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Tell Me I Love You - Three friends and ex-lovers hatch a plan to get married and inherit money. But new lovers, old flames, and their parents have other ideas as they discover that family is actually who you choose.
Tell Me I Love You - Three friends and ex-lovers hatch a plan to get married and inherit money. But new lovers, old flames, and their parents have other ideas as they discover that family is actually who you choose.
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00:00:00It's just a sunny day
00:00:29I was just a girl from music school
00:00:31Kind of a dork, like everyone else
00:00:33At school, I met Mel and Ben
00:00:35We became best friends, bandmates, a songwriting trio
00:00:39My tribe
00:00:40Now we live together and make music together in a cool house in Malibu
00:00:44Mel's uncle loaned it to us for the summer
00:00:46I really love it here
00:00:48They were living the dream
00:00:50But wait, I'm getting ahead of myself
00:00:52Now it's time to jam
00:00:59I'm getting ahead of myself
00:01:02Well, I'm doing that
00:01:04But wait, I'm getting ahead of yourself
00:01:08Ichiro, I'm getting into my original house
00:01:12I'm getting ahead of yourself
00:01:14And I'm getting ahead of ourselves
00:01:17I'm getting ahead of myself
00:01:19And I'm getting ahead of myself
00:01:21Yeah!
00:01:43That might be the single.
00:01:48Yeah, yeah, I think it sounded great, let me just work on some harmonies.
00:01:57We all got day jobs.
00:01:58Ben worked for Mr. Morton, our weird neighbor, doing sound design, Melanie was producing
00:02:02at a rock label, and I was, well, waitressing and auditioning, of course.
00:02:09And now that I was living in LA, there were endless weddings, baby showers, and family
00:02:13get-togethers.
00:02:14Yes, mom, don't worry, okay.
00:02:19Okay, mom, I'll take care of you.
00:02:22Excited for the big family weekend?
00:02:24Hell no.
00:02:25Well, they love you, and so do we.
00:02:28Love you.
00:02:33It's Barry.
00:02:35Hi, Barry.
00:02:36Yes, I know, I didn't forget two triple red-eye lattes, bagels, and Advil, I'm on my way, bye.
00:02:43Hiya.
00:02:44Hi.
00:02:45What?
00:02:46The label loved our demo.
00:02:47Yes!
00:02:48They want five more songs, but full mixes, not garage band demos.
00:02:53How are we ever going to afford this?
00:02:55Uh, would Big Barry let us mix at night?
00:02:57Doubt it.
00:02:58What are we talking, like 10, 20?
00:02:59No, I'll try 30, 40,000.
00:03:00This label is amazing.
00:03:01Hey, hey, we'll get another shot.
00:03:03Uh, do you mind feeding Max tonight?
00:03:04I might be out late.
00:03:05Uh, work or hot date?
00:03:05Maybe both.
00:03:06Oh, another lead guitarist kind of dude?
00:03:07No, maybe the bass player for the Silicon Beaches.
00:03:09Vanessa Lee?
00:03:10Oh, dude, she's smoking hot.
00:03:11What else?
00:03:12I only date guys under 30 or female rockers on tour with no strings.
00:03:16Yeah, flawless plan, I must say.
00:03:17Hey, Ben.
00:03:18When my uncle sells me on tour with no strings.
00:03:19Hey, Ben.
00:03:20When my uncle sells me on tour with no strings.
00:03:21Oh, do you mind feeding Max tonight?
00:03:22Do you mind feeding Max tonight?
00:03:23I might be out late.
00:03:24Uh, work or hot date?
00:03:25Maybe both.
00:03:26Oh, another lead guitarist kind of dude?
00:03:27No, maybe the bass player for the Silicon Beaches.
00:03:28Vanessa Lee?
00:03:29Oh, dude, she's smoking hot.
00:03:31What else?
00:03:32I only date guys under 30 or female rockers on tour with no strings.
00:03:37Flawless plan, I must say.
00:03:42Hey, Ben.
00:03:44When my uncle sells this house, free rent's over.
00:03:48We have to make this demo.
00:03:50We have to find the money.
00:03:56Mel worked as a studio engineer for one of the best rock labels in Hollywood.
00:04:00But her boss gave a whole new meaning to the word jerk.
00:04:07You want me to pump this up?
00:04:13Uh, yeah.
00:04:14Alright, I'm gonna take five.
00:04:20Good luck.
00:04:27Hey, Barry.
00:04:28I was wondering if I could talk to you about something.
00:04:30Find me the next blockage yet?
00:04:32You got good ears, kid.
00:04:33That's what I pay you for.
00:04:35But actually, that's not what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:04:38I was wondering if maybe we could use your studio just for a few nights.
00:04:42What?
00:04:43You mixing?
00:04:44In my studio?
00:04:45Mel, I got news for you.
00:04:47We got eight bands with new albums they gotta finish.
00:04:50We'll talk about you in the studio when things slow down.
00:04:54Next summer, maybe.
00:04:55Call me Saturday by 9am with notes on those.
00:04:58And take those morons out on the town.
00:05:01Limos, bottle service, whatever.
00:05:03Just make sure they bring us the next album.
00:05:05Yeah, sure.
00:05:08Sorry.
00:05:09Oops.
00:05:10Excuse me.
00:05:11Sorry.
00:05:14Ready to impress, darling?
00:05:16Yeah, I thought they wanted a soprano.
00:05:17There's like 15 guys here.
00:05:19Do they ever know what they want?
00:05:21Do they, baby?
00:05:24Do they, baby?
00:05:27You got this.
00:05:28Alejandra Martin?
00:05:31Soprano?
00:05:33I see here you went to Juilliard.
00:05:36Impressive.
00:05:37But what's your instrument?
00:05:38Violin.
00:05:39Mostly.
00:05:40And voice.
00:05:41Violin.
00:05:42Handy.
00:05:43Tina, cue up the spot.
00:05:45Shiny and clean.
00:05:48That's what it means.
00:05:50Washing those jeans.
00:05:52Till they're shiny and clean.
00:05:58I think it's working around, David.
00:06:01Nice job.
00:06:02We'll let you know.
00:06:06Another audition.
00:06:07Bombed.
00:06:08Thank God I had my friend Steven to help cheer me up.
00:06:11He was always bailing me out.
00:06:15And Ben worked for our neighbor at a video gaming company.
00:06:18He was a little odd, too.
00:06:26Oh, like you just rolled out of bed, big guy.
00:06:29Not exactly.
00:06:30Dude, it's all over your face.
00:06:31You and the roommates going at it 24-7.
00:06:34Rob, seriously.
00:06:35It's not like that.
00:06:36I didn't take it from a merry guy.
00:06:37Don't ever get hitched.
00:06:39Keep on doing the dream team.
00:06:40Boom.
00:06:45Soldier.
00:06:46Soldier.
00:06:47Oh, nine hundred and fifty-eight seconds.
00:06:49You are late.
00:06:50Sir.
00:06:51I, uh...
00:06:52At ease, son.
00:06:53So, uh, how's the booby trap sound effects going?
00:06:56Look, we need big boobies, and I mean big.
00:06:58Yeah, uh, be done today.
00:07:00Attaboy.
00:07:01Say, Ben.
00:07:03How does it all work with you and those girls?
00:07:07Work?
00:07:08Yeah, you know, like, I mean, any jealousy?
00:07:11Are there any rules?
00:07:13Uh, rules?
00:07:14Yeah.
00:07:15I get it.
00:07:16Mum's the word, right?
00:07:18Mum's the word.
00:07:20Sir, I need to get back to this.
00:07:22Well, you keep up the good work, alright?
00:07:24And you say hello to those gals from me.
00:07:27While I was dealing with my life, I had forgotten something very important.
00:07:51Oh, how was your date with Vanessa?
00:07:54She play-o-dromes.
00:07:56She wanted to do something romantic.
00:07:58I know.
00:07:59Like dinner.
00:08:00Yuck.
00:08:01So I went out with Nick, the label rep, instead.
00:08:03Oh.
00:08:04And?
00:08:05He's turning 31.
00:08:06Who knew?
00:08:08I had to end it.
00:08:11Ellie would kill you if she saw you doing that.
00:08:14So, Julie's baby's party is at 2.
00:08:17You're gonna come, right?
00:08:19Uh, yeah.
00:08:21Sure.
00:08:26Today's the day, isn't it?
00:08:27Yeah.
00:08:28One year later.
00:08:29One shitty drunk driver.
00:08:30Well, I'll stay home.
00:08:31We'll hang.
00:08:32No, no.
00:08:33I'm okay.
00:08:34Really.
00:08:35Come to Julie's, maybe?
00:08:36It's probably better if you're around people.
00:08:37Hey, Mel, if you become a big time music producer, you wouldn't leave us, would you?
00:08:43Engie.
00:08:44Engie.
00:08:45No matter what happens, we'll always be together.
00:08:48You, me, and Allie.
00:08:49We're family now.
00:08:50Today was the day Ben's parents died.
00:08:51Head on car crash.
00:08:52So awful.
00:08:53I should have remembered.
00:08:54I should have been there for him.
00:08:55We're bandmates.
00:08:56You just don't forget that kind of stuff.
00:08:57I should've remembered.
00:08:58I should have been there for him.
00:08:59We're bandmates.
00:09:00You just don't forget that kind of stuff.
00:09:02I'll be as big as a big time music producer, you wouldn't leave us, would you?
00:09:03En-G, no matter what happens, we'll always be together.
00:09:06You, me, and Allie.
00:09:07We're family now.
00:09:08Today was the day Ben's parents died.
00:09:09Head on car crash.
00:09:10So awful.
00:09:11I should have remembered.
00:09:14I should have been there.
00:09:15We're bandmates.
00:09:16You just don't forget that kind of stuff.
00:09:19Hello everyone, I'm Cassie, I'll be taking over for Milo today.
00:09:36This is an advanced class, so I hope you're all ready to work.
00:09:39Alright, let's get started.
00:09:42Arms above your head, back foot at a 45 degree angle, hands together, and look to the sky.
00:09:49Virabhadrasana two, warrior two pose, open up, adjust your foot back, now squeeze your
00:10:01glutes, and lift your abdomen, arms up above your head, that's it, now breathe, now release
00:10:09into gravity with happy baby, this opens chakras, releases tension, and heightens sexual awareness.
00:10:16Little wider sphere, that's it, perfect, thanks.
00:10:35Hey, you have amazing potential.
00:10:38Are you kidding?
00:10:39No, not at all.
00:10:40You just need to clear your mind a little bit.
00:10:43It's nice to meet you.
00:10:44I'm Cassie.
00:10:45I'm Cassie.
00:10:46I'm Melanie.
00:10:47Hi.
00:10:48Alright, well I hope to see you in class again.
00:10:50Okay.
00:10:51I mean, yeah, yeah, sure, totally.
00:10:53Well, nice to meet you, Melanie.
00:11:05So, I met the most amazing girl today.
00:11:08Oh!
00:11:09What, so you ready to settle down now?
00:11:10Get a little condo in West Hollywood?
00:11:13What happened to no strings?
00:11:15Shut up, okay?
00:11:16Really?
00:11:17Hi, cutie.
00:11:20Hey.
00:11:21Okay, so you two would make a really cute couple when you get married.
00:11:25Very funny.
00:11:26You know you're my favorite cousin, right?
00:11:28You know I'm serious, right?
00:11:29Yeah, I am getting a beard.
00:11:31You...
00:11:32I'll have a soda water, please.
00:11:34Bark a soda, double vodka.
00:11:35Honey.
00:11:36Ah, thank you.
00:11:39It's getting so big.
00:11:40Here.
00:11:42Okay, he's a total catch.
00:11:45You've got to admit it.
00:11:46You know, thanks for the tip.
00:11:47You know he's my roommate, right?
00:11:49Uh, did you see his butt from those blue eyes?
00:11:52Come on.
00:11:53Have you ever think about having kids?
00:11:55Maybe.
00:11:56Maybe.
00:11:57I don't know.
00:11:58Why are you asking me all this weird shit?
00:11:59Because you've got to settle down.
00:12:01Look, guy or girl, you just gotta take the plunge.
00:12:04Girls are even crazier than guys in LA.
00:12:07Oh, really?
00:12:08So who are you seeing?
00:12:09Nobody.
00:12:10You know, you could try dating somebody with a day job instead of an amp in a van.
00:12:14Just saying.
00:12:15I love what I do.
00:12:16Besides, since you and Paul got married, you guys have been, like, building an empire.
00:12:19Uh, you don't think we did this all on our own?
00:12:21God, no.
00:12:22Thank you, Ben.
00:12:23No, we got help from the trust fund.
00:12:25Trust fund?
00:12:26What trust fund?
00:12:27Yours, mine, and your sister's.
00:12:30The Myrna Rothman Trust Fund.
00:12:32Every female in the family inherits a piece, and when she gets married, she gets to do whatever
00:12:37she wants with it.
00:12:38She gets to invest, or travel, party, donate.
00:12:43I thought that was just a myth.
00:12:45So did I until the check showed up.
00:12:47Who's Myrna?
00:12:48She's our great-grandmother.
00:12:49She wanted all the Rothman girls to have a little nest egg.
00:12:53And the trust paid for all of this?
00:12:55Yeah, put a down payment on the house, launched our catering business, and it got us a part-time
00:13:01nanny.
00:13:02So Myrna's husband made bazillions in the prophylactic business.
00:13:05Uh, just out of curiosity, how much do girls get for, uh, a high nut?
00:13:09Well, after taxes, about $450,000, give or take.
00:13:15$450,000?
00:13:17This Myrna sounds great.
00:13:20I've always liked independent women.
00:13:22Oh, um, and Mel, for the foreseeable future, you know the trust only works if you get married
00:13:27to a guy.
00:13:28So just find a man that you like and get married.
00:13:32Otherwise, you're gonna end up working for someone for the rest of your life.
00:13:36This doesn't seem right.
00:13:38What do you mean, right?
00:13:40You deserve it.
00:13:41Get married.
00:13:42Get the money.
00:13:44While they were at Julie's, I left my family early.
00:13:49I had some news of my own.
00:13:51Hey, you're back early.
00:13:54Uh, yeah.
00:13:55I, uh, I kinda had to leave.
00:13:57I did a terrible thing.
00:13:59You know, Oscar is so not for me.
00:14:01He's sweet.
00:14:02Old fashioned, conservative.
00:14:04He's not some flashy L.A. guy.
00:14:06Oscar is husband material.
00:14:09He loves his family, owns a great business.
00:14:13Plus, he and your dad watch football, like, all the time.
00:14:15What?
00:14:16And he's hot.
00:14:18He gives me night sweats every time I look at him.
00:14:22Oh, I better go check on my husband.
00:14:24Can't you do that?
00:14:28Ali!
00:14:29Hi.
00:14:30Oscar.
00:14:31How are you?
00:14:32Good.
00:14:33Hi.
00:14:34How are you?
00:14:35Fine.
00:14:38You look beautiful.
00:14:41Come on.
00:14:43I wanna hear everything about L.A.
00:14:45Let me get you a drink.
00:14:47I did my part.
00:14:53Now it's up to Oscar.
00:14:59Oh, yeah.
00:15:00It's good to have you home.
00:15:03Just like old times.
00:15:05Yeah.
00:15:06You know, it feels good, being here.
00:15:09Oscar was one of those great guys.
00:15:11So handsome, sweet, and totally not right for me.
00:15:15Ali.
00:15:19I know we dated in high school, and it almost seemed like a million years ago.
00:15:23But I've always loved it here.
00:15:27There's just been one person missing.
00:15:30Oscar, please.
00:15:31I love you.
00:15:33I've always loved you.
00:15:42Ali.
00:15:45Will you marry me?
00:15:47I promise I'll make you happy.
00:15:50Please say yes.
00:15:51My career was important, and I didn't just want babies and family barbecues.
00:15:58Is that a yes?
00:16:02He's so dependable.
00:16:04All those are dependable.
00:16:06I want a man that I'm crazy about.
00:16:08Love grows, hija.
00:16:11Oscar is a good man.
00:16:13Yes.
00:16:14And he will make someone else very happy.
00:16:17Just give me one good reason why you won't marry him.
00:16:20Because...
00:16:21And then, I told my mom the biggest lie of my almost adult life.
00:16:25Because mom, I'm engaged!
00:16:27What?!
00:16:29Darling!
00:16:30Why didn't you say so?
00:16:32My high school boyfriend proposed, and my whole family was pressuring me.
00:16:36I just saw my whole life unfolding.
00:16:38You know, babies, diapers.
00:16:40So, so many diapers.
00:16:42So you said you were...
00:16:43Getting married?
00:16:45Yes.
00:16:46Yes!
00:16:47I lied!
00:16:48I totally, la, la, la, lied!
00:16:49And they were so happy.
00:16:52Yeah, but wait, married to who?
00:16:57No frickin' way.
00:16:59Oh my goodness.
00:17:00His name just popped into my head, I swear!
00:17:03I need to call my family.
00:17:05I'm gonna need a drink first.
00:17:07We've gotta do something.
00:17:08We?
00:17:09No, no, no.
00:17:10There's no we here.
00:17:11You're the fiancé.
00:17:12No.
00:17:13Come on, look, she's a mess, Mel.
00:17:15Oh, God.
00:17:18For a second, marrying Ben almost sounded good.
00:17:20That's what Julie said.
00:17:22Wait.
00:17:23I'm kidding.
00:17:24I'm not.
00:17:26Let's get married.
00:17:27Huh? What? Who?
00:17:28You, me, Mel.
00:17:30The three of us.
00:17:31We just found out that if I get married, I inherit a bunch of money from a family trust fund.
00:17:35$450,000 just for getting hitched.
00:17:38To a guy that...
00:17:40Oh, my God.
00:17:41Mel, is this true?
00:17:43Girls, this is the answer.
00:17:46Two brides, one groom.
00:17:49You've been spending way too much time talking to Chris about his three-way lesbian fantasies.
00:17:52I told you.
00:17:53We're just not into it.
00:17:55Mm-mm.
00:17:56No.
00:17:57Uh, but wait a second.
00:17:59I kind of want to hear this little scheme.
00:18:01You have one minute, Ben.
00:18:02Okay.
00:18:03Uh, so first, Mel tells her family that after years of friendship, she and I fell in love and eloped.
00:18:11Mel gets the trust money, produces a kick-ass demo, and we are on our way.
00:18:17I'm talking Grammys, multi-plotin' albums.
00:18:19Okay, keep talking, especially about that Grammy part.
00:18:22Okay, so then Allie and I, we have a big wedding.
00:18:26I'm talking grandma, uh, the cousins.
00:18:28No, that would never happen.
00:18:29Bet your mom already put a wedding announcement in the paper.
00:18:32No.
00:18:33No.
00:18:34Listen.
00:18:35Ladies.
00:18:36The trust money will let us stay together and work on our music.
00:18:42Me and my bandmates, who just happen to be my two beautiful brides.
00:18:46Oh, my God.
00:18:47This so is your lesbian fantasy.
00:18:49No, no, no.
00:18:50It is a career move for all of us.
00:18:53So you're saying you would actually go through a real wedding?
00:18:56It's one weekend, then back to normal.
00:18:59Normal.
00:19:00Right.
00:19:01I don't know.
00:19:02My parents would figure it out.
00:19:03We'll be married before they can say mazel tov.
00:19:05Mel, this is your chance.
00:19:07Okay, produce a hit record, make it in the big time.
00:19:10Yeah?
00:19:11Maybe work with Pharrell.
00:19:13Ben, wait.
00:19:14What do you get out of all this?
00:19:15Uh, if the record's a hit, I get to quit my day job.
00:19:18And, you know, we get to stay together.
00:19:23Us.
00:19:24This little family of ours.
00:19:26I want that.
00:19:30You know, we already raise a dog and share a Netflix account.
00:19:33Come on.
00:19:34Our odds are better than most couples.
00:19:35We're not a couple.
00:19:36We're a treat.
00:19:37Semantics.
00:19:38Are we going to do this?
00:19:40You're crazy, but I'm in.
00:19:43Allie.
00:19:48Forgive me God.
00:19:52I'm in.
00:19:54So that was it.
00:19:55The double wedding plan was in motion.
00:19:57Except we forgot about one new person in the mix.
00:20:02Cassie.
00:20:03Hey.
00:20:04Well, I guess I didn't scare you off.
00:20:06No, I've been trying to make it every day.
00:20:08Have you?
00:20:09Wait, did you go to my 8 o'clock?
00:20:10I'm sorry.
00:20:11I switched it to 10.
00:20:12Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:20:13You weren't there.
00:20:14Yeah.
00:20:15Oh.
00:20:16Sorry.
00:20:17Oh, I got it.
00:20:18Hey.
00:20:19You live on ocean.
00:20:20I live on dune.
00:20:21Oh, no way.
00:20:22Well, hey, neighbor.
00:20:23We should hang out sometime.
00:20:24Sure.
00:20:25Yeah, I'd like that.
00:20:26Um, do you like biking?
00:20:28Love biking.
00:20:29Love, love, love it.
00:20:31Well, I meant biking, but, uh...
00:20:34Actually, why don't you come over my place tonight for a barbecue?
00:20:38Yeah, Milo's having some people over.
00:20:40Oh, Milo.
00:20:41Yeah, he's moving to Costa Rica for a year to teach.
00:20:44So, uh, some friends are throwing him a little going away.
00:20:47Oh, he's moving.
00:20:48Bummer.
00:20:49Uh, yeah, I'd love to come.
00:20:52All right, cool.
00:20:53Well, I probably should mention, um, my friends are hardcore vegetarians.
00:20:59I love hardcore vegetarians.
00:21:01Yeah.
00:21:02All right, cool.
00:21:03Well, I'll see you later then.
00:21:05See you.
00:21:06Bye.
00:21:07Mel was submitting.
00:21:10Mel, dating your yogi.
00:21:13Oh, shanti.
00:21:14So listen, Mel.
00:21:16Try not to talk too much about work, okay?
00:21:18Think two-way conversation, all right?
00:21:21Just make her laugh.
00:21:22That's what women want.
00:21:24What?
00:21:25Seriously?
00:21:26As if you know what women want.
00:21:27No, Mel, women like to be listened to.
00:21:30Duh, everybody likes to be listened to.
00:21:32No, show her you have some opinions.
00:21:34What have you ever listened to a woman?
00:21:36What do you mean?
00:21:37Okay, why don't you guys stop bringing your issues into my date, okay?
00:21:41I'm just going to a vegetarian, possibly semi-lesbian barbecue, okay?
00:21:45No big deal.
00:21:46He doesn't know the first thing about women.
00:21:48No.
00:21:49Off with the scarf.
00:21:51Hmm.
00:21:52The hair.
00:21:53Let's loosen this up.
00:21:59There.
00:22:00Hot.
00:22:01How the hell do you do that?
00:22:02It's in the jeans, sister.
00:22:03We're not talking Old Navy.
00:22:04Shh.
00:22:05Everybody.
00:22:06She's here.
00:22:14Hi.
00:22:15Come on in.
00:22:21Cassie, this is Ben and Allie, my roommates.
00:22:23Hi.
00:22:24Hello.
00:22:25Nice to meet you.
00:22:26Hi, I'm Ben.
00:22:27Oh, hi.
00:22:28Great earrings.
00:22:29Hey, where are you from?
00:22:30Oh, can I get you a beer?
00:22:31How long have you lived in Malibu?
00:22:32Are you wearing Narciso Rodriguez?
00:22:34Um, I'm actually from San Francisco.
00:22:37A beer?
00:22:38No thanks.
00:22:39I teach Ashtanga yoga, and yes, I am wearing Narciso.
00:22:43Okay.
00:22:44Ready?
00:22:45Bye.
00:22:46Yeah.
00:22:47Oh.
00:22:48Thanks.
00:22:49Ladies.
00:22:50Hi.
00:22:51Listen, we're having a little get-together tonight at our place, and we were hoping you and
00:22:57your friend would be friendly and join us.
00:22:59Maybe some other time.
00:23:00Thank you, though.
00:23:02If you change your mind, we're here.
00:23:04As in, um, right here.
00:23:07Friendly neighbors.
00:23:09Yeah.
00:23:10You have no idea.
00:23:12Such a cute couple.
00:23:15Maybe Cassie can be our bridesmaid.
00:23:17Awesome.
00:23:18So, we've got drinks inside, food's over there.
00:23:19Yes.
00:23:20And, um, everything's totally vegan.
00:23:21Oh, thank goodness.
00:23:22Hi.
00:23:23Good to see you.
00:23:24How are you?
00:23:25I'm good.
00:23:26Great, actually.
00:23:27You look good.
00:23:28You look happy.
00:23:29I am.
00:23:30What can I get you?
00:23:31I'm gonna do two white wines, maybe.
00:23:32Come on.
00:23:33It's a Saturday.
00:23:34First date?
00:23:35Yes.
00:23:36Kind of.
00:23:37Nervous.
00:23:38You can see that.
00:23:39Listen, I make a mean, skinny margarine.
00:23:40I make a mean, skinny margarine.
00:23:41Oh, my goodness.
00:23:42Oh, my goodness.
00:23:43Hi.
00:23:44Good to see you.
00:23:45Good to see you.
00:23:46How are you?
00:23:47I'm good.
00:23:48Good to see you.
00:23:49How are you?
00:23:50I'm good.
00:23:51Great, actually.
00:23:52You look good.
00:23:53You look happy.
00:23:54I am.
00:23:55What can I get you?
00:23:56I'm gonna do two white wines, maybe.
00:23:57Come on.
00:23:58It's a Saturday.
00:23:59I make a mean, skinny margarine.
00:24:01Okay.
00:24:02How about a tequila float?
00:24:03I highly recommend.
00:24:05Alright, I feel like I'm on vacation.
00:24:07Here's to a little first date.
00:24:09Good luck.
00:24:10Okay.
00:24:11These are beautiful.
00:24:12Okay, love.
00:24:13I'll see you in a bit.
00:24:14Bye.
00:24:19While Mel was busy falling in love, she was forgetting we had two weddings to plan.
00:24:25But who can blame her?
00:24:26Who wouldn't love Cassie?
00:24:27She was pretty damn hot.
00:24:29I'm really glad we did this.
00:24:30Yeah, me too.
00:24:31I had a really good time.
00:24:34I'd love to do it again.
00:24:39I mean, hang out if you...
00:24:41I would love that.
00:24:42Hey, you're coming home with me.
00:24:58Okay.
00:24:59I'm so glad you came with me today.
00:25:00Yeah.
00:25:01Can you do this?
00:25:02I really, really like you.
00:25:05I'm so glad you came with me today.
00:25:06Yeah.
00:25:07I'm so glad you came with me today.
00:25:08Yeah.
00:25:09Can you do this?
00:25:10I really, really like you.
00:25:12Meanwhile, Ben and I were still in our post-college platonic romance.
00:25:27Ellie, listen to this.
00:25:28It's new.
00:25:29It's new.
00:25:30Touch, open up.
00:25:31Wounded heart.
00:25:32Always got you out of love.
00:25:33So you glide and you hide.
00:25:35And it's hard.
00:25:36Always got you out of love.
00:25:41So you glide and you hide.
00:25:42And I'm still in our post-college platonic romance.
00:25:47Ellie, listen to this.
00:25:48It's new.
00:25:49If an up-wounded heart
00:25:53Always got you out of love
00:25:58So you glide and you hide
00:26:03And believe that's who you are
00:26:09Try that with me.
00:26:15Yeah. One more time.
00:26:19That's nice.
00:26:21That's cool. I like that a lot, yeah.
00:26:23Hi! Nice 18-hour barbecue.
00:26:29Yes, we had a great time.
00:26:31And no, you may not ask any questions.
00:26:33Hey, you still have a deal?
00:26:35That is so not any of your business.
00:26:38Yeah, we totally hooked up.
00:26:40You did? Yeah. And it was amazing.
00:26:43Clearly you followed my advice.
00:26:45Your advice? You know what? I'll tell you something.
00:26:47You are so full of shit.
00:26:49You know nothing about this kind of thing.
00:26:50I'm full of it?
00:26:51Yes, absolutely.
00:26:53Now it was time to make our bond legit.
00:26:57Off to find our wedding rings.
00:26:59Let's find what we all like.
00:27:07Ben, come here. You're in on this too.
00:27:09Sure.
00:27:11Oh, that's nice. Allie, look.
00:27:13Oh my God, that's gorgeous.
00:27:15How about we just get something fake?
00:27:17Who's gonna know the difference?
00:27:19My family's already upset about the rushed wedding.
00:27:21You know, the least we can do is get a decent ring.
00:27:23Guys, give me some slack.
00:27:25It's tough being the only groom.
00:27:27You know, you do not have a romantic bone in your body.
00:27:31Is that any way to talk to your fiancee?
00:27:34Excuse me, um...
00:27:35Can we see these two?
00:27:37Absolutely lovely choice.
00:27:39So what is your return policy on wedding rings?
00:27:47Well, we sincerely hope all of our matches are made in heaven.
00:27:51But you have six weeks for a change of heart.
00:27:54Full refund, sweetie.
00:27:55Oh my God, now that fits.
00:27:57Try it on.
00:27:59Well, you two make a beautiful couple.
00:28:01But no, no, no, we're just roommates.
00:28:04Oh, you don't have to hide your love here, sweetie.
00:28:07No, diamonds are forever. We believe in tying the knot.
00:28:10Making a commitment is a wonderful thing,
00:28:12as long as you do it with diamonds.
00:28:14Matching tattoos would be a lot cheaper.
00:28:18This is so expensive, no?
00:28:23Wow, that is nice.
00:28:26Okay, how about we split this on three credit cards?
00:28:28You guys okay with that?
00:28:29Yeah, sure.
00:28:30All right, well, I'll just go wrap these up for the three of you.
00:28:34Be right back.
00:28:36We have the seating charts, the caterer, music.
00:28:40Flowers, bartender, menus.
00:28:43Oh, thank God we're skipping a bachelorette.
00:28:46Sweetie, if you want a bachelorette, we can throw you a bachelorette.
00:28:49No.
00:28:51Here you go.
00:28:52Sure.
00:28:53Okay.
00:28:55May I just say again, you're a beautiful couple.
00:28:58And if that's your sperm donor, handsome devil.
00:29:09Great news about the demo, man. You're an artiste.
00:29:12It's a gift from Ja.
00:29:13It's gonna be great to get back in the studio.
00:29:15Now that you and Ali are getting married, is Ali giving it to you?
00:29:18No, bro, we're like brother and sister.
00:29:20Seriously, bro, nothing's going on.
00:29:22You're shit.
00:29:24Haven't you ever had a platonic relationship with a woman?
00:29:27With a woman?
00:29:28Yeah.
00:29:29With a babe like Ali?
00:29:30Dude, no way.
00:29:31It just couldn't work.
00:29:32It'd be a waste.
00:29:34She's definitely a cool girl.
00:29:35I mean, she's beautiful.
00:29:36She's smart.
00:29:37And that body is just sick.
00:29:40I've even created my own mantra for her, dude.
00:29:43Ali, Ali, Ali, oh, mmm, cha cha cha.
00:29:48You wouldn't care if I asked her out, right?
00:29:50Wait, you want to ask Ali out?
00:29:53Yeah, maybe.
00:29:54Like on a date?
00:29:56Like food, beverage, music, maybe even some weed.
00:29:59Like a nice date.
00:30:00What's the problem?
00:30:01What's the problem?
00:30:02What are you thinking?
00:30:03I'm thinking she's hot and I'm not interested in being her platonic buddy.
00:30:08That's your job, dude.
00:30:09Look, forget it, okay?
00:30:11You guys never work.
00:30:13Ali's a lesbian, by the way.
00:30:15She just told me.
00:30:16You're freaking kidding me.
00:30:17Yeah.
00:30:18Tragic.
00:30:19But it's her choice.
00:30:22We gotta respect that.
00:30:26So the next morning I got a package.
00:30:28My mother's wedding dress.
00:30:30She sent it.
00:30:31It was all getting very real.
00:30:34Dress rehearsal time, Mel and Ben were waiting to see me in it.
00:30:40Marrying Ben, my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me?
00:30:44I was nervous as hell.
00:30:46Who wouldn't be?
00:30:47Anyway, we had to go through with the plan.
00:30:49So, do I look like a real bride?
00:30:58You look incredibly beautiful.
00:31:01Wow.
00:31:02Yeah, you do.
00:31:04What?
00:31:05Hey, Mel!
00:31:06Look!
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:08Julie did this.
00:31:09What are you guys looking at?
00:31:11Uh, Cassie, you're super early.
00:31:13Wait, what did that banner say?
00:31:14Uh, my cousin.
00:31:15She has a weird sense of humor.
00:31:16I'll be right there.
00:31:17Okay.
00:31:18Okay.
00:31:19Nice dress.
00:31:20Uh, yeah, thanks.
00:31:21It's for, uh, musical theater wedding thing.
00:31:23Oh, my God.
00:31:24Oh, my God.
00:31:25Julie did this.
00:31:26What are you guys looking at?
00:31:27Uh, Cassie, you're super early.
00:31:28Wait, what did that banner say?
00:31:30Uh, my cousin.
00:31:31Uh, she has a, like, weird sense of humor.
00:31:34I'll be right there.
00:31:35Okay.
00:31:39Nice dress.
00:31:40Uh, yeah, thanks.
00:31:42It's for, uh, musical theater wedding thing.
00:31:51Mel should tell Cassie.
00:31:53What?
00:31:54Just casually mention to the person that you're newly dating
00:31:57that you're actually getting married this weekend
00:31:59to your roommate?
00:32:00No, it sounds like an awesome date.
00:32:02Hey, dance with me.
00:32:03Come on.
00:32:04I need to practice.
00:32:05Come on.
00:32:30Hey, I need to practice.
00:32:31Hey, what's up.
00:32:32Chad, I, I was…
00:32:33Uh, we're still on for Thursday, right?
00:32:34Melanie. Hey, what's up?
00:32:51Chad, I was...
00:32:52We're still on for Thursday, right?
00:32:55Yep.
00:32:56Cool. Later.
00:32:57Mm-hmm.
00:33:00Friend?
00:33:01Yeah, he's a...
00:33:03He's just a bass player. We work together.
00:33:05He's kind of a dork, actually.
00:33:11What a dog.
00:33:12I know, right? Total dog.
00:33:15I meant Ben.
00:33:17Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
00:33:19You know, sometimes I just want to see the ring going, you know?
00:33:23You're a gorgeous long time.
00:33:26Hey, Philippa.
00:33:27You smell good.
00:33:30You're coming to my show, right?
00:33:31No excuses. It's my birthday. I'm spinning.
00:33:34Yeah, sure.
00:33:36Fantastic.
00:33:37Maybe we'll do a spa day first?
00:33:40I'll call you tomorrow.
00:33:46Let me guess.
00:33:47Another dorky music friend.
00:33:50Yeah, she...
00:33:52We just...
00:33:53Anybody want a beer?
00:33:55Shots of tequila?
00:33:57Several shots, maybe?
00:33:58Actually, I'm going to go home.
00:34:00It's been a long night.
00:34:08That was a nightmare.
00:34:11Girl, that ship is going to sail.
00:34:12Go talk to her.
00:34:13Oh, look at that.
00:34:26Mel's sweet talk to her.
00:34:31You know, Cassie's just the kind of girl I'd bring home to mom.
00:34:35And you, of course.
00:34:36You.
00:34:37Then Cassie.
00:34:38Yeah, that's if you were taking girls back to mom.
00:34:41Shit.
00:34:43Shit.
00:34:43Apart from some side drama at the club, our two weddings were moving along.
00:35:11Right on schedule.
00:35:12Yesterday was amazing.
00:35:14Way, way better than most steak parties.
00:35:17Wedding rock.
00:35:19So, honeymoon South Beach, yeah?
00:35:22Hell yeah!
00:35:23Guys, we're not having a honeymoon.
00:35:26But, Mel darling.
00:35:30It's time.
00:35:31What, now?
00:35:33She's right.
00:35:33Just do it.
00:35:35Just call mommy dearest.
00:35:37Tell her you got married.
00:35:38And, uh, just hit the hard lights.
00:35:40You're going to do fine.
00:35:40You're going to do fine.
00:35:41You're going to do fine.
00:35:42You're going to do fine.
00:35:43You're going to do fine.
00:35:44You're going to do fine.
00:35:45Hello?
00:35:46Mommy.
00:35:47Hi.
00:35:48It's Melanie.
00:35:49Sweetheart.
00:35:50How are you?
00:35:51I was just going to call you.
00:35:52I have some news.
00:35:53Honey, is it your sphincter again?
00:35:55No, Mom, I, um, I got married.
00:35:58And I'm Hillary Clinton.
00:36:00Ha!
00:36:01No, it's true.
00:36:02We had a simple ceremony last night.
00:36:03Yeah.
00:36:04Mom, I'm married.
00:36:05Dan!
00:36:06Pick up the phone!
00:36:08Right now!
00:36:09Dan!
00:36:10I got married!
00:36:13Oh, God damn it, Dan!
00:36:16What's this about married?
00:36:17Yes, Ben and I were so in love we couldn't wait, so our friend Steven, he's a minister.
00:36:22We got out here today to bring together Mel, Ben, and holy matrimony.
00:36:29Mel, do you take this fantastically dressed sex pot of a man?
00:36:34Oh, I do.
00:36:35Definitely.
00:36:36You may kiss the bride.
00:36:37Okay.
00:36:38Allie was my maid of honor and she also played the bongos, which was really weird because
00:36:42nobody knew that she could play the bongos.
00:36:44Oh, yeah, it was so spiritual.
00:36:46Magical, almost.
00:36:47I mean, I feel so blessed to have, you know, friends like these.
00:36:50Ben feels the same way.
00:36:51Bye, husband.
00:36:52Not yet.
00:36:53Bye, okay.
00:36:54Not yet.
00:36:55Uh, Mel, seriously, cut the crap.
00:37:00Alright?
00:37:01You got married.
00:37:02Yes, Daddy.
00:37:03Mazel Tov.
00:37:04I mean, to who?
00:37:05Nick?
00:37:06No.
00:37:07That drama?
00:37:08Vince?
00:37:09No, no, not Vanessa.
00:37:10I mean, Vince.
00:37:11Daddy, I married Ben, my roommate.
00:37:13We're in love.
00:37:14So I said, um, Doc.
00:37:17What the heck?
00:37:18That's something that you say when you buy a sandwich, not get married.
00:37:22I mean, besides, uh, isn't he a gay?
00:37:26No, Daddy, he's not a gay.
00:37:28Okay, stop it.
00:37:29I always knew there was something going on between the two of you.
00:37:32Benjamin.
00:37:33I remember him.
00:37:34Yeah, yeah.
00:37:35Sort of.
00:37:36Uh, anyway, he's got a really good Jewish name.
00:37:39Actually, he's Irish Catholic.
00:37:41Irish Catholic?
00:37:42Good in him.
00:37:43What's he do?
00:37:45Sound designer.
00:37:46Computer stuff.
00:37:47Wonderful.
00:37:48He's employed.
00:37:49Thank God he's not a musician.
00:37:51Um, he's a great guy.
00:37:53Handsome.
00:37:54Smart.
00:37:55When are you bringing him home, sweetheart?
00:37:56Never.
00:37:57I mean, next year, maybe?
00:37:58Give, just give everyone my love, okay?
00:37:59Bye, Mom.
00:38:00Love you.
00:38:01Love you.
00:38:02Love you.
00:38:03Bye.
00:38:04Bye.
00:38:05I got water.
00:38:06I was sweating.
00:38:07Oh, God, I have so much to do.
00:38:08You go.
00:38:09You go.
00:38:10You go.
00:38:11Oh, my God.
00:38:12Oh, my God.
00:38:13Oh, my God.
00:38:14Oh, my God.
00:38:15Oh, my God.
00:38:16Oh, my God.
00:38:17Oh, my God.
00:38:18Oh, my God.
00:38:19Oh, my God.
00:38:21Mmm.
00:38:22They sounded so happy.
00:38:25All because of a wedding.
00:38:26Wow.
00:38:27How many friends share a ring?
00:38:29And a groom.
00:38:30Mm-hmm.
00:38:38Shit.
00:38:39Here.
00:38:40I'll sing the low part.
00:38:41Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, zucchine.
00:38:57Mmm-mm, mm, mm, mmm, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ah.
00:38:58You like it?
00:39:01Yeah.
00:39:02I wrote it for you.
00:39:04Yeah, I thought, thought you'd be great for your voice.
00:39:08My mom always said I was an idiot, you know, for, uh, for hurting you.
00:39:16My mom was a wonderful person.
00:39:21And so was your dad.
00:39:27I can't imagine what it was like to lose them both.
00:39:33You guys, I need your help. We have thank yous to write.
00:39:39I'm on it.
00:39:44Aww.
00:39:50You two playing together reminds me of our first gig freshman year.
00:39:54We were terrible.
00:39:56He's not a bad person, you know. He was just kind of young.
00:40:03Come on, Goober.
00:40:13Sweet baby girl.
00:40:16Te ves hermosa, hija. Hermosa.
00:40:19Mama, por favor, please. You said you wouldn't get emotional.
00:40:22It's just that I am so happy. My youngest is getting married.
00:40:27Mama, please, please.
00:40:30I'm gonna miss you, you know.
00:40:32I'm gonna miss you, you know.
00:40:33I'm gonna miss you, you know.
00:40:37I'm gonna miss you, you know.
00:40:41I like this crazy jungle.
00:40:43I share things with you, you know.
00:40:44I want everyone to play with you in the game.
00:40:46It's shows that, in the game you're doing it, deinen rocking.
00:40:47You've not kind enough.
00:40:48Friend of the bride?
00:41:12Ever since fourth grade.
00:41:14For me, it was love at first sight.
00:41:16I know what you mean.
00:41:18First of all, do you, Alexander Martin, take this man, Benjamin O'Shea, be your locally
00:41:25wedding husband.
00:41:48Do you feel different?
00:41:55I don't know.
00:41:59How do you feel?
00:42:02Me?
00:42:03Uh, starving.
00:42:05Yeah, let's hit the after party.
00:42:08It's our wedding reception, not an after party.
00:42:10Right.
00:42:11Sorry.
00:42:20Really?
00:42:28Yeah.
00:42:28We're lost away again
00:42:31Digging up all the skeletons
00:42:34We'll never get too far
00:42:37Until we accept
00:42:39The goodness
00:42:40So many letters
00:42:43And so many words
00:42:44So many hearts are bruised by the words
00:42:47That we have taught
00:42:49Our children to live by
00:42:52And we call people
00:42:55By the color of their skin
00:42:57Excuse me, gather around, please
00:42:59Ben and Allie
00:43:02We'd like to give you our blessings
00:43:04And celebrate this day
00:43:07With family and friends
00:43:09We are so happy for both of you
00:43:11And we welcome you, Ben
00:43:14To our family
00:43:15Even if yours isn't here anymore
00:43:18Don't you worry, son
00:43:20We're your family now
00:43:24They would make my mom and dad really happy
00:43:36Wow, my car really has a way with women
00:43:40Oh, if you only knew
00:43:43Stand full of beauty and art
00:43:46Stand full of love and
00:43:49Stand full of love and
00:43:53Wow
00:43:53You guys went crazy at Troje
00:43:55What is all this?
00:44:00It's just some stuff that we ordered for the house
00:44:02Three blenders
00:44:04Yeah
00:44:04We couldn't decide if we wanted
00:44:07Titanium heads
00:44:09Or a 10-speed
00:44:11That's the golf club style
00:44:12Weed whacker?
00:44:14Wait, do you guys even garden?
00:44:16Cassie, we need to talk
00:44:18We'll give you some space
00:44:21I don't quite know how to say this
00:44:25But a couple of days ago
00:44:27I got married
00:44:28To Ben
00:44:28Just as friends
00:44:29Totally as friends
00:44:30What?
00:44:30Wait, what are you talking about?
00:44:32And Allie
00:44:33Also got married
00:44:35Coincidentally to Ben
00:44:37Just last Saturday in San Diego
00:44:40I was her maid of honor
00:44:41But Ben and I just had this small
00:44:42Intimate commitment ceremony
00:44:43It wasn't a big deal
00:44:44What do you mean no big deal?
00:44:46Well, I mean, I can explain
00:44:47Because it's about this trust fund
00:44:48It's not real
00:44:49It's just for the demo
00:44:50Wait, what's going on here?
00:44:53I thought we were on the same page
00:44:54I am
00:44:54We are on the same page
00:44:56I just had to keep this wedding thing going
00:44:57For a little while longer for my family
00:44:58Okay, this is insane
00:45:00You know how I feel
00:45:01And you went and staged a fake marriage for money
00:45:04And I'm supposed to be okay with that
00:45:06Listen
00:45:07No, you listen
00:45:08I've had to put up with your multiple dating
00:45:10Your bisexuality
00:45:11And your high sugar diet
00:45:12Which makes you frankly damn moody
00:45:14But I'm not going to put up with a husband
00:45:16Or a wife for that matter
00:45:17Or whatever it is you guys are doing
00:45:19Are you polygamists?
00:45:21Is that what you are?
00:45:23Why didn't you just tell me you were polygamists?
00:45:25I mean, you can do whatever you want in Utah
00:45:26But why didn't you just tell me?
00:45:28No, we are not polygamists
00:45:30Why does everybody think that?
00:45:31Well, maybe because there's three of you
00:45:33And you're all married
00:45:35I don't know
00:45:36I'd call that crowded
00:45:37I don't know where I fit into all this
00:45:41So I'm leaving
00:45:43Enjoy your multiple blenders
00:45:44And your weed whackers
00:45:46And whatever else you polygamists do
00:45:48Wait, wait, wait, Cassie
00:45:50Wait up!
00:45:50Oh, you're not my daughter
00:45:58And who might you be?
00:46:01I'm, oh my
00:46:02Those shorts are very short
00:46:04Sweetheart
00:46:08Sweetheart
00:46:10Mom!
00:46:11As soon as we heard
00:46:14We just had to come
00:46:15They ambushed me
00:46:18Hi!
00:46:19I made a brisket
00:46:22Wouldn't let me bring it on the plane
00:46:24Oh my god!
00:46:27I'm so happy
00:46:31I gotta get a drink
00:46:33Eat it
00:46:33Yeah
00:46:34Go get the wedding ring
00:46:37My mind's still on
00:46:39Stuck
00:46:40Go get the pictures
00:46:41The wedding pictures
00:46:42So how do you know my daughter?
00:46:45Oh, she's my, um, uh, personal trainer
00:46:47I'm doing a triathlon
00:46:48Wait, it doesn't fit me
00:46:49It's fit size for you
00:46:51I'm sorry
00:46:51Oh
00:46:52Hey, Cassie
00:46:53How could you go buy the present?
00:46:55What was that, dear?
00:46:56Oh, what a day
00:46:57For, uh, Mel and Ben
00:46:58Oh
00:46:59Yeah
00:46:59Bring it in, buddy
00:47:03We got some drinking to do
00:47:05Hey, Mel, Mel
00:47:06Hey
00:47:06Hey, Mel, congrats
00:47:10Julie, the baby's leaking
00:47:12Honey
00:47:12Oh
00:47:13Okay
00:47:14Oh
00:47:16Oh
00:47:17Oh
00:47:19Ben!
00:47:20So you lovebirds decided to elope, huh?
00:47:23Yeah, happened kind of fast
00:47:25Ben, Ben, where is your family, dear?
00:47:29They passed away
00:47:29Oh, I am so sorry, but
00:47:32Well, we are your family now, sweetheart
00:47:35Thanks, that feels good
00:47:37Oh, so where were those wedding videos?
00:47:40Uh, they're in my
00:47:41Uh, our, uh, our bedroom
00:47:44All right, now I'm confused
00:47:45Which room is Ben and Mel in?
00:47:48Uh, it's, uh, that one
00:47:50Oh, sweetheart, I'll put the presents in there
00:47:52Wait, wait, wait a sec
00:47:53Can you go to my room and put, uh, some of Ben's stuff in there
00:47:56And hide all the pictures of me and Cass?
00:47:58Got it
00:47:58Ah!
00:48:00You want to help?
00:48:02Okay, okay, okay, what am I supposed to?
00:48:04I don't know
00:48:05Okay, now
00:48:06Go, go, go, hey
00:48:07Out of nowhere, and suddenly Rothman's in every nook and cram
00:48:17I swear I think they're multiplying
00:48:19Well, they weren't tripped out of a wedding
00:48:23You think they'll stay all night?
00:48:26Try all weekend
00:48:27This was not in my prenup
00:48:30Welcome to my crazy family
00:48:33Oh
00:48:34Preston, get in here before I bite you
00:48:40Okay, buddy?
00:48:41Come on!
00:48:44So, tell me, what's all this business about eloping?
00:48:49Nothing urgent, was there?
00:48:52No, sir
00:48:53No, we were just ready to tie the trust
00:48:55I mean, uh, not
00:48:57So pretty
00:48:59Tiny
00:49:00Ben seems to be getting along with Daddy
00:49:03And he would, like
00:49:05It was, like, kind of like a bottle
00:49:06And he would, like, put the condom over the
00:49:08Coffee, anyone?
00:49:10Oh
00:49:10I'll take a sinker
00:49:12So, sweetie, were you surprised?
00:49:16Or were you in on their little secret?
00:49:18Mel didn't bring the word
00:49:19Oh
00:49:20That's what you need is a safe condom
00:49:23I did not think that they would show up
00:49:30I'm so sorry
00:49:31I should have told you before
00:49:32You're in pretty deep
00:49:34Sandy Rothman, mother of the broad
00:49:48And, uh, you are, uh, Ali's boyfriend?
00:49:51Uh, hi, Oscar
00:49:55Oh, my gosh, hi
00:49:57Um, what are you doing here?
00:49:59I was in the city on business
00:50:00And I thought I'd talk in
00:50:01Ah, they're coming to meet my beautiful daughter Melanie
00:50:04And her husband
00:50:05Been a long time since I've seen you, Oscar
00:50:06Like, how long?
00:50:07Like, forever, right?
00:50:08Just a couple days?
00:50:09Um, you know, right now is really not a good time
00:50:11So you should just
00:50:12Looks like a party to me
00:50:14Hey, hey, Oscar
00:50:15Buddy, uh, it's great to see you
00:50:17Uh, hey
00:50:18A few of my family just dropped by unexpectedly
00:50:21Uh, hey, Mom
00:50:22The, uh, the dessert forks are in that top drawer
00:50:24Oh, how sweet
00:50:26Already calling you, Mom
00:50:28I thought you didn't have any family
00:50:29Oh, hi
00:50:30Sheila Rothman
00:50:32Oh, hi, uh, Alejandro must have a bigger family than I thought
00:50:35Are you Mexican, too?
00:50:37Uh, uh, of course not
00:50:38Sweetheart
00:50:39I'm Jewish
00:50:40Oh, he's so cute
00:50:41Yeah, you know, we should really go hang out by the pool
00:50:44Now, Giulio, you like to salsa
00:50:46I took ballroom dancing last year
00:50:49Come on
00:50:49Let's show him how it's done
00:50:50Excellent
00:50:51And of course the Mortons came over
00:51:00Uninvited, as usual
00:51:02Carrying our mail
00:51:03Stan Rothman, father of the bride
00:51:05Right?
00:51:06In this place, you gotta be kidding
00:51:08Oh, I put eight ounces of vodka
00:51:11Viagra and the guacamole
00:51:13Always gets a party going
00:51:15Max, no, no, no, stop
00:51:27Don't let the Mortons anywhere near my family
00:51:31And keep everybody away from this guacamole
00:51:32There's enough Viagra in here to kill my grandpa
00:51:41Ben, wait!
00:51:59Mmm
00:51:59Check's right here
00:52:02Morton's had it
00:52:03Just stop eating that, just stop
00:52:05Okay, well, should we open it?
00:52:07No, no, no, no, let's wait for Allie
00:52:08I love that Cassie
00:52:19You think maybe she's thinking about moving in?
00:52:22Not that I know of
00:52:24So I'm a little confused
00:52:26Who'd you say got married?
00:52:27Julie
00:52:28And her husband, uh, Pablo
00:52:30Uh, the whole family came in for a little, uh, reunion
00:52:33Celebration
00:52:34Baby shower
00:52:36How nice
00:52:37Oh my goodness!
00:52:38Oh my goodness!
00:52:39Get up there!
00:52:40Oh!
00:52:40No, no, no
00:52:41Oh, sweet
00:52:42Max, stop!
00:52:44Oh!
00:52:45Oh my goodness!
00:52:47Oh!
00:52:47What an affectionate dog you have here!
00:52:51No, no, no
00:52:53Oh, oh dear
00:52:54Oh, my goodness!
00:52:56I'm so sorry, let me help you out
00:52:57Oh, that's okay, dear
00:52:59Are you mad?
00:53:01I don't like lying
00:53:02I just want to make it right with you
00:53:05Mmm, okay
00:53:16I gotta go
00:53:19Okay
00:53:20You know, I am having a pretty good time
00:53:26And much more relaxed than my first wedding
00:53:29Sandy, where do I put the suitcases?
00:53:32How are you holding up?
00:53:34Um, I'd rate this as probably the worst day of my life
00:53:37Sweetheart, I forgot to tell you
00:53:39We couldn't get a reservation till tomorrow
00:53:42So we're all staying here tonight
00:53:44And it just got worse
00:53:45You don't mind, do you, dear?
00:53:48No, no, no, of course not
00:53:49The more family, the better
00:53:50We won't be any bother
00:53:52And where do you live now, sweetheart?
00:53:56Uh, I, uh, I actually just, uh, moved out
00:54:00Oh
00:54:00Very recently
00:54:01In fact, uh, will you excuse me for a second?
00:54:04Of course
00:54:05Then I had to move out to cover for Mel's storyline
00:54:07So, uh, so my room is now the guest room?
00:54:11I'm sorry, they never stayed
00:54:12Could you just please stay at Cassie's one night, please?
00:54:15I'll try to catch her
00:54:16Passie?
00:54:19Night, Ben, dear
00:54:20I'm not used to seeing you like this
00:54:32Jesus, I'm so awake
00:54:34Maybe we should wait till Allie gets here
00:54:41You know, I, I, I don't think I can sleep
00:54:43I'm so jumpy
00:54:44Open it, open it
00:54:44Allie, Allie will be fine
00:54:45Damn, I left my audition pages in Mel's room
00:54:51You mean Mel's and Ben's room?
00:54:54Right
00:54:54Am I giving you a minute?
00:54:56Sure
00:54:56Oh, yeah
00:55:03Oh, yeah, baby
00:55:05Woo
00:55:06Yes
00:55:09This money is gonna change our lives
00:55:14Mel
00:55:15I would marry you again
00:55:17Any day
00:55:19How much guacamole did you have?
00:55:31What?
00:55:33Never mind
00:55:33Ow!
00:55:46What was that?
00:55:50You pit!
00:55:51As I walked into the room, I couldn't believe what I saw
00:55:54Hijo de su madre, my Mexican heritage, let them have it
00:55:58If I had good guacamole or not, they were both just jerks
00:56:02Ten years of friendship
00:56:03I wanted an omit
00:56:06Is everything okay?
00:56:13Oh, honey
00:56:13When I left that night, our bond was broken
00:56:17I felt the worst I'd ever felt in my entire life
00:56:20Plus, it was the second time Ben had done this to me
00:56:24She never wants to see me again
00:56:26I've never had anybody say that to me before
00:56:28I have
00:56:29Much worse, in fact
00:56:31Damn Viagra guacamole
00:56:33After what happened in college, Allie's never gonna forgive me
00:56:36And as for my best friend Mel
00:56:38I can't even talk about how much that hurt
00:56:40Sorry to disturb, but uh, in the midst of the family orgy last night, I forgot my audition pages
00:56:46So
00:56:47Allie, we need to talk
00:56:48We were ex-drunk and excited about the money
00:56:52Of course you were excited
00:56:53Isn't that just the way it has to be between best friends who have sex?
00:56:57While their stupid roommate moves out to cover for you
00:57:01How could you?
00:57:02Allie, please
00:57:03I'm sorry
00:57:04No, you know what? You are so full of shit
00:57:06Both of you
00:57:07Look, first of all, I didn't tell Cassie a thing, alright?
00:57:11She figured things out on her own
00:57:13And second
00:57:15I'm moving out
00:57:16I'm staying at Stevens until I can find a place on my own
00:57:19Yoo-hoo! Sweetheart, we have bagels, mocks, and coffee
00:57:23All we need is you
00:57:25Bon appetit
00:57:31You know, you were roommates first
00:57:33I'll move out
00:57:34Maybe then Allie will come back
00:57:36We really messed up, Mel
00:57:39That was it
00:57:41We were broken up, trust fund or not
00:57:43And all of us making music together was definitely over
00:57:46They say I got my father's laughter
00:57:54But my mama's attitude
00:57:56As soon as I know what I'm after
00:58:00I can feel them working too
00:58:03Photographs and books
00:58:06Some leather
00:58:08In her chest beneath my bed
00:58:10Memories keep me together
00:58:14I remember when they said
00:58:15Look at the planets, how they revolve
00:58:20Look at the shooting star horizon
00:58:23Look at your life, you can do it all
00:58:26If you put your heart and mind in
00:58:29I hope you remember when I'm gone
00:58:33That I loved you, held back nothing
00:58:36No matter what
00:58:38You can rise above
00:58:40You are starburst
00:58:42Starburst
00:58:44I was staying with Steven
00:58:50Starting to forget about dreams for our band and hopes for our music
00:59:04You can stay with me as long as you want to
00:59:19But maybe talk to Mel before you sign a lease
00:59:22Okay, give me a second
00:59:24So I finally called Mel back
00:59:26She said she had something to tell me
00:59:28In person
00:59:29Hey Mel
00:59:32I got your message
00:59:34I'm so so sorry
00:59:36No, no, no, no
00:59:37I overreacted
00:59:38No, you had absolutely every right
00:59:42And then I got an even bigger surprise
00:59:44There he was
00:59:45Guess Mel surprises both
00:59:46Mr. Wonderful
00:59:48So I asked you guys to come here because I really wanted to tell you something in person
00:59:58With the trust money I finished the demo
01:00:02And the label loved it
01:00:04They wanted to do a full album with us and they offered us a huge advance
01:00:09Really?
01:00:10That's amazing
01:00:11So with the trust money I wanted to give it back since we don't need it anymore
01:00:15Are you guys okay with that?
01:00:16Yeah, of course
01:00:17Totally
01:00:18Ali they loved your voice and Ben your songs
01:00:22The songs are from all of us
01:00:24The other thing I wanted to tell you was since we're gonna have all of this money
01:00:29Left over from the advance I put in a really lowball offer to my uncle to buy this house
01:00:35And with the economy the way it is he accepted
01:00:40When I lost you guys I actually realized how much you mean to me
01:00:45And then Mel asked us to finish the record
01:00:47You can't do it alone, you know?
01:00:48For real this time
01:00:50Is that a yes?
01:00:53Yes, yes
01:00:55Come here
01:00:57Are you guys gonna move back in because that would make me really, really happy?
01:01:01Of course
01:01:02But I mean I can only speak for myself, so
01:01:04Yeah, yeah, no, we'll make it work this time
01:01:06So that was it
01:01:07I forgave them
01:01:08There was a lot more at stake than a drunken hookup
01:01:10It was time to get serious
01:01:12Put this behind us and make a hit record
01:01:14The label was bringing in a big time producer from London
01:01:17Everyone was nervous
01:01:19Especially me
01:01:20Hey, Bob
01:01:21It's Ben
01:01:22Oh, sorry, Ben
01:01:24Um, the roadies are unpacking a bit of gear
01:01:27You won't mind giving a mandle, yeah?
01:01:29Uh, no problem, no, you're the producer
01:01:32Yes, I am
01:01:35Listen up, everybody
01:01:37We have got lots of work to do
01:01:39So let's get cracking
01:01:41Hello, Treacle
01:01:42Hi
01:01:43How are you doing?
01:01:44He's such a prick
01:01:45Well, the label thinks he's a god
01:01:47He produced seven multi-platin records
01:01:49Is that me?
01:01:50Yeah
01:01:51Yeah
01:01:52We all got down to making some serious music
01:02:07Ben got a promotion and more deadlines than ever
01:02:16So he was kind of missing out on being in the studio with us
01:02:19And hearing the songs that he wrote come to life
01:02:22That was beautiful
01:02:39Thank you
01:02:41May I?
01:02:42Please
01:02:43Cassie and I were in the same boat
01:02:46We were both betrayed
01:02:48She took off on a yoga retreat
01:02:49And I was writing music non-stop
01:02:51Mostly about love and broken hearts
01:02:54No one knew they were really all about Ben
01:02:57Blessing kisses burning like December
01:03:06Freezing in our minds that we remember
01:03:14Tide blows on my heartstrings
01:03:16Take me under, me under
01:03:21Wash away regrets of tragic lovers
01:03:29What do you guys think?
01:03:30It was awesome
01:03:32Shit, it's Cassie in Costa Rica
01:03:35Hey
01:03:46Hi
01:03:47How's Costa Rica?
01:03:48It's good
01:03:49It's good
01:03:50It's good
01:03:51Um
01:03:52Yeah
01:03:53Having a great time out here
01:03:54I just wanted to call and say hi
01:03:56And uh
01:03:57Tell you that I've been
01:04:00Thinking about you
01:04:01And really thinking about us
01:04:03I'm so, so sorry
01:04:05I know
01:04:07After everything that happened
01:04:09And
01:04:10I was
01:04:11I was really disappointed
01:04:13And
01:04:14Extremely hurt
01:04:16I
01:04:17Haven't felt the way I feel about you
01:04:20In a really long time
01:04:22And
01:04:24It's a beautiful thing
01:04:27And I really don't want to give up on us
01:04:31I
01:04:33I really want to make this work
01:04:35I miss you
01:04:38I miss you
01:04:39I miss you too
01:04:40I'll talk soon
01:04:42Alright
01:04:44Bye
01:04:45So, Cassie and I are talking again?
01:04:52Good
01:04:53I'm so scared of messing this up
01:04:55Well just be honest
01:04:57And
01:04:58Try to get her back
01:04:59That's the plan
01:05:00You guys are so cute
01:05:03Sorry
01:05:05Sorry
01:05:06Hey, which one of you guys called Cassie?
01:05:11Well, whoever it was, thank you
01:05:14That evening it was our last day of recording
01:05:31Things in the studio weren't going very well
01:05:36You okay?
01:05:37Why did the label people have to come today?
01:05:39Why did the label people have to come today?
01:05:40Alright
01:05:41Here we go, everyone
01:05:42Last track
01:05:44You ready, Ali?
01:05:47Yeah
01:05:48This is it
01:05:49This is a big one
01:05:50I can feel it
01:05:51I can feel the magic
01:05:52Hit me with it
01:05:54Blazing kisses burning like December
01:06:07It's alright, no worries
01:06:08Let's one more time, yeah?
01:06:10You got it
01:06:11Blazing kisses burning like December
01:06:17Believe me gentlemen, she's not normally like this
01:06:27Ali, come on, get it into gear, yeah?
01:06:30These people want to pay for your next record
01:06:32Yeah, yeah, okay
01:06:33Can I make a suggestion?
01:06:35I'm going in
01:06:47Hey, just lay down his vocals and count just in case
01:06:53Mhmm
01:06:54Blazing kisses burning like December
01:07:00Blazing kisses burning like December
01:07:04Blazing kisses burning like December
01:07:10Freezing in our minds we remember
01:07:16Time pulls on my heartstrings
01:07:22Take me under, me under
01:07:27Wash away regrets of tragic lovers
01:07:34You take me higher and higher and bring me down
01:07:38Higher and higher and bring me down, down, down
01:07:42Lift me higher and higher and bring me down
01:07:45Higher and higher and bring me down, down, down
01:07:50Be my my my daydream
01:07:53Touch every piece of me
01:07:56Give me my my daydreams
01:08:01Hit my lucky key
01:08:04Be my my my daydream
01:08:07Touch every piece of me
01:08:11Give me my my my daydreams
01:08:12Give me my my my daydreams
01:08:14Give me my lucky key
01:08:15Dream of
01:08:16Don't be their
01:08:18If I give you my my my daysdreams
01:08:21Head in my lucky key
01:08:22Dream of
01:08:24Congratulations everybody, that is what I call a hit record!
01:08:34Time for some champagne!
01:08:45You were awesome.
01:08:46I was dying in there, thank you.
01:08:48No, no, no, you did all the hard work.
01:08:50She is brilliant.
01:08:52I tell you, I cannot wait to record a solo album with her.
01:08:56You'll be involved in some way, of course.
01:09:01Hey, Bob, you know when you lay down the track,
01:09:04can you put a little bit more bass in there, yeah?
01:09:06Because the highs are starting to feel a little high.
01:09:09Yeah, it's Ben, and I'm not the tech.
01:09:12Ah, yeah, sorry, roger that.
01:09:15Ben.
01:09:17I got one of my guys on it. Kenny?
01:09:19Ben.
01:09:21What?
01:09:24Gentlemen, look!
01:09:26You were magnificent!
01:09:28Thank you, it was nerve-wracking.
01:09:30Well, get used to it.
01:09:32Hey, listen, there's a party tonight down in Malibu.
01:09:35And one of my A&R guys is in from London,
01:09:38so I thought you and I could go down, say a few hellos.
01:09:41Hmm.
01:09:42Well, I'm, uh...
01:09:44I'm sorry, I, uh...
01:09:46I don't think I can go.
01:09:52Uh...
01:09:53Well, yeah, listen, babe,
01:09:55it's, uh, it's business.
01:09:57The head of the label's gonna be there.
01:09:59Okay.
01:10:01Business.
01:10:02I'll pick you up at eight.
01:10:05All right, guys, let's get down to some serious drinking!
01:10:09Gentlemen!
01:10:11Let's get some shoppers down our necks!
01:10:21Just admit it, you're still mad about what happened in college.
01:10:24As if I care!
01:10:25That was six years, two and a half months, and three days ago.
01:10:29Tuesday.
01:10:31Yeah.
01:10:32See, I'll never live that down.
01:10:34Why should you?
01:10:35You were a jerk.
01:10:36Yeah, boy, here we go.
01:10:38With you and Mal, there were circumstances,
01:10:40but in college, you were just a jerk.
01:10:42Come on, Allie.
01:10:45What? So what's going on with Nigel, then?
01:10:48What are you talking about?
01:10:50Well, did you sleep with him?
01:10:52It's none of your goddamn business who I sleep with.
01:10:55Uh, yes it is.
01:10:57We're married.
01:10:58Only when it suits you.
01:11:02We need to put the past behind us.
01:11:05Be reasonable.
01:11:06I am a woman.
01:11:07I don't have to be reasonable.
01:11:09And that's why you love us.
01:11:12Are you in love with Nigel?
01:11:17She's such a prick!
01:11:22Nigel actually cares about me.
01:11:24Oh, Nigel has known you for three weeks,
01:11:26and he cares about one thing,
01:11:28and you know exactly what that is.
01:11:30I have cared about you for years.
01:11:33Hey, you're the one who fell in love with that frat guy
01:11:36like two seconds after we broke up.
01:11:38That was to make you jealous.
01:11:40Is that what's going on with Nigel?
01:11:41Quiet.
01:11:42Quiet, everybody.
01:11:43It's gonna happen.
01:11:44It's gonna happen now.
01:11:45He is not good enough for you.
01:11:47No one is, according to you.
01:11:52Things are finally starting to look up for me,
01:11:55and I thought you'd be happy for me.
01:11:58I am happy for you.
01:12:01You deserve all of it.
01:12:05Come on, Ben.
01:12:08We both know you'll never know how to be serious.
01:12:13I think I'm losing you.
01:12:16I've never been more serious in my life.
01:12:19We may be a little different, but...
01:12:23We're a family, okay?
01:12:25Nobody can deny that.
01:12:27And we love each other.
01:12:31You hurt me.
01:12:34I know.
01:12:35I know.
01:12:36And I wanna make it up to you for the rest of my life.
01:13:01Marry me.
01:13:04No, I mean it.
01:13:07No, marry me for real this time.
01:13:09I can't...
01:13:10I can't imagine one day in my life without you,
01:13:13in the same room, in the same bed.
01:13:16No.
01:13:17You, me, Mel, Cassie, all of us...
01:13:22Marry me.
01:13:26Is that a yes?
01:13:32Yes!
01:13:33Yes!
01:13:34Say yes!
01:13:35You're crazy.
01:13:36Come here.
01:13:37I love you.
01:13:38Yes.
01:13:39Yes?
01:13:40Yes.
01:13:41Yes.
01:13:51Okay, awesome.
01:13:52Ben, I think this calls for a celebration.
01:13:56So just like that,
01:14:01we all became the big, happy, messy family I always wanted.
01:14:17Cassie sent Mel a plane ticket.
01:14:19They were really back together.
01:14:21Maybe our dreams will come true.
01:14:26At least you're having a great life while trying.
01:14:30So, Ben and I reconfirmed our vows with our family and neighbors.
01:14:34We all got down to making some serious music.
01:14:38Cassie moved in.
01:14:40Max finally has a playmate.
01:14:43I know we're a little different, but no matter what anyone else says, I wouldn't trade these guys for anything.
01:15:01This is family.
01:15:02This is my tribe.
01:15:06My tribe.
01:15:07My tribe.
01:15:09My tribe.
01:15:11My tribe.
01:15:12My tribe.
01:15:13My tribe.
01:15:14My tribe.
01:15:15My tribe.
01:15:16My tribe.
01:15:17My tribe.
01:15:18My tribe.
01:15:19My tribe.
01:15:20My tribe.
01:15:21My tribe.
01:15:22My tribe.
01:15:23My tribe.
01:15:24My tribe.
01:15:25My tribe.
01:15:26My tribe.
01:15:27My tribe.
01:15:28My tribe.
01:15:29My tribe.
01:15:30My tribe.
01:15:31My tribe.
01:15:32My tribe.
01:15:33My tribe.
01:15:34My tribe.
01:15:35My tribe.
01:15:36My tribe.
01:15:37but we special thing of love always trying to flirt yeah see you girl move it move it girl how
01:15:42you do it do it yeah girl i know i know i gotta prove it prove it yeah on and on and on the dj
01:15:48keep playing a song it makes me think of you and i on and on and on the dj keep playing a song why
01:15:54do i have to say goodbye cause there's always tomorrow
01:15:57guess there's always tomorrow guess there's always tomorrow
01:16:09guess there's always tomorrow guess there's always tomorrow
01:16:20Cause there's always a moral
01:16:26Cause there's always a moral
01:16:31Cause there's always a moral
01:16:37Cause there's always a moral
01:16:43Girl, I love the way you smile, yeah
01:16:45You know you don't really have to go, yeah
01:16:48And I love the way you are, yeah
01:16:51Shout out, wait up, that's like DJ Khaled
01:16:54You don't make your cake, no one else but we
01:16:56Special thing of love, always tryna flirt, yeah
01:16:59See you girl, move it, move it
01:17:00Girl, how you do it, do it, yeah
01:17:02Girl, I know, I know, I gotta prove it, prove it, yeah
01:17:05Cause there's always a moral
01:17:07Cause there's always a moral
01:17:13Cause there's always a moral
01:17:18You don't make your cake, no one else but we
01:17:21Special thing of love, always tryna flirt, yeah
01:17:23See you girl, move it, move it
01:17:25Girl, how you do it, do it, yeah
01:17:27Girl, I know, I know, I gotta prove it, prove it, yeah
01:17:30On and on and on, the DJ keep playing
01:17:31A song that makes me think of you and I
01:17:33On and on and on, the DJ keep playing
01:17:37That song, why do I have to say goodbye?
01:17:39Cause there's always a moral
01:17:41Cause there's always a moral
01:17:46Cause there's always a moral
01:17:52Cause there's always a moral
01:18:01There's always a moral
01:18:03Like I said goodbye
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