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Mi BeBé, hijo del CEO
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00:00:00Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:26The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:30A dead end.
00:00:32You mean nothing at all?
00:00:33Have you considered that perhaps she's already left L.A.?
00:00:37You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:39I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:41I was so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:45No, no, no.
00:00:47Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay?
00:00:51Bye.
00:00:51Oh.
00:01:03Oh, my God.
00:01:22What?
00:01:23Oh, my God.
00:01:33Hey, Mom, are we coming back to find Daddy?
00:01:57Honey, I told you this before.
00:01:59I don't remember what he looks like.
00:02:01But you have a token.
00:02:03You mean the ring?
00:02:05Do you know that that's lost?
00:02:13K Group at record high profits this year,
00:02:15thanks to the group's CEO, Raymond King,
00:02:18who's brought the group's profits to over $10 billion.
00:02:23Hey, Mom, do you think that guy is my dad?
00:02:25He looks just like me.
00:02:27I think I'd remember if he was a billionaire.
00:02:30OK.
00:02:31Then who is my dad?
00:02:34I can't believe Blair drugged me
00:02:36so she could set me up with this old mate.
00:02:42Come on, pretty girl.
00:02:44Get on over here.
00:02:45Get down over here.
00:02:46Ah!
00:02:51Hey, Mom, aren't you going to be late?
00:02:53Oh, crap.
00:02:55OK, I'm going to go soon.
00:02:56Cynthia will be here, OK?
00:02:57Be good.
00:02:58OK.
00:02:59What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:01What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:02What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:03What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:07Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:03:08Do you have any idea how much this dress cost?
00:03:09What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:10What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:11Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:03:12Do you have any idea how much this dress cost?
00:03:13I'm so sorry.
00:03:14I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:15You have a nice face.
00:03:16Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:03:17Do you have any idea how much this dress cost?
00:03:18What will you do without me, huh?
00:03:19Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:03:33Do you have any idea how much this dress cost?
00:03:37I'm so sorry I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:39You have a nice face.
00:03:43Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:45Trying to claw your way into high society, I see?
00:03:47Ma'am, I don't think that stain is going to come out, but I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like.
00:03:52Clean it? Of course you lower-class people wouldn't get it.
00:03:57You think you can clean the dress? With what, your dish soap?
00:04:01My legal team will be in contact with how you will compensate me.
00:04:18Raymond? Interesting. I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond.
00:04:25A pity, considering your mother is more into people like someone of my status.
00:04:29You Calvins need my family, Alicia. It's not the other way around. It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull.
00:04:36Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage, I don't care which chick you screw.
00:04:43I'll let you off the hook this time. There won't be a next.
00:04:47I'm sorry, excuse me. Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:55I, I don't think so.
00:04:59Right, of course.
00:05:02Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else. Carry on.
00:05:07Miranda?
00:05:09Miranda.
00:05:12Wow, Miranda. And here I thought you ran off and eloped with that old rich guy you met six years ago.
00:05:17Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man.
00:05:23Why bother coming back to L.A.? Did you find another target?
00:05:26Who's the poor old soul this time for Little Miss Gold Digger?
00:05:30Miranda, what are you...
00:05:32Patrick, why don't you go grab me another drink?
00:05:35Chardonnay?
00:05:36Sure.
00:05:36Don't think Patrick's going to come crawling back to you just because you're back.
00:05:44We are engaged and expecting.
00:05:47Congratulations, that's none of my business. Now can I please get back to work?
00:05:52If you take one look at my fiance, I will make your life a living hell.
00:05:56Do you understand?
00:05:58Let go of me.
00:06:02You're fired.
00:06:04What? Why?
00:06:05Do you know who you just insulted?
00:06:07That's the daughter of the Calvin family.
00:06:09But didn't she say she'll let it slide? It was an accident.
00:06:12Miss Alicia might be fine with it, but we're not.
00:06:15This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation of this catering company.
00:06:19Do you understand?
00:06:19Please, sir, give me another chance. I can't lose this job.
00:06:24You know, I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King.
00:06:29If you are serious about this position, we'd be at my place tonight.
00:06:34I may reconsider based on a performance review.
00:06:41In your dreams, perv.
00:06:43I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:06:53Have we met somewhere before?
00:07:01Sir, your mother just called.
00:07:03She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house.
00:07:05Tell her I don't need one.
00:07:07I know, but she's already...
00:07:09Steve, can't you just send her on a vacation or something?
00:07:13I'm trying to get some peace and quiet,
00:07:15and I can't do that when she's constantly buzzing around my life.
00:07:17You understand?
00:07:18Yes, sir. I'll try.
00:07:26What am I going to do?
00:07:27Kirk's tuition is due next week.
00:07:35King's Mansion stays looking for a household maid.
00:07:38Six hours a day.
00:07:40Ten K per month.
00:07:43You do have an impressive academic record,
00:07:55but since you haven't finished your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree,
00:07:58how about handling some administrative tasks?
00:08:01Really?
00:08:02Only on a trial basis, though.
00:08:04You can start today.
00:08:07Great.
00:08:08I need to get this signed by the client.
00:08:11Yes.
00:08:12Right away, sir, I will not let you down.
00:08:21How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate Project coming along?
00:08:25We made good progress on the initial designs.
00:08:27Now we're waiting on the second draft.
00:08:30When's the submission?
00:08:30It's today, sir.
00:08:32Someone should be here shortly.
00:08:35Blanca's not coming?
00:08:36I heard they're sending a newbie.
00:08:45Yeah, send her in.
00:08:49Newbie.
00:08:50Sir, do you know her?
00:09:03Yes.
00:09:06No?
00:09:08We just met yesterday.
00:09:10That's it.
00:09:12You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm.
00:09:15Yeah, yes.
00:09:17So, first, you show up to my banquet as a waitress,
00:09:27and now you are in my office as Blanca's representative.
00:09:32Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
00:09:34And I suggest that you be honest.
00:09:37This, uh, this is just a weird coincidence.
00:09:40Are you a spy?
00:09:41What?
00:09:42No.
00:09:43I just work two jobs.
00:09:47Well, how about you tell Blanca
00:10:00that I no longer need your services?
00:10:03What?
00:10:05No.
00:10:06My boss will fire me.
00:10:07That's not my problem.
00:10:09Wait.
00:10:10No.
00:10:12Miss, I have to ask you to leave.
00:10:14No, no, this is, this is my first date.
00:10:16Please, I need the money.
00:10:18You're beautiful, and you seem smart.
00:10:23So, tell me.
00:10:27Would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:34Let's go.
00:10:35Call someone to take her out, too.
00:10:37Yes, sir.
00:10:38What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:59Good grief.
00:11:00Your first day of work, and you blew it with my top client.
00:11:03Miranda, you are fired.
00:11:06Get out of my face!
00:11:08Congratulations, Miranda.
00:11:29We'd love for you to start tomorrow, if possible.
00:11:32Yes, of course.
00:11:33Mrs. King, thank you so much.
00:11:36I will do my best to serve you.
00:11:38Oh, you won't be working for me.
00:11:40You'll be serving my son, Raymond.
00:11:43Raymond.
00:11:44Like the Raymond King from the K Group?
00:11:48This is his home.
00:11:49Good try, smile, mother bear.
00:12:01Will you watch me now, little bear?
00:12:03Finally, I got Kirk's tuition.
00:12:21Thank you, sign-on bonus.
00:12:22Dammit!
00:12:39Dammit!
00:12:46Oh, shit!
00:12:48Time's up, time's up.
00:12:49Stop it!
00:12:50Why is my fool wet?
00:13:04Get somebody to send another copy of these files over.
00:13:08Yes, sir.
00:13:11And about the new maid, sir.
00:13:13Take care of her yourself.
00:13:14I had high expectations for you, Miranda.
00:13:22But due to your carelessness, Mr. King slipped, soiled his suit, and ruined those important business documents.
00:13:29But I was just on my...
00:13:30There's nothing I can do.
00:13:33Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition.
00:13:36We can work out a payment plan.
00:13:40What are you doing in my house?
00:13:44I'm working.
00:13:49Or, I was.
00:13:51So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:13:57Well, let's see.
00:13:58Your date that night cost me my job as a waitress, and you got me fired from the interior design firm.
00:14:04And now I'm here.
00:14:08And now you're firing me from this job, too.
00:14:11I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:14:12I mean, it's okay.
00:14:16I understand.
00:14:17I'll leave now.
00:14:21Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:27Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:33About the banquet and the office, genuinely, I'm sorry.
00:14:37How about this?
00:14:40You can work your shift here as my maid, and double as my assistant at the K-Group office.
00:14:46I'll even double your pay.
00:14:50Really?
00:14:53Thank you so much.
00:14:55Okay.
00:15:06She was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago, didn't finish her degree, now works part-time here and there, and she recently moved back to L.A. with her five-year-old son.
00:15:18Who is she, and who sent her?
00:15:22Look, I want details, specifically who she associates with.
00:15:28Somebody hired her to spy on me.
00:15:30Granted, she's not very good.
00:15:33Sir?
00:15:37She's up to something, for sure.
00:15:39I've got her working both in my home and in my office.
00:15:43So if she slips up, I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her.
00:15:47Yes, sir.
00:15:48And one last thing.
00:15:50Mr. Patrick and Ms. Blair will be stopping by your place later.
00:15:54Patrick and Blair.
00:15:58I'll be there.
00:16:00Yes, sir.
00:16:00Never thought I'd see you like this.
00:16:19What are you, a maid?
00:16:23Hey, where are you going?
00:16:25Aren't you going to peel it for me?
00:16:27Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King.
00:16:30That's more like it.
00:16:38Excuse me.
00:16:50Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house.
00:16:53Of course.
00:16:54I'm just watering the plants.
00:16:57See?
00:16:57Aren't you going to cut my fruit?
00:17:08Ugh, what an insufferable bitch.
00:17:11What are you talking about?
00:17:12Miranda, what were you thinking?
00:17:27Sir, I will get you a towel.
00:17:33So?
00:17:33I am so sorry.
00:17:36Why didn't you stop by the K group like I asked you to?
00:17:40Because I've been busy.
00:17:41I mean, there's guests at the house.
00:17:43Oh, okay.
00:17:43So it's my fault now?
00:17:44No, no, not at all.
00:17:49You know, I would stay sharp if I was you because spy game isn't for everyone.
00:17:56You know what?
00:18:01I've had just about enough of your attitude.
00:18:04I quit.
00:18:07We'll be back.
00:18:09Any little spy game isn't over.
00:18:16Raymond, you're all wet.
00:18:18Let me help you.
00:18:19Don't.
00:18:20Don't touch me.
00:18:27Okay, you can do this.
00:18:29You're a mother, Miranda.
00:18:30You can do this for Kirk, for a better life.
00:18:33I can handle it myself.
00:18:35Where's Patrick?
00:18:37I don't know.
00:18:38He's not here yet.
00:18:39Well, how about you go wait for him inside?
00:18:41Three, two, one.
00:18:53Welcome back.
00:18:55Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:18:56Mr. King, please allow me to prepare you a new outfit.
00:19:00Do you have a preference?
00:19:03Anyone will do.
00:19:03I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier, and I do hope that you can forgive me.
00:19:17Well, keep this up and I might consider it.
00:19:22Miranda?
00:19:26Miranda.
00:19:27Hey, cousin.
00:19:32Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch.
00:19:33Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:19:40She's just a maid.
00:19:45Hello?
00:19:46Yes?
00:19:47What?
00:19:48Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:50Okay, okay, fine.
00:19:51Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:20:02Here we go.
00:20:03You're being rude.
00:20:08Oh, you can always quit, you know?
00:20:11No one's stopping you.
00:20:13My apologies.
00:20:15Your wallet, sir.
00:20:16Much better.
00:20:19Oh, and another thing?
00:20:22Ignore Patrick and Blair.
00:20:23You work for me.
00:20:24I know what you're up to, you whore.
00:20:41How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:20:44Drop the app.
00:20:45You think I don't know what you're up to trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed just like you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:50I...
00:20:50Patrick's with me now.
00:20:51So you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:54You've always been a gold digger, even back at school.
00:20:56Just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella.
00:20:59I'm warning you, stay away from the king family.
00:21:05If anyone should watch themselves, it's you.
00:21:07You should be focusing on your Patrick, not making googly eyes at other men.
00:21:11Miranda.
00:21:25If you need money, I can lend you some.
00:21:28You don't have to work here.
00:21:30Please, just stay out of my way.
00:21:34Stop it.
00:21:35You're going to get me fired.
00:21:36You're a guest here.
00:21:38You left without saying a word.
00:21:40Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy.
00:21:43But was that a lie?
00:21:45What really happened?
00:21:46I deserve to know the truth.
00:21:48It doesn't matter anymore.
00:21:50You and Blair are engaged.
00:21:51There's no hope for us.
00:21:53That's not true.
00:21:55I love you, Miranda, and I always have.
00:21:59Just stop it.
00:22:00Come on, please, Miranda.
00:22:01What the hell is going on here?
00:22:10You're supposed to be making beds, not getting in them.
00:22:16You are fired.
00:22:18Get the hell out of here.
00:22:19Mommy will find a new job.
00:22:28Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:30Hey, son, what's up?
00:22:55Miranda, I've got a gig for you.
00:22:58A waiter at a high-end club.
00:23:00Just pouring wine for rich guys.
00:23:02What do you say?
00:23:04I...
00:23:04Like, really rich guys.
00:23:06The kind that tip a lot.
00:23:09How long is the shift?
00:23:11Just a night.
00:23:12A few hours tops.
00:23:14They're hosting a big event downtown and are super short-staffed.
00:23:18Listen, here's the best part.
00:23:19It's $1,500 for one night.
00:23:24$1,500?
00:23:28Okay, I'm in.
00:23:30God, any shorter night, I might as well just be wearing underwear.
00:23:32Oh, hey, you're Cynthia's friend, right?
00:23:35Yes, my name is Miranda.
00:23:37Sin said that you needed a waitress for the night.
00:23:39Yeah, you know what?
00:23:40Forget the drinks.
00:23:41I understand you were in ballet, yeah?
00:23:43Yeah.
00:23:44We need you for something else, and we're willing to double your pay.
00:23:48$3,000?
00:23:49Mm-hmm.
00:23:49What do I have to do?
00:23:50Dance.
00:23:51What?
00:23:57Hello and welcome.
00:23:58We hope you enjoy the show.
00:24:02It's just one night.
00:24:03It's just for the money.
00:24:15They always have the best dancers here.
00:24:17That one, hey?
00:24:36She must be new.
00:24:37You haven't seen her around here before.
00:24:38Oh, she's so good, though.
00:24:40She's so good, though.
00:24:46Give me a VIP room.
00:24:48Yes, sir.
00:24:48Right away.
00:24:49Anything else?
00:24:50I want that dancer.
00:24:54Ooh, good choice.
00:24:55Sir, I said I'd only be a waiter, and the dancing was already, like, a little bit much.
00:25:09This client is willing to pay $5,000.
00:25:12$5,000 for what, exactly?
00:25:15Don't worry about it.
00:25:16I know these guys.
00:25:17They're very rich.
00:25:18Just think how lucky you are to be in this position.
00:25:21It's Miranda.
00:25:23Yeah, it's not a big deal.
00:25:24Just remember to service him very well.
00:25:27Hmm?
00:25:27And remember, women would line up for miles for this opportunity.
00:25:41Tell me, though, why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask?
00:25:46I, uh, have a scar, and it's really gross and disgusting.
00:25:53What a shame.
00:25:54Good thing you got a good figure, though.
00:25:56Yeah.
00:25:57You know, I can get someone else if you prefer.
00:25:59You, uh, see that cutie over there?
00:26:02That's your most distinguished guest tonight.
00:26:05If you, uh, make him happy, he'll get you eight grand.
00:26:13Eight grand, not five?
00:26:15Mm-hmm.
00:26:15To what?
00:26:16Like, pour drinks?
00:26:18Is that what your manager said?
00:26:21Okay, then.
00:26:22Yeah, go in there.
00:26:23Pour in your drink.
00:26:33Let go.
00:26:34Let me see the scar.
00:26:35No, sir, you, you really don't want to see it.
00:26:43So,
00:26:44you're an exotic dancer now.
00:26:47Tell me, how did your handler find me here?
00:26:49Hmm?
00:26:49What handler?
00:26:50I work here.
00:26:52Okay, Blair fired me, and I needed the money.
00:26:55What?
00:26:55I told you to ignore them.
00:26:56I told you to ignore them.
00:27:00You work for me.
00:27:01You remember?
00:27:02Yeah.
00:27:02Well, it's kind of hard to ignore Blair when she's screaming in your face.
00:27:06Okay, just let me go.
00:27:07You can keep your eight grand.
00:27:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:11I cannot get fired from this job, too.
00:27:13They're gonna make me pay for these damages.
00:27:14God, Raymond King, why do you make everything worse, huh?
00:27:16Why are you always buzzing around?
00:27:18Why can't you just...
00:27:19Ow!
00:27:20No, you just stop touching the glass.
00:27:22Here.
00:27:23Ow.
00:27:24Look, I'll pay for the damages.
00:27:25Just...
00:27:25Just come back to work at my place.
00:27:29What, you want to rehire me so you can sleep with me?
00:27:33No.
00:27:34Well, that is a good suggestion.
00:27:36No, no, no, no.
00:27:36I meant just come work for me.
00:27:38And me alone.
00:27:40No, absolutely not.
00:27:42If I go back and work for you, I'm gonna be dead before I'm 30.
00:27:45Hey, no, hey, look.
00:27:46Everybody has a price.
00:27:48How much should it cost?
00:27:49Hmm?
00:27:49How much should it cost to get you in here with me?
00:27:53Don't mind me.
00:27:57Carry on.
00:27:58Get out!
00:28:00Okay.
00:28:02How much should it cost, Miranda?
00:28:03Just tell me.
00:28:04Okay, fine.
00:28:0610,000 a day, and then I'll go back and I'll work for you.
00:28:09Deal.
00:28:14Starting today, you belong to me.
00:28:21What is wrong with you?
00:28:23Well, I'm assuming that's a yes.
00:28:26Should we send someone to chase her down or-
00:28:28No, no.
00:28:30She's actually my housemaid.
00:28:33She'll be back.
00:28:37What?
00:28:38You just got rehired, Miranda.
00:28:40Why do you want to quit already?
00:28:42How about you put in a two-
00:28:43Please, I can't do this anymore.
00:28:45I'm just here to return this.
00:28:49We should get Mr. King's opinion on this.
00:28:51No, please.
00:28:52This is not worth his time.
00:28:55Turns out you really are Raymond's housemate.
00:28:59What a plot twist.
00:29:00Not only did you throw a tantrum at the nightclub last night, but you also sh**ed him and ran off.
00:29:06I like that.
00:29:08What are you doing here?
00:29:10You know, I think little Raymond is into you.
00:29:14Great.
00:29:14Well, I'm not interested in him.
00:29:16So, I hear that you want to quit?
00:29:32Alright.
00:29:33Well, how about you stop by HR at the K Group on your way out to set up a court date?
00:29:38You're going to need to set up a payment plan to pay back the sign-on bonus.
00:29:43Why would you let her quit?
00:29:45Raymond, dude.
00:29:47Don't you like having a doll like that around as a housemate?
00:29:50I mean, there was a kind of, uh, weird kink you had in the room.
00:29:58I assume you have a good lawyer.
00:30:00Yes.
00:30:01What I was trying to say.
00:30:02She should be living in her luxury house.
00:30:05Driving luxury cars, you know, waited on hand and foot by servants.
00:30:09Instead, you have her here working as a servant.
00:30:11Why don't you just give it to me?
00:30:14You know, I'll take better care of her and make her happier than you can make her.
00:30:18Alright, alright.
00:30:19I'll stop trying to poach your housemate.
00:30:21I'm just here to work.
00:30:22I'm not interested in either of you.
00:30:26You're interested in making money, though.
00:30:28Jesus.
00:30:31You know what?
00:30:32I'm going to go.
00:30:33Fine.
00:30:50I thought you'd be avoiding me since last night.
00:30:54Working at the club was just a one-time thing.
00:30:57Oh, well.
00:30:58You don't look like a rookie.
00:30:59Oh, so you're experienced.
00:31:02No wonder you're very handy.
00:31:05That's not important.
00:31:07We had a deal last night, you remember?
00:31:11I don't remember agreeing to anything.
00:31:13You remember taking my black card?
00:31:17Get changed.
00:31:18I am not doing some weird roleplay with you.
00:31:24Oh, okay.
00:31:24So you're, uh, fantasizing about me now.
00:31:36What's this for?
00:31:37Well, I have a family gathering tonight to celebrate Patrick and Blair getting engaged,
00:31:42and I need a date.
00:31:46And you want me?
00:31:48Yes.
00:31:49Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I have to head home.
00:31:51I have a son to take care of, if you don't remember.
00:31:53And the nanny gets off at six, so find someone else.
00:31:57You work for me.
00:32:00Why would I hire anybody else when I've got you?
00:32:03Because I'm your maid?
00:32:05I mean, what would people think?
00:32:06Take care of it.
00:32:07Don't worry.
00:32:08But I have to.
00:32:09Unless you can think of another way that you'd like to work for me tonight.
00:32:25Fine.
00:32:26Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:36This is your engagement party, Blair.
00:33:01Don't be impulsive.
00:33:03But Raymond is head of the King family.
00:33:05If Miranda marries him, then I'll be under forever.
00:33:08Okay.
00:33:08Even so, you can't go against him.
00:33:11Maybe just not so direct.
00:33:13Patrick is second in line to inherit K group, and now that I'm his fiance, I can't let Miranda
00:33:17ruin us.
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:20You need to calm down.
00:33:21Calm down?
00:33:22If Patrick finds out that we set up Miranda to leave him and sent her off to marry that
00:33:26old creep, he'll leave me.
00:33:28I, we, worked so hard to get to where we're at today.
00:33:32If I don't marry into the King family, we'll be bankrupt.
00:33:39Raymond.
00:33:39Did you bring your maid to my engagement party?
00:33:45Don't you think that's a little inappropriate?
00:33:47Blair.
00:33:48Stop saying that.
00:33:51Everything's fine.
00:33:53Everyone.
00:33:54Emotions are just running high today.
00:33:57Fine?
00:33:58Then how come I keep seeing you stare at that third-rate whore?
00:34:04Don't think you can pull one over on me, gold-digging bitch.
00:34:07I know about your scandal, and I'll release it.
00:34:11You mean the one you orchestrated, Blair?
00:34:13Don't think you can weasel your way out of this one.
00:34:16Hey, Blair.
00:34:16Jesus.
00:34:17Have you lost your mind?
00:34:19Have you forgotten what day it is today?
00:34:24Come on.
00:34:25Let's go.
00:34:29I'm sorry, do you know Patrick?
00:34:31And what's that scandal that Blair was talking about?
00:34:35I have no clue what she's talking about.
00:34:36And I'm not involved with Patrick in any way.
00:34:40Maybe that's what Patrick said.
00:34:42Emotions are a little high today.
00:34:46Cheers to my engagement.
00:34:49So happy you could make it.
00:34:51Thank you for having me.
00:34:52Yeah, of course.
00:34:54I mean, it could be bigger.
00:34:56But, you know.
00:34:57Anyways.
00:34:58Who's little brat are you?
00:35:06Who's little brat are you?
00:35:07Let me go!
00:35:08Let me go!
00:35:09What?
00:35:09You've never seen a cake before?
00:35:10That's expensive.
00:35:12Don't you understand?
00:35:12More expensive than your life.
00:35:14Let go, mean lady.
00:35:18Where are your parents?
00:35:20He's just lost.
00:35:21I'll go find his parents.
00:35:24Do you have a moment to look it over?
00:35:26I don't really want to think about work right now, personally.
00:35:28I think it's best if we just enjoy...
00:35:30Ow!
00:35:31You're hurting me!
00:35:32Enough, you little brat.
00:35:33Hey, Blair.
00:35:35What are you doing?
00:35:36This is not my problem.
00:35:37Oh, excuse me, where are you?
00:35:43Hey.
00:35:45What, are you okay?
00:35:48Dad!
00:35:49Whoa.
00:35:50Whoa, I think you might be mistaken because I am not your dad.
00:35:57But you are my dad!
00:35:58But you are my dad!
00:35:59I'm my dad!
00:36:00Okay, yeah.
00:36:02Oh, nothing to see here.
00:36:03Just a lost kid.
00:36:05Mr. King and I will help find his parents.
00:36:07Please, just continue to enjoy the party.
00:36:09Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:11Just stop crying.
00:36:16Hey, young man.
00:36:19Oh, crap.
00:36:21I don't think this guy here is your father.
00:36:23Why don't you come with me and we can go try and figure something out?
00:36:27No, you're wrong!
00:36:31Look, I think your parents are going to be worried if they can't find you.
00:36:34Why don't we go try and find them, huh?
00:36:35Okay, buddy.
00:36:38Uh, let's go.
00:36:40All right?
00:36:40One, two, three.
00:36:42Oh!
00:36:42Yeah, yeah.
00:36:52God, what was Cynthia thinking?
00:36:54I told her to leave Kirk with the hotel staff, not just anyone.
00:36:57Oh, God, I can't let Damon fire me.
00:36:58There's no way I'm going to deal with that lawsuit case.
00:37:01Oh, there you are, you naughty, naughty boy.
00:37:19Are you scared of your mother?
00:37:23Mommy!
00:37:23Mommy!
00:37:25Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:37:26Mommy!
00:37:27Oh, Kirk.
00:37:29Judy, ma'am, hello, hi, uh, hello.
00:37:31Are you really this kid's mother?
00:37:35Did you not hear him call me mommy?
00:37:38You should keep a better eye on him.
00:37:39It's dangerous for him to run off on his own.
00:37:41Don't tell me how to raise my kid.
00:37:47I-
00:37:47Something wrong, sir?
00:37:52Nothing.
00:37:53No, I just thought I heard somebody that I recognize.
00:37:55Did mommy tell you to hide and wait here?
00:38:09I'm sorry, mommy, but I stole that big cake and it looked so yummy.
00:38:15Okay, well, mommy has to leave in a minute, so wait for Aunt Cynthia to pick you up, okay?
00:38:19You're not going to go around calling random guys your dad, right?
00:38:22Okay, but don't you think he looks just like me?
00:38:26Nope, nope, not at all.
00:38:28Okay, now who's going to pick you up in an hour?
00:38:30Auntie Cyn!
00:38:32Good, and you are not to leave this room with anyone but Cynthia, okay?
00:38:39I love you, baby.
00:38:40I'll see you tonight when I get home.
00:38:44Sir, they found something.
00:38:46They found the ring.
00:38:50Where'd you find those?
00:38:51Was that some antique pawn shop?
00:38:54A pawn shop?
00:38:56Yeah.
00:39:00What do you want?
00:39:06I need to talk to you.
00:39:07Right now?
00:39:08Right now?
00:39:08Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention, please.
00:39:27As the proud father of the future groom, I stand before you with a heart filled with joy and gratitude at this momentous engagement celebration.
00:39:37What are you doing with Raymond?
00:39:39What are you doing with Raymond?
00:39:41You're engaged, Patrick.
00:39:44Okay, this is extremely inappropriate.
00:39:46You know, Blair will chew my face off if she sees us together.
00:39:49I just...
00:39:50I need to know.
00:39:52If you give the word, I will call off the engagement.
00:39:54I think I made my stance pretty clear last time.
00:39:57We're done.
00:39:58Whatever we had between us, it's not there anymore.
00:40:00Is it because of Raymond?
00:40:02If it helps you sleep at night, sure.
00:40:07And stop calling me.
00:40:09And stop asking to see me in private.
00:40:11Just stop it.
00:40:12Sir, I was just looking for you.
00:40:21The ceremony is real.
00:40:22Del Patrick.
00:40:23That I'm reassigning him to the Houston office.
00:40:25Tell him to get the fuck out of L.A.
00:40:28Now.
00:40:33So, God bless.
00:40:35May the bond of your love be everlasting.
00:40:38And I think I speak on all our behalf when I say,
00:40:40we can't wait for this wedding.
00:40:42Yay!
00:40:42Where have you been?
00:40:56I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:40:58Oh, so I'm the one who just vanished for almost an hour?
00:41:02I guess we just miss each other.
00:41:04Now, let's get this party started.
00:41:06What?
00:41:21Texas?
00:41:21Texas?
00:41:23Hey, you should really focus on yourself.
00:41:25I'll deal with you when we get home.
00:41:30Deal with what?
00:41:35Deal with what?
00:41:36You and Patrick.
00:41:48I...
00:41:48I...
00:41:48I don't understand.
00:41:50Why would I be working with Patrick?
00:41:52Didn't Patrick hire you to spy on me?
00:41:54What?
00:41:54Why would Patrick want to spy on you?
00:41:56Why did you meet him at the bar tonight?
00:41:58Alone?
00:42:00Were you feeding him information about me?
00:42:01Were you spying on me?
00:42:02Stop evading the question.
00:42:04Were you feeding him information about me or not?
00:42:07Okay, can we just take it back a second?
00:42:10I mean, where did this whole I'm a spy narrative even come from?
00:42:12You're at my banquets.
00:42:14You're in my offices.
00:42:15You're in my house.
00:42:16You're at my clubs.
00:42:17I mean, what am I supposed to think?
00:42:18You're everywhere.
00:42:19You're everywhere.
00:42:24Okay, so there's been a lot of coincidences, but why would Patrick want me to spy on you?
00:42:28So that you can seduce me to gain access to information that'll help Patrick and sweep
00:42:33the company out from under me.
00:42:34Okay, whatever business, family drama, political bullshit you're going through, I have nothing
00:42:39to do with it.
00:42:40I'm not here to steal information.
00:42:42I'm not here for Patrick.
00:42:43And I sure as hell am not here to seduce you.
00:42:45You really want me to believe that you haven't been trying to seduce me this entire time?
00:42:56Because it's been working.
00:43:15Hello?
00:43:42Yeah, all right.
00:43:43I'll be out in a minute.
00:43:45to the office sir no i want to follow up on this ring you don't mind me asking sir what does the
00:44:15ring have to do with that woman from six years ago it's mine i think i gave it to her that night
00:44:22well the pawn shop says a young woman named cindy sold it to them last week
00:44:26she runs a women's boutique on rodeo drive we can head there now
00:44:30welcome um may i help you yes are you cindy yes
00:44:42did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the third yes
00:44:49well how did you get your hands on this was that you six years ago from the presidential suite what
00:44:58what the hell are you talking about where'd you get the ring then i snagged it from a flea market
00:45:04the seller didn't know what it was worth it only cost me 30 bucks okay well what did this person
00:45:09look like i don't remember it was years ago oh i do remember it was a woman around 40s or 50s
00:45:17no god damn it's not her
00:45:18i'm sorry that wasn't her we need to keep looking
00:45:24let's head back to the office yes sir while you're at it just do another check on miranda i want to know
00:45:29everything about her who she associates with what she's doing in my life we've already tried sir we
00:45:35do it or you're fired of course sir
00:45:38hello
00:45:47i am so sorry no i'm on my way i will be there soon girl i'm literally on the plane already
00:45:55kirk said he found his dad so i sent kirk to him
00:45:58he knew sin sin sin kirk does not have a father where did you send him
00:46:06i swear my dad's work here hey excuse me what what's going on here oh my gosh hey what are you
00:46:20doing here kid what is your uh is your father work here hmm you're my dad and i just didn't
00:46:27have to get on the plane so now i'm here hey sir is that the kid from last night yeah i think his
00:46:34father works here just um send a memo through the system telling whoever it is that their kid
00:46:39is in my office hey hey buddy you like uh you like model cars yeah i've got a bunch of really
00:46:47cool model cars in my office hey why don't we just hand them over to the police oh we gotta find
00:46:52his father first but you are my dad do i look like your dad yes you do look alike sorry what you two look
00:47:04alike uh well hey look i've got a meeting to go to so why don't you stay with uncle steve in my office
00:47:21and uh i will be right back okay
00:47:34is this your kid sir no i don't have any kids oh excuse me mr king uh i thought he might be yours
00:47:51because uh he looks just like you sir i'll get back to work
00:47:56stark stark do we really look that much alike no yes um i guess
00:48:20hey buddy you could be a businessman when you get older you seem to have the charisma for it
00:48:25dad i want to go home this is why they're not answering the memo yet
00:48:43all right here we are
00:48:48look at that look at that
00:48:49wow wow you really are a kingdom this is like a castle that is right and you are in my kingdom
00:48:57so welcome sir who is this uh it's just for a couple of hours um until police can pick him up
00:49:15okay where'd you go where'd you go where are you
00:49:22uh hey uh where's miranda at she ran off this morning said something about a family emergency
00:49:42caller yes sir oh and uh while you're out just go to the store i'm not sure when the
00:49:48le pd is getting here apparently they're understaffed today what else is new but uh pretty sure
00:49:53cookies aren't a good enough diet for a kid his age and get them a new toy while you're at it yes sir
00:50:08i'm not sure what kids eat but i think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do
00:50:37uh also this car toy was all they had yeah that's fine hey uh any sign of miranda she's right there sir
00:50:46so you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning you can't tell me
00:51:01why you were in my bushes spying on me through my window you can't seem to explain why kirk
00:51:07seems to recognize you and you can't tell me why you didn't answer any of my texts or calls from this
00:51:12morning oh goody i'm starving he's your responsibility now le pd will be here shortly hopefully sounds good
00:51:26absolutely will do can do
00:51:33okay we're gonna play a game okay do you want to play a game with mommy are we playing pretend how how did you
00:51:40know that because we did the last time with the wig and sunglasses all right okay we are gonna play pretend
00:51:48again i'm gonna be the nanny and you're gonna be the little kid but we can't let mr raymond know that
00:51:54we're playing a game okay okay
00:51:57nanny i'm tired
00:52:06take him to the guest room and uh i'm gonna go ahead and get in contact with the cops because they should
00:52:12be here by now no
00:52:21what's gotten into you no
00:52:24i will take care of it for you you are very clearly busy with
00:52:31stuff so i'll deal with the boy and the police and you just just relax
00:52:42okay
00:52:51hi lapd i was just calling about the little boy that was found at the k group this morning
00:52:56i just want to let you know that his parents have been found and there is no need to send anyone to
00:53:00pick him up yeah okay thank you
00:53:14oh oh oh i'm sorry no no it's all right
00:53:20no no no that's not i got it i can get you a new outfit that would be helpful
00:53:24hey hey buddy buddy it's all right i'm not mad it's just an accident it happens okay
00:53:34now go ahead and take that and let's go get cleaned up okay yeah
00:53:44oh thank you you can go ahead and set it down right there
00:53:46oh my gosh
00:53:56i am so sorry that was the car oh okay well i thought it was maybe just the ride you were going for
00:54:16oh
00:54:22hello raymond king did you banish your cousin to texas do you understand how mad your uncle is right
00:54:28now yeah look mom this was bound to happen okay he's been trying to claw his way into the k group
00:54:33for years and he can have the houston office but there's no way in hell that i'm letting him take
00:54:37over the headquarters here in la raymond raymond raymond let's talk in person okay i'll i'll let you
00:54:43know when i'm free i've got a ton of work at the office and i'm even on my way out right now
00:54:48too late i'm already here
00:54:58hey buddy all right we're gonna go up one two three nice just like the airplane let's go
00:55:04go ahead go go go okay no no both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet okay
00:55:10hey can you stay quiet and play with the nanny nice wait what's going on
00:55:16i don't understand why you're making this so difficult i asked you to marry alicia not fall in love
00:55:38with her without her family's support your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did i know but
00:55:44that uncle andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years do you think a marriage is
00:55:49really going to save anything your uncle aside you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate
00:55:56and alicia is your best bet the land her family controls is exactly what we need
00:56:04without the ability to expand we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned
00:56:09what's that uh no it's nothing i must uh pause the video i was watching
00:56:20tell me raymond why not alicia well look i'm busy at the office with with work and and meetings and
00:56:29work i don't have time for this i'll call my driver no need i drove myself
00:56:39will you at least consider alicia she's not a bad looking girl either
00:56:47you know yeah
00:56:53forgot my purse oh sure
00:57:02whose toy is this
00:57:03who's toy is this
00:57:11oh it's mine i got it at the store
00:57:14you used to love toy cars
00:57:29we had to put the greenfield project on pause
00:57:31what was that the news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear
00:57:36and on top of that we're expecting some serious downpours and a solar eclipse in the next couple of
00:57:41days look i want a dna test done on kirk and i what kirk you mean that kid there's just something
00:57:50about him the more i look at him the more it feels like i'm staring into a de-aging mirror
00:57:57a de-aging no look you get the point just do it in secret don't let anybody find out don't let
00:58:03miranda or the kid know do it fast i want results as quick as possible yes sir
00:58:17hey kirk remember me
00:58:36remember me yeah the boring uncle
00:58:40uh well how about we play a game of hide and seek together i want to play with dad your dad's uh
00:58:49busy with work but he sent me to play with you okay but i want to hide first
00:58:59four five six seven eight nine ten
00:59:06where are you uncle steve can't find you
00:59:23ready or not here i come found you
00:59:27okay now it's my turn one two three four five six seven eight
00:59:41what's this it's the dna test result sir
00:59:50so we're not even a little bit related yes sir
00:59:57sir this is good news isn't it
01:00:14mommy take me out the plague honey it's raining outside and besides when we're together and we're
01:00:21alone you can call me mom hey thank you god the weather's just so weird today yeah we got a big solar
01:00:35storm coming through we've even got a solar eclipse in the next couple of days i heard something spooky
01:00:40might happen maybe we'll get super couch oh hey hey so um anyway what i was gonna tell you um
01:00:52two days gone by and still no sign the cops no no they actually came by and it turns out that his
01:01:00father is really sick and so i told them that i would watch him for a few days great to see you here kiddo
01:01:06oh
01:01:19What? Did you just call me?
01:01:21Mom, are you okay?
01:01:35So you're telling me that we switched bodies?
01:01:39Oh, please tell me this is one big elaborate joke.
01:01:43Ah, no. This is not a dream.
01:01:49It's not rocket science.
01:01:53You unclip. You unwind.
01:01:55Find an outlet and...
01:01:57Here you go.
01:01:59Open. There you go.
01:02:07I'm tired.
01:02:17Come on.
01:02:19Mom, are you okay? You're acting weird.
01:02:23How long do you have to play in any game for?
01:02:27It was not that fun. It never even was.
01:02:29Okay, sure, we can stop.
01:02:31But what did you just call me?
01:02:33Mom, you said when it's just the two of us, I could call you Mom.
01:02:37And now the game is over.
01:02:39It's over.
01:02:41Why do you call me, um...
01:02:43Raymond Father?
01:02:45Because I look just like him.
01:02:47And in the movies, daddies and sons always look the same.
01:02:51Well, those are just the movies, kid.
01:02:53You know, you gotta have some more kind of proof.
01:02:57But there is proof.
01:02:59What?
01:03:01The ring. If you draw and show it to Mr. Raymond, he could see it.
01:03:05It must be his.
01:03:07Do you remember what this ring looks like?
01:03:09You said it had a big green stone.
01:03:11All right, it's time for bed, kiddo.
01:03:37Miranda, what is it?
01:03:39I am Raymond.
01:03:41What? Sorry, I don't have time for this.
01:03:43Mr. King and I have a very busy day ahead of us.
01:03:45I took you to a boutique on Rodeo Drive a few days ago.
01:03:49We talked to a woman named Cindy about an emerald ring.
01:03:51What? How did you know that?
01:03:53Because I am Raymond King.
01:03:55This isn't funny.
01:03:56What is it, some kind of prank you thought of?
01:03:58What's next, a camera and a big sign that says gotcha?
01:04:00Please.
01:04:01Three years ago, when your mom got sick,
01:04:03I found the best doctor in Germany to cure her.
01:04:05The procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes.
01:04:08Four minutes.
01:04:13Boss?
01:04:14Yeah.
01:04:15What happened?
01:04:17It's a long story.
01:04:18Anyway, plans change and I have a job for you.
01:04:20I need you to do another DNA sample,
01:04:22this time comparing my hair to Kirk's.
01:04:25No, not Miranda's.
01:04:27Yes, sir.
01:04:29For the Better of K group, you need to give Alicia a chance.
01:04:40Why don't you invite her to dinner tonight?
01:04:43Miranda, why don't you go clean the bedroom or something?
01:04:47This is a private conversation.
01:04:48Steve, why don't you join us?
01:05:02Oh, no thanks, Mr., Miss, Mrs. King.
01:05:07I have stuff to do at the office.
01:05:10Where can I find, um, you know, Mr., uh, uh, Miss Miranda?
01:05:19What is going on with everyone today?
01:05:27Keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month.
01:05:30So he is my son.
01:05:42Sir, not to interrupt your, uh, midlife crisis,
01:05:47but we have another problem.
01:05:49You have six meetings today.
01:05:52Okay, and?
01:05:53Oh, crap.
01:06:13Miranda!
01:06:16Okay, don't worry, sir.
01:06:17I mean, Miranda.
01:06:18We have a plan.
01:06:23Uh-huh.
01:06:40Ladies and gentlemen, uh, I would like to introduce to you today my new advisor, Miranda.
01:06:48Uh, she will be stepping up today to lead today's meeting,
01:06:54and I trust that you will treat her with the same amount of respect that you treat me with,
01:06:59your boss, Raymond K.
01:07:01Raymond K.
01:07:23Oh.
01:07:24Any idea on how to fix this?
01:07:26No.
01:07:27Not a clue.
01:07:35Mr. King's office.
01:07:37Mm-hmm.
01:07:38Okay.
01:07:41Steve needs me.
01:07:42Stay here and wait for me.
01:07:45I...
01:07:47This is already my fifth coffee today.
01:07:50God, how much coffee does one person have to drink for their caffeine tolerance to be this high?
01:07:54Hi.
01:08:02Like I said, that just, it looks really good on you.
01:08:05It is.
01:08:06What are you doing?
01:08:07Oh, it's you.
01:08:08That clumsy waitress.
01:08:10What are you doing here?
01:08:11Oh, I get it.
01:08:12You put those looks to use and seduced your way into a rich man's bed.
01:08:16I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:08:18Fuck off.
01:08:21Hey!
01:08:22What?
01:08:23Get back here!
01:08:28So what?
01:08:29Experimenting with my love life?
01:08:30What?
01:08:31No!
01:08:33Your mother was talking to me about how Alicia's the perfect match for you and...
01:08:37Look, I was just doing you a favor by making the first move.
01:08:40A favor?
01:08:41You think setting me up with another woman is doing me a favor?
01:08:46Another woman?
01:08:47I...
01:08:48I don't understand.
01:08:53What's happening?
01:09:00What's happening?
01:09:01It's just a solar eclipse.
01:09:02Don't sidetrack it.
01:09:06I'm sorry.
01:09:07Like, it is so funny, you looking at me like that with my face.
01:09:11Is that actually how I look like when I'm at it?
01:09:14Well, it's your face.
01:09:15No, I just think you're doing it a little bit different.
01:09:17How would I be doing something differently?
01:09:19I don't know.
01:09:20Maybe it's the, uh...
01:09:21Oh, it's the hair.
01:09:22I like it though.
01:09:23It gives me a more...
01:09:24professional feel.
01:09:25This is exactly how you do your hair.
01:09:28No.
01:09:29No, it's not at all.
01:09:30I think I...
01:09:31You don't have your hair like that.
01:09:32I always have my hair like that.
01:09:33What did you do to my hair?
01:09:34No, your part is weird.
01:09:35I don't know what you did to the lips.
01:09:36My lips?
01:09:37Yeah, look at that.
01:09:38Okay, so I don't have, like, lips right?
01:09:39Your lips, your hair, your lips, your hair, your eyes.
01:09:40Don't talk about my hair.
01:09:41Everything.
01:09:42Everything.
01:09:43Hey.
01:09:44Don't try to sid-track it.
01:09:58It's just the end of the solar approach.
01:10:09So we got our bodies back just like that.
01:10:12What was that?
01:10:13Some kind of joke from the sun?
01:10:14Yeah, it's perfect timing too.
01:10:16We've got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes
01:10:18and I was trying to figure out how I was going to do it in your body.
01:10:21You stay here and you figure out a reason why you've been lying to me for weeks.
01:10:25What are you talking about?
01:10:27Why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son.
01:10:31So you're telling me it was you the whole time?
01:10:43I mean, didn't you recognize me?
01:10:46Well, that night I was drugged and my memory was all fuzzy.
01:10:50Then I found out I was pregnant, but I didn't remember what you looked like.
01:10:54But I went and I asked the hotel staff and they wouldn't tell me anything.
01:10:57So I ran out of options.
01:10:59Okay.
01:11:00What about the ring then?
01:11:02I sold it.
01:11:04You know, there was a time where Kirk and I really struggled to get by.
01:11:11What about you?
01:11:13Why didn't you recognize me?
01:11:15Well, you know, I was pretty messed up that night too.
01:11:18But I was looking for you for years.
01:11:20I mean, I sent Steve on hundreds and thousands of wild goose chases,
01:11:24but we could never come up with anything.
01:11:26But here you are.
01:11:29I'm so sorry that I accused you of being a spy sent by my cousin's family.
01:11:34It's okay.
01:11:36I mean, I haven't forgiven you quite yet, Mr. King.
01:11:39Okay.
01:11:40Well, what can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:11:43Mom! Dad!
01:11:44Dad!
01:11:47Dad!
01:11:49You can start by being a dad.
01:11:53You know what, kid?
01:11:56I think you might be right.
01:11:59About what?
01:12:01We do look alike.
01:12:03I knew it.
01:12:05Hey, kiddo, what do you want for dinner tonight?
01:12:09Pizza!
01:12:10Yeah!
01:12:13Okay.
01:12:14It's pizza then.
01:12:15Let's go get some pizza.
01:12:20Let's go!
01:12:21Huh?
01:12:24I can go get some pizza!
01:12:26Hoop!
01:12:27Woo quiluk!
01:12:28Woo woo.
01:12:30Oho!
01:12:31Oho
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