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Emmerdale 18th Nov 2025

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00:30That takes me back.
00:32Is it?
00:34Come if you want.
00:36Don't want an old coffee dodger like me there, do you?
00:39Nah, man.
00:41There's loads of pensioners going.
00:42There's Mac, Robert.
00:44If you want to come, come.
00:48Actually, yes.
00:50Yeah, I will do, top of it.
00:52What?
00:54In a bit.
00:55In a bit.
01:00I hope you're having a soft drink.
01:01Alcohol and your condition don't mix.
01:03As always.
01:04If you fancy it, I'm making my stew tonight.
01:08Charles is out and I would so enjoy your company.
01:11As I would yours.
01:13But I've got plans.
01:15No problem whatsoever.
01:17Enjoy yourself.
01:18I will.
01:19You're in a lot of trouble.
01:23Dad, God, you scared me.
01:25Not as much as you scared me these last few days.
01:27I'm sorry.
01:28Lucy's sister was ill and I didn't want to leave her chucking her guts up.
01:31Well, OK, but there's this thing called texting.
01:33Ask your grounder.
01:34He messaged me.
01:35You were back.
01:35Kate, sorry.
01:36Is that why you're mad at me?
01:38What?
01:38No.
01:38I'm not mad at you.
01:40I was just sad you missed Ivy's party.
01:42It wasn't the same without you.
01:43Well, I got her a present.
01:44I'll bring it round later, yeah?
01:46She'll love that.
01:48So I was the trip.
01:49I mean, did you see much of the uni or...?
01:50Yeah, it was all right.
01:52That's it?
01:52Just all right?
01:53Right, I'll bore you with the details later.
01:55Have you not got a job to be getting to?
01:56Yes, boss.
01:57I just came back from my top.
01:58I'll see you later.
02:02What's your dad said?
02:04He's just sad that I miss Ivy's birthday.
02:07Have you decided yet if you're going to tell him?
02:10April, if Marlon knew that Kathy had done something,
02:13like this, I would expect him to let me know.
02:15Because us parents, we're looking out for each other's kids.
02:18I know.
02:19But please just don't tell him.
02:22Don't you see, love?
02:23That's the problem.
02:24If you do something else, you might not be as lucky next time.
02:28I'm really, really sorry, but he deserves to know.
02:39That looked a little fraught.
02:41But let me guess, Grandpa won't keep quiet.
02:44He's going to tell my dad.
02:46Come.
02:46I am so tired of clearing up your mess.
02:49If it's not coppers, it's corpses.
02:51As I said, I'll deal with it.
02:54Show you how to finish a job properly.
02:56Please, can I have a lemonade and a cake, please?
03:05No, you can have a water and this.
03:09I need a wee.
03:10Of course you do.
03:11Well, be quick.
03:12You've got homework to do.
03:12Oh, you're a natural with him.
03:16Where did you get it from, your dad?
03:17Well, maybe my adoptive dad, but certainly not my biological one.
03:22Have you ever met him?
03:23No, I haven't.
03:24But I do know that Emma, my mum, had a drunken fling.
03:30And then he was sent to prison before I was born for robbing a bank in Leeds.
03:35You're almost boring there, right?
03:39What's Pete doing?
03:41Oh, he's not great, to be honest, mate.
03:43I'll tell you what.
03:44Why don't you come to Liverpool, set the party off, and we'll take him out and cheer him up?
03:48Bye, Ross.
03:48Well, why did you do that?
03:51Well, because you should be helping him in there with his homework.
03:55You said you were going to do that.
03:56Excuse me, I've got paying customers.
03:59Tough.
04:00Speaking of customers, can you sneak me eight beers, please?
04:04For what?
04:05Well, I can't turn up to a party empty-handed, can I?
04:09Great.
04:09So you're ditching me for some drunken teenagers.
04:12Correct.
04:13Fine.
04:14Well, you'll have to pay for them.
04:16That's fine.
04:17Put them on my tab.
04:27What's so funny?
04:28Nothing.
04:29No, it's just...
04:31It's Ross and Mackenzie, their bromance.
04:33It's ridiculous, but it's quite sweet.
04:36Listen, why don't you take Mac out for a beer sometime?
04:40I don't think we've got much in common.
04:43It's a nice idea.
04:45Anyway, I've got to crack on.
04:47I've got a beer, vodka, wine.
05:01Oh, and this blue thing Vinny found.
05:03It could be antifreeze, but it could be fun.
05:06I've got my two mates, me, Jack, and Daniel.
05:08Now you're talking.
05:08Oh, are you two doing karaoke?
05:10Oh, yeah.
05:11So, is Sarah going full fairytale, you know, church, dress the old shebang?
05:16Mm-hmm.
05:17Yep.
05:17I'm going to have to save like mad to feed your whole family.
05:20If it was down to me, we'd elope.
05:21Yeah, we'll do that an hour lot.
05:22We'll have you.
05:24Another bit talking about outfits, you know, in group chat, isn't it?
05:26Yeah, I've seen the chat.
05:27Has anyone got a gun?
05:28It's not worth shooting yourself over, mate.
05:30To rob a bank.
05:31Oh!
05:34Come on, Cammy!
05:35Come on, the show.
05:37You're in trouble.
05:38Most of the region with you.
05:39Why?
05:40He's at no parties till he's back.
05:42To who?
05:44Him.
05:45Cammy, you lied to me.
05:47Are you having fun?
05:49Maybe.
05:49Then stop mourning, granddad.
05:52Hey!
05:53Hey!
05:53Hey!
05:54It's a stag do, is it?
05:56Well, I think we've got to invite the ladies.
05:57Oh, no, no, I've invited Jess, Ava, Zoe from the Tire Shop, the two Charlies, oh, and three
06:03birds, those car rapids yesterday.
06:06Did I miss anything?
06:07No, it's just getting started.
06:09Right, listen up.
06:10Cammy, go pick the songs, no arguments.
06:12Right, you sing, what are you giving?
06:14Right, first up, we have got...
06:18Billy!
06:23Billy!
06:24Billy!
06:25Billy!
06:26Billy!
06:28We're going to love this one, bro.
06:31I'll tell you what I want, what I really want.
06:33So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.
06:35I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.
06:37So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.
06:40I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna.
06:42WOOO!
06:54san yooedd
06:56Hi.
07:12Hi.
07:13Oh, sorry, I've just been wrangling with the dishwasher.
07:15I thought I'd better make good on my promise,
07:17since I so shamelessly abandoned you after our drink,
07:21so here I am.
07:23Can I take you for a coffee?
07:24Oh, you know what?
07:26There is nothing that I would like more than a catch-up, seriously,
07:29but I just need to nip and see someone.
07:31Are you free tomorrow?
07:32Are you OK? You seem a bit frazzled.
07:35No, I'm fine, yeah.
07:36You're clearly not.
07:38Tell me what's bothering you.
07:42Celia.
07:44Everything's such a mess.
07:46I don't know where to start.
07:48I find the beginning a good place.
07:54Should I stay or should I go now?
07:59Should I stay or should I go now?
08:05These five gold men won't be troubled.
08:08Are you enjoying yourself?
08:11Yeah.
08:11Just as long as we don't have a repeat of yesterday.
08:14I'm all grubby, baby.
08:17Just here for the good vibes, isn't it?
08:19Cheers.
08:20Cheers.
08:25This is going to be weird now I'm going to get off.
08:27Don't.
08:28I'll go talk to him.
08:34Doctors won't be happy.
08:37Doctors can do one, but thank you for your concern.
08:41Yeah, I didn't think this was your scene.
08:44I wouldn't have thought it was yours either, but tell it!
08:46There you are.
08:46I know these losers.
08:49Yeah, well, I know some of them too.
08:50There's you, Aaron, Scottish kid.
08:54That's Louis.
08:55Louis.
08:56That's what I said.
08:58We should have had karaoke at our vow renewal.
09:01You know, that doesn't seem very you either.
09:03Well, fun.
09:06I can be fun.
09:08What is me?
09:09Drinking, fighting.
09:11I didn't say that.
09:12You didn't have to.
09:13I can be fun.
09:16I am fun.
09:17Fun wants to be me.
09:22Oh!
09:24Lad, here come the babes.
09:25Can you please turn the volume down?
09:34I can hear it across the street.
09:35Oh, Cammie.
09:37You want to tell your new girlfriend to lighten up a little bit?
09:39If you're not the one, then why does my soul feel glad today?
09:54If you're not the one, then why does my hand fit yours this way?
10:03If you are not mine, then why does your heart return my call?
10:12If you are not mine, would I have the strength to stand at all?
10:19I never know what the future brings, but know you're here with me now.
10:27We'll make it through, and I hope you are the one I share my life with.
10:36Why haven't you said anything already?
10:40Well, because April's freaking out that they're going to disown her this time.
10:43I'm not surprised.
10:44As you said, she's been through a lot recently.
10:47She's only just managed to patch things up with them, yes?
10:51Yeah.
10:52She must be desperate to cling on to that bit of peace.
10:56Are you worried that she might try to run away again?
11:04Yeah, I am, yeah.
11:06And Marlon's on constant eye alert.
11:09I bet he is.
11:09I bet they all are.
11:11The thing is, she's just finding her feet.
11:14She'll be vulnerable.
11:16Fragile.
11:19But she said she didn't take any of the drugs, yes?
11:22Yeah.
11:23Well, that counts for a lot.
11:24There's a big difference between a mistake and a catastrophe.
11:30Yeah, that's true.
11:35If I'm not made for you, then why does my heart tell me that I am?
11:42Is there any way that I understand?
11:54Please just take me back, Robert.
11:59This doesn't make any sense.
12:04I'm sorry, Kev.
12:06Why don't you try?
12:08If I could turn back time.
12:11Do you think that this is funny?
12:13You need a strong cup of coffee and something to soak up all that alcohol.
12:18Come on home.
12:30Maybe I should go and help.
12:31Just leave it.
12:33It'll only make it worse.
12:34If you were me, would you tell them?
12:55Oh, my Bob.
12:58Only you can decide that.
13:01But once you say those words, you can never take them back.
13:08And if she did run away again, she might...
13:10You were the one person she trusted.
13:17Surely that's worth more than anything.
13:21I'm sorry, you look more worried now than you did before.
13:25I did not mean to make this harder for you.
13:28No, no.
13:28You've actually helped me make a decision.
13:32Which is?
13:33He's not in a good way.
13:44He's heartbroken.
13:45Clodie, don't.
13:48Don't worry, I'm thinking I'm a bigger pillock than he already does.
13:51Mind your language, Kevin.
13:52You're still in my house and the Lord hears everything.
13:55Talk to him and be honest.
13:57I'll be in the kitchen.
14:03Sorry if I embarrassed you.
14:10It's fine.
14:15I meant what I said, though.
14:18What was the best day of my life?
14:19Yeah, I know.
14:22Then what's changed?
14:24Kev, I told you, I do care about you.
14:30So you'll stand by me now?
14:33I stand by my promise.
14:35I'll be there till the end.
14:39I think I need a kit.
14:42Sounds like a good idea.
14:45See you tomorrow, though, yeah?
14:49Yeah.
14:50Okay.
14:50What did he say?
15:03He said he'd be there till the end.
15:06That's not the same as being in love with you.
15:10You don't know what we had.
15:12I know your heart's wide open and I admire you for that.
15:15But hope deferred maketh the heart sick.
15:19Love can be cruel if it's not returned.
15:21I didn't realise you had asthma.
15:39No, I don't.
15:40I'm just struggling a bit, that's all.
15:42Do you fancy a pint?
15:43Oh, yes, please.
15:48May I help?
15:49Yes.
15:50I am wondering what to get Mac for Christmas.
15:53Oh.
15:54How about a watch?
15:56I'd love a new watch.
15:57It's a good idea, he does like watches.
15:59I was thinking about buying him a season ticket to Leeds, you know?
16:04Maybe you could both go together.
16:06Yes.
16:07Drink beer, do some chanting, cry on each other's shoulders when you lose.
16:11Not really much of a football fan.
16:13Well, I want monster trucks.
16:15He loves monster trucks.
16:17Trudy, I'm getting the sense that you're trying to force a friendship between me and your husband.
16:22Oh, force is a bit of a strong word.
16:25Okay, look, between you and me, he doesn't have very many friends.
16:29Really?
16:31You think Aaron?
16:32No, they've drifted apart a bit.
16:35I mean, what about him and Ross?
16:36They seem inseparable.
16:39Well, no, he can't just rely on Ross to be friends, can he?
16:41I want him to have different people around him.
16:44You know, people who aren't just all surface.
16:46Who we can have a laugh with.
16:48You thought of me?
16:49Yes, I did, Liam.
16:51You're very funny, you're a very decent bloke, and...
16:54Hey, this could win you points with Chas.
16:56Points?
16:57Oh, come on, imagine her face when she sees you making friends with her...
17:01her favourite cousin's fella.
17:04I don't know.
17:05Oh, believe me.
17:06This is brilliant.
17:08Opposites attract.
17:09And you love Bance.
17:11Matt loves Bance.
17:13Go on, then.
17:13I'll take him for a pint.
17:14Oh, thank you.
17:15I'll tell you what, one better.
17:17Come round to ours tomorrow night, with some beers.
17:20Bish bash bosh, you will be best buddies by bedtime.
17:24What can I get you?
17:25Seven tequila shots, please.
17:26Two pints.
17:27How come the party ended?
17:28They have canna kill the vibe, didn't they?
17:30How was he?
17:32Both self-pity.
17:34Has he got the message now?
17:37Definitely his swan song, rather than his comeback tour.
17:41He knows where he stands with me.
17:47Oh, God.
18:02Sorry.
18:04I didn't mean to scare you.
18:05I just...
18:06I lost me jacket.
18:08Well, make sure you knock next time, please.
18:10Well, I do, but...
18:12Here's your jacket.
18:22You look like I feel.
18:24You all right?
18:26Yeah.
18:27It's just stuff.
18:30What kind of stuff?
18:32Rubbish.
18:34My head's full, like, staticky.
18:37Sometimes wish I had an off switch.
18:39I...
18:43I showed you that, didn't I?
18:46I thought you said it helps when you're angry.
18:48Well, yeah, it does, but...
18:50It's not just that.
18:51It's...
18:52Yeah.
18:54But, um...
18:56Whenever your head goes, just...
19:00Snap it, and...
19:02Just...
19:03Reminds you that you're here, and not...
19:06Whenever you...
19:07Just...
19:08Trust me.
19:10It works.
19:12Leave it to the kid.
19:14I thought it was sweet.
19:17Earlier, you know, the singing.
19:19It's a bit off-key, but...
19:21It did mean something once.
19:25Sounds like it still does.
19:28I think that was probably my last shot.
19:30I don't think you should give up.
19:36You believed in your vows, didn't you?
19:38Yeah.
19:40Every word.
19:44Don't just chuck it away, because it got hard.
19:49Love's worth fighting for.
19:50You know what, good?
19:56You're bang on.
20:00And I take till death do us part very seriously.
20:03Thank you for listening to a panicky, middle-aged, but very witty man.
20:24Any time.
20:26Maybe we could go out for another drink soon?
20:28That would be lovely.
20:31I'll let you know.
20:32Bye.
20:33Hello.
20:35Hi.
20:37Just a sec.
20:38Just so you know, I've decided not to tell your dad and Rona.
20:48Thank you so much, Grandad.
20:50But it must never happen again.
20:53Do you understand?
20:54Yeah.
20:54Yeah, totally.
20:57Celia's just about to go.
20:58I've got a couple of jobs to do.
21:00How do you fancy watching a film together later?
21:03I'd like that, yeah.
21:06Celia.
21:06I'm sorry I've taken up so much of your time.
21:10You're welcome.
21:12Right, well, no rest for the wicked.
21:15Bye.
21:16Bye.
21:22I'm sorry.
21:25How many times have you said that to me?
21:29Actions speak louder than words.
21:31You know what'll happen again.
21:32That's true, because you have just used up your final chance.
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