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A DVD Menu Feature from The Lion King 2 Disc Special Edition
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00:00Welcome to the Timon and Pumbaa Virtual Safari!
00:06Timon? Uh, you mean safaris, don't ya?
00:10Okay, safaris. Sorry, I forgot my ss.
00:14You got your boat adventure?
00:16That's a little wild.
00:18And your jeep safari?
00:20Prepare to be your doom.
00:22Ixnay undi umday.
00:26So, what's it gonna be?
00:28Splash or crash? Cruise or bruise? Float or...?
00:32Watch out!
00:34Your pick!
00:35Okay, we got our safari gear and our cameras, so...
00:38Let's go!
00:48You don't think it's a warthog out there, do you?
00:51It's hard to press buttons with hooves, you know?
00:54It's not a warthog. It's a people.
00:57People have thumbs and fingers and toes, too.
01:00Plenty of articulated digits with which to push buttons.
01:03Go ahead, show him!
01:10Welcome to the nighttime safari jeep tour.
01:13We're going in style this time, folks.
01:15Real luxury.
01:17Watch this.
01:18GPS?
01:19GPS?
01:21DVD?
01:23Emergency bacon?
01:24It's not bacon, it's beacon.
01:26Emergency beacon.
01:27Sorry.
01:29All right, Pumbaa!
01:30Camera's ready?
01:31Let's do it!
01:32Let's do it!
01:36Notice the exotic African wildlife.
01:42Ooh, look! The rhino crossing stopped the jeep.
01:46That red dots us, right?
01:48I think so.
01:49Hmm.
01:50I wonder what that sound is.
01:51I wonder what that sound is.
01:53I wonder what that sound is.
01:54No!
01:55No!
01:56No!
01:57No!
01:58No!
01:59No!
02:00No!
02:01No!
02:02No!
02:03No!
02:04No!
02:05Go!
02:06No!
02:07No!
02:08No!
02:10No!
02:11No!
02:12No!
02:13No!
02:14No!
02:15No!
02:16No!
02:17I'm okay!
02:18Are you okay?
02:19No!
02:20Actually, I feel a little hungry.
02:23Hey, you're in luck. Restaurant roll.
02:25Which one do you want to pick? Your choice.
02:28As long as they got food, Bumba and I will be right at home.
02:31Left looks good. No, right. No, left.
02:34I'm hungry, and I just can't decide.
02:37Geez, now I'm getting hungry. Let's go.
02:45Oh, they've got all my favorites, Simone.
02:47You have a problem. You want to stop it?
02:52I'll have the double-double maggot burger, side of centipedes.
02:56Oh, wait. Can I supersize that to millipedes?
02:59Oh, and some nachos with extra dung beetles.
03:01I'll have the stink bug-locust combo on the leaf,
03:05all the termites, and the weevil on the stick.
03:08The giant one, not the lesser of the two weevils.
03:12Oh, I also want a lice cream cone.
03:15Make that too.
03:15You have a problem. You want to stop it?
03:18What?
03:19He said...
03:20Oh, maybe he means go to the drive-up window.
03:29Great, fine. We'll have to come back here.
03:34Delicious. Mind if I try one of your dung beetles?
03:38No problem.
03:38Oh, yummy.
03:45Delicious.
03:59Human technology, you gotta love it.
04:02What's that?
04:04Uh, I think it's my stomach.
04:06Are you sure?
04:07It's awful loud, even for you.
04:13Stemming!
04:17No! No!
04:18No!
04:18No!
04:18No!
04:18Oh, that was close.
04:30That was really, really close.
04:32Simone, did you know the wildebeest is also called the canoe?
04:37Oh, thank you for the little good tidbit.
04:40We just almost got squished here.
04:42You there, all safe and out of danger.
04:44What do you think?
04:45Which way?
04:46Cave or around the mountain?
04:48Oh, no.
05:00It's really dark in here.
05:02Come on.
05:03Start.
05:03Start.
05:04This is so scary.
05:06At least I have my blight.
05:09My blight always makes me feel better.
05:13That's my tail.
05:14Oops.
05:15Sorry.
05:15Oh, look.
05:16There's some fireflies.
05:18That's weird.
05:19There it is.
05:20Yes.
05:23Ew, ew.
05:25Don't go to get my fur.
05:36Oh, this light's just too bad.
05:38You all seem to have come to an end.
05:41Uh-oh.
05:42What do we do?
05:43Forward, backward, left, right?
05:45There are no arrows on screen.
05:48Oh, great.
05:48So, forward it is.
05:51Hang on, Boomba.
05:53No, no left.
05:54No.
05:55The other left.
05:56Wait.
05:57Turn.
05:58Stop.
05:59No, no, no.
06:00No, no, no.
06:02No, no.
06:03No.
06:05I thought you were driving.
06:08I am.
06:08Okay.
06:13It's over.
06:14It's over.
06:16Oh, sure.
06:17Now they put up the arrows.
06:20Where were they when we needed them?
06:21Maybe they just weren't ready.
06:23So what do you think?
06:24Should we go up or down?
06:26Up, down?
06:27Who cares?
06:28Just help us.
06:29Excuse me.
06:31This is a toll road.
06:32And today's toll is you.
06:34Uh, Boomba, I think we're invited for dinner.
06:48Stay to the right.
06:50It's no right.
06:51Hey!
06:51Would you drop in for dinner?
06:53I think my tusks are coming loose.
07:13Hey!
07:14Maybe I'll have to move the tusk looser.
07:17Oi.
07:17Well, here we are.
07:24Thank you for joining us on the tour.
07:26Please exit to the right.
07:26Make sure you have all your personal belongings.
07:28Be sure to come back and see us real soon.
07:31Uh, Simone, is that all you're going to say?
07:33End of all we went through.
07:35What?
07:36It's just a ride.
07:38That was a ride?
07:39Yeah.
07:40What did you think?
07:41Oh, uh, I knew it was a ride.
07:43Yep.
07:44Mm-hmm.
07:45Want to go on it again?
07:45Ooh, wait.
07:47Let's look at our pictures first.
07:48Oh, yeah.
08:18Welcome to the nighttime safari jeep tour.
08:22We're going in style this time, folks.
08:24Real luxury.
08:26Watch this.
08:27GPS.
08:29DVD.
08:32Emergency bacon.
08:33It's not bacon.
08:34It's beacon.
08:35Emergency beacon.
08:37Rory.
08:38All right, Pumbaa.
08:39Camera's ready?
08:40Let's do it.
08:44Notice the exotic African wildlife.
08:48Oh, look.
08:51A rhino crossing.
08:53Stop the change.
08:55That red dot's us, right?
08:57I think so.
08:59I wonder what that sounds.
09:02A rhino crossing.
09:03I don't write a lot of time.
09:05RYNO!
09:10RYNO!
09:11RYNO!
09:13Go, go!
09:14Give it to me!
09:18I'm okay.
09:26Are you okay?
09:27How do you feel?
09:29Actually, I feel a little hungry.
09:32Hey, you're in luck.
09:33Restaurant roll.
09:34Which one do you want to pick?
09:35Your choice.
09:37As long as they got food,
09:38Pumbaa and I will be right at home.
09:40Left looks good.
09:41No, right.
09:42No, left.
09:43I'm hungry, and I just can't decide.
09:46Geez, now I'm getting hungry.
09:48Let's go.
09:52Yum, yum, yum.
09:54I love fast food.
09:56Ooh, this looks good.
09:58Your cattail on the cob.
10:00Warthog, stouts, and tusks.
10:03Ooh.
10:03Mongoose hot pie?
10:06Ah!
10:07It's us on the menu!
10:09Okay.
10:10We're delighted for our Warthog special.
10:12Pumbaa, get us out of here!
10:15He, he, he, he, he!
10:16It's dinner time!
10:27Human technology.
10:29You got all of it.
10:30What's that?
10:32Uh, I think it's my stomach.
10:34Are you sure?
10:35No, it's not.
10:35It's awful loud, even for you.
10:38Sounds like a...
10:39Sandy!
10:45No, no, no!
10:56Oh, that was close.
10:58That was really, really close.
11:01Simone, did you know the world of the beast is also called the canoe?
11:05Oh, good thank you for the little good tidbit.
11:08We just almost got squished here.
11:10You there, all safe and out of danger.
11:12What do you think?
11:13Which way?
11:14Cave?
11:15Or around the mountain?
11:21The elephant graveyard!
11:23Oh, God!
11:24Hmm.
11:27Ah, looky ears, dinner!
11:30And a psych dish!
11:35Uh-oh!
11:36Hi, Enos!
11:37Let's get out of here!
11:39I agree.
11:40Anywhere!
11:42Get out of here!
11:43Oh, isn't that just too bad?
11:59Your road seems to have come to an end.
12:02What do we do?
12:03Forward, backward, left, right?
12:06There are no arrows on screen.
12:08Oh, great.
12:09So, forward it is.
12:11Hang on, Boomba.
12:14No, left.
12:15No, the other way.
12:17Wait!
12:18George!
12:19Stop!
12:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:26I thought you were driving.
12:28I am.
12:33Okay.
12:34It's over.
12:35It's over.
12:37Oh, sure.
12:38Now they put up the arrows.
12:40Where were they when we needed them?
12:42Maybe they just weren't ready. So what do you think? Should we go up or down?
12:47Up? Down? Who cares? Just help us!
12:50Excuse me, this is a toll road. And today's toll is you.
12:55Uh, well, Ma, I think we're invited for dinner.
13:04Hold on.
13:07No, no, no.
13:08Right. No, no left. No, the other left.
13:14Wait, which way is left again?
13:17Out, hot, tail on fire.
13:19Oh, I can't wait to slice out.
13:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, I go out. Hey, watch it go out.
13:25Oh, oh, oh. Hey, don't be a stranger.
13:33Sorry.
13:38Well, here we are. Thank you for joining us on the tour. Please exit to the right. Make sure you have all your personal belongings. Be sure to come back and see us real soon.
13:47Uh, Simone, is that all you're going to say, Ed, before we went through?
13:51What? It's just a ride.
13:54That was a ride?
13:55Yeah, what did you think?
13:56Oh, uh, I knew it was a ride.
13:59Yep.
14:00Mm-hmm.
14:00Want to go on it again?
14:02Ooh, wait. Let's look at our pictures first.
14:07Ooh.
14:08Welcome aboard our nighttime safari boat tour.
14:37Hello, everyone. My name is Timon. I'll be your skipper today on the Leaky Rust Bucket.
14:44Oh, well. Wave goodbye to your family, folks. You may never see them again.
14:48Of course, if they're like my family, you may prefer that.
14:51Ha! Ha!
14:52Hey, I'm just kidding, Mom.
14:54Anyway, please keep your arms, legs, tusks, and tails in the boat at all times.
14:58Uh-huh. Catch the camera ready?
15:00All ready, Timon!
15:03Ooh, a bums and spire flies. They're very rare.
15:07Oh, and now they're extinct.
15:10But the lesson...
15:12Over on your right, I heard of hippos.
15:17Some of these babies weigh as much as 30 warthogs.
15:20Oh, boy, do they look it.
15:24Except for you, madam.
15:25They look hungry. Maybe we'd better go around them.
15:30Hey, guys, which way? Left or right?
15:32Yeah, it's something. And fast. They're looking at me funny.
15:36Bubba, everyone looks at you funny.
15:39Hurry up and decide, would you? They're twitching their ears.
15:42Now, as we move further downriver, notice these sudden changes in weather.
15:56Very characteristic of the area.
15:59Ah, rain. That feels good.
16:02Very refreshing.
16:02I love this smell of wet Pumbaa in the evening.
16:07It smells like...
16:10Gush!
16:20Pumbaa, you're not scared of a little thunder now, are you?
16:26Mommy!
16:26Uh, Skipper, why didn't you jump out of the boat?
16:32I, uh, I just wanted to show our passengers that the waters are perfectly safe.
16:38Yeah, that's it.
16:42Hey, Jimone, aren't there snakes in this part of the river?
16:46Snakes? Snakes don't swim.
16:48But they can climb.
16:51Ah!
16:52Quick, go around them. Go, go!
16:54How do you know it's in here?
16:56There's no way I'm getting close enough to find out.
17:02Okay, pal, what do you think? Left or right?
17:04Pick left! Pick left!
17:06They can pick whatever they want.
17:07Yeah, but pick left!
17:09Why?
17:09I got a good feeling about it.
17:21Yeah, I must think.
17:23Great choice, Pumbaa.
17:24Sorry.
17:25Sorry, shmari.
17:27We caught on something.
17:28Now what are we gonna do?
17:30Notice the tranquil harmony of the flowing water as it...
17:33As it blows right by us because we're jammed.
17:36Lodged.
17:37Snagged.
17:38As in, not moving.
17:41Sheesh.
17:42Rock the boat.
17:43Run back and forth.
17:44Throw your weight around, you know, to ship the boat.
17:46Hmm, okay.
17:47Now where were we?
17:57Oh, yes.
17:58If you'll all look straight ahead, you can see the knives.
18:01Calm.
18:02Quiet.
18:05Stop!
18:05Show off.
18:14Finally, a little peace.
18:22Completely quiet.
18:23Not a sound.
18:24Not even the sound of the boat.
18:27Remember?
18:28Are we stalled?
18:30No problem.
18:31I got a handle.
18:33Hurry up.
18:33These are alligator-infested waters.
18:35Don't be silly, Timon.
18:37Alligators live in the humid, funky swaths of North America.
18:40No, these tributaries are home to...
18:43Oh, that was a close one.
18:55Oh, I think I'm having chest pains.
18:58I'm feeling gassy.
19:00No.
19:00Hold on.
19:01No.
19:03Tell me that's swamp vapors.
19:06Okay, folks, quickly.
19:08Left or right?
19:09Pick right.
19:09It looks well-ventilated.
19:11Left looks nice, too.
19:21See?
19:22Good choice.
19:23Your skipper knows best.
19:26Notice the calm, pleasant fog bank.
19:29Hmm.
19:30I wonder what that sound is.
19:33It, uh, sounds like...
19:35It's a waterfall!
19:38Oh, sorry!
19:38Skipper knows least!
19:40Ah!
19:40Well, everyone, thanks for joining us.
19:57Please exit to the right.
19:59Did you enjoy yourselves?
20:00Well, if I was Skipper,
20:02I might make some different choices next time.
20:06Okay, everyone, get your thumbs ready to choose your next ride.
20:09Wait, first, let's look at our pictures from the tour.
20:39Bye.
20:40Bye.
20:41Bye.
20:42Bye.
20:43Bye.
20:44Bye.
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