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00:00THE END
00:30I'll see you next time, I'll see you next time!
01:00Mwahahahaha! I couldn't have done it better myself! That was perfect! Thank you!
01:08Wha- where's Nova going?
01:10Huh? Hey! What the shu-
01:11Mwahahahaha!
01:14Impossible! All this time the Space Patrol Galaxy Commander in Chief was really an evil blackholian?
01:20What? Like from that up thing?
01:22His kind or what the app is based on, the root of all evil in the universe!
01:26I take that as a compliment, but flattery won't help you now!
01:30Your precious Space Patrol Galaxy headquarters are mine!
01:33Former Chief Ova Justice!
01:35No! Screw you guys!
01:37And you, Nova? You betrayed us?
01:39Yes, that is correct.
01:40Hey! B-hole!
01:41Your crude abbreviation only highlights the fact that you are an immature middle school girl.
01:46What did you do to Lulacom?
01:48I mean, what are you even doing all this for?
01:51If you think your pea-sized middle school brain can keep up,
01:55I will explain with a concise yet thorough lecture.
01:58My kind became what we are by shoplifting anything we saw of value
02:01until our insatiable greed turned us into black holes.
02:04See? Evil.
02:05Since when is Oki Kubo worth a damn?
02:07If you will turn your attention to page two of the handout, you will see.
02:11We deduce that when civilization reached the pinnacle of its technological, intellectual, and cultural development,
02:16it would give rise to a hotspot like Oki Kubo, which would then become a prime tug.
02:22Typical middle schooler, the attention span of a fly and the intellect of a stone!
02:27If you're done napping, I'll continue my explanation.
02:29A stupid middle schooler like you might be too immature to grasp this concept,
02:32but the fact remains that the single most valuable thing in the universe is Oki Kubo.
02:37You may be a foolish middle schooler with no understanding of the universe,
02:42but you have my thanks for fostering such a marvelous Aflutter Jewel.
02:45What is an Aflutter Jewel?
02:47Please turn your attention to page three of the handout.
02:50The least valuable thing in the universe, born in the most valuable place.
02:54That is the Aflutter Jewel.
02:56Wait a sec, B-Hole! I thought you shoplifted things that had value!
02:59Hold your tempestuous teenage tongue for a moment and I shall elucidate!
03:04We Black-Holeans have been shoplifting for a long time, always acquiring objects of value.
03:09At some point, however, we'd taken so many valuable things that they no longer seem valuable to us anymore.
03:15We began to wonder if useless garbage would save our desires.
03:18We thought such things beneath our notice, but maybe they were worth more than we'd realized.
03:23We roamed the cosmos, researching our hypothesis and ultimately confirming it.
03:28After that, we decided to shoplift the most worthless, useless piece of garbage of the entire universe.
03:33And what could be more worthless and more useless than a moronic middle schooler's moronic first love?
03:38That is what creates the Aflutter Jewel. Unattractive and uninteresting, yet something about its utter uselessness makes me want it!
03:46So you're saying that blue heart thing is Lulaco's shitty first love?
03:49Nova, say something!
03:54As a first love fostered by a genuinely normal girl, it is particularly simple and flat.
03:59Just like a middle schooler, thoughtless, foolish, and shallow.
04:02Nova, please!
04:04Is there anything more wonderful than the transparent emotion of a fool?
04:08It's not special at all! I love it!
04:11Zero is the most valuable number. The void is what fuels black holes.
04:16I thought enslaving Nova and sending him to Ogikubo was a good plan and I was right.
04:20A job well done, Nothingling Alpha Omega Nova!
04:24Nova is a Nothingling?
04:25You wanna tell me what that is?
04:27Nothinglings are hollow, shallow, superficial beings. They hail from a planet that has no substance.
04:32Now it makes sense. That explains why our conversations always felt so empty.
04:37Perfect, isn't it? This stupid middle schooler's first love was a boy who is literally nothing but his looks.
04:43It's the absolute pinnacle of worthlessness! The Nothing!
04:49That's cruel! Is it true? You were tricking me? It was nothing more than a lie!
04:56I never lied to you, not once.
04:58I loved you! You know that? I loved you so much! I'll never forgive you!
05:05I don't mind one way or another.
05:10It seems you were the beginning and the end for our foolish middle schooler here, Alpha Omega Nova.
05:15She was already wounded, but your words finished her off. She's dead.
05:23Biliko?
05:27Why take it if you were just going to destroy it?
05:30What was even the point of stealing it?
05:34This is just baffling.
05:36Indeed, true evil is often terrifyingly incomprehensible.
05:40What about her? Is she actually dead now?
05:47We should probably plug up her nostrils. I hear Earthlings discharge something when they die.
05:53Ew, like what?
05:54I don't know, just something!
05:55That's so helpful! Thanks a lot, you shit!
05:57Think those tissues will work? What do we do now, anyway?
06:01She died in the line of duty fighting for justice as a member of Space Patrol.
06:05She deserves to be honored!
06:07Right, so a funeral then.
06:12Man, I can't believe I died.
06:14I came to the end of the universe, where I was betrayed by Nova,
06:18had the jewel of my first love shoplifted,
06:20and died a pathetic death.
06:22It's all over, never to be continued.
06:25And thewend古 became the members of the Empire...
06:27The End of the Forces
06:34The End of the Forces
06:35Transcription by CastingWords
07:05They catch
07:08Fumafumafum
07:12To漂
07:15The universe
07:20That's the end
07:23I can't be able to escape
07:29Oh, my God.
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