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00:06The Tick Day Show.
00:08We are talking to Pulitzer Prize winning author Lindy Littlejohn about her sensational new short story.
00:13Reality check, you didn't fucking write it.
00:16Everything I write provokes someone.
00:18I'm acting perfectly normal.
00:20Maybe control is his love language.
00:22You ran out saying someone could be dead.
00:24Yeah, Lindy, Lindy's having a hard time.
00:26As our size decrease, our proportional strength increases.
00:30This is your time.
00:32Tell me it's my turn.
00:33My turn is yet to win me the Nobel.
00:36The Nobel.
00:38How can I trust you if you're going to expose me like that?
00:41Don't trust me then.
00:42So the seizures have nothing to do with miniaturization.
00:44Please, I'm really excited.
00:45Lindy.
00:46I hear this and I can take care of myself.
00:50Lindy, is that you?
00:51She was going to leave me. It was an accident.
00:53Until you are honest, you are fucked.
00:56She left us to be free.
00:57Lindy was on the Today Show this morning.
01:01What?
01:01What?
01:02What?
01:04Truth is, I miniaturized you.
01:09On purpose.
01:34Whatever.
01:47When I was mom, what would my password be?
02:01Darling Daughter by Lindy McMichael Little John.
02:05What if I told you I spent nine months building a jail, only to sentence myself to a lifetime
02:11in prison?
02:12That I've discovered is what motherhood actually is.
02:17From her adorable baby's face, those demonic eyes stare out, laughing at me.
02:23Yes, she's saying, I've ruined your fucking day again.
02:27Mommy, she cries, her voice, a razor blade to my ears.
02:31I want her to call out for me.
02:32I want to be there for her.
02:34I want my maternal instinct to kick it.
02:36Why won't I?
02:37I dream of a life without a daughter sucking up the teat of inspiration, preventing me from
02:42being fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
02:48Fuck.
02:49Mom hates me.
03:04Maybe it's much too early in the game.
03:11But I thought I'd ask you just to say.
03:17What are you doing, New Year?
03:21Got your invitation.
03:23A New Year's Eve brunch for me?
03:27I mean, I'm honored, but what, what, uh, what prompted this?
03:32A new perspective.
03:34Well, I'm embracing my six-inch self, and I realized I've been kind of a jerk.
03:42Hey, the jerk is strong, given the circumstances.
03:46See, you've been nothing but kind, Richard, and I wanted you to know I am grateful for
03:54you and your company.
03:55The course of true love never did run smooth, Shakespeare.
04:00No.
04:01New Year, new me.
04:03I'm sorry.
04:05Mama says it's never too late to begin again.
04:08Oh, your mom.
04:10So wise.
04:11Right?
04:12To new beginnings.
04:13You know what else my mom said?
04:14Should we eat?
04:15It's just getting a cold, I think.
04:17Okay.
04:18Okay.
04:18Okay.
04:19Okay.
04:21Okay.
04:22Okay.
04:23Okay.
04:24Okay.
04:24Okay.
04:26Okay.
04:26Okay.
04:27Okay.
04:28Okay.
04:29Okay.
04:31Okay.
04:42A tremendous success.
04:44Subject expanded to regular size and stabilized for 2 minutes and 3.3 seconds, an increase
04:49of 1 minute and 32.7 seconds.
04:52Huge science progress.
04:55Yeah.
04:57Well done.
04:58Great job.
04:59Well done.
04:59Great job.
05:00Well done.
05:00Yeah, slowing the reaction down.
05:02Way, way down.
05:03Help.
05:03Yes.
05:03The nuclei need time, which is acceptable to form stronger bonds.
05:08Yes.
05:08It's fundamental to, yes, for those fragile to cement those connections.
05:13Or alliances.
05:15Yes.
05:16Yes.
05:16Yes.
05:16Yeah.
05:17Are we talking about science?
05:19Yes, Hilton.
05:20We're always talking about science.
05:22This is a lab of science.
05:24Okay.
05:24Well, I heard a bang and then there was like a cheer of release.
05:26So my mind went there.
05:28Where's my head?
05:29Is there good news?
05:30It was a big win.
05:31Yes.
05:31Slowing the expansion of the corn mitigated the molecular disequilibrium.
05:35Yes.
05:37Translation.
05:37It's remarkable progress.
05:39Fuck yeah.
05:40We should celebrate.
05:41I'm having a New Year's Eve shindig tonight at my place.
05:44There's going to be amazing food, crazy guest lists, and you are all invited.
05:48Wait, it's New Year's Eve?
05:50I can't go.
05:52It's my anniversary.
05:53Oh, just bring Lindy.
05:54It would be great to see her again.
05:56Well, well.
05:59I only organize fantastic parties.
06:02You gotta come.
06:04Done.
06:04Set.
06:04Happy.
06:05See you all there.
06:08Woo!
06:10Translation, see you all there means less only.
06:13And you can't say no.
06:19Do you think you'll bring Lindy?
06:21Um, I don't know.
06:23I mean, it's, uh, I don't know.
06:28Hey, I've done a lot of thinking, and I'm embracing my six-inch self.
06:32So, New Year, new me.
06:34I forgive you for shrinking me on purpose.
06:37Meet me in the dollhouse.
06:38I have an anniversary surprise for you.
06:46Oh, the missus.
06:48She left.
06:49Was she mad?
06:51She had two glasses of wine and left.
06:53Oh, she was mad.
06:55Maybe disappointed.
06:56That's worse, isn't it?
06:59Happy New Year.
07:02Charlie, what's happening?
07:09He shouldn't be alone right now.
07:10Let him go.
07:11Hi.
07:12Let him be.
07:14Hi.
07:19Hey, Lindy.
07:20Hey, Les.
07:23Happy anniversary.
07:26It's okay.
07:27Lay into me.
07:28I deserve it.
07:29You do.
07:33But I understand.
07:37You do?
07:38You're caught up in your work.
07:39And when you're in it, you can lose track of birthdays, holidays.
07:45I know I do.
07:46I did.
07:48You supported me in the way I needed it.
07:51So, I'm supporting you.
07:57Okay.
07:58Mm-hmm.
07:59So, I was mad.
08:02I mean, I was alone in a restaurant on New Year's Eve.
08:09Well, then I came home and I got cozy.
08:12And I was going to watch the ball drop with Lulu, but she won't come out of her room.
08:15Probably something to do with Steffi.
08:18And so, I opened up a bottle of your Do Not Touch Until Never wine.
08:24And now I feel better.
08:28I love you.
08:36I love you, too.
08:41Feel free to apologize profusely.
08:43And maybe next time bring me those chocolates I like from the drugstore.
08:46I am sorry and I apologize profusely for disappointing you and for forgetting our anniversary.
08:55I forgive you.
09:08It's like the big box.
09:09Yeah.
09:11Well, happy anniversary.
09:13Happy anniversary.
09:15All right.
09:16All is forgiven.
09:21Lindy!
09:25Oh, Lindy!
09:33Lindy!
09:35You got me intrigued.
09:51Happy anniversary, honey.
09:54Happy anniversary.
09:56Oh, you remembered.
10:06What is that?
10:09Your surprise.
10:13Oh, uh, it's not what you think, Les.
10:16It's exactly what you think.
10:21Richard, is that really you?
10:23Yeah.
10:24Richard Ball, we're from your fucking lab.
10:28This is not how I first saw us having this conversation.
10:31You?
10:31And him?
10:33And her?
10:34What?
10:34You thought we would have a conversation?
10:36What?
10:37One day.
10:38This gentleman.
10:39How long?
10:40Forever!
10:41Six and a half months.
10:42Barely.
10:43Why him?
10:44He's not you.
10:46It was a chance encounter.
10:48Lindy, how could you?
10:49Because I told you the truth.
10:51I poured my heart out to you.
10:53I was vulnerable and now this.
10:55Why?
10:55Why?
10:56I did it on purpose!
11:00On purpose?
11:01Yeah, he knows why.
11:03But you forgave me.
11:05I lied!
11:06Ha ha ha!
11:10How dare you?
11:12How dare me?
11:13So you can lie, leave a voice note, and what?
11:16You're Abraham Lincoln?
11:18You baited me on a voice note, and then you exploited our wedding anniversary, and then you
11:24reveal you're having an affair with my physicist?
11:27How is that the same?
11:29It's not.
11:30It's meant to be worse!
11:32I was lying to be kind, to spare your feelings.
11:35A lie is a lie!
11:38As someone who has been lied to as well.
11:40You!
11:41You're my colleague.
11:42Yes.
11:43That's my wife.
11:44I know.
11:44Richard, what in the name of science?
11:47Like, what the fuck?
11:48Oh my god!
11:50What the fucking fuck?
12:05It's not fucking funny!
12:09You're holding a pillow.
12:10Over your tiny junk, it's so tiny.
12:13You're both so tiny.
12:15Oh, there's a tiny bum.
12:17That's so cute.
12:18Fuck you.
12:19I am gonna fucking kill you!
12:21Oh yeah?
12:22Try.
12:22I mean, you're a liar!
12:24You lied!
12:26What's that?
12:26Did you say something?
12:27I fucked you!
12:27You made me insane!
12:30I fucking kill you!
12:33I think you dropped this.
12:35Fuck you!
12:37Are you tap dancing?
12:39No, fuck you!
12:41Hey, hey!
12:42I think this is gone far enough!
12:45You know what, Richard?
12:47I think you're right.
12:55Hold on.
13:02This is not good.
13:03Oh, you think?
13:04You think?
13:04I can't believe you did this on purpose!
13:06On purpose!
13:07Why would you do that?
13:09Richard!
13:09Oh my god, if you're sick!
13:10Hey, hey!
13:10This is not about you!
13:11Where's my mom?
13:13Oh!
13:14No!
13:16Richard!
13:16Liz, Liz, we gotta talk about this.
13:18Liz, please.
13:19No man could have resisted the siren song of that woman, the beguiling web she weaved,
13:25the hypnotic allure of that brunch!
13:27She deceived me!
13:29She deceived both of us!
13:30No, you deceived me, Richard, for six and a half months!
13:36We share thoughts, we share science, we do not share my wife!
13:42Liz, I'm sorry.
13:42Nothing happened between us.
13:44Okay, you're squeezing kind of tightly!
13:47Liz, please.
13:51Where are we going?
13:53No, no, no!
13:54No, no, no!
13:54Hello, Delores.
13:56Please, what?
13:57No!
13:58Blaspheme!
13:59No, please!
13:59Please!
14:00Liz!
14:01Liz, no!
14:02No, please!
14:03Let's!
14:03Let's!
14:04No, no, no!
14:04Ah!
14:06Don't move.
14:08No!
14:11No!
14:12Ah!
14:13Ah, please, stop!
14:15I'm letting you open the door!
14:16Ah!
14:18Ah!
14:20Ah!
14:20Ah!
14:21Ah!
14:22Please, in the name of science!
14:23How dare you, blaspheme science!
14:26No, no, no!
14:26On top of everything else!
14:28Ah!
14:28Ah!
14:29Wait!
14:30Matron, you playmate, right, Bart?
14:32His name is fuck you.
14:34I want to play with the bird!
14:35I want to play with the bird!
14:36Oh!
14:38Oh!
14:40Oh!
14:40Oh, my God!
14:41Oh, fuck!
14:44It's, uh...
14:45The Lawrence, right?
14:48Good party!
14:50Good party!
14:51Hey!
14:54The pen!
14:56Is the pen truly mightier than the sword?
14:59Oh, my God!
15:02I'm not sure!
15:03I'm coming!
15:11Shit!
15:12Okay.
15:18Oh, I've seen children.
15:28What is that?
15:31Shut the fuck up, space-anus!
15:41Live in darkness.
16:09Richard!
16:10Richard!
16:12Richard!
16:26Richard!
16:30Richard!
16:31Richard!
16:38Richard!
16:44Richie!
16:47Richard! Where are you?
16:51Richie!
16:52I'm sorry! I know this is all my fault!
16:58Oh, fuck. That is a lot of text.
17:03Wait.
17:07What?
17:11Oh, my God. What is she?
17:15Good morning. We recently featured Pulitzer Prize winning author, Lindy Littlejohn, on the Read with Jenna segment of our show.
17:22We've learned Lindy's been accused of plagiarizing her recently published New Yorker short story, Untitled On Purpose.
17:29The shocking allegation originated from an unexpected and personal place, a viral TikTok video posted by the author's own daughter,
17:37Louise Littlejohn.
17:38So, my mom is a, quote, successful writer, unquote.
17:43She wrote one book 150 years ago.
17:47Anyway, this week, out of nowhere, mom drops a short story in the New Yorker and everyone loses their shit
17:55over it.
17:56Well, I'm gonna let you in on a big secret. My mom didn't write it. She stole it from one
18:04of her students.
18:05What the actual fuck?
18:08She spends her days watching Housewives and making fake Paris review accounts so she can shit talk other writers.
18:14We were unable to reach Lindy Littlejohn directly for comment, but we were able to reach the author's mother, Diane
18:21McMichael Jones,
18:22who is widely suspected to have inspired the mother character in her daughter's Pulitzer Prize winning debut novel,
18:29My Rainbow Starts with Black.
18:31No, I have no comment.
18:35Except to say, I haven't read Lindy's little story.
18:39But I will say, I didn't care for her portrayal of the mother character in her novel.
18:43The real crime is that Lindy made me out to be a terrible mother, which I'm not.
18:51What a wild, unexpected turn for Lindy Littlejohn.
18:55We'll continue to follow this story and keep you updated as it develops.
19:02I'm gonna let you in on a big secret.
19:05My mom didn't write it.
19:07She stole it from one of her students.
19:10The truth is, my mom doesn't even write anymore.
19:13She spends her days watching Housewives and making fake Paris review accounts so she can shit talk other writers.
19:21Oh, sorry, I didn't hear my name.
19:22I didn't call it.
19:23I wanted to bring it to you personally.
19:25Oh.
19:27Okay.
19:29I also have a complicated relationship with my mother.
19:32Here.
19:33The cake pop.
19:34On me.
19:35I hope you like vanilla.
19:38Thank you, St. Lulu de Lulu.
19:51Thank you, St. Lulu de Lulu.
20:34Here's to us.
20:34I thought you were bringing in us.
20:36No.
20:36Fuck that us.
20:37New year, new less.
20:38Wow.
20:39Who knew?
20:40Hey!
20:42No Lindy tonight?
20:43No, no.
20:43She's at home under a blanket and not in a party mood.
20:45Oh.
20:46Well, I can't say I blame her.
20:48That interview turned into quite the Greek tragedy.
20:52But you can tell me.
20:53I won't tell anyone other than everyone.
20:57Did she do it?
20:58Plagiarize the story?
20:59Oh.
21:00I don't know.
21:01What?
21:01I don't know.
21:02Right answer.
21:03Deny.
21:04Deny.
21:04Deny.
21:05All set for tonight?
21:07Everything is in place.
21:08Great.
21:08Hilton.
21:09Oh.
21:09General.
21:10Never word.
21:11Of course.
21:13Looking forward to the party trick.
21:15Party trick?
21:16What?
21:16A performance.
21:18There are several important private equity investors here that Hilton would love to impress
21:21with a preview of your tech.
21:23Absolutely not.
21:25I am a scientist.
21:26I'm not a party clown.
21:28You know the tech is incomplete.
21:29What am I supposed to do?
21:30Fake it?
21:31No.
21:31It's just a preview.
21:33Short and sweet.
21:34The corn is small.
21:35Ta-da.
21:36The corn is big.
21:38Ta-da.
21:38End of story.
21:39It's fraud.
21:40It's sale.
21:41It's my ass in prison is what it is.
21:43I've already got a journalist poking around the lab asking questions about bot the explainers,
21:47med bot brother-in-law.
21:48What's to stop Niels exposing me?
21:51Let me worry about Niels and your ass.
21:54It is one worth saving.
21:57Tonight, the only thing on your mind should be no bell.
22:02No bell?
22:04No bell.
22:09Do you see what I say?
22:16That's Dr. Amiel Schofhausen.
22:18Nobel Prize recipient and current committee member.
22:21Chair, in fact.
22:23I did my post-graduate work on Dr. Schofhausen's theory of entanglement swapping.
22:27He is a bona fide science genius.
22:29Yes, yes, yes.
22:30Just imagine what the support of a man like that would do for your crew.
22:35It's just a preview.
22:37Short and sweet.
22:39Small and big.
22:43Ta-da.
22:59Hey, why are you here?
23:01Why are any of us here?
23:02Oh, God.
23:03Is this where we are?
23:04Um, well, everyone else is, uh, down the hall getting drunk as hell watching the tourists
23:08in Times Square freeze their asses off.
23:10We're doing a shot every time a police horse takes a dump.
23:13I need something different in my life.
23:21What's this?
23:22Something different?
23:29Did you open this?
23:30No.
23:31Yes.
23:32It's my job.
23:32My eyes than yours.
23:47Oh, fuck.
23:49What do I do?
23:51It's him.
23:52I know it.
23:53You answer it.
23:53You answer it.
23:54It's your job.
23:57I'm actually off the clock, so you answer it.
24:00Fuck.
24:07Hello, this is Terry.
24:08Yeah, it's me.
24:09It's Lindy.
24:10Oh, I'm not missing this shit show.
24:11Your phone is off.
24:14For just this reason.
24:16You're hiding from me because you failed me.
24:19No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:20You failed me.
24:22What happened to do nothing, say nothing?
24:25You don't understand.
24:26I am so small.
24:28I needed something.
24:34Well, you're about to get smaller.
24:37Lindy, the damage has been done.
24:38The Pulitzer Committee is meeting and there's talk of rescinding your award.
24:42No.
24:43No, not really.
24:44No, they can't.
24:45They can and they most likely will.
24:49But...
24:50But why am I without it?
24:56A former client.
24:59Terry.
25:01Brutal.
25:02But warranted.
25:03Lindy, I tried.
25:04I really tried.
25:05But I'm somehow still clean in this, this, this...
25:07Shitstorm.
25:08Shit sandwich.
25:09Shitnado.
25:09Shitnado.
25:11I warned you, Lindy, and you chose Jenna over me.
25:15Over our friendship, our partnership.
25:19I can't believe I'm saying this, but I...
25:24I...
25:28I'm officially cutting ties with you.
25:32Terry.
25:34Please, no.
25:35Please don't leave me.
25:37I...
25:37I have no one.
25:38I am totally alone here.
25:42My own mother, my daughter, my husband, Les fucking hates me.
25:46It is truly over between us now.
25:50And I can't lose you too.
25:55I'm sorry it's come to this.
26:09Hey, you had to.
26:10I know it's hard.
26:11I'll miss her too.
26:13Oh, um, Miss Oldham, Happy New Year.
26:15Nothing happy, nothing new.
26:17Why did you offer a Jackie Baldwin a six-figure book deal
26:21when I've seen no Jackie, no book, no email, no proposal?
26:24Sid, she is the next big thing.
26:26Yeah, well, you better hope so.
26:28No Lindy, no Jackie, no imprint.
26:34Love the top.
26:36Paper trail, you're unclean.
26:39So are you.
26:41Fuck.
26:54I'm sorry.
26:59I'm sorry.
27:00Now, I need, a volunteer.
27:07Sir.
27:24that's fantastic that's wonderful
27:28corn has been miniaturized into what appears to be one-tenth its original size
27:35one-twelfth to be precise and now
28:05two-minute warning
28:09dr little john it's been an explosive evening
28:17click the corn go
28:24here we are i was just saying to um dr schofhausen who was expecting an explosion how clever
28:30it was that we mitigated the explosion by storing the exothermally generated energy on
28:35a subatomic level yes it was an explosive discovery to an explosive new year
29:00hit rock bottom
29:06it's all fucking gone
29:10what is the point
29:22richie you're alive oh my god no no no you disgust me
29:28i mean i'm disgusted it consumes me my heart my mind my soul everything hurts
29:37richie oh god i'm so sorry but i but
29:41well but but
29:44a true apology should never include a qualifier
29:48you're right
29:50i'm sorry no but
29:52what i did was inexcusable
29:56i had no idea less was gonna react like that
29:59i didn't think it through i
30:01i suppose a reaction of that magnitude couldn't have been predicted
30:04i i need you
30:08now more than ever you have
30:10no idea what has happened to me
30:13what happened to you
30:15yeah
30:16yeah
30:16the
30:16the
30:18i have the floor
30:19okay
30:20i'm gonna finish my monologue
30:22of course
30:23i was forced to do unspeakable things to one of god's beloved creatures
30:28i was coerced into abandoning my moral code and playing a part in your marital folly
30:35but i am not above reproach
30:38i am guilty on two counts
30:40one in the name of love
30:42and the other
30:44in the name of science
30:47i believe unless
30:48i believe he will solve the restoration formula before his 30 day deadline
30:53and then i will beg him
30:57to forgive me
30:58then i will throw myself
31:01at the mercy of science
31:03in the hopes of being restored to my regular size
31:09did you say 30 day deadline
31:14that is what you heard
31:15no
31:15no
31:16i heard
31:16i heard it all
31:17the
31:18folly
31:19and the
31:19less
31:20and the
31:21but
31:21but
31:22but
31:22but
31:23but
31:23but what the fuck is the 30 day deadline
31:26according to the contract
31:27less has 30 days
31:28the solda formula
31:30or he's fired and the tech reverts to hilton
31:33he has
31:3522 days left
31:39he only ever had 30 days
31:41and now he only has
31:4322
31:44oh my god
31:45oh it's closer to 21 actually
31:48another fucking lie
31:50oh my golly
31:52right
31:52no
31:53wait where are you going
31:54i need space from you
31:57okay but
31:59i'm getting my own place
32:06fucking less
32:08he is gonna pay for this
32:15what kind of monster
32:17makes a horrible tiktok video
32:18about their own mother
32:19you are a spoiled child
32:21and a lying liar
32:22mommy mad
32:25if you thought that was crazy
32:27wait until you hear
32:29dj john's remake
32:35you're mind drop
32:36mind drop
32:37mind drop
32:38mind drop
33:02who are you what who are you i don't recognize you
33:07i'm st lulu
33:09you got half that right
33:12hey i read the book
33:13how fucking lindy was my move
33:15very
33:16see
33:18i think you missed the point
33:20that was the point
33:24want another drink
33:25sure boss
33:26me too
33:28face yourself to lulu
33:39can i fucking help you
33:41i don't want your help
33:43wow judgment from the shirtless wonder
33:46she's your mom
33:47she's a liar
33:48you'll regret it
33:50fuck that
33:51i am her literal regret
33:55well you sure are living up to that title aren't you
34:18you good
34:19i'm peeing
34:21you're scrolling
34:26fuck off
34:27fuck tarzan
34:28no one made you come here
34:30my bladder made me come here
34:32you think you're so clever
34:34i know you came here tonight to see me
34:36yes this is the guy who followed me into the bathroom
34:40what if i did does that frighten you
34:44a little
34:46did you buy that
34:49i kind of wanted to is that bad
34:53kind of
34:55she kind of liked it
34:58you did
34:59you did
34:59you followed me in here
35:03busted
35:10lindy
35:13lindy
35:14lindy
35:15guess who's getting his big prize
35:25this is
35:26this is going to open a bottle
35:26but not to be open never
35:28me
35:32oh
35:32that's
35:33richard
35:35richard
35:38oh god
35:40oh god
35:41oh god
35:42oh
35:43is that blood
35:45who's blood
35:46is that human flesh
35:49come on
35:51richard
35:51richard
35:53richard i'm
35:55i'm sorry
35:56i'm sorry
35:57i'm sorry
35:59richard
35:59i was angry and i was hurt and i thought a few pecs would even the score
36:06richard
36:10richard
36:12please
36:12please richard
36:14reveal yourself
36:19lindy
36:20lindy
36:30lindy
36:44lindy
36:45I might kill the man.
36:48The man of science still has.
37:00Are you anonymous?
37:02That is the only way this works.
37:11Okay.
37:13I'm not used to the Hulk and Tiger routine.
37:16I'm not scientific American.
37:18Do you know who I am?
37:20Yeah, you're...
37:22anonymous.
37:24You passed.
37:26Drive.
37:36Oh, my God.
37:42Richard.
37:43Janet.
37:45Happy New Year.
37:46Happy New Year to you, too.
37:48Oh, what happened to your head?
37:51Oh, I just...
37:52I had an altercation with a bird.
37:55On the farm?
37:56Yeah, something like that.
37:57So, listen.
37:58I just wanted to say...
38:00Thank you for the quill pen.
38:03It, um...
38:04Saved my life.
38:05Well, the pen is mightier than the sword.
38:08I can attest to that.
38:10Where are you?
38:11I'm at the lab in the...
38:13creepy basement.
38:15Uh, here to reboot the, uh...
38:17thermal energy tank.
38:20You drew the short straw again?
38:22Mm-hmm.
38:23Bob should have stepped up.
38:25Oh, yeah.
38:26It's...
38:26It's okay.
38:26I was, um...
38:27I was out anyway.
38:28Oh, you on a date?
38:31No, no.
38:32I was, um...
38:33It was a work event.
38:34You wouldn't guess where.
38:37Tell me everything.
38:38It was at Hilton's Mansion.
38:40He invited all of us.
38:41Me and the bobs.
38:42Well, not the bobs.
38:44Sorry.
39:09He invited.
39:23Hold, hold.
39:34Oh, fuck!
39:35Oh, fuck!
39:36Oh, fuck!
39:43Happy New Year, lad!
39:57Where's Richard?
39:59Who knows?
40:00Weren't you the last one to see him?
40:03How's the formula coming, huh?
40:05What have you got, 22 days left, or is it technically 21 now?
40:09Lindy!
40:10Either way, I bet you're so close!
40:14Make that the epitaph of my tiny headstone, fucker.
40:18I didn't want to tell you because I didn't want to worry you!
40:21And I'm not worried!
40:23I've accepted!
40:24You can't solve the formula!
40:27I will solve the formula!
40:28Fuck you!
40:28You lie even to yourself!
40:31I've made peace with being six inches tall!
40:34I even kind of like it!
40:36And I plan to make the next 21 days of your life a living hell!
40:42What?
40:42Why?
40:43Careful, sweetie!
40:45Your ass is on fire!
40:59Oh, God!
41:00I've created a tiny monster!
41:07Oh!
41:08Oh, no!
41:14The stars have claimed one of their own!
41:20It's been another space colonel!
41:41What the fuck?
41:46I'll see your tiny cat, Dr. Little John, and raise you a tiny, silenced reporter!
41:57Whoa!
41:58Ta!
42:01Ta!
42:01Fire!
42:04Fire!
42:08Fire!
42:08Fire!
42:09Fire!
42:10Fire!
42:11Fire!
42:13Fire!
42:14Fire!
42:15Fire!
42:18Fire!
42:20Fire!
42:22Fire!
42:23Fire!
42:27Fire!
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