hide what you want from those people?
01:01:10I just don't want to freak out my mom.
01:01:14I'm going to make you accept me.
01:01:25Why the hell are the lights off?
01:01:28Did a burglar break in?
01:01:43Hey, it's me, Liam.
01:01:53Why are you bathing in the dark?
01:01:55None of your beeswax.
01:01:59Get the fuck out of my bathroom.
01:02:01Get out!
01:02:05Are you scared?
01:02:09Watch out!
01:02:13You really shouldn't be in here.
01:02:21You can't resist me, can you?
01:02:34At least, let me put on some clothes before we have this conversation.
01:02:43Chloe, are you in there?
01:02:49Chloe, are you in there?
01:02:51Roland, I know you're in here.
01:02:53Open up!
01:02:55Are you scared?
01:02:58Chloe, open up!
01:03:00Are you in there?
01:03:01Sir, do you need help with anything?
01:03:03Yes, I need to open the door.
01:03:04Chloe might have passed out in there.
01:03:06Chloe, are you in...
01:03:08Chloe, open up!
01:03:10Are you in there?
01:03:11Is this where you keep the lights off?
01:03:12Quiet.
01:03:14You can't help work in here.
01:03:16You sure that's it?
01:03:17They all look the same.
01:03:18You need to label these.
01:03:22I won't let anything happen to you.
01:03:24Chloe, it's your big day as an icon grad.
01:03:25Ditch the jacket.
01:03:26Don't act like you're auditioning for a nunnery.
01:03:27So, when are you going to start dating?
01:03:29I swear, 22-year-old virgin is harder to find these days than a unicorn.
01:03:30I'm seeing someone.
01:03:31Tonight's the night.
01:03:32Tonight's the night.
01:03:33I, uh...
01:03:34Lose my...
01:03:35You know what?
01:03:36I'm seeing someone.
01:03:37Tonight's the night.
01:03:38I, uh...
01:03:39Lose my...
01:03:40You know...
01:03:41What?
01:03:42Who's the lucky guy?
01:03:43Sweetheart, I'm only yours tonight.
01:03:44Jack?
01:03:45What the hell are you doing here?
01:03:46What?
01:03:47Who's the lucky guy?
01:03:48With you would like to join us?
01:03:49I might still be around you
01:03:59My girlfriend.
01:04:00You know, so if you want to love-
01:04:01What?
01:04:02You know?
01:04:03You don't do this?
01:04:04What I guess is...
01:04:05One is profoundiness,
01:04:07But I don't know.
01:04:08a Spider-Man.
01:04:09What would you do?
01:04:11What would you like to imagine?
01:04:12gorals?
01:04:13Hope it's about...
01:04:14We're gonna joke.
01:04:15We're gonna be șingerek
01:04:16You may be watching us.
01:04:17I might still be your boyfriend.
01:04:23You bitch!
01:04:34Were you gonna play hero for some plain Jane like her?
01:04:38Is that a Navy insignia?
01:04:40Julian Brown, Navy colonel.
01:04:42I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to.
01:04:45Begging won't help you, okay?
01:04:47Just don't show your face around here again.
01:04:49Get out of here.
01:04:54I just hate seeing people getting bullied.
01:04:56A 22 year old virgin this day is harder to find than a unicorn.
01:05:07Are you okay?
01:05:08Did you have too many drinks?
01:05:11Do you wanna kiss me?
01:05:16Why don't we take that show on the road?
01:05:27Wow, not bad for a first time.
01:05:29Wait, can we turn out the light?
01:05:42No way.
01:05:43This car is kinda hot.
01:05:45No way.
01:05:53Are you ready?
01:06:04Are you a virgin?
01:06:08Don't expect me to go easy on you.
01:06:10Derrick and trade on me here.
01:06:11Oh my god.
01:06:12I'll go easy.
01:06:13I guess.
01:06:14I'll be Перman wearing a car.
01:06:15Follow me.
01:06:16No way.
01:06:18I'm sorry.
01:06:19Please don't have to go easy on me.
01:06:20Yeah, I'm sorry.
01:06:22I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:06:24I checked out the car on me.
01:06:25I don't know, damn.
01:06:26They go easy on me.
01:06:27What are you looking at?
01:06:28I don't know.
01:06:29I don't care.
01:06:30I don't know.
01:06:31What are you looking at?
01:06:33I'm not sure how you're looking at me.
01:06:35I'm not sure.
01:06:36Goodbye, stranger.
01:06:50Did they change the locks?
01:06:55Who are you?
01:06:56Who are you?
01:06:58This is my house?
01:07:00I just bought this place.
01:07:02What?
01:07:04Please get in the car.
01:07:05I don't even know you.
01:07:07Hey, let me go.
01:07:09Jesus.
01:07:16Center here.
01:07:17Yeah, and then four places here.
01:07:20Perfect.
01:07:21Mom?
01:07:23What's going on?
01:07:26I'm getting married.
01:07:28To who?
01:07:34Darling?
01:07:36Guess.
01:07:37Hook, I brought Chloe here to meet you.
01:07:39Hi, I'm Chloe, Jane's daughter.
01:07:43Roland Thomas, I'm running for mayor, as you already know, and you just got your econ degree.
01:07:48You ready to work for me?
01:07:49No one's run this by me.
01:07:52Oh, I'm sorry.
01:07:53I didn't know I needed your permission.
01:07:55You know, it's an honor to work for me that some people consider a dream.
01:07:58You should consider yourself lucky.
01:08:00I had plans.
01:08:01I'll just relax.
01:08:03And you'll also be moving in with us.
01:08:04Your room is going to be on the second floor.
01:08:06I...
01:08:07Oh, and my son will also be moving in with us.
01:08:09He should be arriving any minute now.
01:08:17Will you make sure that he stops riding that damn motorcycle?
01:08:21It's seriously obnoxious.
01:08:23It's him.
01:08:36I like your new wife.
01:08:39Her daughter's totally my type.
01:08:41He wasn't like this yesterday.
01:08:43Liam, show some respect.
01:08:46Watch your mouth.
01:08:46Make me.
01:08:50So, my politician father, what do you want from me?
01:08:55Well, since I'm running for mayor of L.A., I thought you, my son, could be my chief bodyguard.
01:09:03Now, knowing that you're a retired marine colonel, I thought you could handle that.
01:09:08Or do you need my status to boost your campaign?
01:09:11True, but I thought it would be an honor for the entire family once I become mayor.
01:09:19You mean your little family?
01:09:22One million dollars a month.
01:09:24What drugs are you taking with that kind of offer?
01:09:29Mom, uncle, I'm out of the service now.
01:09:33Roland could both of you, and I swear I'm going to make him pay.
01:09:37Hi, I'd like to order two bouquets for a memorial.
01:09:42800,000 wired to you every month on the first of all.
01:09:48Today's the first.
01:09:50Bitch.
01:09:51Sent.
01:09:54I'm at your service, Roland Thomas.
01:09:57And wait till I expose you for laundering your dirty money and murdering your wife.
01:10:05How do you like our Cutthroat family?
01:10:07Why did that scare you?
01:10:13My little sister only threw three dollars on the nightstand.
01:10:17We can't do this here.
01:10:20What the hell is this?
01:10:25I said I wanted more black truffles in the pastas.
01:10:27From Northern Italy, that's where you get the truffles, not this cheap shit.
01:10:31Get it out of here.
01:10:32Relax, Roland.
01:10:33You're scaring my little sister.
01:10:36Adorable girl.
01:10:38Did you ever hit a club?
01:10:39She never goes out.
01:10:40I always tell her she needs to let her hair loose.
01:10:43Is that so?
01:10:44Maybe I will take her next time.
01:10:46Hmm.
01:10:46Partying with your big brother.
01:10:49Please, stop.
01:10:51I can't hear you.
01:10:53My ears are still banging from last night at the club.
01:10:56Climbing.
01:10:59What's wrong, sweetheart?
01:11:01Where's my room?
01:11:03Both your room and Liam's are upstairs on the second floor.
01:11:06I hope you like them.
01:11:07I'm going to check them out.
01:11:08Go on, Chloe.
01:11:10Go.
01:11:18I can't believe I slept with my sister last night.
01:11:22What are you doing?
01:11:23They're all downstairs.
01:11:25As you can see, I'm not really scared of them.
01:11:27There's only one wall between us.
01:11:29Much easier than finding a hotel, right?
01:11:33Liam, Chloe.
01:11:35Did you find your rooms okay?
01:11:37Stop.
01:11:37Yesterday, you were the one making the moose.
01:11:40What happened?
01:11:41I don't want my mom to find out.
01:11:43Chloe?
01:11:44Chloe?
01:11:46Then better behave.
01:11:48What do you want me to do?
01:11:49Please me.
01:11:51Hello?
01:11:52Honey?
01:11:53You guys all right?
01:12:05You like your room?
01:12:06Thanks, Jane.
01:12:07Yeah.
01:12:09The whole marine vibe is.
01:12:13Something so valuable.
01:12:14You better hold on to it.
01:12:20Thanks.
01:12:21You're telling me you hooked up with your stepbrother?
01:12:27Oh my gosh.
01:12:29I gotta write this down.
01:12:30This is some good soap opera.
01:12:31Yeah.
01:12:32I sure did.
01:12:34I'm working on a novel and imagine the twist at one night's stand with your stepbrother.
01:12:40Yeah, it's a bestseller waiting to happen.
01:12:43Please don't do this.
01:12:44You've got the hats for him, don't you?
01:12:46Why do you say that?
01:12:48You're starting to doll up.
01:12:49Psychologically speaking, it means you've got a crush on him.
01:12:52Maybe.
01:12:53Maybe.
01:12:53Okay.
01:12:54You're a hat over heels for your stepbrother.
01:12:57What?
01:12:58No, I'm not.
01:13:02Liam!
01:13:03Hello, sister.
01:13:08I thought I heard you calling for me.
01:13:15Listen, we need to forget about that night.
01:13:18We're siblings now.
01:13:20Oh, come on, Chloe.
01:13:22Doesn't the whole sibling thing makes it even more exciting?
01:13:27It was just a flame.
01:13:30Not to me.
01:13:30I can't get your scent out of my head.
01:13:36And I'm also dying to get to know you better.
01:13:39Can we just keep our distance at home?
01:13:42Sure.
01:13:44You are not exactly pushing me away.
01:13:47You know that?
01:13:48I mean, why hide what you want from those people?
01:13:52I just don't want to freak out my mom.
01:13:56I'm going to make you accept me.
01:13:59Hmm?
01:14:00Why the hell are the lights off?
01:14:10Did a burglar break in?
01:14:11Hey, it's me, Liam.
01:14:20Why are you bathing in the dark?
01:14:23None of your beeswax.
01:14:35Get the fuck out of my bathroom.
01:14:37Get out!
01:14:38Are you scared?
01:14:39Huh?
01:14:40Beeswax!
01:14:41Get the fuck out of my bathroom.
01:14:43Get out!
01:14:47Are you scared?
01:14:52Watch out!
01:14:52You really shouldn't be in here.
01:15:03You can't resist me, can you?
01:15:17At least, let me put on some clothes before we have this conversation.
01:15:22Chloe, are you in there?
01:15:34Rowan, I know you're in here.
01:15:35Open up!
01:15:37Are you scared?
01:15:40Chloe, open up.
01:15:42Are you in there?
01:15:43Sir, do you need help with anything?
01:15:45Yes, I need to open the door.
01:15:47Chloe might have passed out in there.
01:15:49Chloe, are you in...
01:15:51Chloe, open up.
01:15:52Are you in there?
01:15:53Is this where you keep the lights off?
01:15:55Chloe, you can't help me out here.
01:15:59You sure that's it?
01:15:59They all look the same.
01:16:00You need to label these.
01:16:05I won't let anything happen to you.
01:16:06Then, let's see.
01:16:12So that's what we get done for a future.
01:16:16Take care.
01:16:17Bye.
01:16:18All right.
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