01:17It's just amazing how normal you are, sweetheart!
01:20Cooking, cleaning, laundry...
01:21You handle it all in such an ordinary way!
01:24It's no big deal, Dad!
01:25I mean, it's not really that difficult to do normal things normally, you know?
01:29Luluco...
01:30I'm just so darn proud of you!
01:33You live in an abnormal town with abnormal parents, and yet somehow you've grown into such a normal 13-year-old girl!
01:40Let's see!
01:42Working with Space Patrol, you're basically a cop, which means you get, like, no time off ever!
01:46Then there's the fact that Mom left after you had a fight and took everything with her, so we're stuck in a half-empty apartment!
01:52Aside from that, though, we're as normal as it gets!
01:54Ah! So yummy!
01:56What a perfectly normal breakfast!
01:58Still, if I've managed to turn out even a little bit normal, it's thanks to you, Dad!
02:03You at least try to give me a normal upbringing in Okie Kugbo!
02:06Anyway, we don't get to walk together most mornings, and we don't want to be late!
02:09So hurry up, will ya?
02:10Crap! That looks like some serious alien contraband!
02:23He probably confiscated it at work and brought it home!
02:26Then he must have eaten one by mistake!
02:28This is bad, bad, bad, bad, bad!
02:30This is bad!
02:31Hey! Hey! Hey! indo
02:39Oh, god I broke him!
02:41What am I gonna do?
02:42Normally if something like this happen you'd call as space patrol
02:45But dad NOBS space patrol
02:47I'd get him in to work anyway
02:48Who knows if they let you take sick days for getting yourself frozen N' O
02:48it's okay, he is here.
02:52It's okay, he's here!
02:58Good morning! I am the chief of Space Patrol's Ogikubo branch. Over, Justice!
03:04It's nice to meet you, and I'm very sorry for barging in like this. It's about my father!
03:09Aren't you in middle school?
03:11Yes. My name's Luluco, and I'm 13 years old, sir.
03:14You're under arrest!
03:15How can you arrest me when I haven't done anything wrong?
03:18You're free to go!
03:20Anyway, my father isn't feeling so good.
03:22Hmm, forced to swallow one of those capsules again?
03:24Actually, he swallowed it by mistake during breakfast.
03:26Indeed! And who made his breakfast?
03:28Well, I did.
03:29You're under arrest!
03:31But I didn't put it in his food or anything!
03:33You're free to go!
03:35Is this really a Space Patrol branch office? This guy's a whack job.
03:39I've got a brilliant idea! You should come work here!
03:43Nope. Pass.
03:44Defrosting your father and putting him back together is not gonna be cheap, and he can't get any further advances on his pay.
03:50Please just make it stop.
03:51Your middle school happens to be a hotbed of space crime.
03:54We've been unable to investigate, however, since adults don't exactly blend in.
03:59We'll hire you on as a probationary officer and send you in undercover.
04:02It shouldn't be difficult to get approval from HQ.
04:05Dawn the Space Patrol suit, Luluco, and go forth to meet out justice!
04:09Justice!
04:09I wasn't super thrilled about leaving Dad with that freaky flaming skeleton guy, but it was the only way I was going to make it to school on time.
04:19Perfect attendance and no tardies.
04:22Regulation uniform and book bag.
04:24I don't stand out in any way.
04:27Just like Dad always says, normal is best.
04:29The only thing wrong is my grades, which are still a little below average.
04:33If I can just concentrate...
04:36Huh? What's going on?
04:37It's like something's echoing in my head.
04:39What is that? Make it go away! Get it off me! Get it off me!
04:49Activating patrol suit in auto mode.
04:51Wait, what does that mean? What's happening to me?
04:53Oh my god, I'm flushing everybody!
04:55Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
04:57Put me down! Put me down!
04:58Are you feeling okay?
04:59Don't leave much to the imagination.
05:13Are all earthlings such exhibitionists?
05:16Space cheating offender detected.
05:19Crime in progress. Arrest immediately.
05:23Dammit, I found out I was space cheating!
05:25Time to run!
05:27Thunder attempting to flee.
05:28Begin pursuit.
05:30Away! Judgment gun morphing!
05:32What does that mean?
05:34Hey! What now?
05:35You've got to be kidding!
05:37This is bad! This is bad! This is bad! This is bad! This is bad! This is bad!
05:39This is bad! This is bad!
05:40Ah!
05:41Ah!
05:48Help me!
05:50Yeah, Blaine's getting hit straight off the ship from the sad whole galaxy.
05:54What a trice outfit!
05:55That's supposed to be a gunner sign I ever saw!
05:57What would you do with it?
05:58It was some weird stuff, huh?
06:01Ha ha ha!
06:02I'll tell you what, Liliko.
06:03Let's have a chat about this after class.
06:08Offender attempting to flee again.
06:10Continue pursuit or take action.
06:12Fight for justice!
06:13And so, the normal life I had spent 13 years carefully building came crashing down around me.
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