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00:00A beautiful swimming pool for the guests to enjoy.
00:09So when you pump the water in the well, it comes from this river.
00:15Oh my God, it's all over the floor. Oh, see what I mean?
00:20I just saw the climate.
00:23Am I heaven? Where am I? This isn't real. This isn't real.
00:28Don't throw up on me. Let's throw up somewhere else.
00:36It's not even funny. It's just not funny. It stinks.
00:41Well, we've just arrived back in Siliguri.
00:45And this time I'm going to do things different.
00:48I'm not going to show you the rundown parts of the city.
00:52I'm going to show you the nice parts of the city.
00:55This is going to be the Bald and Bankrupt Live Like a King Siliguri Edition.
01:00Let's see the best of Siliguri. Let's spend some money.
01:03First thing I've done is booked a night in the best hotel in town.
01:08The Ramada. The Ramada.
01:11I'm having a piss.
01:13Hey. Oh. Welcome to the Ramada. Nice chat.
01:17Having a piss outside.
01:19The Ramada. Bloody hell.
01:21Ramada. Encore. We found it. Ramada.
01:25Right away sir. Yes sir.
01:27While we're waiting to check in, let's have a look at some headlines.
01:30I love checking out Indian headlines because they can be quite fun.
01:35Why is he here? London Mayor Sadiq Khan.
01:40Sadiq Khan has followed us all the way to Siliguri.
01:443.06. Ooh. Let's check out 3.06.
01:50What does £40 get you? Ooh.
01:54£40 in Siliguri gets you this. Check it out.
01:58Flipping heck. Even I'm surprised.
02:01Oh. Look at the view of the... Ooh.
02:06Restaurant cum bar. What kind of cum are they serving in that bar? I don't know.
02:11But erm. There you go.
02:14For all you sneerers of old Siliguri earlier.
02:18This is what you get for £40. Bloody hell.
02:21We're back on the street of Siliguri to live like a king.
02:27First thing, I need an ATF. Ooh. Bank.
02:31If we're going to spend some serious money today, then I'm going to need... Ooh.
02:37I'm going to need some money.
02:42What was that? Money here?
02:44Two.
02:455. Azure.
02:47Ticket. Confirmed.
02:50Oh.
02:52Gandhiji.
02:54Great service at the Axis Bank.
02:57Right.
02:58We're jumping on a fancy form of transport to go to Flory's.
03:03The number one cafe in all of Siliguri, I was told.
03:07We're going to spend some money, like rich people, on coffee and cake.
03:10Let's go.
03:11Cello, by the way.
03:13Lovely fancy Siliguri.
03:15Wow.
03:16Oh, yes. Arriving... Arriving in style at the fanciest cafe in Siliguri, Flory's, since 1927.
03:29Hello.
03:31Not at all.
03:32Wow, this is lovely.
03:33This is the fanciest cafe in Siliguri.
03:36Yes?
03:37Yes.
03:38Hello, boys.
03:39Yes, well, a chocolate.
03:40Yes.
03:41Yes.
03:42Yes.
03:43Oh, how do you know?
03:45Oh, subscriber.
03:46Wow.
03:47We've met another subscriber in Siliguri.
03:50It's almost impossible to comprehend.
03:52He's probably thinking, I know what you're up to here.
03:55Coming to crap on my city.
03:57But, oh, no.
03:58Siliguri's getting a good review from me today.
04:01Here in Flory's.
04:02Wow.
04:03This is how the la-di-da's of Siliguri live.
04:07Nice coffee, nice cake.
04:11If you want to, you can live like a king here in Siliguri.
04:17It's your pleasure.
04:19Take care of yourself.
04:21Bye-bye.
04:22Bye-bye.
04:23Wow, there we go.
04:24The fanciest cafe Flory's in all of Siliguri.
04:29Let's continue our live like a king in Siliguri video.
04:34Live like a king.
04:37The fanciest mall in all of Siliguri.
04:40Wow, it is fancy.
04:41Look at it.
04:44Namaskarji.
04:45Oh, look at this.
04:46The fanciest shop in Siliguri.
04:48I need some kind of shirt or something nice for a man.
04:52A big size.
04:53Okay, big size.
04:54Thank you so much.
04:55Wonderful service.
04:57You should give her a raise.
04:58She needs more money each month.
04:59She's working too hard here.
05:01Well, there we go.
05:02We've now got some fancy clobber to help me live my new lifestyle like a king here in
05:09Siliguri.
05:10And where does a man in such lovely, beautiful clothes go to hang out with the cream of society?
05:17Welcome to the restaurant Kambar.
05:21Is this the Kambar?
05:24Hello boys up.
05:26Open.
05:27That's shady.
05:28Wow.
05:29This is the Kambar.
05:32Subsecha.
05:34Subsecha Kambar.
05:35Well, that's it.
05:37That's how you live like a king in Siliguri.
05:39We've been to a nice hotel, a nice cafe.
05:41We've bought some lovely clothes.
05:43And now here I am in the fanciest establishment in all of Siliguri.
05:46The restaurant Kambar.
05:48And cheers to Siliguri.
05:56Right.
05:57That was the Kambar.
06:00Now Backpacker Ben just wrote to me and said,
06:03I found a beautiful spot in Siliguri that someone living like a king would love to see.
06:08So let's jump in a rickshaw and go and meet Backpacker Ben.
06:11And see this beautiful bridge over a lovely river apparently.
06:17I now am living like a king in this town.
06:20So I want you to...
06:21Shut up!
06:22I want you to tell me...
06:24I want you to show me a nice place that I can walk around.
06:28It's certainly not nice but they're friendly.
06:31They live underneath the bridge.
06:33They live underneath the bridge.
06:34They live under the bridge?
06:35Yeah.
06:36Well...
06:37This is...
06:38What are you doing?
06:39This is the real life in Siliguri.
06:41Check it out.
06:42Oh, where are we going?
06:43I'm okay. How are you?
06:44I like your shop.
06:45How are you doing?
06:46Good job.
06:47Good job.
06:48Good job.
06:49Let's go and meet the locals.
06:51Look at this place.
06:52The real Siliguri.
06:54And this is how people live here.
06:56Look at this.
06:57The local river.
06:59And over there is the well where you pump the water.
07:02So when you pump the water...
07:04What are you doing?
07:05What are you doing?
07:06What are you doing?
07:07What are you doing?
07:08What are you doing?
07:09So when you pump the water in the well, it comes from this river.
07:14So this is a different place than...
07:17This is a different place than living like a king in Siliguri.
07:22Let's go.
07:23Look at this.
07:25Down by the river.
07:26So these people will all be of the same caste.
07:29They live here in these corrugated shacks here.
07:31They'll all be of the same caste.
07:33And they're all worshipping this god, Hanuman.
07:36The monkey god.
07:37A very important god in Hindu mythology, religion.
07:41Hanuman Ji.
07:44What is your name?
07:45Berem.
07:46What is your name?
07:47Berem.
07:48Berem?
07:49What is Berem?
07:50Hello, what is your name?
07:51Biu.
07:52Biu.
07:53Huh?
07:54Biu.
07:55Berem and Biu.
07:56My name is Benjamin.
07:58Benjamin.
07:59Benjamin.
08:00Benjamin.
08:01Yes.
08:02Benjamin.
08:03Benjamin.
08:04Wow!
08:05And over here, we have a rat.
08:06Benjamin.
08:07Benjamin.
08:08not Punjabi, Benjamin, wow and look at this they built her up, this is life down here for all these
08:16little kids, little Bengali kids, under the bridge in Siliguri, what a life, so we've seen the two
08:24extremes of Siliguri, we've seen the fancy world of Flurry's Cafe and the reality for the majority
08:30of people, no doubt, I've just trod in shit, oh yeah, yeah, Tati here, I trod in cow shit,
08:36not giving shit, hello, hello, so what we just saw was the life that the majority of Indian people
08:42unfortunately have to live, which is one of extreme poverty, with dirty water, bad sanitation,
08:49filth, disease, but still extremely friendly and extremely jolly, see, extremely friendly,
08:56extremely jolly, you see, despite the immense poverty and the unfairness of the car system,
09:03the unfairness of the car system, which is a system you can never escape from in Hinduism,
09:11you're always in the caste that you're born into, they still keep some jolliness about their lives,
09:17I mean, would you keep your jolliness, if you had to live down there?
09:28Oh dear, good morning, my staff again, good morning from Siliguri railway station,
09:35from the ticket counter, we're going to buy a ticket to Assan, here we go, ticket counter,
09:44the adventure continues to Assan, oh my god, excuse me, we're trying to go to Kooch Baha,
09:51Kooch Baha, you'll get unreserved tickets from here, okay, yeah, two please, two, two,
09:5710. 15. Benjamin took control with buying tickets to Kooch Baha, some town near Assan,
10:04well done Ben, proud of you, outside Siliguri railway station, check it out,
10:10an old British train from 1798,
10:18there you go, a little bit of British and Indian history, here outside Siliguri railway station,
10:24Let's go and look for our train to Kooch, Bihar, wonder what that would be like.
10:31Baisab, I'm your name all in time.
10:33You are a YouTuber?
10:34Yes, I am.
10:36Your ID?
10:39Harold Boulder, Harold Boulder.
10:41That's your shop, what are you selling?
10:43Where is it?
10:44Thank you, Baisab, Vivogra.
10:46Nice to meet you.
10:47I got you some Vivogra 100.
10:51There you go, enjoy yourself.
10:53Executive Lounge.
10:58Two tickets please, Executive Lounge for two executives.
11:01Executive Lounge, Benjamin.
11:03Wow.
11:03Oh, look at the executives.
11:06Hello, executives.
11:10Wow.
11:11So executive.
11:13We're in the executive lounge, like real executives.
11:17Are you Warren Buffet or Elon Musk?
11:20What executive are you?
11:21I'm going to go for Trump.
11:23Trump.
11:24He's Trump.
11:25I'm Elon Musk.
11:27Executives.
11:30Full of executives.
11:33The platform is full of Indian soldiers going to Assam, a place of, well, there's been some
11:39separatist action there in the past, so India's struggling to keep on to the northeast.
11:43Hence, the northeast is full of military bases.
11:46And these are the soldiers going there.
11:48Protect the frontier.
11:49The general compartment kind of general compartment concept.
12:01Thank you, last one.
12:02Last one.
12:04Right.
12:05I mean, I've seen what the nice compartment is like.
12:08What the hell's the general compartment going to be like down the end?
12:11Oh my god.
12:18Are you ready for general compartment?
12:22No, it's worse.
12:23This is a good one.
12:25We're in the general.
12:26Oh my god, this could be rough.
12:28Get ready to see what an Indian general compartment looks like.
12:33General.
12:35Oh, someone's just thrown a plastic bag out the window.
12:38Look, just thrown it out the window, this lady here.
12:41There you go.
12:44Look, as soon as the train pulls in, all the litter comes out.
12:48Oh my god.
12:49People just throw things out the window.
12:51They don't care.
12:52Just out the window.
12:54Just commenting about the plastic bags being thrown out the window.
12:58We should keep India tidy.
13:00But people just throw plastic bags out the window.
13:03Come on, this is your country.
13:04You should do a little bit better, I think.
13:06But anyway, up to you, your country.
13:19Where do we go?
13:20Where do we sit?
13:22Where do we sit in general?
13:24This is hell on earth.
13:25How are you?
13:28How are you?
13:28I'm good, how are you?
13:29I'm good.
13:30Nice to meet you.
13:34They're friendly.
13:36Ben looks freaked out.
13:40This is awesome.
13:41I love it.
13:42Stop lying.
13:42We're traveling with the natives.
13:46I'm loving it.
13:47I'm going to get up there.
13:49How?
13:52What are you?
13:53Oh, you're going to film me.
13:54Okay.
13:55You're going to film me.
14:07Someone's sucked their finger in my asshole, but it's okay, I'm up.
14:10This is how you're meant to travel in India. None of that AC sleeper bullshit.
14:22I'm having a great time. Ben's having a breakdown.
14:28Ben wants to get off. Ben, have your breakdown on camera. Let's monetize your breakdown.
14:33Who?
14:35Someone floated you in a cucumber and he was like, don't worry about it mate.
14:40He spit on my eyes, look at that female.
14:46Ben's having a real breakdown.
14:49And don't wait, when you made that noise, no one even looked. It's so normal.
14:56See what happens is sometimes you just get to breaking point when you travel in India.
15:01It gets a bit much and Ben's reached breaking point. Someone spat on him.
15:05And now he's having breaking point. Me? I'll be honest with you, I quite like it up here.
15:09It's quite comfy.
15:16Made it.
15:19Harold Balder.
15:20Harold Balder.
15:21Me search it, you lazy bugger. Why don't you search it?
15:24Harold Balder.
15:25Oh man.
15:26We've just been trapped for an hour, not moving. Here in the town of Betkara. Betkara.
15:36And here are the people. On second class.
15:40Oh wow.
15:42This is as real as it gets in India. If you want to travel in India, unreserved general class.
15:48This is as real as it gets.
15:49Everybody's up.
15:50Yes sir.
15:52This is it. Look at it.
15:53How are you enjoying travelling across India in general class?
15:58Look at the attention I get.
16:00Hand the camera around.
16:01Hand the camera around.
16:02Look at this.
16:03You ready?
16:04These are our new friends.
16:05Hamara dosti.
16:06Hamara dosto.
16:07Hindustani log.
16:08Sabha cha admi.
16:09Sabha cha log.
16:11The best people.
16:12Friendly.
16:13You've got to say it.
16:14They've got bloody nothing.
16:15They're travelling in general class.
16:16We're fucking rich westerners.
16:18Just doing this as an experience.
16:20But these poor buggers have been travelling for days like this.
16:23And this is how they travel principally.
16:25But still, super friendly.
16:28Jello, jello, jello.
16:33Jello base of jello.
16:34Unde, unde, unde.
16:35Tiga, tiga, tiga.
16:37We made it. We're back on.
16:38My bag's still here?
16:39My bag's still here.
16:40Say one thing about Indians.
16:42They're not very rich.
16:43But they're not thieves.
16:44The stuff is always alright.
16:51Our journey on this train is coming to an end.
16:53I'm not sure the people on it quite know what to make of myself and Benjamin.
16:56You don't see foreigners really travelling in this general class.
17:00But interesting to see how the average Indian travels across their country.
17:05Their vast country.
17:06And many of them will be travelling onwards to places like
17:09out of Nachal Pradesh.
17:10The border with China.
17:11Some will be going to Tripura.
17:13The border with Mayama.
17:15Long journey still.
17:16Two more days of travel here.
17:18Trying to be comfortable in general class.
17:20In general class.
17:21in general class.
17:34Oh.
17:38We've made it!
17:39to Kooch Bihar
17:43Wow, flipping it
17:45What a journey
17:47There's something interesting in this town
17:49I think, that we're going to look at
17:59300
18:03300
18:05Deal
18:07You're going to take all day
18:09What have we done?
18:11Holy shit, I thought someone pinched it
18:13Fucking hell
18:15I've got it, we're good
18:19See what I've got for that
18:21I take back what I said about Ben earlier in the video
18:23When I said he's the last real traveller on YouTube
18:25I think Drew Binsky's a better traveller than Backpacking Ben
18:29Steady on
18:33Well, we're right up in the north of India now
18:35And a place that
18:37Tourists don't really come to
18:39Right on the border with Assam
18:41Just called to Bangladesh
18:43Are we going to go and see?
18:45Yes? Yes, he agrees
18:4735, Bangladesh
18:49How do I climb it up, yes
18:51So as he said, Bangladesh is 35 kilometres from here
18:53So we're really up in the wilds of India
18:55Not many tourists come up here
18:57Just me and old Backpacker Ben
18:59I mean I can see why
19:01It's quite nice, it's very clean up here
19:03Look at it
19:05Very clean city
19:07Beautiful
19:09We've come to the greatest hotel in India
19:11Let's hope they got some rooms for us
19:13Oh, here we go
19:19In a rickshaw at the five star hotel
19:23Oh
19:25Rubber's Cadway's on
19:27Oh
19:29Is it Jim?
19:31Am I in heaven?
19:33Where am I?
19:34This isn't real
19:35This isn't real
19:40Oh
19:41Thank you buddy sir
19:43Oh
19:44Nice
19:45So we found a nice hotel in old Kuch Bihar
19:49Hit it
19:51Good enough for me
19:5240 quid a night
19:53Kuch Bihar
19:54Live like a king
19:55Sometimes on your travels
19:58You come across a gem
20:00A little hotel
20:01Unexpected gem
20:03Like this one
20:04Let me quickly show you around
20:06Here we have the gym
20:08And it's actually for a hotel
20:10A decent gym
20:11Usually gyms are terrible in hotels
20:13You get like a little running
20:14Treadmill and a few dumbbells
20:15But here
20:16You can have a proper workout
20:18Look at this
20:19A real gym
20:20Thank you buddy sir
20:21Over here we have a beautiful
20:23Tennis court
20:24You can come and
20:29Might meet Cliff Richard or someone
20:32Knocking some balls about
20:35And finally
20:36Look at this
20:37A beautiful
20:38Swimming pool
20:39For the guests to enjoy
20:44Looks a bit green
20:45But it's lovely
20:46And all this
20:47For £40
20:49A hidden gem
20:51Here in Kuch Bihar
20:53Well that's it
20:57That's the lovely
20:58Gul Moha Royals
21:00If ever you're in this town
21:02Come to the
21:03Gul Moha Royals Hotel
21:04Right
21:05The journey continues
21:06This is a palace
21:08There's only one here
21:09Yes
21:10Yes
21:11You know which one
21:12Yes
21:13Can you tell him
21:14Please
21:15That's what I need to do
21:16You get travelling and enjoying
21:19Ok but how much
21:20Let's look
21:21What's the price
21:22Wait there
21:23What price
21:24How much
21:25England
21:26No
21:27He said one hundred
21:28No
21:29How much
21:30How much
21:31Something something
21:32Ok let's go
21:34What a character
21:35Those are the kind of
21:37Deep
21:40Conversations you can have in India
21:41Right we're going to some palace
21:43It's going to cost us a quid
21:44Then after that we're going to push on to Assam
21:46The final leg of our journey
21:53Are you ready for the final leg to push into Assam
21:56The end of what's been a mega journey across West Bengal
21:59We're still in West Bengal
22:01We've been travelling for days
22:02We're still in West Bengal
22:04Oh
22:05Yeah
22:06Ah
22:07What's under here
22:13Ah look at this
22:14Good morning boys up
22:15Ticket office
22:16Are you camera allowed me to go for
22:19Not allowed?
22:20Not allowed
22:21Well
22:22We came all the way
22:24To Kuch Bihar
22:25To see this magnificent
22:26Maharaja's Palace
22:28That was built here
22:30By the former Maharaja
22:32Of Kuch Bihar
22:34It was built in the 1800s
22:36Or the 1700s
22:37Before this part of India
22:39Was part of
22:40India
22:41So to speak
22:42Until the Brits
22:43Brought it in to the nation
22:45But when we got there
22:46They said there's no videography allowed
22:48And we've got to leave our
22:49Camcorders at the desk
22:51But this is it
22:53The Maharaja's Palace of Kuch Bihar
22:58Had a big speech planned
22:59About the history of the area
23:01And the British history
23:02And the Indian history
23:04But
23:05Because we're not allowed to film it
23:06There's no point going in
23:08For what reason
23:09Can we not film this palace?
23:13Who knows
23:14That's the mystery of India
23:15So
23:16But that's it then
23:17We're out of here
23:18That was Kuch Bihar
23:19And it's palace
23:23What a load of bollocks
23:24There we go
23:25We found the bus station
23:27In Kuch Bihar
23:28Shall we do some make-up
23:31At the make-up saloon
23:33Carefully work done here
23:35Guwahati
23:36Where are you from?
23:37England
23:38England
23:39Where are you from?
23:40India
23:41Okay nice
23:42I look for Guwahati bus
23:43Right then
23:44We're looking for the bus to
23:45Hello Guwahati
23:46Can't talk to everyone
23:47I'm sorry
23:48I can't talk to all of you
23:49I've got to find a bus
23:50To Guwahati
23:51In Assam
23:52Finally
23:53Bus ticket counter
23:59How are you from?
24:00How are you from?
24:01How are you from?
24:025.30
24:035.30
24:04Sleeper bus?
24:05Not sleeper bus
24:06Only
24:07There's no bus to Guwahati
24:08Until the evening
24:09At 5.30
24:10At 5.30
24:11We missed the 7.30
24:12Morning bus
24:13Because we want to go to that bloody
24:14Maharajah's Palace
24:15That we can't film
24:17So what do we do then?
24:18Not another train in India
24:20For f**k sake
24:21I've got bad news for you
24:22Yeah I've got the same bad news for you
24:245.30pm
24:255.30pm
24:26Back at Kuch Bihar railway station
24:30Built by
24:32You guessed it
24:33None other
24:34Than the Brits
24:36Do we need a good news or a bad news?
24:40Bad news
24:41Bad news
24:42Bad news as far as fast general
24:43No seat
24:44The good news
24:45He said
24:46Don't worry
24:47Only 5 hours long
24:48Ben's having a breakdown
24:50This is good
24:51Hopefully I can catch it on film
24:52Monetise his breakdown
24:54Put a few adverts in it
24:56So you know
24:57Make some money out of his
24:59His meltdown
25:02We need a good breakdown
25:04And I think he's going to have one
25:05I think he's going to explode
25:06I'm hoping for it
25:07I'm praying for it
25:08Hope you're praying there too
25:10Come on Ben
25:11You can really have a mega meltdown
25:14Boy he's made a new friend
25:16Come my home
25:17Where's your home?
25:18Tipura
25:19Oh it's so far
25:20Welcome Tipura
25:21Thank you Baisap
25:22Many many Bengali
25:24Yeah really?
25:25Hindus
25:26Are you Bengali?
25:27I'm a Bengali Hindu
25:28We've met one of the nicest guys in India
25:31Who's showing us where our train is
25:33140 million people
25:36Indian population
25:371.5 billion people here
25:40And he's one of the best ones
25:42World's second largest people
25:45Yes
25:46China's first
25:47India's second
25:48I think India's number one now
25:50No?
25:51Indian
25:52Wow
25:53So many
25:54Ben wants to bail
25:56And get like an overnight sleeper bus
25:58Go back to the hotel for the day
25:59Get a bus
26:00I'm like we've got our tickets
26:02Let's just follow through
26:04The final leg to Assam
26:06We can do it
26:07Hopefully a little breakdown from Ben
26:09Fingers crossed
26:11Past the lovely AC sleeper
26:18Past the AC sleeper
26:19Past the AC sleeper
26:20All the way to the end of the train
26:22Where the poor buggers go
26:23Like us
26:24General class
26:25A word that sends shivers down my spine
26:28But
26:30We will meet once again
26:32Bye bye
26:36Bye bye
26:37New Cooch Bihar
26:38Come here
26:39Come here
26:40Come here
26:41Come here
26:42Come here
26:43Come here
26:44Come here
26:45Come here
26:46Come here
26:47Come here
26:48Come here
26:49Come here
26:50Come here
26:51Where's the seats?
26:52Erm
26:53There aren't none
26:54We're standing
26:55By the toilet
26:56I ain't having it
26:57I say we get the bus right now
26:58There's no bus right now
26:59I'll see you later then
27:00No, stay on
27:01Come on
27:02It's not even funny
27:03It's just not funny
27:04It stinks
27:05It stinks
27:06We're next to the toilet
27:07Of course it stinks
27:08What are you talking about?
27:09What are you talking about?
27:10Four hours
27:11Four hours
27:12Four hours
27:13You're having a f***ing laugh
27:14You're having a f***ing laugh
27:15Are we here?
27:17This is where we're standing
27:18By the box for ten hours
27:20It's India
27:23What can you do?
27:24I'm jumping out next station
27:28No
27:29It's not even funny
27:30It's f***ing horrible
27:31It stinks
27:33That's a f***ing toilet
27:34That's a f***ing toilet
27:35I know it is
27:36Nah, I'm jumping out next station
27:37Nah, not the place
27:39This is what you signed up for
27:43Then it's gone
27:46Come on out by some
27:47Oh my god, there's s*** all over the floor
27:48Aww
27:49See what I mean?
27:50I just saw the toilet
27:51You're telling me to rough it
27:52Never make eye contact with the toilet in India
27:54It was covered in s***
27:57Mate, look what's next to your bag
27:58Look what the bag's going into
27:59Red con
28:00Nah, don't mind that
28:01I've just seen something worse than harm mate
28:02I've seen literal human s*** all over the floor
28:08General class
28:09Covered in s***
28:11Holy s***
28:12Mate, I've got to go
28:13I'll throw up
28:14Don't throw up
28:15Don't throw up on me then
28:16Throw up somewhere else
28:23Wait till next stop, seriously
28:24Seriously
28:30Next station
28:31We're going to contact
28:32Train conductor
28:33And buy seats somewhere
28:35Okay?
28:36Next station
28:38Got myself some new subscribers
28:40Outside the toilet
28:41On General Class
28:44Nice one
28:45Experience
28:46Experience
28:47Experience, exactly
28:48Experience
28:49Visit India
28:50Visit India
28:51Visit India
28:52Straight country
28:53Straight country
28:54Straight country
28:55Proud of
28:56My country
28:57Proud of
28:58A proud Indian man
28:59Proud of my country
29:00Thank you
29:01Alright
29:02Firmaling is a block
29:04Oh my god
29:05Yeah
29:06Oh that was horrific
29:07That was horrific
29:08No one should be forced to travel like that
29:11These people
29:12I know they don't have money
29:13But
29:14You shouldn't have to stand next to s***y toilets
29:16For like 12-15 hours
29:17Like some of those people
29:18The government needs to do
29:20But Indian trains
29:21Railways
29:22Has to do better
29:23We're going to jump onto sleeper class
29:25Although we don't have a ticket for it
29:27And just try and somehow style it out
29:30Maybe pay a bribe or something
29:31Or maybe end up getting kicked off
29:33But
29:348 hours next to a s*** covered bog
29:37Pull the rope
29:38Hold on
29:43Holy p***
29:44Holy p***
29:45Holy p***
29:46Better
29:47Yeah, it's better
29:48It is better
29:49Oh, this is alright
29:50It's filthy but better
29:53Oh beautiful
29:54Sit here, right?
29:55Sit here and it's fixed up
29:57Sit down
29:58Sit down
29:59Sit down
30:01Sit down
30:03Sit down for a minute
30:04I'm going to get the DT, team mate of service.
30:06Thank you, thank you, thank you.
30:13There's a lot of rubbish here in this glass.
30:17Wow.
30:18Look at that pile.
30:20Oh, it's thrown out the door.
30:23Just threw rubbish out the door.
30:25The guy that was sweeping in our compartment,
30:27he just came out here and just swept everything straight out the door.
30:30All the bottles, the rubbish from the compartment, straight out the door.
30:35Unbelievable.
30:46We're about to be busted for being in the wrong compartment.
30:49They're busting everyone, so we'll see what the punishment is.
30:53Hopefully just a fine, maybe kicked off.
30:56Good afternoon, sir.
30:58Good afternoon.
30:59Good afternoon.
31:00What are you doing?
31:02You have to take a general class.
31:05But I can pay fine and for seat if possible.
31:09You have to take a general class, sir.
31:11You have to take a lot of money.
31:13What is it?
31:14You have to take a lot of money.
31:16You have to take a lot of money.
31:17Now, I'm going to take a lot of money.
31:19But I'm not going to take a lot of money.
31:22What did you say?
31:23It belongs to you, sir.
31:24England?
31:25English.
31:26My littleâu was it.
31:28Not about the English.
31:29No Hindi.
31:30Indian names.
31:31What was it?
31:34G?
31:35Or Danny Watson.
31:36Both of you are.
31:38What is it?
31:39Charmed.
31:41The chicken spectrum?
31:42No.
31:43Bold is the king.
31:44No charming in our way out of view.
31:46It's easy to eat.
31:47Hey Lonnie.
31:48Found it.
31:50Well that's very sad, the little blind dwarf chap being led around by a little kid by helping
32:02him along the train trying to make some money. It's tough here you know, there's not many
32:07benefits from the government so you have to make your money some other way. Begging on a train.
32:12Well we've now reached Assam, an Indian state that, well the name alone conjures many romantic images for British people at least, tigers, jungles, sea plantations, and it marks almost the end of our journey, Assam.
32:42Well we've reached a momentous occasion in the life of Backpacker Ben because he has a big announcement to make about Indian trains. Take it away Backpacker Ben.
32:54Not just Indian trains, India. It's the last time I'm ever coming. I'm spending a year of my life here. This is it, the last day.
33:02This is Ben's last ever India trip, his last ever Indian train. So we were here to witness it together.
33:08We were here to witness it together. It's some journey.
33:16Oh, jumping off the moving train here in our final destination. You were bloody hattie. We made it.
33:26And we avoided general class. The infamous, now, general class.
33:32And up here, just randomly on the station platform, is the Trans Tea School. Transgender Association. Hello sir.
33:44I've got transgender here. I've got transgender here. OK. He's not transgender, but the tea school is transgender tea school.
33:56Oh Paul, we need to leave. I've got the shits mate.
34:00And that brings an end to our journey across Northern India through West Bengal into Assam.
34:06I was going to show you Guwahati, but Ben's got the shits. I've got the shits.
34:10I think we picked it up in general class yesterday.
34:12So that's it. The end of it. The end of this India series.
34:16Which has been a journey full of memories, adventures, fun, crazy people.
34:22Like always in India. You know, India does have issues.
34:24Which they're working on and trying to fix.
34:26But one thing it doesn't lack is cool people, fun people.
34:30And yeah, I've had a great time.
34:32So, might even be back one day. Who knows?
34:35Goodbye from me. Goodbye from the great Hindustan.
34:38And goodbye from Backpacker Ben.
34:51Tell me the truth. What do you think of my friend Benjamin? Tell me the truth.
34:54You think he's a good guy? What about the price?
34:57Wait there. What price? How much?
34:59We thought Bangladeshis were banned from India.
35:02No, no, no. No?
35:03No, no, no.
35:04Okay. Just Pakistanis.
35:06Actually, I'm a big fan of you.
35:08I've been watching your videos for a long time.
35:10But hey, I respect you. You've got a great book.
35:12You've got a great taste in literature.
35:14Hello, Afghanafghare.
35:16Huh? View.
35:18View.
35:19Hello? Manisha? Is that you?
35:22Okay. I'll be there in about one hour.
35:25You are very humorous.
35:26Thank you, sir. Thank you.
35:27I need a pen. You know me.
35:29I know you. I'm going to come and make this.
35:31Ah, nice to meet you.
35:32I don't follow you.
35:33Ah, you don't follow me. Never mind. That's okay.
35:34He knows me, but he doesn't follow me. That's okay.
35:36Huh?
35:37My name is Benjamin.
35:38But my Hindustani name, Amitad.
35:41My only friend in the town.
35:43Cheers.
35:44Cheers, Ayush.
35:45My new friend here.
35:46It's like being in Piccadilly Gardens in Manchester with Charlie Beach.
35:49It's not a problem.
35:50It's crutchy. It's crutchy.
35:51It's crutchy.
35:52It's crutchy.
35:53Me, English.
35:54All right.
35:55Oh, yeah.
35:57All right.
35:58Can you sanitize your shoulders, please?
36:00Okay, now.
36:01My sir, you're a very kind man.
36:03It's nice, sir.
36:04Thanks.
36:05We're the two handsomest men in bloody Kolkata.
36:06That's a great picture.
36:07Thank you, my friend.
36:08Ah, there you go.
36:09Well, we've just started.
36:11Why was I so disrespectful in the beginning, saying I'd never come back to India?
36:15It has the friendliest people you can meet.
36:18I was always going to come back.
36:19I was just teasing.
36:20I love it here.
36:22And why wouldn't I?
36:28I've got the shits.
36:30I'm sick.
36:31I've got a sore throat.
36:32This place is hell on earth.
36:33Get me out of here.
36:36I'm sorry.
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