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Alien Outlaw is a 1985 science fiction film where extraterrestrial visitors descend upon a small town during a gun show. The story follows Jesse Jamison as tensions escalate and chaos ensues when the aliens begin targeting locals, creating an urgent struggle for surviva
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00:00:00I once spent a night with a lady who was as fine as could be.
00:00:13When the sun rose, I got on my horse and I was preparing to leave.
00:00:26She couldn't believe I was gone. She told me my words were untrue.
00:00:40She said I must have been telling a lie.
00:00:46Wes, do you have to leave tonight?
00:00:49I should have left this morning.
00:00:51Jesse's gonna be mad as hell at me if I don't get this show to the motel before sunrise.
00:00:55Oh, what's the rush?
00:00:59I was supposed to be there this afternoon.
00:01:04Jesse's not there to perform for at least a couple more days.
00:01:08But I think you're forgetting about practice. You know, one doesn't put on a show like this without...
00:01:24Practice.
00:01:28And then hang around and we'll practice.
00:01:31Oh, baby. We've been practicing all day.
00:01:34It's time to perform.
00:01:37Jesse is going to perform on my skull if I don't get this show on the road.
00:01:42Oh.
00:01:43Don't worry, lover. The show's only booked for a few performances.
00:01:48I'll be back here again before we take it to another part of the country.
00:01:51Another part of the country?
00:01:53And another cabin?
00:01:55Hmm.
00:01:56And another girl?
00:01:57Hmm.
00:01:58Oh, well. Who cares? I'm having a good time.
00:02:02Now, go check the trailer and make sure the doors close tight.
00:02:11When I had spoken my heart
00:02:16Tears had softened her eyes
00:02:22I grabbed the reins
00:02:27Well, how's the door?
00:02:29I'll secure it.
00:02:31Good.
00:02:32Then I guess it's time to go.
00:02:34Too bad.
00:02:36Hope you've had a good time.
00:02:39I'll have.
00:02:41This cabin in these mountains holds some beautiful memories.
00:02:44Does that mean you'll come back up here when I can get away?
00:02:47If you promise to come here every time this show is within 500 miles of this place...
00:02:51You can count on it.
00:02:53I don't believe in horses and boots
00:02:56And I don't believe in yours
00:03:02I said the love of the show
00:03:05Think this thing will get you where you're going?
00:03:08Why is Jesse so cheap?
00:03:11Each act that claims to be the best of its kind should at least have a truck to haul it around in.
00:03:16Could look better PR wise.
00:03:18But for now, we'll just be content on being the best.
00:03:21Is Jesse really that good?
00:03:23The best?
00:03:25There's always someone better.
00:03:27You can make an exception in this case, baby.
00:03:30As far as the planet Earth goes, there ain't a gunslinger on this terrain that can handle weapons better than Jesse Jameson.
00:03:37Well, let's see.
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00:06:55This is crazy.
00:07:05It's got to be here.
00:07:06It's got to be here.
00:07:36It's got to be here.
00:08:06It's got to be here.
00:08:36Now, let's see how sharp those pretty eyes of viewers really are.
00:08:44Now, these things blow up real pretty, and you hit one just right.
00:08:47Let's see a bull's eye.
00:08:51It's all yours, Miss Jessie.
00:08:55Hey, that was great, Jessie.
00:09:01I hope I please.
00:09:02I hope I please you, Sunset.
00:09:07And if the rest of your show is anything like what I've seen this morning, I have no doubt the Diamond theatrical agency will sign you up.
00:09:15Jesse Jameson, you know, Jesse Jameson, the fastest gun on earth.
00:09:23The Diamond booking agency is the diamond booking agency is also the diamond booking agency is also the best.
00:09:33My interview with my interview with Mrs.
00:10:03It's got to be here.
00:10:04It's got to be here.
00:10:05It's got to be all business at once.
00:10:06Hey, and don't forget, it doesn't hurt to look your best.
00:10:09Oh, good morning, thank you.
00:10:13Oh.
00:10:15Oh.
00:10:17Good morning, Frank.
00:10:20hello good morning frank oh good morning jesse my business manager was up late last night
00:10:41yeah i think maybe i got us some bookings show dates get any private bookings frank
00:10:47sounds like you had quite a show date yourself last night oh oh that agent secretary she was
00:10:53pretty frank did you convince her that you were a big time booking agent for the greatest gun show
00:10:58on earth come on for jesse that girl's business she's got a lot of contacts probably a long list
00:11:07of them better go to the health clinic frank oh i'd be writing all this down if it were funny
00:11:13jesse i have something else that isn't funny frank what jesse you've been making money not much
00:11:20and speaking of not much just where is west he's not here yet that's right frank that's just what
00:11:27i mean well he's probably still at his cabin why frank why is he still at his cabin well we don't
00:11:35have a show for two more days jesse i need to practice frank i need my show you'll be here
00:11:42jesse i'm tired i was up late i'm sorry this is the operator you'll have to just charge it to her
00:11:48room and shut up operator sir frank or put it on my bill i mean whoever heard of a hotel operator
00:11:53charging for a room-to-room call i'm not at the motel frank where the hell are you i had an
00:11:58appointment today with the diamond book i had an appointment to have the oil in my car changed
00:12:03oh all right well we'll talk tonight we'll talk when i get back frank fine right now i just want
00:12:07some sleep right now i want you to find out where west's cabin is i cannot put it on your bill
00:12:12well i bet this operator's only 15 and she's wearing some really tight pants sir we were talking about
00:12:18west's cabin this is a public utility west's cabin yeah it's in the mountains well that tells me a lot
00:12:24i know it's in the mountains west has some kind of nasty cabin tucked away in every mountain in the
00:12:29country i want you to find out where this one is go there if you have to i want my show i want it
00:12:34at the motel and i want it tonight call west's uncle you know i like young girls operator i must
00:12:41insist that uh west's uncle alex he'll know where it is frank you call alex okay just let me get some
00:12:48sleep call now frank okay just let me get some sleep call now frank i can't hear you jesse this line
00:12:56is too noisy i'll color your shorts off why have i put up with this for so long
00:13:18now jack that's a nice outfit
00:13:44hey you can't bring it back
00:13:51hey you can't bring it back
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00:14:13good morning miss jameson what's going on here i believe it's about checkout time miss jameson
00:14:37checkout time we're gonna be here for two more days i'm sorry miss jameson no one may be
00:14:43aware of that well you're aware of it now put my bags back in the room i'm terribly sorry miss
00:14:49jameson but we're all filled up and i've already booked this room for the week that's ridiculous
00:14:54you must have another room what about my manager where is he we called him when he was late for
00:14:59checkout time he said he wanted his room for two more nights and didn't he also say that i wanted
00:15:04this room for two more nights apparently you're the victim of bad management miss jameson
00:15:10we're liberal people here we understand i'll have the porter take your bags down to your uh
00:15:16manager's room
00:15:24i'll have the bags in front of 203 take them down to 110 i'm going to lunch
00:15:28i was leaving for lunch what's that i said yes ma'am oh
00:15:42well hop to it i like to see a little hustle out of my employees especially when i'm having to pay
00:15:49the minimum wage carry the bags clean the room swap the deck mop the floor take them up take them down
00:15:59out frank frank frank open the door frank i want to talk to you
00:16:10it's monotonous i'm young i need some excitement around here i'm gonna swing i want to dance
00:16:18frank i have a one o'clock appointment and i need this room
00:16:23frank frank okay frank
00:16:36do you have a passkey
00:16:40no ma'am
00:16:42only the manager has a passkey where is she godzilla's gone to lunch
00:16:53no ma'am
00:17:11never mind me i'm just a porter
00:17:12no ma'am
00:17:21frank
00:17:23dear
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00:17:27beautiful man
00:17:31frank
00:17:33frank
00:17:35wake up sleepyhead
00:17:37get the hell up
00:17:38come and open the door frank
00:17:42he doesn't seem to hear me
00:17:47okay scum open the damn door
00:17:52that was it frank that was your last test
00:17:54better be away from the door now with that winkle
00:17:58oh
00:17:58i've got a package of open all the time
00:18:03thank you
00:18:03stop
00:18:07wake up paul
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00:19:05Hey, Bozo, what are you doing in there?
00:19:19We put the door up to keep the horse there.
00:19:23To keep the door shut.
00:19:28What is this, Halloween?
00:19:35What is this, Halloween?
00:19:37What is this, Halloween?
00:19:59Hi, boys.
00:20:00Hello, Alex. Good to see you.
00:20:02You fellas up here for vacation?
00:20:05Uh-huh.
00:20:10Oh.
00:20:12Yeah, college students always dress more for comfort than they do for working.
00:20:16Oh, she's up here for work.
00:20:18It's a study course from college, I think.
00:20:20Check her out.
00:20:24She's majoring in agriculture and farm resources, I believe.
00:20:28Maybe we should try to help her out and see that she gets the lay of the land, you know?
00:20:33Me?
00:20:35Here.
00:20:40Are you ready?
00:20:41Just a minute.
00:20:42Come on.
00:20:45This all looks a little strange to me.
00:20:48You ready?
00:20:55You boys were looking at the girl, weren't you?
00:20:58Have you noticed she's moved over there?
00:21:00Maybe she's moved over there?
00:21:02There's your rights, under the moon's hand.
00:21:12Damn!
00:21:17Why in the immortal hell, didn't you tell me they were clearing land?
00:21:20clearing land. Are you all right, Alex? Hey, is that the last one, James? I think so, Peter. At least
00:21:26for today. Hello, Alex. Hello, Luger. What you doing? I worked early. Oh, I got a special company
00:21:35coming tonight. I had to go home and clean my house. Well, I tell you what, I can get through
00:21:39cleaning yours and come over and help you clean mine, all right? Looks like you got a college
00:21:43girl to help you clean yours. Oh, hell, she's one of them modern women. She'd rather work out in the
00:21:48garden like a view. Hey, damn. She's crazy, too. I wonder why it is Luger always gets those
00:21:57female students to come up and intern on his farm. But just maybe he's got an earthy sex
00:22:01appeal about it. What do you think? How about you, pal? Who's the special company you're expecting
00:22:06to see? Just the girl my nephew works for. Your nephew, Wes? That's right. Wes? Where in the hell
00:22:14does he find time to work? Every time I hear from that boy, he's shacked up somewhere.
00:22:18Wes's daddy left him so much money, he bought six damn mountain cabins, each one of them
00:22:22in a different part of the country, and he keeps them all stocked with the young lovers.
00:22:26You know what I mean? Hmm. Sounds nice. Yeah. But, uh, who's this woman he works for?
00:22:32Well, I probably should have said worked for instead of works for. I think she's coming
00:22:37up to fire, man. I can't say he doesn't deserve it. Oh, that isn't that Jesse Jameson
00:22:41girl, is it? The one and only. Well, who's Jesse Jameson? Oh, she's the Antiope of the 80s.
00:22:46You never heard of her? The what? She's got a gun show, and it's pretty good, despite the
00:22:50way that my nephew and a lazy manager of hers has handled it. Yeah, but, you know, they do
00:22:56a lot of low-rent stuff, you know, perform for a supermarket, department store grand openings.
00:23:01You know what those things are like. Yeah, but with a little bigger show and a little more
00:23:05range, I think she could hit the big time. She's a fantastic lady, Peter. And she handles
00:23:10a gun like nobody I've ever seen. Well, sounds like old Alex should have us over for dinner
00:23:15tonight, huh? Definitely, definitely. I will on one condition. What's that, Alex? Tell me,
00:23:20where in these damn mountains are you going to find fish big enough for this rig you're
00:23:25carrying? It's big enough for the Loch Ness Monster. This is just for casting practice.
00:23:32I brought it along because I'm in a large tournament next week, and I want to do real good in it.
00:23:37All right. I'll be back in a minute. All right.
00:23:45Why don't you just show him how you hang those big ones, Peter?
00:23:48Okay. Watch this. This man never misses. Buffalo Bill with a fishing rod.
00:23:55What the hell? Oh, I'll tell you one thing. You better be glad you didn't get no skin off
00:24:01my hind end, because I'd sure take some of yours. Maybe you should just show Jesse Jameson
00:24:06how you handle that derod of yours, Peter. Well, so much for the humor. I'll see you boys
00:24:11over at my place for dinner, right? You got it. See you, Alex. Take care, Alex.
00:24:17Alex, won't you take these two turds, we?
00:24:20What's this, you boys, buddy? I'm about ready for a little recreation.
00:24:24Looks like a beautiful day. I can't wait. Let's do it.
00:24:27Hey, James, would you like to go along with us up to the creek for a little, uh, fun and relaxation?
00:24:35Me? Alone with you two?
00:24:37Why not? Besides, you'll get to see Andrew's sunbathe.
00:24:40That's right. Why don't you come on? We can take all our clothes off.
00:24:43I think I'll be safer if I stay here and keep my clothes on.
00:24:47Ah, that's too bad.
00:24:48Hey, James, you stay away from them boys. It ain't no time for a party, and you boys leave here alone.
00:24:54Anyway, I have to work, so maybe next time.
00:24:58Okay, maybe next time.
00:25:00Wow, yes, ma'am.
00:25:01Maybe.
00:25:03Then I'll be back in a minute, I reckon.
00:25:04Y'all just go about your business.
00:25:07Next time, anytime.
00:25:09Wow, yes, ma'am.
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:11See ya.
00:25:12See ya, Danny.
00:25:13See ya.
00:25:13See ya, Danny.
00:25:15Well, it'll be me and you, drink a few beers, do a little fishing.
00:25:20I'll be able to slow a bit to talk to you, ma'am.
00:25:23They're silly.
00:25:31I wonder how they pay the rent for this.
00:25:34Fifty dollars.
00:25:36Small time stuff, yeah.
00:25:41Interesting portfolio, Miss Jameson.
00:25:43Very interesting.
00:25:46You present your credentials quite well.
00:25:50Nevertheless, I've always felt that gun shows and things of that sort are about as exciting as a bowel movement.
00:25:57You know what I mean.
00:25:58Well, no.
00:26:00I've never compared entertainment to a bodily function before.
00:26:03Well, you would if you saw some of the stuff that comes in here.
00:26:07What I'm saying is that acts like gun shows just do not have punch.
00:26:14They lack sparkle, style.
00:26:18You know what I'm saying.
00:26:19I only know you're not talking about my show.
00:26:21Well, the Diamond Booking Agency needs acts with class.
00:26:26We play in places besides mill towns and county fairs.
00:26:32We book acts and talent for some of the most prestigious social events in the country.
00:26:37You are aware of our prestige and reputation in the business, aren't you?
00:26:41That's why I'm here.
00:26:42Of course.
00:26:44And you know it takes a great deal of skillful and well-schooled talent to fill the needs and demands of our clientele.
00:26:51People are asking us to provide entertainment for all types of occasions.
00:26:55Sounds like you need me.
00:26:57We need people with something special.
00:26:59People who can take something as dated and dull as a gun show and turn it into...
00:27:05A momentous event.
00:27:09A momentous event?
00:27:11Now you're talking about my show.
00:27:13Oh, really?
00:27:15Oh, yes.
00:27:16A momentous event.
00:27:18A gun show?
00:27:20Yes, Mrs. Diamond.
00:27:21Your gun show?
00:27:22A momentous event.
00:27:24A momentous event.
00:27:26That's not exactly what I hear.
00:27:29But it's pretty close.
00:27:30And if what my talent scouts and advisors are telling me is true, Miss Jameson,
00:27:36then it's time for your act to move up in the world with us.
00:27:42With the help of the Diamond Booking Agency,
00:27:45you can have not only the best gun show on Earth,
00:27:50but the greatest gun show the Earth has ever seen.
00:27:54We are that big, Miss Jameson.
00:27:57Oh, really?
00:27:58Miss Jameson, with the help of Diamond Booking,
00:28:02you will never have to play one of those backwards performances again.
00:28:14Woo!
00:28:15Woo!
00:28:17This is it!
00:28:19This is great!
00:28:20This is it!
00:28:21I did myself again!
00:28:23We're back to nature!
00:28:25Let me one of those beers!
00:28:27Let's get this old feather out right here!
00:28:33Come on, where's that beer at?
00:28:34I'm coming, I'm coming!
00:28:36Here!
00:28:37Yeah, let me cool that boy off a little bit.
00:28:40Time to get crazy!
00:28:41Get crazy, man.
00:28:42You already look like a lunatic.
00:28:44Oh!
00:28:45Kiss my sword, brother!
00:28:47We're in the country!
00:28:48Come on, it's time to let loose and have a little bit of fun!
00:28:51Damn, you idiot!
00:28:55What the hell's wrong with you?
00:28:57Not this, gumbo!
00:28:58What's wrong with you?
00:28:59I came out here to get loose, enjoy myself, have a little fun!
00:29:02Well, tighten up!
00:29:03I came out here to relax, all right?
00:29:06Relax?
00:29:07This is the jungle, man!
00:29:08Wild beasts, hungry predators!
00:29:10Here!
00:29:10Come on, fire speed around!
00:29:14Loosen up a little bit!
00:29:15Come on, kill some animals!
00:29:17Enjoy yourself!
00:29:17No, I don't feel like making a fool out of myself today, okay, Andrew?
00:29:25I came out here with you to get a little relaxation and a little sun.
00:29:29And on top of that, a lot of peace and quiet.
00:29:32And to practice casting my line, all right?
00:29:35Man, you're already getting dull.
00:29:37We ain't been here ten minutes.
00:29:40Hmm.
00:29:47Sorry, Peter.
00:30:09I won't disturb you anymore, okay?
00:30:11Man.
00:30:12Man.
00:30:21Ha ha!
00:30:23Pick a chance.
00:30:26Thanks, Mr. Clean.
00:30:28Oh, I just really appreciate you picking up my trash.
00:30:33Ha!
00:30:34What can I say?
00:30:38You know, I guess you are pretty good with that thing.
00:30:40I'll tell you, Andrew, I really want to win that tournament next weekend.
00:30:45You know, they're giving away a boat.
00:30:46The grand prize is a boat.
00:30:49You got any chances of winning it?
00:30:51I don't know.
00:30:52I'll be up against a pretty stiff competition.
00:30:55I'm fairly good with that light line, but it's this heavier stuff that gives me the trouble.
00:31:00See, that's why I brought along this 17-pound test line.
00:31:03That's safe for yourself.
00:31:04I need practice.
00:31:04I need lots of practice.
00:31:07Well, practice, practice, practice.
00:31:14They say for now we'll go find some serious targets, though.
00:31:17What?
00:31:19Let's try it over that hill, say, right there.
00:31:21I bet there's a lot of birds over there.
00:31:22So?
00:31:24So?
00:31:25I'm going to let you use my favorite rifle.
00:31:28I'm going to try to bring them down with this baby right here.
00:31:31Bring them down?
00:31:32Birds.
00:31:33Birds.
00:31:34Why?
00:31:36What the hell's wrong with you?
00:31:38I mean, what's your problem?
00:31:40I just don't like killing animals.
00:31:43Crisis.
00:31:43They're just birds, damn it.
00:31:45And there's nothing wrong with knocking off a few damn birds or squirrels or rabbits or whatever.
00:31:51Then enjoy yourself.
00:31:54I could have swore we came up here on vacation.
00:31:57We are.
00:31:58Then when are we going to start having some fun?
00:32:00I am, Andrew.
00:32:01Casting your damn fishing rod.
00:32:03There's some pleasures in life that just can't be defined, and this happens to be one of them.
00:32:08You just had yourself a real blast.
00:32:18Don't kill anything you won't eat.
00:32:20Yes, sir, Mr. Game Warden.
00:32:23I just don't like waste, that's all.
00:32:25Waste?
00:32:27I'd like for you to know that if it wasn't for hunters, there'd be a lot of stinking animals running wild all over the place.
00:32:33So there's just nothing wrong with shooting a few damn birds.
00:32:35But have a good kill, Pioneer.
00:32:37You can bet on it.
00:32:38And tell Daniel Boone I said hello.
00:32:40And beware of redskins.
00:32:42You know there's potential danger behind every tree.
00:32:44I said butt face.
00:32:46You'd be thinking a lot differently if squirrels and other animals weren't kept in control around here.
00:32:50Right.
00:32:51First you want to shoot at targets, next you want to terminate out-of-control squirrels.
00:32:55That's right.
00:32:55Why don't you go ahead and make a big joke about it?
00:32:58But you just remember this.
00:33:00It's people like me who protect people like you.
00:33:04Protect me, Andrew.
00:33:05Protect me from the deadly squirrels.
00:33:07Oh, they're falling out of the sky.
00:33:09The crazed deer.
00:33:10The vicious rabbits.
00:33:12Ah!
00:33:12Here comes a deadly woodpecker.
00:33:14Look out!
00:33:16Jackass.
00:33:17Go on!
00:33:22Acts like a dildo.
00:33:42Big Peter!
00:33:44Peter!
00:33:47Help!
00:33:49Help?
00:33:51Help!
00:33:52Help you kill some poor animal.
00:33:55Why don't you try shooting at something that can shoot back?
00:33:57Shh.
00:33:57Shh.
00:33:58Shh.
00:33:58Shh.
00:33:58Shh.
00:33:59Shh.
00:34:00Shh.
00:34:02Shh.
00:34:03Shh.
00:34:04Shh.
00:34:05Shh.
00:34:06Shh.
00:34:07Shh.
00:34:08Shh.
00:34:09Shh.
00:34:10Shh.
00:34:11Shh.
00:34:12Shh.
00:34:13Shh.
00:34:14Shh.
00:34:15Shh.
00:34:16Andru.
00:34:18Andru!
00:34:18What?
00:34:21God.
00:34:22Andrew!
00:34:23You all right?
00:34:29Andrew!
00:34:30Andrew!
00:34:30Andrew!
00:34:37Andrew!
00:34:37Oh, God!
00:34:44Hey!
00:34:45Hey!
00:34:46Hey!
00:34:51Hey!
00:35:05No!
00:35:14Look!
00:35:44And this gun was given to me by my father.
00:35:54It's a Browning .22 Lever Action.
00:35:56I started shooting with that gun when I was seven years old.
00:35:59Tremendous collection.
00:36:01And you say your show is in transit at the present time?
00:36:03Yes.
00:36:04In good hands, I hope.
00:36:07So, in a week, you will have fulfilled all of your prior commitments, eh, Miss Jameson?
00:36:12Yes, Mrs. Diamond.
00:36:13I wish you could start preparing and organizing your new show with us immediately.
00:36:17But I respect your obligation with other agents.
00:36:21And I am sure you will show the same courtesies to the Diamond Agency.
00:36:25But let me caution you, Miss Jameson.
00:36:28In a week, we will be promoting you big.
00:36:31No more small-town stuff.
00:36:34You will have to stop giving those backwards performances.
00:36:37Well, I certainly don't expect...
00:36:38We will be working on an image, Miss Jameson.
00:36:42Understand?
00:36:42Yes.
00:36:43With the Diamond Booking Agency behind you, the scope of your little gun show will be stretched beyond your imagination.
00:36:52Okay, Mrs. Diamond.
00:37:08After this week, no more backwards performances.
00:37:11Oh, Jesse, I was wondering when you were going to come back.
00:37:24It's a good thing we don't have a show for two more days.
00:37:26Wes isn't here yet.
00:37:27Looks like we'll be going to Alex's place after all.
00:37:34Maid came in and wanted to clean up.
00:37:36I told her not to bother.
00:37:37I needed to sleep after working like I did last night.
00:37:40You know, she saw what she did to the lock.
00:37:45It looks like we're going to be buying a new door, Jesse.
00:37:48Oh, that time and energy I spent last night.
00:37:56And that agent's secretary turns out to be a real loser.
00:38:00You know, she called shortly after you left.
00:38:05Said she couldn't talk her boss into book on us.
00:38:07Not even for one single show.
00:38:09God, that burns me up.
00:38:11Leading me to believe she really had influence.
00:38:15You know, it's amazing how some people abuse a little bit of power.
00:38:19I understand, Frank.
00:38:21I know how you hate being abused by young girls.
00:38:24You know what I mean, Jesse.
00:38:26Yes, I do, Frank.
00:38:27I know exactly what you mean.
00:38:29You mean that you have absolutely nothing booked after this week.
00:38:33And the reason for that is you have no discipline.
00:38:36The only time you ever managed to get anything booked at all is by pure luck.
00:38:40The rest of the time, you use my show to impress some gullible young girl
00:38:45and get her into bed with you.
00:38:46Well, I'm tired of it.
00:38:48Jesse, I am shocked and offended.
00:38:51You're also unemployed.
00:39:04Baby, if you can dance with me
00:39:07We could be lovers, just wait and see.
00:39:10Baby, if you can move in time
00:39:13There's a good chance I'll make you mine
00:39:17Sometimes you're on your own
00:39:20Look around you feel you're not alone
00:39:23Stand out to find someone
00:39:26But somebody else who needs your love
00:39:30Time will not pass you by
00:39:33You need a love to find you
00:39:34You need a love to find you
00:39:37Stop, stop, stop, breath away tonight
00:39:40Come on, come on, come on
00:39:45Baby, if you can dance with me
00:39:49We could be lovers, just wait and see
00:39:52Baby, if you can move in time
00:39:56Stand with the chest I'll make you mine
00:39:59Time will not pass you by
00:40:02You need a love that's true
00:40:04Where's the darn map, Amanda?
00:40:05I don't see it.
00:40:07I know I put it in there, Robert.
00:40:08I'm not lying to you.
00:40:09I can't find it.
00:40:10Well, I know I put it in there.
00:40:12Then where the hell is it?
00:40:13Somebody must have taken it.
00:40:14Nobody drives the darn car but you, Amanda.
00:40:16Well, somebody could have stolen it.
00:40:18Why don't you just admit you left the darn thing at home?
00:40:20I didn't leave it at home.
00:40:21I put it right there in the glove.
00:40:23I don't see it.
00:40:24Warren, help this lady.
00:40:26Right, George.
00:40:27Now I'm going to have to buy a new map.
00:40:29Just fill it up, please.
00:40:30Yes, ma'am.
00:40:31No, Robert.
00:40:32I'll buy the map.
00:40:33You just stay in the car.
00:40:34No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:34No, I'm going to buy the map.
00:40:36No, just shut up, okay?
00:40:37I don't want to...
00:40:37I am going to buy the map.
00:40:38Shut your mouth.
00:40:39I'll buy the darn map, Robert.
00:40:40No, no, you stay in the car.
00:40:41No, I'll pay for the darn map.
00:40:42No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:43I'll buy the map.
00:40:44What do you think you're doing?
00:40:46What do you think you're doing?
00:40:47Come back and get out of here right now.
00:40:49You think that people far enough belong
00:40:51before the car like this
00:40:52wouldn't act like school children?
00:40:54Maturity doesn't necessarily come with age
00:40:56or with money.
00:40:57You said that right, ma'am.
00:41:00A horse trough?
00:41:03Yes, ma'am.
00:41:04We refuel horses as well as cars.
00:41:06Quite an enterprise.
00:41:07I bet we refuel old Alex Thompson's horse
00:41:10more than anybody else's.
00:41:11Alex Thompson?
00:41:12Yes, ma'am.
00:41:13His horse is forever running away
00:41:14and coming down here to eat.
00:41:16That's funny.
00:41:17I'm headed for Alex's house now.
00:41:19You are?
00:41:19Yes, I am.
00:41:20Well, don't eat his cooking.
00:41:22Even his horse can't stand it.
00:41:24Just kiss my butt.
00:41:31Oh, Robert.
00:41:31Shut up, a man ain't getting the car.
00:41:32How much is this map?
00:41:33I believe it's a dollar.
00:41:34There's a dollar down the drain, Amanda.
00:41:36Just kiss my butt, Robert.
00:41:37I know I put it in the glove.
00:41:39Then why wasn't it there?
00:41:40You lose everything right again.
00:41:42Just kiss my butt, Robert.
00:41:43Oh, come on.
00:41:43Cut it.
00:41:44You know.
00:41:44Every time we go on a trip, we go to this.
00:41:46Here, try not to lose this one.
00:41:47What are you complaining about now?
00:41:48I didn't lose the other one.
00:41:49I didn't lose it.
00:41:49Well, it wasn't there.
00:41:50I put it here.
00:41:51Watch, Robert.
00:41:52Watch me put it in the glove.
00:41:53Give me the map.
00:41:54Just give me the map.
00:41:54I'm putting it right here.
00:41:55Do you see?
00:41:55Right here, right here.
00:41:56Go ahead.
00:41:56It's right there.
00:41:57You watch the stupid thing blow out of the window.
00:41:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:41:59Yeah, we're talking about the blowout.
00:41:59And then who's going to blame, huh?
00:42:01Who are you going to blame then?
00:42:02Oh, just shut up.
00:42:02Oh, Robert, I've had it with you.
00:42:03Kiss my butt.
00:42:04Well, make it there.
00:42:06Oh, for God's sake.
00:42:11You're Jesse Jameson, aren't you?
00:42:13Yes, I am.
00:42:14I thought I knew who you were.
00:42:16Alex's nephew works for you, doesn't he?
00:42:18Yes, he does.
00:42:19Alex's nephew.
00:42:21Wes?
00:42:21Warren, just put the lady's gas cap back on, will you?
00:42:30Now, he's right.
00:42:31Wes has been a little something less than an asset working for me.
00:42:34Yeah.
00:42:35I recall Alex saying he hoped working for you might settle his sister's boy down the business.
00:42:40Mm-mm.
00:42:42Hmm.
00:42:42All ready.
00:42:51You know, I saw your show about a year ago, Mrs. Jameson.
00:42:55Sure was good.
00:42:56I feel like every man should have a gun to protect his family.
00:43:00You do?
00:43:00Yes, ma'am.
00:43:01That's funny.
00:43:05I think some people shouldn't even own a water pistol.
00:43:07That's funny.
00:43:07I think some people shouldn't even own a water pistol.
00:43:07You know.
00:43:37Yes.
00:43:47Breezy, Breezy.
00:43:50They're stupid.
00:43:56Three of them.
00:44:07Hello, Jesse.
00:44:17Hello, Alex.
00:44:18Nice to see you again, little Eddie.
00:44:20It's been a long time, Alex. How are you?
00:44:23Fine, thank you. Pretty good for an old mountain man.
00:44:25Oh, you're not old, and you're not a mountain man either.
00:44:28Of course I'm a mountain man. Look around you.
00:44:30This is all right in the middle of the mountains.
00:44:32All I see is the owner of the most popular sporting goods store in the county.
00:44:35But a mountain man at heart.
00:44:37You still living alone up here?
00:44:38Yes, I'm looking forward to your company today.
00:44:41I've fixed up the guest room, and I've invited a couple of young men to dinner.
00:44:45Oh, how young?
00:44:46Well, not too young. Just about right for you.
00:44:49Sounds great.
00:44:50Come on in.
00:44:51First, I'd like to find Wes. Is his cabin very far?
00:44:54Not very far. I haven't seen that boy in years.
00:44:56I'll take you up right after dinner.
00:44:58I need to go now, Alex, and alone.
00:45:00I have some business to finish with Wes. Do you understand?
00:45:03I understand, but can I wait until after dinner?
00:45:06I'm afraid not.
00:45:07Wes was supposed to meet me at a motel yesterday.
00:45:09You know how punctual he is.
00:45:11Yes, I understand.
00:45:12He has a little trouble meeting appointments that don't concern a girl.
00:45:15You said it.
00:45:16And I think he's still shacked up in his cabin.
00:45:18I want to catch him before he leaves, because if he starts down, I came up here for nothing.
00:45:22I understand.
00:45:23Come on in. I'll draw you some directions.
00:45:25Great.
00:45:55Oh, whisper.
00:45:57Look walk me out if I were still with her!
00:45:58You know what?
00:45:59Gibre...
00:46:00Hold my up.
00:46:01We긴 Kick W؟
00:46:02Keepç·Šesti kids young.
00:46:06Ye may be old boy, son.
00:46:08I'll它.
00:46:09You know what is going on.
00:46:10Keep.
00:46:11Keep rigid as high.
00:46:12Keep달 moving right away, Little boy.
00:46:13You know the great.
00:46:15You know it's worth waiting.
00:46:16I'll show you lots.
00:46:17Her name is so good.
00:46:18Hell no suffering is so good.
00:46:23Oh
00:46:42You know that road up to West's cabin is a real rough mountain road. I'm gonna put you in some real transportation
00:46:53Oh
00:46:59What a beautiful animal I thought you'd like him are you gonna let me ride him to Wes's cabin? Well, that's a general idea
00:47:08What's his name?
00:47:10Well, well
00:47:12We call him mr. Stud
00:47:14mr. Stud
00:47:18He's quite a horse I can imagine
00:47:20We'll be burning moonlight pretty soon. I hope you get back before the dinner gets cold
00:47:26Well, let's saddle up mr. Stud. You got it
00:47:50Always some place besides where he's needed
00:48:05Damn it, Wes. That's not funny
00:48:16That you
00:48:18All right, whoever's in there. I'm giving you five seconds to come out and then I'm gonna blow you straight to hell
00:48:24Don't shoot
00:48:30Don't shoot
00:48:31Speak up woman what the devil's going on in there?
00:48:34Are you Jesse Jameson? Come out here and get my autograph get out now
00:48:39Yes, yes, ma'am, but move slowly. Yes, ma'am
00:48:43I
00:48:45I
00:48:47Thought you were them
00:48:49They keep coming by here
00:48:51I wouldn't have fired the gun had I known that
00:48:53You'd known it was me? Damn it woman people kill their best friends that way
00:48:57I didn't think
00:48:58Obviously
00:48:59Are you sure you're alone in there?
00:49:01Yes, ma'am
00:49:03Who did you mistake me for?
00:49:04The monsters
00:49:06The what? Monsters?
00:49:08They look like monsters
00:49:10They
00:49:11Where's Wes?
00:49:12Are you one of his friends?
00:49:15Yes
00:49:16He left last night. Haven't you seen him?
00:49:18He left last night? Are you sure?
00:49:20Yes
00:49:22I was supposed to leave this evening
00:49:24But the monsters were in my car
00:49:26Well, the only thing I want is my show
00:49:28And an explanation from Wes
00:49:30Come on
00:49:31Where are we going?
00:49:32To the sheriff's office
00:49:33You can tell him about your monsters
00:49:35Put your hands down now
00:50:00Good morning, Alex
00:50:01Good morning, Jessie
00:50:02Did you get that little outfit in Paris?
00:50:03I guess the boots do kind of look silly with her
00:50:05I guess the boots do look silly with her
00:50:18Good morning, Alex.
00:50:27Good morning, Jessie.
00:50:29Did you get that little outfit in Paris?
00:50:31I guess the boots do kind of look silly with a bathrobe.
00:50:34Oh, I think it looks kind of cute on you, Alex.
00:50:37What time did you get in last night, lady?
00:50:40You know, I remember you woke me up and said something about the sheriff taking a woman out of Wes's cabin.
00:50:45It was close to midnight, but I'm afraid you're not going to be very happy with me when I tell you what I did.
00:50:50What'd you do?
00:50:51Well, while I was missing our dinner engagement last night, I asked the sheriff to find Wes for me.
00:50:56What's so wrong about that? You needed to find your show.
00:50:59Besides, Peter and Andrew never showed up. They've eaten my cooking before. Pretty bad.
00:51:05But it's another thing.
00:51:06Besides my cooking?
00:51:07No, I mean about Wes.
00:51:09What about him?
00:51:10Well, when they find Wes, I'm going to fire him.
00:51:13I figured that.
00:51:13You did?
00:51:14Of course. And I'm a little disappointed, Jesse.
00:51:17I was sure that you would be. I know he's your nephew and I just...
00:51:20Now, wait a minute.
00:51:21I was disappointed because as an intelligent young lady, you should have fired him a long time ago.
00:51:27Along with that lazy business manager of yours.
00:51:30I sure hope your aim is better than your business son.
00:51:33Oh, get this thing, will you? I've got to get ready for work. Tell me whoever it is I dropped dead or I just left.
00:51:48Hello? Hello?
00:51:53Hello? Hello?
00:51:55Hello?
00:51:55Hello?
00:51:55Hello?
00:51:55Hello?
00:51:55Hello?
00:51:55Hello?
00:51:55Hello?
00:51:56Hello?
00:51:56Hello?
00:51:57Hello?
00:51:57Hello?
00:51:58Hello?
00:51:59Hello?
00:51:59Hello?
00:52:00Hello?
00:52:01Hello?
00:52:01Hello?
00:52:02Hello?
00:52:03Hello?
00:52:04Hello?
00:52:05Hello?
00:52:06Hello?
00:52:07Hello?
00:52:08Hello?
00:52:09Hello?
00:52:10Hello?
00:52:11Hello?
00:52:12Hello?
00:52:13Hello?
00:52:14Hello?
00:52:15Hello?
00:52:16Hello?
00:52:17Hello?
00:52:18Oh, my, you have just all sorts of interesting apparel, don't you?
00:52:29Jessie, please.
00:52:30Okay, Alex.
00:52:32That was the sheriff on the phone.
00:52:34He said some men called and reported finding my show.
00:52:37Good, now get out.
00:52:38But it's odd.
00:52:40They found it not far from here.
00:52:42That woman said Wes left night before last.
00:52:44Now, why would he stop and camp so close to his cabin?
00:52:47Wes is completely irresponsible.
00:52:50Couldn't the sheriff tell you anything?
00:52:52No, the men called in from the car.
00:52:54They're investigating now.
00:52:56I think if it's all right, I'll take Mr. Stud and ride and meet them.
00:53:00Good.
00:53:01Now, get out.
00:53:03Unless, of course, you want to wash my back, which is not a bad idea.
00:53:07How old are you, girl?
00:53:17Jesse Jameis.
00:53:20Hey, I've heard of him.
00:53:26I wonder why whoever did this didn't take that guy's money.
00:53:34Bud, I'm going to follow this trail until the big boys get here.
00:53:37Okay, well, don't go too far.
00:53:39They'll be turning up here any minute.
00:53:40Yeah, I know.
00:53:53Excuse me, miss.
00:53:54We're conducting an investigation here.
00:53:56I'm going to have to ask you to move on along, all right?
00:53:58Where's the rest of my show?
00:54:00Pardon?
00:54:00Half my show's missing.
00:54:02Where's the rest of it?
00:54:03I don't know.
00:54:04The sheriff's not here yet?
00:54:05No, ma'am.
00:54:06He should be here soon, but he had to wait on the coroner.
00:54:09The coroner?
00:54:10Yes, ma'am.
00:54:11They won't be long.
00:54:12The coroner?
00:54:13Oh, ma'am, I'm sorry.
00:54:15Since you were here, I figured he told you.
00:54:18Wes.
00:54:20Where is he?
00:54:21Where is Wes?
00:54:23Over there in the front seat.
00:54:24But I don't think you want to look in there.
00:54:28You're not his girl, are you?
00:54:30No.
00:54:31I'm Jesse Jameis.
00:54:32He worked for me.
00:54:35Sometimes.
00:54:36I'm Jesse Jameis.
00:55:06Hey, what are you doing out there?
00:55:18Well, what the hell does it look like I'm doing?
00:55:21I ain't mowing the yard.
00:55:22I ain't cooking out in the grill.
00:55:24And I sure as hell ain't driving them a Chevrolet.
00:55:27Do you have a permit?
00:55:29What kind of permit?
00:55:30A fishing license.
00:55:32Hey, why don't you come out here and check?
00:55:33Now, look, old man.
00:55:36We're conducting a murder investigation.
00:55:39Now, bring that boat over here.
00:55:40Suck worms.
00:55:42I'm a traveler.
00:55:43Now, wait a minute.
00:55:45Now, listen.
00:55:45There are footprints coming in and out from the water's edge right here.
00:55:50I need to get to the other side to see if the killer came in from over there.
00:55:54There might be a trail to tell us where it came from.
00:55:57Now, if you cooperate, paddle me over to the other side.
00:56:01I won't hassle you, okay?
00:56:04Footprints?
00:56:05Right.
00:56:06They lead to the victim's car.
00:56:08I need to get to the other side to see if I can find out where they came from.
00:56:13Well, what if your killer went on downstream?
00:56:15That's what I need to find out.
00:56:18Hmm.
00:56:20Now, wait a minute.
00:56:21Hey, I don't see no footprints.
00:56:23Now, look.
00:56:26Oh, my God.
00:56:27Yeah!
00:56:30Come in, old one.
00:56:31Matt?
00:56:36Dumbass.
00:56:36Never could you use a walkie-talkie.
00:56:38Come in, old one.
00:56:43Hey.
00:56:44Hey.
00:56:44Hey.
00:56:45Hey.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:47Come on, boy.
00:57:14Let's go.
00:57:15It doesn't feel very safe around here.
00:57:45Let's go.
00:57:47Let's go.
00:57:49Let's go.
00:57:51Let's go.
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00:59:14Let's go.
00:59:15Let's go.
00:59:16Let's go.
00:59:17and now back to more music.
00:59:18Jesse, what's going on?
00:59:20The place is like a booby trap
00:59:22with string and pots and pans.
00:59:24You'll have to forgive my paranoia, Alex.
00:59:27I was afraid I wouldn't be able to sleep
00:59:29without some kind of an alarm.
00:59:30Well, where did you get the idea for this?
00:59:33From an old Western movie?
00:59:35I've never done anything like this before,
00:59:37but I have to get some sleep.
00:59:38I've got a show tomorrow.
00:59:40Jesse, do you think you can do a show
00:59:42with most of your guns stolen?
00:59:44I'd better be able to.
00:59:45The Diamond Agency people
00:59:46will be watching me very carefully.
00:59:49Tomorrow is my final backwoods performance.
00:59:52And if I don't come through
00:59:53and look really good,
00:59:55I'm afraid they'll go back to Mrs. Diamond
00:59:57and there goes my star-studded contract.
01:00:00Well, Jesse, if there's anything
01:00:01you can use in my store,
01:00:03you're more than welcome to it.
01:00:04Thank you, Alex.
01:00:06This is really something.
01:00:08Alex, that thing couldn't breathe
01:00:10when Peter broke the tank tube.
01:00:13Peter thinks they're from another world.
01:00:15From another world?
01:00:16Do you realize how far advanced
01:00:20a person would have to be
01:00:21in order to come in from outer space?
01:00:24It's not rational to think
01:00:26that it would be so barbaric
01:00:28and terrible as the thing that attacks you.
01:00:31If the human race is any example, Alex,
01:00:34then I think it's quite rational.
01:00:36Well, get some sleep, Dal.
01:00:39Good night.
01:00:40Good night.
01:00:40Good night.
01:01:10Oh, excuse me.
01:01:18I'm sorry.
01:01:19It's perfectly all right.
01:01:20Are you looking for Alex?
01:01:21Yeah, is he home?
01:01:22Yeah, go on in.
01:01:23Well, what?
01:01:24What?
01:01:24What?
01:01:24What in the hell is going on around here?
01:01:41I'm sorry about that, Luger.
01:01:43But if any of those young boys had come around,
01:01:47we'd have sure heard them.
01:01:48Well, I'm real, real impressed.
01:01:50Well, how'd you get so tangled up in here?
01:01:53I'm like, damn, they're fine.
01:01:54Your name is Luger?
01:01:56Well, I sure as hell ain't beg for it.
01:01:58Well, come on, help me.
01:01:59Get the hell out of this mess.
01:02:00Now, wait a minute.
01:02:01Wait a minute.
01:02:02You're going the wrong way.
01:02:03You've got to go this way.
01:02:04Wait, wait.
01:02:05I wonder if Mr. Studd came back last night.
01:02:08He wouldn't come here.
01:02:09Why not?
01:02:09Whenever he gets loose,
01:02:11he goes to George's filling station.
01:02:13They feed him like he was an elephant down there.
01:02:15Wait a minute, Luger.
01:02:17Why are you, Luger?
01:02:19Well, I think I'll check on him before I leave.
01:02:21He won't be there.
01:02:22He likes George's food a lot better than he likes mine.
01:02:26By the way, did you finish breakfast?
01:02:28Sure did.
01:02:29It was awful.
01:02:31Now, I've got to get a cook.
01:02:32She sure as hell.
01:02:33I'll help you.
01:02:36Just hold still.
01:02:38Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:40You're pulling that arm.
01:02:41Well, just wait a minute.
01:02:45Mr. Studd?
01:02:51Mr. Studd?
01:02:54He's not there, right?
01:02:56No, he isn't.
01:02:57Yeah, I told you.
01:02:59He knows where the food is.
01:03:01They kept his breakfast.
01:03:15Well, Jessie?
01:03:23Well, Alex?
01:03:24I can't say the last couple of days have been fun.
01:03:27Neither can I.
01:03:28But when things get back to normal,
01:03:30I hope you'll figure this is a good place
01:03:32to spend a few days once in a while.
01:03:33I'm sure that I will, Alex.
01:03:35Of course, I have to come back for Wes's funeral.
01:03:37You're not having guilt feelings
01:03:39about what those monsters are doing, are you?
01:03:42Oh, only a little.
01:03:43You know, running off to protect my career.
01:03:46That kind of thing.
01:03:47Listen, young lady.
01:03:48Your career is important.
01:03:50You're not the police.
01:03:51And it's not your responsibility
01:03:53to go around looking for hobgoblins.
01:03:55Maybe not.
01:03:56I don't know.
01:03:57You know, I just came to work out my credit problem,
01:04:00not to learn some new self-defense technique.
01:04:03Well, we were just stringing you up a little bit, Luger.
01:04:05You sure did look funny.
01:04:07Now, Jesse, drive slow.
01:04:17You've got plenty of time.
01:04:19And when you get to the filling station,
01:04:21be sure and give me a call.
01:04:23I'd like to know if Mr. Studd got in all right.
01:04:25Sure thing, Alex.
01:04:26Hey, gal, girl.
01:04:56Hi.
01:05:03Have you been eating candy?
01:05:06Uh, candy.
01:05:08Uh, yes, ma'am.
01:05:10Looks like a thoroughbred bar.
01:05:15Do you know what this is?
01:05:19It's a motor, ma'am.
01:05:21Do you know what's wrong with this?
01:05:23Oh, you lost a belt.
01:05:29Yeah, your battery will discharge unless you get another one.
01:05:32Do you have another one like it?
01:05:37Uh, let me ask George.
01:05:39George?
01:05:40George?
01:05:40Well, hello again, Mr. Chicken.
01:05:53You ran out on us yesterday.
01:05:56It's okay.
01:05:57I can't blame you.
01:05:59You look good.
01:06:00How are you, Miss Jameson?
01:06:02I'm fine, thank you.
01:06:03Listen, we can't afford to carry all-size belts up here.
01:06:06So we're going to have to do a little doctor in order to get this belt to fit your car.
01:06:09Well, can you just fix something for me so I can drive a few miles?
01:06:12Yes, ma'am.
01:06:13I'll fix you right up.
01:06:15I'll take care of this personally, Miss Jameson.
01:06:18Oh, and could I use your phone?
01:06:20I'd like to call Alex about Mr. Stud.
01:06:22Certainly.
01:06:23Go right inside.
01:06:24Mm-hmm.
01:06:32Ah!
01:06:34That's all right, that's all right.
01:06:35That's all right.
01:07:05Well, no, no, just, well, just, just a little involved there.
01:07:33Well, it took you so long to answer the phone.
01:07:49Uh, uh, well, you can rest assured everything's just fine here.
01:07:54Uh, it's just, it's timing is a little off.
01:07:55You see, I was, uh, well, I was kind of indisposed.
01:07:57Uh, you see, I'm disposed.
01:07:58Lugar?
01:08:02Lugar?
01:08:05Lugar?
01:08:07Lugar?
01:08:10Lugar?
01:08:14What the hell is going on?
01:08:24What's wrong?
01:08:48What's happening?
01:08:54What the hell is it?
01:09:18Just hold on a minute out there, guys.
01:09:31If you want to use the toilet, I'll be out.
01:09:34Get out of here.
01:09:44Get out of here.
01:09:49Get out of here.
01:10:04Mr. Chuck.
01:10:07Oh, no.
01:10:34Run, Luger!
01:10:41Run, Luger!
01:10:53Who's the hole?
01:10:55Run, Luger!
01:10:56Leo!
01:10:57Come on, Alex.
01:10:58You get out of here, boy.
01:11:00Oh, oh!
01:11:01Whoa!
01:11:02Oh, whoa!
01:11:03Whoa!
01:11:04Whoa!
01:11:05Whoa!
01:11:06Whoa!
01:11:07Whoa!
01:11:08Oh, boy!
01:11:09Whoa!
01:11:10Whoa!
01:11:11Whoa!
01:11:12Whoa!
01:11:13Whoa!
01:11:14Whoa!
01:11:15Whoa!
01:11:16Whoa!
01:11:20Whoa!
01:11:21Whoa!
01:11:22Eh!
01:11:23Whoa!
01:11:24Whoa!
01:11:25Whoa!
01:11:26Hurry!
01:11:30Hurry!
01:11:36What?
01:11:37Shhh!
01:11:44Ha ha ha!
01:11:46Ha ha ha ha!
01:11:56Ha ha ha ha!
01:11:58Ha ha ha ha!
01:12:00Ha ha ha ha!
01:12:02Ha ha ha ha!
01:12:04Oh!
01:12:06Gee!
01:12:10Give him hell, Josie!
01:12:14Ready!
01:12:20Aim for the tank!
01:12:24Right on, you devil!
01:12:32Wait a minute!
01:12:34Stop!
01:12:35I mean, really give it to him!
01:12:38I'll get your ammunition!
01:12:40Ha ha ha ha!
01:12:42I pull off!
01:12:49Josie!
01:12:50The horse riding double is just fine.
01:12:52Why don't I come with you?
01:12:53Sorry, Alex.
01:12:54I need to practice.
01:12:57Be careful, girl!
01:12:58Hey, way to go, girl!
01:12:59I appreciate all you want!
01:13:12What happened, Alex?
01:13:28Did your grill catch on fire?
01:13:29Oh, that's good.
01:13:30Just shooting off a few firecrackers.
01:13:32You know that's against the law here.
01:13:34Oh, I feel so much safer now.
01:13:36I mean, now that the cavalry's here.
01:13:38Heh.
01:13:39Oh!
01:13:54Whoa!
01:13:55No!
01:14:25What the fuck is this?
01:14:51Yes, sir, we'll stay position here,
01:14:53but you better get most of your men in this area.
01:14:55That woman is supposedly chasing two of the guys now.
01:14:57One's tank exploded?
01:14:59Uh, I don't know. I don't think they really killed one.
01:15:01You know what fear and panic do to people.
01:15:03I'm sure Alex thought the woman shot one of them, though.
01:15:05No body near the tank?
01:15:06Uh, no, sir, no body, just a fire.
01:15:09And I was a fireman for seven years.
01:15:11I know what burning flesh smells like.
01:15:13There's nothing here. The killer got away.
01:15:16It was monstrous.
01:15:18Bigger than you and me both.
01:15:20Well, maybe you and him, but I mean, not me and you.
01:15:23I mean, it wasn't that big.
01:15:24Luger, you're not normal.
01:15:25Well, I resent that.
01:15:27It was a terrible looking thing.
01:15:29Ugly as hell.
01:15:31Yes, sir.
01:15:32Double ugly. Seven feet tall, at least.
01:15:35Yes, sir.
01:15:36Oh, the hell with him, Alex.
01:15:38It's obvious that he doesn't believe us.
01:15:40Well, now, wait a minute now, fellas.
01:15:42I mean, maybe the policeman won't believe us
01:15:44when that thing walks up and bites him on the ass.
01:15:48Hey, look, shouldn't you be in bed with that foot of yours?
01:15:51You think we're crazy with our monster stories, don't you?
01:15:54Well, I...
01:15:55Well, it is crazy. I know. I don't understand it.
01:15:58I mean, who are they?
01:16:00Where did they come from?
01:16:02What's their game, huh?
01:16:04We're their game.
01:16:06And if we don't do something besides stand around talking about it,
01:16:10we're in trouble.
01:16:11Spaceman.
01:16:12Coming up out of the water, huh?
01:16:14Well, now, actually, he come at me through a toilet window.
01:16:17Yes, sir.
01:16:18Coming out of the water?
01:16:19We didn't say anything about coming up out of the water.
01:16:22Look, I was just kidding.
01:16:23Kidding? Why are you kidding? This is serious, boy.
01:16:26Now, they're supposed to be dressed like...
01:16:28But wait a minute.
01:16:29You know, they may have come out of the water.
01:16:32What?
01:16:33Well, then it would be obvious where their spaceship is.
01:16:37Oh, yeah, sure.
01:16:39I can't believe you wouldn't have at least checked that out.
01:16:43What is he talking about?
01:16:56What is he talking about?
01:16:57That's true.
01:16:58How did he cough out of the water?
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01:17:01Veryoin.
01:17:02Go!
01:17:03Go!
01:17:04You can't do it!
01:17:04Go!
01:17:06Soioh walked out of the water.
01:17:07There are an army of tourists here.
01:17:09Go!
01:17:22Three little bullets.
01:17:38Jesse, you've got to stop giving these backwards performances.
01:17:52Hey, Peter, do you really think there's a spaceship out there?
01:17:58I know there is, Luger.
01:18:00I'm going to get a shot there.
01:18:02I'd think you were crazy if I didn't know what happened to Jesse.
01:18:06Grab the shotgun, Alex. Come on, we're losing time.
01:18:09You know, just like a revenue, you know what I mean?
01:18:10You'll be just like blowing up a steel.
01:18:12You stay here, Luger.
01:18:14Why, stay here? Wait a minute. I mean, I want that rich.
01:18:17But I wanted to get a veggie.
01:18:25Oh, shit.
01:18:47Oh, shit.
01:19:17If your crazy theory is true,
01:19:22I have serious doubt as to our ability to blow up anything
01:19:26that came God knows how far to get here.
01:19:29We can sure give it a try.
01:19:31You know, I think we should be out looking for Jesse.
01:20:00I'm not too sure we're doing the right thing at all.
01:20:03Alex, I wish you'd stop doubting me.
01:20:05You're beginning to sound like the police.
01:20:06Listen, can you handle that stuff?
01:20:09Look, have a little faith.
01:20:10I have very little faith.
01:20:12I'm not too sure you know how to handle that stuff.
01:20:15Well, I do.
01:20:15It takes somebody that's been studying it, you know.
01:20:19What'd you bring the fishing rod for?
01:20:21Well, you're good with it.
01:20:23I brought what was there.
01:20:24What are you going to do?
01:20:25Is this the spot?
01:20:26It looks like it.
01:20:30Here, I'm going to take the line and run it back over there
01:20:33along with the box.
01:20:34Hang on there.
01:20:41Hold the wire.
01:20:44Peter, you better know what you're doing, boy.
01:20:47Hold it.
01:21:04Peter, when you're working with powder, you have to do it in the right sequence.
01:21:31Now, are you sure you got it in the right order?
01:21:34Hey, Alex, look!
01:21:36Hey, Jesse!
01:21:38Jesse!
01:21:39Over here!
01:21:40Hey!
01:21:41Quiet, Peter.
01:21:42You'll wake up your monster.
01:21:43Don't worry about a thing, Jesse.
01:21:45We've got everything under control right here.
01:21:47Peter, you make too much noise to be a good hunter.
01:21:55Oh, hell.
01:22:04You see the dead one now, Jesse?
01:22:05I got him!
01:22:06You better be mad.
01:22:07Well, come on.
01:22:08It's not working, Alex.
01:22:09I knew you didn't know what you were doing.
01:22:10I knew you didn't know what you were doing.
01:22:14I knew you didn't know what you were.
01:22:17It's not working, Alex.
01:22:20I knew you didn't know what you were doing.
01:22:47Alex!
01:22:55Alex!
01:23:04Alex!
01:23:11Let me have that gun.
01:23:12Alex, no.
01:23:13I think I can get it.
01:23:14There are only three bullets.
01:23:17Please, Alex.
01:23:20Get him in a hurry.
01:23:21He's killing Peter.
01:23:23Alex!
01:23:38Hang on, Peter!
01:23:47You'll take him, all right.
01:23:48Shoot him!
01:23:49You can hit him!
01:23:50Shoot him!
01:23:51Shoot him!
01:23:52Shoot him!
01:23:53Shoot him!
01:23:54You can hit him!
01:23:55Shoot him!
01:23:56Shoot him!
01:23:57Shoot him, Jesse!
01:23:58I'm sorry, Peter.
01:23:59I just can't do it.
01:24:00Kill him!
01:24:01Kill him!
01:24:02I'm sorry, Peter.
01:24:03I just can't do it.
01:24:04Kill him!
01:24:05Kill him before he kills me!
01:24:07Keep your courage up.
01:24:08You'll take him.
01:24:09I just have three bullets left, Alex.
01:24:11Even if I'm faster, it'll never take him down.
01:24:14I wish he could just back up and walk away.
01:24:17You're not gonna do it.
01:24:19I think he wants you to holster your gun, Jesse.
01:24:23Maybe he just wants you to get away.
01:24:25If he puts his gun away, you'll holster yours.
01:24:27It's suicide!
01:24:28Don't do it, Jesse!
01:24:29Don't!
01:24:30It's not worth it, Jesse.
01:24:31No!
01:24:32How about that?
01:24:34Bilateral disarmament.
01:24:36No!
01:24:37No!
01:24:38No!
01:24:39No!
01:24:40No!
01:24:41No!
01:24:42No!
01:24:43No!
01:24:44No!
01:24:45No!
01:24:46No!
01:24:47No!
01:24:48Well, how about that?
01:24:51Bilateral disarmament.
01:25:06Aim for the tanks, Jessie.
01:25:09Look at him, Alex.
01:25:11He remembers what happened at your house.
01:25:14He'll never turn it back to me.
01:25:16He don't have to.
01:25:36You can take him, Jessie.
01:25:39But I've never been fast, Alex.
01:25:41You don't have to be fast to be good, and you're good.
01:25:44I've never been fast.
01:25:53Aim careful, Jessie.
01:25:55I want to watch him die.
01:25:58I want to see more.
01:26:09Alex!
01:26:18Alex!
01:26:20Jessie!
01:26:21Dynamite!
01:26:24Come on to hell, Jessie!
01:26:28You ain't careful.
01:26:58I knew I'd watch that bastard burn.
01:27:01I'm distracted.
01:27:02Now I'll never know who's the fastest.
01:27:03That's all right, boy.
01:27:04Now you know who's the best.
01:27:05That's all right, boy.
01:27:06Now you know who's the best.
01:27:07That's all right, boy.
01:27:08Now you know who's the best.
01:27:13I'm distracted.
01:27:14Now I'll never know who's the fastest.
01:27:18That's all right, boy.
01:27:19Now you know who's the best.
01:27:20Now you know who's the best.
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