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Gogglebox UK (2013) Season 26 Episode 12
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00:00What have you got here?
00:02Oh, you stupid cow!
00:04Ah, it's the anniversary!
00:06You dick!
00:08You frightened!
00:10Well, aye. You've got to celebrate, haven't you?
00:1250 years.
00:14I was going to say, you've covered the bloody dog!
00:22Her flabbers have been gasted.
00:24You want some of this?
00:26Oh, lettuce!
00:28Oh, thirsty!
00:30Oh, now, there's a controversial statement.
00:32The gravy.
00:34Yeah!
00:36Do you like this music?
00:38No, not particularly. So, suck on that!
00:40Oh, wow!
00:42He's been a bad boy!
00:44Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
00:46Not a chance, Julie.
00:48Yes, look at that!
00:50He's had an absolute feast!
00:52Whoa! For a banana?
00:54This is insane!
00:56Well, thank God that's over, I've got a headache.
00:58It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
01:02That's very modern, isn't it?
01:04Nothing, no-one saw that coming.
01:06No.
01:08When we made it through to the World Cup Finals for the first time since 1998, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:16It was Bush Tucker business as usual on ITV.
01:26Martin Kemp's kids are in the flipping travelling round the world.
01:30Yeah, not bad, eh?
01:31Eh?
01:32Shirley's having a lovely time on her own, isn't she?
01:34Oh, gosh, to be Shirley. Lovely.
01:36Lovely, Al.
01:37The countryside cape has continued on Emmerdale.
01:41It is always quite interesting living in the country.
01:47I don't know if you saw the lady in the van earlier that had a cage with birds inside.
01:53Yes, I pointed her out to you.
01:54I think they were budgery garls.
01:56Aren't they just called budgies?
01:57No, they're called budgery garls.
01:59In what world?
02:00That's the long name for them, that's the real name, budgie's just a shorter version.
02:04No one's called them a budgery gar since 1962.
02:07That's when I was born.
02:08I know.
02:09And Sarah Snoop was looking stressed on Sky Atlantic.
02:14I don't know where my son is.
02:20You like the word fault.
02:21I like the word fault.
02:22Because that would immediately, if there's any blame to be apportioned, you'd be straight on to that, wouldn't you?
02:29Yes.
02:30Because you like to apportioned blame within this family.
02:33Do you remember when I said I wanted to have a tattoo on my forehead?
02:39Saying yes, I'm sorry.
02:40Yes, it's my fault.
02:49In hall...
02:51Stop laughing at me!
02:57Will you stop it?
02:58I can't help it, I'm sorry.
02:59Best friends Jenny and Lee.
03:02Oh, God.
03:03My ribs hurt.
03:04My ribs hurt.
03:05My ribs hurt.
03:06Well stop taking the piss out of me then.
03:08I can't...
03:09I can't...
03:10Oh, I'm worn out.
03:13I'm worn out.
03:14Oh, God.
03:15What?
03:16Oh, thanks.
03:17Oh, God, Lee.
03:18I can't say anything anymore.
03:19Shut up.
03:20Hit me.
03:21On Sunday night, the jungle drums sounded once again for the return of this on ITV.
03:34I'm meandering.
03:35You're a what?
03:36I'm meandering.
03:37I'm meandering.
03:38I'm meandering.
03:39I'm a celeb has been on for so long now.
03:40Yeah, I think it's 25 years.
03:41Like nine-eighths of your life.
03:42Nine-eighths?
03:43Oh, no, that's wrong, isn't it?
03:44It'd be like eight nights or something like that.
03:45That doesn't sound right.
03:46It probably doesn't, but it's a lot.
03:47It's a lot.
03:48It's a lot.
03:49The time for talking is over.
03:50It's back.
03:51Back on the bridge, Julia.
03:52Yeah.
03:53It can only be...
03:54I'm meandering.
03:55I'm meandering.
03:56I'm meandering.
03:57I'm meandering.
03:58You're a what?
03:59I'm meandering.
04:00I'm meandering.
04:01I'm meandering.
04:02I'm meandering.
04:03Oh, my God.
04:04I'm a celeb has been on for so long now.
04:05Yeah, I think it's 25 years.
04:06Like nine-eighths of your life.
04:07Nine-eighths?
04:08Oh, no, that's wrong, isn't it?
04:09The time for talking is over.
04:10It's back.
04:11Back on the bridge, Julia, yeah.
04:13It can only be the return of I'm a celebrity.
04:16Oh, here you go.
04:17Are you ready?
04:18They're going to say it.
04:19Get me out of here!
04:22Wow!
04:23Ow!
04:24Ruby Wax.
04:25Oh.
04:26Oh.
04:29Jack Osborne, flippin' heck!
04:31We like Jack, Mary.
04:32Do you remember there was a series called The Osborne?
04:34Yes, funnily enough, it's on at the moment,
04:38in the telly upstairs.
04:40Yeah.
04:41You switch it on, the Osborne's just come on on repeat.
04:45I've just put my hand down the side of your sofa
04:48and grabbed something mysterious.
04:50What is it?
04:53What is it?
04:54Summer off a bush took a friggin' trial.
04:56In the episode, we saw our favourite Geordie duo rock up.
05:02Heyo!
05:03Nice, in the Defender as well.
05:05Ant and Dec!
05:06All Ant and Dec will are packed for I'm a Celeb's bowling shirts
05:10and jackets.
05:11And it wasn't long before things kicked off.
05:14Rangers?
05:17Oh, this is spooky.
05:19I tell you what, they're straight out of traps, aren't they?
05:21Bring it all in.
05:22So each of you has a box.
05:25Inside the box is a getaway car key fob and green ants.
05:29Green ants?
05:30Oh!
05:31Those are gonna bite the shit out of you!
05:33Oh!
05:34All you have to do is put your hand in the box,
05:36release the nuts, retrieve the key fob.
05:39See, now I think I could do this now I've had a tattoo.
05:42Oh, that's a piece of piss.
05:43That's not true what it is.
05:44You what?
05:45I bet it's not a piece of piss.
05:46That's so easy.
05:48However...
05:49What?
05:50...you'll also have your head inside a box.
05:52Oh, no!
05:53Not my face, not the face.
05:58She looks terrified.
05:59What did they expect?
06:00It's not sure they come dancing, is it?
06:02No.
06:03It's not just gonna be your head in that box.
06:05There could be other things in there, too.
06:07Right!
06:08How many legs?
06:09Oh, cool, Cerise.
06:11Because why would I have my head in an empty box?
06:13That's pretty easy, isn't it?
06:19Oh!
06:20Oh, my God.
06:21Please tell us what it is first.
06:23Please tell us what it is first.
06:24Angry Ginge isn't angry.
06:26He's panicked.
06:27Panicked Ginge.
06:28He's anxious Ginge.
06:29Ginge!
06:30Oh!
06:31Oh!
06:32No!
06:33I couldn't do it.
06:34I couldn't do it.
06:35I couldn't do it.
06:36No, no, no, no.
06:37I'd die.
06:38Three, two, one, go!
06:43Holy shit.
06:44Anti-clockwise, anti-clockwise.
06:47One down for Jack already.
06:49Jack's got the tickers.
06:50Jack's got it on there.
06:51Yeah, excellent finger work, Jack Osborne.
06:53Oh, I heard a wingnut drop.
06:55Which way does it go?
06:56Oh, no.
06:57Righty tighty, lefty loosey.
06:59People used to call me wingnut at school because of my fucking ears and I didn't know for years.
07:03Why didn't they call me wingnut and it's like that?
07:06Because I look like a wingnut.
07:07Yeah.
07:10What's happening here?
07:11The one with the lids again.
07:12What?
07:13What are they doing?
07:14Oh.
07:15Oh, God.
07:16Oh!
07:17Oh, the yellow one.
07:18I don't know why.
07:19That would finish me off.
07:20Oh, more snakes!
07:21Oh, my God!
07:22It's on my head!
07:23Ha!
07:24Another big python in each of your boxes.
07:26Brrrr!
07:27I don't know if it would be funny.
07:28If I had my hair in one of them boxes, they wouldn't be able to celibise it.
07:31Pedro, the hair would be blue.
07:34Oh, he's done it.
07:35Ginger's done it, Mary.
07:36Hungry Ginger's good with his fingers, isn't he?
07:39Snakes on the bloody first one.
07:41Are you awake?
07:42Has Ruby Wax died?
07:44She's not.
07:45I cannot get one of these off.
07:47Ruby's glasses!
07:50Ruby can't even see!
07:52Is she dawning?
07:53Is Ruby still awake?
07:55Is she alright, though?
07:56Seriously?
07:57Look at the glasses on lots, eh?
07:59Yeah!
08:00Oh, you know what, Ruby?
08:01Just have a nappy in there, love.
08:02What's Ruby's like?
08:03Give her a duvet.
08:04Some Horlicks.
08:05What was that thing that you get where you fall asleep?
08:08Necrophil...
08:09No!
08:10It's not necrophil...
08:12Nar...
08:13Nar...
08:14Nar...
08:15Narcolism.
08:16Narcolism!
08:17What?
08:18Necrophilia?
08:24In Surrey...
08:25I like the stuff on you, by the way.
08:26Beautiful.
08:27You do?
08:28Yeah.
08:29I think I look sophisticated.
08:30Sarah, her husband, Andre, and their daughter, Shay.
08:34It's very nice, though.
08:35It suits you.
08:36It kind of looks nice on you, you know, coming into winter.
08:39Dad, I'm not babysitting.
08:41Why?
08:42The only reason you're doing that is because you want something, and it's probably to babysit.
08:45Trying to sweet you up, innit?
08:47Oh!
08:48That didn't work, did it?
08:49This week, high drama continued in the Dales on ITV.
08:54It's riddled with Emmerdale casting lead city centre.
08:57Running wick.
08:58Running wick.
08:59Do we have to watch Emmerdale?
09:00Yeah, we do.
09:01Really?
09:02Yeah, it's real intensely, I'm telling you now.
09:04What, Emmerdale?
09:05Yeah.
09:06This love triangle has got me absolutely gripped.
09:18How are you feeling?
09:20Not great.
09:21Dressing gown, someone's stayed the night.
09:23Dirty burger.
09:24Still worrying about Kev.
09:27Yeah.
09:28Yeah.
09:29So, Robert and Aaron are back together.
09:30Right, okay.
09:31Robert dumped Kev.
09:32Robert got married to Kev in prison.
09:34Yeah.
09:35But he thinks he's dying.
09:37Kevin's told him he's only got so much time left.
09:39Oh.
09:40But he hadn't.
09:41I mean, once he gets used to the idea that you two aren't together anymore, he'll move on.
09:46He has to.
09:47Yeah, I believe that when I see it.
09:48Will he move on though, do you?
09:49Yeah, he will.
09:50Always a nasty piece of work.
09:51If he.
09:52You wouldn't want to cross him.
09:53Oh, Kev might want to hang around and see if he can get Robert back.
09:56You reckon he thinks of his persistent?
09:58Maybe.
10:01Do you think he's alright?
10:04I'm going to go with no on that one.
10:07Kev looks stressed.
10:08Yeah.
10:10Morning.
10:11That's Dr Liam.
10:12So he knows the truth about Kev's medical condition.
10:16How are things?
10:17Very bad.
10:21Robert ended it yesterday.
10:22Oh, God.
10:24Is he just feeling sorry for himself?
10:25Yeah.
10:26You're not dying.
10:27He's dying of a broken heart.
10:28Oh, please.
10:29I need to get him back.
10:34I can't die alone.
10:35Oh, for heaven's sakes.
10:37That's a little bit dramatic.
10:39He's being beyond mopey here as Kev.
10:41Yeah, yeah.
10:42But he's not dying.
10:43So why did he keep saying I don't want to die alone?
10:45Yeah, but...
10:48You're not actually dying.
10:50No.
10:51I've just said that, Liam.
10:53I wonder if I could invent a medical condition to get Nat to pop the question.
10:57I need a ringitis.
10:59Yeah.
11:00Do you remember?
11:01Mm-hmm.
11:02Oh, yeah.
11:03Oh, yeah.
11:04Oh, yeah.
11:05Oh, bloody hell.
11:06Forgot about that.
11:07Believe in his own lies.
11:08You all right, lads?
11:09No, Matty!
11:10Did you want a drink?
11:12The next day, there was a big turnout as a karaoke-themed housewarming in the village.
11:17I want a!
11:18I want a!
11:19I want a!
11:20I want a!
11:21I want a!
11:22I want a!
11:24Oh, look who's in.
11:25Did you see that mob?
11:26It's like, I'm here.
11:27Yeah, baby.
11:28Now it's going to pop off.
11:29Here we go.
11:30Come on.
11:35The rooms went quiet, is the mood hoover.
11:38It is rubbish if you're at a party and your ex turns up, isn't it?
11:41But let's face it, not surprising in a small village that they would all be there.
11:45I love an awkward little situation like this.
11:51Oh.
11:52What's up?
11:53What's that?
11:54Oh, God.
11:55What's he doing?
11:56If you're not the one, then why does my soul feel glad?
12:00What the fuck are you off?
12:02Oh, shit.
12:04If you're not the one, then why does my hand fit yours?
12:09Oh, wow.
12:11He's singing, Kev.
12:13Daniel Burdenfield.
12:15This is Auntie Jane and Uncle Kevin's song that they put on when they get pissed and cried.
12:18Yeah.
12:20If you are not mine, then why does your heart return?
12:25My call.
12:27Oh.
12:28No wonder he's packed him in.
12:30If there were any chance of Rob and Kev getting back together, Kev's just absolutely fucked it now.
12:35Well, I hope you are the one that I share my life with.
12:43Oh, God.
12:44This is so awkward for everyone in the world right now.
12:47Oh, I can't bear it.
12:48Come on, Jane.
12:50Come on, Jane.
12:51If I'm not made for you, then why does my heart tell me that I am staring at you?
13:00Why is no-one grabbing him and going...
13:03What they should do is turn the mains off, Nati, the mains switch.
13:06Pretend there's been a power cut.
13:08Yeah.
13:09Because power cuts are happening everywhere.
13:11Please just tell me about Robert.
13:13This doesn't make any sense.
13:15Oh.
13:16Well, that went well, didn't it?
13:18Yeah.
13:19It went like a lead balloon, Nat.
13:22Unbelievable.
13:23That was really awful television, wasn't it?
13:26I don't think we're going to see anything as emotionally draining as that this year, Jane.
13:31What's the heart?
13:32That was special, wasn't it?
13:36Breaks your heart.
13:41In Blackpool.
13:46I've got the glass over it.
13:48Oh, God.
13:49Right.
13:50I've got an envelope.
13:51It's a big bugger, this, Soph.
13:53It's actually got fangs.
13:55Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
13:57Right.
13:58You lift the glass.
13:59I'll get the envelope underneath it.
14:00I think he...
14:01Whoa!
14:02Fuck me!
14:03Will you shut up?
14:04Right.
14:05Slightly lift the glass.
14:08Slightly.
14:09Go on.
14:10Slide her under.
14:11Gently does it.
14:12Gently does it.
14:13You're going to have to lift it more.
14:14We'll slide it under, then.
14:15I'm trying.
14:16Go on.
14:17Watch its legs.
14:20Watch its legs.
14:21Oh!
14:22Stop it!
14:23On Saturday night, punters were pointing out pictures for prizes on BBC One.
14:29This programme doesn't slam, Sophie.
14:31It slaps, as the young'uns say nowadays.
14:34Right in the face.
14:36Wicked.
14:37Hello and welcome to a brand new series of Picture Slam.
14:47Woo!
14:48Every quiz show has to have a nice cheesy entrance, isn't it?
14:51Oh, yeah.
14:52We love a cheesy entrance.
14:53So it's literally like catchphrase, just say what you see.
14:56Yeah.
14:57Yeah.
14:58Simple.
14:59Like...
15:00Green tracksuit.
15:03Grandma's curtains.
15:05You're an idiot.
15:06Let's have a look at tonight's categories.
15:09Oh, let's do it.
15:11Theatre, woodworking, holes.
15:14Holes.
15:16What kind of pictures are we going to see for that one?
15:19Molly, you're left with the category no-one else wanted.
15:22Holes.
15:23Holes!
15:24I won't be good at this.
15:25Arseholes.
15:26Plug holes.
15:28Man holes.
15:29Let's have a look at your picture board.
15:31Right.
15:32God, how do you even connect holes or anything?
15:36Who is this character?
15:37Who the bloody hell's that?
15:39Garth Hawks.
15:41Macavity.
15:42Correct.
15:43Who?
15:44Macavity.
15:45Phil Macavity.
15:46Phil Macavity.
15:47Phil Macavity.
15:48Oh, Macavity from Cats, the musical.
15:51What coat is this?
15:52Oh, trench.
15:54Bloody hell.
15:55Trench.
15:56Now me fashion me.
15:57Trench coat.
15:58Trench.
15:59I've dug a few trenches.
16:00And we have trench boxes.
16:02Shut up!
16:03A trench coat.
16:04Correct.
16:05We're talking about holes, not coats.
16:06Trench is a hole in the floor.
16:08Correct.
16:09What film is this?
16:10I've got it.
16:11I've got it.
16:12Is it Black Beauty?
16:13No.
16:14No, it's not Black Beauty.
16:15That's not a hole, is it?
16:16Black.
16:17Black hole.
16:18Black beauty, it could be.
16:19Sleepy Hollow.
16:20I'm not getting any of these.
16:21Sleepy Hollow.
16:22Correct.
16:23Oh, that's clever.
16:24I was going to say Only Fools and Horses.
16:26What TV series is this?
16:28Oh, another foot in the grave.
16:30Grave being the hole.
16:31King of Appearances.
16:33Bodger and Badger.
16:34One foot in the grave.
16:35Ah.
16:36Number one, please.
16:37Number one.
16:38What brand is this?
16:39Well Woman.
16:40Well Guard.
16:41Well Woman.
16:42Correct.
16:43Well Woman.
16:44She's like dug a well.
16:45Okay.
16:46That's clever, Mary.
16:47Would you have got that?
16:48Well Woman.
16:49That's disgusting.
16:50Holes.
16:51It's in the category holes.
16:53Well Woman.
16:55Well, it's to do with bottoms.
16:57Women's front bottoms.
16:58Is it?
16:59Yes.
17:00How do you know it's...
17:01Well, because Well Woman clinics are to do with coils and stuff like that.
17:05I didn't know that.
17:06Yeah.
17:09In the Cotswolds.
17:10Look what I've found.
17:11Darling, you were so rude when my mother said we had to take one of those for Perkins.
17:16Andrew and his husband Alfie.
17:18I mean, it does look like it's from the 1920s, but as we haven't got any firewood, I think
17:23that this is just going to be needed in here because it's freezing, darling.
17:26Sweetheart, the heating's on full.
17:27I know, but it's so cold.
17:29It's so cold.
17:30I need it.
17:31I need this.
17:32So you laughed about it from mum having it for Perkins and giving it for Perkins to
17:36stay warm, but for you, it's totally fine.
17:39It's so cold.
17:40I'm going to take a picture and send it to my mother.
17:42I'm sure she'll be chaffed.
17:43It's getting some yeast.
17:44I'm taking a picture of it and I'm sending it to my mother.
17:47It's the first thing that I'm doing.
17:48Look, you do actually like the heater.
17:50This week, the world's most menacing children's games were back on Netflix.
17:55Steve, Squid Game's on.
17:57Have you had your blood pressure tablets today?
17:59Oh, yeah.
18:00You've had them?
18:01Well, when I watch this, I take two.
18:03What would you spend the money on if you won 4.56 million?
18:06A decent haircut?
18:07Pfff, coming from you, boy.
18:09I'm growing this out.
18:10What, that tea cozy?
18:11Right, go on.
18:16oh my god, that was really good!
18:22Oh, this looks sick!
18:27Oh, this looks sick
18:33Dwindling numbers now I've noticed it looks like there's slides slides and ladders or slides and ladders
18:41Welcome to your fifth game. I'm getting anxious already you know teams of two will take turns as they attempt to make it to the
18:48Final square and pass the game right that sounds all right, don't it quite easy that slides take you down the board
18:57Oh
18:59So far
19:01Result in your elimination. Oh, that is brutal. I'd be trying to stop myself in the middle of this. I'm claiming back up
19:13They've been practicing that that's the game got going. It wasn't long until the yellow team landed on a twist card
19:22Oh, oh we go see what I got to send a team
19:27to the next unused slide
19:29Oh
19:31Wow, oh
19:33They must take a slide each
19:35Oh
19:37One of them gets eliminated. Oh, no, they haven't even started. This is where you want to be adding in it. Oh, yeah
19:43I'm not even in it. Yeah, and we're going with the red team
19:47One of the red teams going home. He was so confident. They're not gonna pick them. See this is why you can't trust your own people's
19:53I just want to take right if you don't care
19:55Yeah, take right. I was gonna take left anyway. All right. Are they gonna have to just guess which slide is which now?
20:01Yeah, I think so. Oh wow
20:03I'd go right. I'd go left because I'm left-handed
20:05Yeah
20:07I'm sorry
20:09Don't say sorry ladies
20:11It's not like there's a crocodile at the bottom
20:13There might be
20:15All right, Steven
20:17Oh, here we go
20:19Which one?
20:21Whee
20:23Whee
20:29Oh
20:31Where do they fall?
20:33And he was never seen again
20:37Oh
20:39Are they all disappointed?
20:41They all went oh
20:43I once friction burned my elbows carrying two kids down one of them tunnel slides
20:47Oh gosh
20:49After a few more rolls of the dice the remaining red player Steven found himself on a twist card
20:55Send a team to any ladder or any unused slide
20:59Oh
21:01Bye-bye
21:03Payback is coming quick
21:05That's him too. He's gonna send them to winning
21:07He's gonna send the two girls to an unused slide
21:09Any team?
21:11He's gonna pick us, bro
21:13Yeah
21:14Yeah, who's gonna pick you?
21:17Look, look, he's rubbing his hands
21:19Payback time!
21:21I'm gonna take yellow down to 22
21:23One of them's gone
21:25Good
21:31Oh
21:32They are giving him daggers
21:33But they knew that was coming, didn't they?
21:35Yeah, totally
21:36Yeah
21:37That's fair enough
21:38They took your teammate out
21:39Yeah
21:40That's a good choice
21:41I love how they're going, yeah, yeah
21:43Pink yellow
21:44Yeah
21:45Get the yellows out
21:46Well, yeah, you can watch your own back
21:47Oh, good
21:48Yeah, that's very justified
21:49Justified
21:51I hope one of them disappears
21:53Oh, he's so nasty
21:56This is where you could have made a good deed and help somebody in the end
21:59But you decided to be petty
22:00Yeah, you could have made some
22:01No, no, it's not love, he's getting rid of you
22:03At least the boys took it better
22:05She is very salty about it
22:08You started this
22:09We didn't start it
22:10This is a game
22:11Okay, you picked me and I picked you
22:12It's not a big deal
22:13It's fine
22:14I'm hearing too much of this
22:15And not enough sliding
22:16Yeah
22:17Oh, my God
22:18Oh, is she coming back? Is she coming back?
22:23Never seen someone come down a slide with so much anxiety in my life
22:27No
22:28No
22:29No
22:30Where's she gonna land?
22:31Oh
22:32What do you reckon?
22:33Er
22:34Oh, the cat look
22:35No
22:36No
22:37Oh
22:38Where is she?
22:40No!
22:41No!
22:42Oh, no!
22:44Eye for an eye
22:46Eye for an eye
22:47And apparently, in real life, there's spikes at the bottom
22:50Is it?
22:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's quite cruel
22:53She didn't come back
22:56Stephen is so far, I'm telling you
22:59She didn't come back
23:01There's too many Americans on that, where have all the sensible people gone?
23:05I know what, that says it
23:07The world
23:08Yeah
23:09When it comes down to it, all the sensible people will be gone and there'll be all the Americans left
23:13All there
23:14Yeah
23:15Being silly
23:16Yeah
23:17Yeah
23:24In Leeds
23:25Guess what?
23:26What?
23:27I've been for my Bowie doing this morning
23:29And I haven't told Mum or Nat that that's what I were doing
23:33Sisters Ellie and Easy
23:35And I said, Mum, I've got an appointment for a facial at 10.30, can you look after Ezra?
23:41Well, I were going to go swimming, you're going to have to cancel your facial
23:45And I says, I can't cancel it, I've already paid for it, lie
23:49Lie number one? No, lie number two!
23:52Lie number one is the fact that it's a facial
23:54Lie number two is the fact that you've already paid for it
23:57I'm ringing them now, I'm grating, I'm telling her
23:59But I just know...
24:00I'm going to tell her
24:01I know for a fact
24:02She would not have babysat Ezra if it was for you to go get Votox
24:07She wouldn't have done
24:09On Thursday night, famous faces were running around with backpacks again on BBC One
24:14I remember that, I think you and we were together once
24:17And you stopped someone to ask for directions when you were driving
24:20And they gave you all these directions
24:22And then you said to me, right, did you get that?
24:24I said no, I thought you were listening
24:26Why do we not have that competitive streak? Why are we not arsed about winning stuff?
24:34Because you've always been shit at everything, so...
24:37And you're a lazy bitch
24:40Marking the halfway point for the race...
24:44Valley de Angeles, Honduras
24:46Isn't Honduras insanely dangerous?
24:48Insanely dangerous
24:49Insanely dangerous, I wouldn't be going
24:51Absolutely not
24:52Lot of prawns in the supermarkets from Honduras
24:55Uh-huh
24:56Molly and Tyler are planning to cross into Honduras at the El Amatillo border
25:01Via the transport hub of San Miguel
25:03Okay, that looks like a trek though
25:06San Miguel?
25:07Mum likes San Miguel
25:08Oh, she does
25:09San Miguelito
25:11Is that the same? San Miguelito?
25:14It's so close today
25:17Do we know for definite that San Miguelito is San Miguel?
25:23I don't
25:24Oh, well then, brilliant
25:26I would have thought it's the same place
25:28It's something you want to double-check though, isn't it?
25:30This could be...is this San Miguel?
25:33This bus, San Miguel?
25:34The trick is, check once you're on the bus
25:37Yeah
25:38Halfway there
25:39Oh, no
25:40Oh, another bus
25:41It's not going
25:43Oh, no, another bus, we're on the wrong bloody bus
25:46That's called moving quick
25:48We're on the wrong bus
25:49Buses are just a nightmare abroad though
25:51Yeah
25:52Like, you just potluck
25:53I know
25:54You get on and trust some man to get you to where you need to be
25:56Yeah, yeah
25:57Come on to the border
25:59Oh, this is the San Miguel bus
26:01That's all right then
26:02Oh, well that was fairly easy
26:06Crisis averted
26:08We could do this
26:09First place
26:10What?
26:11Oh, you're still on and Jackie?
26:13Overconfident if you ask me
26:15He's just enjoying his holidays
26:16Why has he stopped?
26:17What's happened now?
26:18One dollar
26:19One dollar
26:20One dollar
26:21Oh my God, no
26:22What?
26:23It's Dylan and Jackie
26:24They're going to get on the same bus
26:25Oh no!
26:26What?
26:27What are you doing here?
26:28Oh my God
26:29We're all on the same bus again
26:30Looks like they're going on a fucking outing together
26:31A court strip
26:32The Valley of Angels
26:33Here we go, Valley de Angelas
26:34So this is it?
26:35This is where they have to get to isn't it?
26:36So now they've got to get running
26:37Because everybody's there at the same time
26:38On foot, follow the road
26:39Take the first right past the village
26:40Continue into the town
26:41And locate the bandstand in the main square
26:42This is now all about
26:43Who can follow instructions?
26:44There's the bandstand there
26:45Go
26:46Yeah, go
26:47Go
26:48Go
26:49Go
26:50Go
26:52Go
26:53Go
26:54Go
26:55Go
26:56Go
26:57Go
26:58Go
26:59Go
27:00Go
27:01Go
27:02Go
27:03Go
27:04Go
27:05Go
27:06Yeah, go
27:07Go
27:08Go
27:09Bandstand
27:10Your checkpoint hotel
27:11La Casona
27:12200 metres south
27:13Come on
27:14They want to find the hotel now
27:15Hotel La Casona
27:16Si?
27:17Gracias
27:18Vamos
27:19I think it's anyone's race now
27:20Where it is isn't it?
27:21It's so close
27:22It's so tight
27:23Yes
27:24Let's go
27:25Bandstand
27:26Come on
27:27Let's go
27:28Let's go
27:29Let's go
27:30Hola
27:31Hotel Casona
27:32Si?
27:33Hi
27:34Come on
27:35Gracias
27:36Gracias
27:37Gracias
27:38Are you there?
27:39That's not the right place
27:40Is it?
27:41This is a restaurant
27:42I thought it was a hotel
27:43They were looking for
27:44Is this Hotel Casona?
27:45No
27:46No
27:47Oh
27:48No
27:49No?
27:50It's the wrong one
27:51They wanted to sign them for an evening meal
27:52Them two
27:53Keep going
27:54Gracias
27:55There
27:56There
27:57There
27:58Oh
27:59They're going opposite directions though
28:00They're all going opposite directions
28:01Oh my god
28:02This is terrible
28:03There's chaos
28:04Yes
28:05We've made it
28:06Are they there?
28:08Is this the right hotel?
28:10Come on
28:11Come on
28:12Ha ha
28:13There it is
28:14Hi
28:15Are they fast?
28:16Are they fast?
28:17Are they fast?
28:18Let's go
28:19Congratulations
28:20You have successfully reached your third checkpoint
28:23Please sign in over leave
28:24I love you
28:25I love you too
28:26Okay
28:27Oh
28:28Turn the page then
28:29Give it a go
28:31Oh my god
28:32Oh they're first
28:34Yes
28:35Yes
28:36Well done
28:37I've got no idea
28:38How they've got there first
28:39No I don't
28:40I'm pleased for Molly and Tyler
28:42Because they were lovely
28:43It slightly irritates me that they're
28:45Full of energy
28:46After racing around
28:48And make it look effortless
28:50That gets on my nerves
28:52And that these young people
28:53They're young
28:54Fit
28:55Fit
28:56In love
28:57Oh my god
28:58Don't be grumpy old man
29:00No, I'm very happy for them
29:04In North London
29:06I actually need some advice
29:07About what?
29:08Because I don't know how to like
29:09Tell someone bad news
29:10Like especially when it comes to people's hygiene
29:13Because that's been bothering me lately
29:14Sisters Amira and Amani
29:17Maybe drop hints here and there
29:19Like what would you say?
29:20Like just be like
29:21Oh yeah I do this
29:22You know like
29:23This is my shower routine
29:24This is my routine
29:25Like I follow up with mouthwash
29:27Every time I brush my teeth
29:28So let's pretend yeah
29:30That I'm that friend
29:31That you need to have this conversation with them
29:33God that would kill me
29:34Okay let's go
29:35So I'm in your face going
29:36Yes
29:37Wait so I'm like
29:40Yes sir
29:41Why are you breathing?
29:43This week
29:45A brand new mystery thriller
29:47Was keeping us all guessing
29:48On Sky Atlantic
29:50Do you know what?
29:51I need to be thrilled
29:52Yeah
29:53Do you know what I mean?
29:54Yeah
29:55I need a good thrilling
29:56Oh come on let's watch it
29:57I hope it's good
29:58I hope it ain't one of them
29:59Back to front ones
30:00Where they keep going backwards
30:01I say that a lot when I'm with you
30:06Everyone does
30:08All we know in the show is a child goes missing
30:11I love that
30:12Oh no not the idea of a child going missing
30:15Just a drama of it
30:16Just a drama
30:17Just a drama
30:18Hi I'm Marissa I'm here to pick up my son Milo
30:22Oh look there she is Mary from succession
30:25Sarah Snook
30:27I think you've got the wrong house
30:29There's no Milo here
30:30What?
30:31You've got the wrong house love
30:32Kid's not here
30:33The address is 1800 Crescent Hollow Road
30:35If I'm not home from work when you get there my nanny will be there with the boys
30:39Oh
30:40Who sent you the text?
30:42A mom from the school
30:44Jenny
30:45Oh dear
30:46She didn't take Milo to the house
30:48Jenny is taking him from school
30:51So where?
30:52Where?
30:53Should you give her a call?
30:54Yeah
30:55Yeah?
30:56Get Jenny on the phone
30:58Where's Milo?
30:59Do we not trust this woman in the house
31:01Or is it Marissa's made a mistake?
31:06Shit!
31:07Oh my god
31:08It's not working
31:10I'd be in panic mode and start screaming
31:14Come on in we'll figure it out together
31:17Thank you
31:18Well she's nice
31:19I'll do the save mate
31:20This is too juicy not to get involved
31:23The address is 1800 Crescent Hollow Road
31:25If I'm not home from work when you get there my nanny will be there with the boys Jenny
31:29I know she keeps saying it she keeps going off the address don't she
31:31Yeah
31:32And you are at the right address but there's no Milo there's no child
31:35But you know this Jenny
31:36Yeah
31:37Yeah we met at the school social she was great
31:39She
31:40Autocorrect
31:41That's why that's why the address is wrong
31:44Yeah
31:45Yeah
31:46She's kidding herself
31:47Of course it is
31:48It's either autocorrect or fat fingers it's one of the tips
31:51She sent it lunch
31:52She sent me messages love you miss you and really meant to say fuck off Tom
31:55Here let me try it
31:56We have a nanny as well
31:58And she might have another
31:59Okay
32:00You got a nanny
32:01Let's call a nanny
32:02Must be nice
32:03Is there any chance your nanny could have picked up your son?
32:05No she's away for a few days so it's
32:07So her nanny's away as well
32:09Who's picked up Milo?
32:11She's not answering
32:12The nanny's not answering?
32:14There's some dodgy going on here
32:16Hello
32:18Hello Jenny you don't know me but I'm here with your friend Marissa
32:21Hi this is Jenny
32:22Yeah is everything alright?
32:23Is everything alright?
32:24Oh
32:25Is that Jenny?
32:26Yeah
32:27Right so she's got Jenny's number who she thought Milo was with
32:31Well Marissa thought her son was at your house today but there seems to be some kind of confusion on that
32:36Oh no I'm working tonight Jacob's at Sarah Larson's for a play date
32:39So Milo isn't with you?
32:41No he isn't
32:42Who the fuck's been texting her then?
32:45What the hell's going on and where's Milo?
32:47Okay so
32:48No you sent me a message
32:49Hi Marissa no I'm so sorry but I didn't
32:52It's on my phone I'm not crazy it's on my phone
32:55It's on my phone I've got it here
32:57Yeah cause she got a text message sent off her
32:59So who sent the message?
33:00Who picked up my son from school?
33:05Oh we don't know
33:06Do
33:07Someone's orchestrated a fake text to say he's going to be on a play date
33:12Yeah
33:13And now has picked up Milo
33:15For who?
33:17Here please take a copy and hand it round
33:24Here we go
33:25Two months earlier
33:27Oh okay
33:28Oh here's Jenny
33:29Oh two months earlier
33:30Two months earlier
33:31Oh it's one of them
33:32Oh god
33:33Are you alright?
33:35Oh who is this woman?
33:38There's the babysitter who's this woman?
33:40Which one is yours?
33:42Milo Irvine
33:44Oh he's a sweet one
33:46He is
33:49He's
33:50Perfect
33:51Oh
33:52Looks like the nanny's had him away
33:54Perfect
33:55I don't know any nanny that sort of is like that really
34:01Oh a bit of a creepy
34:03There's that look in her face
34:04Creepy lingering look as well
34:05Creepy lingering look definitely
34:07Nanny's at the top of my list now
34:13You have him?
34:14Where is he?
34:15Tell us where he is
34:16What?
34:17He's got Anna
34:18Oh it's the nanny
34:19It's the nanny
34:20I don't have Milo
34:21I'm not working this week
34:22She's not in here
34:23She's not in here
34:24I'm not working this week
34:25What?
34:26I told you I don't have Milo
34:27I left my phone I was coming to get it
34:28We leave tomorrow morning instead
34:29Anna hasn't got Milo
34:30She left her phone
34:31That's where she went answering the phone
34:32What happened to Milo?
34:33We don't know
34:34It's from Mrs Irvine
34:35Oh
34:36Police now
34:37Detective Alcaraz has spoken with Milo's teacher
34:39He says Milo was picked up by a woman named Carrie Finch
34:42Carrie Finch?
34:43Who the hell is Carrie Finch?
34:45Carrie Finch?
34:46Who is Carrie Finch?
34:47That's what we'd like to know
34:51I'm Carrie by the way
34:52I'm Carrie by the way
34:54There is Carrie Finch
34:56Anna
34:57Nice to meet you
34:58Nice to meet you
34:59So who do you work for?
35:00Jenny Kaminsky
35:02Jenny?
35:03Ah
35:05So that's how she's been able to pretend to be Jenny
35:08So she's Jenny's nanny
35:10The plot thickens
35:11Miss Garcia you're Milo's nanny right?
35:13Yes
35:14Have you ever spoken with Carrie Finch?
35:16Yes
35:17Don't lie
35:20No
35:21Why is she lying?
35:22Why are you lying though?
35:23I've seen her but we've never talked before
35:26Why is she protecting Carrie?
35:28What if the nannies are in there together?
35:30Oh
35:31There's something going on there
35:41Hey
35:42Okay, hold Peter, hold him
35:45Why don't you just check the number?
35:47You just check it, okay?
35:49Oh
35:50You arse
35:52Oh, he's blaming the wife now
35:55Hmm
35:56Hang on, what's the title again?
35:58Just don't go there
36:00Listen
36:03Listen
36:04Listen
36:05I'm
36:06What an arsehole thing to do
36:08Yeah
36:09I bet he hasn't got any numbers of any of the people
36:11He hasn't even got a bloody clue
36:12I doubt he even knew he was on a play date
36:14Exactly
36:15Right, that's it
36:16Ezra's not getting looked after by anyone else apart from me
36:19From now on
36:20Isn't he going to Primrose Valley this weekend with man?
36:23After this weekend
36:25In Blackpool
36:26After you got engaged the other day, Jimmy was going, I'm married
36:38Pete and his little sister Sophie
36:40Anyway, we got talking about, you know, how like me and Paige are married and you know Auntie Soap and Uncle Ben are engaged and Jimmy said that he's married
36:48To who?
36:49Colin
36:50Aww
36:51And I said to him, well, you could have picked a bit better, he's a bit of a dog
36:55Went straight over his head
36:57This week, the fancy world of IN dining was on the menu on Apple TV
37:02See, this is all about gaining a Michelin star and I'm a bit done with Michelin stars
37:08Oh, have you?
37:09Yeah, I think I am done with them
37:10Are you Michelin star maxed out?
37:12I am, yeah
37:14I want, I want a proper meal on the plate
37:17What would you rather? Michelin star or Toby Carvery?
37:21Toby
37:22God! How could you take you to a Michelin star restaurant swinging like that?
37:34I've actually dined at one and five star rated food hygiene places
37:40Well that is the northern Michelin star
37:43That is the northern Michelin star
37:44On the south east coast of Ireland, Chef Tony Parkin won't settle for anything less than two
37:50Oh, so he's already got one
37:53It's more difficult to keep the Michelin star than actually gain one
37:57Because they're always looking to knock you off
38:00You're Pedro's star
38:01Yeah
38:02Most of the team, like 22-year-old Sean, have barely worked in a professional kitchen
38:06Oh God
38:07Oh, the young buck
38:08Everyone's got to start somewhere
38:09Yep, that's true
38:10And chefing is a fucking hard industry, so let's give them their credit
38:14It is a really good opportunity, do you know what I mean?
38:16It's like going to train with Man City
38:19Do you know what I mean?
38:20There's no doubt that trying to win two stars with rookie chefs is a tall order
38:25As long as they show up on time and they're not slackers a bag of knackers
38:28Ringing in sick
38:29Exactly
38:30Do you think you could take the pressure of a kitchen?
38:32I, as a pot wash, yes
38:34Yeah
38:35Not anything to do with the cooking
38:36I could operate the dishwasher
38:38No you can't
38:39Could you? I'm not sure you could
38:40I don't think you could
38:41For tonight's service, Dylan and Sean have a vital job of plating Tony's twist on haddock chowder
38:46It's all in the presentation, you eat with your eyes
38:50It's like a clutch of a car, yeah?
38:52It's like a little biting point and you want to hit that point every time
38:55Even handing someone who's never worked in the kitchen before a cream gun
38:58It takes long to master that
39:00I swear
39:01It takes long
39:02Perfect time if it's not and that's the difference, yeah?
39:0522 of them tonight, make sure they're perfect, yeah?
39:07You say, yes chef
39:08Now he said that to that young lad, he'll be like that with it and it'll be going all off it because he's nervous
39:17Is that downed? Is that downed?
39:19Oh, fucking hell
39:20That's not even
39:21No, no, no
39:22I'm not sure that's going to go down well
39:24So that's going up the top there, that one's not even covered, that's not covered, that's not covered, that's not covered, that's got shit around the sides
39:30Yes, chef
39:31Right
39:32Right, so do it all again then
39:34I'd start crying, I'd be like, why are you being so mean to me? Please stop
39:37And if someone's food tastes salty, you know why, my tears
39:41I guarantee after he's just told Sean that, it'll have gone in here, straight out of there
39:46It's absolutely garbage, absolutely fucking garbage
39:52Oh, Tony's getting a bit stressed
39:54I mean, surely to God you've got to give him a bit of leeway
39:57Just get everything out there, bring it over, I'll do it myself
40:00Ooh
40:01Someone's tired
40:02That's going to knock those young people's confidence big time
40:06Well, it's a pressurised environment
40:08These are hearty's oysters, these are 14 years old, so what we're going to do with this is just carve into three
40:14These oysters are almost as old as these guys are
40:17That's sad, poor oysters have lived all that time without being caught
40:21And now these greedy millionaires are going to eat them
40:24These have all got to be equal, yeah? It's pretty simple
40:28It's hard to cut things in equal slices
40:31How does his knife do that?
40:32Cos he's got good knives that don't cut from Argos
40:38Oh shit, I'm scared for Sean
40:40Oh, please get this right
40:42Sean, wake up
40:44You've got fucking dick loads of watermelon on the second one in
40:47Dick loads?
40:48What's a dick load?
40:49I don't know
40:50I've got a new phrase
40:51I'm going to have dick loads of baked beans on toast later
40:56You need to hurry up
40:57I said just stick me on the pot wash
40:59I'm sick of this
41:00Can I not do like concierge or something Tony instead?
41:03No, do you do it again?
41:05Honestly Sean, I'm doing the fucking head in
41:07Oh god, you're doing Sean's fucking head in and all
41:11No, I wouldn't have that
41:13Well, the best thing to do is
41:15I'd say shove your oysters up your ass
41:17Absolutely fucking waste of time
41:19You, go away, gamma site
41:21Oh my god
41:22Oh my days
41:23Oh my god
41:24Poor Sean
41:25Poor Sean
41:26To be fair when I go in the kitchen sometimes
41:27When you're doing tea
41:28And they open up a cupboard
41:29You go
41:30What the fuck are you doing in here now?
41:31Can't you see him doing tea?
41:32Fuck off
41:33Okay
41:34Okay
41:35In Kent
41:39Jake
41:40Are you wearing skinny jeans?
41:41Can you come here?
41:42Sally
41:43And her son's Jake and Harry
41:45You are slaying
41:47Yeah
41:50I am
41:54No, I
41:55It was intentional
41:56It's a strong look
41:57They're not that skinny
41:59Slim fits the word
42:04On Tuesday night
42:05They were sorting out more dodgy dogs down under on Channel 5
42:09Do you know what?
42:10Me and Paige actually say about Colin
42:12That he's the best company that we could have
42:14I know you two sit and cry about when he's dying
42:16Oh don't
42:17Because they'll actually make me well up now thinking about it
42:20Because you know
42:21Yeah but he is
42:22You do just think like
42:23They don't live forever do they?
42:25You are a fucking loser
42:27No he's
42:28I am welling up now
42:29Because he is class
42:31Like he's got
42:32Yeah
42:33He's a good lad
42:34Aww
42:35He's one of my kids
42:36He's my first born like
42:37Aww
42:40Look at those doggies
42:41You know what?
42:42I think we've got to get a dog again
42:43No
42:44No
42:45No
42:46No no no
42:47We don't need to go to Australia to see dogs behaving badly
42:48We'll just come round here
42:50Go round your house more like
42:52These two are angels
42:55Golden retriever Goldie
42:57Is the heart of this household
42:59Oh I love golden retrievers
43:01I was named after a golden retriever
43:03Who the fuck had a golden retriever called Abbie?
43:06Asked my mum I don't know but I was called after a golden retriever
43:10Tinra
43:11One more time
43:12One more time
43:13And the apple of owner Will's eye
43:15She looks very well behaved
43:16She's a beaut she isn't she
43:18And it was a very cute little dog
43:19Yeah you wait you wait Jane
43:22And Goldie just adores Will
43:26Aww
43:27What?
43:28What?
43:30Why are they playing that music?
43:33A lot
43:38Oh no!
43:39That's the issue
43:40Oh no
43:41But why is he putting on with her?
43:43Brother
43:44He's just reading a book as if nothing's happening
43:45Well you couldn't really concentrate on the da Vinci code with
43:49Is that what he's reading is it?
43:51I don't know I'm just using it as an example
43:53She doesn't do it to my mum or dad
43:56No one
43:57Only him
43:58Well yeah because he's fucking letting about looks of it
44:00Well that's it
44:02I'm just my left leg
44:04Never my right leg
44:05What is it about that leg?
44:07Well you put your left leg in
44:09Your right leg out
44:10It's like he's leaving his leg out there to tempt her
44:12It's so embarrassing
44:15We can't have people at the house
44:16Well if he's been neutered then it's okay
44:18It's not okay
44:19There's nothing okay about that result
44:21Do you know what I like to look at this like?
44:23Glass half full
44:24You know she's not bitten anybody
44:27Goody get off
44:28Goody get off
44:29That was Milo
44:31Bro if that was Milo
44:33I'd be like fuck off bro
44:34Like even if I'm getting changed or if I'm in the bath
44:37I like hide my boobs from Leo
44:42Here's our Graham
44:43He'll sort this out
44:44Let's get the top bollocks in
44:46Right Graham
44:47Right Graham can you stop this dog from shagging my leg
44:49She normally humps me when I lie down
44:51Especially my left leg
44:52Your left leg?
44:53Yes my left leg
44:54Never your right leg
44:55Never my right leg
44:56Funny that
44:57Have you thought about cutting your leg off sir?
44:59I think you've been a bit too nice
45:01Too nice yeah
45:02Graham's already decided who the culprit is
45:06Yeah I think he has
45:07To make it crystal clear enough is enough
45:10Oh there we go
45:11Every time Goldie tries it on she'll be told
45:14It doesn't take a genius to know that
45:16I'm sorry
45:17I was going to say I don't think Graham needs to even be here
45:19Enough
45:20Enough
45:21But will it be enough?
45:23Can you be more assertive with your voice please Will?
45:25Put some bass in your voice son
45:27Enough
45:28He's being quite soft enough
45:30If anything he's almost flirting
45:32Yeah
45:33Stop it you
45:34Enough
45:35Enough
45:36Next time you say enough
45:37It needs to be a little bit more forceful
45:39Enough
45:40Stop shagging your leg
45:41He's not got to be aggressive but he has got to be firm
45:43Okay
45:44Like I am with you
45:45Oh yeah
45:46You need to get a less attractive dog to hump him
45:49Yeah
45:50Yeah
45:51That's it you're right
45:52Yeah
45:53A bulldog
45:54Yeah if he had a French bulldog humping him he'd be like get off
45:56Are we all
45:59Did we all disagree that Goldie's an attractive dog then?
46:02Yeah
46:03Yeah
46:04Very quickly as well
46:05Yeah
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