- 4 months ago
The four friends Bibiana, Claudio, Harald, and Tamara separated in 1992, but promised themselves to meet each other again on the 30th birthday of each of them.
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00:00:30Hello?
00:00:35No.
00:00:54Running, reading, going out, staying in.
00:01:00The countryside, films, if they're good, intelligent, of course, kind, pretty, I suppose, but it's not critical.
00:01:13Someone you can really talk to.
00:01:21I think communication is key.
00:01:22I came from Moscow, and I'm looking for a perfect husband.
00:01:49I'm older than me, about five years.
00:01:52I don't want anything to stop.
00:01:55I don't like stingy men.
00:01:57Good passion, good looking.
00:02:01You care about family, who loves children.
00:02:03Smooth with my friends.
00:02:04I do wild things.
00:02:05I'm actually looking for somebody who could control that.
00:02:07I like Earth, Wind, and Fire, my favorite group.
00:02:11Welcome to the one and only beautiful girl in the world.
00:02:18Okay.
00:02:19When you think about it, England is just a small island.
00:02:23I mean, I know that gives you about 20 million girls to choose from, but if you live in a small town and you work long hours, you're just not going to get the chance to meet them all.
00:02:30I suppose I never really believed in that stuff about falling in love with the girl next door.
00:02:37I mean, for a start, I never had a girl next door.
00:02:40But where does it say that you have to meet the love of your life in the local supermarket?
00:02:44We all have someone in our past who, one skeleton, if you like.
00:02:58We've all got at least one person, as it were, under the patio.
00:03:02Not literally, of course.
00:03:06I should say that some people on the face of it might not understand what I'm doing.
00:03:11They might think it was a bit sad.
00:03:14I think it's quite a brave move.
00:03:18Quite a brave, reasonable thing to do.
00:03:21Please, flight 236 from Moscow has now landed.
00:03:41And passengers are disembarking at gate 7.
00:03:44They're saying they're from me as a home.
00:03:48I'll show you when you have to do this.
00:03:58Oh, yeah.
00:04:00Oh, God.
00:04:01You're normal.
00:04:02You feel like that?
00:04:03Oh, slow.
00:04:04Let's go.
00:04:18Oh, God.
00:04:40Oh, dear.
00:04:48I'm John.
00:04:55Right.
00:04:57Is that everything?
00:04:59Yes.
00:05:10It's about 40 miles from here.
00:05:12I don't know if you've had a chance to look at that.
00:05:14Close to London.
00:05:16Well, it's a city in itself.
00:05:19I'm having a problem with ants.
00:05:21It's warmer weather.
00:05:23I can't seem to find the nest.
00:05:26This is strange, isn't it?
00:05:31Yes.
00:05:32I mean ants.
00:05:33I'm having a problem with ants.
00:05:37Honestly.
00:05:42Looks like it might rain.
00:05:47So, you're a smoker.
00:05:49I thought you were a non-smoker.
00:05:51Sorry.
00:05:52Do you understand what I'm saying?
00:05:53Yes.
00:05:54Good, good.
00:05:55Or should I speak slower?
00:05:56Yes.
00:05:59Do you follow or should I speak slower?
00:06:01Yes.
00:06:02Yes.
00:06:06Um.
00:06:08Are you a giraffe?
00:06:11Yes.
00:06:16Oh, Jesus.
00:06:18Jesus Christ.
00:06:19Yes.
00:06:28Mom.
00:06:31Mom.
00:06:33Mom.
00:06:39Mom.
00:06:41Mom.
00:06:43Mom.
00:06:44Yes!
00:06:45Yes!
00:06:54Yes!
00:06:55Oh, God!
00:07:14This is John Buckingham from St Albans.
00:07:35I need to speak to you absolutely urgently.
00:07:42It's been a mistake.
00:07:44She doesn't speak English.
00:07:45Repeat, she does not speak English.
00:07:48Please call me back as soon as possible.
00:07:50It's critical.
00:07:56Ooh.
00:08:12A few weeks ago.
00:08:27your letters were in English
00:08:54good English
00:08:56you said you'd studied English
00:09:11well I can't take that I can't take that I'm not really a ring guy
00:09:24please
00:09:26okay
00:09:27that's no big deal
00:09:29yeah
00:09:31thank you
00:09:33thanks
00:09:35John Buckingham again
00:09:40if anyone's there could they please call me back as soon as possible
00:09:43it's an emergency
00:09:45repeat
00:09:46emergency
00:09:48that's a legend of fish
00:09:50absolutely right
00:09:51Percival Lowell
00:09:52who predicted the existence of the planet Pluto
00:09:54was a champion of the theory that intelligent life once existed on which planet of the solar system?
00:09:58Neptune
00:10:00correct
00:10:01that number again
00:10:02St Albans
00:10:030724935
00:10:05I'll be here all night
00:10:07and if you get this message
00:10:08if anyone gets this message
00:10:30you should go now
00:10:35Well, we'll talk in the morning.
00:11:05I'll be right back.
00:11:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:12:05This is Mr. Buckingham again.
00:12:18It's now Monday at 7.15, 7.16 a.m.
00:12:23It is now imperative that you call me back as soon as you receive this message.
00:12:35You have reached from Russia with love.
00:12:40If you are interested in any of our services, please leave us a message.
00:13:36This isn't going to work.
00:13:37I'm sorry.
00:13:43I'm booking a flight for you.
00:13:45Today.
00:13:46I'm sorry.
00:14:05Buckingham, deputy head of new business,
00:14:07yearly report.
00:14:08John listens and comprehends well.
00:14:10When communicating, he selects the most efficient methods
00:14:13and displays effective verbal communication skills
00:14:16in dealing with both customers and colleagues.
00:14:21Could you catch this, please?
00:14:22So, John, did you have a good weekend?
00:14:25Yeah, pretty good.
00:14:28Do anything special?
00:14:33No.
00:14:34Do you like that in 10s?
00:14:35No.
00:14:35In January, John narrowly missed promotion
00:14:38to head of new business at the branch,
00:14:40but was rewarded in March
00:14:42when he became a trusted holder of the keys to the vault.
00:14:46This was to mark 10 years on-the-floor service.
00:14:50Customer relations.
00:14:50Although John is sometimes reticent in engaging with customers,
00:14:54on one occasion, John showed first-class communication skills
00:14:58in a delicate customer situation.
00:15:01Problem solving.
00:15:03John identifies most problems within appropriate time frames.
00:15:07He usually resolves or minimises most problems
00:15:09before they grow into larger problems.
00:15:11As a local boy, John is a recognisable face to customers,
00:15:16and so a valuable tool in maintaining lasting relationships,
00:15:19although John still has some reluctance to or has problems in carving out new relationships face-to-face.
00:15:25John makes able decisions in most areas of his job.
00:15:32John follows instructions conscientiously and responds well to personal directions.
00:15:36And in most situations, assumes responsibility for his own actions and outcomes.
00:15:44On the whole, John grasps the central principles of banking for the new century.
00:15:48He understands and responds to the power structure on the floor.
00:15:51In conclusion, John should be satisfied with his performance.
00:15:56This has been a sound, workman-like year for him.
00:16:00Much the same as last year.
00:16:04I think that's very fair.
00:16:21I think that's very fair.
00:16:51I think that's very fair.
00:17:21I think that's very fair.
00:17:51Oh
00:18:21And go
00:18:34Good, good, very good
00:18:39So, how did that feel, John?
00:18:43Feels good, weird
00:18:45It's called Trust and Letting Go
00:18:50Trust and Letting Go
00:19:20Stress and Letting Go
00:19:31Oh, my God.
00:20:01Oh, my God.
00:20:31Oh, my God.
00:21:02Sorry?
00:21:05Today?
00:21:07Birthday.
00:21:10Birthday.
00:21:13I don't understand.
00:21:20Today.
00:21:22Happy birthday.
00:21:25Birthday.
00:21:27Party.
00:21:28Party.
00:21:29Yes. Party. Party.
00:21:32Yeah.
00:21:33Party.
00:21:34Yes.
00:21:35Party. Party.
00:21:42Happy birthday to you.
00:21:47Happy birthday to you.
00:21:51Happy birthday dear Nadia.
00:21:58Oh boy.
00:22:00I'm going to get out of here.
00:22:02Hold it.
00:22:04Let me get it.
00:22:07You tune!
00:22:09It's the first thing.
00:22:11They're in the front of the mill.
00:22:13They're in the front of the mill.
00:22:15Hey.
00:22:17Hey.
00:22:19You see her again?
00:22:20No.
00:22:22John!
00:22:23Hey, John, John, John, John, my man!
00:22:26Hey, let me look at you.
00:22:28Oh, beautiful, beautiful.
00:22:29Mm, mm, beautiful.
00:22:30Mm, mm.
00:22:32One minute.
00:22:33Nadia, can you tell me how to sleep with Alexei?
00:22:36Alexei, here's Nadia.
00:22:39I don't like it.
00:22:40Class of the year.
00:22:41Oh, oh.
00:22:42Hey.
00:22:43That's fine.
00:22:44How's that?
00:22:45We can drink our own piss.
00:22:46Can we, John?
00:22:47Hey?
00:22:47Hang on.
00:22:48Um, sorry.
00:22:50Who are you?
00:22:50Runki, runki.
00:22:51Oh, uh, sorry.
00:22:53What are you doing here?
00:22:55Sorry.
00:22:56You lost me.
00:22:57Hold on.
00:22:58Hold on.
00:22:59He doesn't speak Russian.
00:23:00No.
00:23:01Oh, he doesn't speak Russian.
00:23:02You don't speak Russian.
00:23:03No.
00:23:04Sorry.
00:23:05Tell me.
00:23:06Tell me.
00:23:07What are my friends?
00:23:08How do you say friends in English?
00:23:09Friends.
00:23:10Friends.
00:23:11Nadia, Yuri, friends.
00:23:12You know.
00:23:13Good.
00:23:14Yes.
00:23:15Yes, yes, yes.
00:23:16Tell him that I wanted to tell you, but for me.
00:23:19Yes.
00:23:20Nadia.
00:23:21Okay.
00:23:22She wants to tell you, but you know, her English is so shit.
00:23:25No one speaks Russian, so it's very, very hard for her, you know.
00:23:28What's that?
00:23:29I like for the cake.
00:23:30Okay.
00:23:31Nadia.
00:23:32Happy birthday, Nadia.
00:23:37You are my friends!
00:23:38Hey, you are my friends!
00:23:39Hey!
00:23:40Hey!
00:23:41Hey.
00:23:42Hang on.
00:23:43Hang on.
00:23:44Hang on.
00:23:45I need to know who you are first.
00:23:46We are Russian.
00:23:47Yes, I know.
00:23:48Good.
00:23:49And?
00:23:50And what?
00:23:51Oh, from the beginning.
00:23:53Okay.
00:23:54Nadia is my little cousin, except she's not my little cousin, but we say little cousin.
00:23:59Is it good?
00:24:00You're both Nadia's cousins.
00:24:03No, no, no.
00:24:05Alexei doesn't speak English.
00:24:07John.
00:24:08We are actors, you know, although he's actor stroke musician.
00:24:11He's very, very good.
00:24:12I'm not so good.
00:24:13I just drum along.
00:24:14He makes me look like a retard.
00:24:16He smokes me.
00:24:18No, I don't mean he smokes me.
00:24:20You know?
00:24:22You, you, you, you say smoke in England?
00:24:26No.
00:24:27No, okay, so I can say he smokes me so, eh?
00:24:29So I come to England with other actors to make shows.
00:24:32And I meet this crazy guy from Novgorod.
00:24:34I tell him about you, about chicken and birthday cake.
00:24:38And here we are.
00:24:46You want to give her a cigarette, huh?
00:24:49How is that?
00:24:50What does he look like?
00:24:52I don't know what he looks like.
00:24:54You have to leave him out of the room.
00:24:56Ah.
00:24:57Yes, yes, yes.
00:24:58Yes.
00:24:59I understand.
00:25:01So.
00:25:03So, how long will you be in England?
00:25:06Oh, plans.
00:25:07Come on, plans are for architects, politicians, not for us.
00:25:11You must have a visa or something.
00:25:14Are you asking me for my documents?
00:25:17Don?
00:25:18Don't come.
00:25:19Yes, you're a…
00:25:20Hey, hey.
00:25:21Let's show me the passport.
00:25:22Hey, passport, passport.
00:25:23Okay, John.
00:25:24Yes.
00:25:25I'm going to have a weight in two pounds.
00:25:26Come on, John.
00:25:27Come on, John.
00:25:28No, no, come on, John.
00:25:29John, please.
00:25:30Have you your closure?
00:25:31Here you are.
00:25:32So, John, you'll have nothing to say to your fiancée?
00:25:37Maybe to a wife of 40 years?
00:25:38I can understand.
00:25:40But come on, you speak and I will translate, if you want, okay?
00:25:43I'll send you.
00:25:48Hello.
00:25:49Hello.
00:25:51Hello.
00:25:52Hello. She said hello to you, John.
00:25:54It's good. Go for it.
00:26:02Do you like England?
00:26:03That's a classic.
00:26:05Do you like English?
00:26:07Yes.
00:26:08Hey, whoo!
00:26:09Thanks God, she said yes.
00:26:11Go, go, go, go.
00:26:13Come on, John.
00:26:22I can't think of anything.
00:26:32Okay, now, Nadia, she has a secret to tell.
00:26:35What?
00:26:38Snow.
00:26:42Okay.
00:26:43She says she watched you at the airport.
00:26:48I saw you standing there by the gate.
00:26:54She says when I was a little girl, my father had these beautiful old glasses for watching the birds.
00:27:01Binoculars.
00:27:02Binoculars.
00:27:03Binoculars, okay.
00:27:04That he had kept up from the war.
00:27:05How did you leave her?
00:27:06Dad gave me her.
00:27:07I would pretend the binoculars was a camera.
00:27:10And I would take pictures of the things I loved.
00:27:13The day before I left Russia, my father gave me the odd binoculars.
00:27:18And he said that when I was to see you, I was to stand far away.
00:27:29And look at you through the binoculars.
00:27:34And if you were a bad person, I could run away.
00:27:36I loved you.
00:27:37I loved you.
00:27:38She said she took pictures.
00:27:41Stand.
00:27:42In the head, took a mental picture.
00:27:51Okay, take pictures.
00:27:53Take pictures.
00:27:54Take pictures.
00:27:55Close.
00:27:56Close.
00:27:57Okay.
00:27:58Hey.
00:27:59What is like Hollywood?
00:28:00Come on.
00:28:01One, two, three.
00:28:02One, two, three.
00:28:23One, two, three.
00:28:24One, two, three.
00:28:26One, one, three.
00:28:27One, two, three.
00:28:45Ah!
00:28:48John.
00:28:53John!
00:29:08John!
00:29:17John!
00:29:18Hey!
00:29:20Good!
00:29:36John, John, John!
00:29:49Let's go.
00:30:19Let's go.
00:30:49Let's go.
00:31:19Let's go.
00:31:49Hey, George!
00:31:52Hey, George!
00:32:02George!
00:32:04What the hell?
00:32:14Me.
00:32:19One, two, three.
00:32:34I'm not kidding.
00:32:41Get out of here!
00:32:43Get out of there!
00:32:45Get out of here!
00:32:46Get out of here!
00:32:48Get out of here!
00:32:50Hey!
00:32:53Hey!
00:32:56Hey!
00:33:02Hoooooh!
00:33:03Hey, hey, hey!
00:33:05What's going on?
00:33:07Hey, hey, hey!
00:33:09Hey, hey!
00:33:11Hey!
00:33:13Hey!
00:33:15Hey!
00:33:17Hey!
00:33:19Hey!
00:33:21Hey!
00:33:25So, I'm really sorry.
00:33:27But I'm going to have to ask you to let me know.
00:33:29Oh, I'm sorry, John.
00:33:33It's not you.
00:33:35Oh, it's my fault.
00:33:37I should have maybe come alone.
00:33:39It's okay.
00:33:41You can stay tonight.
00:33:43I'm sorry.
00:33:45I don't know him that much.
00:33:47Okay?
00:33:49I see you tomorrow morning we go.
00:33:51Good night, Yuri.
00:33:53Thank you very much, John.
00:33:55Thank you. You've been very kind.
00:33:57Thank you, John.
00:33:58Thank you, John.
00:34:00Thank you, John.
00:34:01Good night, John.
00:34:04Stop.
00:34:28Thank you, John.
00:34:34Thank you, John.
00:34:38I'm sorry, John.
00:34:57Nobody's yelling!
00:35:01Shit!
00:35:02Hey, what's he saying?
00:35:03Shit!
00:35:04What's he saying?
00:35:05Shit!
00:35:06Alexei!
00:35:07Alexei!
00:35:08Tony, you're drunk!
00:35:09Shush!
00:35:10Stop!
00:35:11Stop!
00:35:12Stop!
00:35:13Stop!
00:35:14Stop!
00:35:15Stop!
00:35:16Stop!
00:35:17Take a look!
00:35:18Like you want?
00:35:19Stop, stop!
00:35:20Don't give me a hug!
00:35:22I'm sorry, you're not left!
00:35:25No, don't give me a hug!
00:35:28Do you want to
00:35:33stop?
00:35:34Go, don't give me a hug!
00:35:36No!
00:35:37No!
00:35:38No!
00:35:39No!
00:35:40No!
00:35:41No!
00:35:42No!
00:35:43What are you doing at least?
00:35:44What do you want?
00:35:45What do you want?
00:35:46What is your intention?
00:35:47Babuak!
00:35:48Zinjek!
00:36:06Ah!
00:36:07John!
00:36:11John, this is Robert Mosley, head of South East New Business.
00:36:15Robert, this is John Buckingham.
00:36:16Hello, John.
00:36:17Thought you could give us a tour this morning, sort of be our Indian guide.
00:36:20Right.
00:36:21Do you play?
00:36:23Yes, I do.
00:36:24That's John.
00:36:25It's always surprising us with his hidden talents, isn't it?
00:36:29I was in a band.
00:36:31Keyboards.
00:36:32Sort of like a very loud marillion.
00:36:35Oh, yeah.
00:36:36Script for a justice team.
00:36:37Yeah.
00:36:38Come on, maestro.
00:36:39Give us a tune.
00:36:46I'll give you a tune later.
00:36:50Take the ball and run with it, John.
00:36:53Right.
00:36:55Morning, John.
00:36:56Hey, give us a tune.
00:36:57I'll give you a tune later.
00:36:58All right.
00:37:00This is the, er...
00:37:03This is, erm...
00:37:04This is really doing trust.
00:37:07Trust and letting go.
00:37:09Yeah, we're not doing this till the fourth quarter.
00:37:11Has it, er...
00:37:12Any results?
00:37:13Has it been beneficial?
00:37:14Yes.
00:37:15It's really weird at first.
00:37:16It's sort of, erm, exciting and frightening at the same time.
00:37:19Wouldn't you say, John?
00:37:21Yes.
00:37:22No, no, we're starting to see results.
00:37:24This is Karen, who's, er, taking it.
00:37:27Hi, Robert.
00:37:28Hi.
00:37:29Hi.
00:37:30So, what are you doing here, exactly?
00:37:31Yeah.
00:37:32Um, it's called Trust and Letting Go.
00:37:33It's a kind of game...
00:37:34Excuse me.
00:37:35...exercise...
00:37:36...with actresses...
00:37:40Hey, John.
00:37:41Mostly's here.
00:37:42Yeah, I'll give you a tune later.
00:37:43Who's looking for, 아이�!
00:37:44Yeah, Chris.
00:37:45You can't see.
00:37:46Great idea.
00:37:47I'll give you the invite rock into the dominate team!
00:37:48Wow.
00:37:51That's right.
00:37:52Keep going crazy.
00:37:53You're almost done!
00:37:54I'm very excited, with the clock.
00:37:55I'm about to talk three years old.
00:37:56Nine years old.
00:37:59All to the clock...
00:38:00Yeah.
00:38:02Yep.
00:38:03... RSPXX,
00:38:12it's weird isn't it very good so if you'd like to swap places with your partners we'll try a bit
00:38:35neutrality get into your place and brace and arms penguin and in the back I want you to really
00:38:45flex your knees be ready be ready to catch them okay and go
00:39:05I'm so sorry I'm so sorry come on you big orange bastard
00:39:35tell him he's got what he wanted thank you John thank you very much
00:40:05I love you
00:40:09Sorry
00:40:11I love you
00:40:12The enders
00:40:12I love you
00:40:12Sorry
00:40:14Oh
00:40:15I love you
00:40:18Oh
00:40:19I love you
00:40:21I love you
00:40:22You're my love
00:40:26You're my love
00:40:34And what?
00:41:04$60,000.
00:41:06$24,800.
00:41:10Here's more than $30,000.
00:41:12Yes?
00:41:14Yes!
00:41:16$20,000?
00:41:18Yes!
00:41:20You're all right!
00:41:22Hey!
00:41:24You must be $150,000.
00:41:26Why?
00:41:28I bought you all the time.
00:41:30What?
00:41:32What did you buy me?
00:41:34Well, what?
00:41:36When we went to the cafe,
00:41:38we went to watch cats.
00:41:40That's normal.
00:41:42Me and my friends.
00:41:44Hey!
00:41:48Tell me about cats.
00:41:50Cats?
00:41:52It's normal.
00:41:54No, no, no.
00:41:56It was good.
00:41:58Decorations were good.
00:42:00It was cool.
00:42:02It was all made up.
00:42:04It looks like it was a size of a snake.
00:42:06Why?
00:42:08What?
00:42:10I'm trying to play.
00:42:11I'm trying to play.
00:42:12Dritt, yes.
00:42:13Why did I play no more?
00:42:14For nothing.
00:42:15And, I'm trying to play.
00:42:16And, I'm trying to play.
00:42:17You're trying to play.
00:42:18What?
00:42:21You're right.
00:42:23Tell me, how many times did it come to him?
00:42:32Two? Three?
00:42:38He was very good.
00:42:40How are you doing? You okay?
00:43:03Is it okay? Not too tight?
00:43:05Listen, let me show you something. Maybe this is gonna make it easy.
00:43:10Look, look. This is a German guy.
00:43:18Okay? This is Switzerland.
00:43:24This is a Greek guy.
00:43:29This is a croupier.
00:43:34This is a fat guy, you see, you know.
00:43:37And this is you.
00:43:40This is a fat guy.
00:43:48Listen, John, you know...
00:43:51They weren't, you know, they weren't as good as you are.
00:43:55You shouldn't feel so bad, huh?
00:43:57Okay, I need this. Thank you.
00:44:17Do you want to stay?
00:44:19Yes.
00:44:21Good.
00:44:23I'll take a look.
00:44:25What is this?
00:44:27What is this?
00:44:29Don't you just say anything?
00:44:31I don't want to be afraid.
00:44:33I don't want to hear anything.
00:44:35I said you were ready to be afraid.
00:44:37Yes.
00:44:39Take your hands.
00:44:41I don't like that.
00:44:43I'm not afraid.
00:44:45I should go.
00:44:47We're not going to go to the Gran Turismo.
00:44:49I'll be back to the Gran Turismo.
00:44:51I'll go to the Gran Turismo.
00:44:53I'll go back to the Gran Turismo.
00:44:55Bye.
00:44:59Listen.
00:45:01Listen.
00:45:03Listen.
00:45:05Listen.
00:45:07I've got to see you.
00:45:09Listen.
00:45:11I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
00:45:18Nadine, I'm going to see you.
00:45:21How are you going to do it?
00:45:31Do you want me to say thank you?
00:45:41No, we have a child.
00:45:54What?
00:45:56Yes, we have a child.
00:46:00What?
00:46:02We have a child.
00:46:04I'm going to say, I'm going to ask you an example.
00:46:11What would you do with your child?
00:46:13What?
00:46:14I'm going to say, I'm going to tell you.
00:46:15I'm going to say, I'm going to say, we are going to give you a child.
00:46:17What do you do with the child?
00:46:19I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say.
00:46:21I don't think so.
00:46:22Oui, ma.
00:46:52C'est parti !
00:47:22John's been with us for 10 years and I think I speak for us all when I say I hope he gets 10
00:47:50years banking asks a great deal of an individual it says here's all this money don't steal it
00:47:59we are insured for this sort of thing so it's not the money it's just I sat next to him for years
00:48:04and he seemed perfectly normal sort of good old John
00:48:20and
00:48:25the
00:48:27the
00:48:29the
00:48:32the
00:48:34the
00:48:35the
00:48:39the
00:48:41the
00:48:46Mm-hmm.
00:49:16Mm-hmm.
00:49:46Mm-hmm.
00:50:16Mm-hmm.
00:50:20Mm-hmm.
00:50:26Mm-hmm.
00:50:28Oh, my God.
00:50:58Ow! Ow!
00:51:04Ooh!
00:51:09Ooh!
00:51:14Ooh. Ooh.
00:51:18Ooh.
00:51:21Down.
00:51:23Ooh.
00:51:25Ooh.
00:51:30Ooh.
00:51:34Ooh.
00:51:36Ooh.
00:51:38Ooh.
00:51:42Ooh.
00:51:45Ooh.
00:51:47Great.
00:51:49You split my fucking lip.
00:51:51Good morning. What can I get for you?
00:51:56Uh, I'll have an espresso with, uh, with a small pastry. Or a croissant.
00:52:01Oh, we only do a croissant with a continental breakfast.
00:52:02Oh, just...
00:52:03Just give me a coffee.
00:52:04One coffee.
00:52:05And for you, sir?
00:52:06One coffee.
00:52:07One coffee.
00:52:08One coffee.
00:52:09One coffee.
00:52:10And for you, sir?
00:52:13You'll have a coffee.
00:52:14One coffee.
00:52:15One coffee!
00:52:16We only do a class not with a continental breakfast.
00:52:18Just give me a coffee.
00:52:20One coffee. And for you, sir?
00:52:28You'll have a coffee.
00:52:36It makes it easier, okay?
00:52:40It makes it faster.
00:52:42I worked it out.
00:52:44If I don't speak English, the men, they...
00:52:47They fall faster.
00:52:49Look, they don't blame you.
00:52:51When a bank employee does this, they understand.
00:52:57You get your life back.
00:53:01Anyway, I bet you hated that bank, huh?
00:53:04Why else would you send off on me?
00:53:06If you just wanted sex, just go to a prostitute.
00:53:09Well, as it turns out, I did.
00:53:14Oh!
00:53:18Here we are.
00:53:19Lovely.
00:53:23Splendid. Thank you.
00:53:24Everyone wants a ticket back.
00:53:26I'll have it.
00:53:28Lovely.
00:53:29Pleasure.
00:53:31Oh, excuse me.
00:53:33Where are we?
00:53:34We're just outside Newbury.
00:53:37Do you know where the nearest police station is?
00:53:40That'll be Marlborough.
00:53:43Two junctions in that direction.
00:53:45Or one or two, I can't remember.
00:53:47So, about five or ten minutes?
00:53:49About five or ten minutes, not far.
00:53:51Lovely, perfect, thanks.
00:53:52Pleasure.
00:54:01John, uh...
00:54:06John, I...
00:54:08I need your help.
00:54:09You must think I'm the biggest pillock in the world.
00:54:24I know you just want to punish me.
00:54:25I do.
00:54:26I want to, very badly.
00:54:27So what, you...
00:54:29You're just going to be...
00:54:31Vindictive.
00:54:33In every sense, if at all possible.
00:54:36You can't hurt me more than I'm hurt already.
00:54:40Well, Nadia.
00:54:41If it's all the same to you,
00:54:42I'd like to give it a bash.
00:54:49My name is not Nadia.
00:54:58John, in Russia...
00:55:00There is no work for women.
00:55:01Sometimes you get thrown into something.
00:55:03You don't know how it's going to end.
00:55:04Here we go.
00:55:05What?
00:55:06No, go on.
00:55:07Go on, man.
00:55:08I've been actually looking forward to this bit.
00:55:09What?
00:55:10About...
00:55:11It's so hard in Russia in winter
00:55:12that we have to eat each other.
00:55:14It's so cold that we have to go to England
00:55:16and shag people to keep warm.
00:55:18I'm just saying, the life there for women is very hard.
00:55:20No, I'm sure.
00:55:21The rest of the world is going to like Stoltan's shop.
00:55:24Well, thank Christ for that.
00:55:25What is shag?
00:55:27What?
00:55:28Shag, what is shag?
00:55:30Look it up in the dictionary.
00:55:31Well, while you're there,
00:55:32look up woman who has sex for money
00:55:34and see what it says.
00:55:36John, I know I've heard you,
00:55:37but you cannot just insult me.
00:55:38That's why you're wrong.
00:55:39I think I can.
00:55:40I think I can just insult you.
00:55:42In fact, if I think if I were to do nothing
00:55:45but insult you from here to the police station,
00:55:48that would still be okay.
00:55:55So, Alexa, which I know isn't his name.
00:55:58He will be back.
00:55:59I beg your pardon?
00:56:00He left me my ticket and passport.
00:56:02It's pretty clear he wants to see me again.
00:56:03Yeah, actually, yes.
00:56:05Yeah, I tend to tie up and abandon women
00:56:07I really want to see again too.
00:56:10No, but you tie them up.
00:56:12Well, I was queuing after the check-out,
00:56:14and I think I put my bag in the court.
00:56:16All right.
00:56:17Would you like to give me some details, love?
00:56:19It's a red bag.
00:56:20Okay.
00:56:21Right.
00:56:22What are they doing?
00:56:23What?
00:56:24I'm going to be sick.
00:56:25What?
00:56:26Why you're not.
00:56:27I am going to be sick.
00:56:28No, you're not.
00:56:29You're a nice one.
00:56:30How stupid is it?
00:56:31Right.
00:56:32What are they doing?
00:56:33What?
00:56:34What?
00:56:35I'm going to be sick.
00:56:36What?
00:56:37I'm going to be sick.
00:56:38What?
00:56:39Why you're not.
00:56:40I am going to be sick.
00:56:41Nice one.
00:56:42How stupid do you think I am?
00:56:43Where's the toilet?
00:56:44The what, love?
00:56:45Where's the toilet?
00:56:46Oh, through that door, up the stairs,
00:56:48and it's just on the left.
00:57:11Oh, you're pregnant.
00:57:12Aren't you?
00:57:13Oh, you're pregnant.
00:57:24Aren't you?
00:57:25You're pregnant, aren't you?
00:57:56Can I help you?
00:57:59Hmm?
00:58:03Sir?
00:58:05Can I help you?
00:58:10No.
00:58:25Finally, St. Albans Bank clerk is on the run today after stealing £90,000 in broad daylight from his own branch.
00:58:40John Buckingham, who lived alone and have been with the branch for over ten years, was described by bosses as a workhorse.
00:58:46Now police are on the lookout for a bright orange MGBG.
00:58:50Oh, Jesus.
00:58:52We'd better get off this model, eh?
00:58:53Tomorrow day.
00:58:54You got your passport?
00:58:55Yes.
00:58:57When's your flight?
00:58:58It's tomorrow.
00:58:59I want you to know I appreciate this.
00:59:04I'm sorry you're a fugitive from justice.
00:59:05I want you to know I appreciate this.
00:59:06I'm sorry you're a fugitive from justice.
00:59:10John.
00:59:11John.
00:59:12I'm sorry you're a fugitive from justice.
00:59:15John.
00:59:16John.
00:59:17John.
00:59:18John.
00:59:19So when you're a little girl running around Russia with your binoculars on, did you think when I grow up I want to fuck loads of strange men?
00:59:20I want you to know I want you to know I want you to know I want you to know I appreciate this.
00:59:27Right?
00:59:28It is a policy como uh oh.
00:59:29Oh.
00:59:30I wanna know if I want you to know that you can't
00:59:56Black broke, knocked up, bunny in the oven, back to Moscow on an air afloat.
01:00:03So tell me, John, did you say when I grow up what I want is to still be in this town,
01:00:08in this job that I hate, in a house with ants and a big bag of pornography,
01:00:12and then I'm going to send off to Russia for a wife and she will fall in love with me?
01:00:17What did you expect, John?
01:00:20What did you really expect of him?
01:00:26Hey, John, they're looking for this car.
01:00:30It's not a very good plan.
01:00:37Hey, John, they're looking for this car.
01:00:42It's not a very good plan.
01:00:56It's fine.
01:00:58Hmm.
01:01:08Hmm.
01:01:09I love you.
01:01:39Can you tell me what's going on?
01:01:41What's going on?
01:01:43What's going on?
01:02:09What are we going to do, John?
01:02:39What are we going to do?
01:03:09What are we going to do?
01:03:39What are we going to do?
01:04:09What are we going to do?
01:04:39What are we going to do?
01:04:41What are we going to do?
01:04:43What are we going to do?
01:04:45What are we going to do?
01:04:47What are we going to do?
01:04:49What are we going to do?
01:04:51What are we going to do?
01:04:53What are we going to do?
01:04:55What are we going to do?
01:04:57What are we going to do?
01:04:59What are we going to do?
01:05:01What are we going to do?
01:05:03What are we going to do?
01:05:05What are we going to do?
01:05:07What are we going to do?
01:05:09What are we going to do?
01:05:11What are we going to do?
01:05:13What are we going to do?
01:05:15What are we going to do?
01:05:17What are we going to do?
01:05:19What are we going to do?
01:05:21We've got to do another one.
01:05:23What?
01:05:27What are we going to do?
01:05:28What are we going to do?
01:05:29What am I going to do too much?
01:05:30What is that?
01:05:31Oh, I'm sorry.
01:05:36I'm sorry, I, uh...
01:05:39I...
01:05:41don't know why I said that. She's not dead at all.
01:05:45She's not...
01:05:47What?
01:05:48Um, I don't know why I said it. I'm sorry.
01:05:50She's alive?
01:05:53She's alive?
01:05:57Laugh it up.
01:05:58Go on.
01:06:02Oh, shit.
01:06:04You should stop smoking. You're pregnant and you smoke like a bastard.
01:06:07I'm trying to quit, huh?
01:06:08Well, it's not working.
01:06:09I smoke more when I'm unhappy.
01:06:11Nobody's that unhappy.
01:06:13Well, maybe I want to die.
01:06:16Don't you want me to die?
01:06:17I don't want anyone to die.
01:06:19Oh, except for small eyes.
01:06:22Except for small eyes.
01:06:25So why did it end?
01:06:29I don't know.
01:06:32Hmm.
01:06:34What was her name?
01:06:36What's your name?
01:06:37Hmm.
01:06:38.
01:06:48.
01:06:49Yep
01:06:50.
01:06:53I don't know.
01:07:23I don't know.
01:07:53I don't know.
01:08:23I just go.
01:08:25What are you going to do?
01:08:30Uh...
01:08:32I don't know.
01:08:35I got this.
01:08:37Uh...
01:08:39This is for you.
01:08:41Yeah.
01:08:42No thanks.
01:08:43No, please.
01:08:44No, please.
01:08:45I'm not done.
01:08:51Goodbye.
01:08:52See you guys.
01:08:54I don't know.
01:08:55I don't know.
01:08:56I don't know.
01:08:58I don't know.
01:09:000-3 to Dusseldorf. Please proceed immediately to Gate 19.
01:09:04Where the flight is out, warning.
01:09:30Excuse me, could you please tell us where to get the bus to Tate Gallery?
01:09:44Tate Gallery?
01:09:45Yeah.
01:09:46Excuse me, just a minute.
01:09:48The bus have at the end.
01:09:52We'll actually take the stretch of Central London for about ten minutes.
01:10:18Oh, my God.
01:10:48Oh, my God.
01:11:18Sorry.
01:11:21To the Sky Grand Hotel.
01:11:32Across the way.
01:11:32Fuck.
01:11:50To the Sky Grand Hotel.
01:12:20Two Russians just came past with a woman.
01:12:40Which woman are they in?
01:12:41I'm sorry, sir.
01:12:41I'm afraid we can't give out room numbers.
01:12:43It's just that she left something.
01:12:45She left something in my cab.
01:12:47We'll make sure she gets them.
01:12:56Excuse me.
01:12:57It's two Russians are staying here.
01:12:58Do you know which floor they're on?
01:12:59Yes, I know which floor they're on.
01:13:04And, um, which floor would that be?
01:13:12We've only got one floor.
01:13:13Thanks.
01:13:15Thanks.
01:13:15Thanks.
01:13:15Ah.
01:13:22Thanks.
01:13:24Thanks.
01:13:26Thanks.
01:13:26Thanks.
01:13:30Thanks.
01:13:31You're welcome.
01:13:32Bye.
01:13:39Huh?
01:14:09Oh, my God.
01:14:39Oh, my God.
01:15:09Oh, my God.
01:15:33Oh, my God.
01:15:34Oh, my God.
01:15:35Oh, my God.
01:15:36Oh, my God.
01:15:43Oh, Jesus.
01:15:44Oh, my God.
01:15:51Oh, my God.
01:15:52Oh, my God.
01:15:56Oh, my God.
01:15:59Oh, my God.
01:16:00Oh, my God.
01:16:01Oh, my God.
01:16:02Oh, my God.
01:16:03Oh, my God.
01:16:04Oh, my God.
01:16:05Oh, my God.
01:16:06Oh, my God.
01:16:07Oh, my God.
01:16:08Oh, my God.
01:16:10Oh, my God.
01:16:12Oh, my God.
01:16:13Oh, my God.
01:16:15Oh, my God.
01:16:17I don't know what I'm talking about.
01:16:25I don't know.
01:16:29I want to know what I want.
01:16:35I'm very happy.
01:16:38I don't know what to do.
01:16:40I don't know what to do.
01:16:46I don't know what to do.
01:16:48Do you want me to do it?
01:16:50I know.
01:16:52But it's okay.
01:16:54It's my child.
01:17:08John!
01:17:14What are you doing?
01:17:20Be careful.
01:17:38I don't know what to do.
01:17:40I don't know what to do.
01:17:42I don't know what to do.
01:17:44I don't know what to do.
01:17:46I don't know what to do.
01:17:48It's my life.
01:17:50Let's go.
01:17:52Okay.
01:17:56If you love him,
01:17:58let's see how you're fighting.
01:18:02Let's go.
01:18:04Let's go.
01:18:06You will have to see how there's a soul.
01:18:08What is it?
01:18:10Salue.
01:18:12Oh, shit.
01:18:14Leave him in the room.
01:18:16Show me.
01:18:18Show me.
01:18:19You will kill him.
01:18:21I know that I'll do it.
01:18:23No.
01:18:26Salue.
01:18:36What's that?
01:19:06Now.
01:19:07Now.
01:19:08Now.
01:19:09Now.
01:19:10Now.
01:19:11Now.
01:19:12Now.
01:19:13Now.
01:19:14I want to go.
01:19:16Now.
01:19:29No.
01:19:33No.
01:19:34No.
01:19:38Your money's in his coat.
01:19:41No.
01:19:42No.
01:19:43No!
01:19:44No!
01:19:46No!
01:19:48No!
01:19:50No!
01:19:51Nooo!
01:19:52Nooo!
01:19:54Oh, my God, you're my son.
01:20:02I'm sorry.
01:20:04Passengers traveling on flight 461 to Moscow.
01:20:09Please proceed to departure gate 4, where your flight is now boarding.
01:20:13Are you okay?
01:20:15Yeah.
01:20:16Okay.
01:20:17Bye.
01:20:19Goodbye.
01:20:20So what are you gonna do?
01:20:23I don't know.
01:20:25Something else.
01:20:26Promise.
01:20:27Promise.
01:20:28Goodbye.
01:20:30This isn't mine.
01:20:32It's not mine either.
01:20:33I don't want it.
01:20:34I don't want it.
01:20:35I can't take it.
01:20:36Just...
01:20:37You could spend it on the baby.
01:20:39You could spend it on the baby.
01:20:41It is nice.
01:20:42It is nice.
01:20:43You could spend it on the baby.
01:20:44It is nice.
01:20:46Tell me this time.
01:20:48Tell me this story for who this is.
01:20:51you could spend it on the baby.
01:20:52I don't want it.
01:20:54I don't want it.
01:20:55I can't take it.
01:20:57It's not mine either.
01:20:59I don't want it.
01:21:00I can't take it.
01:21:01Just...
01:21:02I...
01:21:03You could spend it on the baby.
01:21:17Yeah.
01:21:18You know, when I said that I didn't speak Russian,
01:21:20I wasn't actually just making that up.
01:21:27It's a long way to go for a date.
01:21:40I know.
01:21:43I mean...
01:21:49But I don't know you.
01:21:52And I don't know you either.
01:21:57Oh no.
01:21:59I don't know you.
01:22:00Just a boobuten.
01:22:09Lexi.
01:22:16Umphile?
01:22:21Ayroport!
01:22:23Ayroport, on my side!
01:22:24Ayangeline!
01:22:25Give me the coat.
01:22:27What?
01:22:28Just come here.
01:22:39You say yes.
01:22:40Say that.
01:22:41That.
01:22:55It will be nice.
01:23:00Really?
01:23:02Yes.
01:23:04Next.
01:23:05Are you ready?
01:23:07Yes.
01:23:13Are you ready?
01:23:14Yes.
01:23:25Can we go?
01:23:26Yeah.
01:23:27Huh.
01:23:28Where are you going?
01:23:29What do you have to go?
01:23:30What do you have to go?
01:23:31I can't.
01:23:32I can't.
01:23:33I can't.
01:23:34I can't.
01:23:40Good.
01:23:42Get out of here.
01:23:47I have to try.
01:23:50It's a good time.
01:23:51Oh.
01:23:52I can't find it.
01:23:53my name is sophia sophia hello sophia mine's still john hello john
01:24:23my name is
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