Chicago Sons NBC Split Screen Credits

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00:00Don't worry.

00:01Thursday night on Friends.

00:04It's a Tom Selleck bash.

00:06Thursday night on Friends.

00:09He shaved off his mustache.

00:11Tom Selleck is back on an all-new Friends tomorrow night on NBC.

00:15We are thrilled that you're joining the cast of Chicago Suns,

00:17but if you're gonna be one of us, you have to learn to cold check smack.

00:20Observe.

00:21See, now my response would be...

00:23Ow!

00:24I'm not comfortable with that.

00:26No, no, it's TV. He doesn't even feel it.

00:28Ow.

00:29He's...

00:30Oh, yeah.

00:31Go ahead, give it a try.

00:33We are thrilled that you're joining the cast of Chicago Suns,

00:35but if you're gonna be one of us, you have to learn to cold check smack.

00:38Observe.

00:39See, now my response would be...

00:41Ow!

00:42I'm not comfortable with that.

00:43No, no, it's TV. He doesn't even feel it.

00:45Ow.

00:46He's talented.

00:47Oh, yeah. Go ahead, give it a try.

00:49Ow.

00:50Ow.

00:51Scotty Pippen on an all-new Chicago Suns next Wednesday on NBC.

00:54You know, you have an enormous hand.

00:56The major decision. What will they do?

00:59You know, enough of this teasing.

01:01The people have a right to know.

01:03Here's what's gonna happen, hey?

01:04Ross, get your hands off me.

01:05I'm just gonna...

01:06We're experiencing technical difficulties.

01:09Please stand by.

01:10Oh!

01:11Uh...

01:12To find out what's going to happen between Ross and Rachel,

01:14be sure to watch Friends tomorrow on NBC.

01:17What the fuck is coming between them?

01:22Rachel!

01:23Will Ross and Rachel decide to break up?

01:26It's always been you, Rach.

01:28I know how it ends.

01:30I know how it ends.

01:31Cause NBC told me.

01:33Ross and Rachel will soon drop the zone.

01:38Great. Give it all away, Bob.

01:39Now no one's gonna want to watch an all-new Friends tomorrow night on NBC.

01:43The Man Behaving Battlestar got her big break in a dial soap commercial.

01:46You've got your dial.

01:47Was it Ron Heldard, Rob Schneider, or Justine Bateman?

01:50Oh, was it Ron Heldard?

01:53Plug in, fellas.

01:54Her big break.

01:55Oh, Rob Schneider.

01:56No! Wake up and smell yourself!

01:57It's Justine Bateman!

01:58Woo!

01:59Rob's got dark hair.

02:01Excuse me.

02:02Pinheads!

02:03Watch Justine on Man Behaving Battlestar tonight on NBC.

02:06She's no Rob Schneider.

02:07It's a start.

02:08Funny stuff.

02:09Funny stuff.

02:10There's George Wynn.

02:11He's the boss.

02:12More funny stuff.

02:13Tons of laughs.

02:14Also funny, but weird.

02:15Hilarious.

02:16Funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny.

02:18There's Holland Taylor.

02:19Funny.

02:20There's Taya naked.

02:21Taya naked!

02:22Good scene.

02:23Now she's on the phone, and the end.

02:26The Naked Truth at Regular Speed premieres tomorrow right after Seinfeld on NBC.

02:30First of all, the Capulets, you guys are gonna be over there on defense.

02:34And you other guys, you're gonna be over here on offense.

02:36I get this so screwed up.

02:39Coach Dicker, take two.

02:41You should run left.

02:42It's their weak side.

02:45That's good.

02:46You stumped me.

02:48Coach Mike Dicker is back on an all new Third Rock Sunday after the football game on NBC.

02:54Third Rock moment.

02:55First of all, the Capulets, you guys are gonna be over there on defense.

02:59And you other guys, you're gonna be over here on offense.

03:02I get this so screwed up.

03:04Coach Dicker, take two.

03:06You should run left.

03:07It's their weak side.

03:10That's good.

03:11You stumped me.

03:13Coach Mike Dicker is back on an all new Third Rock Sunday after the football game on NBC.

03:18Chicago Suns, but if you're gonna be one of us, you have to learn the cold check smack.

03:21Observe.

03:22See, now my response would be...

03:24Ow!

03:25I'm not comfortable with that.

03:26No, no, his TV doesn't even feel it.

03:28Ow!

03:29He's talented.

03:30Go ahead, give it a try.

03:32Ow!

03:33Ow!

03:34Scotty Pippen on an all new Chicago Suns next Wednesday on NBC.

03:37You know, you have an enormous hand.

03:39You know, you have an enormous hand.

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