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00:01:29Maybe next year. Things calmed down at work a little.
00:01:32That's what you said last year.
00:01:40You want to rip some lotion on my back?
00:01:43Maybe later. I don't want to get all these papers greasy.
00:01:51Alan, we have to be consistent.
00:01:53Successive approximations to the goal, remember?
00:01:56God, that language just turns me on.
00:01:58Okay, if you don't want to do it.
00:02:00No, I do. I do want to do it. It's just that book, you know?
00:02:04It just zaps all the spontaneity.
00:02:07The point is to get the spontaneity back.
00:02:11Obviously, we're not there yet.
00:02:16Look, I want this as much as you do.
00:02:20I want to get things back.
00:02:22No, I don't want to get things back.
00:02:24I want to make it better. Better than it's ever been.
00:02:28Okay.
00:02:31So?
00:02:34Let's get to work.
00:02:37Excuse me, where did you get that?
00:02:39This guy I work with at the museum gave it to me.
00:02:42We haven't gotten stoned since college.
00:02:45Mm-hmm.
00:02:47And it was the best sex we ever had.
00:02:49What about the kids?
00:02:50They're sound asleep.
00:02:51Don't answer that.
00:03:04It might be my morning meeting.
00:03:06Good morning meeting.
00:03:13Hello?
00:03:17Sure, hold on.
00:03:19It's for you.
00:03:20You want me to take a message?
00:03:21I better see who it is.
00:03:25Here she is.
00:03:29Hello.
00:03:31Oh, hi.
00:03:33Oh, no, that's okay.
00:03:36Yeah, I have the keys. Why?
00:03:37Marnie, you know, we're sure gonna miss you.
00:03:45Here you go.
00:03:47Oh, Alan.
00:03:49Marnie and I were just calculating your chances of beating me out of this VP slot.
00:03:53What do you think? Slim or none?
00:03:55With your warmth and charm, none.
00:03:58Yeah.
00:03:59Not to mention the quarter I just had.
00:04:01Bottom line says it all, pal.
00:04:06Oh, excuse me.
00:04:09Gee, I'm gonna miss Neil.
00:04:13I really will miss you.
00:04:22That's not exactly what I meant.
00:04:24You got the wrong impression.
00:04:29Listen.
00:04:31Wendy and I have been married for 12 years.
00:04:33You've been flirting with me all week.
00:04:36That's not exactly.
00:04:38I find you very attractive.
00:04:41So,
00:04:43do you want to come home with me?
00:04:48Yeah.
00:04:54Hey, wake up.
00:05:10You're home.
00:05:12What time is it?
00:05:13It's late.
00:05:15Sorry.
00:05:17We need to talk.
00:05:18What's wrong?
00:05:22I lied to you.
00:05:24There was no business dinner.
00:05:29You remember that Tempo's telling you about Marnie?
00:05:33Verna's replacement.
00:05:34I was at her apartment tonight.
00:05:43Just tell me.
00:05:45It was like I was someone else.
00:05:48She kissed me.
00:05:51We kissed.
00:05:53We kissed.
00:05:55It was wonderful.
00:05:57I'd be lying if I said it wasn't.
00:06:02Then it all just hit me.
00:06:03It was like you and Brooke and Daniel and the house and our whole lives together.
00:06:11It's like you're all in the room with me.
00:06:13And you made me realize what I was doing.
00:06:17I left.
00:06:23I left.
00:06:26I've just been driving around.
00:06:30Like to...
00:06:32My point is...
00:06:34Our marriage means more to me than I ever thought.
00:06:37It's everything.
00:06:39And we gotta do something.
00:06:40We gotta... anything.
00:06:42We gotta fix it.
00:06:45I don't wanna lose you.
00:06:47And I don't wanna lose the kids.
00:06:48I couldn't handle that.
00:07:11You're not alone in this, you know.
00:07:13What do you mean?
00:07:26Remember the pancake house?
00:07:28Where we used to take the kids last summer?
00:07:30The waiter there, Ryan.
00:07:33Sandy-haired, mid-twenties.
00:07:36What, you had an affair with him?
00:07:38No.
00:07:40But I thought about it.
00:07:43A lot.
00:07:45Whenever I made love with you, I fantasized about him.
00:07:52Really?
00:07:55Both times?
00:07:57It's not funny, Ellen.
00:08:00I know.
00:08:03Oh.
00:08:05I know.
00:08:06I started going for lunch alone there.
00:08:09Because I wanted them all to myself.
00:08:12That's not the way it should be.
00:08:15I don't want parts of my life that I can't share with you.
00:08:36You think the car will be okay down here?
00:08:38It will be fine, don't worry.
00:08:40We have not been down here in so long.
00:08:42We got some time to kill before we pick up the kids from school.
00:08:44I thought it would be fun.
00:08:46Well, we should find a thrift store and buy the kids a costume.
00:08:48Ah, what luck.
00:08:50Costumes.
00:08:51Yeah.
00:08:52It's not exactly what I had in mind.
00:08:54Take a chance.
00:08:56Live dangerous.
00:08:58Honey.
00:09:00So what.
00:09:01She hasn't had two kids.
00:09:05What do you suppose this is?
00:09:07Oh, it's not the same.
00:09:08It's not the same.
00:09:09It's not the same.
00:09:11It's not the same.
00:09:14It's the same.
00:09:16It's the same.
00:09:17Just the same.
00:09:19It's the same.
00:09:21It's the same.
00:09:22What do you suppose this is?
00:09:30It's a Super V-19 Autoflagellator.
00:09:34Guaranteed to give you years and years of erotic pleasure.
00:09:39Okay.
00:09:43Good.
00:09:47Thanks.
00:09:48What'd you buy?
00:09:50A Swingers magazine.
00:09:53Are you kidding?
00:09:54What?
00:09:54They're all normal people.
00:09:55They're non-pros.
00:09:56They're like us.
00:09:57Oh, can you imagine soliciting total strangers?
00:10:01You're right.
00:10:02I'll take it back.
00:10:03Um, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:06Couldn't hurt to look.
00:10:12Come on, Daniel.
00:10:13Come on.
00:10:14You know that thing we were talking about before you did hide it?
00:10:17I did.
00:10:18Is it my birthday present?
00:10:20You know, I wasn't serious.
00:10:23I have to admit, though, it is an intriguing thought.
00:10:27Because it's my birthday.
00:10:28Two weeks, you know.
00:10:30Huh?
00:10:30Is that a fact?
00:10:31Huh?
00:10:31Completely forgot.
00:10:32Oh, come on.
00:10:39We're down to the T's.
00:10:40We don't have a single prospect here.
00:10:42Keep going.
00:10:45The Travises.
00:10:49Bill's always undressing you mentally on tennis court.
00:10:51I like them too much.
00:10:54I don't want to risk their friendship.
00:10:55What do you want to do with people we hate?
00:10:57How could I possibly face her at work the next day?
00:11:00Easy.
00:11:00Just say, hi, Becky.
00:11:03You were incredible last night.
00:11:08Keep going.
00:11:10Okay.
00:11:11No.
00:11:11Oh, the Wakefields.
00:11:15You're kidding.
00:11:23That's everybody?
00:11:24It's everybody.
00:11:26I had the good sense to leave our family members.
00:11:28And, of course, the Bradleys with Neil's winning personality.
00:11:31Well, you two compete in enough areas enough already enough.
00:11:35Well, that's it, then.
00:11:37We don't know a single person we can do it with.
00:11:40And it's too scary calling on strangers.
00:11:43Well, still, it was fun fantasizing.
00:11:49You know, we could make up our own ad.
00:11:55We'd be in total control.
00:11:56We could get a P.O. box, and we could screen all the mail.
00:12:00You can't be serious.
00:12:02I could be.
00:12:05If you are.
00:12:10No, no, we're not using a picture in this ad.
00:12:21Yeah, but we'll need one eventually.
00:12:27Huh.
00:12:28This one.
00:12:30Couldn't you at least find one without the kids?
00:12:32We'll just cut them out.
00:12:35Just like that.
00:12:38Just like that.
00:12:40Okay.
00:12:43How about this?
00:12:44Curious but yellow?
00:12:46So are we.
00:12:47Happy but restless suburbanites.
00:12:49Suburbanites seek twin sparks to rekindle flame.
00:12:54Dirty minds, meticulously clean bodies.
00:12:57Expect the same of you or no go.
00:13:00What do you think?
00:13:01Hmm.
00:13:02They sound perfect.
00:13:03I don't know.
00:13:04How about this?
00:13:05We'll just turn.
00:13:07I just want to be okay.
00:13:08How about this?
00:13:08How about this?
00:13:09How about this?
00:13:10What do you think?
00:13:11How about this?
00:13:11Oh.
00:13:12Oh.
00:13:12Oh.
00:13:13Oh.
00:13:14Oh.
00:13:14Oh.
00:13:15Oh.
00:13:15Oh.
00:13:16Oh.
00:13:16Oh.
00:13:16Oh.
00:13:17Oh.
00:13:17Oh.
00:13:18Oh.
00:13:19Oh.
00:13:20Oh.
00:13:21Oh.
00:13:21Oh.
00:13:21you check on the kids they're fine still doing homework anything interesting yet these are the
00:13:46rejects this is my rubber butt plug oh that killed it for me too what about these two they're gorgeous
00:13:59they are huh they're both men jesus oh this is cute
00:14:05sorry about the out of seasons greetings but we're fresh out of centerfolds you two sound
00:14:14just wonderful send us a picture give us a call let's explore the possibilities love and kisses jack
00:14:20and louise keep her
00:14:24hi who's calling
00:14:53hi this is alan this is alan this is jack this is jack
00:15:01hi uh look i'm not sure if we're supposed to use last names whatever you feel comfortable with al
00:15:08did you get the picture yes we did and to be perfectly honest i haven't seen louise this
00:15:17excited in a long time it's a good thing i'm not the jealous type listen uh wendy and i we've never
00:15:24done anything like this before i assume you have just a few times so would tomorrow night be okay for
00:15:32you tomorrow neil bradley's already made his presentation
00:15:37a client is looking at his watch talking to a client is that paul mcgrew no
00:15:46how do you ever find anything in this mess
00:15:49so who's neil bradley some prick i work with uh-huh and who's paul mcgrew what are you writing a book
00:16:00hey i'm sorry look i'm just trying to get to know you better
00:16:04he owns a large hotel chain i'm the sales manager for western division for a food service company
00:16:12really i'm in sales too high-end audio and video stuff and my wife does a little modeling
00:16:18really my wife works for a children's museum part-time and we have two kids great okay listen
00:16:28there's a place downtown called the zebra lounge let's meet there tomorrow night say eight o'clock
00:16:32no strings attached okay okay bye
00:16:36i've been down in such a dark place
00:16:47i've been a fool and a fool
00:16:50just to please everybody who
00:16:55i said that they love me and i
00:16:57smacked out the food that i was too afraid to swallow
00:17:01i've been locked up in this attic
00:17:03still this lover of a brain
00:17:06and i tried so hard to get the people sun to shine
00:17:13yes i tried so hard to break the cycle of pain
00:17:16into it baby
00:17:19do i hate
00:17:22alan wendy hi i'm jack this is my wife louise the most beautiful woman in the world
00:17:28hello
00:17:29oh hi
00:17:31make yourself comfortable and jack will order some drinks
00:17:35tina louise and i'll have
00:17:38the usual and for you
00:17:40a white label please
00:17:42let me guess
00:17:43on the rocks
00:17:44yes
00:17:45the same
00:17:48thank you
00:17:49i'm so glad you guys decided to get together with us
00:17:53we haven't decided um
00:17:56anything yet
00:17:58you know
00:17:59your ad was the first one that we'd answered in several months
00:18:02i guess
00:18:04well i guess louise and i are getting a little more discriminating
00:18:08i suppose we should be flattered
00:18:10i don't know
00:18:12figured i'd put that out there
00:18:14might be a bit more comforting
00:18:15it's lucky you found us first
00:18:17we are your first right
00:18:20oh yes
00:18:21yeah
00:18:22most definitely
00:18:24you know what i've learned from louise
00:18:27you just relax and let yourself go
00:18:31you can really have a lot of fun
00:18:33it's just that we've never done anything like this before
00:18:38nothing's going to happen that you don't want to
00:18:40thank you
00:18:45welcome
00:18:46okay
00:18:48a toast
00:18:51two
00:18:53two
00:18:57two
00:18:59two
00:19:00two
00:19:01two
00:19:03two
00:19:05three
00:19:07two
00:19:09three
00:19:10two
00:19:12three
00:19:14two
00:19:15three
00:19:16three
00:19:18two
00:19:19do you
00:19:20excuse us a minute
00:19:22are we crazy
00:19:27i think they're pretty normal considering
00:19:30do you like him
00:19:32i don't know
00:19:33i mean he's charming
00:19:35kind of intriguing
00:19:37excuse me
00:19:40how do you feel about her
00:19:42she's nice
00:19:44attractive
00:19:45very sexy
00:19:47yeah she's very sexy
00:19:48i like his eyes
00:19:50well it was nice meeting you two
00:19:54we're gonna pass
00:19:56oh i'm so disappointed
00:19:58no that's okay
00:19:59if that's your choice
00:20:01but we were having such a nice talk
00:20:03would you just
00:20:03please
00:20:04come finish your drinks
00:20:05sure
00:20:07you know baby
00:20:12i wish it would have been that easy for us to fix our little flame problem
00:20:16you're not having affairs yet are you
00:20:19no
00:20:21no
00:20:22not quite
00:20:23no it's problems like that in a marriage that are difficult to solve
00:20:26have you guys
00:20:27read any self-help books or done any counseling
00:20:30we haven't had much luck with them
00:20:32look we really appreciate your concern but
00:20:34well
00:20:35i don't know we're just not ready for this
00:20:38you know
00:20:40alan
00:20:42sometimes it's
00:20:45not such a good idea to wait until you feel like you're ready
00:20:48i know for louise and i
00:20:51well it felt like we were running out of time
00:20:54you know
00:21:07if we were to do this
00:21:10how's it gonna work
00:21:12how would it work
00:21:13hypothetically
00:21:14of course
00:21:15our house is out of the question
00:21:16with the kids and all
00:21:17ours too
00:21:18we have painters coming in
00:21:19why don't you guys
00:21:20leave it up to us
00:21:22hypothetically
00:21:24yeah
00:21:36uh how does this sound
00:21:38whatever we do
00:21:39we do it together
00:21:40when one of us wants to stop
00:21:43we both stop
00:21:43no questions asked
00:21:45and we'll never do anything that might hurt the kids
00:21:48couldn't have put it better myself
00:21:50you want me to sign it
00:21:52now all your words good enough for me
00:21:55look
00:22:03if this doesn't feel right
00:22:05we'll just
00:22:06cut it short
00:22:07and come home
00:22:08right
00:22:15do you think we're dressed right
00:22:29i don't know
00:22:30never dressed for an orangey before
00:22:32wow mom
00:22:34you look beautiful
00:22:35thank you
00:22:37you too daddy
00:22:38and thanks
00:22:39works for them
00:22:40okay listen you guys
00:22:41i want you to do everything nancy asks you to do
00:22:43okay i promise there'll be something in it for you
00:22:45love you
00:22:46i want you to see you
00:22:46wow
00:22:47that's the biggest car i've ever seen
00:22:51hi
00:22:53who are those people
00:22:55they're some friends
00:22:56they're going on here
00:22:57we better hurry up
00:22:58before they bring out the whole neighborhood
00:22:59see ya
00:23:00bye mommy
00:23:01bye daddy
00:23:02bye
00:23:02wow
00:23:04glass of champagne
00:23:06to the first person
00:23:08who can guess
00:23:08what louise is doing
00:23:10to me right now
00:23:11kidding
00:23:13i didn't think you go to such an expense
00:23:15no trouble at all
00:23:16a friend of mine owns the car
00:23:20so how's the painting going
00:23:24what's that
00:23:25you said you're getting your house painted
00:23:28oh no we just say that
00:23:30jack and i like to keep our home private
00:23:33oh
00:23:33no we should be proud of that
00:23:36why you guys aren't in a hurry to get home are you
00:23:38our sir can stay the night
00:23:40if we ask her to
00:23:41okay
00:23:42good
00:23:43perfect
00:23:44so al
00:23:47is it right if i call you al
00:23:49excuse me
00:23:50forget it
00:23:51um
00:23:51would you like to trade seats with me
00:23:54because
00:23:55although
00:23:56louise and i
00:23:58don't look like it
00:24:00we're sitting over here feeling a little bit like a senate subcommittee
00:24:04know what i mean
00:24:05is that alright
00:24:07sure
00:24:08great
00:24:08yeah
00:24:09okay
00:24:12so how do we look
00:24:14fabulous
00:24:15i would say you're the second sexiest couple in the car
00:24:18you look like you had a tough day at the office
00:24:22actually i did
00:24:25alan's up for a vice presidency and he's got some pretty tough competition
00:24:29ah yes
00:24:30neil bradley
00:24:31little prick
00:24:33a little tense
00:24:37you don't like champagne
00:24:52uh no it's the bubbles
00:24:54honey
00:24:55yes
00:24:57can we get wendy some white label
00:24:59sure
00:24:59here
00:25:00that made
00:25:01dilemma
00:25:04oh
00:25:04here i'll take this
00:25:06thank you
00:25:07a toast
00:25:11let's have some fun
00:25:13have fun
00:25:14yeah
00:25:15no i'm so
00:25:16hey
00:25:20do you know the
00:25:20i do
00:25:22hair
00:25:23yeah
00:25:24and i love you
00:25:25i know the
00:25:28i love you
00:25:29i love you
00:25:30you
00:25:31you
00:25:31or
00:25:32i love you
00:25:32Let's go.
00:26:02I'll show you the view.
00:26:32I'll show you the view.
00:27:02I'll show you the view.
00:27:32I'll show you the view.
00:28:02I'll show you the view.
00:28:32I'll show you the view.
00:29:02Where have you two been hiding?
00:29:05Louise and I would love to see you two again.
00:29:08Didn't even turn your last call.
00:29:10I never got around to it much.
00:29:12Well, honey, you're not trying to string them along, are you?
00:29:15No, I'm just not comfortable with discussing.
00:29:18That's all.
00:29:19Tell them that we had a really good time and we appreciate their concern, but we don't need them anymore.
00:29:26They take it too personally.
00:29:29Yes.
00:29:30Well, then just tell them that it doesn't fit into our lifestyle.
00:29:33I'm sure they can understand that.
00:29:35Okay, I can do that.
00:29:37Okay, I can do that.
00:29:37I'll call them.
00:29:38Good.
00:29:38Good.
00:29:39Good.
00:29:40Yes.
00:29:43What?
00:29:45They were incredible though, weren't they?
00:29:47Yeah, they were.
00:29:49It's our way.
00:29:49I don't know.
00:30:19The fat thing, the ice cream's melting.
00:30:22How come you scooped it out so soon?
00:30:23Wendy asked me to.
00:30:25Here, Mom, let's cut this cake.
00:30:26Hello.
00:30:28Hey, everybody.
00:30:29Sorry we're late.
00:30:30Oh, what a great place to have a party.
00:30:36Jack, Louise.
00:30:37Hey, everybody, this is Jack and Louise.
00:30:40Hi.
00:30:41Friends, and this is Wendy's mom.
00:30:44Oh.
00:30:44Hey, Jack.
00:30:48Cannon.
00:30:48Nice to meet you.
00:30:49And this must be the birthday boy.
00:30:52Oh.
00:30:53Is it for me?
00:30:55No, it's for me.
00:30:57Oh.
00:31:00Happy birthday, Daniel.
00:31:02For Aunt Louise and Uncle Jack.
00:31:05What are you doing to have fun with us?
00:31:07Are you saying they're aunt and uncle?
00:31:08Honey, they're just trying to be friendly.
00:31:10Be polite, okay?
00:31:10So is anybody going to give us some cake?
00:31:13Of course, yes.
00:31:14Have some cake.
00:31:15You could have a smaller piece?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:18Thanks.
00:31:19I'm going to need pork and maybe a napkin.
00:31:24Oh, would you like to have some?
00:31:26We'll get her on.
00:31:27Okay.
00:31:28I got it.
00:31:29Thanks, Belle.
00:31:30Who wants to see Uncle Jack juggle?
00:31:32Me!
00:31:33Check it out.
00:31:34I'm Bill Jack!
00:31:35You're doing great, honey.
00:31:37Thank you, baby.
00:31:37You know, Alan, if I hadn't called your secretary, I never would have known about this party.
00:31:43Huh?
00:31:46Ta-da!
00:31:51Everybody loves Jack.
00:31:53Don't you find him attractive?
00:31:54Because I find your husband, Ken, very good-looking.
00:31:58Ken, get the kids.
00:32:04It's time to go.
00:32:05One hand.
00:32:07Huh?
00:32:08Sorry.
00:32:09Maybe I can try behind the back.
00:32:10Ready?
00:32:11Ta-da!
00:32:15I could kill your secretary.
00:32:18Well, you were the one that asked her to give out the directions.
00:32:21Yes, to invited guests.
00:32:23And what was she supposed to do?
00:32:24Interrogate every caller?
00:32:26I got a present, too, from Aunt Louise.
00:32:29It's my unbirthday present.
00:32:33A bracelet?
00:32:36It's nice, honey.
00:32:39It's really nice.
00:32:46Yeah, I know.
00:32:49I'll call you on Tuesday.
00:32:51Yeah.
00:32:54Congratulations.
00:32:54What for?
00:32:57We're finally getting our shots with Paul McGrew.
00:33:00No kidding.
00:33:03All my faxes and nuisance calls must have paid off.
00:33:05Apparently so.
00:33:06His office called.
00:33:07He wants to play tennis this afternoon.
00:33:08We've got a court for one o'clock.
00:33:10Oh, yes!
00:33:11Alan, this is our big chance.
00:33:13When he gets here, you introduce us.
00:33:20I'll take it from there.
00:33:21That's going to be a little hard.
00:33:22I don't even know what he looks like.
00:33:24I've never met him before.
00:33:25Well, that must be him right there.
00:33:28Good afternoon, gentlemen.
00:33:30No.
00:33:31Alan, good to see you.
00:33:32And you must be the big boss.
00:33:37But you said you didn't know what he looks like.
00:33:38I don't know what he looks like.
00:33:39That's somebody else.
00:33:41Friend, sort of.
00:33:43Hey, fellas.
00:33:45I'm Jack Bauer.
00:33:46Adam Frazier.
00:33:47Great to see you, Adam.
00:33:48Hey, Alan.
00:33:49Hey, Jack.
00:33:49Oh, yeah, I think our fourth run is a little late.
00:33:51Excuse me?
00:33:52Paul McGrew, it's why you're here, isn't it?
00:33:54Um, yes, but...
00:33:55Jack, buddy.
00:33:56I love this guy.
00:33:57Hey.
00:33:58Hey, Paul.
00:33:58How are you?
00:33:59Good to see you.
00:33:59Hi, Paul McGrew.
00:34:00Adam Frazier.
00:34:01Hi, Adam.
00:34:01Alan Barnett.
00:34:02Oh, and finally.
00:34:03Yeah.
00:34:03Jack here tells me you're going to make me an offer I can't refuse.
00:34:06We're sure going to try.
00:34:07Well, if it's anywhere near as good as a deal he cut for me,
00:34:10we're going to be in business.
00:34:11Let's get to it.
00:34:13So, Paul's company commissioned my company
00:34:17to do his whole chain.
00:34:20Monitors, speakers, everything.
00:34:24Big screen TVs, wireless speakers, and all the bars.
00:34:27It is going to be sensational.
00:34:29All right, now, don't hurt him, Alan.
00:34:39Get you next time, Bauer.
00:34:40Anytime, Paul.
00:34:42Thanks.
00:34:42Good game.
00:34:43Take it easy, Paul.
00:34:44See you at the office.
00:34:46And I enjoyed it.
00:34:47I gotta do that more.
00:34:49He likes you already, I can tell.
00:34:52How did you do this?
00:34:53It was easy.
00:34:55Just closed him with a great deal.
00:34:59Just like that?
00:35:00Oh.
00:35:01It's all in the technique.
00:35:03FBQS.
00:35:06What?
00:35:08Friendly.
00:35:09Persistent.
00:35:10Questioning.
00:35:12Stare.
00:35:13You know when you get to that critical moment in a transaction.
00:35:17Right.
00:35:17This is what I do.
00:35:26Is that good or what?
00:35:30You didn't tell him about us.
00:35:33Of course not.
00:35:34This is business, buddy.
00:35:36Come on.
00:35:36Let's butt.
00:35:37Let's butt.
00:35:37Jack could sell circles around me.
00:35:52Well, what did he do it for?
00:35:55A commission?
00:35:57A finder's fee?
00:35:58To get what he wants.
00:36:00Which is...
00:36:01Us.
00:36:05Us.
00:36:08Alan, I thought we said we wouldn't do that anymore.
00:36:11I know.
00:36:14But it was a huge favor he did.
00:36:17I mean...
00:36:18I may get the promotion.
00:36:20Could be a big bonus.
00:36:21It seems rude not to...
00:36:25That's ridiculous.
00:36:31I'm sorry.
00:36:32Forget it.
00:36:34Forget it.
00:36:35Okay, but is that...
00:36:36I mean, is that what you want?
00:36:40Do you want to do it again?
00:36:44Do you?
00:36:48You want her again, don't you?
00:36:49I still have a great ass, you know.
00:36:58You have a great ass, too.
00:37:00I could get jealous tonight.
00:37:04I'm hoping you do.
00:37:07Really?
00:37:08Well, two can play that game.
00:37:10Give us a kiss.
00:37:19Hello, Barnett.
00:37:23We missed you.
00:37:26We've been looking forward to this.
00:37:31You look amazing.
00:37:34I got my hair done.
00:37:36Hi.
00:37:37Hello.
00:37:39You're looking pretty smooth yourself there, Alan.
00:37:41Why, thank you.
00:37:42I actually shaved.
00:37:44What do you think?
00:37:45This is awesome.
00:37:47Should have worn a toga.
00:37:48You won't be needing one.
00:37:53Come on.
00:37:58I thought we'd try something a little different tonight.
00:38:01You guys ever done ecstasy?
00:38:03I took a quaalude once in college.
00:38:06Oh, they've made some amazing advances on the recreational drug front.
00:38:18I'm up for it.
00:38:28Pretty cool.
00:38:29Looks nice.
00:38:37You've never done this?
00:38:39You've never done it.
00:38:46You've never done it.
00:38:48You've never done it.
00:38:49You've never done it.
00:38:50You've never done it.
00:38:51You've never done it.
00:38:52You've never done it.
00:38:52You've never done it.
00:38:53You've never done it.
00:38:53You've never done it.
00:38:54You've never done it.
00:38:55You've never done it.
00:38:56You've never done it.
00:38:56You've never done it.
00:38:57You've never done it.
00:38:57You've never done it.
00:38:58You've never done it.
00:38:58You've never done it.
00:38:59You've never done it.
00:39:00You've never done it.
00:39:01You've never done it.
00:39:02You've never done it.
00:39:03You've never done it.
00:39:04You've never done it.
00:39:05You've never done it.
00:39:06You've never done it.
00:39:07You've never done it.
00:39:08To good friends, to good business.
00:39:38Have you ever been with a woman before?
00:40:08Why don't you ever help me?
00:40:22About last night.
00:40:23Let's not talk about it, okay?
00:40:25It's open.
00:40:27I'm gonna get the kids.
00:40:33So are you ready to face the food, smart guys?
00:40:35I wouldn't worry about me, Alan.
00:40:37Adam, you know, it was supposed to be my account.
00:40:40Frazier must really want it, sending the both of us.
00:40:42If Adam really wanted it, he'd have sent just me.
00:40:45Hey, guys.
00:40:48Neil Bradley, right?
00:40:49Yeah.
00:40:50Great suit. Jack Bauer, how are you?
00:40:52Hi.
00:40:53Alan's told me all about you.
00:40:56See you at the meeting, Neil.
00:40:58Right.
00:41:00You take care now.
00:41:03You don't call anymore?
00:41:05Why, is that why you came?
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:09I've been kind of swamped at work.
00:41:11Oh.
00:41:12Well, listen, buddy.
00:41:15Louie just rarely misses you.
00:41:17You know what I'm saying?
00:41:18You have to be busy, I understand.
00:41:20Can't make it tonight.
00:41:21Let's try for tomorrow night.
00:41:22Sir.
00:41:23Brooke's recitaled tomorrow.
00:41:26I'll check my calendar.
00:41:27If I didn't know any better, I'd think you're trying to avoid us!
00:41:37Okay.
00:41:38Okay.
00:41:40Next week, how about a show, dinner, whatever you want.
00:41:43Great.
00:41:45See how easy that was.
00:41:48Call me.
00:41:49Promise?
00:41:51I promise.
00:41:53See you soon.
00:41:54Well, thank you very much for your presentation.
00:42:02We've obviously put a lot of work into it.
00:42:05We'll think about it and get back to you.
00:42:08Okay.
00:42:11Hank, with all due respect, there is nothing to think about.
00:42:16The fact is, we all know there isn't anyone else in this industry who can match our quality,
00:42:20service, or price.
00:42:21So, what do you say?
00:42:34Whew, what a day.
00:42:35Get promoted in the morning, close a deal the same night.
00:42:38Promoted?
00:42:39What the hell are you talking about?
00:42:40Didn't Adam tell you?
00:42:41He picked me.
00:42:42No, he didn't tell me.
00:42:43Well, you know, he probably didn't want you to get bent out of shape and fuck up this deal.
00:42:46Fuck it up?
00:42:48I closed it, you piece of shit!
00:42:51Yeah.
00:42:54We'll bring it up at your review.
00:43:00See you tomorrow, pal.
00:43:16You coming?
00:43:21I closed it, I closed it.
00:43:34I closed it.
00:43:39No way
00:44:01Louise, I can't do this
00:44:04Wendy and I, we're not
00:44:05You'll never have this with your wife
00:44:09The bedroom and
00:44:16Daddy had to work late
00:44:18Where have you been?
00:44:24Who are you talking to?
00:44:25Grandma, Mom's in a bad mood
00:44:27Like, what else is new?
00:44:32What else?
00:44:35Hey, Margaret
00:44:36Yeah, I just walked in
00:44:37Look, whatever she's upset about
00:44:40I'll take care of
00:44:41Yeah
00:44:43Okay, don't worry about it
00:44:46I'll call you
00:44:47We're not the right kind of people, Ellen
00:44:52Whatever made us think we could do this?
00:44:55I mean
00:44:55We've made some mistakes
00:44:57But they're in the past
00:44:58It's behind us
00:44:59It's done
00:45:00Everything is okay, really
00:45:02It's gonna be okay, really
00:45:05What happened to your lap?
00:45:11I banged it
00:45:12Getting in the car
00:45:13It's nothing
00:45:15Promise me that we'll never see them again
00:45:19I promise
00:45:24I swear to God
00:45:28I swear to God
00:45:30Are you wearing a new cologne?
00:45:37No
00:45:37No, it must be that soap
00:45:39I mean, I don't know
00:45:40You're right
00:45:41You're right
00:45:43You know
00:45:43We ought to get things back on track
00:45:45What do you want to do?
00:45:49Just
00:45:50Something
00:45:51Normal
00:45:54Can I answer the phone?
00:46:10Hello
00:46:10Oh my God
00:46:14The meeting broke up
00:46:16Around 10, 15
00:46:18Last time I saw Neil
00:46:19He was in the lobby
00:46:20He was heading for the elevator
00:46:21Then you didn't leave together
00:46:22No
00:46:23I went to the men's room
00:46:25We'd take separate cars
00:46:28So
00:46:31Was it a mugging?
00:46:32What happened?
00:46:34He was beaten to death
00:46:34They think a pipe
00:46:36Or a lug wrench
00:46:37Or something
00:46:37Jesus
00:46:39After you
00:46:42Left the men's room
00:46:43What did you do?
00:46:47I
00:46:47Went to the parking garage
00:46:49Got in my car
00:46:50Did you notice anything unusual
00:46:52In the garage?
00:46:54No
00:46:54Just got in my car
00:46:55And left
00:46:55Parking attendance records
00:46:58Show that you left the garage
00:47:00At 1044
00:47:00Wait a minute
00:47:02Is Alan a suspect here?
00:47:03Honey
00:47:03Some of the night staff
00:47:04Said that you and
00:47:06Mr. Bradley
00:47:06Had an argument
00:47:07In the lobby
00:47:08At 1020
00:47:09Well it wasn't really an argument
00:47:11We were discussing
00:47:11A business deal
00:47:12I'm just trying to
00:47:14Establish a timeline
00:47:15Detective
00:47:16If you think Alan
00:47:17Had anything to do with this
00:47:18He is the straightest
00:47:20Most law abiding citizen
00:47:22In the world
00:47:23As of now
00:47:24We don't have any suspects
00:47:25So
00:47:30Are we through?
00:47:32Sure
00:47:33I know where I can find you
00:47:35Sorry to bother you both so late
00:47:37Oh
00:47:38What happened to your lip?
00:47:40Oh I banged it
00:47:41On the car door
00:47:42Not real cluts
00:47:43Sometimes
00:47:44I'm still hungry
00:47:55I know
00:47:56Let's make some cookies
00:47:58We haven't done that
00:47:59In a long time
00:47:59Chocolate chip
00:48:00Peanut butter
00:48:01I like peanut butter
00:48:02What do you think dad?
00:48:04Huh?
00:48:04Oh I'm sorry
00:48:05Whatever
00:48:06Uncle Jack
00:48:13We just had pizza
00:48:14Hey right on
00:48:16Right here
00:48:16Where's Aunt Louise?
00:48:18She's at home
00:48:19But she told me
00:48:20To give you a big hug
00:48:20Now you guys run in there
00:48:23And see
00:48:23I brought you a big surprise
00:48:24Oh boy
00:48:25Went for pizza huh?
00:48:29Yeah
00:48:29How'd you get in?
00:48:31Oh
00:48:32Everybody always leaves a key
00:48:34Right under their potted plant
00:48:36Mom
00:48:38Dad
00:48:38Come see what Uncle Jack bought us
00:48:40Wow
00:48:44They're almost life size
00:48:46This is awesome
00:48:47We asked for one of these
00:48:50For Christmas the last two years
00:48:52But Mom and Dad said
00:48:53We couldn't afford it
00:48:54Thanks Uncle Jack
00:48:57He's not your Uncle Dan
00:48:58Why don't you take your brother outside
00:49:01Oh do we have to?
00:49:03Just go
00:49:04Well
00:49:11I hope you like where I put it
00:49:13I went through the whole house
00:49:15And this seemed like the best spot
00:49:16Coming to you right to the point
00:49:17Can't accept the TV
00:49:21You have to take it back
00:49:22And
00:49:23We really resent you
00:49:25Breaking into our house
00:49:26Can you get out of my chair please?
00:49:31I don't understand
00:49:32I was just trying to surprise you guys
00:49:36Alan and I don't want to see you
00:49:38Or Louise anymore
00:49:39It's not right for us
00:49:40And frankly
00:49:41We wish we'd never gotten into it
00:49:43That's too bad
00:49:45Louise and I always saw this
00:49:46As a long term relationship
00:49:48Well
00:49:48It's not going to work out
00:49:50Well
00:49:50Hang on guys
00:49:52I mean what happened here
00:49:53It's just a TV
00:49:54Listen
00:49:55Louise and I have been playing the field
00:49:58For a long time
00:49:59We've had a lot of fun
00:50:00But that's not so safe to do anymore
00:50:02I mean we had always hoped
00:50:05That we would meet a nice couple
00:50:06So that we could all just settle down
00:50:09Jack
00:50:09You guys gotta realize
00:50:10We are totally committed to you
00:50:12We're not interested
00:50:13You gotta find somebody else
00:50:15So
00:50:16In the meantime
00:50:17Get your TV
00:50:19Take it out of here
00:50:21And then we can all go on with our lives
00:50:23You make it all sound so simple Al
00:50:26It is Jack
00:50:28No it's not Wendy
00:50:29You see
00:50:31Underneath it all
00:50:33Louise and I
00:50:34We want the same things
00:50:36That you guys do
00:50:37Nice house
00:50:38Family
00:50:39Friends
00:50:40You've really opened our eyes
00:50:42Jack
00:50:43I'm sorry
00:50:44But this
00:50:44This is not our problem
00:50:47I was really looking forward
00:50:54To spending some more time with you
00:50:55Since you got the promotion
00:50:56You got that promotion?
00:50:58Yeah I
00:50:59I was next in line
00:51:01He deserved it
00:51:02Too bad what happened to Neil
00:51:04I think it's time you
00:51:15Go
00:51:16Yeah
00:51:19You're probably right
00:51:22You bastard
00:51:30Turn it off
00:51:33It's a gift
00:51:34For your eyes only
00:51:35I'm not gonna show anyone else
00:51:36You won't believe this
00:51:37We got to
00:51:38Give me the control
00:51:39Come on guys let's go outside
00:51:42Come on guys let's go outside
00:51:44Come on guys let's go outside
00:52:05Come on guys let's go outside
00:52:07You think Jack killed Neil don't you?
00:52:30No
00:52:32I don't know
00:52:39What do you think?
00:52:46I think we don't know a damn thing about either one of them
00:52:50Adam I've been thinking about this vice presidency and it
00:53:08It doesn't feel right
00:53:22Alan just relax you've earned it
00:53:24Now we all feel bad about Neil
00:53:25But what happened to him wasn't your fault
00:53:27Every dog has his day
00:53:28This is yours
00:53:29Jack
00:53:30Hey
00:53:30How are you?
00:53:31Good Adam nice to see you
00:53:32Congratulations on the promotion Alan
00:53:34What are you doing here?
00:53:36I was just going to tell you about this
00:53:37Jack is outfitting us with a closed circuit video surveillance system
00:53:41Offices
00:53:42Warehouses
00:53:43Parking lots
00:53:44He's going to make sure that our employees are safe from now on
00:53:47Because there's nothing more important than safe employees
00:53:49That's right
00:53:50I'll get those figures from you later Jack
00:53:51You take care now
00:53:52Well
00:53:54Everything's falling right into place
00:53:57I've got work to do
00:54:01Alan
00:54:05You know how much we love you guys right?
00:54:15Do me a favor
00:54:16Tell Wendy to call off the investigation
00:54:19What the hell are you talking about?
00:54:24Call her
00:54:25Ask her what she's been doing all day
00:54:27Fuck
00:54:31Verna
00:54:31I'm sorry
00:54:34I'm sorry
00:54:35That detective called
00:54:37He wants to talk to you again
00:54:38Thank you
00:54:41Come on Daniel
00:54:47Come on hustle it
00:54:49Hustle it
00:54:49Hustle it
00:54:51Hustle it
00:54:52Hustle it
00:54:52Hustle it
00:54:53This guy at the bar said that Jack put a man's head through a window and Louise just laughed
00:55:03People have fights in bars
00:55:07The guy was Louise's first husband
00:55:10I found out at the library that he was killed in a skiing accident a month later
00:55:17So
00:55:19There were no witnesses
00:55:22That was a really dumb thing going down to that bar or by yourself
00:55:31Well too bad
00:55:32The point is I think we have to tell the police
00:55:35What?
00:55:35Tell them what?
00:55:36The couple that we've been swinging with aren't the upright citizens that we thought they were
00:55:40Because if we tell the police everything's going to come out
00:55:42All there is to do is to put as much distance between us and them as possible
00:55:47Did you see me?
00:55:55Did you see what I did?
00:55:57I'm sorry champ what happened?
00:55:59Just scored the winning goal
00:56:00Oh god
00:56:01Excuse me
00:56:02Daniel?
00:56:04Daniel?
00:56:16Coming out with the light
00:56:17Daniel?
00:56:27Hello?
00:56:52Hello?
00:56:53Bottle of brandy for the new neighbors?
00:56:55Hi, neighbors.
00:56:59No, you're not.
00:57:01I love the suburbs.
00:57:03Look who's here.
00:57:05Oh, hi.
00:57:07So, what do you think?
00:57:09Okay, you've made your point.
00:57:11This isn't gonna change anything.
00:57:15Cause we're not like you.
00:57:17And we never will be.
00:57:19What has happened to you two?
00:57:21I mean, didn't we make your lives more exciting?
00:57:24Isn't that what you wanted?
00:57:26I mean, all we wanted to do is be close to you.
00:57:28Just stay away from us.
00:57:30You better straighten her out, Alan.
00:57:32Everything's fine over here.
00:57:34This doesn't need to be complicated!
00:57:38I spoke to a couple of agents today.
00:57:40We were at the state market still in the dumper.
00:57:42Our house is upside down.
00:57:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:57:45It means that we...
00:57:46It means that we owe more money on our loan than the house is worth.
00:57:50You still want to sell?
00:57:51Of course.
00:57:52What do you think?
00:57:53I don't understand why you want to sell this house.
00:57:55It's an awful thing to do to the kids.
00:57:57Let them change schools, leave their friends.
00:58:01It means that we owe more money on our loan than the house is worth.
00:58:10You still want to sell?
00:58:11Of course. What do you think?
00:58:14I don't understand why you want to sell this house.
00:58:18It's an awful thing to do to the kids.
00:58:21Let them change schools, leave their friends.
00:58:24There are other factors involved, Mother.
00:58:27Is there something wrong between you and Alan?
00:58:29No. I mean, no.
00:58:31Why would you ask such a thing?
00:58:34Well, it's just that...
00:58:39Oh, dear.
00:58:47It's just that Brooke asked me today if anything happened to you or her father.
00:58:54Could she and Daniel come and live with me?
00:58:56Now, why would she say a thing like that?
00:58:58I don't know, Mother. She's a kid. They say strange things.
00:59:01Well, isn't that the fellow that came to Daniel's birthday party?
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:11Yeah. A strange couple.
00:59:14Yes.
00:59:15Hello, Mother.
00:59:16I didn't know they were your neighbors.
00:59:19Can we have dessert in front of the TV?
00:59:21Too bad we can't watch it on our big screen.
00:59:24You have a big screen TV?
00:59:26We used to have one.
00:59:28We used to have one.
00:59:30But Mom broke it.
00:59:31Oh, too bad, huh? Who wants ice cream with their pie?
00:59:34Me!
00:59:34I want to hear more about this television.
00:59:36It was a present from Uncle Jack and Aunt Louise.
00:59:39Hello?
00:59:39Mom smashed it on purpose.
00:59:41Yeah, just a second.
00:59:44It's for you, Dad. It's a detective.
00:59:47Oh, boy. Let's have our pie in the other room.
00:59:49Come on.
00:59:49Hello?
00:59:51Uh, no. Look, I've already told you everything I know.
00:59:56No, I'm with my family.
00:59:59No, Monday I can. I have meetings all day.
01:00:02Tuesday?
01:00:03Tuesday?
01:00:0310 a.m.
01:00:08Sure.
01:00:09Okay.
01:00:33Hi. How was your day?
01:00:45I couldn't get anything done.
01:00:47I can't stop thinking about this meeting with that cop tomorrow.
01:00:50Well, you're just going to tell him the same thing you told him before, right?
01:00:53Where you were that night and what you did?
01:00:55How complicated could that be?
01:00:58Daddy!
01:00:59Hey, Tramp.
01:01:00How was your day?
01:01:04Okay.
01:01:05Hmm? Where's your sister?
01:01:06She's still at Scouts.
01:01:09No, she isn't.
01:01:11She went next door.
01:01:13To the Newman's?
01:01:15No.
01:01:16To Uncle Jack and Aunt Louise's.
01:01:20Ruff, where are you?
01:01:21We're playing dress-up.
01:01:23How do I look?
01:01:24How dare you do this to my child?
01:01:26Just pretend, Mom.
01:01:28Wendy, come on.
01:01:29We're straight home.
01:01:30We're calling the police.
01:01:31I'm going to talk to you when you get there.
01:01:32What are you talking about?
01:01:33She came here on her own.
01:01:34She's 11 years old, you sick fuck.
01:01:36You better not have touched her.
01:01:37Take it easy, Alan.
01:01:39It was an innocent little game.
01:01:41As if you're innocent of anything.
01:01:42To people like you, being innocent means you just didn't get caught.
01:01:45You mean people like us.
01:01:46And we know about your first husband's accident, too.
01:01:48What about Neil?
01:01:49Well, I like this game.
01:01:56Go ahead.
01:01:58Call the cops.
01:02:00But you might want to consider what some people might think of some dirty little facts about you, too.
01:02:06Like your mother, Wendy.
01:02:08Or Adam Fraser and the boys at work, Alan.
01:02:12Or how about the parents of all those little kitties that come through Wendy's museum?
01:02:16And you know who'd really like to see that tape?
01:02:20Child Protective Services.
01:02:23Absolutely.
01:02:24They'd have your kids out of here so quick it'd look like a fucking alien abduction.
01:02:30You two are repulsive.
01:02:32You didn't find me repulsive the other night at your offices.
01:02:36What?
01:02:37That's right, Wendy.
01:02:38You see your husband here.
01:02:40He fucked me.
01:02:43And he fucked me in an elevator.
01:02:46And he fucked me better than he's ever fucked you.
01:02:53We understand each other?
01:03:04Look, it was stupid and spur of the moment.
01:03:06I didn't think.
01:03:07In the elevator, for Christ's sake!
01:03:09Look, Wendy, I'm sorry.
01:03:11I'll do whatever you want.
01:03:12You broke the rules.
01:03:13There are no rules in something like this.
01:03:15It was a big mistake.
01:03:17A mistake that never would have occurred to me.
01:03:18I was raised Catholic, for Christ's sake!
01:03:20You were in this every step of the way, and you know it.
01:03:23Not every step.
01:03:24And now they have their hooks in our kids.
01:03:25I'm calling the police.
01:03:26You're not gonna call it.
01:03:27Stop it!
01:03:28I don't know how I'm gonna tell my mother.
01:03:45I might be able to get a job in Cleveland.
01:03:48Of course, I won't have a reference.
01:03:50You make your plans.
01:03:51Just don't include me in the kids.
01:03:52You make your plans.
01:04:22Did you hear that?
01:04:30Shit.
01:04:32Yeah.
01:04:52Yeah.
01:05:22Hey, buddy.
01:05:28Borrowed your lug wrench a couple of weeks ago.
01:05:30I thought I'd get you another one.
01:05:34Took my lug wrench?
01:05:40With my fingerprints on it.
01:05:43Don't worry, it's in a safe place.
01:05:45See you, Alan.
01:05:53By the way,
01:05:54do you really think we'd let the two of you leave?
01:05:57I don't know.
01:06:05I don't know.
01:06:07I don't know.
01:06:07I don't know.
01:06:07I don't know.
01:06:15I don't know.
01:06:16Here it is in a nutshell.
01:06:44You guys win.
01:06:45Well, we decided to give it a try.
01:06:48No, everything went fine with the cops.
01:06:50I stayed calm and said all the right things.
01:06:53It's like the guy said about the prospect of being hanged in the morning.
01:06:57It concentrates the mind wonderfully.
01:07:03We figured it was time to call a truce.
01:07:07All of us.
01:07:08The four of us.
01:07:11Yeah, that's what I was calling about.
01:07:13Yeah, us too.
01:07:18We have a great place.
01:07:19It's very secluded.
01:07:23A client of mine owns it.
01:07:24He's going to be away.
01:07:27Right.
01:07:29You talk to Louise and we can set a date.
01:07:33Great.
01:07:34Talk to you soon.
01:07:35Do you really think you can do this?
01:07:47Do you really think you can do this?
01:07:47You haven't braided my hair for a really long time.
01:08:08I guess I just felt like it.
01:08:11Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?
01:08:14I was never mad at you, sweetheart.
01:08:18Then how come you act so mean all the time?
01:08:21It's not your fault.
01:08:26I'm sorry, honey.
01:08:28Maybe one day you'll have a family of your own.
01:08:36And you'll find out how hard it is to try to do everything right all the time.
01:08:42Try to be everything for everybody.
01:08:45But it is not possible.
01:08:50We make mistakes.
01:08:53But I promise you that things are going to change.
01:08:57I'm going to do better, okay?
01:09:02I love you.
01:09:08Pretty girl.
01:09:10Do you think they're suspicious?
01:09:20Maybe.
01:09:22The thing to remember is Jack can't think past his dick.
01:09:25So if we keep their minds focused on sex,
01:09:29we should be okay.
01:09:35Hey, look.
01:09:36Brooke's retainer.
01:09:40Hey, guys.
01:09:51What a really nice place.
01:09:53Love the boots, Wendy.
01:10:03Scotch.
01:10:05No, thank you.
01:10:06You sure it's your favorite?
01:10:07I'm fine.
01:10:08Really, thanks.
01:10:10Maybe.
01:10:22Come here.
01:10:23Come here.
01:10:23why don't we go upstairs and go exploring that is a great idea that way wendy and i can stay
01:10:45right here and snuggle i tell you what why don't the two of you go upstairs and wendy and i will meet
01:11:00you up there soon you know you guys are acting a little weird are you sure that you're not still
01:11:12holding a crutch no no can't we just talk why rush it let's enjoy it
01:11:29baby
01:11:34i'm starting to get a really bad feeling about all of this really
01:11:42why don't you feel these
01:11:50well i'm glad we could all be friends again
01:11:52wendy honey i'm so sorry i never meant it to go that far if i could have thought of a way to stop it i would
01:12:14have just get in there and get it over with while they're so asleep
01:12:29let's go
01:12:29let's go
01:12:35you
01:12:37I don't know.
01:13:08You think that's going to make your problems go away?
01:13:16I wish you had the nerve to pull that trigger.
01:13:22And then I'd die respecting you.
01:13:37Go to bed, Alan.
01:13:40Go to bed, Alan.
01:14:10Come on.
01:14:25Come on.
01:14:27Come on, you piece of shit!
01:14:31Come on.
01:14:40Perfect!
01:14:42Now what?
01:14:42Our car broke down once in Yellowstone.
01:14:52You know what we did?
01:14:55Let me guess.
01:14:56You fucked.
01:14:58Right there in the middle of the park.
01:15:01It seemed like the only thing to do.
01:15:02Well, what I've learned is if you find yourself in a situation that's beyond your control, the smartest thing you can do is relax and go along for the ride.
01:15:12And then there was that cute little park ranger that came out of nowhere.
01:15:16Oh, that's right.
01:15:17He was going to sight us?
01:15:19Yeah.
01:15:20Baby, remember Santorini?
01:15:24You know all that beautiful black sand?
01:15:27Of course, you stole the show by going topless on the beach.
01:15:30Had all those creek boys about ready to snap it right there.
01:15:34How long did we reach the gas station?
01:15:36You know what?
01:15:36We should go there.
01:15:38We could bring the kids.
01:15:39That's a great idea.
01:15:41Of course, I can't wait to see that black sand all over Wendy's big, beautiful tits.
01:15:46Hello?
01:15:48Jack.
01:15:49Jack, you're on the road.
01:15:51It's okay.
01:15:52We're fine, guys.
01:15:53Please be quiet.
01:15:53I'm trying to concentrate.
01:15:54Jack, people walk.
01:15:55Please.
01:15:56Jack, slow down.
01:15:57Stop.
01:15:58Stop.
01:15:59Jack.
01:16:01Jack, look out!
01:16:02Whoa!
01:16:02Jack, look out!
01:16:32Yes, ma'am.
01:17:02Yes, ma'am.
01:17:32Yes, ma'am.
01:17:33We crashed.
01:17:34We fucking crashed!
01:17:39We crashed!
01:17:42What are you doing?
01:17:43I'm never crying!
01:17:45I'm never crying!
01:17:49Oh!
01:17:51Oh, Lou.
01:17:52Louise?
01:17:53Louise?
01:17:55Baby?
01:17:57Louise?
01:17:59Lou?
01:18:01Louise?
01:18:02Louise?
01:18:03Louise?
01:18:04Louise?
01:18:05Louise?
01:18:06Louise?
01:18:07Oh, baby.
01:18:08Louise?
01:18:09Ellen?
01:18:10Ellen?
01:18:11Ellen?
01:18:12Ellen?
01:18:13Ellen?
01:18:14Ellen?
01:18:15Ellen?
01:18:16Wendy?
01:18:17Come on, you guys!
01:18:18You gotta help us get out of here!
01:18:19Where are you guys?
01:18:20Fucking lay out!
01:18:21Ellen!
01:18:22I'm stuck!
01:18:23Come back and get us out of here!
01:18:24You don't wanna get rid of me!
01:18:25You'll never get rid of me!
01:18:26Come on, guys!
01:18:27We're still a team, right?
01:18:28When this is all over!
01:18:29We got a team!
01:18:30We got a team!
01:18:31We got a team!
01:18:32We got a team!
01:18:33We got a team!
01:18:34We got a team!
01:18:35We got a team!
01:18:36Hey!
01:18:37Come on, you guys!
01:18:38Come on, you guys!
01:18:39You gotta help us get out of here!
01:18:40You gotta help us!
01:18:41You gotta help us!
01:18:42Come on, you gotta help us!
01:18:43Come on, you guys!
01:18:44We're still a team, right?
01:18:45When this is all over!
01:18:46We gotta do it again!
01:18:49Hehehehe!
01:18:51When this is all over, we gotta do it again!
01:19:00Alan!
01:19:21How do you feel about getting the kids a puppy for Christmas?
01:19:36There's no way around it, really.
01:19:38I practically promised it to them.
01:19:42Oh, did I tell you that Dennis said Danny's gonna need braces?
01:19:48Bills. Bills, bills, bills, bills.
01:19:51Bills.
01:20:04Want a back rub?
01:20:08Really?
01:20:12Sure.
01:20:14Where's the lotion?
01:20:16Get the ball!
01:20:17Get the ball!
01:20:18Get the ball!
01:20:19Get the ball!
01:20:20Get the ball!
01:20:21Get the ball!
01:20:22Get the ball!
01:20:23Get the ball!
01:20:24Get the ball!
01:20:25Get the ball!
01:20:26Get the ball!
01:20:27Get the ball!
01:20:28Get the ball!
01:20:29Get the ball!
01:20:30Get the ball!
01:20:33Whoo!
01:20:33Get the ball, get the ball!
01:20:48Go, go, go!
01:20:55Go, go, go!
01:20:58Go, go, go!
01:21:01Woo-hoo!
01:21:04Woo-hoo!
01:21:07Woo-hoo!
01:21:14Woo-hoo!
01:21:19Woo-hoo!
01:21:24Woo-hoo!
01:21:30Woo-hoo!
01:21:36Woo-hoo!
01:21:47Woo-hoo!
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