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00:00Neighbours
00:02Everybody needs good neighbours
00:06With a little understanding
00:10You can find the perfect blend
00:16Neighbours
00:18Neighbours
00:20Should be there for one another
00:24That's when good neighbours become good friends
00:44G'day, Des. Oh, Shane.
00:46Well, mate, this is it. The happiest day of your life, eh?
00:48Yeah.
00:50Hey, you're not thinking of popping over and seeing the bride, are you?
00:52They say it's bad luck if you do that.
00:54No, no, I'm just going for a walk.
00:56I know it's stupid.
00:58I've just got this feeling in my guts
01:00like I'm sure something's gonna go wrong.
01:02Like what?
01:04Don't I?
01:06It's just pre-wetting nerves, mate.
01:08And the fact that your previous attempts at marriage
01:10haven't exactly been successful.
01:12You can say that, are you?
01:14No, I'll tell you what, Des.
01:16If I was in your shoes, I'd be over the moon.
01:18I don't think you realise how lucky you are, mate.
01:20Daphne's a great girl.
01:22Sure is.
01:26Shane, why didn't you ask her to marry her?
01:28I mean, you went out with her for the best part of the year
01:30and they've seemed pretty keen on each other.
01:32I don't really know, Des.
01:34But I'll be honest with you, mate.
01:36If I could turn back the clock, I would.
01:38I'd be standing in your shoes today.
01:40But...
01:42I had my chance and I blew it.
01:44I had to come to terms with that.
01:46Believe me, I've seen what living in the past can do to people.
01:50So, mental hard feelings?
01:54Of course not.
01:56I'm happy for you, both of you.
02:00Besides, you two are made for each other.
02:02Thanks, mate.
02:04Well, I suppose I'd better get on from me jog.
02:08See you in church, mate.
02:10Oh, Des.
02:12Don't be late, mate.
02:14She'll kill you.
02:16Get some more toast over there, Grant.
02:18This is delicious.
02:20Yum.
02:21Ah, we're about to send a search party out for you, Bruiser.
02:24Sorry, I just went for a walk.
02:25Hungry?
02:26No, not really.
02:27Well, you're going to have a good breakfast anyway.
02:29Can't have you getting married on an empty stomach.
02:31Why not?
02:32Eat your cereal, Lucy.
02:34Des, a few months ago, you said you were going to get married to me.
02:37Hang on, you knocked me back, remember?
02:39Did I?
02:40It's too late to change your mind now.
02:41You have to make do with being a flower girl.
02:43That's all right.
02:44All of us at school are jealous because I've been a flower girl twice.
02:47Oh.
02:48At Paul's wedding, Grant said I looked like an angel.
02:51Did she now?
02:54You know, Des, I hope you'll be nice to Daphne
02:57because otherwise she might run out on you like Terry did to Paul.
03:03Thanks, Lucy.
03:04Thanks a lot.
03:06I didn't mean it, Paul.
03:07I just forgot.
03:08Oh, dear.
03:10I'm sorry, Dad.
03:11It's all right, darling.
03:12It's not your fault.
03:13Poor boy.
03:14He's still terribly hurt.
03:16I know he is, but for God's sake, it is ridiculous.
03:19How much longer do we have to carry on pretending nothing ever happened?
03:22Well, we all think about it.
03:23We're not allowed to say anything.
03:24He's got to stop.
03:25He's got to learn to talk about it.
03:26Sorry, Des.
03:27Don't worry, Jim.
03:28Look up.
03:29I might just have a word with him.
03:30Thank you, mate.
03:46Lucy.
03:47Lucy's pretty tackle sometimes, eh?
03:49I'm sorry, mate.
03:50I know I'm being a bit selfish, but all this talk about weddings is bringing back pretty awful memories, you know?
04:01Well, I'm the one who's being selfish.
04:03When I asked you to be my best man, I didn't think what I'd be putting you through.
04:08Paul, if you don't want to do it, I'll understand, really.
04:12I miss out on doing that brilliant speech I've prepared.
04:15No way.
04:16You sure?
04:17Sure, I'm sure.
04:18Anyway, I'd rather be thinking of you and Daphne than me and Terry at the moment.
04:21Good on you.
04:22Good on you.
04:23Anyway, somebody's got to hold your hand.
04:25I'll know what an old woman you are.
04:29Probably scared stiff, aren't you?
04:34See you at 11.30 then.
04:35Okay, bye, Shane.
04:37No problem.
04:38Good.
04:41I hope nothing goes wrong at the coffee shop while you're away.
04:43I've never done anything like that.
04:44Oh, you'll be okay.
04:45It's a breeze most of the time.
04:47I'd put Mike in charge of boiled eggs though if I were you.
04:50Very funny.
04:52There are three golden rules.
04:54Don't cash cheques.
04:55Don't give credit.
04:56And always keep an eye on the door.
04:57Some people would rob you blind.
04:59Really?
05:00Really.
05:01Other than that...
05:04Oh, look, there's Des and Paul.
05:06I wonder where they're going.
05:08Get away from that window.
05:09It's bad luck for the bride to see the groom before the wedding.
05:11They're probably just going for a walk.
05:13Do you think he's nervous?
05:15I thought it was only bad luck if he saw me.
05:17There's no point in tempting fate, is there?
05:19Oh, Zoe, you and your superstitions.
05:21What next?
05:22Something old, something new, something borrowed.
05:27You guessed it.
05:32Where the hell have you been, Dad?
05:33Working.
05:34What's it look like?
05:35Get a move on.
05:36We haven't got much time.
05:37What are you doing?
05:38Manage was supposed to do that.
05:39Well, she didn't.
05:40She just grabbed a purse and shot off.
05:41You know, I've got time to stand around worrying about her.
05:43I've got to have a bath.
05:44You're cutting it a bit fine, aren't you, Dad?
05:46Daphne wants us to leave early.
05:47Yeah, I know, I know.
05:48Have you seen my razor blades?
05:50On the top shelf where they normally are?
05:53Before they got borrowed, you mean?
05:54Never mind.
05:55I'll use a blunt one.
05:56Deming shirt, will you, son?
05:57Oh, fair good idea.
05:58All right.
05:59All right.
06:00Oi!
06:01Oi!
06:02Benny, what did you do in that flaming bathroom?
06:04Having a flaming shave, of course.
06:06Well, hurry up!
06:07Struthie was there when I left.
06:09That's what I like about weddings, Dad, is they always put everyone in such good moods.
06:12Oi!
06:14I'll get it.
06:20Oh, hello, Eileen. Do come in.
06:22You look lovely.
06:23Oh, well, thank you, Helen.
06:24How's Desmond?
06:25Fine.
06:26I thought I'd just pop over and have a few words with him before he takes the plunge,
06:30so to speak.
06:31Yes, of course.
06:32Des?
06:33Yeah?
06:34Come and have a word with your mother.
06:35All right.
06:36I'm probably more nervous than he is.
06:37Silly, isn't it?
06:38Hi, Mum.
06:40Desmond.
06:44You know, Helen, sometimes he looks just like his father.
06:48Really?
06:50I'll leave you to it.
06:56Um...
06:57Desmond, I...
06:58I do know how you feel.
06:59Do you?
07:00Yes.
07:01I know you've been let down and stood up more times than I care to remember.
07:03But I know that Daphne is... Daphne is different, so this time is going to be all right, isn't it?
07:09Yes, Mum.
07:10Actually, I was feeling quite relaxed.
07:11Oh, well, don't relax too much.
07:12I mean, stand up straight, take your hands out of your pockets.
07:13Don't slouch.
07:14Remember your shoulders in front of all those people.
07:15Yes, Mum.
07:16Yes, Mum.
07:17I do hope you're going to be happy, Desmond.
07:18Ah, sorry to intrude, but I do think you should finish this.
07:19I know that Daphne is... Daphne is different, so this time is going to be all right, isn't
07:20it?
07:21Yes, Mum.
07:22Actually, I was feeling quite relaxed.
07:24Oh, well, don't relax too much.
07:25I mean, stand up straight, take your hands out of your pockets.
07:27Don't slouch.
07:28Remember your shoulders in front of all those people.
07:29Yes, Mum.
07:30I do hope you can be happy, Desmond.
07:43Ah, sorry to intrude, but I do think you should finish getting dressed.
07:46Yes.
07:47Yes, yes, of course.
07:48I'll just pop over and see Daphne.
07:51Oh, there's no need for that.
07:52She's all right.
07:53Oh, nonsense, Desmond.
07:54But Zoe's with her.
07:55Desmond, I do know how to conduct myself.
07:57And after all, this is a very special day.
08:02Yes, Mum.
08:08Shoulders.
08:10I've never known anything like it.
08:12A bride with four wedding dresses.
08:14Well, don't blame me.
08:15Because the woman in the boutique near the coffee shop,
08:17I mean, she's the one who said,
08:18take them all home and try them in your own time.
08:20Oh, it was kind of her.
08:22Yeah, I'm sure she cares more about making people happy
08:24than making money.
08:26So I'm happy.
08:27But confused.
08:28Coo!
08:29It's only me!
08:30Uh-uh.
08:31See ya, it's all.
08:32Morning, Eileen.
08:33Daphne.
08:34Zoe, you're not dressed.
08:35What's happening?
08:36What's going on?
08:37Well, that's what we're trying to decide.
08:39I think she ought to wear this one.
08:40Oh, no.
08:41That's far too fussy.
08:42Well, what about this?
08:43No, that's too plain.
08:44Nonsense.
08:45It's elegant.
08:46It's charming.
08:47I wish I could make up my mind.
08:48I was up half the night thinking about it.
08:50Well, when I was a girl,
08:51these decisions would have been made weeks ago.
08:53Can I come in?
08:54Shane, you decide.
08:57Decide what?
08:58Daphne, he's a man.
08:59Exactly.
09:00Well, it's a man I'm getting dressed up for.
09:03Which of these dresses do you think I should wear?
09:06Oh, let me see.
09:08Um...
09:12This one's nice.
09:14No, I don't think so.
09:16Um...
09:19Yeah, that one's nice, but...
09:21Well, I guess the final decision's yours, Daphne.
09:23Well, I won't say another word.
09:25Now, come on, you two.
09:26Let's get a move on, hey?
09:27Look, the car's waiting outside.
09:28Dad's finishing his bath.
09:29This is one wedding I can promise you
09:31where the bride won't be late.
09:32Okay, boss.
09:40Hey, Dad, do you want a cup of tea?
09:42Haven't got time, thanks to you.
09:44God, Dutch, what do you do in that bathroom?
09:46Fall asleep?
09:48The Lord be praised, it's Danny.
09:50Uh, Clive!
09:51Keep it down, will ya?
09:54What can I do for ya?
09:55Not half as much as I can do for you, my son.
09:57Oh, yeah?
09:58How'd you like to make yourself a quick 50 bucks?
10:00Doing what?
10:01One of my regulars has let me down,
10:02and I need you to do a gorilla-gram, the Savo.
10:06I can't, the Savo.
10:07I've gotta go to Des's wedding.
10:09You can go to a wedding any time,
10:10but it's not every day 50 bucks drops into your lap.
10:13I can't, mate.
10:15It wouldn't be right.
10:16All right, 70.
10:17I need a short notice.
10:18It's not the money.
10:19You don't understand.
10:20What about this girl you're so fond of?
10:22Didn't she say she'd do anything for the guy
10:24that could take her up to surface paradise?
10:26Yeah, but...
10:27No buts, Danny.
10:28I am gonna give you 80 dollars,
10:29and remember, this is gonna get you anything.
10:31Danny!
10:32Listen, I think I will have the strength.
10:33I turn me back five minutes.
10:34Bye, Mr. Ramsey.
10:35Lovely day, isn't it?
10:36Depends.
10:37Suddenly I detect a bit of a pong.
10:38Dad.
10:39Real bad pong, in fact.
10:40Clive is just visiting us, Dad.
10:42That's right.
10:43Just dropped in to see Danny.
10:44What about, uh...
10:45Sugar.
10:46And I was gonna do the right thing
10:47and get it for him.
10:48Oh, yeah?
10:49When you've done that,
10:50you can bring me tea to me room.
10:54Hundred bucks.
10:55That's my final offer.
10:56No.
10:57It is out of the question.
10:58Did...
10:59How much did you say?
11:00One hundred big ones.
11:03What?
11:04Right.
11:05You're on.
11:06Look out, surface.
11:07Yeah.
11:08Out for two!
11:09Come on, Danny.
11:10Stop mucking round.
11:11If you missed Dez's wedding, Danny, I'll kill you.
11:24He'll be there.
11:25Don't worry.
11:26We've got it all worked out.
11:27Clive will drop me off.
11:28I'll do my gorilla bit.
11:29He'll do his chicken bit.
11:30I'll pick up Danny.
11:31You can get change in the back of the car
11:32and I'll drop him off at the church.
11:33Perfect.
11:34Better be.
11:35Well, how'd I look, eh?
11:36Gorgeous.
11:37Where's Danny?
11:38Oh, uh...
11:39He went on ahead.
11:40Yeah, well, come on.
11:41We've got to pick up the boy.
12:05Oh, g'day, Zoe.
12:06All set, eh?
12:07Oh, Mr. Ramsey, what a transformation.
12:08Oh, cut it out, son of your suit.
12:09Oh, I only meant that you looked good.
12:10Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
12:11Zoe, you look great.
12:12Yeah.
12:13You wait till you see the bride.
12:14Huh?
12:15Well, boys, what do you think?
12:16Oh.
12:17Not bad.
12:18Not bad at all, eh?
12:19Shane?
12:20Yeah.
12:21Fantastic.
12:22Oh, wait a minute.
12:23Oh, wait a minute.
12:24Oh.
12:25Oh.
12:26Not bad.
12:27Not bad at all, eh?
12:29Shane?
12:30Yeah.
12:31Fantastic.
12:32Oh, wait a minute.
12:34There you go.
12:35That's better.
12:36How are we going for time?
12:37Oh, fine.
12:38Fine.
12:39Reckon we ought to get a move on, bud.
12:41See if you've got nothing better to do, like.
12:43You haven't got anything more important to do, have you, Deb?
12:45No, I don't think so, Zoe.
12:47Let's go, then.
12:55Are you sure Desmond is all right?
12:57Yes.
12:58I think he's just putting on a brave face.
13:00Eileen, it's a wedding, not a funeral.
13:02I don't like it.
13:03He should have been here by now.
13:05No, he shouldn't.
13:06They've still got a few minutes before they do here.
13:07And don't worry, Paul will get them here on time.
13:09Paul said he was taking them to the pub.
13:11Now that is just plain irresponsibility.
13:13I'm sure Paul was just joking.
13:15Yes, of course.
13:16She is the right girl for him, isn't she?
13:18Yes, of course she is.
13:19Because if anybody deserves happiness, it's my Desmond.
13:22I'm sure he'll be happy.
13:23They love each other, and Daphne's a wonderful girl.
13:25She's a wonderful girl.
13:26Yes.
13:27Yes, wonderful.
13:28Wonderful.
13:32Yeah, it would have to rain, wouldn't it?
13:34It's all right, don't worry.
13:35It's just a shower, it's all right.
13:36Hey, you know me, old man borrowed a seat for his wedding.
13:38He did, he did.
13:39Only the bike he borrowed it from was a bit small.
13:41Oh, come on, Max.
13:42It was okay.
13:43As long as he didn't bend over or, you know, wave his arms about.
13:46So what happened?
13:47Don't ask.
13:48No, really, he's about to slip the ring on my mum's finger.
13:52And he's that nervous, he drops the ring.
13:54Oh, no, no, don't tell me.
13:55Yeah, he bends down.
13:57And the strides were that tight.
13:58He couldn't fit on any Grundy's, you see.
14:00So that was his kind of a flash for all to see.
14:03My mum never forgave him.
14:04Well, I'd love to try.
14:05Listen, every time I hear this story, Dad,
14:07it just gets a little bit more over the top.
14:08Yeah, I don't know.
14:09One thing you've got to learn, Shane,
14:10never let the facts get in the way of a good story.
14:14Oh, no.
14:15What's up?
14:16What's the matter?
14:17I knew something like this had happened.
14:18What's the matter?
14:19Danny Ramsey, that's what's the matter.
14:30Get in.
14:32Come on, Danny, get in.
14:34Jenny.
14:35Come on.
14:37I thought you said Clive was going to drive you to the church.
14:39Clive?
14:40I knew you used to her up to Sutton.
14:42I hope you don't think you're coming to my wedding dress like that, Danny.
14:44Shut up!
14:46Danny.
14:47Look, I don't know what you lot are on about.
14:48If you don't shut up, I'll blow your brains out.
14:50Don't make this some sort of joke.
14:51It's not very funny.
14:52Shane, just go.
14:53We're going to be late.
14:54Heaven's what I have to tell you.
14:55This is no joke.
14:56Look, we're on our way to our wedding.
14:57She's a bride.
14:58You don't want us to be late, do you?
14:59What do you want with us, anyway?
15:00Build up, do you?
15:01I don't want to worry about you.
15:02Drive!
15:03No!
15:04Look, we're on our way to our wedding.
15:05She's a bride.
15:06You don't want us to be late, do you?
15:07What do you want with us, anyway?
15:08Build up, do you?
15:09I don't want to worry about you.
15:10Drive!
15:11No!
15:12Look, be reasonable.
15:13Just tell us what you want.
15:14You want me?
15:15Drive!
15:16Look, be reasonable.
15:17Just tell us what you want.
15:18You want me?
15:19Drive!
15:36Remember, Desmond, when you say I do, speak up loudly and clearly.
15:40Yes, Des, that's very important.
15:42Thanks, Jim.
15:43I knew I could rely on you, mate.
15:44Okay, ladies and gentlemen, if you'd like to roll up for the main event, there's soft drinks
15:47and popcorn being served in the foyer.
15:49Oh, really?
15:50Really?
15:51I love you, Desmond.
15:52Good luck.
15:53Thanks for everything, mate.
16:12All right.
16:13Everybody out.
16:14Move it!
16:18You can't just leave us here.
16:20Come on, back up.
16:21How are we supposed to get home?
16:22What about my wedding?
16:26Think yourself lucky, lady.
16:27I might be doing you a big favour.
16:29I'll see you again.
16:31But you won't recognise me, will you?
16:32So long, whacker.
16:42Fruitcake.
16:43Out and out, fruitcake.
16:44What are we gonna do now?
16:45What can we do, love?
16:46Start walking.
16:47Come on, darling.
16:48At least it's not raining.
16:49Oh, my God.
16:50What are we gonna do now?
16:51What can we do, love?
16:53Start walking.
16:56Come on, darling.
17:01At least it's not raining.
17:19Well, this is probably gonna give Des a heart attack.
17:23Yeah.
17:24I wish there was some way we could let him know.
17:26Yeah, you know, I've been through some strange things in my life, Des.
17:29At least you've been tall, but...
17:31Well, at least we've discovered one thing today.
17:33What?
17:34It is bad luck to see the groom before the wedding.
17:37Hey, look, look, look, look!
17:38Hey!
17:39Hey!
17:40Hey!
17:41Hang on.
17:45Right, get in there, you thought.
17:46What's going on?
17:47Thanks, mate.
17:48He left the city emergency.
17:49Well, I'm not going.
17:50We've got a city.
17:51We are now, mate.
17:52Come on, step on it.
17:53We've got a mad gorilla on the loose.
17:58G'day.
18:13Okay, everyone, you can relax.
18:15I'm here.
18:16What the hell happened?
18:17Mate, I can't believe it.
18:18The month of Sundays.
18:19I've probably got time to tell you.
18:20Now, later, eh?
18:21Before you start, mate, it wasn't my fault.
18:22I can't believe what happened.
18:23Watch here, Paul.
18:24I'm here.
18:25Paul?
18:26I'm sorry, Dad.
18:27He's gone.
18:28I'm sorry.
18:29I'm sorry.
18:30I'm here, Paul. I'm here.
18:33Paul?
18:35I'm sorry, Dad.
18:37He's gone.
18:39I'm sorry.
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