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00:00I did.
00:05Wait, this is between Avery and I.
00:08What the hell are you?
00:18I'm Avery's wife.
00:20Have a problem with that?
00:25You sick cheating bastard!
00:28How could you?
00:30There's only someone else behind my back!
00:32I...
00:33Look who's talking, s-s-s-s-s-slut!
00:37Girls are firing!
00:38Hey, bitch!
00:42Listen, look, sugar.
00:45You get Charlie out of this mess, whatever it takes.
00:48You do that!
00:50A little favor for me.
00:51I promise, I'll let you keep on playing boyfriend.
00:54I don't care about the ring.
00:56How about you ask your other boy toys to help your Charlie out?
00:59Because I'm already married.
01:05No.
01:06You can't be serious.
01:07You're not picking this mama bear over me!
01:10This mama bear is 10,000 times the woman you will ever be!
01:13So why don't you take your knockoff sheen dress and walk it back down to Santiali where you came from, bitch!
01:17Bye!
01:19You will get on your knees working.
01:22Just for your intimacy.
01:27Thanks.
01:28No worries.
01:29No worries.
01:33Hello?
01:34Hey, man.
01:35Remember to bring your wife to the birthday party.
01:37Oh, there's food!
01:38Finally!
01:39Oh, there's food!
01:40Finally!
01:41Oh, there's food!
01:42Finally!
01:43Oh, there's food!
01:44Finally!
01:45Oh, there's food!
01:46Oh, there's food!
01:47Finally!
01:48Oh, there's food!
01:49Oh, there's food!
01:50Oh, there's food!
01:51Oh, there's food!
01:52Finally!
01:53Geez.
01:54Geez!
01:55Like, she's a normal amount.
02:00You know, what?
02:01Oh, there's food!
02:03The food!
02:04Oh, there's food!
02:06Finally!
02:17Geez, like, she's a normal amount.
02:22A normal amount.
02:23You look thin, you should both look up.
02:25Here, have a cupcake.
02:26I'm good, I don't want you enough to hear.
02:28Eat a cupcake.
02:29No, please don't.
02:30Eat a cupcake.
02:35I am so sorry, I'm simply upholding my allegation to public display my special affection that you sign off on.
02:42Besides, watching Instagram is having fun.
02:46Sweetheart, you should try this, it looks divine.
02:48You might actually like it.
02:49No, I'm not going to have no prediction.
02:50Oh, wait!
02:52This is...
02:54What's wrong?
02:55And you are.
02:56Judith, tell you what's your name?
02:57Judith, that's a lovely name.
02:58I am.
02:59Why are you saying?
03:00My wife and I were about to go greet our guests, we have lots of friends cause we're married
03:18to go greet our guests, we have lots of friends,
03:20because we're married and popular.
03:21Bye!
03:29We'll see each other again soon, Judith.
03:35You need to stay away from that guy, okay?
03:36He's trouble.
03:38Oh, are you jealous, darling?
03:42I'm just trying to look out for you.
03:48What are you doing?
03:51You're a bad liar.
03:53Pupils blown.
03:55Heart punching for your ribs.
04:04Whoa!
04:13Ah!
04:14Ah!
04:15I can't swim!
04:18Help!
04:20Ah!
04:21Get!
04:31Avery!
04:32Dammit!
04:33Can you hear me?
04:39Breathe, dammit!
04:40I'm alive!
04:43No!
04:48I'm alive!
04:55She looks lovely when she's...
04:56Just...
05:13Is that what I look like?
05:16You know, whatever, man.
05:17She's your wife.
05:18Okay?
05:19Yeah.
05:20Yeah.
05:25So...
05:26How you feeling, man?
05:27Because you scared the fucking shit out of me.
05:31No, I really owe you for earlier.
05:33Thanks for saving me, man.
05:36Dude, credit where credit's due.
05:39Your wife is the hero.
05:40My pretty girl saved your ass.
05:42Yes.
05:44Ooh!
05:48Ah!
05:57My wife.
05:59A guy.
06:01No way.
06:02What was I thinking?
06:17What's going on?
06:20Find the kitschy feelings?
06:22Don't blame yourself.
06:24You good now?
06:25Mm-hmm.
06:26Thanks.
06:29For...
06:31For pulling me out.
06:41Now I have an OnlyFans.
06:42Hey, what?
06:43Look who's breathing again.
06:45You two have your moment.
06:46I'm gonna hit the buffet, okay?
06:47All right.
06:48Bye, sweetums.
06:50So...
06:51How's bed rest treating you, buddy?
06:53Shut your trap.
06:54Whoa, easy killer.
06:57Oh, damn, son.
06:58You got it bad.
07:00Maybe.
07:02But sh...
07:04It's temporary.
07:05She's temporary.
07:06So?
07:08Dude, come on.
07:09Just play husband for real.
07:11Come on.
07:12Wine her.
07:13Dine her.
07:14Take her on the balcony.
07:15Overlooking the ocean.
07:16And just screw her goddamn brains out, man.
07:19That's what marriage is all about.
07:22You don't know anything about marriage, do you?
07:23I...
07:25Yeah.
07:26Okay, now, all my relationships are great, but I mean...
07:30Does she even know she's married?
07:33No, Mr. If.
07:35Disc mom again.
07:36It's funny, we keep bumping into each other.
07:38Destiny has a strange sense of humor, no?
07:41Hardly a shock in the place this size.
07:44Cannot blame moths for being attracted to a...
07:47Supernova.
07:48How poetic.
07:50Yeah, I bet that line works at truck stops and...
07:53May I ask, do you have a sister?
07:56Why you ask?
07:58You remind me of my friend.
07:59They have the same...
08:01Eyes, the same cheeks, the same lips.
08:04You.
08:05Oh, really? What's she like?
08:07Sweet. Lively.
08:08I can show you a picture.
08:10Could it be...
08:11Judith?
08:12Stay away from my wife!
08:26Are you gonna let go sometime tonight?
08:29What are you freaking out about?
08:32I need to tell you something.
08:35I...
08:37Hey, there you guys are!
08:40Happy birthday, man.
08:43Sorry, we were just heading out.
08:45It's okay, it's okay.
08:46Hang on a sec.
08:48Got a nice bottle of wine for you.
08:59Add a little something extra.
09:01Enjoy.
09:04What do you want to say in the bar?
09:14Screw it.
09:16Now or never.
09:18Judith?
09:21Would you be my wife?
09:23Like, for real?
09:25No tape backs.
09:34Come here.
09:35No!
09:36Why are you so strong?
09:37You look good too.
09:44Maybe shower first?
09:47Okay.
09:49I love this kinky stuff, but...
09:52Maybe we could go slow.
09:54I think I'm getting first time jitters.
09:55I mean, I'm not a virgin.
09:56I mean, I've had sex with lots of women.
09:58Like 300 women.
09:59That seems like a lot.
10:00Like...
10:01Shut up.
10:04Okay.
10:13Wait!
10:15What's going on?
10:16What the hell are you?
10:17Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
10:19I told you.
10:20No tape backs.
10:22Get over here.
10:23What?
10:48What?
10:50Shhh.
10:51Holy shit!
11:01I slept with a man!
11:05Is this a man?
11:06No.
11:07No way.
11:08No, this can't be happening.
11:09No!
11:10No!
11:11No!
11:12No!
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