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00:00:00You
00:00:30Oh, my God.
00:01:00Oh, my God.
00:01:29Agamemnon calls you for a war council.
00:01:33I shall join you.
00:01:36Give me one more moment.
00:01:38Tell me, O Muse, of that ingenious hero
00:01:41who traveled far and wide
00:01:44after he sacked the famous town of Troy.
00:01:48After ten years of Agamemnon's bloody siege,
00:01:51it was only wise Odysseus
00:01:52who could bring down the golden civilization.
00:01:55There he is, who could bring down the golden civilization.
00:01:55There he is.
00:01:56There he is.
00:01:57There he is.
00:01:58There he is.
00:01:59There he is.
00:02:00There he is.
00:02:01There he is.
00:02:02There he is.
00:02:03There he is.
00:02:04There he is.
00:02:05There he is.
00:02:06There he is.
00:02:07There he is.
00:02:08There he is.
00:02:09I love you, Penelope, my little past-dead cat.
00:02:39I love you more than the earth, the wind, I love you more than life itself.
00:02:48And I, you, my handsome husband, my pirate.
00:03:00He's strong like his father.
00:03:03We shall name him Telemachus, to a great warrior.
00:03:07Um, better to teach him how to use his mind like his father does.
00:03:16It is Agamemnon.
00:03:18It is too soon.
00:03:20When he calls to war, it is my duty to fight alongside him.
00:03:27In the name of Athene, promise me you will come back.
00:03:36That is up to the guards.
00:03:38But I do promise, as long as there is breath left in my lungs, I shall strive to return to you.
00:03:44The time for bedding your wife is over.
00:03:48It's time to prepare for war.
00:03:56Should I not return?
00:03:58Give this to my son when he becomes king.
00:04:01May the gods give you fortune.
00:04:18Come on, my love.
00:04:19The next time you see her, your name will be sculpted in the stones of history.
00:04:26I wouldn't worry about your wife.
00:04:29With your Ithican troops, my Greek forces will have over a thousand ships.
00:04:34Troy will fall.
00:04:35You'll be home in a month.
00:04:36King Agamemnon, you must return home.
00:05:04The children's war cannot be penetrated.
00:05:05Onerous surrender.
00:05:07I have a cuckhold on this flamboyant nation.
00:05:11My Helen, my bride, my property lies with the dirtiest, slimest creature of them all.
00:05:19We cannot breach the gates with a frontal attack.
00:05:22If it is your wish to die to quell your shame, Agamemnon,
00:05:26then why don't you charge the war like your men
00:05:29and face the slings and arrows of these flamboyant Trojans.
00:05:33Achilles, I am a king.
00:05:36It's ten years of war.
00:05:38The gods must love you so.
00:05:40If the gods loved me, I'd be home with my wife.
00:05:43Maybe you fought with your heart and your testicles.
00:05:46No, stop, stop, stop!
00:05:49The wall is impenetrable.
00:05:52I see them Trojans riding in and out all day.
00:05:55If they can do it, so can we!
00:05:58Is there a brain inside that head?
00:06:00Killers.
00:06:00He does make a good heart.
00:06:05You've lost your brain as well?
00:06:08No.
00:06:10We have to figure a way to get in with the Trojans.
00:06:14And how do you suggest we do that?
00:06:18Perhaps there is a way.
00:06:20The Trojans are a vain people, yes.
00:06:25Extremely vain.
00:06:26They build these statues and put them in their plazas.
00:06:31They love their statues, their trophies.
00:06:33They use them to signify their greatness.
00:06:37What if we were to give them a trophy they could not resist?
00:06:43It would have to be a very large trophy.
00:06:46One that would flatter them the most.
00:06:48Exactly.
00:06:50What?
00:06:51What are you just talking about?
00:06:53Speak plainly.
00:06:57Agamemnon,
00:06:58if I open the gates of Trojans to your army,
00:07:02might I return home and never be forced to war again?
00:07:07If you bring the destruction of Trojans,
00:07:10I promise you, as a king,
00:07:13you can go home to Ithaca with your family in peace.
00:07:18We have a plan.
00:07:22Then!
00:07:23We have been walking forever.
00:07:39Where is this great thing you speak of?
00:07:41It is just ahead, your majesty.
00:07:42An offering?
00:07:48The Greeks have fled like cowards.
00:08:06A gift from the Greeks cannot be trusted.
00:08:10Let's burn it at the temple and invoke the curse of the Kraken.
00:08:15And then may all these Greeks sink and drown.
00:08:18No, Sorci.
00:08:19Only we will leave the Greeks to their shame.
00:08:26Order your men
00:08:27to drive this trophy into my city
00:08:30so we may celebrate our victory around it.
00:08:38Do as the king instructs.
00:08:39It's a Kraken.
00:08:53Do you hear that?
00:08:54It's only a legend.
00:08:57This is a monster we never harm any Trojans.
00:09:00But mercilessly, we'll hunt every Greek.
00:09:02Silence your tongue
00:09:03or I'll take it from your mouth.
00:09:05We succeed, Aesos.
00:09:10We may return home.
00:09:29We approach the gate.
00:09:30I have never seen such golden juice.
00:09:38And soon, it will be yours.
00:09:39But where is your greed?
00:09:41We're wondering how it could get us killed.
00:09:44Focus on your sword.
00:09:46The gods are nothing more.
00:09:48To hell with the gods.
00:09:56Hail Priam.
00:09:58King of Troy.
00:09:59See the gift from the villainous Greeks.
00:10:03The gods honour you, great king.
00:10:05Great Apollo.
00:10:07God of the sun.
00:10:09Take this offering
00:10:10and bring us fortune.
00:10:14Long live Priam.
00:10:16Bearer of the sword of Troy.
00:10:19To Troy.
00:10:20To Troy.
00:10:20To Troy.
00:10:21To Troy.
00:10:23To Troy.
00:10:23To Troy.
00:10:23To Troy.
00:10:29The Trojans feast as if they've won the Olympics.
00:10:35When should we spring our trap?
00:10:37They must wait until their marion takes them into deep slumber.
00:10:42We should have more respect for an opponent who has bested our men for so many years.
00:10:46That's why I take pleasure with our demise.
00:10:49Shh.
00:10:51I used to see where we're young.
00:10:53We kill because it is our duty.
00:10:56We should not take pleasure from it.
00:10:58We should not take pleasure from it.
00:10:59I don't know.
00:11:29I don't know.
00:11:59You've done me a great deed, Odysseus, the king of Ithaca.
00:12:22I have done what you asked.
00:12:24Let us finish off the Trojans so I may return home.
00:12:28Let us take our glory.
00:12:29Father, the gate is open.
00:12:44The Greeks, I knew we could not trust them.
00:12:49Unleash the Kraken, my lord, and teach these Greeks a lesson.
00:12:52The monster hasn't ever been unleashed before.
00:12:55It will destroy everything.
00:12:58No, the Kraken will not harm a single Trojan.
00:13:01It will destroy itself before it does.
00:13:03I beg you, release the Kraken and teach these barbarians a lesson.
00:13:08Save your people.
00:13:12To arms!
00:13:14The Greek horde is upon us.
00:13:16Sorsi, lead me to the Kraken.
00:13:20This way, my lord.
00:13:22Defend your home.
00:13:26And your bride.
00:13:35Help!
00:13:36You adulterous war.
00:13:37I'll have your hand on a spark in my ornament room.
00:13:40I've forgotten how beautiful you are.
00:14:10I see you, dear.
00:14:19Do not look.
00:14:21Unleash the Kraken and you will have your vengeance.
00:14:25Sisters!
00:14:26The hour of death is upon us.
00:14:29Only you can do this, good king.
00:14:42And summoning the creature requires a mighty sacrifice.
00:14:49We must fight.
00:14:51Fight!
00:14:59Stop!
00:15:12Do not do this.
00:15:14The Kraken is a beast before the gods.
00:15:17You can destroy the entire earth.
00:15:23Who is this Greek who dares to top all my treasured walls?
00:15:27I am Odysseus, king of Ithaca.
00:15:33Odysseus, king of Ithaca.
00:15:36I curse you and all who follow you.
00:15:39Your wife will marry another.
00:15:42Your son will die without a throne.
00:15:44And none of you Ithacans will ever reach home.
00:15:50I do not believe in your causes.
00:15:52You mindless Greek!
00:15:54If you ever step foot on Ithaca, it will be destroyed.
00:16:00Hear me, great Kraken!
00:16:02Make this curse true!
00:16:15Can you see your doom approaching?
00:16:18Your doom is approaching.
00:16:19Iathaca!
00:16:25unexpectedly before that
00:16:25in-game
00:16:27so often
00:16:33A thousand Riches
00:16:34It is human
00:16:34Iathaca.
00:16:35Much
00:16:36Iathaca
00:16:37have been
00:16:38most
00:16:39powerful
00:16:40Would you not believe in her禍
00:16:41but the
00:16:44Iathaca
00:16:45Her
00:16:47is
00:16:48No! Killers!
00:16:58Drop your weapon.
00:17:00Iesus, take them.
00:17:04My friend, we'll get you to the boat.
00:17:08Go, Odysseus.
00:17:10Take your men and go home.
00:17:14To the gods.
00:17:16I have killed the invincible Achilles.
00:17:24To the gods!
00:17:26You cannot kill a Trojan as long as she is with us.
00:17:30You cannot harm us!
00:17:32Take me with you. Kill me.
00:17:34It won't make a difference.
00:17:36You retreat into the sea, straight into the legendary Kraken's domain.
00:17:40Enough of your legends and curses!
00:17:46Go, Odysseus.
00:17:52But forget me not.
00:17:54Do not mourn your friend. You'll be joining him soon enough.
00:18:00I shall not dread the day when my name shall be etched in history alongside the great Achilles.
00:18:06Do not be so certain, cursed king. You will never see your precious Ithaca again.
00:18:10Look at your men quake with fear. These are the men you fight to protect.
00:18:16What was that earthquake?
00:18:18The city has fallen, your Achilles.
00:18:22The tree is burning.
00:18:24The tree is burning.
00:18:26Take us home.
00:18:28The city has fallen, your Achilles.
00:18:30The tree is burning.
00:18:32Take us home.
00:18:34...
00:18:57My soul, what is this flame that is following us?
00:19:21It is the Cronkens. You are all doomed.
00:19:27How do we defeat such a thing?
00:19:36It cannot harm us as long as we have this Trojan Priestess as our shield.
00:19:50You cannot have me by your side forever, Greek.
00:19:53The Cronkens will follow for all eternity until you and your kingdom are dead.
00:19:59Quiet, Trojan witch!
00:20:02Forward, Euclides!
00:20:04As fast as the wind will take us, let us leave this place.
00:20:12Drink up, men.
00:20:13The war is over, but the king does not return.
00:20:17Eventually, the widower queen will give up her delusions and take a new husband.
00:20:22Until then, best make yourselves comfortable.
00:20:25This is our kingdom now.
00:20:28Queen!
00:20:29Come and serve us!
00:20:31The best remaining men!
00:20:33To a new reign in Ithaca!
00:20:38Your yearning is wasted, for a dead king cannot hear you.
00:20:52Mindless brute.
00:20:54I should toss out the lot of you.
00:20:56And toss out the support of the most powerful families in Ithaca.
00:21:02Would you deprive your bastard son of both a father and a king?
00:21:05Tread carefully.
00:21:07You are still a guest in my home.
00:21:10And when my husband returns, he will teach you manners.
00:21:14If your husband returns.
00:21:17Until then, we demand your hospitality.
00:21:21As you wish.
00:21:31Oh, and you need more wine.
00:21:33Our cups are running dry.
00:21:39We've been searching these seas for months.
00:21:59Still, not one recognizable landmark.
00:22:01We could be completely off this map.
00:22:03Are we not heading west towards the sun?
00:22:05I steer us west, but we go east.
00:22:08I steer us north, but we go south.
00:22:12I fear there's some magic afoot.
00:22:16It's a Priam's gift.
00:22:17Talk of curses, Ihesus.
00:22:19Will only make things worse.
00:22:22Bread.
00:22:24King.
00:22:26I'm sorry, my lord.
00:22:28That's all we got left.
00:22:30How many days provisions do we have left?
00:22:32None.
00:22:33All that remains is worms and maggots.
00:22:36Do not eat before my men.
00:22:37If there's enough at nightfall, I will eat then.
00:22:40Have you seen any sign of the kraken, old Delonius?
00:22:44No, my lord.
00:22:45Not since the maelstrom.
00:22:47It's all gone, I think.
00:22:49Let us hope.
00:22:54Priestess.
00:22:56Christess.
00:22:57Of what temple now?
00:22:59You mock me with such a title.
00:23:01And what shall I call you?
00:23:03I am Circe.
00:23:05I am Odysseus.
00:23:07I know who you are.
00:23:10Your name has been cursed forever.
00:23:12Are you going to tie me up again?
00:23:14Are you going to try to leap over the boat again?
00:23:16And where would I be leaping to?
00:23:19Troy is gone.
00:23:20My people are no more.
00:23:22And where is my protector, the kraken?
00:23:25This is all I have.
00:23:27A whole new world.
00:23:28This boat and the air I breathe.
00:23:31Nothing more.
00:23:32Here.
00:23:34Eat.
00:23:35Why do you offer me such kindness?
00:23:38You owe me nothing.
00:23:39The war is over, Circe.
00:23:41We are no longer enemies.
00:23:44Eat this.
00:23:45It is the last piece.
00:23:51We need provisions.
00:23:53Do you know these waters?
00:23:55Even if I knew these waters, why would I help you?
00:23:59You destroyed my city and stole me out to sea.
00:24:03And you put a curse on my name.
00:24:05War has made us equals.
00:24:07I guess we will suffer through this alone.
00:24:12You should throw that Trojan bitch into the sea.
00:24:14No.
00:24:15We need her for protection in case the kraken should return.
00:24:18Besides, I think there's some good in her.
00:24:23Out here, there are no Trojans.
00:24:25There are no Greeks.
00:24:27You know all orphans of the city.
00:24:30She is one of us now.
00:24:32Lenro!
00:24:37The rose pink island.
00:24:39This is strange.
00:24:41What would make an island turn that color?
00:24:43Oh, Polonius, have you ever seen such a place?
00:24:45No, my lord.
00:24:49An island of pink flowers.
00:24:51Pink flowers on an island sea.
00:24:54The siren's call is like a dream.
00:24:57They'll tell you what you want to hear.
00:24:59To solve your quest, but you must fear.
00:25:02The knowledge gave will bring your fall.
00:25:04You must be where the siren's call.
00:25:06Sirens?
00:25:08It's an old poem my mother used to sing to me.
00:25:12Sirens seduce men with their song.
00:25:14And if a man hears it, he cannot help but go to them.
00:25:18And he plays with his life.
00:25:19Sirens are a myth.
00:25:20No, they are as real as you and I.
00:25:23And if you have a question and ask them, they will answer it.
00:25:25For they know all things.
00:25:26But you will be lost forever.
00:25:27Come.
00:25:28Come to us, brave Odysseus.
00:25:29Did you hear that?
00:25:30What?
00:25:31We will tell you what you need to know.
00:25:46We will tell you the way home.
00:25:50I wish to sail close to the island so I can hear the siren's song.
00:25:54But your men will die.
00:25:56We must find the way home.
00:25:59We will plug the men's ears with wax.
00:26:01Erecles, throw me a rope.
00:26:03You will tie me to the mast and we will sail towards the island.
00:26:11This is madness.
00:26:12I must return my men at home.
00:26:14Tie me.
00:26:16Tighter.
00:26:18Listen to me, men.
00:26:20Cover your ears with wax until we are past the island of the sirens.
00:26:23Only I shall hear their call.
00:26:25No matter what I say or what I do, do not untie me.
00:26:29Not until we are well past the island.
00:26:31And then, only then, can you undo my ropes.
00:26:34Let one of the other men do this.
00:26:36No.
00:26:37I must do this myself.
00:26:39I am a woman, safe from their soul.
00:26:42I will stay by your side.
00:26:44Very well.
00:26:45Forgive me for what you are about to see.
00:26:49Do you hear anything, my lord?
00:26:59I am not sure.
00:27:02Odysseus, Odysseus, we have been waiting for you.
00:27:07We have a message.
00:27:09Love waits, love waits.
00:27:12Love waits for no man.
00:27:15Take it, seize it.
00:27:17You are mighty.
00:27:19There is a wealth of love abounding here.
00:27:22Love, sweet love.
00:27:24We will tell you all.
00:27:26We know everything.
00:27:28Tell me what I need to know.
00:27:29Penelope.
00:27:30Penelope awaits.
00:27:32Ithaca awaits you.
00:27:35Tell me the way home.
00:27:38The paths of the dead, to the paths, and then to Ithaca.
00:27:43A long voyage to the south, to the east, where no sun rises.
00:27:49To the paths, to the melody, to love.
00:27:54No.
00:27:55Not the paths of the dead.
00:27:57No.
00:27:58There must be another way.
00:27:59The paths of the dead, that cannot be.
00:28:01Siren, please, tell me another way.
00:28:03Now you know.
00:28:04Now you know.
00:28:05It is time to pave this voyage with love all the distance.
00:28:11Come to me.
00:28:13Come, my Odysseus, my husband.
00:28:16Untie me.
00:28:20Untie me, I say.
00:28:21Please, untie me.
00:28:22She is here.
00:28:23She's not here.
00:28:24It is just a dream.
00:28:25No.
00:28:26She is here.
00:28:27She is there.
00:28:28She was just there.
00:28:29Ignore them.
00:28:30They are only voices.
00:28:31Come to me, my love.
00:28:33My body needs the fire within you.
00:28:37Sarti.
00:28:38Kiss me.
00:28:39Taste.
00:28:40Love me.
00:28:41Untie me.
00:28:42I do not need these robes.
00:28:43I know the way home.
00:28:44You calm yourself, King of Ithaca.
00:28:46They show you only delusions.
00:28:48Do not leave me here, love.
00:28:50Do not leave me.
00:28:52Candidates.
00:28:53We will set you free.
00:28:55We will set you free.
00:28:57God!
00:28:58I love you.
00:28:59Because we are the easiest.
00:29:01I love you.
00:29:02Please take my soul.
00:29:04But never be.
00:29:05Take my bed.
00:29:06Take my ship.
00:29:07Take my kingdom.
00:29:09Just free me.
00:29:11And allow me to be with my love.
00:29:13Free me, please.
00:29:15Steer us from this island or your king's mind will be lost.
00:29:19But help me!
00:29:20I will go for you!
00:29:22I will go for you!
00:29:24Go, Odysseus!
00:29:25Go, Odysseus!
00:29:26Go, Odysseus!
00:29:27Go, Odysseus!
00:29:28Stop it!
00:29:29We dare not give chase.
00:29:31The current is strong here.
00:29:32We're rich shipwreck.
00:29:33Then we go for him.
00:29:35Swim.
00:29:36You, stay if you like.
00:29:39He's lost without me.
00:29:54Welcome, heroic Odysseus.
00:30:13I've been waiting for you.
00:30:24Ah, the beautiful Penelope.
00:30:32How nice of you to grace your loyal subjects with your presence.
00:30:37Go home, I beg you.
00:30:40My husband will be angered to find his house packed full when he arrives.
00:30:46Your husband is dead.
00:30:49And for the sake of your kingdom and your son, you must choose a new husband.
00:30:53A new king!
00:30:55Odysseus is alive.
00:30:56I feel it.
00:30:58And until you can prove otherwise, I will remain faithful to him.
00:31:03How long do you think the people will hold out without a proper king?
00:31:08You and your son have long lived off the fond memories of Odysseus.
00:31:12But it would not take long to convince them that the royal family is crazy with grief and unfit to rule.
00:31:19You are right.
00:31:20Before I choose, I must weave a proper wedding shawl, so that the gods may bless the union.
00:31:31And when it is finished, I will choose a new husband.
00:31:35Are you satisfied?
00:31:35I will be, when I'm inside your marriage bed.
00:31:40You are a foreign...
00:31:41I will be, when I try to live.
00:31:53Bob!
00:31:54My life...
00:31:57Yes, you are great, warrior.
00:32:07It's time to rest.
00:32:11Here.
00:32:14Eat.
00:32:27Tell me who you are again.
00:32:32I'm the one who saved you from your mortal life.
00:32:37Where is my wife?
00:32:42I'm your wife now.
00:32:46You're a man amongst boys.
00:32:49The greatest living hero.
00:32:52You should be a god.
00:32:54Do you wish to be a god?
00:32:57No.
00:33:12Every human wishes to be a god.
00:33:27What's wrong, my dear one?
00:33:33You do not care for me.
00:33:36No.
00:33:38I do love you.
00:33:39But I also love my mortal life.
00:33:46I love my wife.
00:33:49I love the son who I have never met.
00:33:52I want to return to the life I had before.
00:33:57I offer you eternal bliss.
00:34:05You reject me as if I were a mortal wench.
00:34:09Do you want to make an enemy of god, mortal Odysseus, to turn my fury against you and your crew?
00:34:22No.
00:34:23No.
00:34:24Now, can you...
00:34:25You may enter.
00:34:38my lady
00:34:43I'm not your lady
00:34:45not yet
00:34:47very nice
00:34:50very nice indeed
00:34:53what do you want
00:34:56how is it that I was here a fortnight back
00:35:02and that shroud has barely grown
00:35:04it wasn't quite right
00:35:07and I had to make changes
00:35:09a proper shroud takes a great deal of time
00:35:13otherwise the union will offend the gods
00:35:17well don't take too long
00:35:21the people talk
00:35:23they desire a king
00:35:25and I can't wait to see it on you
00:35:29although
00:35:31taking it off you will be even sweeter
00:35:37I so do love the smell of that perfume
00:35:42you have a great deal to prove before you're fit to be a king Antinous
00:35:47of course
00:35:52I'll be downstairs with the others enjoying your hospitality if you need me
00:35:57widowed queen of Ithaca
00:36:00please
00:36:22please
00:36:22Athene
00:36:23bring my pirate back to me
00:36:26tell me
00:36:27show me what to do
00:36:29is my husband truly dead
00:36:42reveal your wisdom to me
00:36:45Odysseus
00:36:47where are you
00:36:48your husband lives
00:36:51queen of Ithaca
00:36:52he is cursed
00:36:54lost in a world you cannot touch
00:36:56that only the paths of the dead can find
00:36:59his heart is controlled by another
00:37:02the goddess Calypso traps king Odysseus
00:37:04with her possessive love
00:37:06no
00:37:06how can I believe that
00:37:08I bring you only the truth you seek
00:37:11Odysseus
00:37:13would you
00:37:18love me
00:37:22he is
00:37:26not
00:37:26but
00:37:28Joe
00:37:30who
00:37:31and
00:37:35her
00:37:36she
00:37:36she
00:37:37tells
00:37:37what
00:37:38she
00:37:38comes
00:37:39in
00:37:39harbor
00:37:40selling
00:37:40in
00:37:41the
00:37:42argue
00:37:42Are my games not exciting?
00:37:53Are the deaths of my enemies not enough to make you happy?
00:38:00Death is never entertaining.
00:38:09How long have I been here with you?
00:38:12For us, it feels like no time has passed.
00:38:25This is the price of living in the mortal realm.
00:38:33And my wife, what of her?
00:38:37Does she still live?
00:38:38Why do you ask such things?
00:38:50If you love me, you will tell me.
00:38:58She lives.
00:39:04And your son, too.
00:39:08Though many years have passed,
00:39:10you make me so sad, cruel Odysseus.
00:39:19My favorite part is this.
00:39:49Is what happens to those who don't love me as you do.
00:39:56Is this not exciting?
00:39:58The warrior of shadows has never been defeated.
00:40:03He must be part god.
00:40:06For no mortal man can fight as well as this.
00:40:11Of course, my love.
00:40:19But you will soon be immortal.
00:40:24Then, no one will be able to stand against you.
00:40:28I do not wish to be immortal.
00:40:30You are with me forever, my love.
00:40:36You have no choice now.
00:40:39If there is no death,
00:40:42then life is a journey without destination.
00:40:45Do not be silly.
00:40:54Eat.
00:40:57You will forget your woes.
00:40:59And all will be well again.
00:41:02Do not wish to eat.
00:41:03I want to return to the truth.
00:41:08To mortality.
00:41:09Please.
00:41:11Give me this gift.
00:41:13Allow me to face my mortal death.
00:41:17So be it.
00:41:20Go and die.
00:41:22Leave me alone forever and die.
00:41:28I shall fight the shadow warrior.
00:41:37I choose no weapon.
00:41:41I wish to meet my end without another death upon my soul.
00:41:45Kill me.
00:41:48Kill me with one slice of your blade.
00:41:50Let it be done.
00:41:55You must fight, Odysseus.
00:41:58Fight!
00:41:59I want to die!
00:42:03Please.
00:42:04Mighty boy, I have mercy on my soul.
00:42:07Send me to the underground where I may wait for my true love.
00:42:11Please.
00:42:12Do it quickly.
00:42:17I will not kill you, Odysseus.
00:42:20Kill him!
00:42:21Kill him now!
00:42:23I will not.
00:42:24I am a priestess immune from your witchcraft.
00:42:27How dare you?
00:42:29I am the queen of this land.
00:42:31And I will have vengeance!
00:42:33Stop!
00:42:34Stop!
00:42:35Calypso, please!
00:42:37If you have one ounce of true love in your heart,
00:42:40you will not do this.
00:42:41You will leave me alone.
00:42:53Forever.
00:42:55I am sorry.
00:42:59I must face my own fate.
00:43:03Where are my men?
00:43:04I know where your men are.
00:43:07They are under the same witchcraft as you.
00:43:12How do I break the spell?
00:43:13Tell me.
00:43:16Tell me.
00:43:16Make them breathe this powder
00:43:28and they will see the truth again.
00:43:33Your men will hate you for it.
00:43:37You will rip them from a paradise
00:43:39and return them to a world of death and despair.
00:43:44How do I return home?
00:43:49By passing through the underworld
00:43:51on the path of the dead.
00:43:54Its gates lie on the setting sun.
00:43:58If you can emerge on the other side,
00:44:00you will find a farewell gift from me
00:44:04to see you
00:44:05to the shores of Ithaca.
00:44:10Thank you, Calypso.
00:44:15These arrived with you
00:44:18and so they must stay with you.
00:44:23If I did not love another,
00:44:25I would surely stay.
00:44:30You should find someone
00:44:31who truly wants you.
00:44:34Come on, Calypso.
00:44:35Come on, Calypso.
00:44:36Come on.
00:45:04I must release them
00:45:08from their spell.
00:45:10Maybe we should just leave them here.
00:45:13The dangerous path lies ahead.
00:45:16Each of them has their own delusions
00:45:17in this fake paradise.
00:45:21No.
00:45:22Truth means more than that.
00:45:25It must.
00:45:26But I will give them a choice.
00:45:29Hello, my friend.
00:45:41I've come to take you home.
00:45:43I am home.
00:45:45Have we met?
00:45:46Do you not know me?
00:45:50I'm Odysseus.
00:45:52I am your king.
00:45:53King?
00:45:54We have no king here.
00:45:57Join us.
00:46:02Aeacus.
00:46:04You remember me.
00:46:06You fought along my side at Troy.
00:46:08Remember Ithaca.
00:46:10Your wife.
00:46:12Your children.
00:46:13I have no wife,
00:46:14no children.
00:46:15Do any of you not wish
00:46:19to return home?
00:46:34What have you done to my love?
00:46:41What foul trick is this?
00:46:43It is the trick of truth.
00:46:45On the seals.
00:46:51Where have you been?
00:46:53Where are we?
00:46:54It seems like a dream.
00:46:56It has been a dream.
00:46:57Now we're awakened.
00:46:59You must help me.
00:47:00We need to awake old Polonius.
00:47:04Get out of there, old hag.
00:47:06Be gone with you.
00:47:07Get out.
00:47:09What are you doing to my woman?
00:47:15Who are you, old woman?
00:47:28Don't leave.
00:47:30We were so lonely here before you came.
00:47:33We will be beautiful again.
00:47:34We promise.
00:47:35In order to return to Ithaca,
00:47:40we must journey through the path of the dead,
00:47:43a place where no man has gone since Orpheus.
00:47:46Will you follow your king?
00:47:48I have seen many things.
00:47:52And among the worst of them is the truth.
00:47:55My wife in Ithaca is long dead now.
00:47:59And I cannot see a better way to live my days
00:48:05with blind bliss.
00:48:09Very well.
00:48:11I shall miss you, old friend.
00:48:14Thank you for your service.
00:48:17Farewell, my friends.
00:48:21Farewell.
00:48:22Urocles, will you join me?
00:48:34Why would we stay?
00:48:36To sleep with old hags?
00:48:38I would rather die by your side.
00:48:41Iasis, will you join me?
00:48:44Curse the truth.
00:48:45May Athena guard us on this dark journey.
00:48:49Let us go home.
00:48:52The entrance to the labyrinth
00:49:09is only a day's journey from here.
00:49:12Ah, what's this awful smell?
00:49:15Death.
00:49:17Or something very large.
00:49:19Look.
00:49:20What in Zeus do you think it is?
00:49:23I never see a man so large.
00:49:26Not a man.
00:49:28A cyclops.
00:49:30Giant, ugly brutes.
00:49:32They curse the gods for giving them only one eye.
00:49:35This one seems to have moved on.
00:49:38We'd hear a creature this large from leagues away.
00:49:40We should go
00:49:40before he returns.
00:49:42No one, thanks.
00:49:43Let's go.
00:49:44Thanks.
00:49:44Peace.
00:49:45Peace.
00:49:45Peace.
00:49:46Peace.
00:49:47Peace.
00:49:48Peace.
00:49:49Peace.
00:49:49Peace.
00:49:50Peace.
00:49:52Peace.
00:50:06This is, should we go in?
00:50:25No.
00:50:27The path ahead is treacherous.
00:50:29We should make camp, eat.
00:50:31We will need our strength to conquer the test of mind and body inside these walls.
00:51:01No, I'm not hungry.
00:51:16What's the matter, Odysseus?
00:51:20Are you well?
00:51:22No.
00:51:25There is a pain in my soul that will not go away.
00:51:29The silence have cut me deep.
00:51:32Calypso's love has cut me deeper.
00:51:38What it must be like to live for eternity without true love.
00:51:46And a book in our heart.
00:51:49We humans.
00:51:52We are such sad, pitiful beasts.
00:51:58You are an honorable man, Odysseus.
00:52:01Wise.
00:52:03Steadfast.
00:52:03Trust that you have made the right decision.
00:52:06How can I be honorable after what I have done to my life, to my men?
00:52:15I have asked them to leave their joy and to follow me into death.
00:52:24It is my curse yet.
00:52:26So many of those I love are the ones that are affected.
00:52:32Perhaps I should have been like your king, Priam, and journeyed into death.
00:52:37Priam is no longer my king.
00:52:40And I remember a man that night that was not afraid of curses.
00:52:43Tell me about your city, King Odysseus of Ithaca.
00:52:51It is more humble than Troy.
00:52:59There is no war.
00:53:02It is an island, so the sea protects her.
00:53:04And the women, the women of Ithaca are the most beautiful women in the world.
00:53:13All men say that about their city.
00:53:16Not Sparta.
00:53:17We should sleep now.
00:53:25We'll journey into the lab before sunrise.
00:53:29Tomorrow, we'll walk through the pass of the dead.
00:54:33Do you feel that?
00:54:35A presence.
00:54:37Do not look at them.
00:54:39Odysseus.
00:54:42What was that?
00:54:45Do not listen to them.
00:54:48The voices are in your mind.
00:54:50You're going to die.
00:54:54Odysseus.
00:54:55The tunnels of the devil.
00:54:56If you live.
00:55:01If you live.
00:55:03Asa.
00:55:04Asa.
00:55:05How many have you killed?
00:55:07How many of us are here?
00:55:09Because of.
00:55:10I think we should go back.
00:55:11No.
00:55:14We go forward.
00:55:17Remember the menus.
00:55:21Do not fear the ghosts.
00:55:24They are waiting.
00:55:25I hate.
00:55:26For and there.
00:55:30I hate.
00:55:35I hate.
00:55:36I think we're at the end.
00:55:44I think Zeus.
00:55:44It was Aeacus.
00:55:54I'm going back.
00:56:00Take it.
00:56:01Aeacus!
00:56:02Come on.
00:56:04Aeacus!
00:56:05Aeacus!
00:56:05Aeacus!
00:56:10Aeacus!
00:56:16Aeacus!
00:56:27Aeacus!
00:56:27Oh, my God.
00:56:57What did you do?
00:57:03Ah!
00:57:11Oh, Susie!
00:57:13The sword isn't working!
00:57:15Give it to me! I'm a Trojan!
00:57:27Run! Run!
00:57:47Come on! Hurry up!
00:57:57Let's go! Come on! Faster! It's gonna kill me out of you!
00:58:01Let's go!
00:58:14Thank you for letting me use it.
00:58:20You should keep it.
00:58:22Now and forever.
00:58:24It is the treasure of Troy, therefore useless in my hands.
00:58:28Troy.
00:58:30Even the name seems like another life.
00:58:33Like a distant dream.
00:58:36You are a noble man, Odysseus.
00:58:40Thank you for your strength on this journey.
00:58:44We have made it through the paths of the dead.
00:58:47You can do anything now, Odysseus.
00:58:51We should not be satisfied yet.
00:58:55We still have to get through the heart of the mountain to make it to the shore.
00:58:59We should go.
00:59:01Queen!
00:59:07My patience has reached this limit.
00:59:10You will choose a husband or we will take you by force.
00:59:13You will leave my mother alone.
00:59:15Ah, the young imp speaks.
00:59:17We had better choose your words carefully.
00:59:19Do not dare threaten my son.
00:59:21He will be king one day.
00:59:23If we allow him to live.
00:59:28Stop!
00:59:30Choose!
00:59:31Choose from us now!
00:59:32The marriage shroud is not yet-
00:59:34Then you will marry with no clothes!
00:59:36Please!
00:59:37I will marry!
00:59:38Just don't hurt my son!
00:59:40Swear it.
00:59:41Swear it on the memory of your husband and the life of your son!
00:59:44I swear it!
00:59:45I swear it on the love of my true and eternal husband that I will choose.
00:59:50I will marry a man so that he may act as king.
00:59:57Now that wasn't so difficult, was it?
01:00:00Drink with us, Queen of Ithaca.
01:00:02And tell us who will be the new king.
01:00:04As it is now, I see no man worthy to be a king.
01:00:19The best amongst you will be revealed.
01:00:21There will be a contest.
01:00:23A test of skill and strength.
01:00:27Only after one of you is proven to possess the qualities to wear the crown will I choose a new husband.
01:00:57And so I'll come back.
01:00:58Above, here.
01:01:00The mann cesers..
01:01:02Are you okay?
01:01:03Is this名?
01:01:04Another day is Gareth or Lee.
01:01:05We are's going to seek care of my части.
01:01:06There are 3,000 towards behind me.
01:01:07And we walk around...
01:01:08We're in.
01:01:09You're so qualms.
01:01:10NoACT!
01:01:11Behind the Lord.
01:01:12Ladies and GM!
01:01:13Goocate with my heart.
01:01:14Get a master's deliverance.
01:01:15Hello, King.
01:01:16Bo'srsest.
01:01:17Let's meet the Phantom.
01:01:18They are so Jade.
01:01:19So...
01:01:21We are still gonna sleep after you.
01:01:22We are so of Mihi is the behind you.
01:01:23I have burned the train!
01:01:24The police haunts...
01:01:25These deaths you have patron pole...
01:01:26We've been walking for days. Surely we are lost.
01:01:34We must keep our faith.
01:01:37Calypso promised that we could return home if we made it through the path of the dead.
01:01:43I'm so hungry, I'm imagining the smell of cooked meat.
01:01:47I don't think that's your imagination. I can smell it too.
01:01:52Where is it coming from?
01:01:56Oh, thank you, Zeus.
01:02:12But whose camp is this? It's not safe to eat from a stranger.
01:02:16We haven't eaten since before we entered the labyrinth. Whoever it is, they will understand.
01:02:24We'll take only what we need.
01:02:27When I return to Ithaca, I shall store a thousand bulls for their honor.
01:02:44This is a bad idea.
01:02:47Look at these stores of meat.
01:02:50But what kind of meat is it?
01:02:51We should leave.
01:03:03Cyclops.
01:03:04Run!
01:03:07Hide yourself!
01:03:08What do we do?
01:03:21What do we do?
01:03:24We cannot avoid any more suffering.
01:03:35Your man is lost.
01:03:39He must use his chance to escape.
01:03:46I have a plan.
01:03:47Euryclees!
01:04:01Euryclees!
01:04:05Wait!
01:04:06Mighty Cyclops!
01:04:06I have heard that you despise all of the gods in Olympus.
01:04:12Then you shall not want to eat me, for I am cursed.
01:04:17Eating me shall only please the gods.
01:04:19But I have brought you a great offering.
01:04:22It is an elixir that is so powerful, it is said that not even the gods know of its existence.
01:04:27There is a potion so potent that anyone who should drink it will be imbued with enough strength that they can knock Zeus right from the heavens.
01:04:42Click!
01:05:01Quick!
01:05:02I am not sure how much time we have with the creatures that size.
01:05:04what did you give him it's extractable poppy flower we give it to soldiers who've been injured
01:05:15in battle to help sedate them i gave him an offer in the entire battalion we should go now
01:05:20bats we're on the right track i see lights
01:05:50thank the gods
01:05:51it's our ship
01:05:56thank you calypso for keeping your promise
01:06:01penelope i can finally return to you
01:06:06when i am king my first deed will be to tax everyone and everything until we are all rich
01:06:25telemachus tell me of what contest your mother has planned
01:06:42i don't know
01:06:45my queen your ears must have been burning
01:06:52now you can tell us yourself
01:06:54what game do you have in store for us
01:06:57a race perhaps
01:06:59or a wrestling match
01:07:01this is my husband's hunting bow
01:07:05it represents the skill
01:07:07and strength with which he used to rule this city
01:07:11the first to string it
01:07:14and shoot an arrow through five golden rings
01:07:17will win the right to share this kingdom with me
01:07:20if there be a just man amongst you
01:07:23may this challenge reveal him
01:07:26do you not wish to see who wins
01:07:33the winner makes no difference to me
01:07:37land
01:07:51love
01:07:55so
01:07:56Beautiful Ithaca, I am home, I am home.
01:08:25Congratulations Odysseus, you deserve your homecoming.
01:08:35You can make this your home as well, you are welcome.
01:08:40I have no home, that is my curse.
01:08:44I will continue to journey the sea, travel from place to place, having adventures, saving lives.
01:08:51I'll be like Hercules.
01:08:54Cersei, I will miss you.
01:08:59I will miss you too, good king.
01:09:02Fighting by your side has been the greatest honour, king of Ithaca.
01:09:09You are my friend.
01:09:18You are my friend.
01:09:19You are my friend.
01:09:25I will not wed another.
01:09:35I will not wed another.
01:09:50I will die first.
01:09:52I will die.
01:09:53Come in.
01:10:07You sent for me mother?
01:10:10My son.
01:10:12Today, I will take a new husband.
01:10:19Mother, you can't marry any of them.
01:10:22My father is still alive, I know it.
01:10:24Let me fight them.
01:10:25Let me defend your honour.
01:10:28You are a warrior already, even so young.
01:10:32But I'm afraid there are too many for you to fight alone.
01:10:36Am I to stay silent?
01:10:38No.
01:10:39I want you to leave Ithaca.
01:10:43What?
01:10:44I want you to go and find the fastest ship and go to Menelaus in Sparta and get safe haven.
01:10:55Here.
01:10:57Take this.
01:11:00This is a ring of your father's kingship.
01:11:03If you wear it, Menelaus will recognise you as the king of Ithaca.
01:11:09Build an army and regain the throne.
01:11:14Go now, before those brigands do any more damage.
01:11:33My city has changed.
01:12:02Are you lost, old man?
01:12:19No.
01:12:20I have been gone for some time.
01:12:23Here.
01:12:25Get yourself something to eat.
01:12:28These wicked suitors pursue the queen.
01:12:31Forget generosity is the key to Athena's favour.
01:12:35Speak again about your queen.
01:12:39She intends to remarry.
01:12:42Penelope.
01:12:44Wife of Odysseus.
01:12:47Odysseus never returned home from the Trojan War.
01:12:50Most people presumed he is dead.
01:12:54What is your name?
01:12:55Telemachus.
01:12:56Telemachus.
01:12:57Son of Odysseus and Penelope.
01:12:58I should have known.
01:12:59You share her kindness.
01:13:00You know my mother?
01:13:03I knew her well many years ago.
01:13:12You have her heart.
01:13:13Tell me of the man your mother wishes to marry.
01:13:26Does she love him greatly?
01:13:28She despises him.
01:13:29She despises him.
01:13:31And what of your father?
01:13:35Has she forgotten him?
01:13:38No.
01:13:39Then tell me, young Delamachus.
01:13:42Will you do me one favour?
01:13:46What is it you ask?
01:13:49Will you help me regain the throne of my city?
01:13:56Who are you, stranger?
01:14:01I am Odysseus.
01:14:05King of Ithaca.
01:14:11I have dreamed many years that I would return home.
01:14:15And meet my son.
01:14:20My son.
01:14:25We shall retain the throne.
01:14:28King of Ithaca, Giuseppe.
01:14:32Uh, right here.
01:14:36Hey!
01:14:41Give it to me.
01:14:42I will solve this problem once and for all.
01:14:49They attempt to string your old hunting bow.
01:14:52So that they may be worthy to be king.
01:14:58just another trick no one can string that bow i can
01:15:09how dare you beggar what are you even doing here this man is my guest which is more than i can say
01:15:19of you throw this scum out now are you afraid that a beggar may succeed when you fail
01:15:28of course not then allow me to string the bow if i should fail then you can throw me out
01:15:36unless you fear me i do not fear you but if you fail i will not just cast you out i will
01:15:45cut off your tongue very well
01:15:48hmm
01:15:59hmm
01:16:00This cannot be.
01:16:28I demand to know who you are.
01:16:30Who are you?
01:16:32I am the king of Ithaca.
01:16:37Impossible.
01:16:39You're a liar.
01:16:41Kill this liar!
01:16:44Soon, we'll be together, my pirate.
01:16:47My son.
01:17:00Wait a minute.
01:17:26Whatever happened to the legendary Odysseus, the years have wakened you.
01:17:56Uh huh!
01:18:04Ahhhh!
01:18:08Uh huh!
01:18:14Uh huh!
01:18:20Uh huh!
01:18:24How many times did I warn you, Imp?
01:18:51I would die for you.
01:18:54Ah!
01:18:58Searching!
01:19:10Telemachus, what happened?
01:19:18We return the rightful king to his throne.
01:19:22What do you mean?
01:19:24Who are these people?
01:19:33Odysseus.
01:19:34My past, I can't.
01:19:40I have not heard you call me since the day you left.
01:19:45My past, I can't.
01:19:53I have not heard you call me since the day you left.
01:19:59I love you.
01:20:00I love you.
01:20:03I love you.
01:20:04My king.
01:20:05My husband.
01:20:06My husband.
01:20:07My husband.
01:20:08My husband.
01:20:09You're here.
01:20:39What is that, sir?
01:20:43It is the Kraken.
01:20:45It still lives.
01:20:47What is this monster?
01:20:49It has followed me from Troy.
01:20:53I must end this.
01:20:55But you will die.
01:20:57Let me fight with you.
01:20:59No.
01:21:01It is me the creature wants.
01:21:03But you will die.
01:21:05If I do not do this,
01:21:07it shall follow me for the rest of my days.
01:21:11I will stay by your side.
01:21:13I refuse to see your world destroyed
01:21:15as I saw mine.
01:21:31Convicts!
01:21:33I am the one you want!
01:21:37Odysseus!
01:21:41Give me your cape and bow quickly,
01:21:43so that I may look to be in Ithaca.
01:21:45No. The beast will kill you.
01:21:47He will die before he does.
01:21:49My plan is sound.
01:21:51I am the destroyer of the Trojans.
01:22:05I am Odysseus, your most hated foe.
01:22:07But before you look upon my face,
01:22:09it's there!
01:22:11Behold!
01:22:13The sword of Troy!
01:22:15For I am the last Trojan,
01:22:17and I fight for Ithaca!
01:22:19No, Cersei!
01:22:21No!
01:22:23Leave her!
01:22:25No!
01:22:27Leave her!
01:22:29No!
01:22:47Cersei!
01:22:49Odysseus!
01:22:59Odysseus!
01:23:01I've paid my debt to you last.
01:23:04No!
01:23:05I will get you a healer.
01:23:07It's time for me to join my people in the afterlife.
01:23:13They wait for me there.
01:23:15I have been gone too long.
01:23:17Farewell, sweet Odysseus.
01:23:23Odysseus.
01:23:28Your name will be etched in history.
01:23:37Farewell, my warrior princess.
01:23:42I'm my old friend.
01:23:44Friend.
01:23:45Yes.
01:23:47You are mine.
01:23:48Yes.
01:23:49Friend.
01:23:53Knives.
01:23:54No!
01:24:13Sorry.
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