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00:00:00KONIEC
00:00:30Hello again everybody I'm Jim Ross along with the legendary Macho Man Randy Savage and SummerSlam is only 8 days away but what a 2 hour blockbuster we have for you right here tonight and we're kicking it off with a man made in the USA Lex Luger against Kona Crutch
00:00:48I was in both their locker rooms earlier tonight and both guys are busting at the seams in back I almost got whooped
00:00:54And ladies and gentlemen the 7 foot Intercontinental Champion Diesel takes on huge typhoon
00:01:00It's a long title match but the last thing Diesel wants to happen is to get embarrassed or hurt before SummerSlam
00:01:06And we will be joined by the WWF Champion Rick the Hitman Hart
00:01:12Hitman is facing the most emotional and dangerous match of his career at SummerSlam but we're going to hear from the Hitman tonight
00:01:18And ladies and gentlemen later in the broadcast we'll be joined live from our WWF studios by Vince McMahon and Jerry the King Lawler
00:01:25And you can talk to them live on our toll free 800 number
00:01:29There's the bell
00:01:29Let's go in
00:01:32A tremendous ovation
00:01:48And fireworks certainly will be here in this one on one contest
00:01:54The Big Bang Theory in effect
00:01:58As a young fan, big supporter no doubt of the man made in the USA Lex Luger
00:02:05And remember ladies and gentlemen back to the King of the Ring qualifying matches
00:02:09Thanks to the interference of Kona Crutch Luger was eliminated from the King of the Ring competition
00:02:15These two great athletes have met during the WWF Summer Sister Tour
00:02:19And I think right here tonight Macho Man
00:02:21They'll finally set their issue once and for all
00:02:24No doubt about it, check this out Krush
00:02:27Walking down the aisle and he's got a presence
00:02:31Six feet seven, 322 pounds
00:02:37This great martial arts expert has great agility, outstanding quickness for a big man
00:02:44This is going to be a great, great one-on-one matchup
00:02:49Bad history between these two guys and it's going to come to a crescendo right now
00:02:55Check out the eye contact Jim Ross, check it out
00:02:59Oh, they are both ready as you alluded to earlier
00:03:02You know, I wonder where the Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase is
00:03:06Of course the ever-controversial Million Dollar Man
00:03:10Returned with all his big bucks to the WWF not that long ago
00:03:14He told us all he was going to assemble a tremendous corporation
00:03:18And he was going to sign all these top superstars
00:03:21Call a no-go tie up there
00:03:22And he says that he's got Lex Luger under contract
00:03:26Macho Man, what do you think?
00:03:28You think Luger has signed the Million Dollar Man?
00:03:30Well, Luger's a real good friend of mine and he's a very disciplined athlete and man
00:03:35I'm going to tell you something right now
00:03:37I just can't 100% say that Lex Luger has or has not sold out
00:03:43Now you ask me after SummerSlam, after the smoke clears and everything
00:03:47And I'll be able to give you a pretty good answer
00:03:49That will be eight days from now
00:03:51Side headlock by the man-made in the USA from Atlanta, Georgia
00:03:55Lex Luger side headlock and Crush trying to figure a counter from this maneuver
00:04:02I got first-hand experience wrestling Crush
00:04:05And he may possibly be the strongest guy in the WWF
00:04:09He missed that foot there
00:04:10And Luger caught it
00:04:11High-fills Maddie
00:04:12Reaches back
00:04:13Looks like one, two
00:04:14And a near fall
00:04:15Very close right there
00:04:16Lex Luger almost pulled a real, real, real quick upset over Crush
00:04:21Yeah!
00:04:22Crush forces Luger back into the corner
00:04:25Luger trying to hold on to that side headlock
00:04:27Referee once again going between these athletes
00:04:30Referee's in a dangerous position right there
00:04:32Right hands, a couple of them now
00:04:34Found their mark
00:04:36High-impact maneuvers
00:04:38And that's one of Crush's specialties
00:04:40Good body shot right there
00:04:44A hard body shot indeed
00:04:46That is taking its toll on Lex Luger
00:04:49Crush focusing on that ribcage area
00:04:53We talked about the power of Crush
00:04:56But the power of Lex Luger cannot be denied either
00:05:00Crush with a cheap shot right there
00:05:02You saw it
00:05:03He turned his back from the referee
00:05:05A big guy like that doesn't need to give a cheap shot
00:05:09But he did it anyway
00:05:11Well he is a win-at-all-cost athlete
00:05:14Irish whip
00:05:15It's gonna be reversed by Luger
00:05:17And Luger set a little early
00:05:18And he paid for it
00:05:19Tell you what
00:05:20Crush is the perfect combination
00:05:22Perfect combination of size, strength, and quickness
00:05:26Crush trying to get him up to the pile driver
00:05:28Luger trying to block it
00:05:30And Luger shows his great strength
00:05:32He elevates the 322-pounder
00:05:35Comes back with some right hands
00:05:37More right hands by Luger
00:05:39And Crush now in trouble
00:05:41This is gonna be a big match
00:05:43No doubt about it
00:05:44Right here in the Sunday Night Slam
00:05:45Crush misses that martial arts blow
00:05:47Oh Luger caught him with his shoulder
00:05:49Look at the impact
00:05:50All the way over
00:05:51And all the way out
00:05:52Goes a 300-plus-pound Crush
00:05:54And here comes Luger
00:05:56Right after him, Macho Man
00:05:57Crush crashed
00:05:58Luger right out there with the big man
00:06:03From the islands
00:06:04Forces him back into the squared circle
00:06:07That was pretty cool
00:06:08That was pretty cool
00:06:09Lex Luger right there getting Crush back into the ring
00:06:11He doesn't want this thing to slow down
00:06:13He wants to keep the pressure on Crush
00:06:15Here
00:06:16And oh my
00:06:17Inverted atomic drop
00:06:18That's tremendous impact
00:06:21Irishman far side
00:06:23And here he comes again
00:06:25Right at you
00:06:26Right in the living room
00:06:27And oh my
00:06:28High impact
00:06:29Right to the lower back
00:06:31Boy he hurt him right there
00:06:33He's got the last one
00:06:34Two and a shoulder up
00:06:35The left shoulder of Lex Luger
00:06:37Just came off the canvas
00:06:38Before the referee counted three
00:06:40Give Lex Luger credit for kicking out right there
00:06:42And let me tell you something about Crush
00:06:43He's an awesome athlete
00:06:45He is incredible
00:06:46Another hard blow to the lower back area
00:06:48And another one
00:06:49Luger in trouble
00:06:50Macho Man you said earlier
00:06:51You went to both locker rooms
00:06:53Did you see the Million Dollar Man
00:06:55In either locker room?
00:06:56No I didn't
00:06:57I didn't see him
00:06:58In either one of these guys locker room
00:06:59But I did see the Million Dollar Man
00:07:01Ted DiBiase in the building
00:07:02So he is in the house
00:07:04Hard knee to the lower back
00:07:08And kidney area of Lex Luger
00:07:10That man Crush
00:07:12Wanting to settle this score
00:07:14Once and for all
00:07:15Right here tonight
00:07:17Just eight days away
00:07:19From SummerSlam
00:07:22A lot of people watching this Sunday Night Slam
00:07:24And a lot of people realize
00:07:25That Lex Luger and Crush
00:07:27Are under the gun right now
00:07:28And we're gonna find out
00:07:29Who can survive
00:07:31There is no strike
00:07:33In the WWF
00:07:35Unlike Major League Baseball
00:07:37Except the striking right hands
00:07:39Right now
00:07:40Of Lex Luger
00:07:41And Crush comes back
00:07:42Oh what a martial arts blow
00:07:43That caught Luger
00:07:44Flush in the face
00:07:45And knocking the big man
00:07:46Right down to both knees
00:07:48And here's another
00:07:49Submission Maneuver
00:07:50What a first class match
00:07:51We're watching right now
00:07:52And Lex Luger
00:07:53Is in a submission hole right here
00:07:54And he could possibly
00:07:56If he cannot survive this
00:07:58He might have to give up this match
00:08:00If he can't get out
00:08:01A real gut check
00:08:02For Lex Luger
00:08:04As Kona Crush
00:08:06With all that power
00:08:08And leverage right now
00:08:10Testing the middle
00:08:12Pulling that chin back
00:08:13And he's sitting down
00:08:14On the small of his back
00:08:15Right there
00:08:16Is in a very very precarious position
00:08:18Indeed
00:08:20Lex Luger made in the USA
00:08:23Look at that
00:08:24A little light by Lex Luger
00:08:26Trying to fight to his knees
00:08:28Luger will not quit
00:08:30I have never seen him submit
00:08:32I have never seen him submit
00:08:33In any athletic situation
00:08:34And Crush again
00:08:35With another damaging blow
00:08:37To the lower back
00:08:38Of Lex Luger
00:08:39And now the question
00:08:40Macho man
00:08:41Is how much more
00:08:42Can Lex Luger take
00:08:43Of this punishment
00:08:45Crush stepping up
00:08:46With any second run
00:08:47Now
00:08:48And caught him down
00:08:49With all 322 pounds
00:08:51And caught him again
00:08:52With that martial arts blow
00:08:53Right in the kidneys
00:08:54And the man made in the USA
00:08:56Is in big trouble
00:08:57It could be over one
00:08:58Two and a half
00:08:59That was so devastating
00:09:00And Crush made a real good move
00:09:02By letting Lex Luger
00:09:03Go out of the original hole
00:09:04Because Lex was going
00:09:05To get out anyway
00:09:06Crush took a negative
00:09:07Turned it into a positive
00:09:08And it was a negative
00:09:09For Lex Luger
00:09:10As it turned out
00:09:11And there's a bear hug
00:09:12One of the favorite maneuvers
00:09:13Of Crush
00:09:14And he is trying to crush
00:09:15Pardon the pun
00:09:17Lex Luger's ribs there
00:09:18Oh man
00:09:20Check the eyes
00:09:21There's nobody home in there
00:09:22Jim Ross
00:09:23Let me tell ya
00:09:24Luger
00:09:25He is in real real trouble
00:09:26And wait
00:09:27Look who's coming down the aisle
00:09:29Look who's coming down the aisle
00:09:31The Million Dollar Man
00:09:32Ted DiBiase
00:09:34Who says he has a deal
00:09:36But Lex Luger
00:09:37Did not come out
00:09:38But Lex Luger
00:09:39In the beginning
00:09:40There you see
00:09:41The Million Dollar Man
00:09:42Right there
00:09:43Now we're gonna see
00:09:44Who's who
00:09:45And what's what
00:09:46The Million Dollar Man
00:09:48With a fist full of greenbacks there
00:09:51Moving closer to the ring
00:09:53I don't think Luger
00:09:54Has seen him yet
00:09:55I think Crush just saw him
00:09:56Macho Man
00:09:57Why do you think
00:09:58DiBiase is here
00:10:00Well could be
00:10:01One of a couple of reasons
00:10:02Maybe the deal's closed with him
00:10:04And Lex Luger
00:10:05Or maybe he's here to close a deal
00:10:06Or maybe he's just trying to make a deal
00:10:08With Lex Luger
00:10:09In fact I gotta tell you right now
00:10:11Bottom line I don't know
00:10:12He may be here to distract Crush
00:10:14He may be here
00:10:15Look at those $100 bills
00:10:17Wow
00:10:18I saw that
00:10:19Let me have one
00:10:22Luger
00:10:23Being really tested here
00:10:24Physically
00:10:25By Kona Crush
00:10:27And Luger's gotta get a spare hug
00:10:29At any cost
00:10:30And that's exactly what he's doing
00:10:31With those right hands
00:10:32And they're fighting their mark
00:10:33And Crush rakes the face
00:10:35Of the man made in the USA
00:10:36Oh my
00:10:37This is not gonna do
00:10:38Lex Luger's back any good
00:10:39I can tell
00:10:40Look at the strength
00:10:41Of Crush
00:10:42He's way up there
00:10:43Don't get a nosebleed
00:10:44Crush has Luger up
00:10:46And slams him down
00:10:48Incredible
00:10:49Crush leg drop
00:10:52That could be all right there
00:10:54He's going for the cover
00:10:55One
00:10:56Two
00:10:57And Luger kicked out
00:10:58He kicked out
00:10:59Don't you go away
00:11:00We'll be right back
00:11:01Come on Luger
00:11:02We are looking over the shoulder
00:11:05Of the Million Dollar Man
00:11:06Here on the Sunday Night Slam
00:11:08Jim Ross and the Macho Man
00:11:10Randy Savage back with you
00:11:11And during the commercial break
00:11:13Lex Luger has sustained
00:11:14Oh no
00:11:15A great deal of punishment
00:11:16Inside cradle though
00:11:17What a counter move
00:11:18I thought he had him Macho Man
00:11:20Wouldn't that have been something
00:11:21If Lex Luger could have got a pin
00:11:22Right there
00:11:23A one two three count
00:11:24In the midst of all his trouble
00:11:26I don't think
00:11:28At least I kept an eye on him
00:11:30During the commercial break
00:11:31I don't think that Luger
00:11:33Has seen Diviase yet
00:11:36I don't think that Lex Luger
00:11:37Could see the forest
00:11:38Through the trees right now
00:11:39He's been taking a beating
00:11:41That just won't quit
00:11:43Hard Irish whip
00:11:45To the far side
00:11:46But Luger sidesteps Crush
00:11:48To avoid the contact there
00:11:50Wasn't a very strong sidestep
00:11:51But it did the job
00:11:52Just for one little split second in time
00:11:54And Crush is right back on Lex Luger
00:11:56And he's right back on that lower back
00:11:58And look at him taunt now
00:12:00Verbally taunt Luger
00:12:01Sends him to the far side
00:12:02But he missed the clothesline
00:12:04Oh!
00:12:05They both are down
00:12:06They both are down
00:12:07And right there
00:12:08Now he should be able to see
00:12:09Diviase right there
00:12:11I don't think so
00:12:12I think they cocked heads
00:12:13I think that they might be knocked out
00:12:15Diviase encouraging
00:12:19Or at least I think he was encouraging
00:12:22Lex Luger to get up
00:12:24I think Lex Luger would like to get up
00:12:26If he could
00:12:28Referee exercising his 10-10
00:12:32For these two trained
00:12:34And physically challenged athletes
00:12:37You know this match hasn't gone that long
00:12:40But this has been so grueling
00:12:41And so intense
00:12:42That both guys are almost out of gas
00:12:44They need a gas station
00:12:45These two big men exchanging right hands
00:12:48And they're taking the toll
00:12:50Luger now getting the better of the situation
00:12:52Hard right hand
00:12:53Down on one knee goes crush
00:12:54I'll tell you
00:12:55When you're not crossed down on one knee
00:12:56You've done something guaranteed
00:12:57Oh, hard
00:12:58Martial arts flow
00:13:00That takes Luger down to both knees
00:13:02This crowd here
00:13:03They don't know what to do
00:13:05They don't know why Diviase is here
00:13:07They don't know to cheer
00:13:08Or whether to boo Luger
00:13:10They don't know what's going on
00:13:11They're as confused as we are
00:13:13Well, I'm really confused
00:13:15Then I know they're confused
00:13:17Let's go
00:13:18Big clothesline by Lex Luger
00:13:20Hard clothesline
00:13:21And Luger getting a full head of steam
00:13:23Starting to clear those cobwebs out of his brain
00:13:26Luger regaining the offensive momentum here
00:13:30A whip coming right at you
00:13:32And Luger's got him
00:13:33Pass hand
00:13:34With a funeral
00:13:35Two
00:13:36And it's over
00:13:37I'll tell you
00:13:38When you power slam somebody as big as Cross
00:13:39You're a powerful man yourself
00:13:40And the Red White Blue Maiden USA
00:13:42Is that type of person
00:13:44Lex Luger's a strong guy
00:13:46Diviase even closer to the ring than ever before here
00:13:49Right hand to the abdomen
00:13:51He's got Crush doubled over
00:13:53See what Lex Luger's thinking
00:13:55He's measuring him
00:13:56The baseline
00:13:57Into the DDT
00:13:58Another high impact maneuver
00:14:00And look at Diviase
00:14:01He's had one
00:14:02Two
00:14:03That is almost a three count right there
00:14:06Luger couldn't believe it
00:14:08That the DDT did not keep Push down for the three count
00:14:12You know it's obvious to me that Lex Luger has seen Ted DiBiase by now
00:14:17But he acts like he hasn't
00:14:18What's going on
00:14:19What's up with that
00:14:20Oh
00:14:21What's up with that headbutt
00:14:22Right to the solar plexus
00:14:23And then that martial arts kick
00:14:25Right to the face
00:14:26And once again
00:14:27Crush seemingly has regained the momentum here
00:14:30And the advantage
00:14:31Crush is so dangerous
00:14:33It's incredible the way he's so dangerous
00:14:35Crush
00:14:37Gut wrench
00:14:38Oh my
00:14:39There's a tour of the islands
00:14:40Ending up with another high impact blow
00:14:43To the lower back
00:14:44And look at Diviase
00:14:45On the apron
00:14:46Ted DiBiase
00:14:47What's he doing?
00:14:49Let's see if we can hear it
00:14:59I think he said
00:15:00Just take the money
00:15:01And leave Luger alone
00:15:02He'll stop the money out of his hand
00:15:06What's up with that?
00:15:08That means
00:15:09That means
00:15:10DiBiase and Luger have made a deal
00:15:11Luger's getting up
00:15:12Luger's getting back up to his feet
00:15:14Crush
00:15:15Distracted by
00:15:16Crush
00:15:17He's calling DiBiase to the ring
00:15:18And Luger caught him
00:15:20He caught him with that elbow
00:15:22That steel painted four
00:15:23Luger caught him with it
00:15:25One, two, three, and it's over
00:15:27What have we just seen?
00:15:28What have we just witnessed here?
00:15:30Was that a premeditated distraction
00:15:33Yes
00:15:34By the Million Dollar Man?
00:15:35Ooh
00:15:36Was Luger a party
00:15:37To what we have just seen?
00:15:39Even though I don't feel
00:15:40Left out by Lex Luger
00:15:41Because I wasn't 100% convinced
00:15:43That he hadn't sold out
00:15:44I am in a state of shock right now
00:15:46And I can't believe he's done it
00:15:48Million Dollar Man's
00:15:49Picking up his money
00:15:50He's not leaving
00:15:51But Lex Luger
00:15:52What is going on here?
00:15:54Do they have a deal or not?
00:15:56I have no idea what's going on
00:15:58I haven't got a clue
00:15:59Welcome back everyone to the Sunday Night Slam
00:16:03Thanks so much for being with us here tonight
00:16:05On the USA Network
00:16:06What a matchup between the man made in the USA
00:16:09Lex Luger and Crush
00:16:10And still to come
00:16:12The seven foot intercontinental champion Diesel
00:16:14To take on the almost 400 pound Typhoon
00:16:17Right about that
00:16:18And standing by is the million dollar team
00:16:20Of Bam Bam Bigelow and IRS
00:16:22And they're going to be facing the one, two, three
00:16:25Kid and Thurman Sparky Pug
00:16:27Ladies and gentlemen
00:16:28Get ready to start your engines
00:16:31And I'm sure we're going to see more of the Million Dollar Man
00:16:33In that matchup as well
00:16:35But right now ladies and gentlemen
00:16:36Let us take you back
00:16:37To our WWF Studios Live
00:16:39There's Vince McMahon and Jerry the King Lawler
00:16:42Gentlemen, how you doing?
00:16:43Tell everybody we said hey
00:16:44We'll definitely do that Randy Savage
00:16:46Thank you very much for joining tonight
00:16:47And of course this is a first ever
00:16:48In the World Wrestling Federation
00:16:49But you know when you think about it
00:16:51Not only will everyone have an opportunity to give you an earful
00:16:54By dialing this number a little bit later on
00:16:56But you know CNN
00:16:57They have a king
00:16:58Larry King that is
00:17:00Larry King Live
00:17:01And so why shouldn't the WWF have a king live?
00:17:04I mean, except that you're not quite as debonair
00:17:06Certainly not as intelligent
00:17:07Although you do both wear suspenders I understand
00:17:11Oh yeah, look who's talking about what they wear
00:17:13Nice tie
00:17:14I like the way the stains fit right into the design
00:17:16You know what I can't wait for is this is my opportunity
00:17:19To finally give a piece of my mind to these morons out there
00:17:23Who every time I walk into arena for my entire career
00:17:26They yell things at me like Burger King
00:17:28Well tonight live on the phone
00:17:30I get to tell you exactly what I think of you
00:17:32And they get to tell you as well King
00:17:35Don't match with me you're unarmed
00:17:38Oh really?
00:17:39Yeah
00:17:40Right now ladies and gentlemen let's take you to a bit of footage
00:17:42The last WWF Royal Rumble
00:17:44It was the last Undertaker sighting for real
00:17:47And one that certainly everyone will always remember
00:17:50Let's take you now to the footage
00:17:52Yeah, we're live
00:17:53I don't know about this guy
00:17:54It would be the last time anyone would see the Undertaker for months
00:17:58Before his supernatural departure
00:18:00The Undertaker delivered this unforgettable message
00:18:03I will not rest in peace
00:18:33There was an eerie kind of aura throughout the arena
00:18:43And after that no one including Paul Bearer
00:18:46Was able to make any kind of contact with the surreal superstar
00:18:49As a matter of fact a despondent Paul Bearer admitted
00:18:52That the trail had gone cold
00:18:54But then people all over the country claim to have spotted the Undertaker
00:18:57In some of the strangest places
00:19:00I look up and there he was
00:19:02The Undertaker
00:19:03I mean this guy was huge
00:19:05So of course I say may I help you
00:19:07This guy wants six dozen coffin shaped homes
00:19:11He goes
00:19:12I'd really like you to pull some of my coffin
00:19:14And I said
00:19:15Well I have a poster chair in his office
00:19:18But I've never done a coffin before
00:19:20He was standing right over there
00:19:21He was on top of the hearse
00:19:23He was standing right over there
00:19:25It's The Undertaker
00:19:27This guy was huge
00:19:29None of these sightings however were able to be substantiated
00:19:32And none of these people could really be sure
00:19:34That it was The Undertaker they'd been in contact with
00:19:36That is until the million dollar man Ted DiBiase
00:19:40Used the power of his money to deliver
00:19:43So without any further ado
00:19:45As I promised
00:19:47Because I'm a man of my word
00:19:49Right here at the Heartbreak Hotel
00:19:52I give you once again
00:19:54From the dark side
00:19:56The Undertaker
00:19:57The Undertaker
00:19:58Ted DiBiase the man who originally brought The Undertaker to the World Wrestling Federation
00:20:14Had brought him back
00:20:15And then Paul Bearer regained contact and confronted The Undertaker managed by Ted DiBiase
00:20:21He's getting more money out
00:20:23It was there that Paul Bearer realized what Ted DiBiase had
00:20:34But did the million dollar man know?
00:20:36The Undertaker
00:20:39The Undertaker
00:20:40The man chosen to protect the innocent
00:20:43From the evil of darkness
00:20:46And everyone knows
00:20:48That money
00:20:49Is the root of all evil
00:20:51Now once again
00:20:54My Undertaker rises from the depths of darkness
00:20:58At SummerSlam Ted DiBiase
00:21:01Dziubiasi, your Undertaker will be destroyed and you will both rest in peace.
00:21:11Who has controlled The Undertaker?
00:21:13Are there two?
00:21:14Or has the Million Dollar Man tapped into some dark side of The Undertaker that he really doesn't understand?
00:21:20The Undertaker that Ted DiBiase originally brought to the World Wrestling Federation was a figure that was hated and despised.
00:21:27The Undertaker, under the guidance of Paul Bearer, was loved and admired.
00:21:31Both men claim to know what they have.
00:21:34Both men claim they will be in the corner of The Undertaker at SummerSlam.
00:21:38Can that possibly happen?
00:21:40Why don't you show Paul Bearer right now?
00:21:42It did not look like Paul Bearer would be able to deliver on his promise when he and Ted DiBiase recently appeared on the King's court.
00:21:49The Million Dollar Man summoned his Undertaker to the ring to put Paul Bearer into a compromising position.
00:21:56But suddenly, a new presence was felt.
00:21:59Who knows what will happen at SummerSlam when this mysterious match takes place?
00:22:14Yes!
00:22:15Yes!
00:22:16Yes!
00:22:17Yes!
00:22:19Yes!
00:22:20Yes!
00:22:21My Undertaker!
00:22:22He's here!
00:22:24Oh, yes!
00:22:25He's here!
00:22:26Well, I'm glad that the WWF has Leslie Nielsen on this case, and we'll hear from Leslie Nielsen in this broadcast as the Money Trail brings the Million Dollar Man once again and his infamous Million Dollar Team.
00:22:43The best team that money can't buy!
00:22:56Well, they really complement each other very well.
00:22:58IRS, a former co-holder of the WWF Tag Team title, along with the Million Dollar Man, when they were Money Incorporated, and, of course, you've got Bam Bam Bigelow, close to 400 pounds, great strength, great power, they are an awesome team!
00:23:13And here comes a couple of the youngest in the best, best class in the WWF.
00:23:19The team of the 1-2-3-K, Matt Thurman, Spongebob!
00:23:26Quickness and speed, personified, and I'll tell you something, I don't admire the Million Dollar Man for a lot of things, but I do admire him for signing this match.
00:23:37This is going to be a great test for his Million Dollar Team, because even though they're, no matter the outcome of this matchup, they will meet the Hensdrinkers in eight days at SummerSlam.
00:23:48This is a great test against the Kid and Sparky.
00:23:51Very gutsy move by a known coward, Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase.
00:23:561-2-3-K, one of the most courageous young competitors in the WWF.
00:24:03I still think back to several weeks ago when he gave it his all against the hitman, Bret Hart, for the WWF title of Monday Night Raw.
00:24:13What about his match against the Rock at Owen Hart just a few weeks ago?
00:24:17Equally as courageous.
00:24:18Oh, my!
00:24:19Oh, goodness gracious!
00:24:20Behind Bigelow Wint, waistlock, and almost drove the Kid right through the canvas.
00:24:25Man, look at the size differential here.
00:24:28Oh!
00:24:29He was in orbit!
00:24:31Call NASA!
00:24:33Kicking the afterburners!
00:24:35That unidentified flying object was the 1-2-3 Kid from Minneapolis, Minnesota.
00:24:41Bam Bam Bigelow thinks he's the center of the universe.
00:24:44Oh, good job!
00:24:45Oh, what a time!
00:24:46Right in the middle!
00:24:47The Kid kicked Bam Bam Bigelow!
00:24:49It was incredible!
00:24:51Martial Arts blow!
00:24:52It's a double feature, Macho Man!
00:24:54Watch this!
00:24:55Ooh!
00:24:56And a drop kick!
00:24:58Right next one!
00:24:5910!
00:24:59Oh, an upset!
00:25:00No, it's not an upset!
00:25:01We need a triple feature!
00:25:04Reversal of the whip!
00:25:05Oh!
00:25:06And Bigelow couldn't find his mark!
00:25:08And look at the marks of our skills on the 1-2-3 Kid!
00:25:11Right up his middle of his face!
00:25:13Well, the kicks to the face and now to the ribs!
00:25:18And another last time he goes!
00:25:19I'm amazed that we need a quadruple feature!
00:25:23Keep your eye on the 1-2-3 Kid!
00:25:25He'll take a chance here!
00:25:27Here he comes!
00:25:28And he's safe at second!
00:25:30Bigelow's not safe!
00:25:31He may be out!
00:25:34Up and over!
00:25:34A moves time!
00:25:36Over the top rope!
00:25:37He found this smart!
00:25:38Now we need a quintuplet feature!
00:25:40Man, he has taken every chance in the world!
00:25:42And Irwin R. Seister with a bewildered look on his face!
00:25:45Can't believe it!
00:25:48He tried to keep sounds like it!
00:25:50If things are not going good for the Million Dollar Team!
00:25:53Sparky's finding the groove!
00:25:55Following the 1-2-3 Kid!
00:25:59Action is fast and furious!
00:26:02Bigelow and IRS!
00:26:03Run together here on the outside!
00:26:08Tell you what, I don't know which team has some more assets right now!
00:26:13It better be these two young guys!
00:26:15Good move there by Sparky Plug!
00:26:17One, two, and secondaire fall on Bam Bam Bigelow in this contest!
00:26:21They are out-quicking, out-speeding the Million Dollar Team on Sparky and the Kid!
00:26:26Thurman, Sparky Plug are going with all cylinders!
00:26:29Sparky can't let Bigelow slow it down!
00:26:35Sparky can't find his smart!
00:26:37And Bigelow finally makes the tag!
00:26:38Sparky needs to find a pit stop!
00:26:41Irwin will perhaps slow it down here!
00:26:44He'll not make any mistakes, I'll tell you that, ladies and gentlemen!
00:26:47Listen to this crowd call it, Irwin!
00:26:52He doesn't like that at all!
00:26:53Sparky's got it!
00:26:54Can he reach the leg?
00:26:55One, two!
00:26:56Sparky unable!
00:26:57Oh, good!
00:26:58Unable hooked the leg!
00:27:00He's back on the court, two!
00:27:01And another near fall!
00:27:02Man, a liar!
00:27:03They're quick tonight!
00:27:04What a great young team!
00:27:05Sparky Thurman!
00:27:06Sparky Thurman!
00:27:07Sparky Plug!
00:27:08Yeah!
00:27:08There's a reversal into the corner!
00:27:11Nobody there!
00:27:12He's got him right!
00:27:13That ball!
00:27:14Two!
00:27:15Sparky Plug made it happen to me anyway!
00:27:19Sparky and the Kid have just countered everything the Million Dollar Team has thrown at them,
00:27:23and another tag has been made!
00:27:26The Kid, off the top, generating his offense!
00:27:28One, two, three, four!
00:27:32IRS reverses a whip!
00:27:34Drops down!
00:27:34A voice contact!
00:27:35Oh, my!
00:27:36Oh, my goodness!
00:27:39IRS, he sidestruck the Kid, and the Kid went right outside!
00:27:43I'm afraid to look outside the ring!
00:27:45He went outside with so much blouse of view!
00:27:47It was unbelievable!
00:27:47Ooh!
00:27:48What a seconding thought that was!
00:27:50You can hear that!
00:27:51That gave me a headache!
00:27:53Referee having to restrain Sparky!
00:28:00You've got to wonder if Captain Lewis Albano,
00:28:03the advisor to the WWE Tag Team Champions will be watching this contest.
00:28:08I would have to believe that he probably would be.
00:28:10Leg drop, hook the leg, and a two count!
00:28:12I think I'm just watching, too, if he's facing the right way.
00:28:16Reverse chin lock.
00:28:18I'll tell you something, the Million Dollar Man has, uh,
00:28:20he's got a lot of, uh, assets extended here,
00:28:25in the respect that, uh, he may be spreading himself a little bit too thin.
00:28:30Maybe like, uh, L.A. King's President, Bruce McNall.
00:28:33Well, unlike McDowell, Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase's fortune
00:28:38has been built on invisible coins, you've got to understand.
00:28:41I think I understand that.
00:28:43This is the crowd here right now chanting,
00:28:45one, two, three, one, two, three,
00:28:48trying to get the one, two, three kid back into it.
00:28:50He needs to make a tag.
00:28:52Tell you something, we've seen the one, two, three kid do it before,
00:28:55and if he can get it done now, that'd be a cool thing.
00:28:57Back up to a vertical base,
00:29:00and, uh, Erwin used the hair to take the kid down,
00:29:03and then made a very timely tag to Bam Bam Bigelow.
00:29:06Bam Bam, just another pretty face.
00:29:08Look at that intimidating, sparky plug over there.
00:29:11He's trying to take control.
00:29:12He's trying to be the policeman, if you will.
00:29:16Tremendous strength and power,
00:29:18and look at the positioning of the one, two, three kid.
00:29:20He is in the Million Dollar Team's corner.
00:29:23I think we've got to call Guinness Book of World Records
00:29:24for the world's largest flying mare right there.
00:29:27Big leg drop right to the face.
00:29:30Great camera work.
00:29:31One, two, and the kid's got a foot in the ropes,
00:29:33and I mean just barely.
00:29:35Hooks him one, two.
00:29:37Another near fall.
00:29:39One, two, three kid now is in dangerous territory
00:29:42in the corner of the Million Dollar Team,
00:29:44far, far from his own corner.
00:29:47Notice how the one, two, three kid has his ways of hanging in a match,
00:29:50even when people just count him out.
00:29:53Never count this young man out.
00:29:55Oh, man, what a, I can't wait.
00:29:58Eight days away, ladies and gentlemen.
00:30:00Exclusively on pay-per-view.
00:30:02Oh, there's a DDT by Bigelow.
00:30:05He's going for the cover.
00:30:06One, two, yes, and no, did he get it?
00:30:08He got his shoulder up.
00:30:10I can't believe it, and neither can Bigelow.
00:30:12He just barely got his shoulder up,
00:30:14only because he kicked so hard to get out of there.
00:30:17He is a great competitor indeed, and as I was about to say,
00:30:21SummerSlam exclusively, oh, my, is on pay-per-view just eight days from now.
00:30:27The WWF is very happy to be the first televised event
00:30:31in the brand-new United Center in Chicago.
00:30:33In Chicago, in Chi-Town, in the Windy City,
00:30:37and we got an airplane spin happening right now, compliments of IRS.
00:30:41One of the most time-tested offers a maneuver in the game.
00:30:45Perfectly done.
00:30:46I think Irwin may be a little dizzy.
00:30:48He's a little dizzy, isn't he, Irwin?
00:30:50Aren't you dizzy right now, aren't you?
00:30:53Well, Irwin just said that's it.
00:30:55He took his time.
00:30:56One, two.
00:30:57He took too much time.
00:30:58Took too much time, IRS did.
00:31:00Yes, you did.
00:31:02I'll tell you something.
00:31:03His technical expertise is going to be a great asset for the million-dollar team
00:31:08as they hope to win the WWF Tag Team titles eight days from now
00:31:13in Chicago at SummerSlam.
00:31:15That might be the biggest advantage they have,
00:31:18the mental aspect of the game, and that's a tag.
00:31:20He made the tag.
00:31:21The referee did not see that tag.
00:31:24The referee was detained with Bigelow and the million-dollar man,
00:31:28and he can't let the tag stand because he did not see it.
00:31:33That's a great, experienced move by the million-dollar team.
00:31:38They won't make many mistakes, as we pointed out earlier.
00:31:41That bug by Bigelow.
00:31:44Well, I'm just hoping that the one, two, three kid at Thurman's Bunky Plug
00:31:46really softened this team up for the Head Shrinkers
00:31:49because, as you know, the Head Shrinkers are my all-time favorite tag team.
00:31:53That is really going to be a tag team war at SummerSlam.
00:32:01Oh, look at the strength here.
00:32:03One, two, three kid being handled like a small child.
00:32:06He picked him up like a feather.
00:32:08Bigelow close to that 400-pound mark.
00:32:11This is a submission maneuver.
00:32:14One thing's for sure, Bigelow will not, I repeat,
00:32:17will not be physically intimidated by the Head Shrinkers.
00:32:21And look at that tag.
00:32:23Without losing control, he made the tag.
00:32:25This is dangerous.
00:32:29He landed right on his head with a one, two, three kid after the elbow.
00:32:32This has got to be in.
00:32:34He's still kicked out.
00:32:36Can't believe it.
00:32:37This is unbelievable.
00:32:39The grit and determination on the one, two, three kid.
00:32:43And I'll tell you something, IRS can't believe it either.
00:32:46I think if you talk to IRS right now and if he took an honesty pill,
00:32:49he'd have to tell you the one, two, three kid
00:32:50is one of the greatest wrestlers in the World Wrestling Federation.
00:32:54Got him back up.
00:32:56High impact maneuver to the lower back.
00:32:58And yet another tag.
00:33:00Again, the kid positioned in the million-dollar team.
00:33:02They're trying to make sure
00:33:04that they can beat the one, two, three kid right now.
00:33:07Well, I think it's just a matter of time.
00:33:10Unless they make a big mistake.
00:33:13They're going to put this kid away.
00:33:14Uh-oh, what's he doing here?
00:33:16Is he going backwards into his right pool or what?
00:33:20Bigelow up top.
00:33:21And there's a moonsault for the running home.
00:33:24The kid made the tag.
00:33:26You got to make the tag, kid.
00:33:28That's going to be the luckiest break
00:33:29in the one, two, three kid's life
00:33:31to get out of the way of that.
00:33:32He would have been drilled through the canvas.
00:33:34There's the tag.
00:33:35That's Sparky Plough.
00:33:38Sparky, turn the ball off.
00:33:40Takes Bigelow down.
00:33:42Irwin in.
00:33:43Up top and throw him.
00:33:45That's Holes line.
00:33:48Plough can't buy Sparky.
00:33:51And now Sparky will try his luck off the top rope.
00:33:54To the top of the jail in the Hancock building.
00:33:57Oh, that caught.
00:33:58There you go.
00:33:59There you go.
00:34:00Good.
00:34:01Great spot.
00:34:02Two, three.
00:34:03Yes, it's on.
00:34:03Strongest Bam Bam Bigelow.
00:34:08I'll tell you something.
00:34:09That was an outstanding display of teamwork
00:34:12by the million-dollar team.
00:34:14And we could have just seen
00:34:16the next WWF Tag Team Champion.
00:34:18I am very impressed with IRS and Bam Bam Bigelow,
00:34:21and I smell trouble for the head drinkers
00:34:23eight days from now at SummerSlam.
00:34:25No doubt about it,
00:34:27our hats off to the courageous one, two, three kid
00:34:29at Sparky Plough.
00:34:30The question is,
00:34:31will the million-dollar man win it all at SummerSlam?
00:34:36He was taken away in his prime
00:34:38and walked where no other man has been.
00:34:44Now, he has returned.
00:34:48That's right.
00:34:49I'm back.
00:34:50It's me.
00:34:51I'm undercover.
00:34:52You saw the mystery of The Undertaker
00:34:54because I'm a man with no fear.
00:34:57I have seen a light.
00:34:58What was that?
00:35:04Hey, fellas.
00:35:07The lights.
00:35:09It was scary in here.
00:35:10Come on, fellas.
00:35:12Woo-hoo!
00:35:14We'll see more from Leslie Nielsen
00:35:16later in the broadcast,
00:35:17and still to come tonight
00:35:19on the Sunday night slam,
00:35:21Big Daddy Cool
00:35:22attempts to withstand the gale force,
00:35:25a typhoon,
00:35:26that and much more still to come.
00:35:28Welcome, everyone,
00:35:40to the Sunday Night Slam.
00:35:41Here on the USA Network,
00:35:43I'm Todd Pettengill.
00:35:44I am here tonight to talk about
00:35:45one thing and one thing only,
00:35:48and that's one week from tomorrow night.
00:35:51The 1994 WWF Pay-Per-View Spectacular
00:35:54known as SummerSlam.
00:35:57And I do mean spectacular.
00:35:58It is going to be unlike anything
00:36:00you have ever seen before.
00:36:02If you thought WrestleMania X was great,
00:36:04if you were blown away by the king of the ring,
00:36:06get ready for the new WWF generation
00:36:09because we've picked up the pace
00:36:11and we are in your face
00:36:13with the Summer of 94's Hottest Night
00:36:15one week from tomorrow,
00:36:16August the 29th.
00:36:18It's 8 o'clock Eastern, 5 Pacific,
00:36:20from the brand-new United Center
00:36:21in Chicago, Illinois,
00:36:23and exclusively on Pay-Per-View cable television.
00:36:26It's SummerSlam,
00:36:27and this year,
00:36:28Domino's delivers it.
00:36:30That's right.
00:36:31It's gotta be, gotta be,
00:36:34Domino's.
00:36:37Gotta be, gotta be,
00:36:40Domino's.
00:36:42All right.
00:36:42Now, for those of you
00:36:43who've been watching the WWF for years,
00:36:46you already know what to do.
00:36:47But let me just run it down here
00:36:48for the millions who've joined
00:36:50the new WWF generation.
00:36:52Find your last cable bill, all right?
00:36:53It's probably under the mortgage booklet somewhere.
00:36:55Now, right in the corner of that bill,
00:36:57there's a telephone number.
00:36:59All you do is call that number
00:37:00and tell them you want SummerSlam
00:37:02from the World Wrestling Federation.
00:37:04That's it.
00:37:04Pretty simple, right?
00:37:05Folks, let me run the card
00:37:07for SummerSlam 1994
00:37:08a week from tomorrow on Pay-Per-View.
00:37:11First half of a huge double main event
00:37:14features The Undertaker
00:37:15against The Undertaker.
00:37:17Now, you've already seen
00:37:18some of Leslie Nielsen's work here tonight,
00:37:20and it's fair to say
00:37:21we'll be seeing some more
00:37:22as the night wears on.
00:37:23Leslie Nielsen was hired
00:37:25by the World Wrestling Federation
00:37:26to solve this mystery.
00:37:27I mean, are there two Undertakers?
00:37:29Of course there are.
00:37:31I think.
00:37:32Anyway, it doesn't matter what I think.
00:37:33Leslie Nielsen will unravel this mystery
00:37:35at SummerSlam a week from tomorrow.
00:37:38But think about this.
00:37:39The drama of two Undertakers
00:37:41in the same ring,
00:37:43nose-to-nose in front of 23,000 superfans.
00:37:47Man, it gives me chills just thinking about it.
00:37:49All right, second half of that double main event
00:37:51is a steel cage match
00:37:52for the WWF Championship between brothers.
00:37:55The champion Bret Hart defends the gold
00:37:58against his kid brother, Owen,
00:38:00who's tired of living in Bret's shadow.
00:38:02Now, I think the steel cage was a great idea here
00:38:05because of all the loose cannons in the Hart family.
00:38:07I mean, let's face it.
00:38:08They're all divided on this issue.
00:38:10Any one of them could jump in the ring,
00:38:12and if the cage wasn't there, they...
00:38:13Right.
00:38:15It's going to be absolutely incredible.
00:38:16Plus, folks, still to come here tonight
00:38:18on the Sunday Night Slam,
00:38:19an exclusive interview with the WWF champion,
00:38:23Bret the Hitman Hyde.
00:38:24Another title on the line at SummerSlam,
00:38:26the Intercontinental title.
00:38:28Champion Big Daddy Cool,
00:38:29the awesome seven-footer Diesel,
00:38:31puts the belt up for grabs
00:38:32against the former champion,
00:38:34the bad guy Razor Ramon.
00:38:36Now, it's important to note here,
00:38:38wherever Diesel goes,
00:38:39Shawn Michaels goes, and vice versa,
00:38:41which means Razor Ramon needed somebody
00:38:43to watch where Shawn goes.
00:38:45And Razor just didn't go out
00:38:47and get anybody to watch his back.
00:38:49He got NFL Hall of Famer,
00:38:51former Chicago Bear,
00:38:52Sweetness Walter Payton.
00:38:55Tick-tock, tick-tock,
00:38:58yo, Diesel.
00:38:59Time is ticking away for you, chico.
00:39:03SummerSlam,
00:39:05it's just a little over one week away.
00:39:09A short time until the bad guy
00:39:12becomes the two-time intercontinental champion.
00:39:18You all right, Sweetness?
00:39:20That's right.
00:39:21Shawn Michaels,
00:39:22you've been doing a lot of talk,
00:39:24and talk's cheap.
00:39:26I can back my words up.
00:39:29My words are,
00:39:30if you try anything,
00:39:32there will be a vacancy sign
00:39:35hanging in your heartbreak hotel.
00:39:38And number 34,
00:39:42just a quick reminder here,
00:39:43the bad guy is standing by for action next,
00:39:45here tonight on the Sunday Night Slam.
00:39:47He's coming up, so stay with us.
00:39:49Now, another emotionally charged match
00:39:50at SummerSlam
00:39:51pits two former friends against one another.
00:39:54Lex Luger steps into the ring
00:39:56to do battle with the Native American Katonka.
00:39:59We've seen Lex in action here tonight.
00:40:01Another chance meeting with Ted DiBiase.
00:40:03The question still remains,
00:40:06did Lex sell out to the Million Dollar Man?
00:40:08Many of you guys have already given us your opinion
00:40:10on the WWF SummerSlam hotline.
00:40:13If you haven't told us how you feel yet,
00:40:15we'll give you the SummerSlam hotline information
00:40:17a little later on tonight,
00:40:18so you can do that.
00:40:19However, either way,
00:40:20we will all find out at SummerSlam
00:40:23one week from tomorrow.
00:40:24Tag title also on the line at SummerSlam
00:40:27when the Head Shrinkers take on
00:40:28the Million Dollar Dream Team
00:40:31of IRS and Bam Bam Bigelow.
00:40:33You just saw a very impressive victory by those two,
00:40:36but can they hold it together
00:40:37and function as a selfless team
00:40:40when they meet the awesome champions,
00:40:42the Head Shrinkers.
00:40:43Now, there's still more to come on this card,
00:40:45believe it or not,
00:40:46when Alundra Blaze gives the challenger,
00:40:48Bull McConnell, a shot at the goal.
00:40:51This, I gotta believe,
00:40:52will be the greatest WWF women's title match
00:40:54of all time.
00:40:56Plus, you will see what happens
00:40:57when the two ends of the musical spectrum collide.
00:41:00Rap meets country,
00:41:03Double J does battle with Mabel.
00:41:06And the only way you can see
00:41:07this unbelievable night of action
00:41:08is on pay-per-view cable television.
00:41:1123,000 fans snapped up the tickets
00:41:14at the United Center.
00:41:15They are ready for the hottest night of the summer.
00:41:18All you have to do is pick up your phone
00:41:20and call your local cable company.
00:41:22Now, here's your chance to see
00:41:23what everybody's talking about,
00:41:25the new WWF generation on pay-per-view.
00:41:29Right now, let's get you back to ringside
00:41:30with Jim Ross and the Macho Man Randy Savage,
00:41:33because here comes the bad guy, Razor Ramon.
00:41:37Thanks very much, Todd.
00:41:39Great job, as usual.
00:41:40And here comes the bad guy, ladies and gentlemen.
00:41:44On the cutting edge of the new generation
00:41:47here in the WWF.
00:41:48And Macho Man Randy Savage,
00:41:51can you imagine
00:41:52when this music plays
00:41:54in the United Center
00:41:56in just eight days
00:41:57when 23,000 people
00:42:00get their first glimpse
00:42:01of the bad guy
00:42:03and number 34,
00:42:04Walter Payton, together
00:42:06what it's going to sound like.
00:42:08It's going to be electric,
00:42:10no doubt about it.
00:42:11Razor Ramon and sweetness.
00:42:13Walter Payton with Chicago Bear history
00:42:16walking down that aisle.
00:42:18Yeah, I can hardly wait.
00:42:19Eight days away.
00:42:22Razor Ramon will attempt at that time
00:42:25to regain the Intercontinental Championship
00:42:28that he lost amid controversy
00:42:31to Big Daddy Cool Diesel,
00:42:33all seven feet of him.
00:42:35I believe that the heartbreak kid Shawn Michaels
00:42:39is going to be neutralized on the outside
00:42:40by sweetness Walter Payton.
00:42:44Well, Macho Man, you make a very good point,
00:42:46but I'll tell you something.
00:42:47This is not the football, as you well know.
00:42:50This is the WWF,
00:42:51and I think that Walter Payton
00:42:53could be putting himself
00:42:54into a potentially dangerous...
00:42:57Oh, that hurts.
00:42:58Oh, another one.
00:42:59dangerous situation
00:43:00eight days from now
00:43:02in the United Center.
00:43:04It's all right.
00:43:04Walter Payton's been on the gridiron
00:43:06all his life,
00:43:07and this is the squared circle,
00:43:09so there are some similarities.
00:43:11Yes, there are.
00:43:13Todd Becker being manhandled
00:43:15by the bad guy.
00:43:16Going for the ride
00:43:17is young Mr. Becker,
00:43:20and the bad guy looks to be
00:43:21very, very crisp here
00:43:23as he prepares to meet
00:43:25Big Daddy Cool,
00:43:27who we will see later in this broadcast
00:43:30against Big Typhoon.
00:43:33What a lot of great matches
00:43:34on WWF's Sunday Night Slam,
00:43:36and we're only one week
00:43:38from tomorrow night's Summer Slam.
00:43:40Yeah.
00:43:41That's Macho time
00:43:42for us other folks.
00:43:43that's eight days
00:43:44from right now.
00:43:46Or one half of 16 days.
00:43:48Or still eight days
00:43:49from tonight
00:43:50as Razor Ramon
00:43:52has had him out of my version
00:43:54of the abdominal stretcher move.
00:43:56Really effective
00:43:57of the late Wilbur Snyder,
00:43:58and now another...
00:43:59He's got the legs grapevine.
00:44:01Got him tied up there.
00:44:02Pulling back on the head.
00:44:04I wonder if he could control
00:44:06Big Daddy Cool this way.
00:44:08I think if I went up
00:44:09and got an interview with Becker,
00:44:10he'd have anything to say to me.
00:44:12He's slap happy
00:44:13right now.
00:44:14You've got to understand that.
00:44:16He's probably got the giggles.
00:44:19I think Razor knows
00:44:21he is in full control here.
00:44:23There's a little Miami
00:44:24street talk going on here.
00:44:26I can interpret
00:44:27if you want me to.
00:44:29I'll tell you something.
00:44:30Razor Moe's not going to
00:44:31expose anything
00:44:32that we haven't seen,
00:44:34I don't think.
00:44:34I don't think he's going to play
00:44:35any new cards here
00:44:36because he knows
00:44:39Big Daddy Cool Diesel
00:44:40back in the locker room
00:44:41watching this
00:44:42on the monitor
00:44:43as we speak.
00:44:46Hard elbow
00:44:47got Becker in the face.
00:44:50Razor Moe's on
00:44:51cruise control right now.
00:44:52He knows he's eight days
00:44:53away from SummerSlam
00:44:54where he walks down the aisle
00:44:55with sweetness.
00:44:56Walker Payton
00:44:57and where that place
00:44:59erupt the United Center
00:45:00in Chi-Town.
00:45:01It will be
00:45:02unbelievably phenomenal.
00:45:05You know,
00:45:06I think the bad guy
00:45:06made a great choice
00:45:07in selecting
00:45:08Walter Payton
00:45:09to be in his corner
00:45:10because Shawn Michaels
00:45:11we know is very quick.
00:45:13He's speedy.
00:45:14He'll do anything,
00:45:15I think,
00:45:16for the Big Daddy Cool.
00:45:17Oh, my.
00:45:18To keep the
00:45:19Intercontinental Championship
00:45:20and the sweetness
00:45:21has said
00:45:22he will not get involved
00:45:23unless Shawn Michaels
00:45:25does, Macho Man.
00:45:26I talked to sweetness
00:45:27Walter Payton
00:45:28on the phone
00:45:29a couple of days ago
00:45:30and he said
00:45:30that he doesn't mind
00:45:31jumping off sides either.
00:45:34Oh, Todd Becker's
00:45:35going to be
00:45:35going for an in-run here
00:45:38and it's not going
00:45:40to be pleasant,
00:45:40I don't think.
00:45:41Up on top
00:45:42and he's thrilled.
00:45:44Becker's had better days.
00:45:47Well, I'm sure
00:45:47that old Papa Bear
00:45:48himself,
00:45:49George Ellis,
00:45:51will be looking down
00:45:52from the gridiron
00:45:54in the sky
00:45:55eight days from now
00:45:56to see one of
00:45:57the proudest
00:45:57Chicago Bears
00:45:58in the National Football
00:46:00footballer's all-time
00:46:01leading rusher
00:46:01in the United Center.
00:46:04And this is exactly
00:46:06what Big Daddy Cool
00:46:07Diesel must avoid.
00:46:09Oh!
00:46:10Razor's edge.
00:46:12Big Razor Ramon
00:46:13just scored a touchdown.
00:46:17And the battle sounds
00:46:19and Razor Ramon
00:46:21with a very dominant
00:46:23and impressive victory here
00:46:25is ready to regain
00:46:27his intercontinental championship
00:46:30eight days from now
00:46:32at SummerSlam.
00:46:34It is glory.
00:46:36It all is glory.
00:46:38Let's get another report
00:46:39from the WWF super sleuth,
00:46:41Leslie Nielsen.
00:46:43Detectives log,
00:46:44one of the most mysterious
00:46:45superstars of the WWF
00:46:46is missing
00:46:47and they've come to me
00:46:48as the one man
00:46:48with the ability
00:46:49and the know-how
00:46:50to find him.
00:46:51The one man,
00:46:52they say,
00:46:52who can crack down
00:46:54anything.
00:46:55To locate missing persons
00:46:56requires organization,
00:46:58discipline,
00:46:59intelligence.
00:46:59But the most important
00:47:00thing of all is,
00:47:01uh, yeah,
00:47:03Domino's?
00:47:03Send it right up.
00:47:04The most important
00:47:05thing of all is
00:47:06never gonna work
00:47:07on an empty stomach now.
00:47:08Where'd I put my pen?
00:47:10Oh, boy.
00:47:12Oop!
00:47:14Yes!
00:47:14Pizza!
00:47:15Now put it on the desk!
00:47:26Boy,
00:47:26it suddenly got colder
00:47:27out here.
00:47:34I feel like snapping
00:47:36into a Domino's pizza
00:47:37myself.
00:47:38And ladies and gentlemen,
00:47:39still to come,
00:47:40we'll find out
00:47:41what Bret Hart
00:47:42has to say
00:47:42about meeting
00:47:43his own brother
00:47:44inside a steel cage
00:47:45at SummerSlam.
00:47:48We're back,
00:47:49ladies and gentlemen,
00:47:50on the WWF
00:47:51Sunday Night Slam,
00:47:53and you are looking
00:47:54at Abe Knuckleball Schwartz.
00:47:56And even though
00:47:56the WWF superstars
00:47:58are not on strike,
00:47:59the Knuckleball Man is.
00:48:01This guy is crazy.
00:48:03He's playing
00:48:04the entire strike
00:48:05on the fans.
00:48:06I think he's been
00:48:06beat one too many times.
00:48:08...sangible for a moons fall.
00:48:10About ready to come
00:48:11down the aisle.
00:48:12Well, here she comes,
00:48:14ladies and gentlemen.
00:48:14...by her manager,
00:48:17Luna Vashow.
00:48:20From the land
00:48:21of the rising sun,
00:48:24weighing 220 pounds,
00:48:27Bull Nakano.
00:48:31Did you hear that,
00:48:31Macho Man?
00:48:32and 220 pounds?
00:48:34From New Jersey,
00:48:36weighing 123 pounds,
00:48:39Heidi Lee Morgan.
00:48:43Go get him, Heidi Lee.
00:48:45Heidi Lee giving away
00:48:46a lot of weight here,
00:48:47about 97 pounds,
00:48:49as a matter of fact.
00:48:51Heidi Lee was in the finals
00:48:52of the WWF Women's Tournament,
00:48:54won by, of course,
00:48:56the current and reigning
00:48:57WWF champion,
00:48:58Alundra Blaze,
00:49:00who will meet
00:49:00Bull Nakano
00:49:02at SummerSlam,
00:49:04exclusively on pay-per-view.
00:49:06Well, I'm definitely
00:49:07for Heidi Lee Morgan here,
00:49:08because earlier today,
00:49:09I tried to ask out
00:49:11Bull Nakano,
00:49:12Nakano,
00:49:13and Luna Vashon,
00:49:13on a double date,
00:49:14and they refused me.
00:49:15Well, that would have been
00:49:17quite an experience,
00:49:18but, uh...
00:49:18I was looking forward to it.
00:49:20Maybe you got a break.
00:49:22There is the deranged one,
00:49:25Luna Vashon,
00:49:25and look at the size
00:49:26of Bull Nakano,
00:49:29who began training
00:49:30for the professional
00:49:31mat game
00:49:32when she was 12 years of age.
00:49:34Look at this,
00:49:35how did he look at it?
00:49:36One, two,
00:49:37and how embarrassing
00:49:38would this be
00:49:39for Bull to be upset,
00:49:41and I would consider it
00:49:43an upset
00:49:43here tonight
00:49:44on the Sunday Night Slant.
00:49:46I wouldn't have been upset.
00:49:47I would have been
00:49:47very, very happy.
00:49:50Look at these moves.
00:49:52Nice moves.
00:49:53Short arm scissors
00:49:53by Heidi Lee Morgan.
00:49:55Nice takedown
00:49:57of the huge Bull Nakano.
00:49:59That was a good-looking move
00:50:01by a good-looking girl.
00:50:04Luna Vashon,
00:50:05on many occasions,
00:50:07tried to wrestle
00:50:08the WWF Women's Championship
00:50:10away from Alundra Blaze,
00:50:12and we fought
00:50:13when we found out
00:50:13on Monday Night Raw.
00:50:15As a matter of fact,
00:50:15I had the opportunity
00:50:16to talk to the WWF Women's Champion
00:50:19when we found out
00:50:20it was Luna Vashon
00:50:21who was responsible
00:50:23for bringing Bull
00:50:24to the USA.
00:50:25Absolutely.
00:50:26And now,
00:50:27Bull Nakano's got a beat
00:50:29on Alundra Blaze,
00:50:30and Luna Vashon
00:50:31is definitely
00:50:32handcuffed
00:50:33by the situation.
00:50:36Bull Nakano
00:50:38with a hair
00:50:39taking down
00:50:40Heidi Lee Morgan.
00:50:41You know,
00:50:42Alundra Blaze,
00:50:43Macho Man,
00:50:43said that Bull
00:50:44could probably beat
00:50:45most of the men
00:50:46here in the WWF.
00:50:48Yeah,
00:50:48I take offense to that.
00:50:49I know I could beat Bull
00:50:50Nakano,
00:50:51Nakano,
00:50:51at least two out of three falls.
00:50:54Well,
00:50:54I don't know about that.
00:50:56I'll tell you something.
00:50:57This is a very powerful athlete.
00:50:59As I mentioned,
00:51:00she started training
00:51:01for professional wrestling
00:51:02at the age of 12.
00:51:04She already weighed
00:51:05over 150 pounds
00:51:06at 12 years of age
00:51:07and was known in Japan
00:51:09as a real athletic prodigy.
00:51:11She is a major superstar
00:51:13in the land
00:51:13of the rising sun.
00:51:15Well,
00:51:15I didn't know that.
00:51:15Maybe I could beat her
00:51:16three out of five then.
00:51:18A little strength.
00:51:18Awesome strength
00:51:20from this huge woman
00:51:22and her,
00:51:23I'll tell you something,
00:51:24because she is so large,
00:51:25don't think that she
00:51:26doesn't have a gym.
00:51:28I'm worried about
00:51:29Heidi Lee right now.
00:51:30Well,
00:51:30it's over.
00:51:31One,
00:51:31two.
00:51:32Oh,
00:51:32Heidi Lee got the shoulder.
00:51:33I think Bull could
00:51:34have pinned her right there
00:51:35if she would have
00:51:36really wanted to.
00:51:38This may be just a message
00:51:40sent directly to
00:51:42Alundra Blaze,
00:51:43who we know is
00:51:44watching this broadcast
00:51:46here tonight.
00:51:47Both feet together here.
00:51:50Turns Heidi Lee over.
00:51:52This is a version
00:51:53of the Boston Crab here.
00:51:55Get that girl a chair.
00:51:56That's going to hurt
00:51:57Heidi Lee Morgan's back
00:51:58for sure.
00:51:59Look at the angle
00:51:59that Heidi Lee's body
00:52:01has contorted
00:52:02thanks to the power
00:52:04of Bull McConaughey.
00:52:07Muda Bajan
00:52:08running around the rig
00:52:10smelling victory.
00:52:12She's using all 220 pounds
00:52:15to her advantage
00:52:16and the hyperactive
00:52:18Luna Bajan
00:52:19going a little nuts
00:52:21there on the outside.
00:52:23I'll tell you,
00:52:24maybe Alundra Blaze
00:52:25should try to find
00:52:26a Walter Payton.
00:52:28Looks like a sharpshooter.
00:52:30Looks like Bret Hart's
00:52:31sharpshooter there
00:52:32she's trying to go for.
00:52:33I'll guarantee you one thing
00:52:36to the hitman Bret Hart
00:52:37the master of the sharpshooter
00:52:38is coming up
00:52:38in just a little while.
00:52:40Don't go away.
00:52:41You'll be talking
00:52:42to our colleague
00:52:42Ray Ruscio.
00:52:43Look at this maneuver.
00:52:44Oh my.
00:52:45She's got her bib
00:52:46like a pretzel
00:52:47and I quite frankly
00:52:48don't know what to call
00:52:48this maneuver.
00:52:49Please give up
00:52:50Heidi Lee Morgan.
00:52:51Please give up.
00:52:52Heidi Lee's legs
00:52:53are grapevine
00:52:54and then she would
00:52:55pull backwards
00:52:56just showing you
00:52:57just the unbelievable power.
00:53:00One, two.
00:53:03What happened there?
00:53:04It just took her foot off
00:53:05or what?
00:53:05She wants to punish
00:53:06Heidi Lee Morgan
00:53:07some more
00:53:07does Bull Nakano.
00:53:08They're going to have
00:53:09to take Heidi Lee Morgan
00:53:10out of here
00:53:10in two cars.
00:53:14Bull's got a moment.
00:53:16Oh, keep her out
00:53:17of Linda right here.
00:53:18Oh, gosh.
00:53:19Oh, my.
00:53:22Linda Bajan
00:53:23with a look
00:53:25at that look.
00:53:26That's a look of evil.
00:53:27That's the look of love.
00:53:29Love and hate
00:53:30are a real fine line
00:53:31though, let me tell you.
00:53:34Man, I'll tell you something.
00:53:35This is a dangerous
00:53:37predicament
00:53:38for Heidi Lee Morgan
00:53:39to be in
00:53:40and here comes Luna
00:53:41once again
00:53:42grabbing Heidi Lee
00:53:43by the hair
00:53:43and tossing her
00:53:44in the ring
00:53:45right back into the fire.
00:53:47Is it too late
00:53:47to predict that Luna
00:53:48is going to be a factor
00:53:49in this match?
00:53:50I don't think so.
00:53:51and obviously
00:53:53she's been a factor here
00:53:54but how much
00:53:55of a factor
00:53:56will she be
00:53:57come SummerSlam?
00:54:00I'd say Alondra
00:54:01Blaze's
00:54:02World Wrestling Federation
00:54:04Women's Championship
00:54:05is definitely
00:54:06in trouble
00:54:07right now
00:54:08after seeing
00:54:09this bull
00:54:09knocking, knocking,
00:54:10oh.
00:54:11Another submission
00:54:12maneuver applied
00:54:12by Bull
00:54:14on Heidi Lee Morgan
00:54:16and look at Bull
00:54:18she's biting her around
00:54:19that's ground
00:54:19to break the hole.
00:54:23Either that
00:54:23or we got to get her
00:54:24a pizza.
00:54:25Yeah, Domino
00:54:26delivers to Bull
00:54:27two.
00:54:28One, two.
00:54:31This, uh,
00:54:32she has some
00:54:33very unorthodox
00:54:34offensive maneuvers.
00:54:36One, two, again.
00:54:37Tell you, they get
00:54:41too, uh, complacent
00:54:42in there
00:54:43she could end up
00:54:43getting pinned
00:54:44by Heidi Lee Morgan.
00:54:45Look at her
00:54:46bite her again.
00:54:47One, two, three.
00:54:52I think she needs
00:54:53a glass of water
00:54:54with her meal.
00:54:54What do you think?
00:54:55Well, she needs
00:54:57to understand
00:54:58the rules
00:54:58of the WWF
00:55:00and I think
00:55:01Luna has been
00:55:02very proficient
00:55:03and a very good
00:55:04teacher
00:55:04in teaching
00:55:05Bull
00:55:05knocking up
00:55:06how to break
00:55:08the rules
00:55:09another
00:55:09two count
00:55:10but she can
00:55:11roll her shoulders
00:55:11off at any time
00:55:12could Bull
00:55:13Nakano.
00:55:18Irish whip in
00:55:19Heidi Lee
00:55:20tried to catch
00:55:21her
00:55:21and Heidi Lee
00:55:22up and over
00:55:23got her down
00:55:24come on
00:55:24two
00:55:25I would have
00:55:27given anything
00:55:28to see Heidi Lee
00:55:29Morgan beating
00:55:29Bull
00:55:29knocking
00:55:30knocking
00:55:30right there.
00:55:32Nice
00:55:33hip lock
00:55:33take
00:55:33going.
00:55:34Good drop
00:55:34kick.
00:55:34What a drop
00:55:35kick.
00:55:36Heidi Lee's
00:55:37got to take
00:55:37some chances.
00:55:38Call air traffic
00:55:39control right now.
00:55:41Heidi Lee
00:55:41up on top
00:55:42forward for
00:55:43the crossbody.
00:55:44One, two,
00:55:45three, no.
00:55:46Two and a half.
00:55:47So close.
00:55:50That may be
00:55:51what a
00:55:52Lunderblaze
00:55:53has to do.
00:55:54Take a lot of
00:55:54chances to retain
00:55:56her title
00:55:56against
00:55:57Bull
00:55:57Nakano.
00:56:00I think the
00:56:01fact that
00:56:01Heidi Lee
00:56:02Morgan's outweighed
00:56:03by 753 pounds
00:56:04is going to be a
00:56:05factor too here.
00:56:06Well, 97 pounds
00:56:07to be exact.
00:56:09Good suplex there
00:56:10by Bull.
00:56:10and you know when
00:56:12she met
00:56:12a Lunderblaze
00:56:14in that
00:56:14non-title matchup
00:56:15on Monday Night
00:56:16Raw,
00:56:17it got so wild
00:56:18they went outside.
00:56:19Both ladies
00:56:20I think were
00:56:21disqualified
00:56:21or counted out
00:56:22if my memory
00:56:23serves me
00:56:23correctly.
00:56:24Uh-oh.
00:56:25Uh-oh.
00:56:26Boy, this can be
00:56:27dangerous right here.
00:56:27I got a bad
00:56:28feeling right now.
00:56:30Ball on top.
00:56:31There it goes.
00:56:33Do you hear
00:56:34that noise?
00:56:35220 pounds.
00:56:38Man, a lot of
00:56:40what a matchup
00:56:40was going to be
00:56:41at SummerSlam
00:56:42without a doubt.
00:56:43The greatest challenge
00:56:45ever for the
00:56:46WWF Women's Champion
00:56:48when she meets
00:56:49Bull Nakano.
00:57:04All right, Brent.
00:57:25Just last week
00:57:26we heard your brother
00:57:27Owen's comments
00:57:28from inside
00:57:29the 15-foot-high
00:57:30solid steel cage.
00:57:32Now, as a matter
00:57:33of fact,
00:57:33he has stated
00:57:34that he will
00:57:36rattle your cage
00:57:37at SummerSlam.
00:57:38Now, the emotions
00:57:39obviously have to
00:57:40be running high
00:57:41right now
00:57:42in the Hart family.
00:57:43How do you feel?
00:57:46How do I feel?
00:57:56Owen,
00:57:58the lost and
00:57:59confused soul
00:58:00that he is,
00:58:01he won
00:58:03in one match.
00:58:04That's all it was.
00:58:06Let's be honest,
00:58:07Owen,
00:58:07in that one match
00:58:08there was a lot
00:58:10of emotional pride
00:58:11at stake.
00:58:12But the World Wrestling
00:58:14Federation Championship
00:58:15belt,
00:58:16belt, the most coveted
00:58:18championship belt
00:58:19in the whole world
00:58:21was not on the line.
00:58:24It's a whole different
00:58:25ball of wax
00:58:26in a 15-foot-high
00:58:28steel cage match.
00:58:31Everything
00:58:31is on the line.
00:58:34The title
00:58:35is on the line.
00:58:37The family honor
00:58:39is on the line.
00:58:40He wants to call
00:58:42himself
00:58:43the King of Hearts.
00:58:50You know,
00:58:51everybody in my family,
00:58:54my mother,
00:58:55my father,
00:58:57all my brothers
00:58:58and sisters,
00:58:58you're talking
00:58:59about the entire
00:59:01Hart Klan
00:59:02is going to be
00:59:04making that trip
00:59:05down to Chicago
00:59:06in the Summer Slam
00:59:07because they want
00:59:09to be there
00:59:09for one reason,
00:59:11because no matter
00:59:13what happens,
00:59:15it is going to end
00:59:16right there
00:59:18in a 15-foot-high
00:59:19steel cage match.
00:59:21the most dangerous.
00:59:26And this is a match
00:59:27where people,
00:59:27you end careers
00:59:29in this match.
00:59:31And I think it's a shame
00:59:32that it had to come
00:59:34down to this,
00:59:35the two brothers
00:59:36owned flesh and blood
00:59:39that we couldn't work
00:59:39something else
00:59:40a little different
00:59:41than this on.
00:59:42But you know,
00:59:43and I know,
00:59:44that you pushed
00:59:45this to the limit.
00:59:47You're the one
00:59:48that won a 15-foot-high
00:59:49steel cage match,
00:59:50and, brother,
00:59:51you got it.
00:59:53You know,
00:59:54people talk about
00:59:55WrestleMania
00:59:56and that one,
00:59:57that one victory
00:59:58for you
00:59:59that seemed to rocket
01:00:00you up to where you are.
01:00:03But you know,
01:00:04Owen,
01:00:04I maybe took it
01:00:06just a little bit easy
01:00:07on you in WrestleMania X.
01:00:08Maybe I was concentrating
01:00:10on other things.
01:00:13But I'm not going
01:00:14to be looking
01:00:14at anything else
01:00:15but you.
01:00:16And as far as
01:00:17Jim Neidhart goes,
01:00:19I've talked about
01:00:20how fat he was,
01:00:22but I failed to mention
01:00:24that he's really stupid, too.
01:00:28Because,
01:00:29and Owen,
01:00:29you're on the outside
01:00:32of this cage match.
01:00:33You can't do a thing.
01:00:35So, Owen,
01:00:37you know how I look
01:00:38at things?
01:00:39I remember when you
01:00:41were a little baby
01:00:42and you were in the crib
01:00:44and you had your wet
01:00:46diapers on.
01:00:47And I used to climb up.
01:00:50I used to climb up
01:00:51and do, like,
01:00:52a chin-up
01:00:52on your crib
01:00:54and just look at you.
01:00:56And you know,
01:00:57you used to cry.
01:00:59Well,
01:01:00it's going to be
01:01:00the exact same thing
01:01:01in the Summer Slam.
01:01:04I'm going to peer
01:01:04through that bars,
01:01:05that 15-foot-high
01:01:07steel cage match
01:01:08with the World Wrestling
01:01:09Federation Championship
01:01:10belt draped
01:01:11over my shoulder.
01:01:13And, Owen,
01:01:13you're going to cry
01:01:16yourself a river
01:01:17of tears
01:01:19when you get used
01:01:20to the fact
01:01:20that you lost
01:01:21to the excellence
01:01:22of execution.
01:01:24The best there is,
01:01:25the best there was,
01:01:26and the best there ever
01:01:27will be.
01:01:28Brett Hart
01:01:32really ready
01:01:32for the pay-per-view
01:01:34spectacular
01:01:34Summer Slam
01:01:35in eight days.
01:01:36And don't you go away.
01:01:38When we come back,
01:01:39it's Diesel
01:01:39one-on-one
01:01:40with Typhoon.
01:01:46Dad, look.
01:01:47It's Brett the Hitman Hart.
01:01:49You have to be quiet,
01:01:50son.
01:01:51He's getting ready
01:01:51for the big match.
01:01:56Brett!
01:01:58Go get him, champ.
01:02:09Go get him, champ.
01:02:22Wow.
01:02:22Wow.
01:02:28The new generation
01:02:34of the WWF.
01:02:36I like it.
01:02:37You feel the ground
01:02:38shake a little bit?
01:02:40Feel your chair
01:02:40rumbling a little bit?
01:02:42Yes, I do.
01:02:43384 pounds
01:02:45Typhoon being introduced
01:02:47by the Fink,
01:02:49and this is going to be
01:02:50quite a challenge
01:02:51for Big Daddy Cool
01:02:53in this special
01:02:54non-title event.
01:02:56I'll tell you,
01:02:56Typhoon better be up
01:02:57for this one
01:02:58because he's going to be
01:02:59going against Big Daddy Cool
01:03:00Diesel,
01:03:02and he's the closest
01:03:02thing to unbeatable
01:03:03I've ever seen
01:03:04around here.
01:03:06Look at the headlights
01:03:07on high beam.
01:03:10The 18-wheeler
01:03:11revving up
01:03:12that diesel engine
01:03:13led by the man
01:03:15that Walter Payton
01:03:16will have the responsibility
01:03:18of keeping an eye
01:03:19on Shawn Michaels.
01:03:20There you see
01:03:21the seven-foot
01:03:22intercontinental champion.
01:03:26Check out that
01:03:27look of confidence
01:03:28on Diesel.
01:03:29The black and silver.
01:03:31He's coming to the WWF
01:03:32and taking it by a storm.
01:03:34No offense, Typhoon.
01:03:36Black and silver,
01:03:37those Los Angeles Raiders colors.
01:03:41Formerly the Oakland Raiders.
01:03:43Yeah, that's quite a
01:03:45deadly combination there.
01:03:48And part of this, uh...
01:03:50Diesel's got a flair
01:03:51about him,
01:03:51don't you think?
01:03:53I got that.
01:03:54At all four corners,
01:03:55he has a little bit
01:03:56of a sizzle,
01:03:58shall we say.
01:03:59All right.
01:04:00An explosive nature.
01:04:03Check out the heartbreak
01:04:04kid and Diesel.
01:04:05Yeah, they have
01:04:05communicated before,
01:04:07don't you know?
01:04:07Well, we heard from
01:04:10Walter Payton
01:04:11earlier here tonight
01:04:12on the Sunday Night Slam.
01:04:15Typhoon is ready.
01:04:16You can tell by looking at him.
01:04:18Check out what
01:04:18Shawn Michaels'
01:04:19heartbreak kid
01:04:20is doing right now.
01:04:20He's, uh,
01:04:21distracting Typhoon,
01:04:23getting his attention,
01:04:25letting him realize
01:04:26that there's more than
01:04:27one person to deal with here.
01:04:29And Shawn Michaels
01:04:30is the massive disaster
01:04:32when it comes to that.
01:04:34Well, Shawn can certainly
01:04:35be a thorn in one side.
01:04:36And again,
01:04:37Walter Payton
01:04:38will be at ringside
01:04:39in the new United Center.
01:04:42eight days from now.
01:04:44That's the pay-per-view
01:04:45exclusive Summer Slam.
01:04:47Walter's adopted
01:04:48hometown of Chicago.
01:04:50And his responsibility,
01:04:51as we have documented,
01:04:53will be to make sure
01:04:54to neutralize,
01:04:57if you will,
01:04:57Shawn Michaels.
01:04:58And we've got a
01:04:59collar-nobo tie-up here.
01:05:00This is going to be
01:05:01a great test for Diesel.
01:05:02Look at Diesel
01:05:03push Typhoon around.
01:05:05He's got him back
01:05:05in the corner,
01:05:06Typhoon.
01:05:07Six feet,
01:05:08seven and a half,
01:05:09maybe six,
01:05:09eight,
01:05:10384.
01:05:12He's a huge man.
01:05:14Shawn Michaels,
01:05:15you've got something
01:05:16to say to look at that.
01:05:17Diesel man handling
01:05:18Typhoon in the corner.
01:05:19Hard right hands
01:05:20and a forearm
01:05:21by Diesel.
01:05:22A knee to the midsection
01:05:23right there.
01:05:24Diesel really taking it
01:05:25to Typhoon
01:05:26here in the early going.
01:05:27The elbow
01:05:28to the back of the head.
01:05:29and the big,
01:05:30almost 400-pound man
01:05:32is in trouble here.
01:05:33Diesel never ceases
01:05:35to impress me.
01:05:36Boom!
01:05:37Oh, what a shoulder block.
01:05:39Typhoon got a full head
01:05:40of steam up there
01:05:41and he picks up Diesel
01:05:43and slams him.
01:05:44That'll press.
01:05:44One, two,
01:05:45and a...
01:05:46Oh, he got the shoulder up.
01:05:47Scared Shawn Michaels
01:05:48right there, didn't it?
01:05:50Diesel rolling
01:05:50to the outside.
01:05:52Live share Razor Ramon
01:05:54and Walter Payton
01:05:56are watching this one.
01:05:57Razor back in the locker
01:05:58room.
01:05:59I know has not left
01:06:00the arena as of yet.
01:06:02This gives him
01:06:03a great opportunity
01:06:04to scout his opponent
01:06:06at SummerSlam.
01:06:07No doubt about it,
01:06:08you're only talking
01:06:08about the Intercontinental
01:06:09of World Wrestling
01:06:10Federation belt right there
01:06:11and it's for all the marbles
01:06:13come SummerSlay home.
01:06:15Look at that,
01:06:16stepping right over
01:06:16the top rope.
01:06:18I can do that
01:06:18with a ladder.
01:06:20I'll tell you,
01:06:21this guy is...
01:06:23Look at Michael's now.
01:06:24He's distracting him
01:06:25just as he...
01:06:27Is he good at that
01:06:27or is he good at that?
01:06:29He is the best.
01:06:31He distracted Typhoon.
01:06:33Didn't touch him.
01:06:34Verbally distracted
01:06:35and it's long enough.
01:06:36Mercy.
01:06:37Park, shoulder block.
01:06:39Big Diesel went airborne.
01:06:41Just when you think
01:06:42you've seen it all
01:06:43from Diesel,
01:06:44he gives you something else
01:06:45to boggle your mind.
01:06:46It's not to be you, man.
01:06:48Diesel and Razor Ramon
01:06:49in eight days.
01:06:50That's SummerSlam.
01:06:51A rematch.
01:06:52Oh, lateral press one,
01:06:54two, and three.
01:06:55No, it wasn't three.
01:06:56Give Typhoon credit
01:06:57for kicking out.
01:06:58Shawn Michaels still thinks
01:07:00he's in control,
01:07:01though,
01:07:02and I think he's right.
01:07:03Shawn Michaels was instrumental
01:07:05in Diesel upsetting
01:07:09Razor Ramon
01:07:10to win the Intercontinental Championship
01:07:12several months ago.
01:07:14But I want to tell you something.
01:07:15My thoughts go back
01:07:17to the King of the Ring.
01:07:18In my estimation,
01:07:20if Jim the Amble Neidhart
01:07:21had not interfered
01:07:22in the match
01:07:23because of the awesomeness
01:07:25of the jackknife,
01:07:26I believe Diesel
01:07:27would now be
01:07:28the WWF champion.
01:07:30I believe you're right.
01:07:32I'd like to differ
01:07:33with you there,
01:07:33but I believe you're right.
01:07:36That jackknife
01:07:37is an awesome maneuver.
01:07:39I don't know
01:07:39if he can get Typhoon
01:07:41in the jackknife
01:07:42at near 400 pounds,
01:07:44but I wouldn't want to bet
01:07:44against this man.
01:07:45Well, if he does,
01:07:46I'm going to go out
01:07:46and buy him a trophy
01:07:47for the world's toughest person
01:07:49that ever lived
01:07:50in the universe.
01:07:51Well, Typhoon is one issue.
01:07:53I know that the jackknife
01:07:55will accommodate Razor Ramon.
01:07:58Much like we said earlier,
01:07:59Razor's Razor's Edge
01:08:01will be very effective
01:08:02if utilized against Diesel.
01:08:04I wonder what Typhoon said
01:08:05to put Diesel's foot
01:08:06in his mouth.
01:08:08I've done that a few times
01:08:09on several broadcasts.
01:08:11Oh, what a right hand.
01:08:12And another right hand
01:08:13by Typhoon
01:08:14trying to regain
01:08:15some momentum here.
01:08:16but Diesel's taking
01:08:17all he's got.
01:08:18He's not even been
01:08:19knocked off his feet there.
01:08:20Finally,
01:08:21he goes down
01:08:21from the elbow.
01:08:24Typhoon,
01:08:24oh, he missed a leg drop.
01:08:26Diesel's so cool.
01:08:27Big Daddy Cooler's so cool.
01:08:29Typhoon's big offense
01:08:31and Diesel goes,
01:08:32no big whoop,
01:08:32I gotcha.
01:08:33Oh, my.
01:08:37Typhoon reverses Diesel
01:08:38and that waist lock
01:08:39takes him back
01:08:41into the corner
01:08:41using his mass
01:08:43and weight advantage.
01:08:45Irish hit far side.
01:08:46Far side.
01:08:47Well, I'm glad
01:08:48I'm nowhere near the ring.
01:08:49Guaranteed.
01:08:50And he moved the ring
01:08:51that time.
01:08:53Typhoon is again
01:08:54at 384
01:08:55using that size
01:08:56to his advantage.
01:08:57Another Irish whip.
01:08:59Bullhead is deep off.
01:09:00That size 18
01:09:02What a close line.
01:09:05And what a close line.
01:09:06What a
01:09:06Oh, my.
01:09:08It's over.
01:09:10He hooked the leg
01:09:11after two
01:09:13high-impact maneuvers
01:09:14and the seven-foot
01:09:16Intercognitive Champion
01:09:18with a resounding
01:09:19and decisive victory.
01:09:22This is brassness
01:09:23and cockiness
01:09:24at its best
01:09:25or worst,
01:09:26however you want
01:09:26to look at it.
01:09:28Will Walter Payton
01:09:29along with Razor Ramon
01:09:31be able to take
01:09:32some of the cockiness
01:09:33out of that young man
01:09:36Shawn Michaels
01:09:36and wrestle
01:09:38the Intercontinental Championship
01:09:40away from Big Daddy Cool
01:09:42eight days from now
01:09:44at SummerSlam.
01:09:45And Leslie Nielsen
01:09:46will also be in Chicago
01:09:48at the United Center
01:09:49and Macho Man
01:09:50he is standing by.
01:09:55For weeks
01:09:56I've been flying
01:09:56all over the world
01:09:57tracking down
01:09:58every lead I could
01:09:59in my attempt
01:10:01to solve this mystery
01:10:02of The Undertaker
01:10:03but every trail
01:10:07I followed
01:10:08led to another
01:10:09dead end.
01:10:14I don't know
01:10:14what it is
01:10:15but
01:10:15I feel
01:10:17I'm on to something.
01:10:18When we come back
01:10:25we'll check in live
01:10:26at the WWF Studios
01:10:28with Vince McMahon
01:10:29and Jerry the King Lawler
01:10:31and then when we return
01:10:32it will be the awesome
01:10:34man from the dark side
01:10:35The Undertaker
01:10:37Welcome back everyone
01:10:44to our World Wrestling Federation
01:10:45Studios
01:10:46we are live
01:10:47Vince McMahon
01:10:47along with Jerry the King Lawler
01:10:48by the way McMahon
01:10:49I wanted to tell you
01:10:50that suit may come back
01:10:51in style any day now
01:10:52Do you like my forest
01:10:54gum pie?
01:10:54Get a look at this
01:10:54Huh?
01:10:55Huh?
01:10:55Beauty is as beauty does
01:10:56No I think
01:10:57as stupid is as stupid
01:10:58something like that
01:11:00it's a gumpism anyhow
01:11:00and if you have any gumpisms
01:11:02well all you have to do
01:11:03is give us a ring
01:11:05right after all the action
01:11:06as a matter of fact
01:11:06right after this next match
01:11:08pick up the phone
01:11:09and dial the number
01:11:091-800-WWF-8686
01:11:13and you can give
01:11:15the King an earful
01:11:16and I'm sure
01:11:17everyone is going to
01:11:18want to do that
01:11:18let's get back to action
01:11:20now ladies and gentlemen
01:11:20on his way to the ring
01:11:22right now
01:11:22yes he's from the dark side
01:11:23the Million Dollar Man's
01:11:25Undertaker
01:11:26let's take a look
01:11:26The Undertaker
01:11:27Uh oh
01:11:32Turn out the lights
01:11:34the party's over
01:11:35here comes the Million Dollar Man
01:11:37once again
01:11:38with the man
01:11:40that he originally brought
01:11:41to the WWM
01:11:43the awesome man
01:11:45from the dark side
01:11:47The Undertaker
01:11:48I'd like to see
01:12:08The Undertaker
01:12:09versus The Overgiver
01:12:11something
01:12:11Isn't this incredible
01:12:21It's awesome
01:12:22It is
01:12:23You sit and look
01:12:24at this man
01:12:25and you're awestruck
01:12:26and he raises his hands
01:12:28and there will be light
01:12:29We must own
01:12:30every utility company
01:12:32in the world
01:12:32Ladies and gentlemen
01:12:36don't you go away
01:12:38We'll be back
01:12:40in 30 seconds
01:12:41with The Undertaker
01:12:42And we are back
01:12:47ladies and gentlemen
01:12:48there you hear the bell
01:12:49and I'll tell you something
01:12:50you know you think about
01:12:51the pay-per-view exclusive
01:12:52eight days from now
01:12:54SummerSlam
01:12:55as The Undertaker
01:12:56begins his assault
01:12:57here on young
01:12:58Sonny Rogers
01:12:59what is Paul Bear
01:13:01Macho Man
01:13:02going to bring to the ring
01:13:03he says he's going to bring
01:13:04his Undertaker
01:13:05whatever he brings
01:13:06to the ring
01:13:07it's eight days away
01:13:08and I just can't wait
01:13:10the curiosity
01:13:11is just driving me crazy
01:13:13Well if it is
01:13:15an Undertaker
01:13:16and they face off
01:13:17can you imagine
01:13:18the emotion
01:13:20the excitement
01:13:21if they would go
01:13:22face to face
01:13:23in Chicago
01:13:24Amazing
01:13:25to say the least
01:13:27This is an awesome athlete
01:13:30and he has
01:13:31completely assaulted
01:13:32Sonny Rogers
01:13:33who by the way
01:13:34is absolutely
01:13:35no relation
01:13:36to WWF
01:13:37Hall of Famer
01:13:38Nature Boy
01:13:39Buddy Rogers
01:13:40Absolutely
01:13:40no relation
01:13:42I can't help
01:13:44but think about
01:13:44this past Monday night
01:13:45on Raw
01:13:46in the King's Court
01:13:47when the lights
01:13:49went out
01:13:49and after Paul Bearer
01:13:51had been assaulted
01:13:51by The Undertaker
01:13:52and then all of a sudden
01:13:53Paul Bearer's
01:13:54on the outside
01:13:54oh
01:13:55feeling the tombstone
01:13:57right on the money
01:14:00million dollar man
01:14:01Ted DiBiase's money
01:14:02on my head
01:14:03crossed them arms
01:14:05this is history
01:14:07and the million dollar man
01:14:09having a bit of laugh
01:14:11right now
01:14:12he did not laugh
01:14:13as we mentioned
01:14:14earlier today
01:14:15when pressed
01:14:16on the issue
01:14:17as to what really
01:14:18happened
01:14:19in the King's Court
01:14:20last Monday night
01:14:21I'll tell you what
01:14:22last Monday night
01:14:23was an experience
01:14:24for me
01:14:24and I've been having
01:14:25dreams
01:14:26or should I say
01:14:27nightmares
01:14:28since then
01:14:29boy what a situation
01:14:33it's exclusively
01:14:35a pay-per-view
01:14:36I got about
01:14:37a million four hundred
01:14:38thousand loose ends
01:14:39and I hope in eight days
01:14:40I can tie them all together
01:14:41will all the questions
01:14:43be answered
01:14:44eight days from now
01:14:46in Chicago
01:14:48one thing's for sure
01:14:50we've got the right man
01:14:52on the case
01:14:53he's Leslie Nielsen
01:14:54let's go to him
01:14:55right now
01:14:56yeah
01:14:57all right fans
01:14:59Ray Rougeau here
01:14:59The Undertaker
01:15:01mystery is thickening
01:15:02I want to start
01:15:03that over
01:15:03I didn't like it
01:15:04there I was
01:15:05heading poolside
01:15:06trying to catch some rain
01:15:07sorry Ray
01:15:10the girls were
01:15:12feeling macho
01:15:13macho man
01:15:14you're so big
01:15:16easy now girls
01:15:17it's family entertainment
01:15:19yeah
01:15:19I had work to do
01:15:21I was scanning
01:15:22around the globe
01:15:23for clues to the
01:15:24biggest mystery
01:15:25of our time
01:15:25the sun was
01:15:27extremely bright
01:15:28if your deductive
01:15:30capabilities were
01:15:31a fraction of what
01:15:32you profess
01:15:32this incognizable
01:15:34keeper would have
01:15:34been solved by now
01:15:36thank you son
01:15:36right kid
01:15:37and he was right
01:15:39after all this time
01:15:41I'm still tormented
01:15:42by that one
01:15:42burning question
01:15:43how can there
01:15:45be two
01:15:46Undertakers
01:15:47maybe one is
01:15:48corrupt like you
01:15:49police
01:15:50arrest that man
01:15:51I will solve
01:15:55this case
01:15:56at SummerSlam
01:15:57I got to tell you
01:16:01that was a tough
01:16:02day at the pool
01:16:03for the macho man
01:16:04Randy Slam
01:16:05right here
01:16:05you know as they
01:16:06say Randy
01:16:07it was a tough job
01:16:08but somebody's got to
01:16:09do it
01:16:09and if it ever
01:16:10happens again
01:16:10I volunteer my
01:16:11services
01:16:12I'll take that
01:16:13burden
01:16:13you know ladies and
01:16:14gentlemen SummerSlam
01:16:15is only eight days away
01:16:17and there is no doubt
01:16:18in my mind
01:16:19that Leslie Nielsen
01:16:20who by the way
01:16:20will be in Chicago
01:16:22at the new United
01:16:22Center at SummerSlam
01:16:24there is no doubt
01:16:24in my mind
01:16:25that Leslie Nielsen
01:16:26will solve the mystery
01:16:27of the Undertaker
01:16:28inside town
01:16:29yeah
01:16:29folks that just about
01:16:30does it
01:16:31for the macho man
01:16:31and yours truly
01:16:32from here in the arena
01:16:33but when the Sunday
01:16:34Night Slam continues
01:16:35Vince McMahon
01:16:36and Jerry the King Lawler
01:16:38will be taking
01:16:38your calls live
01:16:40so long everybody
01:16:41see ya
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