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A struggling sportscaster in New York City dreams of making it big but finds himself stuck in a dead-end job with little hope for a breakthrough. Everything changes when he accidentally acquires the former phone number of a famous basketball star. Suddenly, he’s receiving calls and messages meant for the athlete, giving him unexpected access to the glamorous world of professional sports. Seeing an opportunity, he uses the mistaken identity to his advantage, gaining attention, wealth, and influence. But as he dives deeper into the deception, the pressure mounts, and his web of lies begins to unravel. He soon faces a critical choice—continue chasing success built on falsehoods or risk losing trinianpal450 everything to reclaim his true self.
Comedy / Romance
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00:00:00Guys, I'm gonna make this right.
00:00:01The ride's over, Brett.
00:00:02Yeah, you're on your own, pal.
00:00:03Now, fellas!
00:00:07Come on!
00:00:10Who would have thought a simple change of phone number
00:00:12could have caused so many problems?
00:00:14You actually thought that you could use my own number
00:00:18and pretend to be me for your own personal gain.
00:00:21Your moron!
00:00:23Go right ahead.
00:00:25Judge me.
00:00:26Girls?
00:00:26But to fully understand the pickle I got myself into,
00:00:29I think we should start from the beginning.
00:00:31You hug the seat,
00:00:32and you, big boy,
00:00:34you go right up the middle.
00:00:36Ready?
00:00:39No, man. No cuts.
00:00:40Time out.
00:00:42Hey, baby.
00:00:43Aren't you supposed to be at work?
00:00:59The kids in the school.
00:01:01We'll get trash and we break all the rules.
00:01:04They try to drag us to the office,
00:01:06but what can they do?
00:01:09We puff, puff, puff, suck.
00:01:12A single rep till we've gotten enough of.
00:01:15The teachers pulling out their head,
00:01:17cos there's nothing they can do.
00:01:18We're problem out of you.
00:01:20Hey, mister.
00:01:22We ain't going nowhere
00:01:25Hey, mister
00:01:28We ain't going nowhere, nowhere, nowhere, nowhere
00:01:33Tall boys in the streets
00:01:40With such a ruckus it awakens the trees, yeah
00:01:44Dr. Barker, but it's hardlocked, what can we do?
00:01:47Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
00:01:50We ain't going nowhere
00:01:51We ain't going nowhere
00:01:54And that, my friends, is how a guy catches a Class A case of the stick.
00:02:01Hey, you boxed me out! You can't even get out of the way!
00:02:03Come on, this is the box shot. Right there, right there. Boom! Boom!
00:02:06Oh, guys, boom!
00:02:08You didn't need that.
00:02:10It's great. One way to make more room in the truck.
00:02:16Nice.
00:02:18Ah, piss warm, but so be it.
00:02:20Mmm, more of a invented yoga pants deserves a Nobel piece of ass price.
00:02:27What?
00:02:28You gotta talk. You got the stink, bready boy, and a bad motherfucking case of it.
00:02:37I'm kidding. You since Jules dumped my sorry ass.
00:02:40Tell me about it. That girl full of puked in her mouth when she saw you.
00:02:44All you have to do is be confident in who you are, and you can have anything or anyone you want.
00:02:49Yeah, fake it till you make it. Act like you're packing a baker's dust.
00:02:51Ooh.
00:02:52That's your phone again?
00:02:56I'll check it later.
00:02:57What, is that? Oh, that's Jules, ain't it?
00:02:59Yes. Ain't it?
00:03:00Mind your own business.
00:03:01Hey, give me the phone.
00:03:02Come on, give it up, give it up, give it up, give it up.
00:03:04Come on.
00:03:05What the?
00:03:06Come on, Chi, don't.
00:03:07Holy shit!
00:03:08Pazman, Jules just sent Brett a text of her up blowing some dude.
00:03:11Don't fucking tease me like that, Chi. This one plays for the Jets, and unlike you, he has endurance.
00:03:16Oh, that is grim.
00:03:18It only happened one time. It was supposed to be a quickie.
00:03:21Let me see it.
00:03:22Mmm.
00:03:23Give me my phone.
00:03:24Topping it all off, I was forced to wash down the shit sandwich of Jules cheating by moving to where the rent was cheapest.
00:03:31Hey, boys.
00:03:34Mwah.
00:03:35Hey, ma.
00:03:36Here we go, boys.
00:03:38Saint, saint.
00:03:39Yeah, we got 30 seconds left, G. Check it. We're gonna steal this game.
00:03:42Keep counting your chickens, son. My families are still up by one.
00:03:45Hey, well, we got the Saint.
00:03:46Yo, do you think, cuz.
00:03:47This is where Tyson Saint James is magic. He's watching the clock tick down.
00:03:52Seven, six, five, and the Saint comes home to the home!
00:03:58We're back!
00:04:00Saint, Saint, Saint, Saint, Saint, Saint, Saint, Saint, Saint!
00:04:04Welcome back. I'm Vance Avery, live from the Knights locker room.
00:04:07And that was a sizzlerific game one.
00:04:10Philly came tonight ready to play.
00:04:12There he was, my childhood idol.
00:04:15A New York hero.
00:04:17The Saint.
00:04:18Living the dream with millions of dollars, a supermodel wife, and endless talent on the court.
00:04:23Oh, thanks, Vance. I feel, uh, it was a good game.
00:04:25You know, I've gotta give all the credit to my teammates, the coaching staff, our owner, Phil Page, and, of course, the big guy. God.
00:04:33So, my son has the stink. Go do something about it, I say. Look at these ballplayers. Not much older than you, most of them. And not a stinky one among them.
00:04:43Michael. He has a successful landscaping business.
00:04:47Thanks, Vance Avery.
00:04:48Garrett is a well-paid suit.
00:04:49Thank you, Marie.
00:04:50And you got bupkis.
00:04:52Thanks, Ma.
00:04:53Except a nice face and a silver tongue.
00:04:58Aw.
00:04:59You wanna be a sportscaster? Be a sportscaster.
00:05:02It's not that easy, Ma.
00:05:04Nothing's easy. I took out a second woman to pay for six years of college, and here you are, back at home, unemployed.
00:05:13I'll get another job.
00:05:14What you need to get first is a good girl. Or just go out and bang out an ugly one and rebuild from there.
00:05:20Thanks. I'll get right on that.
00:05:22Well, not with this you won't. Ladies pick up on the little things like duct tape and disgusting BJ pics from exes.
00:05:32Well, Jules does have nice breasts. I'll give her that. But a skank's a skank.
00:05:40Tomorrow, when you go job hunting in the city, I want you to get a new phone and a new number.
00:05:46Oh!
00:05:47Ma, was that really necessary? I can't afford a new phone.
00:05:51Well, listen, I am doing you a favor. Go prosper. And get yourself laid.
00:06:03A little birdie told me this in my ear. Now, if New York wins the finals, is it true that you'll be donating a million greenbacks?
00:06:09A million greenbacks to charity?
00:06:11You're good, bitch. Stage not.
00:06:14But yeah, I've agreed to donate my bonus to Jump Higher, a charity formed by our team owner's daughter, Nikki Page.
00:06:22Wave to the camera, boo!
00:06:23Nikki was perfect from the moment I saw her. Look at that girl.
00:06:27But why would a high-class girl like her ever want a schmuck like me? She deserved a prince or a saint.
00:06:36That was a nice plug on the charity bit. Very good.
00:06:39Oh, you betcha. That's man. Sure thing.
00:06:42So, uh, you got my kickback?
00:06:48You lost your mind, motherfucker.
00:06:49Shut your mouth and know your role. Scar be in touch.
00:06:55How about the boss's daughter, though?
00:06:57A shitty charity is worth a man if I get to tap that ass.
00:07:02If I hide, be tapping.
00:07:03Yeah.
00:07:14Hey, hey, hey, baby. What's going on?
00:07:20Fuck!
00:07:21Who are these whores?
00:07:22Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:07:23Son of a bitch!
00:07:24Congrats, daddy.
00:07:25Let's hook up soon.
00:07:27Exo, exo.
00:07:28You big!
00:07:31God damn it, girl.
00:07:32That hurt.
00:07:33I done told you I don't know who them bitches are, I swear.
00:07:37I had the same number since my rookie year.
00:07:40It's getting late.
00:07:42I had a big night.
00:07:44Now, come on.
00:07:45Get in the bed and let's celebrate.
00:07:46Whoa!
00:07:51Yeah.
00:07:54That's what I'm talking about, baby.
00:07:56Serve your king.
00:07:57Yes.
00:07:58Yes.
00:08:00Ah!
00:08:01What the fuck, Deanna?
00:08:02I told you I had that phone since my rookie year.
00:08:05Well, now it's broke.
00:08:06You need a new phone with a new number.
00:08:08And, amore, no pusetta until finals are over.
00:08:12What?
00:08:13Wait a minute.
00:08:14You know I can't function without the pusetta.
00:08:15Oh, too bad.
00:08:17If I find you cheating on me, I ruin you right before I take half your money.
00:08:22Capiche!
00:08:24I make love to shower head tonight.
00:08:39Brad Reynolds?
00:08:41As in the actor?
00:08:44Uh, that's Burt Reynolds.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46I'm supposed to meet my friend.
00:08:47Are we almost done?
00:08:48I want you to smack yourself in the face.
00:08:51Hard.
00:08:52What are you talking about?
00:08:53And dunk your head in the bucket until I call you back.
00:08:59All set.
00:09:00My guy slipped your phone into the system.
00:09:02Backdated six months.
00:09:03Untraceable.
00:09:04I just need you to assign a number.
00:09:07Want to choose?
00:09:08Wow.
00:09:09There's a lot of options there.
00:09:10Damn.
00:09:11All my people had that number.
00:09:12Might take some time, but I'll get the word out.
00:09:13Where we go?
00:09:14That one.
00:09:15Good choice, Brad Reynolds.
00:09:18Just be careful, cause Gianna's keeping a close watch.
00:09:21Maybe you should abstain until the finals are over.
00:09:23Abstain?
00:09:24Are you serious?
00:09:25I'm not like other athletes, Scar.
00:09:27I need sex.
00:09:28My game depends on it.
00:09:29I know, baby.
00:09:30I know.
00:09:31I know.
00:09:32I know.
00:09:33It was a relief to be free of texts from crazy jewels.
00:09:38But what I got instead was a stream of cryptic messages.
00:09:43York House.
00:09:44Cool.
00:09:45I've been kicked out of there twice.
00:09:46Mickey Page has always been an obsession of mine.
00:09:49If I can bang that out, I know I can win the finals.
00:09:53On it.
00:09:54Meanwhile, there's an escort waiting inside.
00:09:56Custom fit.
00:09:57She know what she's signing up for.
00:10:01Already paid her extra.
00:10:03Room 1302.
00:10:07That reminds me.
00:10:08I should call this guy back before he drowns.
00:10:10Yeah, you do that.
00:10:12That afternoon, Paz helped me hunt for temp jobs by calling around to his buddies in the blue-collar mafia.
00:10:18You have no idea how much power these guys actually wield around town.
00:10:23Don't believe me?
00:10:24Talk to the deputy mayor when city hall sewage pipes back up next Thursday and crap flows like the Nile.
00:10:30The mob can kill you.
00:10:32But the BCM can make your life miserable.
00:10:39Yo!
00:10:40What's the emergency?
00:10:41You're not gonna believe this, man.
00:10:42What?
00:10:43I get a text on my new phone, right, telling us to go to the York house.
00:10:46Now, I think it's just you messing with us, but when we get there, look what's waiting for us.
00:10:53Gold bling and killer bud, dude.
00:10:56Stop playing.
00:10:57Fucking sweet, right?
00:10:58What do I do, G?
00:10:59I just stole thousands of dollars.
00:11:01Stole?
00:11:02Bro.
00:11:03This is a swag bag.
00:11:05A what?
00:11:06Gratis.
00:11:07Rich people get this shit for free all the time.
00:11:09Keep it, dog.
00:11:12Oh, that's pimp.
00:11:13Really?
00:11:14I'm not sure how I feel about this.
00:11:16Well, how about we test out this spankity-dankity and then see how you feel.
00:11:23I'm in.
00:11:24Just, if you were wondering, I'm in.
00:11:25Definitely.
00:11:26So, I did what any red-blooded American would do.
00:11:30Got high as a kite.
00:11:31And by the time we finished smoking, my phone was blowing up.
00:11:34Again, this thing is non-stop.
00:11:36I say we go.
00:11:37It's because you're stoned and stupid.
00:11:38I say we return the phone.
00:11:39What?
00:11:40Come on, yo.
00:11:41This is ours.
00:11:42That's like the hottest club in town.
00:11:43It's like the hottest club in town.
00:11:44It's like the hottest club in town.
00:11:45It's like the hottest club in town.
00:11:46It's like the hottest club in town.
00:11:47It's like the hottest club in town.
00:11:48It's like the hottest club in town.
00:11:52It's like the hottest club in town.
00:11:53If you want to meet Movers and Shakers, Mr. Sportscaster, that is where they hang.
00:11:57And what is your question, monsieur?
00:11:59So, I think my wife is sleeping with a co-worker.
00:12:02But it could also be in my head because my numbers are down this month and then he's killing it.
00:12:07What do you think?
00:12:08Never look a butterfly in the eye when it's time for bees to meet.
00:12:15Yeah.
00:12:16Yeah, you're right on me.
00:12:18Thanks a lot, man.
00:12:19Thanks a lot.
00:12:20I've got something extra for you.
00:12:22Fuck that bitch.
00:12:23Gotta love this guy.
00:12:24He's a fucking Yoda of hot dog cars.
00:12:26That made sense to you?
00:12:27Yo, you're next.
00:12:28Ask him about Oz.
00:12:29Two footlongs with mustard and ketchup.
00:12:33And Henri, I have a question too.
00:12:37So, there's this club like...
00:12:39Time is a precious flower, monsieur.
00:12:41Allons-y, how'd it go?
00:12:42Should we go to Oz or should I return the phone?
00:12:45It is what it is.
00:12:47It be what it be.
00:12:48Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the three.
00:12:53Okay.
00:12:54Yo, yo, yo, yo, my main man, Henri.
00:12:58The usual.
00:12:59Will I?
00:13:00Oui, monsieur.
00:13:01You will get laid tonight.
00:13:02De foie.
00:13:03I told you.
00:13:05Fucking Yoda.
00:13:06Hey, Henri.
00:13:07I already know the key to the universe is pussy.
00:13:10So, I'm gonna get two dogs heavy on the crowd.
00:13:13What do I got to lose?
00:13:28Oz was everything I dreamed it would be.
00:13:31Where the pretty people rubbed elbows and various other body parts.
00:13:35The guy who had this number before me had a life that I didn't.
00:13:38And right about now, I needed it.
00:13:43Hey, so the boy told us to take care of you.
00:13:48So, we're gonna put you on that prime seat in there.
00:13:50That'll work.
00:13:51For real.
00:13:52So, who's your boy anyway?
00:13:53I knew this was a bad, stupid, dumb, moronic, idiotic idea.
00:13:57Honestly, I have no idea.
00:13:59Good kid way to keep it discreet.
00:14:01Listen, the bottles on us, don't even tip.
00:14:03And Big Sweat knows I'll let you bring ladies up from the dance floor.
00:14:06You need anything?
00:14:07Have a good set.
00:14:09She's cute.
00:14:14She's like the Barbra Streisand, but now, my type.
00:14:18Guys, I'm gonna roll a few Appletinis and circle back.
00:14:21And don't worry, the past man got it under control.
00:14:25Listen, if you're not gonna at least pretend to try to impress me, I'm never going home with you.
00:14:35Hey, uh, how about we head to my crib and smoke a little cheaper?
00:14:40I'm in.
00:14:41Okay.
00:14:42Gotta find paths.
00:14:43Let them know we're out.
00:14:44Let's split up.
00:14:45I got the girls.
00:14:46So focus, son.
00:14:47Find a game.
00:14:48Don't be stinking up the stabbing cabin.
00:14:49Ladies.
00:14:50Consider this to be your fucking knight.
00:14:51Get your hand off of me.
00:14:52Hey, what the...
00:14:53Hey, man, that's enough.
00:14:54Hey, who the fuck are you?
00:14:55Enough.
00:14:56I will end you.
00:14:57Oh, yeah?
00:14:58Whoa.
00:14:59Whoa.
00:15:00Hey.
00:15:02Oh.
00:15:03I...
00:15:04It's you.
00:15:05Do I know you?
00:15:06No.
00:15:07No.
00:15:08No.
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00:15:29I'm, uh...
00:15:30Yo, Brett!
00:15:31Yeah!
00:15:32Yeah!
00:15:33Yeah!
00:15:34Yeah!
00:15:35Oh, no.
00:15:36Excuse me.
00:15:38Yeah.
00:15:40Get over here!
00:15:41Yeah!
00:15:42Yeah!
00:15:43Yeah!
00:15:44Yeah!
00:15:45Yeah!
00:15:46Yeah!
00:15:47Yeah!
00:15:48Oh, pass.
00:15:49Knock the dick.
00:15:50Ah!
00:15:51Oh.
00:15:52Oh.
00:15:53Oh.
00:15:54Oh.
00:15:55Oh.
00:15:56Okay.
00:15:57Yeah!
00:15:58Yeah!
00:15:59Yeah!
00:16:00Yeah!
00:16:01Alright, buddy.
00:16:02Yeah!
00:16:03I danced.
00:16:04I danced.
00:16:05Yes, you did.
00:16:06I danced.
00:16:07I danced.
00:16:08Oh, man.
00:16:09I danced.
00:16:10You did the cha-cha.
00:16:11I danced.
00:16:12I danced.
00:16:13You did.
00:16:14Wow.
00:16:15You lavind?
00:16:16Youitz.
00:16:17This is his address.
00:16:18You take the tunnel, he'll wake up on route three.
00:16:19I danced it.
00:16:20Shhh...
00:16:21He always does.
00:16:22Thanks.
00:16:23Good night, buddy!
00:16:26Hey.
00:16:27You can't sayaki.
00:16:28Hey!
00:16:29I wanted to thank you for saving me from Mr. Daybreak.
00:16:34I owe you.
00:16:37Brett, right?
00:16:39Yeah, and you're Nikki.
00:16:42How did you know that?
00:16:44Oh, I saw you last night.
00:16:47But not in a stalker way.
00:16:50Hey, how you doing? I'm G.
00:16:52And I would like to apologize for everything he just said.
00:16:55Yeah, I mean on TV, your charity.
00:16:59Are we, like, going or, like, not?
00:17:02Yes, absolutely.
00:17:07Looks like you're in for a treat.
00:17:10Actually, the girls are both going home with G.
00:17:13Oh.
00:17:17Later.
00:17:19Wow.
00:17:21You need a cab?
00:17:24No. No, I'm actually waiting for my friends.
00:17:27Oh, cool.
00:17:29You maybe want to go out sometime?
00:17:32A fellow Knights fan.
00:17:34Oh, nice.
00:17:37And you weren't actually going to go home with Tui O'D.
00:17:40No.
00:17:41Because that would have been a really big sacrifice just to ask me out.
00:17:46Well, I am asking.
00:17:49Well, I am asking.
00:17:54A lot of unread messages.
00:17:56A party invites.
00:17:59Nikki, come on.
00:18:01Don't lose my number.
00:18:02Not a chance.
00:18:03Bye.
00:18:04Bye.
00:18:04All right.
00:18:09Wow.
00:18:09I couldn't believe it.
00:18:10I couldn't believe it.
00:18:12In a single day, I had partied with New York's elite and met the girl of my dreams.
00:18:17What other powers did my new best friend possess?
00:18:21He brought the all-around game.
00:18:23And the Saint played the rim well with eight rebounds and 24 points last night.
00:18:27The key thing is, he can't carry the whole load.
00:18:30But he does promise to give a million dollars to the Jump Higher charity for underprivileged kids.
00:18:34So stay tuned, because Billy is back here on Tuesday in the house the Saint built for Game 2 of the Finals.
00:18:44Holy shit.
00:18:50Oh, you 100%.
00:18:52I got 18 texts so far, five of them confirmed without a doubt.
00:18:59Can you bitches please bounce that ball a little softer?
00:19:03Trust me, guys.
00:19:04It's the Saints.
00:19:07I don't know, guys.
00:19:09As much as I loved last night, I'm thinking I'm going to go to the store today and get a new number.
00:19:14Are you nuts?
00:19:15You struck gold.
00:19:16Yeah, past man speaks the truth.
00:19:18Let's go with this, Nicky Chick, and take advantage of the access.
00:19:21Sure, until I get caught.
00:19:23Why, you think the Saints get these messages, too?
00:19:26Nah, it's got to be an old number.
00:19:28Getting texts from girls wondering why he's not responding.
00:19:32Oh, you're not responding?
00:19:35And say what?
00:19:37Guys, it turns out that my childhood hero isn't just secretly a major player.
00:19:41He is fucking Caligula.
00:19:43That's crazy, yo.
00:19:44With that primo supermodel-ass waiting at home, I'd be ordering take-in every night.
00:19:48Dude, you have to respond to these texts and keep it going.
00:19:51And what else has come in?
00:19:53Well, let's see here.
00:19:54Aside from the nasty sexting and the multiple titty shots, he just got a text from a car dealer offering to let him test drive the new Bentley for a month, no obligations.
00:20:07And I suppose the Saint could, I don't know, send over an assistant to pick up the car?
00:20:13No fucking way.
00:20:15A black man driving a Bentley, I am going to speed limit.
00:20:29It's a thing of beauty.
00:20:40Well, you are not lying.
00:20:42Hey, it's so easy.
00:20:42They just hand me the keys and say, say hi to the Saint.
00:20:47All right, we need some ground rules.
00:20:50Gold phone rule number one, we only take what's coming to us.
00:20:54Gold phone rule number two, we can imply that we know him, but we never use the Saint's name.
00:21:00Not spoken, not in text, nothing.
00:21:02And number three, we don't steal anything.
00:21:06All the offers have to be gratis, no strings attached, just like the car.
00:21:09Got it?
00:21:10Totally.
00:21:10I'll deal with that.
00:21:12Okay, let's see what this bitch can do.
00:21:14A couple of misfits walking through life with our middle fingers up cause we don't give a fuck.
00:21:19Just a couple of misfits trying to get a quick fix selling our soul for a buck.
00:21:25A couple of misfits walking through life with our middle fingers up cause we don't give a buck.
00:21:30Just a couple of misfits trying to get a quick fix selling our soul for a buck.
00:21:36The phone was magic.
00:21:37It was opening doors that my ass can never open on my own.
00:21:41Suddenly I had a surge of newfound confidence.
00:21:44I was the man.
00:21:46In fact, the phone had become my secret weapon to eradicate the sting.
00:21:51Three, two, one, go!
00:21:56You can't talk shit until you can...
00:21:58You know how to play some basketball.
00:21:59I know, I know, I know.
00:22:00You can't talk.
00:22:01If Rebus would have played, it would have been crazy.
00:22:03If Rebus would have played.
00:22:03It would have been crazy.
00:22:04We would have killed you.
00:22:05The founders, founders about as good as the gum on my show.
00:22:09If Rebus would have played, we would have won that game.
00:22:11Yeah, if Rebus would have played, we would have won that game.
00:22:13If Rebus would have split the old shoe!
00:22:17That's great.
00:22:18Big smiles, everybody.
00:22:19Thank you so much for having us at home.
00:22:21Anything for you and the kids, Nikki.
00:22:23One more.
00:22:23And again, I am so sorry that your secret got out there.
00:22:26I've grilled everybody at a charity, but I can't seem to get a culprit.
00:22:30Sports reporters can play dirty.
00:22:32But look on the bright side.
00:22:33It frees me up to do more publicity for you.
00:22:35Big smiles.
00:22:36All right, that's it.
00:22:38So, kids, let's wave goodbye to the saint.
00:22:41Bye!
00:22:42Bye, guys.
00:22:45So precious.
00:22:46So cute.
00:22:47Yes, they are the future.
00:22:48Hey, how about we exchange numbers?
00:22:50I have this event later if you want to join.
00:22:53Oh, I would, but I have...
00:22:56Hot dang.
00:22:57Kind of.
00:22:58But really, thank you so much.
00:23:00You really are amazing.
00:23:02And I hope you and Gianna have fun tonight.
00:23:06Thanks.
00:23:07Bye.
00:23:07Thanks.
00:23:12Hope you and Gianna have fun tonight.
00:23:13Bye.
00:23:15Look like Paige's little girl's playing hard to get.
00:23:18You can't just go full force like that.
00:23:20You've got to grease her up first.
00:23:21I think.
00:23:22Why the hell do you think I'm doing this charity bullshit?
00:23:25Last I heard Nikki didn't have a man.
00:23:27I'll find out what changed.
00:23:28Well, do it and do it fast.
00:23:29Five days without a nut is draining my battery.
00:23:31I need...
00:23:32I need it.
00:23:35I'm trying.
00:23:36Make something happen.
00:23:37Because I need to recharge my mojo.
00:23:41Soon.
00:23:48How's this?
00:23:50You'll be at Gianna's fashion show Friday, right?
00:23:52Unfortunately, why?
00:23:53We use it as cover.
00:23:56When the show starts, Gianna will be on the runway.
00:23:58For the next 30 minutes,
00:23:59you can play out any fantasy you like.
00:24:02I'll reserve a private room in the basement.
00:24:04I've used it before.
00:24:06All right.
00:24:06Fine.
00:24:08Give me three girls,
00:24:09Neapolitan style,
00:24:10and make sure they know what they're up for.
00:24:12Circus is coming to town?
00:24:13God damn right.
00:24:14God damn right.
00:24:16We'll have your best caviar with the cabernet
00:24:19while we decide on entrees.
00:24:23I apologize, sir,
00:24:25but we do not offer caviar for complimentary guests.
00:24:29Complimentary.
00:24:30I appreciate the gesture,
00:24:32but I can cover our bill just fine.
00:24:34Ooh.
00:24:39So it must be fun
00:24:40working with your dad and the team, huh?
00:24:42I really just try and focus on my charity.
00:24:44The kids are my team.
00:24:45There's this girl named Rachel,
00:24:46and she just loves basketball.
00:24:47And when she has the ball in her hand,
00:24:49she just...
00:24:51Your phone sure goes off a lot.
00:24:53Sorry.
00:24:54Let me just...
00:24:55Yeah.
00:24:56Yeah, sure.
00:24:56Go ahead.
00:25:10I'm sorry.
00:25:11We owe him.
00:25:12Him!
00:25:18Caviar will be right out.
00:25:23Honestly...
00:25:25I hate caviar.
00:25:27You serious?
00:25:28Yeah.
00:25:29I'm more of a...
00:25:30burger dog kind of girl.
00:25:32I'm sorry if I disappointed you.
00:25:33Are you kidding me?
00:25:34I...
00:25:34I had no idea
00:25:36how I was gonna choke this crap down.
00:25:39You like dogs?
00:25:41I got the spot.
00:25:43Here it is.
00:25:44Willie!
00:25:45We're out.
00:25:48Put it on my tab.
00:25:53But...
00:25:53This is incredible.
00:26:10Nikki Page.
00:26:12New York Nights fans want to know.
00:26:14You love basketball.
00:26:15You hate fancy restaurants.
00:26:17You love Chez Sabre.
00:26:19All right.
00:26:20So what's your story?
00:26:22Is this an interview?
00:26:24Or a date?
00:26:25Can you help out a future sportscaster?
00:26:28All right.
00:26:29Shoot.
00:26:30So Miss Page,
00:26:32America wants to know
00:26:34how you got to be so awesome.
00:26:36Oh, no.
00:26:38No, I wouldn't say awesome.
00:26:39But I come from a good family.
00:26:41My dad's a blue-collar guy
00:26:43who worked his tail off
00:26:45to get to where he is,
00:26:45so he's a huge inspiration to me.
00:26:49I try and live up to that.
00:26:51But when it really comes down to it,
00:26:53I'm just a simple girl from Jersey.
00:26:56Wait.
00:26:57You're from Jersey?
00:26:59That's where I live.
00:27:00I thought you said
00:27:01you lived in Tribeca.
00:27:03Well, yeah, now.
00:27:05But that's where I grew up.
00:27:06I didn't know you were Jersey.
00:27:08Yeah, born and bred.
00:27:10Oh.
00:27:13But sadly,
00:27:15I don't really get back much.
00:27:17Well, how about a boat ride?
00:27:20I got a hookup.
00:27:22Nothing like watching the city
00:27:23as you drift away.
00:27:25Works great on dates.
00:27:27Well, since this is a date,
00:27:31I will confirm the effectiveness.
00:27:33Well, you better be careful.
00:27:34This boat thing is a pretty smooth move.
00:27:36I call it the reverse Titanic.
00:27:39Why's that?
00:27:43I'm the king of the city!
00:27:48Do you trust me?
00:27:49So the story goes,
00:27:53and so I've heard it said
00:27:55that you left your land
00:27:56betrayed for a place
00:27:57so far away
00:27:58so out of date
00:27:58that only you could understand
00:28:01And at the ceiling of my feeling
00:28:04backed up against the wall
00:28:06Sweet thing,
00:28:08you know I fall in line
00:28:11You better dig and take a look inside yourself
00:28:16You better dig and take a look inside yourself
00:28:17She wants to be free
00:28:26She wants to be free
00:28:29I want to know
00:28:36She wants to be free
00:28:45I keep on waiting for the shoe to drop.
00:28:55Are you sure you don't have a wife
00:28:57or some, like, deep, dark secret?
00:29:02I had a girlfriend
00:29:03Yeah?
00:29:03But she was certifiable
00:29:05And I'm not talking normal chick crazy
00:29:07I'm talking...
00:29:10Sorry, let me rewind that
00:29:13No, no, I agree
00:29:14Most chicks are crazy
00:29:16like most guys are liars
00:29:18Liars?
00:29:19It's probably just me
00:29:21but I seem to have a chemical attraction
00:29:23to guys who are truth challenged
00:29:24You don't say
00:29:26Yeah, I mean, it's not like
00:29:29I go out looking for them
00:29:30but somehow they find me
00:29:32or I find them
00:29:33or maybe I'm just super gullible
00:29:36No
00:29:37No
00:29:38I mean it
00:29:40The last guy, he lied about everything
00:29:43His job, his car
00:29:46the fact that he still lives with his mother
00:29:48Anyways, uh, this is me
00:29:54Do you, um, want to come out?
00:30:05Uh, I'd love to
00:30:08but I should go
00:30:09Good answer
00:30:18Always on the run
00:30:25Always on the run
00:30:36On the run
00:30:40With that one incredible kiss
00:30:50I knew she was the one
00:30:52Oh
00:30:55Oh
00:30:57Oh
00:31:02Oh, dear
00:31:04Oh, dear
00:31:06Oh, dear
00:31:07Blut
00:31:09Oh
00:31:10Oh
00:31:11Oh
00:31:12Oh, dear
00:31:13Oh, dear
00:31:14Oh, yeah
00:31:15Oh, dear, dear
00:31:16Oh, God, no
00:31:18Oh
00:31:19Oh
00:31:20Oh
00:31:21Oh
00:31:23Oh
00:31:24Oh
00:31:25Vance Avery
00:31:26As in the sports commentator
00:31:27Yeah
00:31:28I found out he's going to the intimate disguise
00:31:31lingerie fashion show on Friday
00:31:33I think you should totally go and just see if you can strike up a conversation
00:31:38Oh, yeah, that sounds good
00:31:40Your laundry's on the bed
00:31:42Who's that?
00:31:44Um, the maid comes in on Thursdays
00:31:47Your room's a pigsty, by the way
00:31:49Wow
00:31:50Wow
00:31:51She doesn't hold back, does she?
00:31:52Yeah, very judgmental, in fact
00:31:54Anyway
00:31:55So
00:31:56I was thinking
00:31:57I would score you some tickets
00:31:59So you can go and meet with him
00:32:01No, no, no
00:32:02Don't worry about it
00:32:03I got a hookup
00:32:04You want chocolate chip pancakes?
00:32:06She cooks, too
00:32:07Premium service
00:32:09I should probably tend to the help
00:32:12Enjoy the game tonight
00:32:13I'll look out for you
00:32:14Bye
00:32:15Bye
00:32:16Bye
00:32:19What?
00:32:25It's true
00:32:26They just didn't have an answer for Philly's newfound defense
00:32:29Tyson St. James couldn't shake his startling 7.3 for 13 shooting performance
00:32:34Yes, yes
00:32:35The eight
00:32:36Tyson eight games
00:32:37Erectile dysfunction
00:32:39It's Viagra, boy
00:32:41What the hell just happened?
00:32:43The start of a comeback, losers
00:32:45Yes
00:32:46Look, there she is
00:32:48Oh, poor little debutante
00:32:51Yeah, it's not funny, G
00:32:52She's got a million bucks riding on this
00:32:53No sympathy
00:32:54Did you steal the deal last night?
00:32:56Nah, didn't feel right
00:32:58Oh, G
00:32:59Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
00:33:00You smell something stinky?
00:33:02Oh, yeah, that's some stink, all right
00:33:04Yeah, guys, I'm serious
00:33:06I sold her a total bill of goods last night
00:33:08We gotta find me some bank from this phone and quick
00:33:11She's gonna realize I'm not all I said I was
00:33:13Or you could just tell her the truth
00:33:15That's not an option
00:33:16So does that mean we're going to a lingerie show to meet that producer?
00:33:19I'm texting around to find a way in
00:33:21Uh, yeah
00:33:22Wait, hold up, hold up, hold up
00:33:24What about gold phone rule number one?
00:33:26Only take what comes to us
00:33:28Boo!
00:33:29I want my lingerie
00:33:30You know, that sounds gay, right?
00:33:32Sometimes rules gotta get broken
00:33:38Scar
00:33:39I'm dying
00:33:41We all are, honey
00:33:43I've got the girls lined up for tomorrow night
00:33:46Come on
00:33:47They're most waiting
00:33:54Son of a
00:33:55Son of a
00:34:03Red R plus two
00:34:04He's out of here, man
00:34:05Sorry, I'm not gonna lie
00:34:06My guy likes to keep it on the DL
00:34:09It was a rough game for him last night, huh?
00:34:11Oh, you ain't lying
00:34:12You ain't lying
00:34:13Hey, hey man
00:34:14It's all cool if you want to text the saint
00:34:16Make sure we're legit
00:34:17I'll tell you what
00:34:18Chill here, let me check things out, all right?
00:34:20You never got on the list, did you?
00:34:22And you just broke gold phone rule number two
00:34:24Yeah, yeah
00:34:25Just get ready to run if my plan fails
00:34:29I'm betting he still has the saint's old phone number
00:34:32Are you calling out a plane?
00:34:39Oh, bro, I gotta remember that
00:34:41Easy, Jersey Shore
00:34:45Oh, sure
00:34:46What are we, boys in the hood?
00:34:47I'm pulling the shoes, Mel
00:34:49Oh, no, guys, come on, come on
00:34:50Whoa
00:34:51Well
00:34:52Looks like him, fellas
00:34:54Let him in, let him in
00:34:55Sorry about that
00:34:57Name's Roddy
00:34:58Roddy?
00:34:59Have a good time, fellas
00:35:00All right, playboy
00:35:02Nah, nah, nah, nah
00:35:03Watching you all night, kid
00:35:05Yo, this is off the hook
00:35:06And they're serving appletinis
00:35:07Appletinis, Brent
00:35:08Oh, easy, killer
00:35:10Azmanian Devil stays in his cage
00:35:11Name the last time he came out
00:35:12Oz
00:35:13Sure
00:35:14Throw that in my face
00:35:15Thank you, sweetheart
00:35:16Thank you, sweetheart
00:35:17Could you do me a favor?
00:35:18Could you bring my wife another drink in the back?
00:35:20That girly one she likes
00:35:21All right, I appreciate that
00:35:22Mm-hmm
00:35:23So, uh, are you a model?
00:35:24No
00:35:25No
00:35:26No
00:35:27No
00:35:28No
00:35:29No
00:35:30No
00:35:31No
00:35:32No
00:35:33No
00:35:34No
00:35:35No
00:35:36No
00:35:37No
00:35:38No
00:35:39No
00:35:40No
00:35:41No
00:35:42No
00:35:43No
00:35:44No
00:35:45No
00:35:46No
00:35:47So, uh, do you model?
00:35:50No
00:35:51No
00:35:52No
00:35:53No
00:35:54No
00:35:55No
00:35:56No
00:35:58No
00:35:59No
00:36:01No
00:36:02No
00:36:03No
00:36:04No
00:36:05No
00:36:06No
00:36:07No
00:36:16Breaking up Ebony and Ivory here.
00:36:19Oh, okay. Okay. You want to play?
00:36:20All right.
00:36:21How about, uh, Jefferson Whitmore?
00:36:24Boom!
00:36:25Six foot four, 180 pounds, play to Arkansas.
00:36:28First rounder in 81, 12th overall.
00:36:31Three seasons with New York, then he went to Denver.
00:36:33Ho-ho! Well, well, well.
00:36:35You want to close this deal with some PBG stats?
00:36:3827.3.
00:36:39Oh, boom! What do we have here?
00:36:42Van Savory, man, and you are...
00:36:44Brett Reynolds, future sportscaster.
00:36:46You and everybody else, kid.
00:36:50Hey, by the way, Nikki Page says hello.
00:36:54Oh, yeah. How do you know Nikki?
00:36:56We're hanging.
00:36:57Oh, you must talk a good game, huh?
00:36:59Beating out those high-profilers chasing that tail?
00:37:02You got a real deal reel?
00:37:04You'd watch my reel.
00:37:06This. Don't waste time.
00:37:08I won't.
00:37:11I won't.
00:37:12I won't.
00:37:13He didn't get it. Did you text his new number?
00:37:26When did he get a new number?
00:37:28Recently.
00:37:29Well, yeah, I guess so.
00:37:30Business calls, ladies.
00:37:42Peace.
00:37:44The phone was granting my every wish.
00:37:47Text-by-text, my dreams were starting to materialize.
00:37:50Why do you hear ya?
00:38:12What? What?
00:38:12What he hear like?
00:38:14Tell me what he hear like.
00:38:16Yeah, I'm talking to you, shouty, and them skin tights.
00:38:18Come to my station, I just order about ten more bottles of the Mo' Yon-G.
00:38:22We're hitting your jackpot.
00:38:23No way, I got one on my site.
00:38:25Too bad, guess who I just saw playing Kinky the Clown.
00:38:28My childhood idol.
00:38:29Oh, Scooby-Doo.
00:38:31What? No.
00:38:33The Saint.
00:38:34Wait, he's here, man. I want to meet him.
00:38:36Yeah, next time. Hey, G, come on, we're out.
00:38:37Are you loco? I am making fun with the porn star.
00:38:40You guys don't understand.
00:38:42So soon?
00:38:43That punk walked in on me.
00:38:45Oh, no.
00:38:46He's talking to the bouncer.
00:38:48You mean that dude standing next to your boy?
00:38:49My what?
00:38:50Your boy. Your boy, Brett.
00:38:51Look, I don't know that motherfucker. Bring it in.
00:38:54Roddy, you watch the door.
00:38:55Me and Scar, we'll flush your mouth.
00:38:57Fuck him up on three.
00:38:58One, two, three.
00:38:59Fuck him up!
00:39:05Incoming.
00:39:07It's definitely time to go.
00:39:09I'll check out your work.
00:39:10Yeah, me too.
00:39:11I'm going to kill you.
00:39:34Come on, man.
00:39:36I can die now.
00:39:43I had a dream about this once.
00:39:45I love my phone.
00:39:49Again.
00:39:51Marry me.
00:39:53Sorry, guys. You gotta go.
00:39:55Hi, Garrett Brown.
00:39:56Hey, Garrett Brown.
00:39:56Easy, easy.
00:40:10We got eyes.
00:40:11Take me back to those girls.
00:40:12Too late.
00:40:13John is wrapped.
00:40:14How did they get in there, Star?
00:40:15Wait a minute.
00:40:16Let me see your phone.
00:40:16He's got your old number.
00:40:24Shit!
00:40:29Now!
00:40:30Now!
00:40:32I just want some pussy!
00:40:34Yeah!
00:40:36I don't know, dog.
00:40:37It's been a fun ride, but it may be time to...
00:40:40Hang it up?
00:40:40So to speak.
00:40:42You mean give it back?
00:40:43Guys, you can't be serious.
00:40:44Things are finally starting to go my way.
00:40:46I just had a potential career breakthrough.
00:40:48Things are really happening with Nikki.
00:40:50But you're lying to her, because she thinks you missed the money bags.
00:40:53Wasn't it you two telling me I need to fake it until I make it?
00:40:56Well, guess what?
00:40:57It worked.
00:40:58And I'm not lying if I can actually get this job and become this guy.
00:41:01Help us out, Omri.
00:41:02Should I keep using this phone?
00:41:04Only the phone knows when it's time to disconnect.
00:41:08Yeah, thanks.
00:41:09Useful as always.
00:41:12Hey, oui, monsieur.
00:41:13You will get laid this weekend.
00:41:15That's good.
00:41:15But you will win the lotto.
00:41:20What?
00:41:21No.
00:41:21No, right?
00:41:23Here you go, thanks, Omri.
00:41:24Not giving up my phone.
00:41:26My friend!
00:41:26I had become addicted to the phone's power like a junkie looking for a fix.
00:41:32Oh!
00:41:33Just scored a Tribeca loft.
00:41:36I was hooked.
00:41:37Looks like the saint is going to hell.
00:41:44I just want some pussy!
00:41:45Okay, send me everything you have on him.
00:41:48His name is Brett Reynolds.
00:41:50Where does this guy live?
00:41:52He lived on East 31st Street up until he got your number, then vanished.
00:41:56Sneaky son of a bitch!
00:41:58Numbers usually have a waiting period before re-release, but since we had to backdate yours
00:42:02by six months...
00:42:03Goddammit, do you realize the type of text that came into that number on a daily basis?
00:42:08This guy could destroy my image, my marriage.
00:42:12This could cost me my Under Armour endorsement.
00:42:14Which is why we lay low until the finals are over.
00:42:17Agreed?
00:42:18You mean no sex.
00:42:19For all we know, this guy poisoned any number of contacts.
00:42:23We can't trust anyone.
00:42:24Let's just lay low until my guy pulls the phone logs, and then we'll decide on a plan
00:42:30of attack.
00:42:31But Scar, how am I supposed to play tomorrow night's game with no sex?
00:42:37Don't even think about it.
00:42:40Come on, Scar.
00:42:41I mean, this is business.
00:42:42Don't be stingy.
00:42:43I'm desperate!
00:42:44Honey, unless you grew tits in a vajayjay overnight, it ain't happening.
00:42:49The Saint started off better tonight, but the magic, she would not last.
00:43:01With New York down by 24 in the closing minutes, it was Coach P who waved the white flag and
00:43:05took the Saint out of the game.
00:43:07Just a shocking, shocking game five.
00:43:10Put a fork in it, they're done.
00:43:11Lights out on the night.
00:43:12Turn it off.
00:43:13Just turn it off.
00:43:15Well, if you were gonna miss a game down in Philly, that was the one.
00:43:19Well, it's a lot more civilized here than dealing with all those crazy fans at night.
00:43:29I don't know what I'm gonna do.
00:43:31What do you mean?
00:43:32Well, let's just say if we don't win the finals, my charity's in some serious trouble.
00:43:36I had no idea.
00:43:37Sorry.
00:43:38No, no.
00:43:39It's not your fault.
00:43:41And, well, at least that really cute couple got engaged on the Jumbotron.
00:43:46Are you serious?
00:43:49That's how my dad proposed, and they're still going strong.
00:43:52Yeah, the fact that he owns the team probably helps with that a little bit.
00:43:56You are such a wise guy.
00:43:59I happen to think Jumbotron professions of love are the most romantic gestures in the entire
00:44:05world.
00:44:06Ooh.
00:44:07What's that?
00:44:08Sorry.
00:44:09Never stops.
00:44:10What's that?
00:44:11Sorry.
00:44:12Never stops.
00:44:13Ugh.
00:44:14What's that?
00:44:17That was the night I officially lost the stink, and someone else was developing a bad case.
00:44:32God damn it, girl.
00:44:34Would you put some fucking clothes on?
00:44:36Unless you plan on giving me some loving.
00:44:39My heart still not trust, amore.
00:44:45And you don't look so hot.
00:44:49But you do, sweetheart.
00:44:50Come here.
00:44:51Icky.
00:44:52Take a shower.
00:44:54And I go tan by pool.
00:44:59Nude.
00:45:00Hear that, Horatio?
00:45:05We ain't invited to the pool party.
00:45:07What did you find out?
00:45:12My guy hacked into the phone.
00:45:14This kid Reynolds is either an idiot savant or just a colossal idiot.
00:45:18He's been hitting the scene all over town by pretending to be you.
00:45:22That piece of shit.
00:45:24No, baby, baby.
00:45:25I want you to keep calm, but it's my job to tell you.
00:45:28You'll never believe which team owner's daughter he's dating.
00:45:33Hey, man, I have to admit, it's a killer reel.
00:45:41You got skills.
00:45:42So give me a job.
00:45:43Reynolds, do you have any idea how many sportscaster wannabes there are out there?
00:45:47Yeah, but how many have the balls to come up to you cold like that?
00:45:50Okay, there's no doubt.
00:45:51You got some nuts.
00:45:52Hi, Vance.
00:45:53Oh, I know that sultry sound.
00:45:55You tell darling Nikki I said hello.
00:45:58Okay, listen, I'm getting ready to cash a nice big bonus, which means I'm going to take a little vacay next week.
00:46:03When I get back, I want to get this new show in development, which means I'm looking for younger anchors who really know their stuff but got the looks to lasso the ladies.
00:46:12I'm your guy.
00:46:13Easy, stallion.
00:46:14I got to kick the tires first, okay?
00:46:16Make sure you and I are simpatico.
00:46:18So, uh, how about a night out on the town?
00:46:21Fine by me.
00:46:22Let me take you out.
00:46:23I'll pick the place.
00:46:24Done.
00:46:25And Reynolds, make it good.
00:46:28So, how'd that go, my sexy sportscaster man?
00:46:32You know, baby, for the first time in my life, everything's falling into place.
00:46:39Anyone with half a brain would have figured out something was fishy, but not me.
00:46:44Oh, perfect timing.
00:46:47He took the bait.
00:46:49The phone was officially in control.
00:46:52Oh, always a pleasure doing business with you, fine folks.
00:46:55Double D, when you arrive here with that motherfucker and his friends, bring them to VIP.
00:47:01Huh.
00:47:02Brett Reynolds has no idea the kind of pain he's about to feel.
00:47:08Ouch.
00:47:09There was no coming back from this one as game six comes to a close.
00:47:14Could you imagine at the start of these finals that it would go to game seven and that tonight the Saint would have by far his worst performance made even worse by challenging the coach on the sidelines?
00:47:24What we are watching here tonight, ladies and gentlemen, are the sins of the Saint.
00:47:30Woo, I smell a meltdown.
00:47:32We'll take care of this guy tonight and get you back on track for game seven.
00:47:37Scar, I could give two fucks and a slice of cheese about the finals right now.
00:47:44All I care about is taking down Brett Reynolds.
00:47:48Brett Reynolds?
00:47:50Nikki, hey, what are you doing here?
00:47:53Well, I was worried about you and I have a charity at stake.
00:47:58How do you know Brett?
00:48:00Rain Man, Rain Man, do I play my cards right?
00:48:07Rain Man, I call you, you're handsome.
00:48:11Brett R plus two VIP.
00:48:13Brett!
00:48:14Vigil!
00:48:15Excuse me, excuse me.
00:48:17How the hell are you guys at Decatur?
00:48:21Miss, get back in line.
00:48:22Tilly's my boyfriend.
00:48:23Boyfriend?
00:48:24He never had to talk.
00:48:26I've never seen her before in my life.
00:48:28Miss, this is VIP only.
00:48:29They're not, Vic.
00:48:30They're on my list and you most definitely are not.
00:48:32Now get back in line or I'm gonna get ugly.
00:48:35Boom.
00:48:37Oh, no.
00:48:40Good boy.
00:48:42Do I play my cards right?
00:48:45I've seen her dancing in the middle of the floor.
00:48:57Body moving, we let the music take control.
00:49:01Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:49:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:49:15Hey, don't stop.
00:49:16Let's go.
00:49:17Party rocking.
00:49:18Hand roll.
00:49:19Hands stand smooth control until you keep moving.
00:49:23I'm telling you.
00:49:24Mixing I, you should know.
00:49:27Yeah.
00:49:30Credit card.
00:49:35Put it on the Saints tab.
00:49:36Text him to confirm.
00:49:41What?
00:49:42Dude, he just broke gold phone rule number three.
00:49:44Yeah, it's like $500 a bottle.
00:49:46That's like full-on ivory, bro.
00:49:47Guys, the Saints is a total dirtbag and a rich one.
00:49:50He can afford it.
00:49:51That's not the point.
00:49:52Well, now's not the time to discuss.
00:49:53Uh, actually, it is.
00:49:54Whoa!
00:49:56Nice hookup, Reynolds.
00:49:58Oh, I love hearts.
00:49:59Hey, what's up, what's up, what's up?
00:50:02Be right with you guys.
00:50:03Got official's phone called my broker in China.
00:50:06Huh?
00:50:06No, ni-fucking-how.
00:50:08Guys, Vance is my ticket in.
00:50:09I'm trying to get a job here,
00:50:11so maybe you get on board with that
00:50:12or you go fuck yourselves.
00:50:13Go fuck ourselves?
00:50:14Yeah, that's right.
00:50:15Do you really think I would be here if I could do that?
00:50:17Wow, the Saints not the only one
00:50:19who turned out to be a real douchebag.
00:50:20Oh, this coming from the guy
00:50:22who turned this phone into his own private brothel.
00:50:24That means a lot.
00:50:25All right, we're having an intervention.
00:50:26Hand over the phone, Mr. Hyde.
00:50:27Don't even think about it.
00:50:28Yeah, give him the fuck.
00:50:29Before your douchebag transformation is complete.
00:50:31Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:50:32Everything copacetic there?
00:50:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:35We're all just insisting to pick up the check.
00:50:39Well, well, well.
00:50:39Look who's arrived.
00:50:41Darling Nikki, how are you?
00:50:42Oh, good.
00:50:43Hi.
00:50:43You look wonderful.
00:50:45Hey, hey.
00:50:46Sorry about the game.
00:50:47Oh, it's amazing how quickly things just fall apart, isn't it?
00:50:51Guys, can you excuse us?
00:50:53Oh, yeah.
00:50:54Yeah, no problem.
00:50:54Nikki, I like you a lot.
00:51:01In fact, sometimes guys do stupid things because we like someone so much.
00:51:05Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:07You don't have to make excuses for all my old boyfriends.
00:51:10You are so much better than all of them combined.
00:51:12Oh, another text.
00:51:16You are just so popular.
00:51:20Are you going to answer it?
00:51:21I'll check it later.
00:51:22Oh, no, no, no.
00:51:23I insist.
00:51:24It can wait.
00:51:25I need to tell you something.
00:51:26Check it.
00:51:32Uh, Brett.
00:51:33Not now, G.
00:51:35Hey, Brett.
00:51:36I said not now.
00:51:38I think he knows.
00:51:40Brett Reynolds.
00:51:41Let's wrap.
00:51:48You actually thought that you could use my old number and pretend to be me for your own personal game.
00:51:56You moron!
00:51:58Scott, read him the tally.
00:52:02Oz, two Gs.
00:52:03York House gratis bag, 11 Gs.
00:52:05Multiple shopping excursions, 17 Gs.
00:52:08Bentley rental, 40 Gs.
00:52:10Tribeca penthouse for six months, 80 Gs for a total of $150,000.
00:52:16That's some serious bank, nigga.
00:52:19Okay, hold on.
00:52:21Look, I may have bent the truth a bit pretending to know you, but all of this stuff was offered for free.
00:52:29For me!
00:52:29Not for some loser and his two fucking stooges.
00:52:32Game's over, Reynolds.
00:52:36If I were you, I'd get good at flipping burgers.
00:52:40Now, Vance, come on.
00:52:40I can explain.
00:52:41Who are you?
00:52:45Nikki, I...
00:52:46Wait, Nikki.
00:52:49I want to give you the million dollar check.
00:52:51Win or lose.
00:52:51How about we, uh, meet before the game?
00:52:54In private?
00:52:55Yeah.
00:52:56Uh, my dad's office.
00:52:58Seven o'clock.
00:52:59Perfect.
00:53:01See you there.
00:53:02You know what?
00:53:03You really are a saint.
00:53:05Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
00:53:07This guy is a total dog.
00:53:09I can prove it.
00:53:10You want to see some of the text messages that come into his phone?
00:53:12Don't you mean your phone?
00:53:14You are the only girl in my life.
00:53:16I promise you know everything now.
00:53:18Brett!
00:53:19Brett!
00:53:20I saw you come in here.
00:53:21Who are you?
00:53:22I'm Jewel, his girlfriend.
00:53:23Who are you?
00:53:25I am so out of here!
00:53:27She isn't!
00:53:28She is not my girlfriend!
00:53:29You are such a loser!
00:53:33So you guys aren't fit, are you?
00:53:36Thought so.
00:53:38Totally a fan.
00:53:40And that's when my buddies and I got that serious ass-whooping.
00:53:53You know how I got my name, Brent?
00:53:57I have divine powers.
00:53:59I'm a walking miracle.
00:54:01I was meant to be worshipped.
00:54:04And you try and take that away from me,
00:54:06you will live and die a mere mortal.
00:54:10You are nothing!
00:54:12Get rid of that number.
00:54:14Tomorrow.
00:54:16Or next time,
00:54:17you won't be able to tell which of your friends a witch.
00:54:19That's messed up.
00:54:21Because I'm white and he's black.
00:54:22Yeah.
00:54:23Boy wonder.
00:54:24We got it.
00:54:25Oh.
00:54:27Just so you know,
00:54:28I'm gonna win game seven tomorrow.
00:54:30Right after I bang out your little girlfriend, Miss Paige.
00:54:37On her daddy's desk.
00:54:41I haven't been this beat up since my Aunt Fifi's bridal shower.
00:54:44Guys, I'm gonna make this right.
00:54:45The ride's over, Brent.
00:54:46Yeah, you're on your own, pal.
00:54:48Oh, fellas.
00:54:51Come on!
00:54:52I don't know what to do, Ma.
00:55:22Honey, I love you.
00:55:24But it's time that you became a man.
00:55:26Figure it out.
00:55:27And don't come home until you do.
00:55:29Ma!
00:55:30All we have
00:55:32Is far from love
00:55:35Oh, you just gotta take my hand
00:55:38Cause if we're going down, we're going down together
00:55:41Na-na-na-na-na
00:55:43Na-na-na-na-na
00:55:45Na-na-na-na-na
00:55:49Cause if we're going down, we're going down together
00:55:52Na-na-na-na-na-na
00:55:54Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
00:55:57Headfirst we gon' flash bad Olympics score
00:56:00Now thinkin' your blackout
00:56:02Now thinkin' more
00:56:03Eww!
00:56:03Eww!
00:56:04Eww!
00:56:05You stink!
00:56:06A-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
00:56:06Stay away from me!
00:56:09Come on, Stallone!
00:56:11The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh,
00:56:14and apparently he Indian giveth too,
00:56:16because the stink was back,
00:56:18and in a bad way.
00:56:22Hey, bonjour, monsieur.
00:56:24Shitty day, hein?
00:56:25This damn phone, Henri, it's ruined everything.
00:56:28My shit is stuck,
00:56:30and I don't know how to fix it.
00:56:32How about the dog to Emilio as a soul?
00:56:36Oh, so tell me, Henri,
00:56:41what do I do with this phone now?
00:56:44Ah, for this, I have a simple solution.
00:56:46Following your instincts will not do,
00:56:48but shadows always understand.
00:56:51What? Shadows may, but I don't.
00:56:54What are you talking about?
00:56:55Eh, listen to the whispers of the grass.
00:56:58It shall lead the way.
00:57:00The whispers of the grass?
00:57:02Come on, man, are you kidding me?
00:57:04I am lost here. I need some help.
00:57:06What do you fucking want from me, kid?
00:57:10Whoa, Henri, your accent.
00:57:12Look, kid, it's actually Henry, okay?
00:57:14Henry Sosnowitz from the Bronx.
00:57:17The Bronx?
00:57:18Yeah, the Bronx.
00:57:20Let me give you the straight poop.
00:57:21Everybody lies to get an edge up.
00:57:23This whole French bit was my wife's idea.
00:57:26When I first staked out this park some ten-odd years ago,
00:57:29there was five other cots.
00:57:31We was all fighting for our lives.
00:57:33So I had to come up with something to differentiate.
00:57:36Seemed like a good enough idea,
00:57:37and it began to work,
00:57:39so I ran with it.
00:57:41Wow.
00:57:42I feel like I just saw Santa Claus
00:57:44banging the tooth fairy.
00:57:46Sorry to disappoint you.
00:57:48But hey,
00:57:50I still make a mean dog, no?
00:57:52And at the end of the day,
00:57:54that's what really counts.
00:57:56Yeah.
00:57:57Yeah.
00:57:58So, um,
00:57:59by the way,
00:58:00I'm a little short on scratch today.
00:58:02Is it all right if I just paint?
00:58:04What do I look like?
00:58:05Meals on wheels?
00:58:05Get the fuck out of here.
00:58:10Hey!
00:58:12And, kid,
00:58:12some advice from the Bronx?
00:58:14When your shit's stuck,
00:58:15call a plumber.
00:58:16Get the fuck out of here.
00:58:21Henry!
00:58:22You are a fucking Yoda genius!
00:58:26I love your dogs!
00:58:28I love your dogs!
00:58:32See you tomorrow, monsieur!
00:58:40I see a call from the old digits.
00:58:42Does that mean you're alive?
00:58:43Barely.
00:58:43Hold on.
00:58:44I'm in a conference in G.
00:58:47Brady boy,
00:58:48you still breathing?
00:58:50I got Pazzy on the line, too.
00:58:51What up, G?
00:58:52Paz man.
00:58:54Look, fellas,
00:58:54I totally understand
00:58:55if you're done with me,
00:58:56but I need your help right now
00:58:57more than ever.
00:58:58If you choose to tell me
00:59:00to fuck off,
00:59:00I get it,
00:59:01but I am down on my knees, boys.
00:59:03You know that sounds gay, right?
00:59:05I think we all can agree
00:59:06that nobody here is blameless.
00:59:08Yeah,
00:59:09because you may have been the monster,
00:59:10but G and I Frankenstein that shit.
00:59:12Oh, you guys rock.
00:59:14So, I suppose you want us
00:59:14to help stop the same
00:59:15for banging Nicky tonight.
00:59:17That's kind of a top priority.
00:59:18Well, we're here to help.
00:59:19Good.
00:59:20Paz,
00:59:20I need you to go to my mom's place
00:59:21and get me a change of clothes.
00:59:22You got it, bro.
00:59:23Oh, and my old flip phone.
00:59:25I have an idea.
00:59:26But first,
00:59:27we need to stall the sink.
00:59:28And how do you propose to do that?
00:59:29Call a plumber.
00:59:31The mob may kill you,
00:59:32but the BCM
00:59:33can make your life miserable.
00:59:36Ha, ha, ha.
00:59:37White front to back.
00:59:38I'll catch you later.
00:59:39Yo, Joey V,
00:59:42it's Paz, bro.
00:59:43Paz!
00:59:44I hate to hit you up like this,
00:59:45but, but Breddy and me,
00:59:47we're in a bind.
00:59:48Listen,
00:59:48let me make a couple of phone calls
00:59:49and I'll take care of this
00:59:50no problemo.
00:59:52Yeah, yeah,
00:59:53I know those guys.
00:59:54Yeah,
00:59:54Paz man introduced me
00:59:55to the Appletini.
00:59:57That guy cracks me up.
00:59:58Ha, ha, ha.
01:00:00Yeah, yeah,
01:00:00I got a key to the back gate,
01:00:02no prob.
01:00:03I'll spread the word,
01:00:03I'll meet you there.
01:00:04Yeah, yeah,
01:00:05I know where he lives.
01:00:08Sure,
01:00:08I know his driver.
01:00:09Yeah,
01:00:10I'm happy to help.
01:00:11What do you need?
01:00:12Tell Paz you can count me in.
01:00:14Yeah,
01:00:14I can get him into the game.
01:00:17Damn it,
01:00:18tell him to go
01:00:18to the north entrance.
01:00:20Yeah.
01:00:21I'll hook him up
01:00:22with the AV guy.
01:00:23North entrance?
01:00:24Joey,
01:00:25that's awesome.
01:00:26Yeah,
01:00:26me and Paz
01:00:27owe you a night
01:00:27at Papa Moochies.
01:00:28You the man.
01:00:30All right.
01:00:31Gentlemen,
01:00:32one more call
01:00:33and it's game time.
01:00:34I got a date
01:00:42with the boss's daughter
01:00:44because I'm the same thing.
01:00:50Then you go get me
01:00:51all this
01:00:53man.
01:00:56Let the shitstorm begin.
01:00:59I know you like it
01:01:04when it's dirty,
01:01:05baby.
01:01:05Like it's dirty,
01:01:06baby.
01:01:07Oh!
01:01:08What the?
01:01:09Hey!
01:01:09And now,
01:01:22for the coup de grace.
01:01:24Wow!
01:01:38Whoa!
01:01:39What are you doing?
01:01:40Whoa, what are you doing?
01:01:54Back it up.
01:01:55No one's going through here.
01:01:57I said back it up.
01:01:58Come on, Jeezy.
01:01:59Back your ass up.
01:02:01Ronnie fixed your old phone and texted you the files.
01:02:03No problem.
01:02:04Everything else is set up.
01:02:06Come on, come on.
01:02:07Time is wasting.
01:02:08Let's do it.
01:02:09What took you so long?
01:02:10We stalled the saint long enough to implement a strategy where we could lure Nicky away.
01:02:15Places, everyone.
01:02:31Classic bait and switch.
01:02:33So how do you know the saint?
01:02:35I don't.
01:02:37My loser ex got into trouble with him.
01:02:40So he was forced to call me and arrange for the saint and I to meet up.
01:02:45Sounds about right.
01:02:47I was instructed to tell you to keep the lights out and to wait beneath the desk.
01:02:52No chit chat.
01:02:53Just get down to business.
01:02:55Oh, and, uh, he might use another girl's name.
01:03:01Just so you know.
01:03:02Whatever he wants.
01:03:05Yeah.
01:03:05Saint raced up to Phil Page's office and changed into one of his little kinky get-ups.
01:03:13Conference room screen now.
01:03:26Oh, Nicky.
01:03:30Uh-huh.
01:03:31You bad girl.
01:03:31You knew just what it was going to take to get this million dollars, didn't you?
01:03:43Uh-huh.
01:03:44Uh-huh.
01:03:45Gotta hurry up, though.
01:03:46Big Daddy got a game.
01:03:47Here.
01:03:48Put that on right there.
01:03:49Uh-huh.
01:03:50Uh-huh.
01:03:51Uh-huh.
01:03:52Uh-huh.
01:03:53Uh-huh.
01:03:54Now that's a money shot.
01:03:58Who the hell are you?
01:04:01I'm girls.
01:04:03Reynolds!
01:04:04I'm gonna kill you!
01:04:06Elevator decoy, now!
01:04:10What the fuck is happening today?
01:04:14Get this fucking shit out of here!
01:04:22You can keep your money, you creep!
01:04:25No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:04:27Oh, shit!
01:04:29Oh!
01:04:31Oh!
01:04:37Oh!
01:04:39It's dark.
01:04:43What happened?
01:04:45Trapped where?
01:04:46Trapped where?
01:04:5045.
01:04:51Got it.
01:04:52Hey.
01:04:55Here you go.
01:04:56Just text the number I gave you.
01:04:57It should work.
01:04:58You guys pull this off.
01:04:59I'm buying.
01:05:00Thanks, Ronnie.
01:05:01Where'd you get the microphone?
01:05:02Why aren't you dressed for the game?
01:05:18Hey, baby.
01:05:20And who is this?
01:05:21Hi, I'm Jules.
01:05:23Do you happen to have a breath mint by any chance?
01:05:27Why?
01:05:28Stop it!
01:05:29Stop it!
01:05:30Gianna, we'll talk about this later, okay?
01:05:32I'm on it.
01:05:33Wait, are you silent?
01:05:35Sorry, ladies.
01:05:36Only players beyond this point at game time.
01:05:43That player is my husband for five more minutes.
01:05:51Hello, sweetheart.
01:05:52Hi.
01:05:57What's the matter?
01:06:00Uh, just some boy troubles, Daddy.
01:06:05Hey.
01:06:06Yeah.
01:06:07You wanna punch it out?
01:06:09No.
01:06:10Come on.
01:06:11Always used to work.
01:06:13Brady can't take me anymore?
01:06:14Come on.
01:06:16Come on.
01:06:17All right, all right, all right.
01:06:18Oh, it's that bad, huh?
01:06:19You wanna talk about it?
01:06:20Why is it that every guy is a lying jerk?
01:06:36Let me have it.
01:06:37Come on.
01:06:39I love you, sweetie.
01:06:40I love you.
01:06:41I love you, Dad.
01:06:43It all comes down to this.
01:06:50Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Brent Reynolds, and welcome to Game 7.
01:06:56Between the New York Knights and Philadelphia Fountain.
01:06:59No.
01:07:00Oh, shit.
01:07:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:07:03Get your hands off.
01:07:04I'm gonna chill.
01:07:05And I'd like to take a moment to tell the crowd here tonight and all of the viewers watching
01:07:11at home, I'm a liar.
01:07:15and i just majorly screwed up with the girl of my dreams tyrone get that guy off my court
01:07:24daddy daddy please please just stop just just let him talk is that the guy nikki page it's true
01:07:32i only met you because i inadvertently got the saint's old phone number i'm gonna kill him
01:07:39you want to know why nothing worked today saint well now you know unless you want a problem
01:07:47with every electrician plumber and limo driver in the tri-state area you're not going nowhere
01:07:52it all started when my ex jules schachter dumped me and started texting me pictures like this
01:08:01oh my god and this one
01:08:08thank you thank you that's me that's me that's me yeah yes she is an awful human being
01:08:20so i changed my number and then i realized i had the saint's old digits and when the offers started
01:08:28coming in well i i couldn't say no so yes it's true i lied about being rich i'm actually
01:08:36flat broke i know i know i i don't blame you as a result i betrayed the trust of a woman
01:08:47who i care deeply about
01:08:50you'll hear from my lawyer jana jana jana mi amore okay everybody everybody calm down
01:09:00everybody okay everybody wait wait wait wait i have another picture that i can show
01:09:05all i had to do was hit send and the picture of saint and jules would be splashed all over the world
01:09:11and as i looked at the fear in the saint's eyes i couldn't help but feel that this phone
01:09:17somehow connected us we both understood its power and with great power comes a lot of free shit
01:09:25i'm sorry sweetheart all right all right all right
01:09:34nicky nicky new york city
01:09:41that is enough this man is putting everything on the line here
01:09:48the least we can do is hear him out
01:09:52officers anything for you saint
01:09:56thanks
01:09:58what i'm trying to say is i'm sorry to everyone that i've knowingly or unknowingly hurt
01:10:07i will earn back your trust i'm gonna make up for my mistakes and i will pay everybody back
01:10:15in full even if it means i have to live with my mom until i'm 40
01:10:20i live with my mom
01:10:22and nicky i just want you to know i am falling in love with you
01:10:29that was the truce i'm kind of tied up at the moment
01:10:36yeah don't worry about it look somebody's here for you
01:10:39yes
01:10:48yes
01:10:50yes
01:10:52you're finally a man brett
01:10:55and that girl has a sweet rag
01:10:58you did good
01:11:00yes
01:11:02yes
01:11:04yes
01:11:05you're finally a man brett
01:11:06and that girl has a sweet rag
01:11:08you did good
01:11:09we should talk
01:11:12you could have destroyed me out there why didn't you
01:11:23you're my hero growing up
01:11:26well too bad i'm not that guy right
01:11:28well not yet
01:11:29but i want to become the person that i was pretending to be
01:11:34maybe you should try that too
01:11:36you want to be a sportscaster right
01:11:38yeah like that'll ever happen now
01:11:40i'll tell you what after i win this here game
01:11:43i'll do my first sit down interview with you
01:11:45deal
01:11:46uh yeah deal
01:11:49all right all right all right game time
01:11:53yeah hey good luck tonight
01:11:54luck not necessary thanks to you
01:11:57just to pick me up i need it right there
01:12:00yeah you know
01:12:01you know
01:12:03they need a hero
01:12:05to save this game
01:12:07from all these actors and ladies
01:12:08no i ain't naming names
01:12:10and that pretty much brings us full circle
01:12:12the video of me at game seven went viral
01:12:15the saint granted his first tell all interview
01:12:17and here i am now as your co-anchor
01:12:20fascinating
01:12:21brett reynolds folks
01:12:22one man's journey
01:12:23from stink
01:12:24to fink
01:12:25to in the pink
01:12:26speaking of
01:12:28bet that ex-girlfriend of yours is kicking herself right about now huh
01:12:32well as a matter of fact she keeps calling me
01:12:34i'm gonna have to get myself a new number
01:12:36oh
01:12:37zowie
01:12:38you heard it here first folks
01:12:40and jules
01:12:41i'm not doing anything friday night
01:12:43no no no come on
01:12:45just kidding
01:12:45i'm also available saturday
01:12:47and until tomorrow
01:12:50i'm gus jacobson
01:12:51i'm brett reynolds
01:12:52we'll see you tomorrow on sports huddle
01:12:54you know you smell better in advance too
01:12:57clean slate
01:13:10buh-bye jules
01:13:11forever
01:13:12yeah it's convenient
01:13:13she wants you back now that you're famous
01:13:15well i doubt that's gonna happen
01:13:16wow i think it's official bready boy
01:13:18you have lost the stink
01:13:20let's go
01:13:25so what are the new digits bro
01:13:31yeah what's the lucky number
01:13:32huh
01:13:34i don't even giving this out to anyone yet
01:13:36new york city man
01:13:46new york city man
01:13:51new york city man
01:13:51yeah 2002 i was caught something wrong
01:13:58and there she was standing man
01:14:01and i finally found my home
01:14:03new york city man
01:14:05new york city man
01:14:06new york city man
01:14:07new york city man
01:14:08new york city man
01:14:09new york city man
01:14:10here we go
01:14:10just a shocking shocking game five
01:14:17true that
01:14:17all hats and no cattle
01:14:19don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining
01:14:21bricks all over the place
01:14:22one just came through the window
01:14:23dunk
01:14:24that was some divine intervention from the saint right there and then the immortal words of jay-z
01:14:54you actually thought that you could use my old number and did the blah blah blah blah blah blah
01:15:00whoo i smell a meltdown
01:15:03she doesn't sweat much for a fat girl
01:15:08soft sticks mark
01:15:11next time you give me the regular sticks all right
01:15:16and action
01:15:17i will give you some hands
01:15:19give you some hands
01:15:20from the boy's daughter
01:15:21got nigga in my band
01:15:22whoo it's gonna get overspin
01:15:24overspin
01:15:25whoo
01:15:26whoo
01:15:27is he the one that went off the script
01:15:29yeah
01:15:30i'm trying to stay on script
01:15:31he went off the script
01:15:32he's a veerer
01:15:33i'm gonna kill both of you
01:15:34you know that
01:15:34both of you is there too
01:15:35i'm in power stance
01:15:36look
01:15:37can we bring their
01:15:39where's their fucking kill
01:15:40i want to know too
01:15:43you ain't going nowhere
01:15:44hey i got a little
01:15:45little joe pesci
01:15:47you ain't going nowhere
01:15:48i got the little pizza delivery boy coming at me like that man
01:15:52you ain't going nowhere
01:15:53i'll fuck your little frankie balance
01:15:54you ain't going nowhere
01:15:55let him stick
01:15:56oh yeah
01:15:58what's wrong with you
01:15:59action
01:16:04how do you know brett
01:16:05i used to sell him pot
01:16:08fight
01:16:11it's gone
01:16:12buying cigarettes for the kids on the block
01:16:25i know they're underage but i came here to rock
01:16:27i say what i think and they think that's a crime
01:16:30but you can't cuff my mind
01:16:32a couple of misfits walking through life with our middle fingers up cause we don't give a fuck
01:16:38a couple of misfits trying to get a quick fix selling our soul for a buck
01:16:43nothing on a monday night might as well act like a psycho
01:16:49bitches wanna start a fight
01:17:04little do they know i'm a ninja
01:17:06a couple of misfits walking through life with our middle fingers up cause we don't give a fuck
01:17:18a couple of misfits trying to get a quick fix selling our soul for a buck
01:17:33a couple of misfits we don't give a fuck a couple of misfits we don't give a fuck a couple of misfits selling our soul for a buck
01:17:40we're selling our soul for a buck
01:17:43drums
01:17:44mulls
01:17:49leading to the east
01:17:51there was a taste of summer
01:17:54blowing in the breeze
01:17:56the sun was shining on our feet
01:18:00the ocean it made it easier to breathe
01:18:04and i was just thinking
01:18:08As you were winking
01:18:11How lucky I am to be alive
01:18:16How funny that I've got you by my side
01:18:20The ebb and flow
01:18:22The highs and lows
01:18:25Make us grow
01:18:26Closer together
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