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A group of female friends get together with some hired "ladies of the evening", and make some quick cash for party for the local hockey team.
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00:00:00Are you tired of those one-sided, alterated, underplayed, exaggerated situations?
00:00:17Are you looking for a ready-made answer to the underrated question of your recreation?
00:00:25What I want, what I want, is what you need, you need, ooh, and what I got, what I got, ooh, it's guaranteed to please you.
00:00:41Special treatment, don't you wanna get some, special treatment, we all could use a little, special treatment, it's so special, one night only tonight.
00:00:55I've been trying to find some hot-blooded high-living, overactive, feeling, stimulation, I just like a bit of deep-rooted love in that good last night without a lot of complications.
00:01:14What I want, what I want, ooh, is what you need, you need, ooh, and what I got, what I got, ooh, it's guaranteed to please you.
00:01:29Special treatment, hey Mike, if it's gonna work, you gotta get out there on the wing and get it back to me at the blue line, that's the play, right?
00:01:36Now you just gotta get a sense of me being right there, and wap-wap, I mean, that sucker's right home.
00:01:41Take it easy, Johnny.
00:01:42Hey, no way Johnny-O takes it easy.
00:01:45Right, Mike?
00:01:46Say it for the game, kid.
00:01:47No, I'm telling you, Mike, just set me up, and the bell goes, the fans go wild, and you got yourself an assist and a shot at MVP.
00:01:52What do you say to that?
00:01:53Hey Johnny-O!
00:01:54Saw you on the Carson Show!
00:01:55Happy New Year!
00:01:56Who's number one?
00:01:57Woo-hoo!
00:01:58Take it easy, Mike.
00:01:59He's my golden boy.
00:02:00Remember what that's like?
00:02:01Hey, I still got a play-off record, you know.
00:02:02Relax, you're still the cutest.
00:02:03Ah, you're dumb.
00:02:04Ah.
00:02:05No, okay, okay, what do you want?
00:02:06What do you want?
00:02:07Hey, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
00:02:20Eh vain!
00:02:22You boys looking for food, or a hockey puck?
00:02:38There's nothing like a good puck.
00:02:40You haven't tried our smoked meat.
00:02:45or a hockey puck?
00:02:46There's nothing like a good puck.
00:02:48Oh, you haven't tried our smoked meat.
00:02:50You haven't tried mine.
00:02:53I'd never get that hungry.
00:02:56Give me a smoked meat and a side of fries.
00:02:58Come on, Max.
00:02:59We got the ice in an hour.
00:03:00Corned beef and a few.
00:03:01Two smoked meat, a side of fries.
00:03:04How about the, uh, wind-up toy?
00:03:07You're looking at one of the biggest hockey stars in history.
00:03:11You know what?
00:03:12I own you.
00:03:13Does he eat?
00:03:14Stuffed celery sticks, sprouts, and yogurt.
00:03:18Oh, tasty.
00:03:23How are you, Johnny?
00:03:24Ooh, the kid's hot tonight.
00:03:27Hey, Matt, what about tonight?
00:03:29Simple.
00:03:29They win, they lose.
00:03:32No, I'm in after the game.
00:03:33What do you got lined up this year?
00:03:35What do you think Montreal's famous for?
00:03:37B.D. Sif and Harpens.
00:03:39It's herpes, Johnny.
00:03:41Herpes.
00:03:42Shh, shh.
00:04:04Winkle.
00:04:05Oh, how are you?
00:04:13So, Winko, how was your Christmas?
00:04:18You got the money?
00:04:20I don't think we should discuss this right now.
00:04:23I got girls, I got acts, and I got that special treatment just for you.
00:04:30And I want some kind of down payment.
00:04:32Look, Winko, just hold on.
00:04:35What kind of girls?
00:04:39Tight and white as Barbie dolls.
00:04:45Okay, boys, keep your sticks up.
00:04:49Look, Winko, this year, no mud wrestling, no ready whip, no kumquats,
00:04:56and none of that crap with a corn oil and sandwich wrap.
00:04:59For 50 grand, I want a little imagination.
00:05:02I got your special treatment all lined up.
00:05:07Stroke of midnight, I get off.
00:05:08Do you guarantee that?
00:05:10I don't guarantee nothing.
00:05:11And no checks this year.
00:05:13I got it right here.
00:05:15In cash?
00:05:15Fifty bills.
00:05:20So, what kind of place you got?
00:05:23Clean, man.
00:05:24You could eat your mother right off the floor.
00:05:25Look, I want the best for my boys.
00:05:30You get one of them flea bag motels, and the deal's off.
00:05:32Trust me.
00:05:33Look, just get it right.
00:05:35If you got any problems, any changes, call me at the arena.
00:05:38Don't worry.
00:05:39You really mean it about my scary cave fantasy?
00:05:42How, Winko?
00:05:45How, Winko?
00:06:45Uh-huh.
00:06:48Let's make it some other night.
00:06:49Yeah, for sure. Some other night.
00:06:51You sure it's okay?
00:06:52Oh, New Year's Eve's always such a total bummer anyway.
00:06:55Must be something you can find to do down there tonight.
00:06:58Yeah, well, there's just this incredible view of a wall and I...
00:07:02Come on, she is my fiancée.
00:07:04Yeah?
00:07:05Well, she is.
00:07:06Yeah, right.
00:07:07See you two, moron.
00:07:10I never have no real men.
00:07:12Suzanne, listen, I have a wonderful idea.
00:07:14Gnarly dudes we knew in high school used to hang around the lunchroom throwing oranges.
00:07:19Oh, cobblestone stomachs.
00:07:22Oh, equipment the size of prudence.
00:07:24This idea will solve all that and more.
00:07:27I don't need ideas.
00:07:29I need a...
00:07:31What's the use?
00:07:34This dating game really sucks.
00:07:36Will you listen, Suzanne?
00:07:38Ann, look, I know what you want and I think I know how to get it.
00:07:46I don't need more problems.
00:07:48Oh, great attitude.
00:07:50Hi, Jane.
00:07:51Oh, hello.
00:07:52Get much done today?
00:07:53No.
00:07:54Ann, what attitude?
00:07:56Will you consider my idea if I tell you?
00:08:00Well, yeah, sure.
00:08:02Is this yours?
00:08:03Yeah.
00:08:05Okay.
00:08:05Is it half full or half empty?
00:08:10Half empty.
00:08:11I rest my case.
00:08:14All right, all right, all right.
00:08:15So I'm a little negative.
00:08:16Well, what is that?
00:08:17Some sort of crime?
00:08:18What do I get?
00:08:18Five years for negativity or what, huh?
00:08:20You get life.
00:08:22Jane, Ann's the lawyer, remember?
00:08:25Would you two get out of here?
00:08:27We hold their party for them.
00:08:32Hello in there.
00:08:33Are you, like, totally insane?
00:08:36Listen, it's feasible.
00:08:38Yeah, like for call girls and barflies and pimps, maybe.
00:08:42We're like gamma flies.
00:08:44Oh, come on.
00:08:45Just one night.
00:08:46Who would ever know?
00:08:47Fifty bills.
00:08:49Think of it.
00:08:50You know how long I'd have to work to make that kind of money?
00:08:52Besides, it might even be fun.
00:08:54You know, cruise missiles and all.
00:08:56Are you, like, on drugs or what?
00:08:58If we can pull this off, it'll be the absolutely most exciting caper of our entire lives.
00:09:04Oh, God, I don't know.
00:09:06A whole hockey team.
00:09:09Look, if you need the money that bad, why don't you hit your family?
00:09:12Oh, yeah, right.
00:09:12Sure.
00:09:13You know my mom.
00:09:14She's an emotional wreck.
00:09:15All I've got left is my Uncle Wes.
00:09:21So, hit him.
00:09:22Nah, he's a born-again cop in Plattsburgh.
00:09:26Forget it.
00:09:27Maybe I could lend you my plastic.
00:09:29No, no, no.
00:09:30Don't you understand?
00:09:32I want to be in charge of my own life.
00:09:34Look, if we win this, we win big.
00:09:37If we lose, well, it was a great moment in sports.
00:09:41And you're the phys ed major, right?
00:09:43You know, this is a gnarly idea.
00:09:50There's gonna be a party.
00:09:53And you're invited.
00:09:55Oh, it's gonna be a blowout.
00:09:58Oh, yeah, we're excited.
00:10:02Put on your party dress and the party smile.
00:10:07Ooh, lace off your dancing boots.
00:10:10We're gonna have fun.
00:10:13It's gonna be a party.
00:10:15A party.
00:10:17It's gonna be tonight.
00:10:19And you're invited to the party.
00:10:22The party.
00:10:23We'll party all night.
00:10:25We're so excited.
00:10:26Come on, girls.
00:10:28It's gonna be right.
00:10:29Come on, girls.
00:10:31You know you'll want to try it.
00:10:32Come on, girls.
00:10:34It's gonna be hot.
00:10:35Well, come on, girls.
00:10:37We're giving a shot.
00:10:38I'm to the party.
00:10:40The party.
00:10:41It's gonna be tonight.
00:10:43And you're invited to the party.
00:10:46The party.
00:10:47We'll party all night.
00:10:49We're so excited.
00:10:51It's a party.
00:10:52A party.
00:10:53Being naughty is nice.
00:10:55But don't deny it.
00:10:57Come on, girls.
00:10:58It's never been done.
00:11:00Come on, girls.
00:11:01It's gonna be fun.
00:11:03Come on, girls.
00:11:04We're all back on our count.
00:11:09Well, that's two for sure's and three maybes.
00:11:13What about Dr. Joyce Brothers?
00:11:18Come on.
00:11:19Just the four of us?
00:11:21You're gonna, like, wear out.
00:11:22Well, maybe seven.
00:11:24Remember, attitude.
00:11:25Hey.
00:11:25Hey, what about dipping chips?
00:11:30Dipping chips?
00:11:31Don't hockey players eat chips?
00:11:33Listen, for 50 bills, they're gonna want the whole potato.
00:11:36We've really gotta lay it on.
00:11:38Yeah.
00:11:40But like with what?
00:11:41Well, how about your charge cards?
00:11:44I'll get my purse.
00:11:47Hey.
00:11:47We don't even know, like, where we're...
00:11:50Elizabeth's.
00:11:51Elizabeth's.
00:11:53Like, this is getting weird by the minute.
00:11:55Elizabeth is heavily into duplicate bridge and tea parties and...
00:11:59And entertainment.
00:12:01Her parents are away for the holidays, right?
00:12:04Yeah, but...
00:12:06And who's majoring in social anthropology, party design, and cocktails?
00:12:12I don't know.
00:12:14Oh, I can do my kind of turn her off.
00:12:16No?
00:12:17Look.
00:12:18First, we get the house.
00:12:20Then we talk sports.
00:12:22We go.
00:12:41We go.
00:12:46We go.
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00:15:12Oh, yes, this is Annette.
00:15:15Well, baby, this is Mac.
00:15:16Oh, hello, Mac.
00:15:17You got news?
00:15:18Yeah.
00:15:19Yeah, Wenko wants me to tell you we got a location change.
00:15:22Oh, yeah?
00:15:22Oh, believe me, Mac, this is top of the line.
00:15:25Got a pencil?
00:15:25Hold on, hold on.
00:15:26Okay, shoot.
00:15:27124.55, Shelwyn Drive.
00:15:31Shelwyn Drive.
00:15:32Yeah.
00:15:33Right on the river.
00:15:34Oh, well, then.
00:15:35Everything okay for the special treatment?
00:15:38The special treatment?
00:15:39Eh?
00:15:39Oh, yeah, it's all set up.
00:15:41Don't worry.
00:15:42Are you really sure?
00:15:43Well, of course I'm sure.
00:15:45Stroke of midnight, wasn't it?
00:15:47Can't wait to see you.
00:15:49Well, I'm looking forward to meeting you, too.
00:15:52Bye, baby.
00:15:53Bye.
00:15:53辦公室.
00:16:05It makes me feel so excited.
00:16:08retired,��ed nightly.
00:16:11It makes me feel so ignited.
00:16:15And I wanna make love, and I wanna make love too much
00:16:21And I wanna make love, and I wanna make love too much
00:16:28Soft and creamy, smooth and shiny
00:16:32It makes me feel so overstimulated
00:16:36Short and sassy, sheer and lazy
00:16:39It makes me feel so extra agitated
00:16:43And I wanna make love, and I wanna make love tonight
00:16:49And I wanna make love, and I wanna make love tonight
00:16:56Who's with one? Gonna be a hot night
00:17:00Who's with one? Now it's gonna feel right
00:17:04Who's with one? Gonna make it all night
00:17:07Who's with one? Ooh, what I like
00:17:11And I wanna make love, and I wanna make love tonight
00:17:17And I wanna make love, and I wanna make love tonight
00:17:24Oh my God, oh my God, it's the fight squad, it's all over
00:17:27Oh, could you get it?
00:17:29Oh, okay
00:17:31Oh my God, it's always me
00:17:34Hi, it's Angela
00:17:48Look, we're kinda busy right now
00:17:50Can you come back when we're not home?
00:17:51Is Anne here?
00:18:02What do you want her for?
00:18:03Well, I'm her cousin Jamie, from Plattsburgh
00:18:05Since when does Anne have a cousin Jamie from Plattsburgh?
00:18:09I don't know
00:18:10Since I was born, I guess
00:18:12Stay loose, Plattsburgh
00:18:14Oh, Anne
00:18:21You totally ready for some really radical news?
00:18:35Yeah
00:18:36Jamie's here
00:18:38Jamie?
00:18:40Oh
00:18:40Oh, no
00:18:43Looks a little young for a born-again cop
00:18:46It's the cop's son
00:18:48Perfect timing
00:18:50Um, set him up in the living room
00:18:53I'll be right there
00:18:54Okay
00:18:55Mike, why don't you come in?
00:19:01Thanks
00:19:02Oh, you play hockey?
00:19:04Well, yeah
00:19:05Oh, is that your equipment?
00:19:08Oh, yeah
00:19:09Looks like you've got a lot
00:19:12No, it's just big
00:19:13Really?
00:19:17Why don't you just have a seat right in here?
00:19:20Okay, if I watch the game?
00:19:21Game
00:19:22Game!
00:19:24Game!
00:19:25Yes!
00:19:27Are you really into hockey or something?
00:19:29Oh, yeah, the real hockey fans are on here
00:19:30Jamie!
00:19:32Oh, is it ever great?
00:19:34It's great to see you
00:19:35I am sorry to barge in like this
00:19:38Oh, no, no, really
00:19:39It's, um, terrific
00:19:41Wow, you've grown about a foot and a half
00:19:45I'm not that different
00:19:47Oh, I didn't say you were different
00:19:49Just bigger
00:19:51Oh, wow, there's Johnny O
00:19:54Who's Johnny O?
00:19:56I thought you were a fan
00:19:57Hottest player in the league
00:19:59Got this incredible stick he always carries around
00:20:01Uh, Jamie, I think we'd better have a talk
00:20:04Look, you just wouldn't believe how heavy his guard trip is getting
00:20:11I mean, he's always coming down on my case
00:20:13Uh, this is my cousin, Jamie
00:20:15Jane, my roommate
00:20:16Hi there
00:20:17How's it going?
00:20:19Very slowly, thank you
00:20:20Look, Anne
00:20:21I've got about 25 phenomenal presters to draw for this report
00:20:26In five minutes
00:20:27You, you want me to leave?
00:20:37Geez, I've really messed up your life
00:20:39Oh, um, since you're all grown up now
00:20:42Maybe you'd better turn your back
00:20:43Oh, yeah, sure
00:20:45So
00:20:46Some kind of costume party?
00:20:50Ah, now look, there's lots of room around here
00:20:52So you can stay pretty well any room you want
00:20:55You've got my picture
00:20:57I've got yours, too
00:21:01Uh, pretty well any room you want
00:21:04And you can stay for about as long as you like, so
00:21:07Do you think about me very much?
00:21:10Well, sure, I do
00:21:11Come on, I'll show you where to crash
00:21:15I think about you, too
00:21:17You do?
00:21:19Yeah, a lot
00:21:21Well, that's very flattering, but, um
00:21:24I've really got to go
00:21:26What sort of things do you think about?
00:21:32Different stuff, you know
00:21:35No, I, I don't know
00:21:37Tell me
00:21:37You were always so kind to me
00:21:40Well, I love you
00:21:43Well, that's what I think about
00:21:46Excuse me, but, uh, am we kind of, like, got a date?
00:21:59Look, I've really got to go
00:22:01Well, maybe I could, you know, come along
00:22:03Oh, no, no, I, I don't think so
00:22:05What do you think?
00:22:06I'm too young?
00:22:07Oh, no, you're
00:22:08But you can't come
00:22:10Jamie!
00:22:19Jamie!
00:22:21Where are you, you little weasel?
00:22:25You and I are going to have this out man to man
00:22:27I know what you've been up to in that bathroom
00:22:45And someday you're going to be shaking hands with God Almighty
00:22:50Using the very same right hand that you've been using
00:22:53Oh Lord, I pray find some way to forgive my weak and disturbed boy
00:23:14His mind is vile and his flesh unholy
00:23:18I raised him true and fair in the fear of God
00:23:22And I swear
00:23:24Before this night is out
00:23:26You will forever see the path of righteousness in your holy name
00:23:31Where are you hiding, boy?
00:23:39Oh, that's disgusting
00:23:55You, you little slut
00:24:04Stanley Street, Montreal
00:24:25Maybe I could help you carry some of that stuff or something
00:24:45Jamie!
00:24:47Jane's the one who needs help
00:24:49She does?
00:24:50Mm-hmm
00:24:50Nymphomaniac
00:24:52She is
00:24:55Suzanne
00:24:57Okay
00:24:59There's beer in the fridge
00:25:07See you in the morning
00:25:09Happy New Year!
00:25:11Hey, how are you?
00:25:13Here's the guy coming through
00:25:15Yardo for Lecafri
00:25:15Here's the stop, rebound
00:25:16Love X
00:25:17Over to
00:25:18Here's the stop, how are you?
00:25:31Yeah, I can't do that
00:25:44Hi, Elizabeth! Happy New Year!
00:25:51Happy New Year!
00:25:56Oh, hi, Suzanne. Oh, I adore your hair.
00:26:00Too far for Johnny O. Tipped it behind the net.
00:26:06McCready after it. The Duggan chases him, but Robinson manages to chop at it and get it out its center.
00:26:11Levesque. Over to Duggan.
00:26:12Duggan into the left-wing corner. Gets it to Johnny O. Working out the side.
00:26:16He fired it wide at the right post.
00:26:18Robinson keeps it in behind the net as Les cuts it off.
00:26:21Drops it off to Levesque. Now to Johnny O on right wing.
00:26:23The lightning's coming out its center. Levesque.
00:26:25This pass easily intercepted there by Duggan.
00:26:28Thanks so much, Elizabeth. This is really generous of you.
00:26:32It's my pleasure, really.
00:26:33You're a fabulous hostess, you know that?
00:26:44Well, Mother's the one who really does it all.
00:26:46Oh, no, I've seen you work a room. You've got that special je ne sais quoi.
00:26:51Don't you think?
00:26:53For sure. Totally unique.
00:26:55Oh, I don't know what to say.
00:26:58In a way, I'm really sorry. You have to go out tonight.
00:27:00You know how Jeremy is about Chopin.
00:27:03Oh, yes, of course.
00:27:05So what do I do? Just heat these things up?
00:27:08Yes, there's nothing to it.
00:27:09That's easy for you to say.
00:27:18What are those things?
00:27:21Oh, just a little treat. I mean, treat for the guys.
00:27:24What kind of guys?
00:27:27Well, remember how you said we were sisters?
00:27:29You know, one for one and all that.
00:27:31Yes.
00:27:32And between us, there's a kind of bondage that...
00:27:34Bondage?
00:27:35A bond. I mean, mystical bond.
00:27:37You know, allegiance, loyalty, commitment.
00:27:40Stuff like that.
00:27:42I guess.
00:27:43Well, Elizabeth, there comes a time when all that has to be put to the test.
00:27:48You want me to swallow a goldfish or something, right?
00:27:55Think bigger.
00:27:57And harder.
00:27:58Sounds complicated.
00:28:04Oh, my God.
00:28:07In my house, you can't expect me to let you do I don't know what all over my parents' chins of postry.
00:28:15Elizabeth, it's the greatest hockey team in history.
00:28:19I mean, Elizabeth, when it comes to major parties, you're it.
00:28:24Numero uno.
00:28:26Well, thank you very much.
00:28:27But it's absolutely impossible.
00:28:29No, not for you, it isn't.
00:28:31Now it's O'Hara, passes it over to Langan, and five minutes and 28 seconds left in the final period.
00:28:36The Lightning's comfortably ahead as they get all set for the playoffs.
00:28:41Ahead for Johnny O.
00:28:42That breeze's not running yet.
00:28:53Oh, my God.
00:28:55Soft-shelled crabs.
00:28:58Lobsters.
00:28:58And they're so wonderfully fresh.
00:29:06Elizabeth.
00:29:08Oh, hello, darling.
00:29:10What's all this, then?
00:29:12But, Jeremy, darling, a few dearest friends have an awful complication, and I'm afraid I'm going to have to take a rain check on the concert tonight.
00:29:19Well...
00:29:20I'd explain now, but it's really such a bore.
00:29:25Elizabeth, if it's a party...
00:29:26Nonsense, darling.
00:29:28You just go on and enjoy yourself.
00:29:30Happy New Year.
00:29:32Oh, my God.
00:29:33It's all tied up in the third period.
00:29:37Johnny O scored again.
00:29:39And again.
00:29:41And again.
00:29:42Oh, those guys, I want all their autographs.
00:29:45Hello, Celine.
00:29:46Hi, Celine.
00:29:47Who is Janet?
00:29:48She changed her mind.
00:29:50Oh, perfect.
00:29:52Well, who else is coming?
00:29:54You're looking at it.
00:29:56Plus, Elizabeth.
00:29:57Oh, well.
00:29:58Oh, well.
00:29:58I'll be right back.
00:30:11Excuse me?
00:30:13Hey, honey, is this some law against window shopping?
00:30:16Back off my case.
00:30:18I'm not a cop.
00:30:21Oh, yeah?
00:30:22So what's that making?
00:30:23Look, I don't have time to explain, but listen.
00:30:26I need some girls for a party.
00:30:29A thousand bucks each, and you forget it ever happened.
00:30:32What a party you don't have.
00:30:34I don't do no rough stuff.
00:30:36No S&M, no whips, and no fists.
00:30:39Oh, no, no.
00:30:40It's clean, believe me.
00:30:41A bunch of athletes.
00:30:43Girl, are you shitting me?
00:30:45Yes or no?
00:30:47A thousand bucks?
00:30:48In cash.
00:30:51Name's the weather.
00:30:53But with me, you pay before you play.
00:30:55Oh, glad to meet you, Luella.
00:30:57I'm Annette.
00:30:58And listen, I can't get your money until midnight.
00:31:00I'm sorry.
00:31:01You can take it or leave it.
00:31:01I'll understand.
00:31:03You've given me your word?
00:31:05Girl to girl?
00:31:06Absolutely.
00:31:09You got it.
00:31:11Great.
00:31:13Got any friends?
00:31:15Have I got any friends?
00:31:16You better believe I got friends.
00:31:19Yo, Sylvie.
00:31:20And the point of shot deflects in front.
00:31:22The backhand on it.
00:31:23That's it.
00:31:24Donnie O, over to Jack.
00:31:25I don't know.
00:31:55All right.
00:32:01Luella, this is Elizabeth.
00:32:04Hello, honey.
00:32:06Yes.
00:32:07Hello.
00:32:08Suzanne, Celine, Luella and her friends.
00:32:12Sure all done fine by me so far.
00:32:16Now, where does that squeaky clean black tail?
00:32:19Um, on their way from the game.
00:32:23What game is that, honey?
00:32:25The hockey game.
00:32:27This ain't Wanko's party, is it?
00:32:29Are you working for him?
00:32:31No, no, I'm not, but I...
00:32:33You better be working straight with me.
00:32:35Because of that little, live, pizza-faced greaseball put you up to this.
00:32:41I want to know about it right now.
00:32:43He didn't, I swear.
00:32:44He always, always, does this hockey party.
00:32:51How come this year's different?
00:32:53We changed his plans.
00:32:56We kind of like took it over.
00:32:58And Wanko don't know shit about it?
00:33:00He ain't gonna like this one little bit.
00:33:09You know him?
00:33:11Me and Wanko.
00:33:12We go way back.
00:33:13Is he, like, uh, dangerous?
00:33:19Dangerous?
00:33:21Wanko?
00:33:24I guess that means yes.
00:33:27Bye-bye.
00:33:28Yo.
00:33:28But you know what?
00:33:33Fuck him.
00:33:35That's right.
00:33:36We're gonna have ourselves a...
00:33:37I tell you.
00:33:38We got enough bimbos invited.
00:33:41But we're not gonna have a lot of time to worry about him.
00:33:44You're a scumbag pimp.
00:33:45Like Wanko, right?
00:33:47Right!
00:33:48Right?
00:33:49Right!
00:33:50I guess.
00:33:51All right!
00:33:52So, we're gonna have ourselves a party.
00:33:54Let's get it on.
00:33:57And I hope that little dog fart
00:34:00has the worst news of his entire life.
00:34:15Yeah.
00:34:18Yeah!
00:34:22Ah.
00:34:24Now, you all know what a straight fuck is, right?
00:34:54All right.
00:34:58Starting
00:34:58from
00:35:00the top.
00:35:01You have your basic
00:35:02half and half.
00:35:06That's a suck and a fuck.
00:35:07You're looking at about
00:35:0815 minutes,
00:35:09what with a wash
00:35:10and a crab check.
00:35:12Then you get your
00:35:13around the world.
00:35:15You do him,
00:35:16he does you.
00:35:17You're looking at about
00:35:1820 minutes on the outside.
00:35:19All right.
00:35:20Now,
00:35:21things start to get
00:35:22a little bit more
00:35:24complicated.
00:35:27Doggy
00:35:28in the back door.
00:35:31Full moon
00:35:32over the shoulder.
00:35:35Oh,
00:35:36let me explain it for you.
00:35:37You have to watch your posture
00:35:44on this one, girls.
00:35:45And you're looking at
00:35:58some pretty
00:35:59heavy-duty
00:36:00lubrication.
00:36:01if Uncle Wes
00:36:06could see me now.
00:36:08You pervert.
00:36:30Okay.
00:36:31Sorry.
00:36:31Sorry.
00:36:32I'm sorry.
00:36:36You licentious
00:36:37little profligate.
00:36:45Little weasel.
00:36:48That's what my dad
00:36:49calls me.
00:36:50You two would really
00:36:50get off on each other.
00:36:52You need serious parenting.
00:36:55Maybe even therapy.
00:36:57You've got to learn
00:36:58to sublimate those
00:36:59adolescent fantasies.
00:37:02I'll try.
00:37:04Not in here.
00:37:05You won't.
00:37:06Just tell me
00:37:06where Ann went
00:37:07and I'll go.
00:37:09You promise?
00:37:20Good second period, eh?
00:37:22You see me take out
00:37:22Grizzled in the blue line?
00:37:24Did you?
00:37:25If only they'd have
00:37:25gotten it to me.
00:37:26I was away.
00:37:27Mike fed you twice,
00:37:28Johnny.
00:37:28You weren't there.
00:37:29What do you mean?
00:37:29I was.
00:37:30We just got to get
00:37:31a sense of where
00:37:32I'm at.
00:37:32That's all.
00:37:33We got a real good
00:37:34sense of where
00:37:34you're at, Johnny.
00:37:37Mac, let's set up
00:37:38some interviews
00:37:39for tomorrow.
00:37:40TV spot or something.
00:37:41Oh, there's this guy
00:37:42from Illustrated.
00:37:43We could sell him
00:37:44the feature,
00:37:44no sweat.
00:37:45What do you think?
00:37:46Listen, kid.
00:37:47Why don't you go
00:37:48in there and have fun?
00:37:50You need as much
00:37:50as you need hockey.
00:37:51Believe me.
00:37:53Go get yourself laid.
00:37:55I don't sleep
00:37:55with whores,
00:37:56Mac.
00:37:56I got fans.
00:38:08It's Mac, isn't it?
00:38:11Happy New Year.
00:38:18Won't you come in?
00:38:19Yeah.
00:38:21Of course.
00:38:22It's different.
00:38:46Would you gentlemen
00:39:05care for some music?
00:39:06Oh, yes, music.
00:39:07The boys love music.
00:39:09You want to take a look
00:39:14at that?
00:39:16Oh.
00:39:21Good to me, huh, baby?
00:39:25Oh, yes, it's good.
00:39:30Oh, yes, it's good.
00:39:36Oh, yes, it's good.
00:39:37Oh, I love it, I love it.
00:39:48Come here, baby, come here.
00:39:53Come on, O'Hara.
00:39:54Got it.
00:40:07Scary cave?
00:40:25Sounds radical.
00:40:31Hi there, Mac.
00:40:32Hey.
00:40:33I'm Annette.
00:40:33Don't I know you?
00:40:34Wenko wants the money now.
00:40:36What?
00:40:36Look, he knows the deal.
00:40:37We settle after I get up.
00:40:40Hey, Mac, we're with money, eh?
00:40:41Right, right, but he wants some more detail on the special treatment.
00:40:45Look, he knows the details.
00:40:48Oh, of course he does, but he wants me to double-check it with you.
00:40:50I can't talk about that.
00:40:52Okay, okay, take it easy.
00:40:53It's all laid on, believe me.
00:40:55Let me talk to Mac.
00:40:57Oh, Mac, he's gone, he's gone.
00:40:58What?
00:40:59Yeah, game's operating, yeah.
00:41:00Where is he gone?
00:41:01That's what I want to know.
00:41:02Oh, I don't know.
00:41:03They changed the address.
00:41:05Changed what address?
00:41:06Some girl called instead.
00:41:07What girl called?
00:41:08What a wacko girl.
00:41:10Look, I got no girl smart enough to even talk on the phone.
00:41:12What do you mean she went and changed the fucking address?
00:41:15Oh, Mr. Wacko, she left a number.
00:41:17Number?
00:41:17Yeah, telephone.
00:41:18She left that?
00:41:19Yeah.
00:41:19Okay.
00:41:21You want it?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:23Give it to me.
00:41:27Oh, oh.
00:41:29Oh, baby.
00:41:30Yeah.
00:41:31Yeah.
00:41:31Yeah.
00:41:32Yeah.
00:41:34Oh.
00:41:35Oh.
00:41:35Hey, guys, let's watch this.
00:41:44Maybe we can all learn something.
00:41:46Like how to get herpes, eh, Johnny?
00:41:48It's herpes, Mike.
00:41:50Herpes.
00:41:51I think it's important for the team that we get this play right, okay?
00:41:54So...
00:41:54Turn it off, Johnny.
00:41:56Well, I'm just trying to...
00:41:57Turn it the fuck off!
00:41:59Watch the gold, Andy.
00:42:00Now, look, kid.
00:42:01You better start having some fun or else I'm cutting you off.
00:42:03No commercials, no cars, no blue jeans, no fucking milk, nothing.
00:42:08And no more Carson show.
00:42:10No more Carson show?
00:42:11Drink!
00:42:30Gamma Phi?
00:42:31Who's this?
00:42:32Who is this?
00:42:32Who is the party?
00:42:34Wait, I don't understand what you're saying.
00:42:36Is Mac this number?
00:42:37Uh, this number?
00:42:38You mean...
00:42:39No, no, no.
00:42:39This is a sorority house, part of the university.
00:42:43Huh?
00:42:43Yeah, now, who did you...
00:42:44Sorority what?
00:42:45Sorority.
00:42:46It's from the Latin sororitas, sisterhood.
00:42:49Ah, girls.
00:42:50Yes, girls.
00:42:51Lots of girls, huh?
00:42:52Yeah, that's right.
00:42:53Lots of girls.
00:42:54What the fuck are you talking about?
00:42:55Woo-hoo!
00:43:02No, no, no.
00:43:28Come on, come on, baby.
00:43:41Hey, what do you say we go for a while?
00:43:42Oh, yeah, we're having a real good time.
00:43:44You like that?
00:43:50Oh, you're so beautiful.
00:43:52Oh, yes.
00:43:54It's so pretty.
00:43:56Yeah, why are you like that?
00:44:00Before we do anything else, there's something I've got to know.
00:44:05You'll tell me, won't you?
00:44:07I know you will.
00:44:10What's Mac's special dream?
00:44:13You know, a special fantasy, the scary cave.
00:44:18What is it?
00:44:19Tell me.
00:44:26Oh, my God.
00:44:28Anne, I mean, I don't...
00:44:30What's happening here?
00:44:31I thought I told you to stay at the house.
00:44:33Yeah, okay, I didn't.
00:44:35But that doesn't mean you can go and do this.
00:44:37Do what?
00:44:38Jeez, I don't know, but...
00:44:40Look, I'm a big girl now, Jamie.
00:44:41I can look after myself.
00:44:43I want you to go right now.
00:44:45I'm staying.
00:44:46It's not your kind of party.
00:44:48I don't like my kind of party.
00:44:50I can handle it.
00:44:52I want to stay here with you.
00:44:54No, not tonight.
00:44:57I'm sorry.
00:44:59That's Bernie Wilson.
00:45:01You know?
00:45:03He's that incredible defenseman for the...
00:45:06those other guys.
00:45:08I mean, they all look familiar.
00:45:10Don't try to figure it out.
00:45:11Please, please, just go.
00:45:12You guys really are hockey fans.
00:45:14Jamie!
00:45:15I play hockey, too, you know.
00:45:16I know!
00:45:18Look, look.
00:45:20How about we make a deal?
00:45:22Just you and me?
00:45:23Yeah.
00:45:25One New Year's kiss, and then you go.
00:45:28Okay?
00:45:29Yeah, I'd be...
00:45:31I mean...
00:45:45Happy New Year.
00:45:55Jamie?
00:45:57You're so beautiful.
00:45:59A deal's a deal.
00:46:00I dream about you.
00:46:01Please stop it, Jamie.
00:46:03I really dream about you.
00:46:05Annette, are you in there?
00:46:07Annette?
00:46:07I'm coming.
00:46:09Oh!
00:46:10Okay, I'll wait.
00:46:11You've really got to go.
00:46:19Please don't.
00:46:20Don't what?
00:46:21You know, not with those guys.
00:46:23Go!
00:46:23Excellent buns.
00:46:35I've got to go see Luella.
00:46:43Okay, big boy.
00:46:44Let's inspect the equipment, huh?
00:46:46Why me?
00:46:53Why is it always me?
00:46:55Why is it always me?
00:47:16I'll talk to you.
00:47:23No damn!
00:47:25No shit!
00:47:26I'll suck my dick!
00:47:28Oh, fuck it!
00:47:32I'll suck my dick!
00:47:39I'll suck it!
00:47:41I'll suck it!
00:47:46I don't know.
00:48:16I don't know.
00:48:46I don't know.
00:49:16I don't know.
00:49:18I don't know.
00:49:20I don't know.
00:49:22Danny, where the hell are you, boy?
00:49:24You talk.
00:49:24I'm going to find you, you little weasel.
00:49:28And...
00:49:29And...
00:49:30And...
00:49:31And...
00:49:32And...
00:49:38I'm an American police officer.
00:50:06So you know what I'm capable of doing, right?
00:50:11Now I'm going to count to five.
00:50:13And you better tell me where my boy is.
00:50:16Or you're going to have a genuine out-of-body experience.
00:50:20One...
00:50:21Two...
00:50:22Two...
00:50:23Elizabeth's.
00:50:25Elizabeth?
00:50:26Where's she at?
00:50:30One, two, four, uh, five...
00:50:35I'll be right outside that door, ma'am.
00:50:50I'm...
00:50:51I'll be right outside.
00:50:52I'll be right outside.
00:50:54I'll be right outside.
00:50:59Oh
00:51:29No money
00:51:40Fuck honey
00:51:41When's this special treatment supposed to happen
00:51:44Midnight
00:51:45We gotta deliver some sort of scary cave
00:51:47Maybe you could talk to him
00:51:49Well I'll try
00:51:50But I know one thing for sure
00:51:52We're gonna need some more coos
00:51:54Coos
00:51:55Coos honey
00:51:57Bird's nest
00:51:59Bush
00:52:01Hair pie
00:52:02Pussy
00:52:03Twat
00:52:04Girl don't you talk English
00:52:27Okay Johnny
00:52:32Show me your stuff
00:52:36Champ
00:52:37Your fans are waiting
00:52:40Johnny
00:52:41Go for it kid
00:52:4410 seconds
00:52:46On your mark
00:52:48Get set
00:52:50Get set
00:52:51Go
00:52:531
00:52:552
00:52:553
00:52:564
00:52:575
00:52:596
00:53:00That way
00:53:027
00:53:038
00:53:049
00:53:069
00:53:075
00:53:082
00:53:092
00:53:102
00:53:113
00:53:123
00:53:13Look at this
00:53:1410
00:53:153
00:53:172
00:53:183
00:53:192
00:53:203
00:53:214
00:53:225
00:53:23Let's go upstairs.
00:53:26I've got something gnarly to kill you.
00:53:49Oh, my God.
00:53:50Oh, I'm sorry.
00:53:54I forgot.
00:53:56But I'll, um, I'll make it up to you.
00:54:04Jamie, I know you're in here.
00:54:20Come here.
00:54:27It's all right to have those feelings.
00:54:30I, I have them, too.
00:54:35You do?
00:54:35But, but I want you to go.
00:54:42Will you do that for me?
00:54:51Hey, are you okay?
00:54:54Yeah.
00:54:56Yeah.
00:54:58Are you sure?
00:55:01They don't like me.
00:55:03Who doesn't like you?
00:55:06It's a team.
00:55:09You look okay to me.
00:55:12Oh, yeah?
00:55:13Yeah.
00:55:14You really think so?
00:55:17For sure.
00:55:20Johnny O looks okay to you.
00:55:24You're Johnny O?
00:55:25For sure.
00:55:27I'm one of your biggest fans.
00:55:31You're a fan?
00:55:34Nobody plays like you do.
00:55:35Well, I guess that makes it all right, eh?
00:55:40Makes what all right?
00:55:42Oh.
00:55:43Well, uh.
00:55:46Oh.
00:55:51Oh.
00:55:53Wow.
00:55:55No wonder you score so much.
00:55:57Would I?
00:56:01I've, I've never done this before.
00:56:06Same rules.
00:56:07You score and I get the assist.
00:56:25Come on, numbnuts.
00:56:27I can smell it.
00:56:39What?
00:56:40Sin.
00:56:42We got the coups, but you're going to have to improvise on that scary cave.
00:56:46Oh, no.
00:56:47Uh, look, officer.
00:56:48Uh, there's something I've got to warn you.
00:56:51You can call me Wesley.
00:56:52Uh-huh.
00:56:52I'm Jane.
00:56:54Jane?
00:56:55Uh, uh.
00:56:55Sorry I was a little bit rough back there, but, uh, I've got my principles.
00:57:00Hmm.
00:57:01I like that in a man.
00:57:03You do?
00:57:05Yeah.
00:57:05You're, you're bold and candid and tenacious.
00:57:07Uh, uh, Wesley, um, you know when you were in my room before?
00:57:18Oh, now, come on.
00:57:19I already apologized for that.
00:57:21No, no, no, no.
00:57:21What I wanted to say is that there was this guy.
00:57:24What guy?
00:57:26Uh, in a train.
00:57:28A guy in a train.
00:57:30Um, have I made him go away?
00:57:31Well, sort of.
00:57:35Well, shucks, that's my job, darling.
00:57:38Now, come on.
00:57:39You watch old Wesley put an end to this disgusting horseplay.
00:57:52Hi, Dad.
00:57:53Wesley!
00:58:04Wesley!
00:58:04Wesley!
00:58:04SIREN
00:58:33I don't know.
00:59:03I didn't suppress forever.
00:59:16Oh, you, uh, you don't have to do that, uh.
00:59:20Yes, I do.
00:59:22We're all alone here, Wesley.
00:59:25We understand each other.
00:59:28Well, you'd do it for me, wouldn't you?
00:59:33I would, yes, I would.
00:59:36I know.
00:59:37You're so, so committed.
00:59:46I'll make you all better.
00:59:50You'll see, Daddy.
00:59:54I'm gonna die. I know it for sure.
00:59:57He comes to and plans, that's it. I'm wasted.
01:00:00Oh, God, seven minutes to midnight.
01:00:03I hope I turn into a pumpkin.
01:00:08Ed!
01:00:09He's coming around this way. What do you think we should...
01:00:24Girl, you just leave that to me.
01:00:26Come on, let's go.
01:00:45That was for St. Louis.
01:01:00Oh, and this one here is...
01:01:01Wait, wait, hold it.
01:01:03We've got about four minutes to set up the special treatment
01:01:05and there's only one person who can tell us how to do it.
01:01:07And I know just how to make that piece of bird shit sing.
01:01:15Talk to me. Talk to me.
01:01:17Talk to me, you silly ass.
01:01:19Talk to me.
01:01:21Yeah.
01:01:22What about the...
01:01:23Uh-huh.
01:01:24Come on now, you silly fart talker.
01:01:27Baby!
01:01:27Baby!
01:01:27Oh, baby.
01:01:30Oh, my.
01:01:32Oh, my.
01:01:45Wanko!
01:01:48Wanko!
01:01:51Wanko!
01:01:51You better come back!
01:01:55Ah!
01:01:56Ah!
01:01:58Hey!
01:01:58Ah!
01:01:59Ah!
01:01:59Ah!
01:01:59Ah!
01:01:59Ah!
01:02:00Ah!
01:02:00Ah!
01:02:01Ah!
01:02:01Ah!
01:02:02Ah!
01:02:02Ah!
01:02:03Right here!
01:02:11Stop him!
01:02:12Stop him!
01:02:13Hey, kid!
01:02:14You play hockey?
01:02:24Where's your money?
01:02:27What's happening?
01:02:28Give me my money now.
01:02:30Girls, don't let him move.
01:02:32Somebody spit on you!
01:02:34Give my money!
01:02:39Happy New Year!
01:02:44Johnny?
01:02:46You'd be great, kid.
01:02:48Here.
01:02:48Great party, Winkle.
01:03:04Best ever.
01:03:18Hold on tight, love's gonna turn you upside down.
01:03:40Just for the night, I'm gonna make your dreams come true.
01:03:48Love hits like a bolt of lightning, flash and you crash to the ground.
01:04:01So hold on tight, cause you're in for a bit of excitement.
01:04:11Close your eyes, we'll start off slowly with the little kids.
01:04:21Mm-hmm, isn't it nice, were all your dreams as good as this?
01:04:32They say if you play with fire, sooner or later you'll burn.
01:04:46So hold on tight, maybe just for tonight.
01:04:52So hold on tight, maybe just for the little kids?
01:04:53Yeah.
01:04:54No on tight and you'll come nuts.
01:04:54Instead actually, Hallmark comes down.
01:04:55Don't miss the future.
01:04:55Ha-K really, come nuts!
01:04:57Okay, but we楽 trυamaan.
01:04:57Think, can I make my dream in the days?
01:04:58Best ever.
01:04:59Whether it's your dream and peace as the road.
01:04:59Doesn't take my dream?
01:05:00There's non- assumptions.
01:05:01IQ万 with some doubt.
01:05:02You said I'll bring that leadership but tell it the best.
01:05:03Well you've gotta drive, but you can anything to do and destroy
01:05:03Smash an old question.
01:05:04If you leave me, and play it at three times,
01:05:05Have you come nuts.
01:05:06I love you with the future?
01:05:06Don't pick up even like 다른 people.
01:05:08Don't pick up.
01:05:09A happy mother, baby.
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