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The story focuses on a group of 6 beautiful women called Thralls, referred to as "the white trash of vampires;" effectively a lower species of vampire. They don't kill people, they don't have the ability to turn their victims into vampires and they can't fly.
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00:00:01In the beginning, there was the word, and the word was Belial.
00:00:08It was simply the name of a demon, but to speak it aloud was to risk the wrath of the beast.
00:00:14And so the word became flesh, and the flesh became a book, the Necronomicon.
00:00:21Legend told that within its pages, hidden between ancient rituals and archaic superstitions,
00:00:27lay a spell so powerful that to merely decipher it was enough to drive the reader insane.
00:00:34One night, as the clouds gathered at yet another battle for the soul of mankind,
00:00:40the Necronomicon simply disappeared.
00:00:44Centuries passed, and the name of Belial faded into the darkest recesses of time.
00:00:57I heard the meaning of a demon who came to the first place for any region.
00:01:02The son of Belial is a new family.
00:01:04The son of Belial is an owner who is a monster.
00:01:06He's a person who is a person who is a monk who is a priory.
00:01:11I can't even mind.
00:01:14The first time he lands on the Arrugania is when his mom was buried.
00:01:16He just missed as the son of Belial is a family.
00:01:19The ізla is the son of Belial is a mother and a son of Belial.
00:01:22I think it was a father who is a mother he like.
00:01:24I don't know.
00:01:54Shh, shh.
00:02:14Ladies, so lovely to see you as always.
00:02:19You're all looking particularly beautiful this evening.
00:02:24Did you miss me?
00:02:28I'm sorry I'm late, but traffic was deadly.
00:02:32But to make up for it, I brought you all
00:02:34something very special for dinner.
00:02:37Finger lickin' good.
00:02:54Roxy!
00:03:12Roxy!
00:03:14Roxy!
00:03:33Oh, Cripes!
00:03:38I hate rat.
00:03:44He's gonna be so mad.
00:03:52Let's go.
00:03:58How you doing, Rox?
00:03:59I'm not gonna be auditioning for cats anytime soon.
00:04:04Any time, Bridget!
00:04:05Don't rush me. I don't work well under stress.
00:04:08Shit, I hope he's had this thing too.
00:04:10Did you hear that?
00:04:12Shit! Let's get out of here, Bridget!
00:04:14I'm trying!
00:04:18Get in the car!
00:04:21Got it!
00:04:25Drive!
00:04:26We can't just leave her here!
00:04:27She's not coming back! We gotta go, now!
00:04:30Get out!
00:04:31We're free!
00:04:45Women.
00:04:46When will financial aid continue to find her?
00:04:48If you need any help, you have yourwa too.
00:04:50I'll help you on her land if youaged.
00:04:52Where do you think you're no doubt about the knife?
00:04:56Wait, don't cook!
00:04:57Don't перемel your bag, babies.
00:04:58You know Eenaado?
00:08:30Um, I'm waiting for somebody who's going to be here any minute.
00:08:35So why don't we keep her company until she shows up?
00:08:38Yeah, we're real good company.
00:08:40Oh, that hurts.
00:08:47Come back, baby.
00:08:49Come on, pretty girl.
00:08:49It's cold out.
00:08:50Where are you going?
00:08:50It's cold out.
00:08:51Did you precious, sweetheart?
00:08:52What's up, girl?
00:08:52I'm cold out.
00:08:58I'm feeling very cold right now.
00:08:59I'm cold.
00:09:00And you're cold, too.
00:09:00Come on, baby.
00:09:01Don't be like this.
00:09:02What's up, pretty girl?
00:09:03You boys looking for a good time?
00:09:06Leslie.
00:09:07All right.
00:09:08Enough to go around for everybody.
00:09:11I'll make you a deal.
00:09:12You can do whatever you want to me,
00:09:14but stay away from my sister.
00:09:16I'll tell you what.
00:09:17We'll do what we want to you,
00:09:19and then we'll let you watch what we do to her.
00:09:20How about that, huh?
00:09:21You like that pretty girl?
00:09:30My car's parked out front.
00:09:31Go.
00:09:32What about you?
00:09:33Let's go.
00:09:34You're toast, bitch!
00:09:52All right, boys.
00:09:56It's been fun.
00:09:58But no more Mrs. Nice Guy.
00:10:01You like it?
00:10:15Where did you...
00:10:17I mean, how can you afford this car?
00:10:20Turns out I have a head for business.
00:10:22Who knew?
00:10:23I'm so happy you're here.
00:10:37What happened to those guys?
00:10:42Oh!
00:10:43Nothing.
00:10:44They can't sleep off.
00:10:45Yeah, but where did you learn how to do that?
00:10:47Mmm...
00:10:48I've been going through some changes since I left home.
00:10:53What...
00:10:54What kind of changes?
00:10:57You and I need to have a talk.
00:10:59Mm-hmm.
00:11:00Mm-hmm.
00:11:01Mm-hmm.
00:11:02Mm-hmm.
00:11:03One more.
00:11:04Oof.
00:11:05OK.
00:11:06You need to go always.
00:11:10Back of the line, my ass.
00:11:29Don't they know who they're dealing with?
00:11:33Yo, yo, check out that hot booty on that bitch.
00:11:36I think that was a guy.
00:11:38What?
00:11:40Damn, donk, shut up.
00:11:42You're messing with my vibe, my groove.
00:11:44Come on, you're acting like you ain't never been to a rave before, Holmes.
00:11:47I ain't.
00:11:49Neither of you.
00:11:50Shut up.
00:11:51I haven't raved.
00:11:52I don't think Uncle Frankie's stag counts as a rave, Jeff.
00:11:56I thought I told you not to call me that when we got here.
00:11:59Yo, yo, what up, donk?
00:12:01I lose the hat, okay, because that's totally uncool.
00:12:03You've got SAT scores higher than most people's mortgage payments.
00:12:12What's with the whole dumb boy thing?
00:12:14Bro, it's dough boy.
00:12:15That's my tag.
00:12:17Dough boy.
00:12:18See, the bitches here, they think I got dough.
00:12:21Bitches love dough.
00:12:23Well, probably not as much as they love being called bitches.
00:12:34Little sister arrives.
00:12:36Ashley, this is Bridget, guardian of all she sees.
00:12:39Welcome to Party Central.
00:12:43Thanks.
00:12:44Yo.
00:12:45Yo.
00:12:46Jim.
00:12:47Where's the Jim?
00:12:52Ah, forget it, though.
00:12:54Strictly lesbionic.
00:12:55You think?
00:12:57Yo, Holmes, in the history of us being cousins, have I stood you wrong yet?
00:13:02You mean besides the time you figured we could make our own acid and try it out of the family reunion?
00:13:07Three hours to get grandma off the chandelier and another hour to get her clothes back on.
00:13:12Not pretty.
00:13:14What up, hoes?
00:13:16Word.
00:13:22Wow.
00:13:23This is cool.
00:13:25You ain't seen nothing yet, little sister.
00:13:27You ready?
00:13:28I guess so.
00:13:30Good.
00:13:30Welcome to your new life.
00:13:37Have a good day.
00:14:02Come on, I've got something to show you.
00:14:26This way.
00:14:32They're here.
00:14:45You think she told her yet?
00:14:48Ten bucks doesn't know.
00:14:50Twenty.
00:14:51You're on.
00:15:02Ready?
00:15:03Come on.
00:15:04It's just you and the other girls?
00:15:17Mm-hmm.
00:15:18You're running the whole thing yourselves?
00:15:20Well, that's the best part of it.
00:15:22We answer to nobody but us.
00:15:24Sounds great.
00:15:25It is.
00:15:30Oh, my God.
00:15:31You don't like it?
00:15:33Are you kidding?
00:15:34I love it.
00:15:35You all live here?
00:15:37Well, saves on rent.
00:15:39Travels with us wherever we go.
00:15:41Home sweet home.
00:15:42You're home too now if you want it to be.
00:15:44Oh, my God.
00:15:45What have you got in here?
00:15:46Rocks?
00:15:47Just some school books.
00:15:48I thought I'd try and take one of those mail order courses, you know, to keep up.
00:15:54You always were the bookworm of the family, huh?
00:15:56Well, see what I can find out about schools around here.
00:15:59That's okay.
00:16:00I don't want to bother you.
00:16:01Hey.
00:16:02We're family.
00:16:03We belong together.
00:16:04You remember that.
00:16:06Now, the first thing we got to do is get you a new outfit.
00:16:15Oh, God.
00:16:16You got that bad?
00:16:19Just when Dad, when he drank.
00:16:26I knew I should have taken you with me when I left.
00:16:29But I couldn't.
00:16:30I mean, a lot of things happened, and I just...
00:16:32I couldn't.
00:16:33I'm sorry.
00:16:35It's okay.
00:16:37When I heard that the old bastard...
00:16:40When I heard that he was dead, I knew it was finally time for you to come here and live with us.
00:16:47I used to lie in bed at night, on the quiet nights anyway,
00:16:52and I would try to imagine where you were and what you were doing,
00:16:58but I just never imagined anything like this.
00:17:05Well, there's a lot more to come.
00:17:08So why don't you change and relax a bit, and just come on down when you're ready.
00:17:14I'm working the bar with Buzz tonight, and she's probably freaking right now, so...
00:17:19Les?
00:17:26What happened back there?
00:17:28How did you...
00:17:29Yeah.
00:17:30Um, you and I, we're gonna need to have a talk.
00:17:34You getting slow?
00:17:35You're getting noisy.
00:17:49So how is she?
00:17:50Tired.
00:17:51You know what I meant.
00:17:52I haven't told her yet.
00:17:53Oh, Leslie?
00:17:54I know.
00:17:55I know.
00:17:56I will.
00:17:57As soon as the time is right, I will.
00:17:58The time better be right soon.
00:17:59It's not that long till live on.
00:18:00Fine.
00:18:01Fine.
00:18:02Fine.
00:18:03Fine.
00:18:04Fine!
00:18:05Fine!
00:18:06Fine.
00:18:07Fine.
00:18:08Fine.
00:18:09Fine.
00:18:10Fine.
00:18:11Fine.
00:18:20Fine.
00:18:21Fine?
00:18:22Fine.
00:18:23Fine.
00:18:24Fine.
00:18:25All right.
00:18:26this is all yours it's not much but I call it home look um I just wanted you
00:18:40to know that I've never done this before this is running he takes care of things
00:18:52for me when I'm indisposed hi thank you Renny thank you Renny I hope you like champagne this is a
00:19:21very special vintage it's been in my cellar for centuries what I was saying before about I mean
00:19:31tonight that was the first time that I ever went to that street I know you do I could tell by the
00:19:41way you were standing there your boys elegance I knew you were different than all the rest
00:19:56I could tell that you were a lady
00:20:05and I knew that you would be mine
00:20:15so
00:20:20so
00:20:22so
00:20:27so
00:20:30so
00:20:32so
00:20:34so
00:20:36so
00:20:38Ashley, what are you crying for?
00:20:54Come over here, I'll give you something to cry about.
00:20:56Oh, my chest.
00:20:59Daddy?
00:21:00No, Daddy.
00:21:02Oh, God, no.
00:21:04Please, help me.
00:21:06No.
00:21:08No.
00:21:38No.
00:21:40No.
00:21:42No.
00:21:44No.
00:21:46No.
00:21:48No.
00:21:50No.
00:21:52No.
00:21:54No.
00:21:56No.
00:21:58No.
00:22:00No.
00:22:02No.
00:22:04No.
00:22:06No.
00:22:08No.
00:22:09you're 36 yo I moisturize yo bitch don't be disrespecting me don't call me a bitch
00:22:39you aren't really gonna waste one of my expensive silver bullets yeah right
00:23:04hey what do you want a bottle of water
00:23:08two bottles of water coming right up
00:23:12hey hi I saw you in line um with her oh yeah let's
00:23:22so um you two uh you know she's my sister sister good that's great
00:23:35this is my first rate
00:23:42yeah me too
00:23:46on the house
00:23:49boys and girls
00:23:52boys who are girls girls who are boys boys who do boys who do girls and everybody in between
00:23:59welcome to the longest night of the year that's right kids the winter solstice longest night of
00:24:06the year the sun went down at 4 39 and it's not gonna show its ugly face again until 7 38 tomorrow
00:24:12morning and until then the night is ours baby and we are gonna party
00:24:18bro i've just seen an angel right up there in heaven
00:24:25she's hot hot enough to make the dough ball rise
00:24:30later
00:24:31wanna dance
00:24:33have you seen the bats
00:24:36have you seen the bats
00:24:36they're right
00:24:39swine
00:24:42what's the action
00:24:47and a life or suction
00:24:48what's this thing drop to my face
00:24:52me
00:24:53ow
00:24:54ow
00:24:55excuse me
00:24:57what's that for you
00:24:59oh
00:25:00oh
00:25:00thank you
00:25:03pretty girl should dance
00:25:05No, thank you.
00:25:08Cisco doesn't take no for an answer.
00:25:13Woo!
00:25:15Yeah, baby, you move good.
00:25:18You mind if I cut in?
00:25:21Mind if I cut in?
00:25:24Check out Richie fucking Cuttingham.
00:25:27No, you may not cut in.
00:25:30You may fuck off.
00:25:33Maybe we should ask the lady.
00:25:38I don't like being touched.
00:25:40You're gonna hate this.
00:25:47Who sent you?
00:25:58Okay, everybody, let's just chill.
00:26:01Let's just keep things nice and smooth.
00:26:06Free shooters!
00:26:18I thought he might have been one of Jones' goons.
00:26:20He's too hot to be a goon.
00:26:24You take care of him, then.
00:26:26I was hoping she was gonna say that.
00:26:29Come on!
00:26:30I'll get you some ice.
00:26:31It's okay.
00:26:32I'll take care of you.
00:26:33You must be Leslie's little sister.
00:26:35Oh, I bet you're Marlene.
00:26:37Just lean.
00:26:38When my mama had me, she said, no, ma.
00:26:41After you get him fixed up, get him a beer.
00:26:47On me.
00:26:48Thanks.
00:26:50Domestic.
00:26:54Come on.
00:26:55Hey!
00:27:08What the fuck?
00:27:10Where are my fucking clothes?
00:27:12Relax.
00:27:14Stress is bad for the blood.
00:27:16What the fuck is this?
00:27:19This...
00:27:21This is where we put troublemakers.
00:27:27Should I be afraid?
00:27:30A man like you should always be afraid.
00:27:34Come on, jetzt.
00:27:35What the fuck?
00:27:37Uh...
00:27:40Ah!
00:27:43Ah!
00:27:44Oh.
00:27:47Mm.
00:27:49Um!
00:27:50What the fuck?
00:27:55Ah!
00:28:02Yeah!
00:28:03Oh boy, excuse me.
00:28:10Sorry.
00:28:12What?
00:28:13Sorry, for this.
00:28:16It wasn't your fault.
00:28:17Yes, it was.
00:28:19It's just that no guy's ever done that before.
00:28:24Done what?
00:28:25Stuck up for me.
00:28:29Then you've been hanging out with the wrong guys.
00:28:33You live around here?
00:28:37I'm just visiting my cousin.
00:28:39I live with my folks down here at Tiger's Corners.
00:28:44That's nice.
00:28:46Do you know where Tiger's Corners is?
00:28:50No.
00:28:54Oh, you're still bleeding.
00:28:55There's a first aid kit in the back.
00:28:57Don't go anywhere.
00:28:58No problem.
00:29:04Compliments of the management.
00:29:08Thanks.
00:29:09That was my sister you were talking to.
00:29:12Yeah, I know.
00:29:14You like her?
00:29:16Yeah, maybe, I guess.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:20But you heard her and there won't be enough napkins in the bar.
00:29:22Got it, Greenacres?
00:29:26Got it.
00:29:27These are some serious chicks.
00:29:36These are some serious chicks.
00:29:39Fuck!
00:29:40Let's go around.
00:29:41I'll be here, bro.
00:29:42Mix!
00:29:43You wanna do something that's okay?
00:29:44They'll be there.
00:29:45You gotta do something.
00:29:46No!
00:29:47You just need to catch them out here.
00:29:48Oh.
00:29:49You gotta be there.
00:29:50You're not even there.
00:29:51You're not even there.
00:29:52Don't go anywhere.
00:29:54Who's going anywhere?
00:29:55You're not even there.
00:29:57You're not even there.
00:29:59No!
00:30:01No!
00:30:02You're not even there.
00:30:04Are you ready, baby?
00:30:21Yeah.
00:30:21Do it.
00:30:22Let's do it.
00:30:23Okay?
00:30:24Do it.
00:30:25Okay.
00:30:26Let's do it.
00:30:27Do it.
00:30:28Okay.
00:30:29Let's do it.
00:30:30Don't go anywhere.
00:30:58No problem.
00:31:02Hey, what took you so long?
00:31:07Was it something I said?
00:31:28Good.
00:31:42A generation before us
00:31:46Just how to walk in the grind
00:31:49A generation before us
00:31:53Don't even have a broken heartache
00:31:56Leslie! Leslie! Leslie! Leslie!
00:32:03Hi. Hi.
00:32:06Having a good time?
00:32:07Yeah, great.
00:32:09Can I talk to you for a sec?
00:32:12You okay? You walked right past me.
00:32:15You looked like you'd seen a ghost or something.
00:32:17I love this song. Let's dance.
00:32:25Come on.
00:32:26I thought you wanted to dance.
00:32:29I guess I should introduce myself, huh?
00:32:31My name's Jim.
00:32:32Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:32:37Uh-oh.
00:32:38Weak bladder.
00:32:42Okay, you gotta tell me what's your name.
00:32:45Sorry, Ashley.
00:32:47Okay, that's a good sorry.
00:32:49Now, Ashley, you wanna tell me what's going on?
00:32:51You're not gonna believe me.
00:32:53I followed you into the toilet.
00:33:02Okay.
00:33:03In the back room.
00:33:05When I went to get the first aid kit,
00:33:06I-I told something very strange.
00:33:10Like Michael Jackson's strange?
00:33:13The girl working the door, Bridget,
00:33:16she had that guy, the one who hit you,
00:33:18in the back room.
00:33:19They were naked.
00:33:21So they were having sex?
00:33:23No.
00:33:25It wasn't like that.
00:33:27She bit him.
00:33:29Okay, so they're having rough sex.
00:33:31No.
00:33:32She bit him on the...
00:33:35Okay, so they're having really rough sex.
00:33:38How did you see all this?
00:33:41I was watching them through a vent in the door.
00:33:44And you think there's something strange about them?
00:33:47About her.
00:33:48When she opened her mouth,
00:33:49I could see...
00:33:50I could see she had fangs.
00:33:55Fangs?
00:33:56She didn't just bite him.
00:33:59She was...
00:34:00She was sucking his blood.
00:34:03So you're saying the girl at the door is, uh...
00:34:05Them...
00:34:08Liar.
00:34:11Man, they told me you city girls were weird,
00:34:14but they never told me you were crazy, too.
00:34:17You have to believe me.
00:34:18Come on.
00:34:19Let's just go in that room.
00:34:20There's a guy lying on the floor,
00:34:21and they're dead.
00:34:22What the fuck are you two looking at?
00:34:30One good thing about being raised on a fire,
00:34:32I mean, it'll bullshit when you smell it.
00:34:35Jim, I'm telling you the truth.
00:34:38Yeah.
00:34:38Have a good night.
00:34:39I hope to see you tomorrow.
00:34:41Hey, man.
00:34:42You want to give me a hand here?
00:34:43The doctor said no heavy lifting.
00:34:45Hey.
00:34:52This track is 11 minutes and 17 seconds.
00:35:00I think that's enough time.
00:35:04Oh, yeah.
00:35:05I'll be done way before the...
00:35:06Yo.
00:35:09Let's get busy, bitch.
00:35:13You digging my bling-bling?
00:35:14I'm more interested in your thing than your bling.
00:35:18Yo.
00:35:20Um, you got a lot of nice equipment.
00:35:23Oh.
00:35:24So do you.
00:35:28What's that one?
00:35:30It's a psychometer.
00:35:33Oh.
00:35:34What's it for?
00:35:35It measures and records the psychic energy in a room.
00:35:43What would you want to do that for?
00:35:46You ask a lot of questions for a guy who wants to get laid.
00:35:51I'll stop talking now.
00:36:00Hello?
00:36:03Fuck off.
00:36:04Looking for my cousin Jeff?
00:36:07That's Jim.
00:36:08I'm busy.
00:36:10Jeff, I thought you said your name was Doughboy.
00:36:12Yeah, I mean...
00:36:14Yo.
00:36:15That's my rap name, yo.
00:36:20Sorry to bother you.
00:36:22Give me the keys.
00:36:23Are you kidding me?
00:36:24Have you seen this place?
00:36:25It's wall-to-wall bitches, bro.
00:36:27Yeah, and they're all nuts.
00:36:29No offense.
00:36:30None taken.
00:36:32What are you talking about, dudes?
00:36:33What am I talking about?
00:36:37Her.
00:36:41Yo.
00:36:42The lesbian.
00:36:44She's not...
00:36:45Yeah, whatever.
00:36:46You know what she just told me?
00:36:49She said she saw that brunette work in the door,
00:36:51turn into a vampire,
00:36:53and bite some guy on the dick.
00:36:58Dog.
00:36:58Is it wrong?
00:36:59I think that's kind of hot.
00:37:02Give me the keys.
00:37:04How am I going to get home?
00:37:06Maybe you can get one of your bitches to give you a ride.
00:37:14Keep an eye on my wheels.
00:37:16I'll be right back.
00:37:17And I've been waiting in this line for a half an hour.
00:37:35Don't you know what this night air can do to a girl's coiffure?
00:37:38You're lucky it's not loaded.
00:37:42And may I remind you that I'm not one of these riffraff here,
00:37:45popping horse tranquilizers down their gullets,
00:37:48or snorting God knows what up their nose.
00:37:50I'm one of you.
00:37:52And how do you figure that, Anesta?
00:37:53You came to me, remember?
00:37:56I helped you find the place.
00:37:58I scored the equipment, the booze, the go-go dancers.
00:38:01The least you could do is show me the same respect
00:38:03you'd show any stranger on the street.
00:38:05Or should I tell these pathetic morons
00:38:08just what kind of party they're getting themselves into?
00:38:12And just what sort of party is that?
00:38:14Don't play dumb with me, Missy.
00:38:16I've seen things.
00:38:17I know what you are.
00:38:19Yes, it is.
00:38:21Sure.
00:38:22Yeah, don't let anybody else in until I get back.
00:38:25Uh, excuse me.
00:38:26Hello?
00:38:29When does Christine Aguilera want her pants back?
00:38:40So, guess you owe me 20 bucks.
00:38:43I was afraid this was going to happen.
00:38:46Where'd she go?
00:38:48Back room.
00:38:49Go get Leslie.
00:38:50Tell her we need the top.
00:39:22Alleluia.
00:39:52Alleluia.
00:39:59Lane.
00:40:03You're not trying to leave me, are you?
00:40:06No.
00:40:08I can't.
00:40:09Because that would hurt my feelings.
00:40:12And you don't want to hurt my feelings, do you?
00:40:16Please.
00:40:22I'm a very sensitive man, Lane, you know that.
00:40:26Hmm?
00:40:28Please.
00:40:29What?
00:40:31I want you.
00:40:35You want me?
00:40:37You want me to what? You want me to turn you?
00:40:40You want me to turn you?
00:40:42Is that what you want?
00:40:44Please.
00:40:49Okay.
00:40:51I'll turn you.
00:40:53But you have to do one little thing first.
00:40:57Please.
00:40:58Please.
00:41:00Please.
00:41:01Please.
00:41:02Please.
00:41:03Please.
00:41:04Please.
00:41:05Please.
00:41:06Please.
00:41:07Please.
00:41:08Please.
00:41:09Please.
00:41:10Please.
00:41:11Please.
00:41:12Please.
00:41:13Please.
00:41:18Leaving us so soon?
00:41:19Uh, yeah.
00:41:20Yes.
00:41:21I...
00:41:22This isn't gonna work out for me.
00:41:24I just feel it.
00:41:25I'm gonna go back, you know, home.
00:41:28Leslie told me things weren't so good for you back there.
00:41:31Why this doesn't change your heart?
00:41:34Leslie, she's been so good to me and everything.
00:41:37I just, I don't wanna be a bother.
00:41:40To...
00:41:42Her.
00:41:44Listen.
00:41:45Ashley, this isn't exactly my place to tell you this, but your sister and me and Roxy and Bridget and Buzz, we, we're different.
00:42:05Yeah?
00:42:06Yeah.
00:42:07Yeah.
00:42:08I was hoping that Leslie was gonna tell you this, but...
00:42:12We're not like normal girls.
00:42:15We...
00:42:16God, this is so hard every time, no matter how many times you do it.
00:42:22We're...
00:42:24Vampire!
00:42:33Why do I always fall for that?
00:42:35Oh, these things, you should be a fire.
00:42:39Oh!
00:42:40Vampire!
00:42:41Oh!
00:42:42Oh!
00:42:43Oh!
00:42:44Oh!
00:42:45Oh!
00:42:46Oh!
00:42:47Oh!
00:42:48Oh!
00:42:49Oh!
00:42:51Oh!
00:42:52Oh!
00:42:53Oh!
00:42:54Oh!
00:42:55Oh!
00:42:56Oh!
00:42:57Oh!
00:42:58Oh!
00:42:59Oh!
00:43:00Oh!
00:43:01Oh!
00:43:02Oh!
00:43:03Oh!
00:43:04Yo! Can you feel me? Make some noise!
00:43:08Yeah! All the homies say, yo! Yo! All the homies say, ho! Ho! Feel me!
00:43:14Yo, yo! What up, neighbors and party people? This is Doughboy!
00:43:18And I've been flying the plane for a while.
00:43:21So all you bitches light up for your wishes.
00:43:25Cause I'll be here to make them come true.
00:43:28Yo, can you feel me? Make some noise!
00:43:30Let's get this body started!
00:43:34Whoo! Whoo!
00:43:36It's cranky in here, baby.
00:43:38Just relax, Ashley.
00:43:40All we wanna do is talk to you.
00:43:42Explain the facts of life.
00:43:48Les, I gotta talk to you.
00:43:49Yeah, well, it's gonna have to wait. Have you seen Buzz? I am swamped back here.
00:43:56What's going on out there?
00:43:57That's what I've been trying to tell you.
00:43:59Please, I won't tell anyone. I won't ever tell anyone!
00:44:03Ashley, be careful.
00:44:04Just stay right around!
00:44:06Ashley!
00:44:07No!
00:44:08Grab her!
00:44:09Oh!
00:44:10Oh!
00:44:11Uh!
00:44:12Uh!
00:44:13Oh!
00:44:14Uh!
00:44:15Oh!
00:44:16Oh!
00:44:17Oh!
00:44:18Oh!
00:44:19Oh!
00:44:20Oh!
00:44:21Oh!
00:44:22Oh!
00:44:23Oh!
00:44:24Oh!
00:44:25Oh!
00:44:26Oh!
00:44:27Oh!
00:44:28Oh!
00:44:29I guess it's time we had that talk.
00:44:31Oh!
00:44:32Oh!
00:44:33Oh!
00:44:34Oh!
00:44:35Come on, Jimbo.
00:44:44Come to the big city.
00:44:48Come check out all the hot babes.
00:44:53Let's party.
00:45:05Oh, shit.
00:45:35Maybe all city girls aren't crazy.
00:45:59Nice evening.
00:46:05Yeah.
00:46:14All I want to do is talk to you.
00:46:16Please, I won't tell him.
00:46:18I won't tell him.
00:46:20Just let me come.
00:46:22Just relax, Ashley.
00:46:27Mary, just stay.
00:46:29Girl, where you going?
00:46:31Come on, don't you push us.
00:46:32Chris is calling you bad, baby.
00:46:34I'm cool.
00:46:35Go around for everybody.
00:46:36Pretty girl, she can.
00:46:37We've been hanging out with the wrong guys.
00:46:39Huh?
00:46:44Hey.
00:46:53Aw!
00:46:58Oh!
00:47:01Leslie?
00:47:02Leslie?
00:47:03Leslie?
00:47:04Leslie?
00:47:05Leslie! Leslie! Leslie! Leslie! Leslie! Leslie!
00:47:12Leslie!
00:47:13I've been going through some changes.
00:47:19You and I talk.
00:47:23Stop!
00:47:24Come on, Mama.
00:47:30No!
00:47:31It's okay. You're okay.
00:47:34No! No, don't touch me! You're one of them!
00:47:36Ashley, just a second. Just listen to me for a minute.
00:47:39No! Get away from me!
00:47:40I'd say it's going well.
00:47:42You're not my sister. You're not Leslie.
00:47:44Yes, I am. I'm the same person that you've always known.
00:47:48More or less.
00:47:49Depending on your point of view.
00:47:54You're a vampire!
00:47:56No. Not exactly.
00:47:58Not exactly? What is that supposed to mean?
00:48:00It means we're lower than vampires.
00:48:02We're like the white trash of vampires.
00:48:05They call us thralls.
00:48:07What's the difference? You still kill people.
00:48:09No, we don't. We just take enough blood to survive.
00:48:11And only from guys who seem like they have enough blood to spare.
00:48:14Not that they're complaining.
00:48:17They get off on it.
00:48:18They say it's better than sex.
00:48:24Well, they do.
00:48:25Yeah, until they turn into vampires.
00:48:28No, they don't.
00:48:29We can't turn people into vampires.
00:48:31And we can't fly, either.
00:48:33We can't do any of the fun stuff.
00:48:35But how? How did this happen to you?
00:48:41His name's Jones.
00:48:43Mmm, delicious.
00:48:52Another one, master?
00:48:53I don't think so, Renny.
00:48:56I'll be having dinner out tonight.
00:48:58And I...
00:49:00I don't want to ruin my appetite.
00:49:03Ladies.
00:49:04Are you all right?
00:49:17Better than all right.
00:49:19I think I just found our way out of this.
00:49:25What is that?
00:49:26It's called a book. You read them?
00:49:28Ha ha ha.
00:49:31Necromonican.
00:49:32It's Latin.
00:49:34It basically means Book of the Dead.
00:49:37You speak Latin?
00:49:39Vassar. Class 96.
00:49:41You're kidding, right?
00:49:42An old book is gonna get us out of here?
00:49:44Why don't you get a broom, a black cat, and a cauldron while you're at it?
00:49:47You got a better idea?
00:49:49I'm sorry, I don't believe in witchcraft.
00:49:51Do you believe in vampires?
00:49:54Here.
00:49:55Thralls.
00:49:57Living a half-life.
00:49:59Neither fully vampire nor fully human.
00:50:01Thralls are things to be pitied.
00:50:07But all is not hopeless for these mixed breed creatures.
00:50:11For on the winter solstice, the longest night of the year,
00:50:16the ritual of Belial can transform them
00:50:20into complete creatures of the undead.
00:50:23Which means...
00:50:26into vampires.
00:50:30Who's Belial?
00:50:31Who cares?
00:50:32But whoever he was, he left the ritual for us in this book.
00:50:36All we need to do is follow him.
00:50:38And Pinocchio becomes a real boy.
00:50:40And we can kick Jones' ass.
00:50:44I'm in.
00:50:46Me too.
00:50:54Okay, okay, but don't come crying to me when it doesn't work.
00:50:59So, we drew straws.
00:51:02Roxy got the short one.
00:51:03Roxy got the short one.
00:51:11Get in the car!
00:51:12And then we lost him.
00:51:17And we've been running from him ever since.
00:51:19Until tonight.
00:51:21We finish the ritual,
00:51:23and Jones won't be able to control us anymore.
00:51:25No one will.
00:51:28Look, if you hate me, I understand if you want to go.
00:51:30No.
00:51:32No, I...
00:51:34I don't...
00:51:35I don't hate you.
00:51:36I...
00:51:37I don't hate any of you.
00:51:39You caught me when I was falling.
00:51:41You saved my life.
00:51:43Any sister of Leslie's is a sister of ours.
00:51:47I hate to interrupt this very special episode of Touched by a Vampire,
00:51:51but we've got a fight going on out there.
00:51:56Hey, no, no, no.
00:51:57You're not going anywhere.
00:51:58What?
00:51:59It took this long for us to get together again.
00:52:01I'm not going to lose you to some gangbanger with bad aim.
00:52:05I'll come and get you when it's over.
00:52:07I promise.
00:52:09Be careful.
00:52:11We've got the home team advantage.
00:52:18Yeah, like I'm going to miss all the fun?
00:52:27Shit.
00:52:29Did your mother ever tell you not to hit girls?
00:52:30Oh!
00:52:31Oh!
00:52:32Oh!
00:52:33Oh!
00:52:34Oh!
00:52:35Oh!
00:52:36Oh!
00:52:37Oh!
00:52:38Oh!
00:52:39Oh!
00:52:42Oh!
00:52:43Oh!
00:52:44Oh!
00:52:45Oh!
00:52:46Oh!
00:52:47Oh!
00:52:48Oh!
00:52:49Oh!
00:52:50Oh!
00:52:51Oh!
00:52:52Whoa, Elvis.
00:52:57No butting in.
00:52:58I'm on the list, Precious.
00:53:00Honey, I don't care if you're on Schindler's list.
00:53:02The back of the line's that way.
00:53:04Really?
00:53:05Really.
00:53:10Oh, my God!
00:53:11No!
00:53:14Oh, my God, what's happening?
00:53:16Oh, no!
00:53:17I guess you'll need a ride home.
00:53:22Great.
00:53:52The fight helped.
00:53:57Another 10 should do it.
00:53:59I'll let him 15.
00:54:00We need all the psychic energy we can get.
00:54:07Do either of you guys want one of these?
00:54:09Ugh.
00:54:11Nah.
00:54:13I've already got some junk food.
00:54:16It's your lucky day, boys.
00:54:21You're going home full.
00:54:25Do you really think this is gonna work?
00:54:28It has to.
00:54:3220 minutes.
00:54:35Give me the book.
00:54:36I don't have the book. I thought you had it.
00:54:37I gave it to you.
00:54:38Uh, hello, I've been a little busy summoning up the forces of darkness.
00:54:42Do I have to do everything myself?
00:54:4920 minutes.
00:54:51Now, where was I?
00:54:55Hmm.
00:54:56Sigh.
00:55:01Yo.
00:55:02Mm-hmm.
00:55:25Lyle.
00:55:32The ritual of Belial.
00:55:36Enough. No more flies, no more spiders.
00:55:39Finally, a real human of my own.
00:56:02Yeah, baby. That's it. That's right.
00:56:15You are the best bitch ever.
00:56:20And you sure know the right words to say.
00:56:32Fuck!
00:56:42Power.
00:56:45Invoc...
00:56:49Invocation...
00:56:50Of the...
00:56:53Demon...
00:56:59Enslave...
00:57:01Enslavement.
00:57:11Am I ever see any of you guys around here again?
00:57:17Oh, shit.
00:57:18Coming!
00:57:28Hello, Roxy. Miss me?
00:57:44What happened to the music?
00:57:45Guys, we've got a...
00:57:50Oh, God.
00:57:51Hardly.
00:57:53Uh, everyone just...
00:57:55Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that this party is now over.
00:57:59What's going on?
00:58:00What's going on?
00:58:09Come on!
00:58:11Come on!
00:58:12Yes, would you kindly leave through the exit doors in a calm and orderly fashion?
00:58:16Hey!
00:58:18Who died and left you, kid?
00:58:19Yeah, yeah.
00:58:20Yeah, yeah.
00:58:24You did.
00:58:26Oh!
00:58:30Oh, my God!
00:58:32Oh, my God!
00:58:34Oh, my God!
00:58:36Oh, my God!
00:58:38Freeze, bloodsucker!
00:58:39Buzz!
00:58:41Buzz!
00:58:42How good to see you.
00:58:44Maybe you can tell the feeling's not mutual.
00:58:46I have to admit I'm a little disappointed.
00:58:48After all the time we spent together, do you think you can kill me with a bullet?
00:58:52Yeah?
00:58:53What about a silver bullet, asshole?
00:58:56That's right.
00:58:57Now drop the stake before I pull a Lone Ranger on your ass!
00:59:06Okay.
00:59:10Good work, Buzz.
00:59:12I'll take it from here.
00:59:15Got any more guns around?
00:59:16No.
00:59:17Good.
00:59:19Oh, no!
00:59:20No!
00:59:30Layton, what are you doing?
00:59:32Surviving.
00:59:34Right, Jonesy?
00:59:35Jonesy.
00:59:39Now, for the last time, everybody out!
00:59:50You know what we did?
00:59:51No!
00:59:52No, no, no!
00:59:53No!
00:59:54No!
00:59:55Oh, man!
00:59:57No!
00:59:58No!
00:59:59No!
01:00:01No!
01:00:02No!
01:00:04No!
01:00:06No!
01:00:08Stop playing!
01:00:10No!
01:00:12Stop playing!
01:00:13No!
01:00:14No!
01:00:15No!
01:00:16No!
01:00:47I got nothing against you. I'm just not gay, all right?
01:01:05One time at summer camp, that was just...
01:01:07I want your vlog.
01:01:11You should be dead.
01:01:13Yeah.
01:01:14No. Well, I was, but the Master needed me, so...
01:01:19Who's the Master?
01:01:23That guy.
01:01:26You're one of them.
01:01:28No, not yet, no.
01:01:32I gotta go find Ashley.
01:01:35No, wait, come back!
01:01:37You're mine! The Master said I could have you!
01:01:38No!
01:01:52Fine.
01:01:53You're not gonna give it to me?
01:01:55Then I'm just gonna take it.
01:01:56Oh, crap!
01:02:10This is so beautiful.
01:02:31Have we prepared for the rest of the ritual?
01:02:32Roxy, insolence is not an attractive quality in a woman.
01:02:39Now, are we ready or aren't we?
01:02:42No.
01:02:43I can't look at you.
01:02:44No, no.
01:02:45No.
01:02:45No, no.
01:02:45No.
01:02:46No.
01:02:47No.
01:02:48No.
01:02:48No.
01:02:50No.
01:02:51No.
01:02:56No.
01:02:56No.
01:02:57Oh, my God.
01:03:27How can you do this, Lene?
01:03:46It's really pretty simple.
01:03:48I was tired of being a slave.
01:03:52I'll tell you.
01:03:53First, you have to do one little thing for me.
01:04:00Just one.
01:04:03Anything.
01:04:04But the ritual.
01:04:15We could have been full vampires.
01:04:17We could have had power.
01:04:19Do you really think that's what this is all about?
01:04:21Girls.
01:04:22Girls.
01:04:23Girls.
01:04:24Hasn't it occurred to you that this has all been just a little easy?
01:04:29Hmm?
01:04:30I didn't think about it.
01:04:32Finding the book.
01:04:34Escaping from the house.
01:04:37Planning the biggest party of the year.
01:04:41And where, pray tell, do you think all this money came from?
01:04:45Hmm?
01:04:46You said that Texas oil guy you bit gave it to you.
01:04:49Hey, Virginia.
01:04:50There ain't no Santa Claus.
01:04:56It's almost time.
01:04:58Where's the book?
01:04:59I'll go get it.
01:05:01Roxy left at the back with Leslie's little sister.
01:05:07Little sister?
01:05:08Mm-hmm.
01:05:10Well.
01:05:12Allow me.
01:05:13No.
01:05:14Leave her alone, Jones!
01:05:17Relax, Leslie.
01:05:19Everybody's got to have their first.
01:05:29Oh, my God.
01:05:32Leslie?
01:05:34Uh, Leslie's a little busy right now.
01:05:38She sent me to get you.
01:05:39Who are you?
01:05:40The name is Jones.
01:05:43Mr. Jones.
01:05:45A friend of the family.
01:05:50What's taking so long up there?
01:05:54Screw you, Lean.
01:05:58Relax, Leslie.
01:06:00You know, Jones.
01:06:02I'm sure he'll be gentle.
01:06:04What do you get out of all this?
01:06:06Me?
01:06:08He's promised to turn me.
01:06:10I'll be a full vampire.
01:06:13His bride.
01:06:15And rule by side for eternity.
01:06:17And you bought that!
01:06:19This is bullshit.
01:06:21There's only one of her and three of us.
01:06:23Which gives me two bullets left!
01:06:25God!
01:06:40Oh!
01:06:44You are really quite beautiful, isn't it?
01:07:02I think you're even prettier than your sister.
01:07:05No, she's pretty.
01:07:08And shy, too.
01:07:10That is so nice.
01:07:11Young women that are modest these days are so rare.
01:07:16Where's Leslie?
01:07:18Well, she can take care of herself.
01:07:21But I think sometimes you need a little help, don't you?
01:07:26No.
01:07:27Yes.
01:07:29Yes, you do.
01:07:31I can see that.
01:07:33I can see into those big blue eyes.
01:07:37There's just a little girl in there,
01:07:39waiting for Daddy to come home and make everything better.
01:07:45No.
01:07:46But Daddy wasn't very nice, was he?
01:07:50He was angry.
01:07:54And something else, too.
01:07:56Stop it.
01:07:56But you promised you would never tell.
01:08:01And you never have.
01:08:02Not a soul.
01:08:04All these years.
01:08:07Such a good little girl.
01:08:09So brave.
01:08:12But you don't have to worry anymore.
01:08:15I'll take care of you.
01:08:18You'll be safe with me.
01:08:19You can be my little girl now.
01:08:24My little girl.
01:08:29My little girl.
01:08:32Forever.
01:08:36I don't need another, Daddy.
01:08:38One was enough.
01:08:39Thanks.
01:08:39That was a mistake.
01:08:44I came to rescue you.
01:09:00Come on.
01:09:01What the fuck?
01:09:02Come on.
01:09:06Wait.
01:09:06You've got to be kidding me.
01:09:07We're going to get out of here.
01:09:08We lied to them.
01:09:09We have to stop her.
01:09:11Okay, what about that vampire asshole?
01:09:12That's Mr. Vampire asshole to you.
01:09:29Ashley, get out of here!
01:09:31Let's listen to your sister, Ashley!
01:09:33Give me the book.
01:09:36Screw you.
01:09:37Let them live where this thing is charcoal.
01:09:39Let's get out of here, Ash!
01:09:41You have no idea what you're messing with, little sister.
01:09:44I know what the ritual of Belial really is.
01:09:52She told you it would turn you into vampires, right?
01:09:55Well, it won't.
01:09:55That's not what the ritual is for.
01:09:57Lean lied to you!
01:10:00You mean you didn't even go to Vassar?
01:10:03Belial is an incredibly powerful demon.
01:10:06End of the world stuff.
01:10:07Whoever resurrects it controls it.
01:10:09That's what Jones is trying to do.
01:10:11But it has to happen tonight.
01:10:12The winter solstice or else.
01:10:16No!
01:10:16Ashley!
01:10:24Am I bugging you?
01:10:25Don't do this to me.
01:10:36Not now.
01:10:37Come on!
01:10:39Sorry.
01:10:41I guess I got on the way out.
01:10:42Your book, Master.
01:10:54Oh, very good.
01:10:55Very good.
01:10:55Very good.
01:10:56Very good.
01:10:56Very good.
01:10:56Very good.
01:10:56Very good.
01:11:00Almost midnight.
01:11:03It's demon time.
01:11:04All right.
01:11:07Oh, that's the kid.
01:11:09I'm so sorry.
01:11:17Hey!
01:11:22Hey!
01:11:23Hey!
01:11:27Hey!
01:11:28Hey!
01:11:29Hey!
01:11:29Come on, Ashley, please.
01:11:34Oh my gosh.
01:11:35Ashley, please.
01:11:36Can't you do something?
01:11:39Like what?
01:11:40I'd keep her alive?
01:11:43No.
01:11:44No.
01:11:45No.
01:11:46No.
01:11:47No.
01:11:48No.
01:11:49No.
01:11:50No.
01:11:51No.
01:11:52No.
01:11:53No.
01:11:54No.
01:11:55No.
01:11:56No.
01:11:57No.
01:11:58No.
01:11:59No.
01:12:00How are we supposed to do that?
01:12:02I don't...vamporize her.
01:12:05We're not full vampires.
01:12:06We're just thralls.
01:12:07We can't turn somebody into a full vampire.
01:12:10Well, how do you know if you've never tried?
01:12:13Jones told us that...
01:12:14Oh, yeah.
01:12:15He's been real honest so far.
01:12:18When's the last time you listened to a man?
01:12:22Oh, Belial.
01:12:23Oh, Belial.
01:12:24Avraim Belial.
01:12:25Teven honor Belial.
01:12:26Yes.
01:12:27Sacrifico Hayek.
01:12:28Yes.
01:12:29Yes.
01:12:30Yes.
01:12:31Yes.
01:12:32Yes.
01:12:33No.
01:12:34I can't.
01:12:35I can't do that to my sister.
01:12:36I can't make her one of us.
01:12:37She's gonna die.
01:12:38What do you have to lose?
01:12:40What do you have to lose?
01:12:41What?
01:12:42What?
01:12:43I'm sorry.
01:12:44I will have to find you for the last time.
01:12:45I will have to find you for the last time.
01:12:46No, I can't.
01:12:47I can't do that to my sister.
01:12:48I can't make her one of us.
01:12:49She's gonna die.
01:12:50She'll have to die.
01:12:51What do you have to lose?
01:12:52I will have to carry on my own.
01:12:54What?
01:12:55What?
01:12:57Oh, Belial.
01:12:58It is contest to us
01:13:02Service
01:13:17Here honey, you have to drink this swallow it, please
01:13:28You will learn yours
01:13:30Super-mascular
01:13:32...
01:13:34...
01:13:40...
01:13:42...
01:13:44...
01:13:46...
01:13:50...
01:13:52Yes.
01:13:54Yes, come to me
01:13:56Come to me!
01:13:58Come to me, Bilal!
01:14:08Yes.
01:14:10Yes, come to me!
01:14:13Come to me!
01:14:17Do my bidding!
01:14:26Is it working?
01:14:28I don't know.
01:14:32Bridget, we're half vampires, right?
01:14:34So maybe it takes two of us to make a full one.
01:14:50No.
01:14:56No!
01:14:58No!
01:15:00No!
01:15:02More power!
01:15:04More power!
01:15:06No!
01:15:10No!
01:15:12No!
01:15:14No!
01:15:16No!
01:15:18No!
01:15:20No!
01:15:22No!
01:15:24More power!
01:15:26Yes!
01:15:28Holy shit!
01:15:46Yes!
01:15:48Yes, come to me!
01:15:50Yes!
01:15:54More power!
01:15:56Give me more power!
01:16:06Yes!
01:16:07Yes!
01:16:08Yes!
01:16:10No! No! No!
01:16:40No! No! No! Come back! No!
01:16:56Come back! Come back! No!
01:17:00No! No!
01:17:02No! No!
01:17:09No! No!
01:17:29No. Ashley.
01:17:32Jonesy? Honey? You see, what happened with Joxie, she had to stay.
01:17:42Stay away.
01:17:44Jonesy, it wasn't my fault. You can't leave me here alone.
01:17:49You're right. Ready?
01:17:54Yes, Master.
01:17:57She's all yours.
01:17:59No. No.
01:18:01No. You said we would be together forever.
01:18:04You said we would rule side by side for eternity.
01:18:08People change.
01:18:15Get away from me, you freak!
01:18:21You freak?
01:18:35And now I have some unfinished business to take care of.
01:18:40Leave him alone. Take me.
01:18:42I don't eat corn-fed meat.
01:18:52Oh, Miss Lee, you have no idea how much I've been looking forward to this.
01:18:57You're gonna be my first.
01:18:59You're not in this life. You don't.
01:19:00What have you done?
01:19:10What have you done?
01:19:27Oh, rats.
01:19:30Men.
01:19:38You two are coming home with me.
01:19:40And what I'm gonna do to you is nothing compared to what I'm gonna do to your...
01:19:47Where's your sister?
01:19:52Hey, Jones!
01:19:56Looking for a good time?
01:20:00Thrall's can't fly.
01:20:01She's not a Thrall. She's a vampire.
01:20:03She's not a Thrall. She's a vampire.
01:20:04I'm a vampire.
01:20:05Run.
01:20:07Run!
01:20:11Ah!
01:20:12Ah!
01:20:14Ah!
01:20:15Ah!
01:20:17Ah!
01:20:18Ah!
01:20:20Ah!
01:20:21Ah!
01:20:23Ah!
01:20:24Come on!
01:20:40Come on!
01:20:54Welcome to the family, little sister.
01:21:18No!
01:21:24Ah!
01:21:34Ah!
01:21:40Ah!
01:21:44Ah!
01:21:48Ah!
01:21:54Ah!
01:22:04Hey, Jones!
01:22:06You wanted me once before.
01:22:08Leave them alone.
01:22:10Let them live, and you can have meat.
01:22:12Come on, Jones.
01:22:14You've already tasted them.
01:22:16You want some fresh meat?
01:22:18Ah!
01:22:24Ah!
01:22:26Ah!
01:22:28Ah!
01:22:30Ah!
01:22:32Ah!
01:22:34Ah!
01:22:36Ah!
01:22:38Ah!
01:22:40Sayonara, Batman!
01:22:42Ah!
01:22:43Ah!
01:22:44Ah!
01:22:45Ah!
01:22:46Ah!
01:22:47Ah!
01:22:48Ah!
01:22:49Ah!
01:22:50Ah!
01:22:52Ah!
01:22:54You made me a vampire.
01:22:55What are sisters for?
01:22:56Somebody please tell me what the hell just happened.
01:22:58Ah!
01:22:59Ah!
01:23:00Ah!
01:23:01Ah!
01:23:02Ah!
01:23:03Ah!
01:23:04Ah!
01:23:06Hi!
01:23:07Can we talk about this?
01:23:08But first, can...
01:23:09One of you, please...
01:23:11Take...
01:23:12this sword out of my body?
01:23:16Ah!
01:23:17Anybody.
01:23:34So much.
01:23:36Don't mention it.
01:23:38You know, I think this whole party thing is a great idea of yours.
01:23:42I mean, I really, really do.
01:23:44Wow.
01:23:45So, since I put in the seed money,
01:23:47maybe we can come up with some sort of mutually beneficial agreement?
01:23:51Yeah? Like what?
01:23:53Well, I want to be fair.
01:23:54Let's say, um...
01:23:5780-20?
01:23:5880% going to me?
01:24:05Okay.
01:24:07Um...
01:24:0970-30?
01:24:1160-40?
01:24:13How about a nice even split?
01:24:15Five ways.
01:24:18Uh-oh.
01:24:20So, what do we do now?
01:24:37I don't know. I kind of liked running a nightclub.
01:24:39Yeah. Maybe we should find another place.
01:24:42Maybe. A bunch of other places. We could have a chain.
01:24:45We could call it thralls.
01:24:47Yeah, and serve Bloody Marys.
01:24:49And Bloody Eddies, and Bloody Richards.
01:25:00The sun's coming up.
01:25:02I guess you gotta go, huh?
01:25:04Yeah.
01:25:06Um...
01:25:08Thanks.
01:25:09For everything.
01:25:15It's good to know all men aren't bloodsuckers.
01:25:19Well, not far.
01:25:21But...
01:25:22Looks like you can handle yourself pretty well now.
01:25:25Hey.
01:25:28Why don't you come with us?
01:25:30We could use an extra hand running the business.
01:25:33Especially somebody who could work the daylight shift.
01:25:41Nah, I don't think so. It's a girl thing.
01:25:44It's a girl thing.
01:25:58Come on, Ashley! Real women don't tan!
01:26:01Well...
01:26:09Maybe it is time I get in touch with my feminine side.
01:26:22So, this whole vampire thing.
01:26:25What's it like?
01:26:26Not bad, once you get used to it.
01:26:28You're not gonna bite me or anything, are you?
01:26:30Not unless you want me to.
01:26:31Let me get back to you on that.
01:26:32Let me get back to you on that.
01:26:45Yo.
01:26:48Zimboy?
01:26:50Aw, doggy's got my keys.
01:27:00Hey!
01:27:01Don't you see me here?
01:27:03Hey!
01:27:04Hey!
01:27:05Watch it!
01:27:06Huh?
01:27:07Oh.
01:27:08Laugh it up, fun boy.
01:27:09Ha-ha!
01:27:10Ha-ha!
01:27:11Ha-ha!
01:27:12There!
01:27:13See?
01:27:14See that?
01:27:15Hmm?
01:27:16I'm gonna be a whole person very soon, and you're gonna be very, very dead.
01:27:23Asswipe.
01:27:24Asswipe.
01:27:25Gonna be down soon, bro.
01:27:26This isn't fair.
01:27:27Hey, come on, come on.
01:27:28I scratch your back, you scratch mine.
01:27:29What do you say?
01:27:30What do you say?
01:27:31I'm gonna be a whole person very soon, and you're gonna be very, very dead.
01:27:38Asswipe.
01:27:39Gonna be down soon, bro.
01:27:40This isn't fair.
01:27:41Hey, come on, come on.
01:27:43I scratch your back, you scratch mine.
01:27:44What do you say?
01:27:45I can give you money.
01:27:46I can give you power.
01:27:47Hmm?
01:27:48Can you get me some bitches?
01:27:49Yo.
01:27:50Hey, come on, come on.
01:27:52I scratch your back, you scratch mine.
01:27:54What do you say?
01:27:56I can give you money.
01:27:58I can give you power.
01:28:00Hmm?
01:28:04Can you give me some bitches?
01:28:10Yo.
01:28:20Boom!
01:28:24Boom!
01:28:26Boom!
01:28:28Boom!
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