Whoops Apocalypse | show | 1982 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

Whoops Apocalypse is a six-part 1982 British sitcom by Andrew Marshall and David Renwick, made by London Weekend Televis | dHNfanl5cmZoLTM5OVE

Transcript

00:00Read it back to me again, will you, Dave?

00:02Oh, right, all right.

00:06Minutes of Her Majesty's Cabinet meeting.

00:10Convened at 10.33 a.m.

00:12One, nationalized banks, increased pension, raised social benefits,

00:16granted fee, public transport for all.

00:19Set up massive job creation scheme to reduce unemployment by five and a half million.

00:25Total cost, 1,000 billion pounds.

00:27Two, withhold all future EEC contributions, serve notice of withdrawal.

00:32Abolish Trident's last defense spending by 98%.

00:36Cancel the civil list and close down the Daily Telegraph.

00:42Total saving, 1,000 billion pounds.

00:48Any other business?

00:49Abolish House of Lords, withdrew from NATO,

00:52ox private education and settle the seaman strike.

00:54The meeting was adjourned after 10 minutes.