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A man, who is having trouble scoring with his girlfriend, reads a book about szex and seduction to get some pointers.
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01:00I know you'll get it in the end.
01:15Jack, kiss me again.
01:18I love it when you kiss behind my ear.
01:26It really does something to me.
01:29Sandy?
01:30Yes.
01:37You're so nice and soft.
01:39I like soft girls.
01:47I don't want you to like any other soft girls but this one.
01:54I promise.
01:56Mm-hmm.
02:01Jack?
02:02Mm-hmm.
02:02I like boating, don't you?
02:09I wouldn't like going way out but it's fun close in.
02:14Mm-hmm.
02:18Jack, what are you doing?
02:19Come on, Sandy.
02:20What's the matter?
02:21Dad.
02:21Look, we're out here alone.
02:24Dad.
02:24I just want to...
02:25You promised.
02:25You know.
02:26Come on, Sandy.
02:28Doesn't a promise mean anything to you?
02:31You said you'd wait until we were married.
02:34It's only another month.
02:36Can't wait that long.
02:37I said no.
02:39I told you when you proposed to me that I was a virgin.
02:42That's the way I'm going to marry you.
02:44A virgin.
02:45Look, Sandy.
02:46This waiting's for the birds.
02:48If you want to hold off until we're married, then let's get married today.
02:51Look, we can go to Las Vegas.
02:52Come on, why not?
02:53I told you why not.
02:55How can an intelligent person like you think that the stars give a damn when two small, insignificant people on Earth get married?
03:02I don't want to discuss it.
03:03Look, the stars have enough troubles of their own without worrying about when the hell we're going to get married.
03:08The stars don't know we exist.
03:10What's more, they don't care.
03:11It's not the stars, Jack.
03:13It's the sign we were born under.
03:15Well, what's the difference?
03:16You're a Libra and I'm a Virgo.
03:18Libras and Virgos don't get married in the first half of the month.
03:22Look, Sandy.
03:23Well, you grow up.
03:25I mean, you probably believe in numerology, too, right?
03:28When's the last time you had the bumps on your head read?
03:30Well, everything was fine.
03:32Then I asked her to marry me.
03:34Well, she said, Jack, you know I'm a virgin.
03:37I mean, like I should know by the white of her teeth or something.
03:40Well, I told her it was fine she was a virgin, but would she marry me anyway?
03:43Well, that was about two months ago.
03:46We still have four weeks to go, Doctor, till we're married.
03:49I mean, all I can think about is hopping into the sack with Sandy, but she says it's all locked up till our wedding night.
03:57I don't know what to do anymore.
03:58I mean, Christ, Doctor, sometimes I can't stand up straight for hours after we've been together.
04:02I just don't know what to do anymore.
04:04Well, I'm worried because I'm fooling around with chicks that have a different philosophy about sex than Sandy.
04:09Well, it's not a case of famine for me.
04:11That's kind of what has me bugged.
04:12I mean, I'm getting all I want, so why can't I just relax and take it easy and wait till the wedding night if that's what she wants?
04:23I sure appreciate getting your advice like this, Doctor.
04:25I think I've got a better understanding of my problem now.
04:29You're a Libra.
04:30Jupiter is your sign that's passing through your sun sign.
04:34It only occurs once every 12 years.
04:37Is that good?
04:39Good.
04:39That's only the greatest thing that could ever happen to you.
04:42That's all.
04:43What am I looking for up there?
04:45Venus.
04:47It says here that Venus is your ruling planet.
04:50And it's in your solar 12th house until the 18th of the month.
04:55Jack, that's not too good.
04:57Well, that's another reason why we can't get married until after the 18th.
05:01Mars is important, too.
05:03What does Mars look like?
05:05I don't know.
05:06Oh, yeah, it's that red thing.
05:08It's mainly concerned with your sex drive.
05:11What is?
05:12Mars along with Venus.
05:14The positions of the two planets in your birth chart and the aspects they make with other planets determine the strength of your sexual desires.
05:23Sandy, I want to be honest with you.
05:25You're not convincing me.
05:28You just don't want to be convinced.
05:30If you would try to understand, Mr. Omg, I mean, you really try.
05:35You'd find a lot of truth in it.
05:36I just think it's a bunch of bull, that's all.
05:38Please, Jack, see if you can find Venus.
05:43Jack, you see Venus?
05:46Jack?
05:48Jack?
05:48I know exactly what you mean, Jack.
05:53Waiting for that wedding night's a real drag.
05:56I was making it with my girl about a year and a half before the wedding.
05:59Didn't that make a difference in the relationship after you were married?
06:01No.
06:02None at all.
06:04I married another woman.
06:06Well, you know, Jean.
06:08She's a hell of a nice girl.
06:12I don't know.
06:12Nothing seems to work.
06:13I tried just about everything.
06:15I don't know what to do next.
06:17Sandy says no.
06:18My frustrations say yes.
06:21How about Helma?
06:23You can have her tonight.
06:24I'm trying a new chick.
06:25Look, what do I want with Helma?
06:27I want Sandy.
06:28You don't understand.
06:30Sure I do.
06:32Your pride's hurt because she's rejecting you.
06:35Listen, can't you just close your eyes when you're with Helma and imagine that she's Sandy?
06:42You know something, old bud?
06:45Sometimes you're not much help.
06:46I thought if anybody knew the answers, it would be you.
06:50Well, maybe you're just not approaching the situation with a proper perspective.
06:54You've got a planned difficult conquest, just like a general maps out a campaign.
07:03Get a good book.
07:05Put a little finesse and polish to your technique.
07:10Find out what the hell you're doing wrong.
07:13Any woman will open up for the right guy when he knows the moves.
07:18Yeah.
07:19Get a good book.
07:21Good book, huh?
07:22Good book.
07:52Dedicated to Mother.
08:03Congratulations.
08:04You have just purchased a book that will change the course of your life.
08:07How to succeed with sex will lead you into a new world of sexual pleasure.
08:12Now, let's get down to business.
08:15Chances are good that all you need is a little polish put to your approach and you'll get just what you want.
08:21Take every opportunity to study the chicks around you.
08:24It's very important to become very familiar with how girls are put together.
08:28They're different than we are in more ways than we are in more ways than one.
08:30Thank goodness.
08:32Since you're old enough to be reading this book, you certainly should be old enough to have already discovered that girls are exciting things to look at.
08:39Especially without any clothes on.
08:41You're satisfied that you have the necessary asset, right?
08:44Right.
08:46Then go where the girls are.
08:47Ready to leave?
09:05Jack, this is Joan.
09:07She lives here.
09:07Hi, Joan.
09:08We better go if we're going to meet Fred and his girl.
09:11You let me know, okay?
09:13Jack?
09:15Sandy, I'm glad you came back.
09:17I'm glad you're glad.
09:18I thought you maybe needed some help.
09:20Help?
09:21To cool off.
09:32You've got a nice bowl.
09:33I really appreciate you letting me use your cabana to change my clothes like this.
09:40It's the least I could do.
09:49Did you say something?
09:51No.
09:52I didn't say anything.
09:53Oh, I didn't.
10:00I just love to go to restaurants, don't you?
10:03I just love to go.
10:22I'm still.
10:29You don't mean?
10:32What do you mean?
10:32I mean, which way do you want to do it for me?
10:37What kind of a girl do you think I am?
10:42Female body is really loaded with all kinds of sensitive areas.
10:45Right.
10:46So, use what you've learned with your own girl, and success is yours.
11:02Jack, I'm sorry.
11:14No, what?
11:16That we're hit by the pool.
11:19Pool?
11:32Pool?
11:44Sandy, as long as we're going to get married, I don't know why we have to restrict ourselves.
11:48Jack, I can't help it. You know how I feel.
11:51No, I don't. Tell me. I'd like to know how you feel about it.
11:54You don't care. You're not even interested.
11:57No, really, I'm interested. I mean, tell me. I'd like to know when you first made the decision to stay a virgin.
12:02I mean, it'll come to you just like that, or you have to think about it for a while.
12:10Where's your father, wasn't it?
12:11He's the one that gets the credit, right?
12:13Come on, tell me if I'm right.
12:16Could have been your mother.
12:18Was it your mother?
12:19Tell me what she said.
12:20Come on, I'd like to know what she said, really.
12:24I'll bet she said something like, um, Sandy, whatever you do, don't let any of the little boys get fresh with you.
12:30Is that what she said?
12:30I'll bet that's what she said.
12:32Well, I'm not going to let your mother run our sex life.
12:36You're not.
12:37No, I'm not. And I intend to have sex with you.
12:39You do.
12:40And I mean right now.
12:42You think I'm going to jog every time we get together just to work off my passion?
12:46You've got another thought coming.
12:48No more jogging.
12:50You've failed again.
12:56But don't give up.
12:58Our next approach never fails.
13:00Well, almost never.
13:01Anyway, just to be sure, practice on the new chick before having another go at your girl.
13:06This phase deals with alcohol.
13:09That's right.
13:10You feed her enough booze to get her loaded and you're home free.
13:13You see, it whets her sexual appetite to the point of no return.
13:16She can't say no.
13:17Martini, please.
13:31Yes, sir.
13:31Martini.
13:32There's fire in your eyes and your body packs a punch.
13:40You're throwing lots of flies.
13:43Tell me what you have for lunch.
13:48Here in the bar, how's your cesarean scar?
13:52I like the way you move.
14:01Tell me what's your trick.
14:05Well, you must have been a group to get a part in this flick.
14:12Here in the bar, why'd you show me your scar?
14:22I like your little nose, Joyce.
14:25Where'd you have it done?
14:30But if I had a choice, Joyce, I'd have picked another one.
14:36Come on, let's see the bar so I can see your scar.
14:41Come on, let's see the bar so I can see your scar.
15:11You were trying to pick me up, weren't you?
15:33That's all right.
15:34I wanted to be picked up by you.
15:39You know what bothers me?
15:41What do you think about me?
15:43I wouldn't be buying you a drink if I didn't think that, uh...
15:46Well, if I didn't want to be with you.
15:48In bed, right?
15:50Huh?
15:50Well, a guy doesn't pick up a girl because of her mind.
15:54Does he?
15:55Yeah.
15:56You have a great mind.
16:02Bartender.
16:03Doubles are the same.
16:03Are you trying to get me loaded?
16:08Loaded?
16:10Well, don't you think I'm drinking too much?
16:13I don't know.
16:13How do you feel?
16:16Like, um...
16:16Why don't we go home to your place?
16:20Go to bed?
16:23Why not?
16:27I thought maybe you'd like a drink.
16:28No.
16:29I've had too much.
16:31My friends tell me I do everything too much.
16:34Do you mind my being so honest?
16:36No, I don't mind.
16:37You know, I decided when I saw what kind of a body I was developing, it would be a hell of a crime to waste it.
16:43So I guess you might say I've been busy, not wasting it.
16:49And our literature, if one may use the French, is nothing but a river of four-letter words.
16:58Shakespeare, God rest his soul, would turn over in his grave to hear such pornography.
17:02And the cinema, nudity, pornography, perversity of every kind, nothing's been spared, nothing's sacred.
17:14But we can hope to preserve the moral fiber of our heritage, when pornographers may strip us bare of our dignity.
17:29No!
17:31No!
17:31No!
17:44Hey, Annette.
17:46Yeah?
17:50Let me see the TV section, would you?
17:53I think I've seen this flick before.
17:57See?
17:58It's not by accident this book's so popular with the smut peddlers.
18:01The girl was stoned out of her head, and you seduced her.
18:04She wasn't exactly drunk.
18:06Stop contradicting.
18:07You want sex with your chick, don't you?
18:09Right.
18:10Right.
18:11Then pay attention.
18:12Try it on your own girl now.
18:14Get her drunk.
18:15Are you sure we won't get sick, Jack, mixing our drinks?
18:24Maybe we should stick to a martini.
18:25No, it's okay.
18:26You can mix all you want.
18:27I read something on it.
18:28Okay.
18:28Okay.
18:28But we've already finished two bottles.
18:37Can't we eat something now?
18:40Here's to the nicest girl I've ever known.
18:44Am I really the nicest girl you've ever known?
18:47No question about it.
18:48Are you sure you don't mind, Jack?
18:52I mean, about us not doing it until we're married.
18:55If that's the way you want it, it's all right with me.
18:57What made you change your mind?
19:02You were so set on it.
19:04You know, you really frightened me sometimes when you got all worked up.
19:07I didn't know what you'd do.
19:10You're a different person now.
19:12Do you know that?
19:13Much different.
19:16Are you sure you don't mind waiting?
19:18Absolutely not.
19:19I'm glad.
19:21I mean, really.
19:23That we both agree on it.
19:24It'll make our marriage so much more meaningful and sacred.
19:31That's what I want.
19:34Meaningful and sacred.
19:37I realize it's been difficult for you, Jack.
19:40I mean, waiting and all.
19:42But after we're married, I'll make up for your patience.
19:45It's only three more weeks, and then I'm all yours.
19:49And I'll know how to give you pleasure, Jack.
19:51I've been reading a book on how to satisfy your husband.
19:54You have?
19:55Which one?
19:56Did you know there are over a hundred different ways?
19:59A hundred?
20:01A hundred.
20:02Of course, the first position is the most popular one.
20:05You know, when you go on a sex trip, you really go all out, don't you?
20:14Can't you try a little moderation with this thing?
20:16Maybe you should cool it for a while.
20:18Get your mind off sex.
20:20Think of something else.
20:22You know, there are lots of places a guy can go to get his mind off girls.
20:26The library or the museum are excellent examples.
20:29Hey, about a football game.
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21:31Well, the wedding's less than two weeks away, and once you're married, you can climb your Mount Everest until you wear out.
21:37Look, what kind of conquest is it after you're married?
21:39Ah, the sea, freedom.
21:45What more can a man want than to leave the world behind and set sail with a girl at his side?
21:50This is what it's all about.
21:52Mmm, beautiful.
21:54The whole thing is a perfect setting for seduction.
21:57Thalic symbols everywhere.
21:59The pointed sail, the long boat, the mast, anchor, oars, harpoons, keel, tiller, all long and round and pointed.
22:06Once again, before taking another shot at your own girl, let's practice on another chick first.
22:14Any girl will do fine, but since it's daylight and you can't turn out the lights, pick one that's nice to look at.
22:19Of course, the whole scene plays better if the seducee is unable to swim.
22:25Do you swim?
22:27No, I don't.
22:28No, I don't.
22:58Phyllis, you're going to get sunburned.
23:00You want me to rub some of this on your body?
23:14You know, the last time I went out sailing with a guy, I swore it would never happen again.
23:18What?
23:19That I'd never go on the boat again.
23:21I mean, alone with a man.
23:22He was a terrible bastard.
23:24How come you came out here with me?
23:26I don't know.
23:27I just give vibrations about people.
23:30And your vibrations tell me you're interested in something else besides sex.
23:34My vibrations tell you that?
23:36Mm-hmm.
23:37That's why I like you.
23:39I trust you.
23:41I don't mean that a guy shouldn't be interested in sex.
23:43But it has its place.
23:45Don't you agree?
23:47Some men eat, sleep, and drink it.
23:49And there's really some weird ones, too.
23:53Some weird ones?
23:54Yeah.
23:56There was this one guy that all he wanted to do was whip me.
24:00Whip you?
24:02Jack.
24:03You know, you're going to love sailing.
24:05I don't know why I never thought of it before.
24:07There's just nothing like it.
24:09I'll find out which way the wind's blowing from, and then we'll...
24:11I thought you were taking me out in that little dinghy like before.
24:15I don't want to go all the way out in the ocean.
24:17Look, I've been looking forward to this.
24:19But you're not very experienced, Jack.
24:20What if a storm comes up or something?
24:22All right.
24:23Let's do something else.
24:25Look, I want to go sailing, and no storm is going to come up.
24:28How do you know?
24:29I just know.
24:29That's all.
24:33Well, there she is.
24:36Isn't it a beauty?
24:39I'm going to get seasick.
24:41Sandy.
24:42Yes?
24:42Can I tell you something?
24:45You're not going to get seasick.
24:48All right.
24:49If you stay, sir.
24:50Jack, are you sure you want to go sailing?
24:54Am I sure I want to go sailing?
24:56See?
24:57Even you're not sure.
24:59Jack, why did you suddenly decide to take up sailing?
25:16Oh, I just dig it.
25:17It's so exciting.
25:18Is that the only reason?
25:20What do you mean?
25:21Is that the only reason?
25:23Have you taken anyone else out sailing?
25:25I mean, other girls?
25:29What kind of a question is that?
25:36Sandy.
25:37You're my girl.
25:41I mean, you're the only girl I want now or ever.
25:44The last thing in the world I want is another girl.
25:59This is great, huh?
26:07I told you you'd like it.
26:09Is there anything you want me to do to help you?
26:11No, you just sit back and relax.
26:14But everything seems so complicated.
26:17No, it really isn't.
26:18You're wonderful.
26:20Really.
26:21How do you know what to do?
26:23Oh, it just sort of comes natural.
26:31Jack?
26:32Yes?
26:34Never mind.
26:35What is it you want to ask me?
26:39Nothing.
26:40It's not important.
26:41Well, go ahead.
26:42Ask me.
26:43Are you sure, Jack?
26:45Sure, I'm sure.
26:48It's kind of personal.
26:51About you or me?
26:52Me.
26:53Well, go ahead.
26:54What is it?
26:55We're going to be married soon, Jack.
26:57And...
26:58Yeah?
26:59I want to be sure that you're satisfied with me.
27:02I mean, in comparison to other girls.
27:04What are you trying to say, Sandy?
27:06Jack, do you think I have a nice body?
27:13Yeah, I'd say you have a nice body.
27:15Just nice?
27:18As much as I can see of it, you have to realize it's covered up.
27:23You're going to get sunburned.
27:24You want me to rub some lotion on your body?
27:28I want you to tell me the real truth about my body, Jack.
27:36I mean, do you really like it?
27:38Yes, I told you so.
27:42I've been watching you go after this little project you set up for yourself, chump.
27:46You really put your heart to it when you've made up your mind.
27:49I'm thinking of giving the whole thing up.
27:51What, Phil, you're getting you down?
27:53No, I'm just getting tired.
27:55Yeah.
27:56Maybe you ought to give it up.
27:58You'll be married before you know it.
28:00Yeah.
28:00I mean, why kill yourself when it'll all be yours pretty soon anyway?
28:03Doesn't make sense, does it?
28:04No, it sure doesn't.
28:05I'm glad we had this little talk.
28:08See things a lot clearer.
28:09You mean it?
28:10Yeah, now I know what the book means.
28:12It says when things look bleakest and you feel like quitting, double up.
28:17Double up?
28:18Double up.
28:18Please don't touch, Doc.
28:42Don't even look too hard.
28:43Most interesting.
28:46There's some strange marks.
28:48What kind of marks?
28:49I don't know.
28:49Look like teeth marks.
28:50What do you suppose they are?
28:52Teeth marks.
28:54Jack, I'm going to give you some good advice.
28:56You've got to give it a rest.
28:57You're driving yourself.
28:59It's a shame and it's a pity, but the truth is here to stay.
29:05Because in an hour, maybe sooner, Dr. Death will pass this way.
29:10Because he's going to take your brother, sister, or father, mother, too.
29:15And if you have a little patience, he'll be coming back for you.
29:20The depot at the station where the engine whistles whine is the religious congregation.
29:28And the people waiting line are just to see the wooden co...
29:33Well, you're persistent anyway.
29:37That's good.
29:38But when it comes to your girl, not so good.
29:41Maybe you should try a different type.
29:44It's possible the chicks have all been too conventional.
29:47Not with it, so to speak.
29:49Perhaps a girl who's more on the hip side will give you a fresh approach to sex.
29:53A different attitude.
29:55A new outlook.
29:56A nice time.
29:58What have you got to lose?
29:59Time is running out, and if you don't make it soon, you can forget it.
30:03Girls come down here for a pickup, you know, like they're horny, and they can't get a guy, you know.
30:08And they just walk around, you know.
30:09You can tell by looking at them, because they dress, they try to dress real foxy, you know.
30:12And they walk around, you know, and swish around.
30:15I think you ought to get stoned.
30:16I think you ought to get high.
30:18I think you ought to get a chick and get nice and do your thing.
30:21I think if anybody else is around, and the chick don't mind, you don't mind.
30:24I think that everyone should get together on it.
30:26You know, you can have a beautiful sex thing with someone and not be hung up, as long as you both know that situation, and you're both honest with each other.
30:35I mean, where people get hurt is where people aren't honest.
30:38Well, I think, you know, bawling is all right.
30:40If somebody you dig, but I couldn't dig personally, just bawling anybody.
30:44No, I can dig orgies.
30:46But not bawling orgies.
30:47You find in Europe, and most countries, where sex is not a big thing, where people don't have to talk about it.
30:52It's natural.
30:53They're not hung up on drugs.
30:54They take them, but, you know, they don't have to.
30:56Well, I mean, you know, like, I don't take drugs because I'm sexually hung up or anything.
31:01I just take them because I dig on getting stoned, you know.
31:04But sex is really nice, you know, but I've had, like, some bad experiences with it, so I can't dig it that much.
31:10No, no, the thing that really bothers me about it is that people sometimes, you know, they get stoned and they use their drugs,
31:17or they get, you know, blind drunk, and then they use that as an excuse for having sex, and it's, that's a bad trip, but it's not, it's, no, really, I don't think.
31:25I disagree, because it's not a real excuse, because when you're loaded, the walls between you and your hang-ups are down,
31:32and whatever comes out is deep down inside.
31:35No, no, I wasn't, I mean, I'm not, I'm not.
31:37And sex is a natural thing.
31:38No, drugs are like a starter, you know, but they open you up and everything, but see, if you realize, you could open yourself up without them at all, you know.
31:46You could just go right ahead and, right.
31:48The biggest turn-on in the world is sex.
31:50I don't think any drug compares with a sexual turn-on.
31:53That's right, man.
31:54The only natural high that there is, you know.
31:57But, you know, when people, and people don't ever believe that I'm 15, you know, but it's just really a bummer,
32:02because I think, oh, my God, think of, think of the trouble I could get other people in when I'm 15.
32:07I wouldn't let my chick that, you know, I'm in love with do anything with another guy, but if you just do it for fun,
32:12I agree with it a whole lot, you know, a whole lot of people doing their thing in their own way,
32:15when you're stoned or whatever.
32:17I think it's cool.
32:28Come on in.
32:28It's a nice place you have here.
32:43I mean, pad.
32:45Thanks.
32:45Who's are these?
32:54Oh, they're mine.
32:57I don't like you.
32:58They're kind of...
32:59Square?
33:00Well, I want them to go home in.
33:02Home?
33:03Sure.
33:03I've got a great home.
33:05Mom and Dad are really beautiful people.
33:07You know, they're wonderful to me.
33:09My own car and everything.
33:10What are you doing here, then?
33:13Well, my psychiatrist recommended it.
33:16See, I'm all hung up with sex.
33:18And he said I should try and let myself go and resolve my problems.
33:23Did you?
33:24What?
33:25I mean, you know, resolve your sex problems.
33:29I don't know yet.
33:31My first night.
33:32Like, why don't you talk your ass?
33:45What kind of problems do you have?
33:47I mean, you know, how do they affect you?
33:49Well, sex seems to be all mixed up for me, you know?
33:53Kind of out of proportion.
33:55Do you know what I mean?
33:56Yeah, sure.
33:59How's it mixed up to you, sex?
34:02Well, if I knew it wouldn't be mixed up, what if?
34:16Listen, this stuff, it'll be wasted on me, really.
34:19Drugs just have no effect on me at all.
34:21Even aspirin leaves me cold.
34:23Just smoke it in and hold it in your lungs, okay?
34:26Here.
34:32I love you.
34:53I love you.
34:55I love you.
35:01See, I told you, nothing, I mean, I've tried just about everything really, tranquilizers
35:09and cough medicine, just, it just has no effect on them, I really don't, I don't, I don't
35:30just take the smoke into your lungs and hold it, come on
36:00breathe
36:12Oh
36:15Oh
36:51Jack?
36:58Jack?
37:02Are you alright?
37:05Are you alright, Jack?
37:07Jack?
37:09Jack?
37:15No, please!
37:17No!
37:21Okay, so you wanted to be a smartass and fool around with drugs.
37:24Anyway, you deserve credit.
37:26Your girl is Miss Holdout of all time.
37:28So, drastic methods are called for.
37:37Jack!
37:38You bought the new bike!
37:42Put some clothes on, I'll take you for a ride.
37:43Great, I'll be ready in a second.
37:45Hey, the motorcycle is a great idea.
37:48It's phallic as hell.
37:49All that vibrating power between the legs.
37:52No question about it.
37:53That's why...
37:54That's why...
37:55That's why...
38:31How do you like it?
38:33It's great. I love it.
38:35What?
38:36It's great.
38:37I can't hear you.
39:00Dad, drive the bike.
39:10You did it. You mucked up again.
39:32Unless you succeed like right now, your fiancé will make her vow stick, a virgin to the...
39:38You could have done a lot worse.
39:40But even with all that, you're still suffering from your stupid compulsion to make it with your virgin fiancé before the marriage ceremony.
39:47So, we'll have to stop fooling around once and for all and attack the problem head on.
39:51Acquire the aid of a professional who knows her business.
39:55A prostitute.
39:56Your key, sir.
40:13Listen, do you know where I can get a girl?
40:16The bar downstairs is loaded with them. Just go on down and pick one up, sir.
40:19No, no, you don't understand. I mean, I want a real professional, a girl that knows everything about sex.
40:24Oh, well, there are a couple of call girls that work this area. I think I can arrange one for you.
40:28It's going to be very expensive, though. Fifty bucks.
40:30Thank you, sir.
40:59Come in.
41:19Make yourself comfortable.
41:20I'll be out in a minute.
41:29I'll be out in a minute.
41:59I'll be out in a minute.
42:29You should be proud of your talent.
42:37Why don't you flip on the light?
42:38Your money's on the dresser.
42:42Jack!
42:42Sandy!
42:45How to succeed, how to succeed
42:47Go get a book if you can't read
42:52$6.95, this ain't too much to spend
42:56In the end!
43:00In the end!
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