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00:00I need help here, damn it!
00:02You! Grab whatever you can and get up top!
00:05What are you doing here? Go and take cover in the keep!
00:10Can't hold out against this onslaught much longer. Go and take cover with the others.
00:14Look out!
00:30Godwin!
00:43Who's your weapon?
00:45To the battlements! Move!
00:47Father!
00:56Will you come to anoint us before we die?
01:00We'll get anointed after the battle, Sir Hans.
01:03With booze.
01:05Rebuchet!
01:08Get ready!
01:11Prepare to shoot!
01:15Position!
01:19Move!
01:28Take cover!
01:30No!
01:41Forgot!
01:47Come here!
01:50Come here!
01:52Move!
01:54Move!
01:56A rude awakening, eh?
02:07Make it count.
02:26A rude awakening!
02:28A rude awakening, I'm not sure what you're doing.
02:29A rude awakening!
02:34Godwin! Over here! Get up there quick! We have to repel them!
02:38Come on, kid!
02:39Come on, kid!
02:40I'm in touch! What makes you really alone?
02:42Now!
02:44Follow me!
02:51Godwin! Go ahead and help the others up on the battlements.
02:57Shoot him!
03:09Now you're finished!
03:21Got him!
03:27Die, you swine!
03:34Now you're finished!
03:39Die, you swine!
03:41Yeah!
03:42Shield Lexus, quick!
03:51Get ready to leave this night!
04:00Go away!
04:01Get ready!
04:09They're coming inside!
04:11Godwin, move downstairs!
04:13Archers!
04:14What the fuck are you waiting for?
04:16Call fire onto them!
04:20Godwin!
04:22Get over here, Black Crossboy!
04:24Join the light!
04:25Die, you random swine!
04:31Get ready for another attack!
04:38This one's not bad!
04:41Get one with it!
04:42Throw your sword and follow me!
04:54Come on, follow me!
05:01Don't let them climb up, you assholes!
05:18Run, you to pieces, fucker!
05:24Pay him back, kick your arsehole!
05:26You got him!
05:32Knock that ladder down on the Luma-Rubble!
05:38I'm gonna shoot him!
05:39Clive up!
05:40Lock it down!
05:42Don't you tasteful!
05:45I've missed your chances!
05:47Now you finish!
05:51Get away from me!
05:53I'll hack you!
05:54Get away from me!
05:55Get away from me!
05:56I'll hack you!
05:58Ahh!
05:58Get away from me!
06:01Oh, shit!
06:01Knock that ladder!
06:02Oh, well, that's my brother!
06:04Oh, crazy!
06:04I'll kill you, Yogi!
06:07Get away from me!
06:08Get away from me!
06:08Get away from me!
06:09For fuck's sake!
06:10That won't work on me!
06:11And I'm like a jerk!
06:12Ciao!
06:13Ah!
06:13Ah!
06:14Ah!
06:14Ah!
06:15Ah!
06:16Ah!
06:17Ah!
06:17Ah!
06:19Whoa!
06:20Ah!
06:20Ah!
06:22Ah!
06:22Ah!
06:23Ah!
06:23I don't know.
06:53Don't wait, go and help the others up on the battlements.
07:15Stop copping and go and help them on the ramparts.
07:20Shoot him!
07:23Oh, I'll knock it down!
07:32Got him!
07:34Goodwin! Up there!
07:35Not here. I have to go down the stairs by the gate.
07:54You're not needed here. Go and help the others on the battlements.
08:07Godwin! Up there!
08:08This isn't my way to the gate. I have to go down the stairs on the other side.
08:21Godwin! Get over here, Bracknells! Join the way!
08:25Richard! What the fuck are you eating for?
08:37We need more answers!
08:38Not this one. I have to help them hold the gate.
08:47Oh, bastards!
08:48Markluss! Come here!
08:53That's it!
09:08Come on! Follow me!
09:14Don't let them climb up! Knock it down!
09:34Don't let them climb up! Knock it down!
09:36Knock it down, you shitty!
09:47You can't get away from me!
09:51Hey! Come out with this bastard!
09:53Knock that ladder down or they'll overrun him!
10:00Read the dog or you need to be put down!
10:03I've got you!
10:08I've got you!
10:09I've got you!
10:10I've got you!
10:11I've got you!
10:12I've got you!
10:13To me!
10:14You can't let me!
10:15I've got you!
10:16Knock it down!
10:17I kill you, you cunt!
10:19Hey!
10:20I'm coming out of the window!
10:22I knew that!
10:23Please!
10:24You're a knife!
10:25Please!
10:29Knock down the ladder!
10:31I'll shoot your assholes!
10:35Get ready to leave this line!
10:37Knock that ladder down or they'll overrun us!
10:41Hey!
10:42Come and help me with this bastard!
10:46Now I'll show you!
10:50Stop trying!
10:52What the hell do you fucking do?
10:54That won't work for me!
10:56I'll kill you, you bastard!
10:59Knock that ladder down or they'll overrun us!
11:04Oh!
11:05Don't let him run up!
11:07Oh!
11:08Oh!
11:09Oh!
11:12Oh!
11:13Oh!
11:14Oh!
11:15Oh!
11:17Oh!
11:18Oh!
11:19Oh!
11:20Oh!
11:21Oh!
11:22Oh!
11:23Oh!
11:24Oh!
11:25Oh!
11:26Oh!
11:27Oh, fuck.
11:46Fuck.
11:47I've been hit.
11:48I don't poke at this.
11:51Just calm down.
11:57Oh, Dentus Fortuna, fucking you, vat.
12:02Jesus.
12:06You were only supposed to deliver a message to Trotsky.
12:11The most adventure I was expecting was a fuck or two.
12:21Everyone to the tower!
12:27I don't know.
12:57I don't know.
13:27Oh, Dentus Fortuna, you vat.
13:44What was that you keep yelling, Sir Hans?
13:55Good gracious, Henry.
13:56You don't mean to tell me you don't know Latin.
13:58My apologies, Your Grace.
14:01Unfortunately, I was too busy shoveling shit and picking turnips to find time for study in Latin.
14:06We shall have to rectify that.
14:08I can't have an ignoramus for a personal bodyguard.
14:10Anyway, this Auden's, Auden's, whatever, what does that actually mean?
14:19Oh, Dentus Fortuna, you vat.
14:22Fortune favours the brave.
14:24I don't doubt it.
14:26All we have to do is deliver a letter to Lord Otto von Burghoff and ride back again.
14:31It doesn't take much bravery.
14:35Christ, Henry, don't be such a stick in the mud.
14:37Aren't you glad to be finally out of that hellhole where we can finally enjoy some adventure?
14:43See a bit of the world.
14:45Meet new women.
14:46And simply have some fun.
14:49Sure, but you promised Ohannish that you'd be as good as gold.
14:52And I'm personally responsible for your safety.
14:55Zeiss, Trotsky's in the middle of nowhere.
14:58So I wouldn't expect much excitement there.
15:00God help me.
15:01My bodyguard's a monk who can't speak Latin.
15:06Sir.
15:08Trotsky.
15:16My word.
15:32That is fucking impressive.
15:35It makes Perkstein look like an outhouse.
15:38Berghoff must be made of money.
15:46Well, Henry, looking forward to new adventures?
16:08Adventures that will become the stuff of legends?
16:14Of course I am.
16:15We'll show them what fine fellas have turned up on their doorstep.
16:19You bet we will.
16:21We'll hand over our important message and then hop, skip to the nearest tavern.
16:25We'll drink to our success and chase some local wenches, eh?
16:29But why didn't Uncle Hanush take care of it himself?
16:32Unless...
16:33Maybe he's just testing me.
16:39Aye, it does look like that.
16:41He'll hand over all the Rattai estates to you one day.
16:44So I expect he wants to be sure you won't botch it.
16:48Of course.
16:49How could I possibly botch it up?
16:51There are foreign armies rampaging through Bohemia.
16:54The king is in captivity, God knows where.
16:57And here we are, in the middle of it all, carrying an important document.
17:00No.
17:00I intend to make the most of this trip, one way or another.
17:07So do I.
17:08How is that?
17:09Fortuna...
17:10Aldentis Fortuna Juvas.
17:13Ha ha ha.
17:14See now.
17:16There's the Henry I know and love.
17:17Well, enough of the chat.
17:20Trotsky's almost within reach.
17:21Sir Hans, how's it looking there in the back?
17:25All good, Oates.
17:26Just keep your eyes on the road ahead.
17:28Exactly.
17:29If anything in front of us even looks like it's moving, we want to know.
17:33Keep your hair on, Nick.
17:35Old Oates got eyes like a hawk.
17:39I don't miss nothing.
17:48Sir.
17:53Look, look, look, look, look.
17:57Look, look, look.
17:58Should we get ready for a fight?
17:59Take it easy, Henry.
18:01They're wearing Von Burgos colors.
18:03They're from Trotsky.
18:05Surrender!
18:07Don't let them get away!
18:09Besides, don't stand a chance against them.
18:14Don't do anything foolish, fellas.
18:18Just follow my orders.
18:20Colts!
18:35What are you after here?
18:39Is this usually how you greet visitors, my good man?
18:43This is how we greet armed strangers when bandits are pillaging everywhere.
18:49Can you not distinguish between a noble and a bandit, sir?
18:53It's not always that straightforward these days.
18:56Who are you people?
18:59Sir Hans Capon of Perkstein.
19:02I bear a letter for Sir Otto von Burgos from my master, Sir Hanush of Leipa.
19:07This is indeed the seal of the lords of Leipa.
19:21And unless I am mistaken, Lord Hanush of Leipa is on the side of King Wenceslas.
19:29Well, I...
19:31While my master is a member of the League of Lords, who side with King Sigismund.
19:39Well...
19:39So it would appear we are enemies.
19:59We're not enemies.
20:01We're carrying a message with the aim of putting a stop to the hostilities.
20:05And who are you?
20:07Henry.
20:08From Scalitz.
20:09From Scalitz.
20:39I'm a soldier and Lord Capon's bodyguard.
20:49My job is to defend him with my life.
20:51From Scallet, you say?
20:53The one that King Sigismund's Kumin forces plundered?
20:57And slaughtered, everyone.
20:59Even so, I'm not going to Trotsky as an enemy, but as a peace envoy.
21:04Even so, you're still strangers here, and armed strangers to boot.
21:10And as it happens, we're on the trail of just such a band.
21:15So why should I trust you?
21:39We want to resolve conflicts, not to stir up more.
22:00That's why we're talking here.
22:03We have no intention of attacking you.
22:05You might be concerned that we're lying about who we are, but we showed you our letter with
22:09its seal.
22:09That should be enough for you.
22:11Or is it not?
22:12You don't seem like any messenger to me.
22:14More like some uppity brat.
22:17Didn't you say you were a god?
22:19Don't try to pull the wool over my eyes.
22:22Don't listen to him, Captain.
22:24He's travelling with me for the first time, and evidently, he's got a bit above himself.
22:29We've come on the orders of Margrave Yobst of Moravia, and we bear a message from Sir
22:35Hanish of Leipa, Divish of Tharmberg, and Radzig Cobula.
22:40Our message concerns the offer of an alliance.
22:42That, it seems you need as much as we do right now.
22:46Hmm.
22:48All right, then.
22:49You may carry on, but put your men in their place, sir, before their impertinence leads
22:55you into trouble.
22:56Indeed, I will.
22:58Thank you, Captain.
23:13Sorry about the cold reception.
23:15You must be cautious.
23:16These bandits create mayhem and vanish like ghosts.
23:21We'll be on our way.
23:22Sir, you won't accompany us to the castle to see your lord?
23:24Sorry, sir, we can't.
23:27Listen, you won't make it to the castle before nightfall, and Sir Otto's orders are to not
23:31admit anyone after dark, especially while we're away.
23:35You'd best camp until daybreak.
23:38I'll take your point.
23:40I mean, back home, the last time someone let a nobleman in trouble into their castle,
23:44we had to bombard it to get him out.
23:45Is there an inn in these parts, at least?
23:51There is one, but it's a bit of a way out, and I'm not sure your lordship would like it
23:56very much.
23:57God!
23:58What kind of a backwater have they sent us to?
24:01I suppose we'll just have to manage somehow.
24:06Good luck in hunting down those bandits.
24:10Thomas.
24:12Captain at Trotsky.
24:16And sorry again.
24:18Farewell.
24:20Farewell.
24:20Well, this is a bit of a hold-up.
24:32What now?
24:34Since there's no tavern we didn't reach, we'll just bed down here for the night.
24:40The pond looks inviting, and we've got wine enough.
24:44And what about those bandits?
24:46Well, they're probably keeping their heads down, what with that big patrol combing the
24:50woods for them.
25:02Come on, fellas.
25:04We'll camp here on the bank.
25:06At least we can bathe.
25:09I stink almost as bad as the rest of you.
25:11And you lot are rank!
25:15Be quiet, you flea-bitten hound.
25:28Be quiet, you flea-bitten hound.
25:37Do something with that mutt, Henry.
25:39He's doing my head in.
25:40Go away, mutt.
25:42You'll get nothing from me.
25:50Do something with that mutt, Henry.
25:53I'm doing my head in.
25:54Free!
25:55Off you go.
26:04I can't go wandering off now.
26:06Why did you do this?
26:08Henry, whistle at that mutt of yours to stop barking.
26:32Henry!
26:33Call that dog to heel.
26:45For Christ's sake!
26:48Henry!
26:49Call off that damn dog before he wolves down the last of our mates.
26:53Henry!
27:04Henry!
27:04Whistle at that mutt of yours to stop barking!
27:17Henry!
27:18Hey!
27:19Call off that mutt of yours!
27:20Henry! Call that dog to heel!
27:43Henry!
27:44See what I can get for you.
27:46Well, hoorah! Peace at last.
27:49That barking was a pain in the arse.
28:07Henry, what the fuck was that about?
28:10What was what about?
28:11With that captain!
28:13I thought they got us all.
28:15The way you provoked him.
28:19You're a noble.
28:30You can't let some lackey shit all over you.
28:32Maybe.
28:33But I'd like to remain a living noble.
28:36At least no one got hurt.
28:38He was just throwing his weight around.
28:40You can't just let loose on anyone and everyone like that.
28:43That could really come back and bite us all in the arse.
28:49If you think so, sir.
29:08I do. It's an order.
29:10And keep quiet tomorrow in front of Von Burgov.
29:13I'm here to do the talking.
29:15We'll deliver our message and fulfill our mission.
29:18If we arrange a truce with the League of Lords, then Hanush will finally have to take me seriously.
29:24Don't fuck it up.
29:26As you command.
29:27Well, since you're so sure of yourself, how about stretching our limbs a bit after that long journey?
29:35With a bit of swordplay?
29:36You're in the mood for that after riding so long.
29:39Certainly.
29:40So then, eh?
29:42Eh?
29:43All right then.
29:45Just a bit of swordplay for the hell of it?
29:47Or should we have a wager?
29:48Let's save the wagers for later.
29:50Oh, you afraid?
29:52Keep the biting remarks to yourself.
29:55You've got armor on.
29:56So just grab your helmet.
29:57Here's a practice sword for you.
29:59Have that ready too.
30:22You're in the mood for you.
30:27You're in the mood for you.
30:29You're in the mood for you.
30:31You're in the mood for you.
30:33You're in the mood for you.
30:35You're in the mood for you.
30:37You're in the mood for you.
30:39You're in the mood for you.
30:41You're in the mood for you.
30:42You're in the mood for you.
30:43You're in the mood for you.
30:44You're in the mood for you.
30:45You're in the mood for you.
30:46You're in the mood for you.
30:47You're in the mood for you.
30:48You're in the mood for you.
30:49You're in the mood for you.
30:50You're in the mood for you.
30:51You're in the mood for you.
31:52I can't go wandering off now.
32:52How do you like it here?
32:54I'll tell you, it's nothing like home.
32:56And have you ever been further than Ratai?
32:58No, I never was, but I always wanted to.
33:01That's why Oates put in a word for me so I could ride along.
33:04Besides, for an adventurous expedition like this, you've got to have the right gear and good horses.
33:10And I'm in charge of them.
33:12I'm a bit anxious about tomorrow.
33:21How about you? Are you worried?
33:25A wee bit.
33:25But we've got good intentions.
33:27Sir Hans is responsible.
33:30And sensible too, when it comes to important things.
33:34And no doubt, Lord von Burghoff is a wise man and he'll hear him out with a cool head.
33:38Clever folks can always somehow come to an agreement, can't they?
33:41That's right.
33:52And also, we're coming with an offer of alliance.
33:55I can't imagine what could happen for them not to receive us.
33:58Not much chance of that.
34:00Listen, would you have some scraps for a mutt?
34:29That's a good one.
34:32He already gobbled up a piece of venison while I was having a piss.
34:36I've got one last sausage and I'll be saving that for the way back.
34:40Look, Henry, I'm fond of that beast, but you ought to keep him under control.
34:54Listen, if you give me that sausage now, I'll bring you something from the feast tomorrow.
34:58They'll surely serve us up some real delicacies at Lord von Burghoff's castle.
35:03And I'll be invited, too.
35:05Hmm, you might be right.
35:08After all, you're a noble's bastard and Sir Hans always keeps you close at hand.
35:14All right then, here's your sausage.
35:17And don't forget about me tomorrow.
35:19My favourite is more meat with rosehip sauce and cabbage.
35:23One, here's your sausage.
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