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00:00Oh my gosh. No, break your way. Is that you? Oh my gosh. What are you doing here? I have
00:14not seen you in so long. You look so good. Yeah, you finally got that hair treated. Yeah,
00:23it looks way better than the reds and I've seen you had before. Yeah. Well, have you
00:30back? Yeah. Oh, you're having trouble with Ryan. I thought you guys like broke up a while
00:42ago or whatever, or you got back together after he cheated on you. Well, I mean, he's
00:49not like looking at other girls who look nothing like you in any way possible on social media
00:53again, right? No. Okay. Well, is he texting his ex who's like way funnier and richer and
01:07wears $800 perfume? No. Okay, so why are you so upset? You're just suspicious.
01:19What does that have to do with me? You want me to do a loyalty test on him? I don't know.
01:31I feel like that's kind of weird. I feel like I don't really think I should get like involved
01:40in between you guys. It's a little awkward. What do you mean I owe you? Look, Jessica,
01:51just because I already said that I was sorry that I slept with your boyfriend. I know that
01:59I did it again after I said I was sorry, but like sometimes you just have to get over
02:04things. Okay, but if I do this, will you leave me alone? Okay. What's his name? I'll go on
02:18Instagram because like that's where everybody is on Instagram. So, you said Ryan. You said
02:25Ryan. Ryan underscore Ryan. Okay. Let's look at his photos. Oh. He looks really original.
02:43So, yeah, that's not a compliment. Okay. What should I say? Hey, Ryan. I saw you on my
02:57For You page. He doesn't know about me, right? Like he's never like seen me. I mean, I guess
03:01that doesn't really matter because like even if he has like seen me, like I'm sure that
03:07you had texted me back anyways. And I thought you were totally cute. Work out sometime. The
03:18workout sometime always works. Just, well, hopefully it doesn't, but okay. Whatever. So, what do
03:30you want to talk about? Oh, your cat died? Yeah, that sucks. Yeah. And your grandfather
03:43died too. Wow, that's, that's inconvenient. Okay, so Ryan texted back. Let's, let's see
03:50what he said. Okay, I'm really, I'm like kind of invested in this now. I'm like actually
03:55really, really happy that you came to me. Okay, you know, see. Okay. He said, hey, where
04:04do I know you from? See, personally, you would have already failed because why is he texting
04:12me back? But I'm sure that like doesn't really bother you because he's already cheated on you
04:18like three times. Okay. I'm, I'm from Brooklyn. I think I've seen you around. Do you have a
04:31girlfriend? Let's just go to the chase and see how far he's willing to go with this because
04:36he's like, this is, okay. Sorry. Sorry. Okay. I sent it. So does he like always reply this
04:52fast to like random DMs and not you or, because I haven't really seen you on your phone once
04:58since you've been here. Oh, it's your choice. Yeah. No, yeah. I'm sure. I'm, I'm sure it
05:05is your choice. Yeah. Okay. Okay. He said, are you ready? He said, L-O-M-A-O, no. I'm super,
05:20I'm super single. Can I take you up on that workout offer? See, I told you that that would
05:30totally work. What? Why are, why are you upset? Like really? Well, you're the one who wanted
05:46me to test him. I can't help that he thinks I'm attractive. Okay. What do you mean that
05:53I'm ruining your relationship? Your relationship was already ruined. Look, maybe you should have
06:02gotten someone uglier than you to test him. Did you think about that before you came up to
06:07me? Clearly not. Do you want me to continue? Okay. Sometimes you're a lot to handle, but
06:23it's okay because I'm your friend. I'm a real friend and I'm going to help you no matter what.
06:28even when you are being really rude and annoying and it's kind of ugly. Did you know, did you
06:38know that I will text him back? Okay. I'm getting to that. But did you know that when you act
06:45rude and mean, it makes you really ugly? Like no matter if you are pretty and like, that's
06:53what you're doing right now. That's what you're displaying to me right now. Okay. Well, since
06:59you want to go there, since you want to go there and bring up out, I did something in the
07:06past. I was young. Who cares if it was nine months ago? I was young. Okay. I was, look,
07:17you're really starting to piss me off. Okay. I don't even know. I don't even know why I bothered
07:26helping you and your ugly rat boyfriend. If I wanted your boyfriend, I would have already
07:35had him. You don't have to worry about me continuing it because I'm not going to. He's way below my
07:44standards anyways. Look, I'm not going to sit here and apologize for anything because I did
07:58nothing wrong. And if you want to sit there and act like you didn't do anything wrong, that's
08:05fine. You can do whatever you wanted to. But either say something to me or just go.
08:22What? Really? Look, you can call me all the mean names that you want to call me. I know that you're
08:32jealous of me. You've always been jealous of me. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure. I'm sure. Yeah, go. You can go back to your
08:46boyfriend now. I remember why we haven't talked in years. I remember now. Yeah. You can go back to your
08:55boyfriend that's cheated on you three times and you can go tell him that I said hi and that if he ever
09:03gets bored, he knows where to find me. Okay. Thanks. Maybe I'll call you later.
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