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When car thief Stuart Sinclair Blyth is run out of Belfast by paramilitary vigilantes he visits his cousin in Dublin, only to fall afoul of the local master joyrider Gavin Kelty
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00:02:59I don't know. I think I lost him. I don't think they recognised me.
00:03:03Johnny, anyone that didn't know you before that meeting knows you now.
00:03:05Would you stop going on about that?
00:03:07Johnny, listen to me. You cannot stand up in a public meeting and announce you to stop robbing cars,
00:03:12get a big round of applause and then go out and do it again.
00:03:14I got pissed off. I couldn't help myself.
00:03:17Where's your passport?
00:03:19It's in here.
00:03:27Thanks.
00:03:28Sit down.
00:03:29Is Manny asleep?
00:03:38Dead to the world.
00:03:39Has she been drinking?
00:03:40Aye.
00:03:43You got yours address on her?
00:03:4515 Calle de las Rias, Barcelona.
00:03:48A lot of God it'll do you. You're never going to go till it's too late.
00:03:50Well, what else can I do?
00:03:52Are you going down to Devon?
00:03:55Aye.
00:03:59Where is he?
00:04:14He's not here!
00:04:31You're not alone, you bastards!
00:04:44Go one, go one, go!
00:05:01Hi!
00:05:01Hello?
00:05:02Rachel?
00:05:03Yeah.
00:05:04Is that you any tea?
00:05:05How'd you guess?
00:05:06You're the only person I know with a weird accent.
00:05:08Thanks a lot.
00:05:09I'll get crunchy for you.
00:05:10Crunchy!
00:05:11Great.
00:05:12Good.
00:05:13Good.
00:05:14Good.
00:05:15Good.
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00:05:26Good.
00:05:27Good.
00:05:28Good.
00:05:29Louise.
00:05:30Are you still?
00:05:45It's the only truth.
00:05:47What's starty?
00:05:48Would it be alright if I come down the stead a night?
00:05:51Car's still keeping me.
00:05:52Could you ask Aunty Mary for me?
00:05:55My mum won't win you know that.
00:05:57I mean, do you know that?
00:05:59Only thing is, Wacker's staying as well.
00:06:00He got kicked out with Gaff last night.
00:06:02Great.
00:06:03Just what I need, a bit of peace and quiet.
00:06:05Howdy we all right.
00:06:06We'll give him some of my ma's volume.
00:06:08Anyway, he's getting in the car.
00:06:09He's always a bit chilled out after a flash.
00:06:11Come here, what happened?
00:06:12You all right?
00:06:13I'll tell you when I get down.
00:06:15Listen.
00:06:17You get your peace and quiet.
00:06:21We'll see you at the station.
00:06:27So where is a mad bastard then?
00:06:32Don't be warning him opening.
00:06:34Look, I came here to get my head sorted, all right?
00:06:43Anyway, all I'm thinking about is Barcelona.
00:06:46Barcelona, me Hulk.
00:06:48Just because you've got a mate over there doesn't mean it's going to be any better.
00:06:51You're just like talking about bleeding Barcelona.
00:06:54There's no choice this time.
00:06:56You have no money here, that bully.
00:07:03Johnny T?
00:07:05How's it going?
00:07:06How are you, Louise?
00:07:08All right.
00:07:09Here, have some of that.
00:07:10Fair play to you.
00:07:12So, who are you on the run from this time?
00:07:17All of them.
00:07:18The mad bastard stood up in front of a big meeting and said he was a joyrider.
00:07:21What?
00:07:22Politicians and all there was there.
00:07:24He said there wasn't enough things for young people to do.
00:07:27What do you mean by things for young people?
00:07:29Like sport and all that shit?
00:07:31Joyrider, that's a sport.
00:07:33So what?
00:07:34You don't get prizes for it, do you?
00:07:35He said he was going to give a look and then he went and he got another car.
00:07:38That's more like it.
00:07:39Fuck them.
00:07:40That's more like it.
00:07:41Fuck them.
00:07:43Fuck them!
00:07:44Fuck them!
00:07:45Come on they're doing you!
00:07:46You're nothing.
00:08:01Verse 7.
00:08:32Oh, my God.
00:09:02What do you think of that, Johnny T, boy?
00:09:09I'm fine, thanks, Whacker. How are you?
00:09:11Is he getting smart?
00:09:12Because he can name the date any time he wants.
00:09:14No, he's not getting smart.
00:09:16Now, Camille, the two of yous are staying in my gaff tonight,
00:09:18so he's need to think he's going to be fighting.
00:09:20Jamie.
00:09:21It's cool.
00:09:22My ma's let me stay back in the gaff tonight.
00:09:26What the fuck are you wasters looking at?
00:09:28Look, look, man.
00:09:29Now, well, then, fuck off!
00:09:30Right, man, we're going.
00:09:32See you later, Crunchy.
00:09:37You all right, Louise?
00:09:39See you later.
00:09:41See you later.
00:10:02I thought you were grounded, Sharon.
00:10:09I am.
00:10:11Do you think I'm in my bedroom?
00:10:13What if they check on you?
00:10:15Are you mad?
00:10:17Do you be down at court by now?
00:10:18Your dad will kill you if he finds out.
00:10:20Jerry's always killing me anyway, so what's the difference?
00:10:25Fuck you!
00:10:27What?
00:10:27I didn't do nothing.
00:10:28You distracted me.
00:10:29That's what you did.
00:10:32Cheer up, will you?
00:10:33You're depressing me.
00:10:35Here.
00:10:36Drink that and be happy.
00:10:36Jesus, Louise.
00:10:41Your man will see us.
00:10:44So what?
00:10:53What's the story, Wacker?
00:10:56We knocked it for you on the way.
00:10:57Yeah, me mad kicked me out of gas again.
00:10:59She'd just dick you back.
00:11:01What's a pintin' that?
00:11:02Don't annoy me.
00:11:11Any smokes?
00:11:13I haven't a bump, ma'am.
00:11:15Come on in.
00:11:16For fuck's sake.
00:11:17You got a smoke?
00:11:18No.
00:11:19We'll get some off, Anto.
00:11:20She'll give us loads if Sharon's with us.
00:11:22You're a shit-starting bitch, do you know that?
00:11:25Come on, we'll go buzz off.
00:11:44All right, Anto?
00:11:45What's the story?
00:11:46The story is I want a smoke.
00:11:49Mate, that's five.
00:11:54I can't give you some.
00:11:56There's only seven day left.
00:12:08Cheers.
00:12:09Have a light.
00:12:10Aye.
00:12:16You're a sap, Anto, do you know that?
00:12:18Not as much as sap as you, Wacker.
00:12:20Come on, you're all barred.
00:12:21Out.
00:12:22I'll leave her now.
00:12:23I was only barred for last week.
00:12:24If you don't shut up, you'll be barred for life.
00:12:26The whole lot of you.
00:12:27Out.
00:12:27Bastard.
00:12:38Hard man in your uniform.
00:12:42Not as hard as you.
00:12:42Go, Wacker, eh?
00:12:43What?
00:12:47Am I not allowed to laugh now?
00:12:52What are we going to do now?
00:12:54I don't know if I choose, but I have to do something.
00:12:56Otherwise I'm only going to get depressed again.
00:12:58This whole place is depressed.
00:13:01What are you doing?
00:13:02No, Wacker.
00:13:03All right.
00:13:05All right.
00:13:05The revolution passed you by.
00:13:07You've got a problem, Wacker.
00:13:08I've got a problem.
00:13:09I'll take you on any time, any place, any way.
00:13:12Oh, well, you wouldn't take me on in Belfast, would you?
00:13:14And you wouldn't take me on to Dublin, would you?
00:13:16I'm fucking sick of the parties.
00:13:19Just want to take each other on days.
00:13:21Is that what it's about?
00:13:23All right.
00:13:24But let's still like civilised German beings.
00:13:26What are you on about?
00:13:27What am I on about?
00:13:29I'm on about a race.
00:13:31See, the problem is you don't know Belfast.
00:13:33And you don't know Dublin.
00:13:36So why don't we have a race starting in Dublin and ending in Belfast?
00:13:40That way, we'll both be fucked once.
00:13:42All right, well, we'd better finish in Dublin.
00:13:44Because I don't think you would get out of Belfast if we finished there.
00:13:47No problem.
00:13:48Well, if the fellas are driving, the girls have to be passengers.
00:13:50No way, I'm driving.
00:13:51Here, I'm wearing my new dress.
00:13:53Oh, I'm wearing my long boots.
00:13:54I might wear my...
00:13:55Oh, it's going to be mad.
00:13:56Mad, it'll be brilliant.
00:13:57Are yous for real?
00:13:58Are yous for real?
00:13:59I don't know what I'm thinking.
00:14:01I'm not into this shit anymore.
00:14:03You just tried to say you were into it a minute ago.
00:14:05Now, that's what I like about you, Wacker.
00:14:06You're so unpredictable.
00:14:08Don't start using big hoes with me, pal.
00:14:10That's not a big word.
00:14:11You get that word in the sports pages.
00:14:13Or maybe you don't read the newspapers.
00:14:15Jesus.
00:14:16For fuck's sake.
00:14:17What the hell are you?
00:14:18Jesus, Louise, keep him under control, will you?
00:14:20Come here.
00:14:21Listen to me.
00:14:22Calm down, ma'am.
00:14:22Would you relax?
00:14:23It's not water.
00:14:24No one's out to get you.
00:14:25Look at me.
00:14:27It's not water, man.
00:14:28All right, right.
00:14:28Look at me.
00:14:29It's not water.
00:14:30All right?
00:14:31Look at me.
00:14:31Jesus, Louise.
00:14:33What the fuck is that, Rob?
00:14:34What the fuck is that, Rob?
00:14:34What the fuck?
00:14:35I'm not going to make the fuck out of me.
00:14:36Cover myself.
00:14:38Fuck you.
00:14:38Get the fuck out of here.
00:14:39What the fuck?
00:14:40You never know what that madman's going to do next.
00:14:44I'm going to fucking kill him, country.
00:14:46I don't care what you say.
00:14:47You shouldn't have saying that.
00:14:49He can't read.
00:14:51How the fuck was I supposed to know that?
00:14:53Do I really give a fuck?
00:14:54I'm only saying.
00:14:56He's worse since his dad was put away.
00:14:58Sorry, come on.
00:14:58We shouldn't be talking about him.
00:14:59Mum will go down to the shops and get a nice pop to take down that swelling.
00:15:04Give your head back.
00:15:06What if there was money involved?
00:15:10Go on.
00:15:14Say it was £200 a car.
00:15:17Do we not take it all?
00:15:18All of us look up.
00:15:19Where am I going to get £200?
00:15:24We can get £200.
00:15:25What are you telling me for, retard?
00:15:27Listen, we've something to organise here.
00:15:33Let's organise it.
00:15:38I'd have to go back to Belfast.
00:15:40Let's go.
00:15:41Let's go.
00:15:42Let's go.
00:15:54Let's go.
00:15:55Let's go.
00:15:56that looks really sexy on you i hope you didn't blow all your money we're gonna have to do some
00:16:15serious drinking tonight carol i'll tell you something i won't know what that brother of
00:16:18mine wants us all here for i don't know but he's up to something
00:16:26right there spock how are you all right back now what about you
00:16:46all right johnny t right there bobby boone ripley are in there it's johnny t sounds like him now
00:16:51oh well johnny what about you are you all right well johnny t how you doing ripley you okay are
00:17:00you all right you sure have you heard what's happening what's happening bobby shut up and
00:17:03wait i will not let johnny t explain i was gonna wait till gash got here but seen his spa cat to
00:17:08tell his little sister i told her because i didn't want her going going where are you yeah i am what's
00:17:13all this hold on a minute will you all right well i may as well sit down if you're gonna make another
00:17:16speech okay see how i was down in dublin jesus
00:17:36what did you just say i was just saying that he's fucking nuts for coming back to belfast that's all
00:17:41all righty one moment about you all right guys so did i miss anything guys just listen eh sweet
00:17:48there's going to be a race from belfast to dublin and the first car to get to the pope's cross
00:17:53is going to be king of the roads oh are you serious any next one you count me in
00:17:57does my wee pat want to come with me yes she is and she doesn't care about my brother
00:18:03you never let me have any fun while i'm going and you didn't think giving gas a hard time is going
00:18:07to stop me either jesus johnny you've always to push things one bit too far don't you but boo wait
00:18:12till i tell you it's 200 pounds a car and there's three cars going from dublin that's real money
00:18:19well that's me off to barcelona when i win you're gonna get 200 pounds just clown i've got my dollar
00:18:23i'm gonna sell my guitar i won't even have to thieve it so when is it bigger well that's the other thing
00:18:29it's tonight what night oh jenny are you serious you doggie oh happy days how am i for this better
00:18:36start planning really making it so oh i won't question jenny where the fuck's pope's cross
00:18:40mate aunts are coming right up i sent a big park they have down there where's that phoenix park
00:18:45they call it how are you supposed to find that all right so we'll just ask them on where it is
00:18:48let me sort that out
00:18:54what's the situation with the money well we were going to bury the money at pope's cross but we didn't have the
00:18:58time so we decided that mean wacker would take each tribe's money if that's all right with you yeah
00:19:04wacker i thought he was a mad bastard yes do you know something if this gets you out of here might
00:19:11not be a bad thing at all i'm coming with you there's no way but guess why i'm gonna make sure
00:19:17you get on that bloody plane no that's the condition on which you're going right
00:19:28thank you all right everyone all right with them yeah settled in sweet
00:19:48i don't know if you are killing me so am i if we have to get out of the car and run what are you
00:20:07gonna do then well you just make sure i don't have to run
00:20:10is he completely blind
00:20:18i am tom
00:20:23i am tom
00:20:30resided yep get around
00:20:33come on
00:20:40you have enough fair play gentle let's go shopping
00:20:48six junior fairs to belfast please are you sure you're under 16
00:20:54of course we are
00:21:11are you sure you're under 15?
00:21:13Of course we are
00:21:21הפäis
00:21:44Plainajen
00:21:45did you bring any of that stuff did ya'
00:21:47F*** specialized
00:21:48Face cream
00:21:50Faze crAm
00:21:51Would you snap out of your buzz?
00:21:53Use your spit if your face is dirty.
00:21:55You bollocks, not wrecking me skin with you.
00:21:58You only have to use a little bit.
00:22:01No.
00:22:04Jesus, she's worse.
00:22:06What have you got that for?
00:22:07I have dry skin, right?
00:22:08Have you got a problem with that?
00:22:09Yeah, I have.
00:22:11Ah, fuck off.
00:22:13What are you and your horrors for, Rachel?
00:22:15You know that way you get a bad feeling about something.
00:22:18What a poxy train now!
00:22:20Yeah, well, maybe we should be getting off the poxy train.
00:22:23These realise they still have guns up there.
00:22:25Will you chill the fuck out with your guns?
00:22:27Yeah, well, yes, you're up.
00:22:28You're pulling me off it now.
00:22:29Are you so depressing me?
00:22:31Fuck you.
00:22:37They're after depressing me.
00:22:38So I'm coming over here to depress you.
00:22:40And believe me, these will be depressed.
00:22:44So, what were you talking about?
00:22:46The Ritz and all?
00:22:48Yeah.
00:22:50Well, fucking talk, then.
00:22:52Go on, Crunchy.
00:22:53What were you saying?
00:22:54I'm not saying nothing with Horner Horrors.
00:22:56Yeah, yeah, me Horrors.
00:22:57So what?
00:22:58I go on, Crunchy.
00:22:59Tell us all your problems.
00:23:01He doesn't realise that the war is over up there.
00:23:03Yeah, and I suppose you know all about it.
00:23:05Yeah.
00:23:06When was the last time you were up there?
00:23:09I'm sorry, I'm not telling you.
00:23:10Look, all I'm saying is the Norges are going to know where it's easy to get across the border.
00:23:19We don't know anything about that shit.
00:23:21If we follow them just to the border, we can lead them for dirt as soon as we get across.
00:23:24And all I'm saying is it's a fucking race.
00:23:27I'm following nobody.
00:23:29And why have you got stopped at a checkpoint?
00:23:30Nobody's stopping me at no checkpoint.
00:23:32Yeah, that's my man, Whacker.
00:23:34But I'll tell you something.
00:23:35If there's soldiers there with guns, they'll stop you.
00:23:37And you won't have nothing to say about it.
00:23:39Believe me, child.
00:23:40That's what you think.
00:23:45When the da's locked away, Whacko will play.
00:23:48I hope that's a replicant.
00:23:51It's a replicant.
00:23:53Whatever.
00:23:55Yeah, it's a replicant.
00:23:58Jesus, Whacker.
00:24:00Don't show that to Rachel.
00:24:01Whatever you do, she'll be hyper to bits.
00:24:02You must be fucking mad.
00:24:31Mom?
00:24:32Check.
00:24:34Cameras?
00:24:35Check.
00:24:36Slim Jims?
00:24:37Check.
00:24:38Carbs?
00:24:40Check.
00:24:42New mobile?
00:24:43Check.
00:24:44Here you go.
00:24:47Thanks.
00:24:52Take this and keep it safe.
00:24:54You're going to give me a ring every now and then to make sure everything's all right.
00:24:57Do you hear me?
00:24:58Yes, I do.
00:24:59May I tell you?
00:25:00Oh, Johnny, tell me what's happening.
00:25:07Oh, Johnny.
00:25:08Oh, Johnny.
00:25:08Come on.
00:25:08Hi.
00:25:09How you doing?
00:25:11Oh.
00:25:12Did you get the keys?
00:25:13Mm-hmm.
00:25:14Yep.
00:25:15Here they are.
00:25:15One of these is going to fit.
00:25:20Right.
00:25:20Do you know what I mean?
00:25:21It's going to be sweet in it, mate.
00:25:22Everything's going to go all right.
00:25:25It's going to be cool.
00:25:26Are they soldiers or police?
00:25:38They look like fucking Nazis.
00:25:40They're ass-winks in uniforms.
00:25:48Uniform shit.
00:25:49It's like another country.
00:25:52They're planet more like.
00:25:54It's scared of me shitless.
00:25:56Cruci, if you've gone without us lost, I'll punch the head off you.
00:26:01I told you, my sense of the relation was bollocks.
00:26:03I told you, my son, my son, my son, my son, my son, my son.
00:26:33I told you, my son, my son, my son, my son.
00:27:03I told you, my son, my son, my son, my son, my son, my son.
00:27:16Rachel, hiya.
00:27:19Crunchy.
00:27:20Let's start.
00:27:21Starry.
00:27:26This is guys' girlfriend, Bobby.
00:27:29He's not taking the photographs.
00:27:30Oh, that's Ripley and Spock.
00:27:33This is Sharon.
00:27:34Hi.
00:27:35Hi, Sharon.
00:27:36And this is Louise.
00:27:37Hi.
00:27:38And this is Johnny T's sister.
00:27:39All right.
00:27:40Bill.
00:27:41So you're Louise?
00:27:42Yeah.
00:27:43Oh, that's a lovely skirt.
00:27:44You know Johnny's going to Barcelona?
00:27:45Huh?
00:27:46He's always going to Barcelona.
00:27:47Yeah, this time he has to go.
00:27:48I don't know what you're telling me for.
00:27:50Here, do you want a smoke?
00:27:51Have they not done my place up yet, no?
00:27:53No.
00:27:54You started?
00:27:56I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
00:28:00The
00:28:12Trust you.
00:28:20Try it.
00:28:23Showtime?
00:28:30What the fuck?
00:29:00What the fuck?
00:29:30Come on this way, come on!
00:29:32Jesus!
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00:31:12Well, come on, get in and give us a fucking hand.
00:31:20Fuck's sake.
00:31:32Pink.
00:31:33Are you joking me?
00:31:35Come on, Biggie, come on.
00:31:36Oh, bullies.
00:31:47The door is open.
00:31:54Thunderbirds are gone.
00:32:07We're on.
00:32:08Nice one, here we go.
00:32:10We're going to be last.
00:32:12Oh, Jesus, please don't let us be last.
00:32:15How's it all so confused why you used this?
00:32:38You got it.
00:32:47You got it for yourselves.
00:32:49Right.
00:32:51Woo!
00:32:56Shut up, motherfuckers.
00:32:58Nick, it's so.
00:32:59No!
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00:33:05No!
00:33:06No!
00:33:07No!
00:33:07No!
00:33:08No!
00:33:08No!
00:33:19Yeah, that's what you, chief, pal!
00:33:31Their last retort!
00:33:34Jesus, why'd I have to get the retort?
00:33:37You wouldn't dare.
00:33:42Let me in!
00:33:45Let me in, I'll fucking brain you!
00:33:56She's my car, and I'm the boss, right?
00:34:00Right?
00:34:01Yeah, right!
00:34:02Just get moving, for fuck's sake!
00:34:07Let me in, I'll be right back.
00:34:37Let me in, I'll be right back.
00:35:07Let me in, I'll be right back.
00:35:37Let me in, I'll be right back.
00:35:39Let me in, I'll be right back.
00:35:41Let me in, I'll be right back.
00:35:43Let me in, I'll be right back.
00:35:45Let me in, I'll be right back.
00:35:47Let me in, I'll be right back.
00:35:49Let me in, I'll be right back.
00:35:51Let me in, I'll be right back.
00:35:53Let me in, I'll be right back.
00:35:55Let me in, I'll be right back.
00:35:57Let me in, I'll be right back.
00:35:59Let me in, I'll be right back.
00:36:01Let me in, I'll be right back.
00:36:03Let me in, I'll be right back.
00:36:05Let me in, I'll be right back.
00:36:07Let me in, I'll be right back.
00:36:17Let me in, I'll be right back.
00:36:23It's not a fucking station, it's just a station.
00:36:26Jesus Christ, we'd probably get me briefed in our hand, was he?
00:36:41Aw, fucking bollocks.
00:36:44Sorry to have had just bollocks.
00:36:47I'm ten pressing course license, Mr. Spock.
00:36:50Ten-four, Mr. Ripley.
00:36:51Poor position, Mr. Spock.
00:36:53Feels good, Mrs. Ripley.
00:36:55Tab time, perhaps.
00:36:57Tab time is all the time, Mrs. Ripley.
00:37:00That's a big ten-four, Mr. Spock.
00:37:06Cruising altitude signs, perhaps.
00:37:08Make it so.
00:37:21Dirty fucking bollocks.
00:37:33Dirty fucking bollocks.
00:37:51Left air is coming up, Mr. Spock.
00:37:53Just speed.
00:37:54Let's handle him.
00:37:55Make it up, so.
00:37:57Punch, look.
00:38:15The noise is getting out of the mouth of it already.
00:38:19Follow them, Punch.
00:38:27Watch this!
00:38:57Here we go.
00:39:27Jesus, Johnny!
00:39:33No!
00:39:57No!
00:39:58No!
00:39:59No!
00:40:00No!
00:40:01No!
00:40:02No!
00:40:03No!
00:40:04No!
00:40:05No!
00:40:06No!
00:40:07Wait till I tell me brothers you were going to leave me in Belfast.
00:40:10They'll do you, son.
00:40:12You just wait till I tell.
00:40:15Were you going to leave me there?
00:40:19Well, that's for me to know if you were to find out, isn't it?
00:40:26No!
00:40:27You can't.
00:40:28You can't!
00:40:30Fuck.
00:40:43You wouldn't have her, didn't you?
00:40:55How the fuck would you know what anybody has in them?
00:40:58When you spend your whole time talking, putting people down?
00:41:02You know nothing about nobody, cos you never shut the fuck up.
00:41:05You never give anybody a bleeding chance, cos you never fucking listen.
00:41:13Did you bring any music with you?
00:41:28Sorry. Excuse me. Am I allowed to speak?
00:41:43I didn't bring any music, did you?
00:41:51Yeah.
00:42:13Listen, I wouldn't have left you behind.
00:42:35We're going to have to make up our last win.
00:42:38The game browsing course, Mrs. Ripley?
00:42:56That's a big chance for him, Mr. Spock.
00:43:00You tend to lose the Klingons.
00:43:06Jesus Christ!
00:43:10Stop it there, couldn't you?
00:43:18He came out of nowhere.
00:43:20He just appeared in front of us.
00:43:25It wouldn't have been our fault.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:31We're looking for him, I was driving.
00:43:33That's my manager.
00:43:46Did we lose the Klingons?
00:43:48We did, Shirley.
00:43:49This is too easy.
00:43:51Don't call me Shirley.
00:43:53Are you okay?
00:43:54I think your hands stink.
00:44:07I think, I think your hands think.
00:44:16Oh my God.
00:44:18The ball's gonna get better.
00:44:24I'm pulling in, baby. I'm pulling all in.
00:44:27So what you doing for like, too? Quickly.
00:44:37I'm pulling in.
00:44:39I'm pulling in.
00:44:46Shh.
00:44:47Shh.
00:44:49Shh.
00:44:51Shh.
00:44:53Shh.
00:45:05Shh.
00:45:09Shh.
00:45:11Shh.
00:45:13Shh.
00:45:15Shh.
00:45:16I'm sorry.
00:45:46Let's go to the house, will you?
00:45:56Glasses?
00:45:57Yeah, yeah.
00:46:07Thanks.
00:46:16If I was just leaving Belfast, they could say they drove me out.
00:46:29But this is different.
00:46:32I still can't believe you're going.
00:46:35As soon as I win this race, I'm going straight to Dublin airport, in a taxi,
00:46:40and the first plane of Barcelona is going to have me on it.
00:46:46Do you see why he's driving?
00:46:51He'll never beat this baby or that to you.
00:46:53I don't know what you're worrying about him for.
00:46:55It's a race.
00:46:57Why are you sticking behind him?
00:46:59Wait till I get to the border.
00:47:00Then I'll show you a race.
00:47:02This baby can do 120 nobody.
00:47:04This is a race.
00:47:05I'm following nobody.
00:47:07This is personal.
00:47:16For fuck's sake.
00:47:21How the fuck did we get into this mad place?
00:47:24We didn't.
00:47:26You did.
00:47:27This shit happens.
00:47:31I don't like it here.
00:47:33It's scary.
00:47:37Look, Crunch, let's ask them over there.
00:47:39Hey.
00:47:48All right?
00:47:49Hey.
00:47:50Can you tell us how to get on a road that goes to Dublin?
00:47:52Going to Dublin are you?
00:47:53Yeah.
00:47:55Up here on holidays then I'll take it.
00:47:56Yeah, look, can you just tell us how to get out with you?
00:47:58Sure, no problem.
00:47:59Now you have to turn the car around first.
00:48:01Take a right down that street, travel for about a hundred yards,
00:48:04take your first left, straight ahead and you're on your way.
00:48:07All right, nice one.
00:48:10Lovely car you've got there, hey?
00:48:12Yeah.
00:48:13Fucking easy.
00:48:37疲 وس.
00:48:38Nice.
00:48:52Bullocks!
00:48:53Can I do exactly what that old braid said?
00:48:56I really don't like this.
00:49:00He said turn the car round, take their right,
00:49:04force left, the godsawa doesn't even know how to get out of past,
00:49:06I'm sure he doesn't even know how to grab his own blade in town.
00:49:16Oh, Jesus, who is it?
00:49:18It's not the salvation army.
00:49:24What are they going to do?
00:49:29They're not going to get a chance to do nothing.
00:49:33I'm going to crudge you the fuckers.
00:49:36Let's go.
00:49:50Get out of here.
00:49:52Get out of here.
00:49:55Get out of here.
00:49:57What are you doing?
00:50:01I'm just going to punch you!
00:50:05Again!
00:50:07No! Leave him alone!
00:50:09Bring the fucking bitch up, so she can see that!
00:50:13We're not from here! We're from Dublin!
00:50:15Are you not kidding?
00:50:17Will you pick an alternative to pissing?
00:50:23Right, come on.
00:50:31Crunchy!
00:50:43Colton!
00:50:59Shop ahead.
00:51:01I don't know about Joe, but I believe he's starving.
00:51:15What are you stopping here for? I thought you were going to get some grub.
00:51:21We are.
00:51:22But if I go up to the shop, and you see this little twerp getting out,
00:51:25they're going to make a phone call, aren't they?
00:51:27They're going to say there's a tiny Joe out of here. He's in a robbed car.
00:51:30It's a fault I can golf.
00:51:31That registration number is...
00:51:32All right, Anto, you don't have to bite me head off every time I open me mouth.
00:51:36You have to give me a chance as well, you know.
00:51:40I'm going to stop giving out now, okay?
00:51:42Okay.
00:51:43Okay.
00:51:54You go and buy something.
00:51:55Right.
00:51:56Give us ten blackjacks.
00:51:57Six store bolts.
00:51:58Six store bolts.
00:51:59Six store bolts.
00:52:00Six store bolts.
00:52:0220 corner bolts.
00:52:0320 corner bolts.
00:52:04Six store bolts.
00:52:05Six store bolts.
00:52:10Six store bolts.
00:52:11Six store bolts.
00:52:12Six store bolts.
00:52:17Six store bolts.
00:52:18Six store bolts.
00:52:19Six store bolts.
00:52:24Look at the frontÙ‘ing.
00:52:25Eleven.
00:52:26Eight.
00:52:27Three.
00:52:28Nine.
00:52:29Four, six.
00:52:30Five.
00:52:31Eight.
00:52:32Nine.
00:52:33Nine.
00:52:34Two.
00:52:35Four.
00:52:36Seven.
00:52:37Eight?
00:52:38Seven.
00:52:39Nine.
00:52:40Nine.
00:52:41Eight.
00:52:42Eight.
00:52:43Eight.
00:52:45Two.
00:52:45Eight.
00:52:46Eight.
00:52:47Eight.
00:52:48Seven.
00:52:49Eight.
00:52:50Eight.
00:52:51Eight.
00:52:52Eight.
00:52:54Ten goals of balds.
00:53:01You got me there all day, are you?
00:53:20Here.
00:53:22These are for you.
00:53:24What?
00:53:25Take it, will you?
00:53:31Now listen, eh, don't tell yours I get into you,
00:53:35because, like, it looks like it as it is, you know?
00:53:39Anto.
00:53:40What?
00:53:41I won't tell anyone.
00:53:45And don't take any more sort on you either.
00:53:48Thanks, Ant.
00:53:48Is he still behind us?
00:53:55Of course he is.
00:53:56What the fuck is he doing going this way?
00:54:08Stupid bastard.
00:54:10Who's the stupid bastard?
00:54:12We know what you're going to say, so just shut the fuck up.
00:54:14Don't tell me to shut up.
00:54:15Shut the fuck up, we're trying to drive you sitting there wrecking me head.
00:54:21You're not racing me.
00:54:22You're racing him.
00:54:23Take it, mate.
00:54:24Look what I'm saying.
00:54:27Here we are.
00:54:32Goodbye, Sarah.
00:54:33Hi.
00:54:34Look what I'm doing now.
00:54:40Hello, guys.
00:54:40Are you föntat?
00:54:41See you?
00:54:42Hey!
00:54:42Come on, you're gone.
00:54:46Here we go.
00:54:46Hey, did you see that?
00:54:58What?
00:54:58That sound. Did you see it?
00:55:00No what sound?
00:55:07Are we really across the border?
00:55:13We are now.
00:55:14Either that, or someone come out and put that sand up just to confuse us.
00:55:17.
00:55:24. . .
00:55:29. . .
00:56:33Good job you had smokes left.
00:56:55Yeah.
00:56:56What would you do if you won the lottery?
00:57:05Eh, I'll buy one of these.
00:57:09They're grand all yokes, you know.
00:57:11Is that all?
00:57:13I'd be on the first plane to Majorca and I'd never come back.
00:57:17Would you not go away anywhere?
00:57:21Yeah, well, there is one place, yeah.
00:57:25You gonna tell me or what?
00:57:27No.
00:57:28You'll only start slagging me.
00:57:30Cross my heart, I won't.
00:57:32Yeah, I do want.
00:57:33I'd buy one of these and I'd head towards Donegal.
00:57:38Donegal?
00:57:39Yeah.
00:57:40I went up there last year on an Irish-speaking holiday.
00:57:43Slave lakes now.
00:57:45The highest sea cliff ice in Europe.
00:57:48You'd want to see a certain.
00:57:50Two thousand feet straight off the sea.
00:57:53You'd get this.
00:57:54You'd get this.
00:57:55A load of tapes.
00:57:56A few cans.
00:57:57Head up there.
00:57:58And just look at it.
00:58:01Would it be just you going up?
00:58:04Yeah.
00:58:05Well, there's somebody else wanted to go up.
00:58:08What if there was someone else?
00:58:11Then it wouldn't be just me then, would it?
00:58:18Listen, Anto.
00:58:19I'm sorry about all the slagging and all.
00:58:22I tell you.
00:58:24Your tongue's as sharp as a bleeding riser, do you know that?
00:58:27How would you know?
00:58:28You don't even shave yet.
00:58:30He can't do it at all, can he?
00:58:32No.
00:58:33This tongue's good at some other things.
00:58:37Jesus Christ.
00:58:39Jesus Christ.
00:59:07Jesus Christ.
00:59:08Jesus Christ.
00:59:09Jesus Christ.
00:59:10Jesus Christ.
00:59:11Jesus Christ.
00:59:12Jesus Christ.
00:59:13Jesus Christ.
00:59:14Jesus Christ.
00:59:15Jesus Christ.
00:59:16Jesus Christ.
00:59:17Jesus Christ.
00:59:18Jesus Christ.
00:59:19Jesus Christ.
00:59:20Jesus Christ.
00:59:21Jesus Christ.
00:59:22Jesus Christ.
00:59:23Jesus Christ.
00:59:24Jesus Christ.
00:59:25Jesus Christ.
00:59:26Jesus Christ.
00:59:27Jesus Christ.
00:59:28Jesus Christ.
00:59:29Jesus Christ.
00:59:30Jesus Christ.
00:59:31Jesus Christ.
00:59:32Jesus Christ.
00:59:33Jesus Christ.
00:59:34Jesus Christ.
00:59:35Jesus Christ.
00:59:36Oh, fuck no.
00:59:52Fix that bathroom of a morrowee pad.
00:59:55Bloody fucking thing.
01:00:06Oh, fuck no, fuck no, fuck no.
01:00:36Hold tight.
01:01:06Fuckin' scornbikes!
01:01:20No!
01:01:21No, Acker!
01:01:22No!
01:01:23What's he doing?
01:01:26Shoot the grill, motherfuckers!
01:01:30Oh, fuck!
01:01:32He died!
01:01:34Help!
01:01:36Open your door!
01:01:37He's getting in the car!
01:01:38What are you doing?
01:01:39What are you doing?
01:01:40What are you doing?
01:01:41What are you doing?
01:01:42What are you doing?
01:01:43What are you doing?
01:01:44What the fuck are you doing?
01:01:45Get into the car!
01:01:46Get into the car!
01:01:49What the fuck?
01:01:51You stupid, fuckin' lying bastard!
01:02:02What a fucking planet do you think you're on?
01:02:05Jesus Christ!
01:02:06We're all fucked now!
01:02:08My mouth out getting shot and it doesn't even work!
01:02:11Look!
01:02:12Jesus Christ, Wacker!
01:02:14You are one lucky bastard!
01:02:16You're only grazed!
01:02:18I don't believe this!
01:02:20Here!
01:02:21Give me me fucking car back!
01:02:22It's my fucking car!
01:02:23I robbed it!
01:02:24Don't get fucking real, Wacker!
01:02:25Oh, fuck!
01:02:26Boo!
01:02:27What are you slowing down for?
01:02:28Don't laugh!
01:02:29Don't lose!
01:02:30What's wrong?
01:02:31I've been shot!
01:02:32What?
01:02:33Haven't I?
01:02:34Jesus Christ, Boo!
01:02:35I'm alright, John!
01:02:36Just make sure they don't catch us!
01:02:37You've been shot!
01:02:38I'm alright!
01:02:39Would you put something on that, Wacker?
01:02:40I didn't mean for it!
01:02:41Hold on, Boo!
01:02:42Hold on!
01:02:43Where's the nearest hospital?
01:02:44I'm heading for it!
01:02:45Hold my hand!
01:02:46Hold on!
01:02:47I didn't mean for it!
01:02:48I didn't mean for it!
01:02:49Hold on, Boo!
01:02:50Hold on!
01:02:51Where's the nearest hospital?
01:02:52I'm heading for it!
01:02:53Hold my hand!
01:02:54Hold on!
01:02:55We'll get you out with it!
01:02:56Is it far?
01:02:59We'll get you to a hospital!
01:03:01I can't feel my legs!
01:03:02Of course you can!
01:03:03Look!
01:03:04You felt that, didn't you?
01:03:07No!
01:03:08We'll get you to a hospital!
01:03:10I can't feel my legs!
01:03:11Of course you can!
01:03:13Look!
01:03:14Look, you felt that, didn't you?
01:03:17Of course you did.
01:03:28Feels good, doesn't it?
01:03:31My mother used to do it after me when I was sick.
01:03:37Made me feel better.
01:03:44Jesus, my sister.
01:03:57Ridley, would you ring her?
01:03:58I don't know.
01:03:59I don't know.
01:04:00I don't know.
01:04:14I don't know.
01:04:41Just a new answer.
01:04:42I'm sorry.
01:04:45I don't know.
01:04:46I don't know.
01:04:47I don't know.
01:04:48I don't know.
01:04:49I don't know.
01:05:07What the hell?
01:05:10We'll get another car. I'll be waiting here, all right?
01:05:15You should just get out of here. You're in big trouble, Whacker.
01:05:18We know that. We'll be waiting.
01:05:19Now, let's get her in.
01:05:32Where's the doctor? We need a doctor!
01:05:35This way.
01:05:39There we go.
01:05:45Here, can you get what's aobany?
01:05:49Yes, come on.
01:05:59It's a lot, there.
01:06:01I am. We've stabilised her condition. She's gonna be fine.
01:06:22Someone will let you know when you can see her.
01:06:29Listen. Come here.
01:06:31Tell us about Barcelona.
01:06:34I don't really know anything about it.
01:06:37I've got a mate over there I can stay with for a little while.
01:06:40Other than that, I only know it's sunny.
01:06:43Do you know that myself?
01:06:45You've not got a job or nothing there?
01:06:47No.
01:06:49Never been anywhere before.
01:06:52I've hardly ever been out of Dublin.
01:06:54Why don't you come over with me?
01:06:57Oh, yeah, I could, all right.
01:06:59If we ever get out of this, will you come to Barcelona with me?
01:07:11Yeah.
01:07:20Come on.
01:07:21I know.
01:07:22I know.
01:07:23Come on.
01:07:24Okay, all right.
01:07:25Come on.
01:07:57Is she all right?
01:08:08I wasn't able to see her, but they said she was going to be all right.
01:08:12She's probably better off than we are.
01:08:16Where the fuck am we going, by the way?
01:08:18Keep going straight. I'll tell you when it turns.
01:08:27Oh, fuck! Helicopter!
01:08:31I'll tell you when it turns.
01:09:01Go and see if he's gone.
01:09:04No, sit tight.
01:09:14What the fuck are we going to do then?
01:09:16Stay here till we get a fucking invitation.
01:09:18Go on and check.
01:09:18Go on and check.
01:09:20Go on and check.
01:09:21Okay.
01:09:22More helicopter.
01:09:42No more helicopter. We're okay.
01:10:12Anto, you're not going very fast, are you?
01:10:20No.
01:10:22What are you thinking about?
01:10:24Ah, you wouldn't want to know.
01:10:27Try me.
01:10:31I was just thinking about those holiday homes we passed back there.
01:10:36There didn't seem to be anybody in them.
01:10:38Where are you now?
01:10:40What about the race?
01:10:43I don't fancy going back to Dublin.
01:10:45We've only just left the place.
01:10:48Yeah.
01:10:51If that's the way you feel, you're going the wrong way, aren't you?
01:11:12Did you see that?
01:11:27Yeah.
01:11:28What the fuck was it?
01:11:36We just got overtaken on the inside.
01:11:40I don't know how long I've been driving at 10 miles per hour.
01:11:53I don't know how long I've been driving at 10 miles per hour.
01:12:05Do you think you can drive?
01:12:07I don't even want to get back into the car.
01:12:09We're riding the border.
01:12:22We're ridin' the border. There's a river down there, the other side's the Republic.
01:12:36There's a checkpoint only about a mile up the road there, but this is the only part where we can get across the river.
01:12:41Listen, I'll get him wet in all of her. You always go on.
01:12:50Call him Louise.
01:12:51What's going on with you?
01:12:54Sneaking with me car.
01:12:59The whole place will be crawling with soldiers. What are you talking about?
01:13:10Yeah.
01:13:11What?
01:13:18We need him more than we do.
01:13:21Crunchy.
01:13:22You told me about Barcelona, ma'am.
01:13:24Quacker, would you come back to us?
01:13:27Crunchy, you told me about Barcelona, ma'am.
01:13:33Quacker, would you come back to us?
01:13:57Quacker!
01:14:00Let him go!
01:14:27Aaaaaaaaah!!
01:14:46HOTOWAKA!!!
01:14:50HOTOWAKA!!!
01:14:57I don't know.
01:15:27I don't know.
01:15:57I don't know.
01:16:27I don't know.
01:16:57I don't know.
01:17:27I don't know.
01:17:57I don't know.
01:18:27I don't know.
01:18:57I don't know.
01:19:27I don't know.
01:19:57I don't know.
01:20:27I don't know.
01:20:57I don't know.
01:21:27I don't know.
01:21:29I don't know.
01:21:57I don't know.
01:21:59I don't know.
01:22:01I don't know.
01:22:03I don't know.
01:22:09I don't know.
01:22:15I don't know.
01:22:21I don't know.
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