00:00I just flew in from New York, and boy is this joke tired!
00:05Okay, well, the plane ride was so bumpy, my in-flight meal actually graduated to first class.
00:16Not pun fans, alright, let's see.
00:21Ah, crap, it's all plain jokes.
00:24Oh, here's one. My stepmom has terminal cancer.
00:29You like the edgy stuff, okay.
00:31Well, if you think that one's funny, my dad's laid up in a hospital bed.
00:36He might never walk again.
00:39And meanwhile, I'm taking gigs like this because there's no money in my true passion.
00:44Independent cinema!
00:47Thank you, thank you.
00:50I was worried I was bombing there for a minute.
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