00:06We really don't have time for this.
00:07Yo, I gotta eat.
00:08That food in Hong Kong, it wasn't shit, okay?
00:10Plus, I promised Norris too I showed him these before we traded him.
00:13What about Perfect Pig?
00:14He's not gonna be there for another hour.
00:16You tripping.
00:16How do you know where he lives at anyway?
00:18Reddit.
00:19You know you can get anything on Reddit, right?
00:20Even vitamins.
00:21You can get vitamins from the store, Bobby.
00:24If you want your mind controlled.
00:26Hey, plus, if you think about it, divorce is not really that bad.
00:30Okay, my parents, they call it quits ages ago, and I turned out A-OK.
00:33More the reason for me to get home to my wife.
00:36WWSD.
00:38WWSD is my new life mantra.
00:40What would Staten do?
00:41Oh, and speaking of my brother, he just texted me.
00:44Look at this.
00:44He texts me all the time.
00:45He's actually quite needy for an action star.
00:56Holy shit, they are real.
00:57Which is great and all, but how did Jason fucking Statham break you out?
01:06And then 50 minutes after that, bass came up, and we were at karaoke spot.
01:09No way.
01:10Did you sing with Jason?
01:12Please tell me you sang with Jason.
01:13Yeah, he was singing.
01:13He was shirtless.
01:14What?
01:15That's insane.
01:16That was just a half of it.
01:1720 minutes after that, we was in a helicopter on the way to an abandoned airport, and then
01:20it was a 747 just chilling there, waiting to exfiltrate the stateside.
01:23And I think he has a thing for Bobby.
01:25Jason Statham is not into me, first of all.
01:28Oh, really?
01:28Yeah.
01:29Okay, so why has he texted you a hundred times?
01:30Hold up.
01:30Are you jealous?
01:32No.
01:33What's up, guys?
01:35Holy shit.
01:36Are these what I think they are?
01:37Yo, my man.
01:38Yo.
01:39Get the fuck out of here, man.
01:40All right, just let me hold them.
01:42Hey, if you want to hold something, hold your nuts, all right?
01:44Oh, come on.
01:45Get up.
01:45Oh!
01:45Oh, my God!
01:49You're just going to make it work.
01:51Devin's right.
01:52You only get one shot at saving them.
01:58Look, I normally don't do shit for people I don't get down with, but since this is kind
02:03of my fault...
02:04Kind of?
02:04No, this is 100% your fucking fault.
02:06Which is why I'm willing to hook you up with my boy, J. Mark.
02:09You mean Jason Mark?
02:11Nobody calls him J. Mark.
02:12His homies do.
02:14They'll see.
02:14J. Mark!
02:16What up, fam?
02:17What's cracking?
02:18What'd you just call me?
02:19J. Mark.
02:19Nobody calls me that.
02:21But I just did.
02:22Well, don't.
02:23All right, for sure, for sure.
02:24That's what's up.
02:25So, listen, I need you to do me a solid real quick.
02:27My road dog's here, man.
02:29Just fucked up some sneakers.
02:30Look, enough with the bullshit.
02:31We need your help.
02:32We need it ASAP.
02:33Yes.
02:33Jason Mark, you're the only one that can fix this.
02:35Are those...
02:36The zeros.
02:38What the fuck happened to him?
02:39Your boy here spilled a spinach and kale smoothie on them.
02:41That's not my boy.
02:42What?
02:43We met one time, bro.
02:44Ugh.
02:44Don't tell me he asked you to do a TikTok with him.
02:47Asked?
02:47He wouldn't shut up about it.
02:48Yo, that shit would be tight, though, dog.
02:50Shut up.
02:51Can you help us?
02:52Enough.
02:55I can't make any promises, but I'll see what I can do.
02:57All right, please.
02:58That's all I'm asking.
02:58Just see what you can do.
02:59Jay Mark, what's good, fam?
03:01Huh?
03:01Cracking?
03:02It's good, bro.
03:02You good?
03:03Man, I'm blessed, man.
03:04You know what I'm saying?
03:04Just look, bro.
03:06My mind is blown right now.
03:08Are these what I think they is?
03:09Yeah, those are zeros.
03:11These are fucking zeros?
03:12Those are zeros.
03:13Those are zeros, man.
03:15Shit.
03:15Look, look, look.
03:16Are you selling these?
03:17No, they're not for sale.
03:18We're not selling them.
03:18We're actually trying to get them fixed right now.
03:20So you can just do that for us, please.
03:22Come on, fam.
03:22How much you want for these, for real?
03:24Literally not for sale, like...
03:25Bruh, I got $10,000 cash right now.
03:29Sold.
03:29What the fuck?
03:30Yes, give me one second.
03:31Wait.
03:32This dude wants to give us $10,000 for some potential to ruin shoes.
03:36There's no one near what we can get for him if Jason fixes it.
03:39Look, I'm not about to give up on a short thing for your pipe dream.
03:42It's not a pipe dream, man.
03:43It's a fucking pipe dream.
03:43What the fuck do you think I've been doing this for?
03:45What if Jason can't fix him?
03:47What if perfect pair doesn't come through?
03:49Look, we can break even in some.
03:51I don't give a fuck about breaking even, man.
03:53What about my family?
03:54Fuck your family.
03:55Y'all don't care about the kids anymore.
03:56Fellas, man, look, I ain't got it all day, man.
03:58Have y'all made a decision yet?
04:00We still negotiating.
04:01If you got stuff to do, get out.
04:03See what I did there?
04:04Look, all you need to have a chance in this life is what?
04:09A chip in a chair.
04:10A chip in a chair.
04:11This is not just about us.
04:12It's about our dream, the store.
04:14So you sell this for $10,000.
04:16We're not going to get nothing.
04:17You're saying you're going to trust me.
04:19I just need you to keep your word.
04:21Because your word is your bond.
04:25Doyle Brunson.
04:26Doyle Brunson.
04:26Doyle Brunson.
04:30Go ahead.
04:31He's going to tell you right now.
04:31He's going to break your heart.
04:33What's up?
04:35I got the $10,000 right here, bro.
04:37No deal.
04:38No deal.
04:39$10,000.
04:39Stop waving it in our face like that.
04:41It's like right here.
04:42Look, we good.
04:44And why you just carry $10,000 cash around?
04:46I mean, that's what rich people do.
04:48Oh, look, I'll take $10,000 for these.
04:49No, I don't want those, brother.
04:51I don't like glowing a dark shit.
04:54Hey, why hasn't he said anything yet?
04:56Yo, I'm going to go up in there.
04:57Hey, hey, hey.
04:58Jason's the best of the best, okay?
05:00If anyone can do this, it's him.
05:06Oh, so what's the work?
05:08It was pretty touch and go for the first 20 minutes or so.
05:11But once I got through that top layer,
05:13I was able to bring him back.
05:14You brought him back?
05:15Brought him back.
05:16I knew you'd be able to do it.
05:18So can we see him?
05:19Of course.
05:19They're still in the recovery room,
05:20but I'll take you back.
05:24They're on the table in the back,
05:25so just don't touch them for another 15 minutes or so.
05:28All right, bet.
05:28It smells good in here.
05:29Oh, where they at, baby?
05:30Hell, they were just here.
05:32What you mean?
05:33What the fuck?
05:34Wait, what happened?
05:35What you mean?
05:35They're gone?
05:36They was right here.
05:37Shit.
05:38They was right here.
05:39Check over there, man.
05:41Where's Cole?
05:42Oh, shit.
05:43Check his Instagram.
05:44On it.
05:44You're talking crazy.
05:45Bingo.
05:45What?
05:46He's already live streaming from around the corner.
05:49What?
05:49It's not around for them to slip up.
05:52Woo!
05:57Damn, you fast.
06:00Let's do it, man.
06:01You slow as shit.
06:02God damn, you slow.
06:04Oh, my God.
06:05How do you run that fast?
06:05You good?
06:07I'm fine.
06:07I'm fine.
06:08Just go.
06:08Save yourselves.
06:09Just go.
06:10I'm fine.
06:12Oh, my God.
06:19No way.
06:20No way.
06:20He comes here all the time.
06:22Wait.
06:23It can't be.
06:24It can't actually be them, right?
06:28Oh, the quick work can't hurt.
06:31So then I made some friends with some losers who was like,
06:34I know a guy, blah, blah, blah, whatever.
06:36He's over there.
06:37He's over there.
06:37He's over there.
06:37Shh.
06:38Shh.
06:39Shh.
06:40Shh.
06:40Oh, my God.
06:42Oh, my God.
06:44What are you talking about?
06:46What are you talking about?
06:47Hashtag somebody's ass got more.
06:50Shut up.
06:51Oh, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
06:55You're a fuck-ass bitch.
06:57They're just playing, man.
06:58Shut up.
07:07How they looking?
07:12I'm perfect.
07:14Woo!
07:14Normie.
07:15Hey, Normie.
07:17Dan, are you okay?
07:18Check these out.
07:20What'd you do?
07:21Stewie.
07:22What are you waiting for?
07:24Just opening it.
07:32Stop it.
07:32Are these?
07:33Check the label.
07:36Check the label.
07:37Check the label.
07:40Check the label.
07:43Check the label.
07:50Check the label.
07:51Check the label.
08:03Check the label.
08:06Check the label.
08:08Check the label.
08:10Check the label.
08:10Check the label.
08:10some lipstick that's all right well uh yeah let's let's go get it done all of us yeah we're squad
08:23now
08:25now let's go
08:30i'll be surprised if they don't throw a 30 for 30 about us or or like a like a scripted
08:35series
08:35or something like that nobody wants to watch the tv show about sneaking heads oh i totally
08:39watch that shit the highs the lows the betrayals
08:46this is it right here see that i led you out to the promised land all right let's go oh
08:50fuck shit what what is it nothing i don't want to talk about no no what is it i don't
08:56want to talk
08:56about it right now don't don't i wouldn't okay there you go
09:02jason statham sent you a dick what did you really have to say that out loud it's not funny guys
09:08okay
09:08i think i have to i got a dilemma here what am i supposed to do with this besides delete
09:12it yeah
09:13besides delete it what do i do you think maybe he said it by mistake oh no no we all
09:16know that he
09:17didn't send it by mistake bobby does it smell like sandalwood that's very funny so funny i forgot to
09:25laugh wait wait don't walk away look no just tell me i'm gonna text him and say what
09:32i don't know okay for starters like um dear jason statham i think you're dope you you're a huge
09:38inspiration but maybe we should just be friends is that how you really feel then i think so yeah
09:44but you're not positive it's jason statham okay i don't want to hurt his feelings okay no offense
09:50but he's a celebrity and a total badass and you're well you're you how you gonna say no offense but
09:57offend somebody that's very offensive i take offense to it let's go are you mad yeah i'm mad
10:03he's a big man
10:05i think i know it's three
10:10there's something i can help you gentlemen with yeah
10:15boom zeroes
10:18it's nice right cool man anything else
10:23what what do you what do you what do you mean anything else like no those those are the ones
10:28i mean those are the zeros you know what the fuck i mean right i do but i just don't
10:35care of course you
10:36care or else you wouldn't have offered up your entire collection for him yes
10:41hey babe will you grab me another diet coke i'll trade you my whole collection for it
10:46see it's kind of something i say guys it's like my thing you know but you meant it when you
10:51said it
10:51in the video right fuck no bro my collection is worth millions why would i just give it away because
10:58these are the the one-eyed unicorn remember these these are the zeros which would have been impressive
11:03when i first posted that video turns out there's like six pairs made five of which have already been
11:08brought to me so that's it like there's there's no reward and you already have five of the exact
11:15same shoe four actually little rail just called a while ago he bought a pair for 10 stacks crazy right
11:23sorry guys
11:37look i know you're mad okay i get it
11:41but if you think about it like you lost the battle but you ain't lose the war
11:46you gotta think long run like soulmates it's about to take off okay adam i'm about to lose my marriage
11:53do you understand what about the zeros then fuck these zeros
12:03that's it shut the fuck up
12:09so much for being a squad you and i can still be a squad
12:16let's go
12:29and uh pull over right here
12:34keep coming
12:56oh
12:57yo yo my man
13:00what
13:01what you're on the clock
13:04oh he's gonna put your finger out
13:06oh you ain't getting five stars i can guarantee that
13:15no fucking way
13:19no fucking way
13:22hey brother can i help you with something
13:32i don't think you're going to sell me those fours
13:35these fours yeah it's on my feet yeah
13:39nigga you crazy i'm not going to say the shoes off my feet
13:42i know it's a long shot in my back however
13:46i got a few pay in the trunk of my car three hundred dollars and they yours
13:53thirteen hell yeah i got a size thirteen yes give me five minutes i'll be right back
14:00you have no idea what i've been through trying to get those shoes
14:05i don't know what i'm going to do
14:09i totally understand one time let me tell you something one time i had to drive four miles
14:16to get a pan of color i like it might have been four and a half
14:25so are we taking an uber or a lyft please so that's it
14:34that's what
14:36you're leaving
14:38got work to do stewey
14:40yeah yeah i just thought i thought maybe we could like uh
14:45i don't know
14:48there's really nothing else
14:50oh you know what there is something else here i'm texting it to you okay oh what is it
14:54an invoice with all your unpaid hours oh i thought i was off the clock i could have paid you
15:00i have the
15:01money i'm with you
15:13i have the money i'm with you
15:17oh
15:18bro i am so sorry that 13 i told you i thought i had
15:28i don't have it bro i'm it's my bag of course not gotcha it's right here
15:4013. that's 13 bro but yeah you got the money i got you i got you i got you hey
15:48brother be easy thank you
16:12i knew you were real
16:30so
16:40so
16:59Hey, yo, dev man.
17:02Twinsies, huh?
17:05I just got mine on go for only $100 over retail.
17:08Not too shabby, right?
17:10How about you? Trouble finding yours?
17:14I guess that's a no-all margaritas.
17:16I make mine with $1,800 tequila.
17:18Silver or a reposado.
17:19Your call when you're ready, baby.
17:34Hey.
17:36Hey.
17:42I thought you said you weren't going to get those.
17:46I'm sorry.
17:48For all of you.
17:50And don't worry about the money.
17:52I'm going back to work for real this time.
17:55Look, I know you think they're just sneakers.
17:59But they're way more than that.
18:02These are the shoes I was wearing.
18:04When you scored 22 points a game when you were in high school, I know.
18:07And you wore them tomorrow.
18:10The question is, why are they such a big deal?
18:12Why is it such a big deal?
18:16It was 10 years ago.
18:18I had just finished hooping.
18:20Bobby had called me to meet him down at King King.
18:23And there you were.
18:27And you smiled at me.
18:32And at that moment, I didn't even know what day it was, what I had for lunch, or even what
18:40city I was in.
18:45At that moment, I knew I was all in.
18:50These are the shoes I was wearing when I fell in love with you.
18:57Okay.
19:01Anything else I'm supposed to know?
19:04Me and Bobby got arrested in Hong Kong.
19:06Jason Statham broke us out.
19:07Then sang shirtless karaoke.
19:10You went to Hong Kong with Bobby?
19:11I know you don't like Bobby.
19:14I don't even know if I like Bobby.
19:17But he was my best friend.
19:19I miss having him in my life.
19:27Do you want the flowers?
19:32Hey.
19:36Did you just...
19:40Okay, okay.
19:44You know what?
19:44Why don't you call Bobby tomorrow and see if he can have dinner with us this weekend?
19:50Oh.
19:51You think we can invite your mom?
19:54Wow.
19:55See, you got jokes.
19:56I'm just saying, the chemistry.
19:58Nope.
19:58We won't let him drink.
19:59Canceled.
20:00You're done.
20:00I promise.
20:01Mm-mm.
20:07Uh, what is this?
20:11It's a purse.
20:12I know you got jokes.
20:13We all all know ya.
20:14Yeah.
20:15We all know ya.
20:16Whoah!
20:17Yes I love you.
20:18Fuck all the cultures.
20:24Yeah.
20:25Ey.
20:27We don't know ya.
20:28Yeah.
20:29Hey.
20:29We don't know ya.
20:29You're the people.
20:31Call the culture.
20:32Woo.
20:33Yes I love you.
20:34Fuck all the cultures.
20:36Yeah.
20:37Hey.
20:39We don't know ya.
20:40Woo.
20:42We'll just ghost ya
20:44We don't know ya
20:50We'll just ghost ya
20:52We're all the people
20:54We're all the culture
20:57What's our region?
20:58Fuck all the vultures
21:00We don't know ya
21:06We'll just ghost ya
21:08What's our region?
21:11Fuck all the vultures
21:14We don't know ya
21:18We'll just ghost ya
21:22We don't know ya
21:51We don't know ya
21:51We don't know ya
21:54We don't know ya
21:55We don't know ya
21:55We don't know ya
21:55We don't know ya
21:55We don't know ya
22:00We don't know ya
22:20You
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