00:00I've just realized it's one of the worst things you can do is show people videos.
00:02It's horrible, it's horrible.
00:04Isn't it?
00:04I've just suddenly realized.
00:06It's quite stressful.
00:07It's horrible.
00:14Hello, my name's Jonathan.
00:16The Ports.
00:17I'm Riz.
00:18I'm Harris.
00:19I'm Andrew and we're going to watch some of our favorite YouTube videos.
00:23We were talking earlier and like men of a certain generation,
00:26sorry to leave you out of this and leave you out of this lately,
00:29but like early YouTube videos,
00:30it's impossible to find favorites that aren't in some way offensive.
00:34There's always something offensive.
00:35And when did it start?
00:36It signed 19-tickety-two.
00:38No, it didn't.
00:40No, it didn't.
00:41That's a made-up tie.
00:43It wasn't the 19-tickety-two.
00:44No, no.
00:45Like, do you remember Unforgivable?
00:46Do you remember those Unforgivable?
00:47I was going to choose Unforgivable.
00:48Dude, we were born in the same year, but we can hide five.
00:51It is offensive, but like, we're brothers.
00:53Wait, wait, wait.
00:54Did you give options?
00:55Yeah.
00:56How many did you give?
00:57I've got a lot of time on my hands.
00:58Yeah.
00:59You guys know Steve BrĂĽhl?
01:00Yeah.
01:01There he is.
01:02Hey, Jenny.
01:03Hey, Wayne.
01:04I don't even like wine, but guess what?
01:06You're going to like it.
01:07I need some cheese.
01:09Steve, what kind of wine is that you're drinking?
01:11I can't see, hun.
01:12Sweetberry wine!
01:14I'm supposed to spit it out.
01:18But no way, Jose.
01:20My spin this stuff out, it tastes like fruit.
01:22He's so good.
01:23Have any of you guys worked with him?
01:25Steve?
01:26No.
01:27Did you film with him in South Spain, a Western?
01:29Oh, yeah.
01:30So good.
01:31John C. Reilly is a genius, and Tim and Eric also show a great job is a great show.
01:37I don't know.
01:38It was just one that I would watch over and over and over again.
01:40And he was genuinely wasted doing this, and he got really, really drunk doing it.
01:45I don't know.
01:45It just felt iconic to me.
01:47Great taste.
01:49I've just realized it's one of the worst things you can do is show people videos.
01:52It's horrible.
01:53It's horrible.
01:54Isn't it?
01:55I just suddenly realized.
01:56It's quite stressful.
01:57It's horrible.
01:58It's like a step up from having the orcs.
01:59Totally.
02:00Oh, God.
02:01The orcs.
02:02The orcs.
02:03The orcs.
02:04C.S.
02:05I think Harris wants to go next.
02:07I don't care.
02:08Mine's not that deep.
02:09It doesn't need an introduction.
02:10I'm excited.
02:11Well, there's an endless list of regulations that govern dogs these days.
02:14So how is it that these two are roaming their neighborhood, frightening the locals, and
02:18the council isn't stopping it?
02:20This day morning, I came out into the front yard, and the dogs were across the boat.
02:25And as soon as they saw me, they came bounding over.
02:29And I just made it into the front door in time.
02:34Is that real?
02:35It's real.
02:36It's not real.
02:37It is real.
02:38It's not real.
02:39It is real.
02:40On the left.
02:41The poor wife.
02:42Did you see that for 40 years?
02:44I think he's created this whole, like, scandal just so he could do that.
02:47Yeah.
02:48It's also like that politician recently.
02:49You know when the guy tried to criticize him because he said he's not from Australia?
02:53He went, oh, you watch it, son.
02:55I've punched blokes in the mouth for that.
02:56It was as bad as this.
02:57But it was, like, genuine, like, politician on a platform.
03:00It does feel a bit xenophobic that you're only bringing up Australian stuff.
03:03No.
03:04But also...
03:05And mocking.
03:06No, I think the Australians, he's bringing up a xenophobic.
03:08That's slightly different.
03:10Yeah, actually, yeah.
03:11Fuck you.
03:12Sorry, I got you, man.
03:14Let's do it.
03:15Mine is very, very straightforward.
03:16Classic, boring, harmless.
03:17It's just Joe Pischi acting like a psycho.
03:19Oh.
03:20I'm in the middle of the fucking weeds laying down.
03:22He comes over, he says, what are you doing?
03:23This is my favorite film.
03:24Here you're resting.
03:25On a fucking beach in a park.
03:27I said, I'm resting.
03:28I know I'm resting.
03:29I'm resting.
03:30They put me in, they start giving me all kinds of questions.
03:31It's hard to believe it's the same guy from Home Alone.
03:33He says, no, you're going to tell me something today, tough guy.
03:36I said, all right, I'll tell you something.
03:37Go fuck your mother.
03:40That laugh, man.
03:41It's a big choice.
03:43I mean, yeah.
03:44Yeah.
03:45He's really committed to that same.
03:50Do you know the way he says, pal pink?
03:52It reminds me so much of my uncle.
03:54I mean, my uncle would literally do that.
03:55He would go halfway through a joke and then halfway, he'd just start doing sound effects.
03:59And just assume that you understand.
04:00He goes, in he comes, turns around,
04:02and you're like, what the fuck are you talking about?
04:07This is where it's all about, this moment.
04:09How the fuck am I funny?
04:11What the fuck is so funny about me?
04:13Tell me.
04:13Tell me what's funny.
04:14Get the fuck out of here.
04:21What's amazing about this scene is you might think it's the kind of scene you'd cut in a film,
04:24but it's got, it contains a whole film within this.
04:26Yeah.
04:27Do you know what I mean?
04:27Like, Hendry slightly insider, outsider.
04:29This guy's a loose cannon.
04:31Ends the scene with you may fold under questioning.
04:33But how do you as a director set that up for the actors to do that?
04:36You know what I mean?
04:37Like, it's, I don't think we get the opportunity to do that as much maybe as they did in that period.
04:42Where you think they just had more time or?
04:44I don't know.
04:45I think the focus is more on the technical maybe now than it is on kind of letting the performances live.
04:49And I mean, I've definitely had moments where filmmakers have allowed that and created a space for that.
04:55But like, what a beautiful gift for us to be able to.
04:58Yeah, to have that playground.
04:59I went up to Ray Liotta once.
05:01The only time I met him at Venice Film Festival.
05:03And I approached him.
05:04He was sat in the corner of a bar.
05:05I went to the back and just went up to him and said,
05:07Mr. Liotta, I just wanted to say Goodfellas is my favourite film.
05:10Your performance in that.
05:11It's one of the most important things to me.
05:13And it's why I became, and just before I could even finish the sentence, he'd go,
05:16I know.
05:17And he just got the sense that people say this to me.
05:21They say a war all the time.
05:22A war all the time.
05:23A war all the time.
05:24A war all the time.
05:25It's just everyone comes up to him going,
05:26that you've changed my life.
05:27That you've changed my life.
05:28He's like, I'm trying to have a drink.
05:30Yeah, you don't need to finish.
05:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:33I've heard this one six times today.
05:35This was the easiest decision I've ever made in my life.
05:37Oh, come on.
05:38That'll be yellow, big road.
05:39That'll be yellow, big road.
05:40That'll be yellow, big road.
05:41That'll be yellow, big road.
05:42That'll be yellow, big road.
05:43Stop.
05:44Wait.
05:45Yes.
05:46Yes.
05:47Yes.
05:48To celebrate how the scoring of a movie can change the narrative.
05:52Oh, that's great.
05:53I'll try to work out something that sums up the feeling when you go to a festival with all
05:57your mates.
05:58That's excellent.
05:59It's perfect, man.
06:00This is what we used to do.
06:01Put music over the wrong video.
06:02It's so good.
06:03If there was a night, if there was a night that you could go to.
06:04Yeah.
06:05What a good theme.
06:06Well, we dress up as Wizard of Oz and just wait.
06:07Yeah.
06:08Munchkin night.
06:09I think it's called Glastonbury.
06:10This is a really mushroom friendly film.
06:11Yeah.
06:12I mean, watching this, Paris tells me that this is a really mushroom friendly film.
06:17Yeah.
06:18I mean, watching this, Paris tells me that this is a really mushroom friendly film.
06:23Yeah.
06:24Yeah.
06:25There's so many things.
06:26Salad fingers.
06:27Yeah.
06:28Yeah.
06:29You were going to go with that.
06:30The one that you didn't.
06:31Hubert, you taste like soot and poo.
06:32So you would have chosen that.
06:33You would have chosen Unforgivable.
06:34No, I would not have chosen Unforgivable.
06:35Leroy Jenkins.
06:36Remember the Leroy Jenkins one?
06:37Yeah.
06:38It's really good.
06:39Have you seen Leroy Jenkins?
06:40It's really weird.
06:41Oh, do you know what?
06:42Let's keep going.
06:43Let's keep going.
06:44Yeah.
06:45Yeah.
06:46Yeah.
06:47Yeah.
06:48Yeah.
06:49Yeah.
06:50Yeah.
06:51Yeah.
06:52Yeah.
06:53Yeah.
06:54Yeah.
06:55Yeah.
06:56Let's just keep this round two.
06:57Get my USB.
06:58Yeah.
06:59Yeah.
07:00Yeah.
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