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You, Me & Tuscany
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00:00So let me get this straight.
00:02You mean some random rich white boy?
00:03He's Italian.
00:04Salute.
00:05So some random rich spicy white boy?
00:08I'm not there.
00:09And you think that that's a sign to fly to Italy tonight?
00:13It's not about him.
00:14He doesn't even live there anymore.
00:15But he told me about his big old villa just sitting there.
00:18Empty.
00:20Don't come calling me from the Tuscan jail!
00:27Ciao.
00:27First time to Tuscany?
00:30My first time pretty much anywhere.
00:32Hello?
00:34Who leaves an engagement ring in a junk drawer?
00:39What are you doing here?
00:41Arresti questa donna!
00:42This is all a really big misunderstanding.
00:45Dio mio.
00:46She's marrying Matteo.
00:48Yes!
00:49I'm marrying Matteo!
00:51Congratulations!
00:53What do I do?
00:54You can pretend to be his fiancée or you go to prison.
00:57Either way, it's very romantic.
01:01Anna, this is Michael, my nephew.
01:06I've got to get out of here.
01:09Oh!
01:09Buongiorno!
01:10Gabriella wants to give you a tour of the vineyard.
01:12Why?
01:13Aren't you getting married there?
01:15Oh!
01:15I used to dream of working in a place like this.
01:22You're a chef?
01:25You belong here.
01:26This was fun.
01:27Okay.
01:28You pretended to be the white Italian man's fiancée, but ended up catching feelings for the black Italian cousin, brother?
01:36Oh, it's some Shonda Rhob shit.
01:40It's like you just suddenly turned up out of nowhere.
01:43I've got to tell them the truth.
01:44You got this.
01:45Will your mama be coming?
01:48I don't have una familia.
01:52You do now.
01:56This is too much.
01:59You deserve to live your life the way you want it.
02:04Is that rain?
02:05Oh, my gosh.
02:11You can eat, pray, and love me, baby.
02:19Mateo, what are you doing here?
02:20What am I doing here?
02:21What are you doing here?
02:23Let's go!
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