00:00Hey, my baby, my baby. Shhh, don't talk too much. It's okay, it's okay. What are you doing here?
00:11Hmm, you see, I actually kidnapped you. I know, I know, it's kind of strange as I'm your girlfriend, but I did it for a good reason, I promise.
00:23Actually, you always say that you want to go to the gym, but you don't have any motivation, right? That's okay, that's why Super Girlfriend is here, to kidnap you, to make you work out, work out, I know, I know, shhh, don't scream, you need this.
00:44You always say you want to go to the gym, and I want to help you with that. Of course, I'm the perfect girlfriend. I will help you with everything that you want to do, okay, baby?
00:57So, first things first, is I want you to lift some weights, okay? Very, very heavy weights, it's okay. I'm here to support you, baby, to support you.
01:12I want you to get dehydrated, okay? Water is very important, so. I want you to drink a lot, okay? No, no, no, you need to drink. Don't tell me no.
01:30If I tell you need to drink, then you need to drink, okay, baby? I know best, I know. I am number one girlfriend for you. Okay, baby? So, let me open this up for you, my baby boo.
01:46Okay, now drink. Excellent. You're doing a great, great job. The first step to working out is always drinking water, okay, baby? I know. I work out a lot, so, I know. Let's, so, let's continue, okay, baby?
02:15Okay, baby boo. Before we go to the weights, I have special leather gloves, and these are for punching, you know, punching, getting my anger out, you know, getting my arms stronger.
02:37So, I want to teach you how to wrestle, how to punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch. So, I'm going to start with punching you, okay? A little bit on the face, and a little bit in the stomach.
02:51And the reason why I do it is because I think it will get your muscles stronger, okay? Do you believe me? I know you do.
03:00Shh, you can't say no. So, you need to listen to me and get punched, okay, baby? It's because I love you. So, let's start.
03:10Excellent. Now, a little bit on the face. Is that okay? Okay.
03:20Excellent. Your face is a little bit swollen right now, even though I tried being gentle with you.
03:41Oh, baby, you need to work out more. Don't worry. That's why I'm here for you, okay? So, is it okay if I continue punching your stomach? Okay.
03:51Okay. Okay. That was weak, okay? So, I'm going to try giving my arm, okay? Get ready. Don't run away. Don't run away.
04:05Don't run away. Don't run away. This is fun. Don't dodge.
04:21My fist. That was fun. So, try one more. Awesome. Awesome, my baby. You're doing everything excellent. This is how people work out, okay?
04:41I understand. I walk to the gym every day, okay? That was tiring. But, maybe one more? Excellent. Awesome.
04:54Now, I don't want you to talk while I do this, okay? So, let me shut your mouth up, okay?
05:07Listen, baby. Listen, baby. I don't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
05:18You have to duct tape your mouth. You have to duct tape your mouth to make you focus on the workout. Do you understand?
05:31So, now, while I'll duct tape your feet together, I want you to lift, okay? Lift your hands with this lovely, lovely device.
05:42Do you understand? Do you understand? Do you understand? Because I want you to take care of yourself, okay?
05:50This is the perfect girl. So, I'm going to duct tape your feet together, okay?
06:04So, I want you to try, okay? So, I want you to try, okay, baby? Try.
06:11Okay? Good job. Amazing, amazing. Okay, let's finish that. Let's finish that. You did great.
06:22A little bit of massage to your face. I'm sorry. I know it hurts. It's okay. I want you to take care of you, baby.
06:30Shh. Shh. Don't speak, my baby. Shh. Shh. Shh. There, there. There, my little hurt, baby. It's okay. It's okay.
06:45This is how working out goes, you know? You get hit sometimes, but then you get a relaxing massage from your amazing girlfriend, right?
06:55Okay, boo-boo. So, stop crying and do as your girlfriend, your amazing, amazing, amazing girlfriend does, okay?
07:04I know what's best, okay? I'm a superhero girlfriend, and I know exactly what my boo-boo needs, right?
07:13Okay. Okay. So, I'm going to ride the bike here, and you're going to watch me, okay?
07:21And I want you to learn everything I'm doing. Look carefully, okay? This is a very important lesson, okay, baby?
07:28I'm not just telling you, okay? Give me a kiss.
07:31Okay. Okay. So, this is a T-Rex, okay? So, what I'm going to do, I'm going to tie this all over your body because you're refusing to do the workout, and this is what happened to people who refuse to understand, okay?
07:48Okay. So, I have to tie you up to this. Why? Because I want you to get used to it, okay? I want you to get used to the feeling of the T-Rex around your body, in your hands. Do you understand? Excellent.
08:05Okay. Okay. Okay. So, let me tie this to your body. Don't resist. Don't resist anything. Good. Excellent. Excellent.
08:25I can't do that to you, baby. I can't do that to you, baby. I was just trying to scare you a little bit. But now, let's get serious. I want you to work out, baby. I want to support you, okay?
08:45And this kidnapping won't going to work if you're not cooperative. Do you understand? Excellent, my baby. I knew you would understand me. Good.
08:55Let's continue. Okay, baby. I want you to have a very, very good look at what I'm doing right now. This is very fun.
09:12Okay, let's stop that. That was a bit annoying, okay? So, let's move on to the real workout.
09:22One hand at a time.
09:25Yes, I know. Yes, I know. I look cool.
09:33I do it on the hardest level.
09:38Jealous?
09:41Good.
09:43Now, I want you to try, okay, baby?
09:48Try.
09:50Come on.
09:51Sit down.
09:52Sit down.
10:06Good.
10:09You're not going to do anything?
10:11It's too difficult.
10:13What am I going to do with you, baby?
10:17Should I punch you some more?
10:19Do you want that?
10:21Do you want some punches?
10:23Okay.
10:24Some more punches for you.
10:30How was that?
10:31What's better, working out or punches?
10:33I don't understand you.
10:34You're not being punched.
10:36You're not being punched.
10:45Okay, dude.
10:47Let's stop this.
10:49I want you to work out because I take care of your health.
10:52Okay?
10:54Do you understand?
10:56Say yes.
10:57Blink twice.
10:59Something.
11:00Okay, baby.
11:01I understand you're overwhelmed.
11:03I kidnapped you.
11:04I joined you in this weird, weird gym.
11:08That's okay.
11:09Okay, even if you're not going to work out, I'm going to love you forever.
11:14Forever.
11:15Continue kidnapping you in this gym.
11:19Unless you will go there yourself.
11:23But even then, I will continue kidnapping you because it's fine.
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