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A college couple gets entangled in their professor’s secret experiment to control love, but they soon realize that manipulating hearts comes with dangerous consequences.
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00:00:00Love. I mean as in romantic love. That's what we're going to study today, class.
00:00:29We're going to ask ourselves that age-old question, where exactly does love come from?
00:00:35Now most of us in this classroom have experienced some degree of love. At least I hope you have.
00:00:40But if not, I'm sure you've been exposed to the expressions of love in poems, songs, plays, books, movies, in celebrations, in tragedies, or passionate days.
00:00:56However, no matter what we've experienced, or how beautifully it's been described to us, like some mysterious force of the spirit, no one has ever explained what ignites those passionate flames of love.
00:01:09At least, they haven't explained it scientifically.
00:01:14Could it be a peculiar way our potential made walks or talks? Or maybe, just maybe.
00:01:30It has nothing to do with them at all.
00:01:40All I wanted was just a night with you, so don't keep me waiting.
00:01:52So if somehow, Cupid smiles upon us and shoots his arrow through our heart, we get the reward.
00:02:02One floor.
00:02:04One floor.
00:02:05And I really like the cozy war.
00:02:08The day was better on my battle floor.
00:02:11If you know what I mean now.
00:02:15True.
00:02:17I'll stay if you ask me to.
00:02:20I'm not gonna lie to you.
00:02:24I really need a night with you.
00:02:28Yeah.
00:02:30All I wanted was just a night with you.
00:02:34A night with you, baby.
00:02:37All I wanted was just a night with you.
00:02:40but as we all know it's not every day that one falls in love or that special
00:03:07person falls in love with you and please believe me how well do I know that any questions no no
00:03:20shocking all right folks get out there and get that reward that's what it's all about right
00:03:26and I will see you on Thursday and Friday and every day because I love you go get it
00:03:35professor he's a little odd don't you think it rhymes he seems normal I don't know he's not very
00:03:43professional kind of goofy you say goofy like that's a bad thing I'm goofy that's different
00:03:51you're my boyfriend not my professor I mean making fun of animals having sex speaking of which
00:03:58I'm gonna go back to your place with some of that monkey love shut up miss Alice yeah could I speak
00:04:07to you for a second please sure
00:04:10you need to call me I do do I yeah you do you have a name
00:04:21you learn everything about me tonight over drinks my place oh whoever you are I'm sorry but uh I'm
00:04:31already involved with somebody oh of course I'm sure you are involved with someone else but
00:04:36that's only because you haven't been with me yet I'll take that listen I don't know what you've
00:04:43been smoking but I'll tell you right now there's no way I'll ever hook up with you
00:04:48I wouldn't be too sure about that oh sorry about bro hey man she's all yours
00:04:57what'd you need professor Grimes please don't call me that professor Grimes no that
00:05:07puts way too much pressure on me to actually know a lot of stuff Billy's fine
00:05:11okay Billy uh I see you submitted an application for teacher's assistant in this department aren't
00:05:20you a first year yeah I know it's a long shot in all being a first year but I thought I know that's
00:05:26okay I just recently transferred to this university myself so technically I'm a first year as well and
00:05:32I like first year assistants because they don't know enough to know that I don't know enough
00:05:37did you have a second can you talk to me in my office um just a second
00:05:44yeah I have a minute come on
00:05:49okay so that would basically make us both outsiders which uh you know could be a good thing at least
00:05:59for my research considering it's primarily uh you know thinking outside of the box at least as far
00:06:04as the neurological community is concerned what is it you're researching ah that is information
00:06:12that is for me and my research team which I hope to have you a part of soon but before we can do
00:06:17that I need to get your inoculation shots updated inoculation shots does your research have something
00:06:24to do with some new infection or like virus I should be worried about uh not really no this is more like
00:06:33insurance stuff bureaucratic red tape that sort of thing you know you have to have your health records
00:06:38updated right TB hepatitis that sort of thing anyway I want you to go down to the health clinic
00:06:46tomorrow morning you better get there kind of early because it gets very crowded kids clamoring for free
00:06:50flu vaccines and uh you know birth control pills that sort of thing go ask for a guy named Miller okay
00:06:56he's gonna take you right to the front of the line who is Miller Miller is my uh rather rotund assistant
00:07:07how many assistants do you have um pretty much just Miller yeah but he's pretty advanced in his
00:07:13training so I've got him handling most of the ugly stuff like giving out the shots yeah like giving out the shots
00:07:27you know I know it'd be a great opportunity to work with you professor
00:07:32really but I would really have to know more about your research before I could commit
00:07:37I'm sorry but I've got to go that's okay I understand I mean committing on your spare time
00:07:51to a project that you know absolutely nothing about I doubt I could do that either but I will tell you
00:07:56this this project is going to make this planet a much better place to live in that's a promise
00:08:02this so in case you don't get any better offers or whatever you take this and call me
00:08:12call me sales
00:08:26just a little nervous about this Sam that's all I'm saying
00:08:29Alan no one forced you to accept my offer to move in I know that then what are you whining about
00:08:39I don't know I I've been in a really sweet living situation I wouldn't call sleeping on a
00:08:46dorm room floor with three guys addicted to beer and video games a really sweet living situation
00:08:51yeah but it had its advantages
00:08:56oh uh advantages being what waking up next to them instead of waking up next to me
00:09:06of course not all I'm saying is you know it allowed for us to have a place to go
00:09:10be by ourselves every now and then that's all
00:09:11well I'm sure your ex-romates will let you visit
00:09:19Sam
00:09:23this just seems kind of rushed that's all I'm saying I mean
00:09:27are we being irrational about this are you 100% sure
00:09:29100% sure about living with you full time no I'm not since when does love have to be rational
00:09:43be kind of boring don't you think anyway the point is the point is
00:09:52I am so deeply in love with you and this is so odd for me to say this to anybody but
00:10:08I'm just so incredibly immersed in your soul your your aura your whatever that when we're apart
00:10:17it's like my world's a little darker a little dimmer a little more lonely
00:10:33really yeah I mean you said you felt the same way about me didn't you
00:10:40yeah but damn I didn't I didn't put as cool as you just did
00:10:49so forget being 100% sure and stop having these frat boy panic attacks and grow up
00:10:58and just enjoy us being together while we are together okay
00:11:02you know who knows I might get sick of your cologne and throw your on the floor with your buddies
00:11:19really yeah and then you'll miss out on the best part of moving in with me
00:11:24oh yeah hmm what's the best part of moving in with you
00:11:28oh why don't you take a guess smart guy
00:11:35man look you love
00:11:38good man you just got an A
00:11:48what
00:11:51what do you mean what
00:11:54something's bothering you what is it
00:11:55how do you know something's bothering me
00:12:00because whenever something's bothering you just lie they're looking at the ceiling
00:12:04really
00:12:06yeah really so you want to tell me
00:12:12i got an offer today to be a teacher's assistant
00:12:17maybe isn't that supposed to be a good thing i mean
00:12:19you've been hoping for that for your resume
00:12:21yeah but it's with professor grimes
00:12:26so what's wrong with that he seems pretty cool
00:12:28not really
00:12:32i don't know there's something
00:12:35something i don't trust about him
00:12:38he gives me this weird vibe like
00:12:40like there's something else going on
00:12:42something something not so nice
00:12:46well maybe you're just scared of the unknown
00:12:52i mean do you always have to know 100% what someone's motives are
00:12:57i mean everybody's got some kind of mystery to them
00:12:59when did you get so deep
00:13:05oh sorry i know how you prefer your men dumb and all that
00:13:08oh yeah i like them dumb and cute
00:13:11so i guess we'll let you in
00:13:12i don't believe this i just i just ran into this long line at the clinic and
00:13:29i have to meet jeff in half an hour
00:13:30hey erica come here i'll take you
00:13:36i'll call you back
00:13:50how you doing can you please not talk to me
00:13:56oh this shot is not administered in the arm
00:13:59you've got to be kidding me
00:14:02i don't kid when it comes to science
00:14:04well listen you are not putting that in my
00:14:08i bet i'm the first guy you ever told that to
00:14:12check this picture out
00:14:13this is what the virus is capable of doing to your genitalia and
00:14:17so turn around drop your pants and bend over the table
00:14:30i don't know where i can find someone named miller
00:14:44that's me um professor grimes sent me
00:14:58Hi, are you Miller?
00:15:01That's me.
00:15:02Professor Grimes sent me.
00:15:05Oh yeah, you must be Sam.
00:15:07Yeah, he just called. He said you decided to be his assistant with me.
00:15:10Cool.
00:15:12Hey, can you give me a minute? I need to finish up in here first.
00:15:18Oh, we're not done yet.
00:15:20What?
00:15:21Just one more procedure.
00:15:23What? No way, my ass is on fire.
00:15:26Oh, we'll talk about that later.
00:15:28But this is for your nose.
00:15:30My nose?
00:15:44Sure you don't want me to take you back to the clinic?
00:15:47No, it's just a reaction to the inoculations.
00:15:50It'll pass.
00:15:52Is your arm still sore from the shot?
00:15:55It's not just my head, like around my sinuses.
00:15:58Your sinuses?
00:16:00Yeah, they gave me some kind of nasal spray.
00:16:03What for?
00:16:05I don't know.
00:16:07He said it was a new procedure.
00:16:10He was kind of creepy. I didn't really care. I just wanted to get out of there.
00:16:15You'll be okay.
00:16:16You sure?
00:16:17Mm-hmm. I'm here. I'm not leaving you.
00:16:18Promise?
00:16:19I promise.
00:16:20So when I didn't see you last week, I thought you'd probably change your mind or something.
00:16:34Oh, I was kind of sick.
00:16:36Nothing serious, are you?
00:16:38Not at all. I think it was a mild reaction to the nasal spray.
00:16:43Oh.
00:16:44Give a joke.
00:16:47Wow. They're like the largest medical research company on the planet.
00:16:51Are you involved with them?
00:16:53Not officially.
00:16:55You know, they're always trying to get me caught up in their corporate BS, but don't worry about that right now.
00:17:00Before we get started, I just want to make sure we're clear on one thing.
00:17:03You know, whatever takes place here in the lab has to stay here in the lab.
00:17:07That's the standard procedure, Professor. Billy.
00:17:11Billy.
00:17:12You can go next to the Rachel on the same page.
00:17:21Wow. This is by the lab.
00:17:24It's pretty different from the other ones on campus.
00:17:27It works. You know, it does its job.
00:17:31So, how can I explain what I'm doing?
00:17:36My research concerns love.
00:17:39And the scientific basis behind it.
00:17:45That's a lofty goal.
00:17:47Yes, it is.
00:17:49But I've always been interested in what it is that makes one person fall in love and the other person not.
00:17:56You know, that sort of thing.
00:17:57If you could figure that out, you'd be like the richest person in the world.
00:18:01It was that.
00:18:03But, you know, to tell you the truth, my relationships always end up kind of sad.
00:18:09You know?
00:18:10A little bit ugly.
00:18:11Pretty much like most of the people out there.
00:18:14Yeah.
00:18:15And I just wanted to figure out, uh, what that is.
00:18:21You know, what is it that makes us choose one partner?
00:18:24Or what it is that chooses that for us.
00:18:29That'd be nice to know.
00:18:32Certainly one.
00:18:33Certainly one.
00:18:34What about you?
00:18:35Are you in a relationship?
00:18:37Yeah.
00:18:38I...
00:18:39I just started one.
00:18:41And how's that going?
00:18:44Great.
00:18:45Just great?
00:18:47Yeah.
00:18:48Well, it's, uh, it's an incredibly fantastic relationship.
00:18:59You think it's gonna remain incredibly fantastic forever?
00:19:04I don't know.
00:19:07Incredibly fantastic's a good start, don't you think?
00:19:12It certainly is.
00:19:14And wouldn't it be cool if it would remain incredibly fantastic forever?
00:19:19Or at least as long as you choose it to be.
00:19:26Yeah, then, that would be pretty cool.
00:19:31That would be very cool.
00:19:42Okay.
00:19:43I gotta get to the library.
00:19:45I got some research to do.
00:19:46But why don't you make yourself acquainted?
00:19:48And, uh, if you're not here when I get back, I'll see you Friday.
00:20:07Don't tell me what's going on.
00:20:09Rather what's not going on?
00:20:13I don't know.
00:20:17I'm just...
00:20:18I'm not feeling it.
00:20:21It?
00:20:23You're not feeling it?
00:20:27Won't our sex life get some kind of demotion from mad monkey love to...
00:20:34To it?
00:20:39...
00:20:55I'm not feeling it.
00:20:57I'm not feeling it.
00:20:59I'm not feeling it.
00:21:01It's hot and cold.
00:21:02However, in my case, I've been cold for a long time now.
00:21:05Even when I'm by myself, I tend to fall asleep during...
00:21:08Hold on, hold on, hold on. I don't need that image in my head right now.
00:21:11My bad.
00:21:13What about him?
00:21:19Your type?
00:21:22Well, he's tall, good-looking, zero body fat.
00:21:27No, not my type at all.
00:21:28You see, the same rules apply in the f*** world.
00:21:32Hotties like him hook up with other hotties, but non-hotties like me hook up with...
00:21:37Well, we hook up alone.
00:21:40Thomas, how many times have I told you about the oddity league stuff, man?
00:21:43You just gotta go for it. I always do.
00:21:45I know, and I did, at the gym.
00:21:47I said hello, but he must have some kind of super f***er who just told me he was straight and walked away.
00:21:54So what, man? Play the odds.
00:21:56I said, ask every hot guy you meet and someone will say yes.
00:22:00Wait a minute.
00:22:01Why should I take advice on being confident from you?
00:22:04A guy who's stressing over a girl like some little schoolboy?
00:22:09I mean, just one night, Sam's not in the mood for s***,
00:22:12all of a sudden having a panic attack.
00:22:13It wasn't that she was just not in the mood for s***, she didn't respond to anything that had to do with me.
00:22:19It was like I was this unwelcome guest or something.
00:22:23Is it that time of the month?
00:22:25No, trust me, that's never an issue with her.
00:22:28I don't know, I just get this weird vibe like she's, I don't know, she's into someone else.
00:22:34Great, now you're paranoid.
00:22:37Well, I mean, she has been spending a lot of time up with one of her professors with his research project.
00:22:43Dude, listen to me, you are totally falling apart here.
00:22:46And I think it's because for the first time in your life you've made a big commitment to one girl.
00:22:52And you're worried you've made a big mistake.
00:22:54Which leads to doubt, which leads to suspicion that she's a f***er or something.
00:23:00You think she is?
00:23:05Okay, before I lose all respect for you as a man, just do this.
00:23:09Girls are big in the whole nesting thing.
00:23:12So go home, clean the place up, fix her a nice dinner, and she'll be back tomorrow.
00:23:17I can't cook.
00:23:20Doesn't matter.
00:23:21Order takeout and say that you made it.
00:23:24The point is, is it's just a little bump in the relationship road,
00:23:27and you've got to learn how to deal with it without getting paranoid.
00:23:30You know all about how relationships work because...
00:23:34I watch Oprah.
00:23:55It's just you and me, pal.
00:23:56I remember little things that you said
00:24:00Like, baby, we get along
00:24:04Better than my girlfriend
00:24:08Oh, I remember paying you no mind
00:24:14Said you two are doing fine
00:24:17You're doing fine
00:24:19Yeah, baby
00:24:25Yeah, Erica
00:24:26Yeah
00:24:27Yeah
00:24:28Oh, I remember paying you no mind
00:24:30That's a daddy
00:24:30That's a daddy, baby
00:24:32Yeah
00:24:33Oh, yeah
00:24:35Oh, yeah
00:24:36Right there, right there
00:24:39Oh, yeah
00:24:40In the dark I'm reaching out for you
00:24:45You start to roll over
00:24:49And I feel you dreamer
00:24:55You were the one
00:24:56I gave all my love to
00:24:58You were the one
00:25:00I shouldn't have won to
00:25:02You were the one
00:25:03Who made me hate myself
00:25:06Such a dark, sweet hell
00:25:09You were the one
00:25:10I stayed up and fly for
00:25:12You were the one
00:25:13I can't be hot
00:25:15I can't be hot
00:25:15I can't be hot
00:25:15I can't be hot
00:25:15I can't be hot
00:25:16I can't be hot
00:25:16I can't be hot
00:25:17I can't be hot
00:25:17Hey
00:25:18Hey
00:25:18Hey
00:25:20What's this?
00:25:25I just thought I'd get us a nice dinner
00:25:29It's a little thank you for asking me to move in and everything
00:25:33I'm sorry
00:25:37But you didn't tell me you had plans
00:25:39I'm sorry, too
00:25:41You didn't tell me you were going to work late with your professor
00:25:43I don't think I like that tone, Alan
00:25:47What tone is that?
00:25:50Childish
00:25:50Postal
00:25:51Accusatory
00:25:52Let me know if I miss something
00:25:54No, you're right
00:25:57I am all those things right now
00:25:58But being that way fits the situation
00:26:02I have no dignity left
00:26:06Might as well ask you
00:26:08Are you messing around with your professor?
00:26:17If you're asking me whether I'm fucking him or not
00:26:19The answer is no
00:26:20How dare you confront me like some jealous teenage boyfriend?
00:26:28That's what I am
00:26:29I mean, I'm not some teenager
00:26:30But we live together, Sam
00:26:32And jealousy
00:26:33Jealousy feels rather appropriate
00:26:35I'm not talking to you
00:26:36Sam
00:26:37What?
00:26:38I don't particularly like all this drama
00:26:40But I gotta know straight out
00:26:41Are you even thinking about
00:26:44Messing around with your professor?
00:26:50You know, I don't like coming into my apartment and be
00:26:52Sam, you didn't answer the question
00:26:53Now I need to know
00:26:56Are you messing around with your professor or not?
00:27:00Are you messing around with your professor or not?
00:27:02You know, you said you wanted me to move in here because you wanted to build this cool relationship
00:27:15I know
00:27:21Then what happened between you and him?
00:27:26I don't know what happened between us
00:27:28It's just
00:27:31When I'm around him
00:27:32I get this
00:27:33Nice feeling
00:27:35So basically everything you said about us
00:27:38About me
00:27:39It was just all
00:27:39It was all bulls**t
00:27:40No
00:27:42No, no
00:27:43I meant what I said about you
00:27:44I swear
00:27:44No, if you swear
00:27:46Then how could you just go be with somebody else, Sam?
00:27:48Do you want me to move out?
00:27:59Do you want me to move out?
00:28:07I don't know
00:28:10Do you want me to stay?
00:28:18Fuck me
00:28:21Fuck me
00:28:24Fuck me
00:28:25Fuck you
00:28:27Fuck me
00:28:31Geez
00:28:32I always thought the remaining dinner thing would actually work
00:28:35When I have to sue Oprah
00:28:37Yeah I don't get it, man
00:28:41Doesn't make any sense to me, you know
00:28:44It's like
00:28:46She said that she was so in love with me, so happy,
00:28:50making all these plans, talking about the future.
00:28:54And then one day she meets one of her professors and says,
00:28:56that's it, you know, we're no more.
00:29:00This is kind of sad, man.
00:29:02I mean, a confident ladies man like yourself falling apart like this?
00:29:07Maybe finally getting dumped by someone is some sort of
00:29:11karmic payback or something like that.
00:29:14No.
00:29:16I've been telling plenty of times, man, believe me.
00:29:19It's usually because I screwed up or the chick was psycho.
00:29:22But this...
00:29:29This is too bizarre, man.
00:29:32I mean, I was the perfect boyfriend.
00:29:35No way I could have read her wrong.
00:29:38And that she would dump me for one of her professors?
00:29:42A guy that weirded her out?
00:29:45I mean, she said there was something about him she didn't even trust.
00:29:54He doesn't matter.
00:29:56Whether you did right or wrong doesn't matter.
00:29:58What matters is she laughed.
00:30:03And you need to man up.
00:30:14Hey, Thomas.
00:30:15What do you want, Roger?
00:30:17Nothing.
00:30:18I was just...
00:30:19I was passing by and I was wondering if you were busy.
00:30:22Or anything right now.
00:30:23Because I just thought I saw someone...
00:30:25A guy come in here and I was wondering if...
00:30:29You are such a s***!
00:30:35Wow, that was embarrassing.
00:30:36Sorry.
00:30:37What was his problem?
00:30:40When I first moved in here I gave a housewarming party.
00:30:43Invited everyone from the computer department.
00:30:46I proceeded to get incredibly drunk and he and I ended up...
00:30:51You know.
00:30:53With him?
00:30:55He's right.
00:30:56You are a s***.
00:30:57Yeah.
00:30:58Me a s***.
00:30:59Me the thunk.
00:31:01Unfortunately, when I told him it was just a one night thing, he went psycho stalker.
00:31:05Moved right across the hall where he can keep an eye on me.
00:31:11I hope you don't plan on going off on Sam like that.
00:31:15Don't lie.
00:31:16I'm so not like that.
00:31:24You know.
00:31:26Might not have anything to do with me or Sam.
00:31:29Might have something to do with that professor.
00:31:32Professor Grimes.
00:31:35Okay.
00:31:36You're beginning to scare me.
00:31:38Just do me a favor.
00:31:39Oh no.
00:31:41Just use whatever magical computer powers you have and just check into him.
00:31:44I'm the professor.
00:31:45Oh, Alan, come on.
00:31:46Come on.
00:31:47Just do me this one little favor, man.
00:31:48And if everything checks out, I'm so done with Sam.
00:31:52I find that hard to believe.
00:31:55Who knows?
00:31:56I'm like a s***.
00:31:59Great.
00:32:00More competition for the hot guys.
00:32:05So who are we to question what wants?
00:32:10What chemistry brings together?
00:32:12And isn't there some sort of natural order to things that we don't understand anyway?
00:32:18Nor do we need to understand.
00:32:22So I ask you, and I ask you, and I ask you, and I ask all of you, who are we to question what Mother Nature desires?
00:32:32And please believe me, folks, this world never suffered so much since us humans decided to come down from the trees and use our opposable thumbs to develop technology.
00:32:44Think about that.
00:32:49And we will discuss thumbs next week.
00:32:51I want you to read chapters 10 through 13 over the weekend.
00:32:55Keep the wheels spinning, folks.
00:32:58Okay?
00:32:59I had a good time today.
00:33:00I'll see you later.
00:33:01I'll see you later.
00:33:06It's Sam.
00:33:08Alan.
00:33:10It's good to see you.
00:33:12How have you been?
00:33:13I'm okay considering the breakup and everything.
00:33:16You gonna be okay?
00:33:18Yeah, I'll be fine.
00:33:20I just wonder when I get the rest of my stuff.
00:33:22Anytime.
00:33:24Just call before you come.
00:33:26Why?
00:33:29You gonna have company?
00:33:33I really hope you get over this, Alan.
00:33:35How can you get over this so fast?
00:33:37You were the one that wanted us to get together and everything.
00:33:39I know that.
00:33:41Look, I'm really happy now.
00:33:42Isn't that important?
00:33:44No.
00:33:46I mean, I'm not happy.
00:33:49Sam, you ready?
00:33:50Really?
00:33:55This is Alan.
00:33:58Oh, hey.
00:34:00Sam has, uh, said some wonderful things about you.
00:34:05Let's not be too wonderful as soon as she dumped me for you.
00:34:13Okay.
00:34:15That's, uh, that's an uncomfortable moment.
00:34:17Um, I'm gonna let you two...
00:34:24Listen, uh...
00:34:26She's worried about you.
00:34:28Okay?
00:34:30And, uh, quite frankly, so am I.
00:34:32You're worried about me?
00:34:34I'm fine. I should be worried about you two.
00:34:36Why would you be worried about us?
00:34:37Because you...
00:34:38Well, because...
00:34:42Wow.
00:34:43and, uh, I mean...
00:34:45you've got...
00:34:47this doesn't...
00:34:49Shhh.
00:34:51A one...
00:34:53A one...
00:34:55A two...
00:34:56A two...
00:34:58A one.
00:34:59A one.
00:35:01A two...
00:35:03A two...
00:35:05A two...
00:35:06A two...
00:35:08A two...
00:35:10A one.
00:35:11Why didn't you make other friends when you were growing up?
00:35:30Man, just one more night, I promise.
00:35:32Never again.
00:35:33Right, never again.
00:35:34Look, why don't I just give you an extra key for when you never do this again?
00:35:41You know, I had some time, so I actually did a search on your competition.
00:35:48Professor Love Rocket?
00:35:51See anything bang buddy?
00:35:53Bang buddy, nice.
00:35:55Listen, it's kind of interesting.
00:35:57I found a lot of information about him as classified.
00:36:00A chemotrope.
00:36:01Chemotrope?
00:36:03Whoa.
00:36:04Yeah, whoa.
00:36:06Did you hack into it?
00:36:09Right, Alan, I'm gonna try and break into one of the biggest mess-secure computer networks
00:36:14in the world, risk being thrown in prison, just so you can learn more about who's banging
00:36:18your ex-girlfriend?
00:36:19Did you break in or not?
00:36:22Yeah, of course I did.
00:36:24I mean, chemotrope recruits nerds out of my computer department.
00:36:32In fact, Mugi and Joe, a couple guys I used to party with, were hired to redesign chemotrope's
00:36:39whole security system.
00:36:40Mugi and Joe?
00:36:42Yeah, Mugi and Joe got hired by chemotrope based on the algorithms I came up with.
00:36:47So, if I can compromise their work and tell chemotrope about it, I'll get a little payback,
00:36:53it'll look good on a resume, and chemotrope might replace them with me.
00:36:57Yeah, that's great, but did you find out anything about the professor?
00:37:00Well, it's kind of interesting.
00:37:02Chemotrope's official website, there's just one mention of Grimes, but that link is heavily
00:37:06secured on the shadow network.
00:37:09So, when I probe deeper...
00:37:12Shit, are you gonna get in trouble?
00:37:16I mean, no way, I'm completely stealth.
00:37:22Here it is.
00:37:23At his last job, there was this one incident with a female student.
00:37:26Apparently it caused quite a controversy.
00:37:30Wow.
00:37:32What?
00:37:33Wow, what?
00:37:34Got her pregnant and he killed her?
00:37:36What?
00:37:37He shut me out of the system.
00:37:38I've never been shut out of any system.
00:37:43Well, how are we gonna find out about this female student?
00:37:52I don't know.
00:37:54But I gotta admit, for totally egotistical reasons, I hate the thought of Mugi and Joe developing
00:38:00any kind of system.
00:38:02I can't compromise, so...
00:38:04Take this modified thumb drive.
00:38:11It'll give us a backdoor connection to his data files.
00:38:14Just plug it into an empty port anywhere behind Grimes' computer, like this.
00:38:19What?
00:38:21Break into his office, are you kidding me?
00:38:23Look, if you're serious about finding out about this guy, then you gotta take some risks.
00:38:27With this, we can suck out every bit of information he has, okay?
00:38:32And...
00:38:36I programmed this card to open up pretty much every security door on campus.
00:38:40It should get you into his office.
00:38:44This pretty much makes me a stalker, doesn't it?
00:38:47Oh, this is well beyond stalking, my friend.
00:38:50You are totally pushing the envelope of psychotic behavior.
00:38:53Oh, f***ing go all the way, why go at all, right?
00:39:05Erika!
00:39:06Whoa!
00:39:14Do you know how long I've been waiting for you?
00:39:19It's about time!
00:39:20Erika, what the f***?
00:39:22Where have you been?
00:39:23Where the f*** I been?
00:39:24Where the f*** you get the nerve to ask me that question?
00:39:27You f***ing f***ing else, huh?
00:39:29Oh, listen, listen.
00:39:30You know what?
00:39:31You got the f***ing bad cases of the crazies or something.
00:39:33You know that?
00:39:34Oh, f***!
00:39:52You know what's weird?
00:39:53I definitely got the f***ing bad cases.
00:39:54You know what's weird?
00:39:55I definitely got the f***ing bad cases.
00:39:56You know what's weird?
00:39:57I definitely got a creep vibe from being around that professor.
00:39:58And I'm sure it has nothing to do with him banging your ex.
00:39:59You know what's weird?
00:40:00I definitely got a creep vibe from being around that professor.
00:40:04And I'm sure it has nothing to do with him banging your ex.
00:40:05There's other words besides banging?
00:40:06But they're not as colorful.
00:40:07You find anything?
00:40:08Nothing out of the ordinary.
00:40:09Kind of boring stuff.
00:40:10You know what's weird?
00:40:11I definitely got a creep vibe from being around that professor.
00:40:12And I'm sure it has nothing to do with him banging your ex.
00:40:28There's other words besides banging?
00:40:30But they're not as colorful.
00:40:32You find anything?
00:40:33Nothing out of the ordinary.
00:40:35Kind of boring stuff.
00:40:37Lectures.
00:40:38Homework assignments.
00:40:40Something called Cupid's arrow.
00:40:43What?
00:40:44Let me see that.
00:40:46Wow.
00:40:47Talk about information overload.
00:40:49Must be over a thousand files.
00:40:51Where do we start?
00:40:52I don't know.
00:40:56A lot of these files are cryptically encoded.
00:40:59Wow.
00:41:00Looks like Moogie and Joe's programming.
00:41:02It would take a while to break it, I can tell you that.
00:41:05But it looks like some of these files are open.
00:41:09Like these pictures.
00:41:11It's an animal's vomeronasal organ.
00:41:14We studied it in class.
00:41:15Grimes called it the Cupid's gland.
00:41:18It turns airborne pheromones into signals that trigger the sex drive.
00:41:21It's kind of like when a dog, when a dog's in heat.
00:41:24You know, that kind of thing.
00:41:28What?
00:41:30I just never pegged you as someone who could pay attention in class, let alone retaining anything you'd hear.
00:41:34Thanks.
00:41:35Open that one.
00:41:36The one that says TRP2.
00:41:37The movie file.
00:41:43Pheromone receptor.
00:41:44TRP2.
00:41:45Ion channel gene.
00:41:47Clone from a gerbil.
00:41:49Oh my god, he's done it.
00:42:06Done what?
00:42:07What is all this?
00:42:08He's cloned Cupid's arrow.
00:42:11Crimes has hijacked a circuitry that causes people to fall in love.
00:42:21No way.
00:42:23According to this data, yes way.
00:42:29Sam.
00:42:31Search female subjects.
00:42:32Well, this is kind of creepy.
00:42:45She's not there.
00:42:47Who?
00:42:49Sam, why isn't she there?
00:42:54Wait, you think the nutty professor pumped your ex full of this love juice and that's what made her dump you and jump into bed with him?
00:43:03Yeah, I kind of think he did.
00:43:14You know, you chemistry majors are stranger than any computer geek I've ever known.
00:43:20I mean, we deal in intangibles.
00:43:23Like, internet , but you Dr. Frankensteins deal in weird, disturbing science fiction mutations and crap.
00:43:32What's your problem, Thomas? We need to figure out what's going on here.
00:43:35Oh, I do know what's going on.
00:43:37An Uber corporation like Chemetrope is involved in weird, illegal experiments on human love glands.
00:43:43I mean, come on now, that's some .
00:43:46Forgetting about Sam.
00:43:48Sam?
00:43:50You're talking about helping out your ex-girlfriend?
00:43:51Thomas, she might be in danger.
00:43:52The same ex-girlfriend is now your teacher?
00:43:55Is that the girl you want me to risk being erased by chemetrope's private security?
00:44:00Uh uh.
00:44:02You're on your own.
00:44:03What's wrong with you, man?
00:44:05I quit!
00:44:06Thomas!
00:44:16What?
00:44:31Sam.
00:44:32Alan, what are you doing here?
00:44:34Look, I know it's really late.
00:44:35I know it seems weird.
00:44:36Can you just give me a second, please?
00:44:37Can we just...
00:44:38Sam!
00:44:39Don't ever...
00:44:40Okay, alright, alright.
00:44:41I'm sorry.
00:44:42Just give me a second.
00:44:43Just hear me out, please.
00:44:44What?
00:44:45Grimes has been experimenting on pheromones.
00:44:49What is that?
00:44:51It's from his computer.
00:44:52It's his research.
00:44:54Alan, you...
00:44:55Did you break into his computer?
00:44:56That's not the point, okay?
00:44:57He's gone off the fucking deep end
00:44:58and he's been experimenting on humans.
00:45:00No, Alan.
00:45:01You've gone off the deep end
00:45:02by breaking into somebody's computer
00:45:03in a jealous rage.
00:45:04Okay, Sam.
00:45:05Look.
00:45:06I think there's a good chance
00:45:07that he's experimented on you.
00:45:08I think he's giving you some serum
00:45:09that's made you fall in love
00:45:11or at least seem like you fell in love.
00:45:21Love potion, eh?
00:45:22You know, no offense, Sam,
00:45:25but if I did have such a...
00:45:26such a serum,
00:45:27I would have possibly shared it
00:45:29with the entire cheerleading squad.
00:45:31You know what I'm saying?
00:45:34Don't be inside.
00:45:38First thing tomorrow,
00:45:39I'm getting a restraining order against you.
00:45:41And if you ever bother me again,
00:45:42I will have you thrown in jail.
00:45:44Okay, how long ago?
00:45:51Well, no, I'm here now.
00:45:55Okay?
00:45:56Just call me if you got any problems.
00:45:58Just call me, okay?
00:46:01What's this thing about some bleach?
00:46:03I was in the middle of a massage.
00:46:07Not bleach.
00:46:08Okay, genius?
00:46:09Breach.
00:46:10We got a little breach of security,
00:46:11so go down to your lab
00:46:12and wait for some help.
00:46:13What do you mean, help?
00:46:14I just spoke to some people
00:46:15who are gonna run a scan on their computers
00:46:17and check for leaks,
00:46:18so go to your lab.
00:46:19Now, tonight,
00:46:22I got someone waiting for me back in my crib.
00:46:24I don't care what you have waiting for you.
00:46:26If you want to keep banging chicks
00:46:27way above your tax bracket and gene pool,
00:46:29you're gonna do as I say.
00:46:30Go.
00:46:33Hold on!
00:46:45What?
00:46:46Hello, Thomas.
00:46:49Moogie? Joe?
00:46:51We need to talk.
00:46:53About what?
00:46:54Did you use one of these
00:46:55on Professor Grimes' computer?
00:46:59you!
00:47:00Come on, Thomas!
00:47:01You gotta let us in!
00:47:02No, I don't!
00:47:03We work with Chematrope now.
00:47:05Oh, like I give a s***.
00:47:06Look, look.
00:47:07We just want to make a deal with you.
00:47:10A deal?
00:47:11Yeah, a deal.
00:47:12A really cool deal.
00:47:14Like what?
00:47:16Like you working for Chematrope.
00:47:18You're working for Chematrope?
00:47:19I'm not looking for chematrope.
00:47:20I'm looking for Chematrope.
00:47:33Excuse me, is Dean Jeffries in?
00:47:47Yes, but he's in a meeting.
00:47:49Do you have an appointment?
00:47:57Sir, excuse me, young man.
00:47:59Dean, do you have a moment?
00:48:00I'm sorry, Dean.
00:48:01He just ran in here.
00:48:03It's okay, Nora.
00:48:03I can take care of this.
00:48:04You sure?
00:48:06Absolutely.
00:48:07Hold my calls for a little while.
00:48:10Thanks, Dean.
00:48:11I really appreciate you seeing me.
00:48:12I know this seems kind of weird.
00:48:15Yeah, it's kind of weird.
00:48:17But it seems urgent, so what's up?
00:48:20Well, I think Professor Grimes has been conducting experiments on unsuspecting subjects.
00:48:30Like students.
00:48:31Alan, I'm concerned about you.
00:48:40Concerned about me?
00:48:41I've been receiving reports all morning about your behavior.
00:48:46My behavior?
00:48:47My behavior?
00:48:48From who?
00:48:50Well, Professor Grimes.
00:48:53He just filed a complaint that you broke into his computer.
00:48:57Which is not only a violation of university policy, but the law as well.
00:49:03No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:49:05Okay.
00:49:06He's upset because I found him out, okay?
00:49:07I've discovered what he's been up to.
00:49:09I've just received a phone call from a Thomas Floyd.
00:49:12A friend, right?
00:49:14Thomas, yeah.
00:49:15He's a friend.
00:49:16Well, Mr. Floyd informed me you came to him, and in retaliation for the professor having
00:49:23an affair with your ex-girlfriend, you asked him to help you fabricate and plant information
00:49:30about fictitious experiments on Professor Grimes' computer.
00:49:34That's b******, okay?
00:49:36Thomas would never lie about me, all right?
00:49:39A faculty member fraternizing with a student is against university policy, and Professor
00:49:44Grimes will be dealt with on this matter.
00:49:47But your actions are more severe.
00:49:55So I'm deciding what's in the best interest of the university and your best interest.
00:50:00And, you know, perhaps that's treatment.
00:50:08Treatment?
00:50:09Are you kidding me?
00:50:11Alan, wait.
00:50:11Don't leave.
00:50:19Maybe he left campus.
00:50:20No, he's got to be around here somewhere.
00:50:22Ladies?
00:50:25Let's go check out the science building.
00:50:26All right.
00:50:27I'll call it in.
00:50:28Cool.
00:50:28Did that girl have a Jamaican accent?
00:50:30She's definitely had a Jamaican boobie.
00:50:31It's fine.
00:50:33Hey, I'm the way over.
00:50:34Can you give some balls?
00:50:38Excuse me.
00:50:40Yeah?
00:50:41What's with all the cops?
00:50:43The campus is in lockdown.
00:50:45Something about some psycho guy with a gun stalking his ex-girlfriend.
00:50:50Well, that doesn't sound too good.
00:50:51Erica!
00:50:52Erica!
00:50:53Erica!
00:50:54What's the matter with you?
00:51:07What's up?
00:51:12Erica!
00:51:13You crazy bitch!
00:51:15Damn it, Alan.
00:51:36You scared the shit out of me.
00:51:39I'm sorry, man.
00:51:40Just things have gotten a little weird out there for me.
00:51:41Uh, really?
00:51:45Yeah.
00:51:46I'm going to tell you about it.
00:51:46I had to use the bathroom, bro.
00:51:48It's, uh, it's occupied.
00:51:54Uh, what do you want, anyway?
00:52:00I don't know.
00:52:01I just, I need a place to chill, you know?
00:52:03It seems like everybody's turned on me.
00:52:06Is that right?
00:52:07Yeah.
00:52:08And Dean Jeffery said that I made you plant evidence in Grimes' computer.
00:52:16Alan, you need to leave.
00:52:23Thomas, did you rat me out or something?
00:52:25I, I mean it.
00:52:25You gotta go.
00:52:28You did.
00:52:30Just get out.
00:52:32Why, Thomas?
00:52:33Well, did they threaten you?
00:52:35I mean, just tell me.
00:52:35Alan, leave or I'm calling security.
00:52:38You okay, Thomas?
00:52:46Say the word, don't kick his ass.
00:52:49No, Tony.
00:52:50It's okay.
00:52:52He's leaving.
00:52:55My God.
00:52:57This is your price, Thomas?
00:53:00This is what it takes for you to sell your best friend out?
00:53:02Man, how many times in a grown-up did I save your ass from getting kings?
00:53:09I gotta warn you, pal.
00:53:11You should leave all you can, because if not, you're going to regret it.
00:53:15I'm not gonna warn you.
00:53:16Once whatever Thomas gave you wears off, you're gonna regret no shit, fucking stuff, pal.
00:53:20I always had your back, man.
00:53:32I'm sorry.
00:53:40You're missing one elbow party in there, man.
00:53:41We're in the dormitory now.
00:53:52Excuse me.
00:53:53Did you see a white tail coming from here?
00:53:57About your height, 5'10".
00:53:59I'm wearing a brown t-shirt.
00:54:01It's supposed to be a white tail coming from here, though.
00:54:02No.
00:54:18Sorry about that, Roger.
00:54:23How'd you know my name?
00:54:25What did that xxx want me to say about me?
00:54:27Not much, really.
00:54:27Don't f*** that one! What did he say?
00:54:32How do you know my name?
00:54:38Your face is all over the campus website.
00:54:47Armed and dangerous? Where'd they get that?
00:54:51Yeah, don't worry.
00:54:52You know they said the same thing about me in my last school?
00:54:55That's why I had to change my identity to come to this university.
00:55:01You're a computer major, right?
00:55:04Yeah, well, I was.
00:55:06Until those jealous a** kicked me out
00:55:08because I had more computer skills than a**
00:55:11than they had in their whole f***ing part.
00:55:13Wait a minute! You didn't tell me what that a** said. Answer me.
00:55:17Well, if I did tell you what he said, he'd kick my a** just on principle. So, no.
00:55:23Yeah, I probably would.
00:55:26So, what'd he say?
00:55:31Well, to put it bluntly, he said you're a neurotic a** and you're horrible in bed.
00:55:38Horrible in bed.
00:55:45Horrible in bed?
00:55:54How would he know he was passed out most of the time?
00:55:56Hey man, I'm just telling you what he said.
00:55:59That's all.
00:56:00Kill that a**!
00:56:06You know, you kind of screwed me over too.
00:56:10Really?
00:56:11Did you sleep with him?
00:56:17No.
00:56:19No, man.
00:56:21It's a personal thing.
00:56:23But I think there's a way we both can get some revenge.
00:56:28Revenge.
00:56:31Revenge is good.
00:56:34I'm so in.
00:56:40What's on this?
00:56:41It contains incriminating information about Thomas' work with Professor Grimes.
00:56:46I can't decipher it.
00:56:47It's all in code and it's impossible to break.
00:56:50Alright, nothing that Thomas can do that I can't undo.
00:56:53There it is.
00:56:58How's that for neurotic?
00:57:09Can you search by name?
00:57:11Yeah, whatever you want.
00:57:13Sam.
00:57:16Samantha Ellis.
00:57:24Well, that's weird.
00:57:26There's no documents or video clips, nothing?
00:57:29No.
00:57:31Let me see.
00:57:33No.
00:57:34I don't think so.
00:57:35Not that I can see.
00:57:36Nothing.
00:57:38Okay.
00:57:42Search.
00:57:46Cupid's arrow.
00:57:48Side effects.
00:57:53What?
00:57:54Well, the detrimental side effects includes depression, paranoia leading to...
00:58:08behavior.
00:58:16Okay.
00:58:17Search.
00:58:18Female student, romantic relationship.
00:58:23Yes.
00:58:24Yes.
00:58:25...
00:58:31It's a good question.
00:58:34Wait a minute.
00:58:35Thomas took these?
00:58:37He's so not into ****.
00:58:39These aren't his.
00:58:40They belong to Professor Grimes.
00:58:41Oh yeah, that guy's a total perv.
00:58:44I mean all professors are but...
00:58:46Okay, search.
00:58:47Female student.
00:58:49Romantic relationship.
00:58:50It's your behavior.
00:59:02Here we go.
00:59:11Regina Haggerty, freshman, age 19.
00:59:17Committed .
00:59:20Just last year.
00:59:28Okay, um...
00:59:35What the hell is going on?
00:59:39Grimes developed this drug that controls who people fall in love with.
00:59:46I'm convinced to give it to my girlfriend.
00:59:52My ex-girlfriend.
00:59:54A love potion?
00:59:57I'm wasting my time over a love potion?
01:00:00No. Your girlfriend found someone that she likes to f*** more than you and you're jealous.
01:00:04Don't. Don't go there.
01:00:08I'm not jealous. This isn't about revenge or anything like that.
01:00:13I'm just worried about the dangers you might be in with these...
01:00:17These side effects.
01:00:20Sorry.
01:00:21What are you gonna do?
01:00:27What can I do?
01:00:29I can't go anywhere. I can't go warn her. The cops are outside looking for me.
01:00:32Okay. I think I know somebody who can help us.
01:00:45And I think I got a way to get you across campus undetected.
01:00:48You're not gonna like it.
01:00:52Well, what plan is that?
01:01:03You know you're kinda creepy, right?
01:01:07Yeah.
01:01:08Come on. No. Come on. No, man. God damn it. Get out here.
01:01:19This is never gonna work. You're looking like a cracked out s***.
01:01:23Stop it. You look great.
01:01:26There. Are you sure your friends can help me, man?
01:01:29Honestly, I have no idea. But do you have any better options?
01:01:32No?
01:01:34Then let's go.
01:01:38This is so cool.
01:01:42Grimes has taken our barely functional pheromone receptor system
01:01:46and supercharged it
01:01:48by replacing a missing piece here
01:01:50and mapping up something there.
01:01:52And he didn't just create any old pheromone receptor.
01:01:55No, this one's designed to react to Pacific pheromone.
01:01:58Pacific pheromone only worn by Professor Grimes.
01:02:01We're gonna get so many girls.
01:02:03Yes.
01:02:05Look, I don't care how many girls you guys get,
01:02:06what's important is helping my friend Sam.
01:02:08Are you serious about these morons?
01:02:09Morons? What the-
01:02:10Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:02:11Gentlemen, would you care to educate this fool?
01:02:19Read me weak, chump.
01:02:20We're the youngest and smartest of our class
01:02:22and already turned down office one of the world's largest pharmaceutical companies.
01:02:26So you got anyone more qualified to help her with this?
01:02:28Go ahead and waste their time.
01:02:29Okay, okay. Look, I'm sorry. I just need you to help her, that's all.
01:02:35Well, what you want us to do is not that simple.
01:02:40You see, Grimes is causing her brain to leads dopamine into her system.
01:02:43And that's a fatal flaw in his research.
01:02:46He's unable to control the artificial flood of dopamine.
01:02:49So, like what happened to the other girl, the dopamine would slowly increase into her brain.
01:02:53More what the brain can handle.
01:02:55So her brain begins to overheat and overload itself with crazy thoughts and agitated paranoia sets in.
01:03:01Agitated paranoia?
01:03:02Cool attorney.
01:03:03Agitated paranoia sets in and she'll go postal.
01:03:06Only way to relief from her madness.
01:03:12So what do we have to do?
01:03:15Well, you guys don't have to do squat.
01:03:20What we have to do is really not that simple.
01:03:24We have to plug that dopamine pipeline into her brain, but we gotta do it safely.
01:03:29What do you mean safely?
01:03:30Safely?
01:03:32Safely?
01:03:33I mean we deal with a brain stem which controls vital functions.
01:03:37Like breathing?
01:03:38Hello.
01:03:39One mistake.
01:03:40One oops.
01:03:41And your girlfriend has an instant organ donor.
01:03:44Oops?
01:03:46What do they mean by oops?
01:03:48Alan, don't worry.
01:03:49These guys are the best chemists at the university.
01:03:51In the world.
01:03:52In the universe.
01:04:00Hey Sam.
01:04:02Alan, why are you dressed like that?
01:04:04Oh, this?
01:04:06It's a disguise.
01:04:07I don't know if you heard or not, but I'm the new America's most wanted.
01:04:11Did you break into my apartment?
01:04:13Well, not technically.
01:04:14I used the keys that you gave me.
01:04:17Get out.
01:04:18Sam, listen to me.
01:04:19Not only am I gonna call the cops, but I'm gonna pay them to beat the shit out of you.
01:04:23Look at these, Sam.
01:04:25Grimes has experimented on other girls.
01:04:27Look, look, look.
01:04:29Here.
01:04:30From his last teaching job.
01:04:31Here.
01:04:32Regina.
01:04:33Who he was involved with.
01:04:34Like you.
01:04:35Who eventually committed .
01:04:37I'm worried about you.
01:04:39Yeah, Billy told me about her.
01:04:40She was unstable.
01:04:42Yeah, she was unstable because of his experiments.
01:04:44Look, here's the proof.
01:04:45These are his research papers.
01:04:46Look.
01:04:47He infected her without her knowledge.
01:04:49Which led to her depression and vengeful .
01:04:51Probably aren't even his documents.
01:04:53What?
01:04:55Billy's been worried that one of his interns, Miller, was using his computer to store information.
01:05:00Those are probably his.
01:05:03Sam.
01:05:04Listen to you.
01:05:05It's like Grimes is this mad cult scientist leader and you're one of his-
01:05:09Hey!
01:05:10I told you to never lay a hand on me.
01:05:12Hey, genius!
01:05:14Who are you?
01:05:16You wanna go ahead and use the chloroform or do I have to watch the lady kick your ass all night?
01:05:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:05:30Enough!
01:05:32Use too much of that shit, it'll get into her liver where it'll metabolize into a phosgene.
01:05:37You know, they used that chemical weapon in World War I.
01:05:44I know things.
01:05:45You son of a b****! Don't you ever cheat on me! I will f****** kill you!
01:06:01What's her problem?
01:06:02Hold it right there.
01:06:03Yeah.
01:06:06What the hell's going on here?
01:06:08Well, we just came from a costume party in our, uh, our friend here.
01:06:12She's had too much of drinks. We're just taking her home.
01:06:14Are you sure you're not taking her somewhere to assault her?
01:06:16Oh, please.
01:06:19You really think she's our type?
01:06:27Yeah, well, uh, just make sure you get her home safely, okay?
01:06:32And next time, tell her to watch her alcohol intake.
01:06:35Will do, officer.
01:06:36Oh, and, uh, nice legs, man.
01:06:40Thanks.
01:06:42That's your type, baby. That's all you.
01:06:45You ever kiss me again, I'll rip your f****** heart out.
01:06:49Don't worry, your pheromones taste like s***.
01:06:51All we have to do is take Brian's special pheromone, link that to ricin toxin, bada bing, bada boom.
01:07:01Easier than it makes a Long Island iced tea.
01:07:04Yeah, but have you ever done that before?
01:07:06Yeah. Just Saturday night, the ladies love my Long Island.
01:07:10No, I'm talking about the bottle of toxin you're about to shove up her nose. Are you qualified?
01:07:13Alan, we just drugged and kidnapped your ex-girlfriend.
01:07:17If we stop now, we're going to jail, she's eventually going to blow her brains out.
01:07:24Okay? Now, if we let them try this, we might not go to jail and she might not blow her brains out.
01:07:30Is that supposed to make me feel better?
01:07:34Yeah.
01:07:47How long will it take?
01:08:06I'm not sure.
01:08:08Now do we know if it works?
01:08:10I mean, how do we know if she's no longer under her spell?
01:08:15The only way to find out if someone's still attracting someone.
01:08:19Is to put both of them together and see what happens.
01:08:40Hey, Professor. I didn't think you were going to come, man.
01:08:52Why wouldn't I?
01:08:54I didn't figure out the courage to answer for your diabolical experiments, man.
01:08:58Diabolical experiments.
01:09:01You make me sound like I'm some crazy scientist in some cheesy sci-fi movie.
01:09:06But isn't that what you are?
01:09:11Where's Sam?
01:09:13Over there, in the basement.
01:09:21You brought the police?
01:09:23Smart move, Grimes. You really want the world learning of your experiments, man?
01:09:27What makes you think they're the police?
01:09:29The police.
01:09:32Oh.
01:09:36Take care of this.
01:09:59You okay, Alan?
01:10:01Yeah, I think so.
01:10:05Too bad.
01:10:07Hey.
01:10:25Hey.
01:10:26What's going on, man?
01:10:34What's going on, man?
01:10:36We're in a fucking cage. That's what's going on, man.
01:10:39We never signed up for this when we agreed to help you.
01:10:42Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.
01:10:44You injected an experimental drug into an unconscious girl without her previous consent, and you act like you did nothing wrong?
01:10:48No. We do tons of stuff wrong.
01:10:51But we're smart enough to never get caught.
01:10:52Okay, guys. What are we going to do? Can we please focus on that?
01:10:57Do you have any bright ideas?
01:11:01I don't know. Where are we?
01:11:04We're in a cage, dumbass.
01:11:05I know that, but where is this cage? Are we still on campus?
01:11:08Well, we tell you, but they put a hood over our head when they grabbed us.
01:11:13Where's Sam?
01:11:14I'm sorry, man. Those guys had guns, okay? They had...
01:11:29Wait a minute. Those guys had guns.
01:11:32Yeah? So?
01:11:35So?
01:11:37So, if we can over...
01:11:42If we can overpower one of the guards and get their guns, we can shoot our way out of here.
01:11:49Roger, you lost your fucking mind, man. We're all gonna...
01:11:51I'm down with that.
01:11:52Hell yeah. Let's show him what's .
01:12:02What's wrong?
01:12:04Hello? Somebody? We need your help, please. My friend is really sick, please.
01:12:08Somebody, come on, please.
01:12:10Oh, thank you so much. Thank you.
01:12:12I'm sorry, my friend. He's right there. He's just really sick.
01:12:14If you think I'm enough to fall for that , I'll blow your skull apart just for insulting.
01:12:29Hey, Al.
01:12:35Where's Sam?
01:12:37Trust me. I'm working on that.
01:12:40Roger.
01:12:42Did you decipher Grimes' cryptic files in, what, a second?
01:12:47I don't know what you're talking about.
01:12:50We went through your room and found all your deciphering equipment.
01:12:56Pretty impressive.
01:13:00Derek, Darren, you two have been keeping busy.
01:13:03Nancy, there isn't one research project the two of you have ever been involved in that would be considered even remotely legal.
01:13:12Sir, you are mistaken. You must be confused with someone else.
01:13:17Impressive work, gentlemen.
01:13:19Thomas, where's Sam?
01:13:22Let's go get her.
01:13:33Uh, I'm sorry. Uh, what the hell are they doing here?
01:13:55Chematroop requested it.
01:13:58Since when have you become so tight with Chematroop?
01:14:00Well, since I convinced them they could run their research department a lot more efficiently than they're currently doing.
01:14:06So, what are you implying?
01:14:08I'm implying I found out how much you've gone over budget on this Cupid's Arrow project,
01:14:13and how it might have caused a girl suicide, and possibly an ugly publicity nightmare for the company.
01:14:19So what? The company's made a killing on spinning bad press.
01:14:22Well, probably so.
01:14:25But they're also concerned about the profitability of what research they're covering up, and yours is looking like a bad investment.
01:14:32Now, whoa.
01:14:34Well, my, my work and research is coming along fine. In fact, it's progressing right on schedule.
01:14:39Is it?
01:14:41You sure your research hasn't hit a wall? I mean, it has according to my friends. Isn't that right, gentlemen?
01:14:45Oh, yeah, absolutely.
01:14:48In fact, Professor, it's the twins that came up with the missing element that corrected the flaws in your research.
01:14:53They developed a way to control the side effects as well as a way to turn off Cupid's Arrow.
01:14:58And figure it out in seconds.
01:15:00You're even faster than that.
01:15:02Exactly. And if they did overcome their problems in your research, then Chematroop would be interested in meeting them.
01:15:06Yeah, that's ridiculous, okay? There's no proof they understood or even comprehended my research, let alone manipulated it.
01:15:13All right. You want the proof? I'll show you the proof.
01:15:18We'll just ask her. We'll ask her how she feels.
01:15:23Really?
01:15:33Same.
01:15:34What are you saying?
01:15:44Sam wake up.
01:15:46Sam...
01:15:49How do you feel?
01:15:52My head hurts.
01:15:55Your cologne isn't helping either.
01:15:57Sam, do you love me?
01:16:06Ellen, I already told you I found somebody else.
01:16:14I know you found somebody else, but did you really find somebody that could replace me?
01:16:20Somebody that makes you feel the way I make you feel?
01:16:24Sorry, kid.
01:16:44Hey, that's disgusting, okay? Clearly she's still a little drugged up from whatever the hell you ejected her with.
01:16:51Sam, I'm sorry, okay? It's gonna be alright. I'll take care of you.
01:16:57I'll take care of you.
01:17:09Oh, ah!
01:17:11Sorry, kissing you just sort of makes me nauseous.
01:17:17You know, Professor, it's not nice to mess with Mother Nature.
01:17:33Okay, what is that bitch about love?
01:17:37Jesus Christ, since the beginning of time she's been bringing together couples that have no business being together.
01:17:44Yeah, that's right. People who just drive each other nuts and who make each other's lives miserable.
01:17:51All I'm trying to do for God's sakes is bring a little order to romance people.
01:17:59Is that so wrong? Huh?
01:18:01A little rational thought to the people that we want to spend the rest of our lives with?
01:18:06Yes. Rational thought. In love? Sounds kind of boring to me, Professor.
01:18:14Yeah. Boring to you, I'm sure it is.
01:18:20Well, I don't know. It was like this overwhelming craving for him.
01:18:32Well, I gotta tell you, it kind of hurt me a little bit.
01:18:36All it took was a drug for you to fall in love with someone else.
01:18:40You could look at it like that.
01:18:42Or you could look at it like I would have to start taking drugs to fall in love with someone else.
01:18:48Hey, Alan.
01:18:53Can I bother you for a second?
01:18:59Be right back.
01:19:06How's your secret chemotrope society doing?
01:19:10You make it sound like a bad thing.
01:19:12Yeah, but how'd you get away with it?
01:19:14I mean, how'd you keep all the witnesses quiet?
01:19:16It was easy. We hired them.
01:19:25And what about Roger?
01:19:27He ate your guts.
01:19:38Well, that makes sense.
01:19:39Alan, I'm sorry I sold you out.
01:19:50I guess I had a momentary lapse of priorities.
01:19:57Believe me, I've never forgotten you've always had my back.
01:20:00You have to know that I'll always have yours.
01:20:06Okay?
01:20:07What's that all about?
01:20:08It's nothing. Just, uh, two friends talking.
01:20:13You know, with everything that's going on, I've been meaning to ask you something.
01:20:17How exactly did you fall in love with me in the first place?
01:20:18Alan, does it really matter why?
01:20:22Remember from class?
01:20:23Love is an irrational, primitive thing.
01:20:24Don't try to figure it out.
01:20:25Don't try to figure it out.
01:20:26Just, in the first place.
01:20:27Sorry.
01:20:28Don't try and figure it out.
01:20:29It's nothing.
01:20:30Just three friends talking.
01:20:31You know, with everything that's going on, I've been meaning to ask you something.
01:20:32How exactly did you fall in love with me in the first place?
01:20:37in the first place.
01:20:42Alan, does it really matter why?
01:20:46Remember from class?
01:20:48Love is an irrational, primitive thing.
01:20:52Don't try to figure it out.
01:20:54Just enjoy it.
01:20:58That's D.
01:21:01That's love.
01:21:07That's love.
01:21:37That's just stay.
01:21:44We both know you want a little taste.
01:21:48And I just don't have the time to waste.
01:21:52On subtlety, baby.
01:21:56True.
01:21:58I'll stay if you ask me to.
01:22:02I'm not gonna lie to you.
01:22:04I really need a night with you.
01:22:08Yeah.
01:22:10All I wanted was just a night with you.
01:22:14A night with you, baby.
01:22:17All I wanted was just a night with you.
01:22:21So don't keep me waiting.
01:22:24All I wanted was just a night with you.
01:22:28A night with you, baby.
01:22:30All I wanted was just a night with you.
01:22:34So don't keep me waiting
01:22:36Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't keep me waiting
01:22:43One floor, and I really like the cozy war
01:22:54The day looks better on my bathroom floor
01:22:58If you know what I mean now
01:23:01True
01:23:04I'll stay if you ask me to
01:23:08I'm not gonna lie to you
01:23:11With you baby
01:23:12All I want is once just a night with you
01:23:17So don't keep me waiting
01:23:19All I want is once just a night with you
01:23:24A night with you baby
01:23:26All I want is once just a night with you
01:23:30So don't keep me waiting
01:23:33All I want is once just a night with you
01:23:37A night with you baby
01:23:39All I want is once just a night with you
01:23:44So don't keep me waiting
01:23:46Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't keep me waiting
01:23:52Don't keep me waiting
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