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00:01:29What better city to replace perfect boyfriend's long-term commitment and heartache with short-term happiness and superficiality?
00:01:37At least it seemed like a good idea at the time.
00:01:40Hmm. Well, fast forward a few years.
00:01:41It's a place where you can be just who you want to be
00:01:44You'll never see a beauty queen in a magazine
00:01:48Take a dip, take a sip of luxury
00:01:51Feel the spark of electricity
00:01:54It's a world where dreams are made
00:01:57In the heart of air
00:02:00Where the sun shines high
00:02:03The night's over the top
00:02:05In Hollywood
00:02:05In Hollywood
00:02:07In Hollywood
00:02:07Any time we want fun
00:02:10It's a time that's ready to play
00:02:12I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Dale.
00:02:23That's me a few years later
00:02:25Sucking face with my kind of sort of boyfriend, JP
00:02:28He's a fashion photographer
00:02:30Remember that cover of Charlize in the green evening gown?
00:02:33JP took that
00:02:34God, I'm already name dropping
00:02:37That's so lame
00:02:38Baby, give me your foot
00:02:40Uh, my foot?
00:02:42You ever have your
00:02:43Tall suck before?
00:02:46No, JP
00:02:47Oh, okay
00:02:49Mmm, manjara
00:02:52Mmm, delicioso
00:02:57Mmm, hmm
00:02:59What? No good experience
00:03:07Bye, baby
00:03:09Ah, Lord, I love this song, huh?
00:03:16He reminds me of being in Rome
00:03:17I wonder if toe sucking is big in Rome
00:03:21Ah
00:03:21Baby, you want a beer?
00:03:23The six pack, no?
00:03:25Huh?
00:03:27Baby, we have a good energy
00:03:28A good energy, me and you, no?
00:03:30Yes
00:03:30Come here
00:03:32Come dance with Poppy
00:03:34Me and JP have been together on and off
00:03:40For about six months
00:03:41It's going pretty good, but
00:03:43Sometimes
00:03:44I get the feeling
00:03:45I'm not the only girl
00:03:47JP's seeing
00:03:47Oh, JP
00:03:49Ah, no, no, no
00:03:50Are you there?
00:03:52Stay here
00:03:52It's Melissa
00:03:53JP
00:03:53This computer's broken
00:03:56It's a crazy joke
00:03:58Come out, come out
00:03:59Wherever you are
00:04:00No, I only have eyes
00:04:02For you
00:04:03Hey, JP
00:04:04Let's do that
00:04:06Big with the toes again
00:04:07Call me if you want to Ronnie-boo
00:04:09Babe
00:04:09Bye
00:04:09Okay, baby
00:04:10It's no big deal
00:04:11It's my massage therapist, okay?
00:04:15That's a reasonable explanation
00:04:17Right?
00:04:22JP
00:04:23JP
00:04:25No more mozzarella, mama
00:04:27Since I moved to LA, I haven't really had a substantial boyfriend
00:04:36I seem to gravitate towards casual relationships of convenience
00:04:40Sometimes, though, I do wish for something more meaningful
00:04:44In Los Angeles, most people feel like they've never actually arrived
00:04:54There's always this chase for something bigger and better
00:04:58Consequently, no one puts down roots
00:05:01No one settles down
00:05:03It's like living in this state of perpetual vagrancy
00:05:07I want some roots
00:05:12At least I think I do
00:05:15Oh, my God, did he
00:05:20Did you hear?
00:05:23Maybe
00:05:232012
00:05:24There's this huge planet that is going to crash into Earth and kill everyone
00:05:30Oh
00:05:31You mean like the movie?
00:05:34No, I don't mean like the movie
00:05:36This is real, Dale
00:05:38The movie is based on the facts
00:05:42The planet is called Nadai
00:05:46I don't know how he got his name and why it isn't six or eight
00:05:50But Seven is my colleague, roommate, and closest confidant
00:05:55And I don't think I'm outing him by saying Seven won't be taking any girls, mom
00:06:00It's all over the internet
00:06:01I'm obsessed with it
00:06:02I can't stop reading
00:06:03It's kind of scary, don't you think?
00:06:12I mean, the end of the world, Dale
00:06:14I don't know if I can sleep tonight
00:06:17Bowie, you want to snuggle with me?
00:06:21Huh?
00:06:23I'm taking your dog
00:06:24And you just left?
00:06:42Yep
00:06:42So it's over?
00:06:44I don't know
00:06:45She says that every time and then she goes back to him
00:06:48Well, maybe I'm just being paranoid
00:06:49It was time for the bi-monthly breakup post-mortem
00:06:53Who said what?
00:06:54Did I handle it well?
00:06:55Et cetera
00:06:55Can I ask you something, JP?
00:06:57Hi, baby
00:06:58Come back to bed
00:06:59How many girls are you sleeping with?
00:07:01Baby, why you so drama?
00:07:03So what?
00:07:03So drama
00:07:04I mean, why would he hang out with me for six months?
00:07:08And text and call every day?
00:07:10Last night, I was trying to make this really good point
00:07:13We just had sex, JP
00:07:15It's good
00:07:16I just had your penis inside of me
00:07:20But that all sounded a lot better in my head
00:07:23Oh
00:07:25Last week bird crap, this week balls in her face
00:07:28That's typical
00:07:30Is it true he has a monstrous schlong?
00:07:32I don't know where she gets her information
00:07:34But that's absolutely true
00:07:36Okay, I don't understand the deal about big dicks
00:07:40I mean, they just hurt
00:07:41I mean, not that I've ever really experienced one
00:07:45Yeah
00:07:45Becca and Hallie are my two best girlfriends
00:07:48They're always game to listen to my problems
00:07:51And dispense useful commentary
00:07:52Toastuckers freaked me out
00:07:54I heard that he photographed Charlize
00:07:56Is that true?
00:07:57I mean, I love her
00:07:57She's like one of my favorite top five for sure
00:07:59Maybe I'm just being jealous
00:08:01Okay, how do you spell his last name?
00:08:03Becca
00:08:03What are you?
00:08:05Tell me you're not looking him up on the internet
00:08:06I personally think your dog is the biggest issue in your dating life
00:08:09What?
00:08:10Question
00:08:11Where does Bowie sleep?
00:08:13He sleeps in my bed
00:08:14Okay, but if the guy sleeps over
00:08:16Where does Bowie go?
00:08:18Um, I guess he just stays in my bed
00:08:20Wait, what about fleas?
00:08:23More importantly, what about sniffing?
00:08:25Don't dogs sniff?
00:08:31Bowie, stop it
00:08:33Okay, okay
00:08:37You have a point
00:08:38Dating in general is difficult enough, Dale
00:08:41Uh, what?
00:08:45Oh, no
00:08:46Becca, what?
00:08:49Okay, you know that German supermodel, Natasha Franks?
00:08:52Yeah, JP shoots her all the time
00:08:53What about her?
00:08:54Okay, I just read this
00:08:55It was on CMZ
00:08:56Okay, so Natasha Franks, German supermodel
00:08:59Recently has confirmed reports that she is three months pregnant
00:09:03Sources confirm that celebrity fashion photographer, JP, Gia, whatever his name is
00:09:08Is the father
00:09:09JP is well known as a Los Angeles savant
00:09:12And has been linked to several Hollywood socialites
00:09:14Stay tuned as the story develops
00:09:16I'm done
00:09:17I'm sorry
00:09:18I'm done dating men in this city
00:09:21I'm so tired of being a nice girl that always gets burnt
00:09:24Wait, wait, wait
00:09:25I mean, this guy's a jerk
00:09:26No, I'm...
00:09:27Hey, Dale
00:09:30Hey
00:09:31Hi
00:09:32Zach
00:09:33Do you look...
00:09:34You look fantastic
00:09:35Oh, thanks
00:09:36I cut my bangs
00:09:38Yeah, it suits you very much
00:09:39I knew Zach before he was a rock star
00:09:43He was the lead singer of this cool garage band
00:09:46Now he's got four Grammys
00:09:48And he's a shoo-in for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
00:09:50But to me, he'll always be good ol' Zach
00:09:54Wow, long time to see
00:09:56This is my friend Hallie
00:09:58Hi
00:09:58And Becca
00:09:59I think you've met Becca before
00:10:00Yes, I've met Becca before
00:10:02It's good to see you
00:10:03Hi, nice to meet you
00:10:04Me too
00:10:05Wow
00:10:06How are you?
00:10:07I'm sorry, I was actually just about to take off
00:10:09Oh, well, that's too bad
00:10:10But listen, my tour got pushed back a month or so
00:10:12So I'm gonna be around
00:10:13Oh, and hey, listen
00:10:15Tomorrow night my band and I are doing a little set at a hotel cafe
00:10:17If you guys want to come by, that would be great
00:10:20I love your music
00:10:21Thank you
00:10:22Okay, maybe we will
00:10:23All right, we'll just email me the address and
00:10:26Yeah
00:10:26Oh, I think the paps have found you
00:10:31And, well, your girlfriend's kind of looking a little lonely
00:10:34Pictures
00:10:34Oh, well, that's actually not my girlfriend
00:10:36That's just a girl who's my friend
00:10:38Oh, right
00:10:39Mm-hmm
00:10:39Hey, Cece, this is my friend Dale
00:10:42Hi
00:10:43Hey, nice to meet you
00:10:44I'm just gonna get my stuff
00:10:46Okay
00:10:46Um, yeah
00:10:47Don't forget to email me
00:10:48Don't forget to come
00:10:49Wait, so you guys all went to Catholic boarding school together?
00:10:59Yeah
00:10:59Okay, I can't imagine that
00:11:01We've known each other since we were 15
00:11:04I know, and I'm actually the oldest
00:11:06It's pretty safe to say that Jill's obsession with aging and getting married in due time
00:11:11Started back in Catholic school
00:11:13And, specifically, our first communion
00:11:15We got to walk down the aisle like many brides could be
00:11:19Comparing prettiest dresses and fanciest bows
00:11:22This is where Jill got programmed to plan for the next time she would walk down the aisle
00:11:27Dressed in white
00:11:28Oh, that's fine
00:11:30You are getting married
00:11:37A little toy here or there never hurt anyone
00:11:39Plus, it comes with that carrying case
00:11:43Oh, right
00:11:44That is such an inappropriate gift
00:11:46What, you're saying you don't masturbate?
00:11:48Um, no, personally, I don't masturbate
00:11:50I find it to be a little bit unholy
00:11:52Wouldn't you agree?
00:11:54Jillian, thank you, I love this
00:11:55So, have you talked to JP?
00:11:59No
00:11:59I mean, he called twice, but
00:12:01Hey, I heard you saw Zach
00:12:03Oh, yeah
00:12:05I saw his video on TV the other day
00:12:07He looked so good
00:12:08Did you guys make plans to hang out?
00:12:10No, we just caught up for a second
00:12:12He was with a girlfriend
00:12:13Okay, what a joke
00:12:18What?
00:12:19You look like you either have to pee
00:12:21Or you're about to explode with gossip
00:12:23Which is it
00:12:24Okay, I already told Becca
00:12:26But since you asked
00:12:27Girls
00:12:29You can just tell me later
00:12:30Stacy, I'm so sorry to spoil your special little moment
00:12:33But I have a huge announcement to make
00:12:36I'm getting married
00:12:38Isn't it gorgeous?
00:12:43Do you love it?
00:12:45It was the most amazing night, you guys
00:12:48It's not that I don't
00:12:48I don't want to just be your girlfriend anymore
00:12:50It's not that I don't
00:12:52It's not fair, I can't take this limbo
00:12:54I know
00:12:54Can you marry me?
00:12:55Are you leaving?
00:12:56It was the most romantic night of my life
00:12:59What can I say?
00:13:01He's the best
00:13:02You've got to be kidding me
00:13:10Drew?
00:13:11I'm sorry, but he was hitting on me
00:13:13Less than two months ago
00:13:14Okay
00:13:14He wasn't hitting on you, Hallie
00:13:17He was flirting with you
00:13:18Guys are allowed to flirt
00:13:20It's a human condition
00:13:21It's natural
00:13:21Plus you think everyone is flirting with you
00:13:23I don't know
00:13:24I just think it's weird
00:13:25If a guy is ultra flirtatious
00:13:26And in a committed relationship
00:13:28And not to mention that he's in the business
00:13:31Men in the entertainment industry
00:13:32Are instinctively douchebags
00:13:34No?
00:13:35No, I like Drew
00:13:36I don't think he's a douchebag
00:13:37Well
00:13:37Who came up with the term
00:13:38Douchebag anyway?
00:13:40It's kind of disgusting
00:13:40But Jill wants to get married
00:13:42Just to get married
00:13:43Because she thinks it's time
00:13:44Hallie
00:13:45You couldn't even possibly relate to Joe
00:13:47And why is that?
00:13:48Because you're rich?
00:13:50I mean, seriously
00:13:51Everything's handed to you
00:13:53And you can buy whatever you want
00:13:54So just buy a boyfriend
00:13:55What?
00:13:58Are you acting right now?
00:14:00Because this is hilarious
00:14:01I just want a rich boyfriend
00:14:03To take care of me
00:14:04Is she really just saying that?
00:14:05Did Jill tell you guys
00:14:06That she didn't get picked up
00:14:07For another season
00:14:07Of Babes and Barflies?
00:14:09Her agent told her
00:14:10It's because she's too old
00:14:11And too fat
00:14:11That's not funny
00:14:14Seriously
00:14:15I was on a callback
00:14:16Like two days ago
00:14:17And the producer told my agent
00:14:20That my butt
00:14:21Looked big in a bikini
00:14:22There are specific trigger words
00:14:24That cause me to temporarily
00:14:25Tune out of the conversation
00:14:26And Becca just triggered three of them
00:14:29Producer, callback, agent
00:14:30It makes me space out
00:14:31For like 30 seconds
00:14:33And it's okay
00:14:35As long as I return back in time
00:14:37To assure Becca
00:14:38Her butt is perfect
00:14:40That is crazy, Becca
00:14:41You're perfect
00:14:41Don't listen to that
00:14:42Exactly
00:14:43Douchebags
00:14:44As bad as they sound
00:14:46It's not like my friends
00:14:47Or the people of Los Angeles
00:14:49Are any more narcissistic
00:14:50Or self-serving
00:14:51Than the rest of the world
00:14:52It's just that
00:14:53No one cares to hide it
00:14:54At all
00:14:55Do you know how many married men
00:14:57Hit on me in a week?
00:14:58No, tell me
00:14:59Well, I don't really know
00:15:00The exact number
00:15:01But it's freaking hot
00:15:02At least this is what I tell myself
00:15:03Come on, guys
00:15:04Let's go
00:15:05All I know for certain
00:15:07Is that dating in this city
00:15:08Sucks and I'm done
00:15:09Thank you
00:15:10I'm serious
00:15:11I'm done
00:15:11You guys don't hate me
00:15:13But I might, uh
00:15:14I might pass on going out tonight
00:15:15What?
00:15:16No
00:15:16What?
00:15:17No, you are going
00:15:17You just got out of
00:15:19A crappy relationship
00:15:20And you are single
00:15:21Plus, you're our designated driver
00:15:23Thanks a lot for the guilt
00:15:24Going out in L.A. isn't quite like it is in any other city
00:15:33Because of the whole who's who factor
00:15:34That this place revolves around
00:15:36So unless you're an A-list, B-list, or C-list celebrity
00:15:39Work in the A-list arena
00:15:41Or you're a friend at the club promoter slash door nazi
00:15:44Then, yeah
00:15:45It's pretty much impossible to get in
00:15:46Bottom line
00:15:47There are three major questions in Hollywood
00:15:49Who are you?
00:15:50What do you do?
00:15:51And who are your friends?
00:15:54You're gonna get crazy tonight
00:15:56Who are your friends?
00:16:01Hands up
00:16:01You're gonna get crazy tonight
00:16:03If you are now L.A. live
00:16:07Uh, honey, not in my club
00:16:09Natural hair colors only
00:16:10Anthony
00:16:12Oh, hi
00:16:13Of course
00:16:14Come on in
00:16:15Great
00:16:16Jonathan's working the door
00:16:17alted
00:16:17Son of a lise
00:16:18We're full
00:16:19Seven
00:16:20Really?
00:16:21You went in my club?
00:16:22I texted you three times last week
00:16:25Three times
00:16:26Is your phone broken or your thongs
00:16:27Okay, look, we're on the list
00:16:29Here, you see that?
00:16:31Let him in
00:16:32You totes owe me something
00:16:34Nice, natural, looking good
00:16:38Uh-uh, Brent Michaels is waiting down over there
00:16:40And you, darling, Sunset Strip is that way
00:16:52This is the biggest tip you've ever seen
00:16:55Hey, Jamie did them
00:16:56They feel wild, baby
00:16:58Jamie, bro, you don't want his floppy seconds
00:17:00Are you kidding me?
00:17:01They call him her for a reason
00:17:02They check out the old dude and the cougar
00:17:04Sweetheart, I'm sorry
00:17:05There's been some kind of misunderstanding
00:17:07There you go
00:17:07Huh, how many times do I have to tell you?
00:17:10I only date girls 25 and younger
00:17:12I'm sorry
00:17:13Oh, my God
00:17:16Is that David Spade over there?
00:17:18That was hot
00:17:19God, this town is so disgusting
00:17:22Oh, my God
00:17:23Guys, check that guy out
00:17:25That's the producer that I met the other night
00:17:26He's so hot
00:17:28I'm well-connected
00:17:29I guess I'm under my wingman
00:17:32Uh-oh
00:17:35Don't look over there
00:17:38Oh, you've got to be kidding me
00:17:44I'm gonna go to the bathroom
00:17:47I'm just gonna go to the bathroom
00:17:49Oh, my God
00:17:50Jake?
00:17:53Dad, baby
00:17:54What are you doing here?
00:17:55Well, let me guess
00:17:56Baby's mama?
00:17:58You just called me a baby?
00:18:00Jakey, she didn't just call me a baby, now, did she?
00:18:03What?
00:18:03Don't screw with me, slut
00:18:04Excuse me?
00:18:06You don't know her, do you, Jakey?
00:18:08Yes
00:18:08Uh, baby, this is Dad
00:18:10Well, not anymore, you don't
00:18:16Bye-bye
00:18:19This is my first bitch slap, but seeing the look on her Botoxed face
00:18:26You deserve him
00:18:27Totally makes it worth it
00:18:29I like
00:18:30And he's gonna put me in this next movie
00:18:35But isn't he kind of old?
00:18:37Aren't you gonna have to, you know
00:18:39Do him?
00:18:40Probably
00:18:40Oh, God
00:18:42If I have to stand here and listen to this bimbo yap about the blowjob she'll have to give to get a movie part
00:18:46I'll pee my pants
00:18:48Um, excuse me
00:18:49We're in line
00:18:52Um, actually, you're at the mirror, which doesn't really constitute the line
00:18:57Whatever, just go, it's fine
00:19:02Ew, and ick on you
00:19:07Hmm
00:19:08I'll give you my number, and then, you know, maybe we can hang out sometime
00:19:18You wanna give me your number?
00:19:19Yeah, sure
00:19:20I'll put it down
00:19:20Totally, cool
00:19:21Yeah, we'll just bypass the whole little coffee thing
00:19:23Yeah, right
00:19:24That's the software
00:19:25Yeah, I know
00:19:26Gosh
00:19:29Oh, gosh
00:19:30Hola
00:19:30What?
00:19:34No, I didn't pee on my hands
00:19:36Yo, Mama
00:19:41Hey
00:19:42Hey, did you see Zach?
00:19:43He's over there in the corner booth
00:19:44Uh, no, I didn't see him
00:19:46Did you see JP?
00:19:47Yep
00:19:47I saw him
00:19:49He looks really hot tonight
00:19:50Did you talk to him?
00:19:52Did you just say he looks hot?
00:19:54Sorry
00:19:54That was really tacky, wasn't it?
00:19:57So, what's the deal with you and Zach?
00:20:00Have you guys ever hooked up before?
00:20:01Zach?
00:20:02Yeah
00:20:02Uh, no, I mean, not really
00:20:05Seriously?
00:20:06Yeah, seriously?
00:20:07Why are you asking?
00:20:08I just can't believe you've never hooked up with him before
00:20:10Yeah, well, I mean, we've hung out a lot
00:20:12But, no
00:20:13Well, if you were telling me you're just gonna leave him to the uneducated models of LA
00:20:17Then I am gonna have to jump his bones
00:20:19For both of us
00:20:20So, are you an actor?
00:20:27No, no, no, no, no, not really
00:20:28I thought I was for a minute, but turns out it's not for me
00:20:32Way too much self-analyzing
00:20:33So, what do you do now?
00:20:36I design jewelry
00:20:37These are mine
00:20:38They're very nice
00:20:40Thanks
00:20:40Oh, my gosh
00:20:42Is it here?
00:20:42It's here
00:20:43What?
00:20:43Zach's magazine was named number one in their hottest men alive issue
00:20:47Yes
00:20:47Can I process that?
00:20:48Oh, come on, are you kidding?
00:20:49Oh, come on, Cece, it's Zach's magazine
00:20:52Yeah
00:20:52It's not exactly
00:20:53It's, you know, it's very good
00:20:54Wait, you're leaving?
00:20:55Yeah, where's Becca?
00:20:56She was the producer
00:20:58Maybe she gets home okay
00:21:02Okay
00:21:03Bye
00:21:04Mwah
00:21:05I don't, excuse me for one second
00:21:12Hey, guys, hey, Dale
00:21:13Hey, Dale
00:21:14Hey, Dale
00:21:15Hey, hey, Dale
00:21:17Focus, Becca
00:21:18I'll hold him up, Zach
00:21:21I'll hold him up, Zach
00:21:22Come on, let's go inside for a minute
00:21:24Please
00:21:25Yeah, it's
00:21:26It doesn't make any sense to me sometimes
00:21:29Listen, I didn't get a chance to talk to you
00:21:31I wanted to see if you wanted to go to dinner next week
00:21:33Um, I can't
00:21:35I didn't even give you a day
00:21:37Well, I'm sorry, I know, I'm just
00:21:40I'm slammed right now
00:21:42Working in this retarded dating reality show
00:21:45Okay
00:21:47Well, I mean
00:21:48Look, if you're not too busy
00:21:50Then maybe, uh, you can make about my show with the label next week
00:21:53We can hang out after that
00:21:54Yeah?
00:21:55Cause
00:21:56Yeah
00:21:57You didn't exactly make that show you promised you'd come to the other night
00:21:59Oh, I'm
00:22:00I'm sorry
00:22:01It's okay
00:22:02I totally forgot
00:22:03Hey, you know what?
00:22:04Next week, though, for sure
00:22:05Okay
00:22:06Good, because
00:22:07You had me a little bit worried there, you know?
00:22:10It's not like you to just drop off the grid like that
00:22:12You're my L.A. comfort food, you know?
00:22:14I need to see you every so often
00:22:16L.A. comfort food
00:22:17I like that
00:22:19I'm sorry, it's just been one of those months
00:22:23You know, that photographer JP and I
00:22:26Right
00:22:27We were sort of dating on and off
00:22:29And then I found out that he got this supermodel pregnant
00:22:32And I mean, I didn't even want to come out tonight
00:22:34And I ran into them
00:22:36And I just
00:22:37I don't know
00:22:39I just can't hit the Hollywood scene anymore
00:22:41It's just
00:22:42It's not for me
00:22:43Well, I didn't even know you were dating anyone
00:22:45I thought you were single
00:22:46Well, slightly single
00:22:49I mean, it was never anything fully committed
00:22:52Well, breakups are always pretty tough
00:22:56Yeah, I just don't get the sound
00:22:59Everyone is always on the search for the bigger, better deal
00:23:03It just
00:23:04Yeah, but you know it's all about hype, right?
00:23:06I mean, at the end of the day, that's all it is, it's hype
00:23:08Well, yeah, but it's different when you're famous
00:23:12You're part of something better that people are searching for
00:23:15Yeah, but I am the exact same person that I've always been
00:23:19I mean, I'm not in this business for the hype
00:23:21Hey, Zach, come here
00:23:23Come on, I got it
00:23:26Am I going to be on the cover of a tablet as your newest squeeze?
00:23:31I think I can handle that
00:23:33Right
00:23:35Oh
00:23:36Oh
00:23:37I'm so sorry
00:23:38It's okay, I like a good headbutt
00:23:40I was
00:23:41I was
00:23:42I went to kiss her cheek and then
00:23:43I am such an idiot
00:23:45He was clearly going for the lips
00:23:48Okay, well, have a good night though
00:23:50Thanks, bye
00:23:51Bye
00:23:52Seven and I work in a production company that cranks out crappy reality shows
00:24:02Our job is to find and cast a quote-unquote talent
00:24:06Such as it is
00:24:08So just be natural and forget that the camera's even here
00:24:11Oh, well, I'm very comfortable in front of a camera
00:24:14So why don't you tell me how you and Bert met?
00:24:17I'm sure that's a great story
00:24:18We met on the internet
00:24:20Now take these two
00:24:21They're here for a slot on the upcoming show, Geezer Town
00:24:24Some people will say or do just about anything to be on TV
00:24:28A blue pill a day makes your lady wanna stay
00:24:32Oh, yeah!
00:24:34Hey, Dale
00:24:37Oh, oh
00:24:38Seven
00:24:39There's coffee online, too
00:24:41Oh, really?
00:24:42Um
00:24:44I'll be back in just a second
00:24:51This is Dale Squire
00:24:52Dale
00:24:53It's Becca
00:24:54Can you come pick me up, please?
00:24:56Yeah, what's wrong?
00:24:57I'm up to a heating
00:25:00It's like a saucepan
00:25:01Take a laugh
00:25:02Okay, I'll be there in two seconds
00:25:04You don't wanna leave this in there
00:25:09That was Becca
00:25:10She was crying
00:25:12I don't know
00:25:13I gotta go pick her up
00:25:14I'll be back in 20 minutes
00:25:15Can you cover for me?
00:25:16With the phone sexing cyberspacing 80 year old couple?
00:25:18Yes
00:25:19Please
00:25:20They're kinda scaring me
00:25:21Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:25:22Go
00:25:23Thank you
00:25:28Three
00:25:29Two
00:25:30One
00:25:31Oh, please
00:25:32Thank you
00:25:34Hey
00:25:43What happened?
00:25:44Becca, what happened?
00:25:46What's wrong?
00:25:47What happened?
00:25:48You have got to be kidding me
00:25:51I just don't understand
00:25:53I mean, you got a boot
00:25:55Six months ago
00:25:56How does someone get a boot on their car twice
00:25:57Unless in a year?
00:25:58Every Monday
00:25:59I have to get up and move my car
00:26:01Before 9am
00:26:029am
00:26:039am
00:26:04And?
00:26:05Sometimes I forget, okay?
00:26:08On days like this
00:26:09It's really helpful to remember
00:26:11That Becca donates blood
00:26:13Rescues puppies
00:26:14And volunteers at the local soup kitchen
00:26:16How much?
00:26:17$980
00:26:19$980
00:26:20$980?
00:26:21Yes
00:26:22It's okay
00:26:23You know what?
00:26:24We'll get the money
00:26:25Love is alive
00:26:26Alive like a newborn child
00:26:32Love is a war
00:26:34Broken and running wild
00:26:38Love is a thief
00:26:39And stealing our hearts
00:26:40Tonight
00:26:41And you give it to me
00:26:43And you give it to me
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