00:00I like this.
00:01This has been a presentation of ABC News.
00:05More Americans get their news from ABC News
00:07than from any other source.
00:17And up next, smoke pours from the windows of a center city Philadelphia high-rise
00:21and a new look at the damage on board the USS Cole.
00:25That's next.
00:30This Wednesday...
00:31Welcome to Stuckyball, sir!
00:33The TV Guide has called Ed the season's best new series.
00:37Now it's moving to Wednesday at 8, 7 central,
00:40television's most honored night.
00:41Nothing like surrounding yourself with the best and the brightest.
00:44And the best is yet to come.
00:45The world's first bowling alley look.
00:48Ed, Emmy-winning West Wing, Emmy-winning Law & Order.
00:51Three great shows, one night, one network.
00:54I love it when it all comes together.
00:56Starting this Wednesday at 8, 7 central on NBC.
01:00This week on The Tonight Show,
01:02J-Welcome scheduled guests Jim Carrey,
01:04Ben Affleck, Calista Flockhart,
01:06Ellen DeGeneres, and Rodney Dangerfield.
01:09Plus, the music of Everlast,
01:10Dwight Yoakam, and Hootie and the Blowfish.
01:13Your local news is next.
01:15Will there be more recounts?
01:17The Tallahassee trial wraps up after a marathon session.
01:20Plus, Jesse Jackson protests Seminole County absentee ballots.
01:24We have live team coverage.
01:25And a frustrating day for Endeavor astronauts and NASA.
01:30I'm Marco Sanchez, and surrounding me are not snakes, but fish.
01:34The legendary moray eel.
01:36Once considered sacred, early Egyptians believed morays to be mystical.
01:40And ancient Romans even sacrificed slaves to them.
01:43Long a nightmare to divers,
01:44we know now that the morays gave a big smile to be a necessary breathing technique.
01:48Though common throughout all oceans,
01:50morays are rarely seen outside their caves,
01:52emerging only at night to feed on their favorite foods,
01:55lobster and octopus.
01:56See you in the next adventure of SeaQuest.
02:09For a transcript of tonight's broadcast,
02:11or to purchase a video segment,
02:13call 1-800-420-2626.
02:17Yeah!
02:17Wait for it.
02:20Oh, God!
02:21Oh, God!
02:31Next, she's looking for truth.
02:33You've got the wrong guy, Richie.
02:34You just said he confessed.
02:35This is something we both know you did.
02:37She's fighting for justice.
02:38You're setting me up, Kathleen.
02:40And she'll never...
02:41I'm making a mistake here.
02:42It's an all-new episode of The District.
02:44CBS.
02:45Next.
02:45The jewels, the gowns, the boots.
02:48I'm ready for the Academy of Country Music Awards.
02:51Country's night to shine.
02:52Join the biggest names in country music.
02:54Brooks and Dunn,
02:54Trisha Yearwood,
02:55Tim McGraw,
02:56Martina McBride,
02:57special bluettes by Hank Williams Jr.
02:59And Kid Rock.
03:00Join me, Riva McIntyre,
03:01live from Hollywood.
03:03The Academy of Country Music Awards,
03:04CBS Wednesday.
03:06Now, Third Rock's French steward remembers the 70s.
03:09My sister always needed...
03:12She had these tight sort of bell-bottom pants
03:15that she needed help zipping up,
03:17so we would get pliers to get a grip on them
03:20and zip them up that way.
03:22NBC presents an original motion picture.
03:25It was the decade that changed everything
03:27except their friendship.
03:31The 70s, featuring an amazing soundtrack,
03:34coming Sunday, April 30th to NBC.
03:36This week on The Tonight Show,
03:39J-Welcome scheduled guests Kirsten Dunst,
03:41John McEnroe,
03:42John Travolta,
03:44Noah Wiley,
03:44Claudia Schiffer,
03:45and Terry Bradshaw.
03:47Plus, the music of NSYNC and the Goo Goo Dolls.
03:49Your local news is next.
03:51Straight ahead on Lady News 10.
03:53Some say they can't hear themselves think
03:55with all the jet noise,
03:56so officials thought up a new idea.
03:58We'll tell you all about it.
04:00Plus, your back-to-work forecast,
04:02coming up next.
04:06Folk.
04:07I think I might be pregnant.
04:09What?
04:09The media frenzy is building
04:11as millions want to know
04:12about the alien baby.
04:14If people are vultures,
04:15how the hell can we live like this?
04:17I'm seduced by the big giant head.
04:19I'm a rocket man, you know.
04:21Can I help you jettison your pants?
04:23Will the alien baby tear a family apart?
04:26The alien baby is coming to Third Rock
04:28this fall on NBC.
04:29Broadway's biggest stars shine on the Tony.
05:00See live performances from Annie Get Your Gun,
05:03Charlie Brown, Peter Pan, and Footloose.
05:05Join your favorite stars for the Tony Awards,
05:09live from New York, CBS Sunday.
05:12Tonight on The Late Show,
05:14don't miss Nathan Lane, Culture Club,
05:16a tasty top ten, and a whole lot more.
05:19First, your local news.
05:21And straight ahead, Perry March packs his bags,
05:24leaves the country.
05:25And is the rain over for a while?
05:27Well, Ron will have the full forecast.
05:29One of the mysteries of the Kennedy assassination
05:31has been solved,
05:32and the president of Feed the Children
05:34makes major changes at the charity
05:36because of a News Channel 5 investigation.
05:38The news is now.
05:39With the problems that we...
05:41March life in Malibu crumbled.
05:42Now he's in for a big dose of reality
05:44from his family in Philly.
05:45I'm just going to watch the real world or something.
05:48He thinks we had cable.
05:50If you want to watch the real world,
05:51you're going to have to look out the window, boy.
05:53The Big House premieres April 2nd,
05:54part of TGIF on ABC.
05:55At the end of my shower, the water got all cold.
05:57You might want to get that checked out.
06:00Oh, lady.
06:01New York Giants quarterback Jesse Palmer is the new Bachelor,
06:05and he's making a play for these 25 ladies.
06:07But this time,
06:09it's a whole new game
06:11because one of them is his spy.
06:13One girl will tell the Bachelor everything.
06:16The Bachelor two-hour premiere,
06:19Wednesday, April 7th on ABC.
06:26This Sunday, you are cordially invited
06:28to an Easter celebration.
06:30Fox style.
06:31Who's out there?
06:32Your worst nightmare.
06:35Okay, your worst nightmare.
06:38It's a special holiday presentation
06:40of Greg the Bunny
06:41after an all-new Simpsons.
06:43And next Wednesday,
06:44be there for another all-new episode.
06:46Look at this place.
06:47It's a mess.
06:48Well, perhaps you'd like to slip into
06:49a French maid's outfit
06:50and tidy up a bit.
06:51Catch all new episodes
06:53of Greg the Bunny
06:54this Sunday and next Wednesday
06:55on Fox.
06:58Next week
06:59on Party of Five.
07:01Who cares if it's not
07:02the best sex every time?
07:05Even if it's,
07:06you know,
07:07the worst.
07:08I'm gonna have to write
07:08a third of a chapter a day.
07:10Oh, is there gonna be a movie deal?
07:11Not till I'm finished.
07:13This is for Claudia.
07:14If I had it
07:15in my power
07:17I've never had
07:19any real plans
07:20for my future
07:20that you weren't in.
07:22So, basically,
07:23I've been
07:23lost.
07:25Try not to feel so lost
07:26because I'm still here.
07:29On ABC.
07:32Thursdays this fall.
07:33We're supposed to be
07:34these alpha males
07:35and now
07:35James' wife
07:36is sleeping around.
07:37Carl can't control
07:38his crazy mistress
07:39and I'm so whipped
07:40I can't...
07:41Give me good news.
07:42Guys, I have
07:44pastry issues.
07:46Men,
07:47we're the new women.
07:48I have got
07:50the world
07:51on a string
07:52I'm sitting
07:54on a rainbow
07:55Big Shots.
07:58Thursdays this fall
07:59on ABC.
08:00Start here.
08:01In love with him.
08:02I love you.
08:03Until he fell
08:05into a coma.
08:06Who's she?
08:07She's his fiance.
08:08Then his brother
08:09fell in love with her.
08:10I was never envious
08:11of anything that you had
08:13till now.
08:14One woman in love
08:15with two men.
08:15You're cheating on
08:16a vegetable.
08:17This Monday at 8, 7 central.
08:19Sandra Bullock.
08:20I didn't mean for this
08:21to happen.
08:22Bill Pullman.
08:22Welcome to the family.
08:23And Peter Gallagher.
08:24Will you marry me?
08:25In the romantic comedy
08:26everyone fell in love with
08:28while you were sleeping.
08:29Monday at 8, 7 central
08:30on NBC.
08:30It's the end
08:33of the millennium.
08:34This could affect
08:34half the continental
08:36United States.
08:37We could all be living
08:37in the dark age.
08:39Now, as New Year's Eve
08:41approaches.
08:42What if they're right?
08:44There's still a plane
08:45in the air.
08:45Why show it on the ground?
08:46Well, damn it,
08:47it's not on the ground.
08:48A thriller says USA Today.
08:49Oh my God.
08:50Go!
08:52What?
08:55Everybody out!
08:56YGK, the movie,
09:00NBC Sunday.
09:02We've got an all new
09:03King of the Hill.
09:05There's an amateur race
09:06at the Speedway this weekend.
09:07Winner gets to drive
09:08the pace car
09:09when NASCAR comes to town.
09:10Don't buy the NASCAR, man.
09:12I've been trying
09:12over five years, man,
09:14to get on that
09:14dang old pace car.
09:15Welcome to the
09:16Amateur Classic 100
09:18with NASCAR champion
09:20Dale Earnhardt.
09:21I'm excited, hey.
09:23Maybe it's time
09:24Bobby got a job.
09:25Say cheese.
09:27Cheese.
09:28Don't smile, son.
09:29You're a working man.
09:30Once you get tough,
09:31shrug it off
09:32and sing the happy tune.
09:33Whenever I feel afraid.
09:37Help.
09:37Next.
