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00:02:29I want to tell you about the craziest white man I ever met.
00:02:38We go way back, Eddie and me.
00:02:40Met in the Army.
00:02:41I hadn't heard from him in a while before I got his postcard.
00:02:47Never been to visit before.
00:02:50Postcard said you were bringing me a surprise.
00:02:53Is that it?
00:02:54Yeah.
00:02:56I appreciate it, Eddie.
00:02:58I really do.
00:03:00I always love that bike.
00:03:03Sir, it broke down.
00:03:05Hey, it's an old Indian just like me.
00:03:10It's not the end of the world.
00:03:11What are you going to do?
00:03:12Kill yourself?
00:03:13That's what I'm here for, Johnny.
00:03:15Postcard didn't say when you were coming.
00:03:22So I lit a fire last night.
00:03:26Smoke told me when you'd be here.
00:03:29I've been watching for you.
00:03:31You know why I came to see you?
00:03:32I've got a pretty good idea, amigo.
00:03:35What good did we do?
00:03:38Nothing!
00:03:40You used to do it real good, Johnny.
00:03:43Killing.
00:03:44The memories.
00:03:48They're on me, Johnny.
00:03:52Johnny!
00:03:53Johnny!
00:03:54Why you got the medal, Eddie?
00:04:04Hey!
00:04:06I have this dream about the devil.
00:04:10He reserved a old floor of hell.
00:04:15Just for me, Johnny.
00:04:17What do you think about that?
00:04:19Tell me more about your dream, Eddie.
00:04:26Oh.
00:04:28My dream.
00:04:33I think about it a lot, Johnny.
00:04:36I think about it a lot.
00:04:39Checking out!
00:04:42Finito.
00:04:44Enough.
00:04:45That's why I'm here, Johnny.
00:04:51To kill myself.
00:04:56I need you, okay?
00:05:01I need you, okay?
00:05:08Eddie!
00:05:11You may not need my okay.
00:05:15Look at this!
00:05:31Look at this!
00:05:31He could've killed me!
00:05:33What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
00:05:38I need you.
00:05:39I need you.
00:05:39I need you.
00:05:40I need you.
00:05:40I need you.
00:05:41I need you.
00:05:42I need you.
00:05:43I need you.
00:05:44I need you.
00:05:44I need you.
00:05:45Hey, you! Psycho man!
00:05:48What in the hell are you shooting at, boy?
00:05:51You damn near killed us back there.
00:05:53Leave me alone. I don't want any trouble.
00:05:56What I think you need to do, son,
00:05:58is apologize to me and my brothers for almost killing us.
00:06:04Hey, Johnny! What do you think?
00:06:08Maybe they can do it.
00:06:10Who the fuck are you talking to?
00:06:15My best friend.
00:06:21I'll tell you what, mister.
00:06:24Why don't you just give us this here motorcycle?
00:06:28And maybe, maybe me and my brothers
00:06:32will just forget about this hole, Lil' Anthony.
00:06:34No, no, no, no.
00:06:36No, no, that's a gift, my friend.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:44You really shouldn't be driving the way you are, mister.
00:06:48Please, leave me alone.
00:06:50You will get off of my bike.
00:06:53Whatever you say, chief.
00:06:55Sorry, man.
00:06:57Come on, get you some.
00:07:14You can do it.
00:07:16Look at that. I'm fresh out.
00:07:31Yeah, there's a car coming.
00:07:36Wait, slow down, Byrne.
00:07:38Wait a minute.
00:07:39Byrne, slow down, somebody. You're controlable.
00:07:41Yeah, it ain't none of our business.
00:07:44That name is gonna kill him.
00:07:46He's just burning Dottie.
00:07:47They ain't gonna say nothing.
00:07:48They better not.
00:07:49I don't want no trouble with the Hokans,
00:07:51and if you're smart, you keep your mouth shut, too.
00:07:57I'm putting this in the damn truck.
00:07:59I'll give you a hand.
00:08:00Well, you make sure he's dead first.
00:08:02Give me the gun, Petey.
00:08:06Petey, give him the gun.
00:08:07I can do it, Matt.
00:08:10You go on, I can do it, all right?
00:08:12All right, Jess.
00:08:13Let him do it.
00:08:14Don't miss.
00:08:15Whoo!
00:08:20Come on, hurry up, man.
00:08:21What are you waiting for?
00:08:26No!
00:08:28I'm sorry, mister.
00:08:38Damn!
00:08:39I didn't think he had it in him.
00:08:40Huh.
00:08:41Me neither.
00:08:43Come on.
00:08:48Come on.
00:09:05Thanks, buddy.
00:09:07Where's Dottie today?
00:09:09Life, as usual.
00:09:10Oh.
00:09:11Well, uh, could you give her these for me?
00:09:14What's that?
00:09:15These?
00:09:16Oh, buddy.
00:09:17That is so sweet.
00:09:19She's really gonna like those.
00:09:20Really?
00:09:21Uh-huh.
00:09:22Rhonda, do you think Dottie would go out with me?
00:09:25She likes you, buddy.
00:09:27Why don't you ask her?
00:09:30All right.
00:09:31I will.
00:09:33Uh-huh.
00:09:34I better get my ass in gear,
00:09:36or they're gonna discontinue the run.
00:09:38I mean, there's one passenger out there,
00:09:40and it's military.
00:09:41It's half price.
00:09:42Oh, uh, could you tell her?
00:09:44I'm sorry I missed her.
00:09:45Sure will.
00:09:47See you, Pop.
00:09:49It's not my turn.
00:09:53It's not my turn.
00:09:57All right.
00:09:58Hey, Rhonda.
00:09:59What are you saying?
00:10:00Hey, you sit on my lap,
00:10:01we talk about the first thing that pops up.
00:10:03Oh, my God!
00:10:04Oh, my God!
00:10:05You can pop up.
00:10:07Split this hole.
00:10:09Keep saying, sweet thing.
00:10:11I think I'm in love.
00:10:14Ow!
00:10:15You give me a frostbite.
00:10:16Rhonda.
00:10:18Rhonda.
00:10:19You're late.
00:10:20The shortcut to the dry lake,
00:10:21and we saw this poor boy getting the mass beat out of him by the...
00:10:25I saw a fire saucer.
00:10:26A fire saucer, Rhonda.
00:10:27Unbelievable.
00:10:28And I did.
00:10:29Place.
00:10:30Place.
00:10:31Just go fill the ketchup bottles.
00:10:33And Buddy left these for you, Dottie.
00:10:37Hey, sweet.
00:10:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:39I thought you said they canceled his run.
00:10:41Look what he got me for him.
00:10:44It says here, uh,
00:10:45the Army may be conducting maneuvers around here.
00:10:48Army's not coming, Pop.
00:10:50And the fly boys are gone, too.
00:10:53Should've sold this place when I was a kid,
00:10:55before they put in the interstate.
00:10:58Here's a fresh cup, Mr. Early.
00:11:00Oh, thank you, Rhonda.
00:11:03My Bertie should be here any time now.
00:11:05She's been away finding their job as a handyman.
00:11:09She should be here any time.
00:11:11Any time.
00:11:12She'd teach me some patience, Mr. Early.
00:11:15Oh, Rhonda.
00:11:16Patience is always there waiting for you.
00:11:19Hmm?
00:11:20Well, that is good to hear.
00:11:23Well, Bertie is gone three years now,
00:11:26and he is still waiting.
00:11:30He's my kind of guy.
00:11:31Oh, a little old for you, isn't he?
00:11:52He's my kid.
00:11:53And he's the only one next day.
00:11:54And he's got to win.
00:11:56All right, I'm so sorry.
00:11:58Look.
00:11:59Whoa!
00:12:00Way to go, Petey, man.
00:12:01We didn't think you had it in you, man.
00:12:04Two shots in the head.
00:12:05That's my little brother.
00:12:06You think no big deal?
00:12:08I wonder where that sonbitch was from.
00:12:09What a plant.
00:12:11Petey, what's that thing worth?
00:12:12What do you think works in that fortified?
00:12:14400.
00:12:15If you want it.
00:12:16Jesse, bring it over to Eli's.
00:12:18You tell those that we're gonna give you four and a half more,
00:12:20I'll shove it up his brother's tiny little ass.
00:12:22They might enjoy that.
00:12:24Hey, you guys, hurry it up.
00:12:26I'm gonna be late. Get ramped, y'all.
00:12:28Come on, Petey. You need to practice.
00:12:30Bullshit. Never bet he's good at collecting as you are.
00:12:33We'll see you about that.
00:12:34Hey, good morning, y'all. It's time to pass the plate.
00:12:38I'm afraid we're a little short this month.
00:12:41Oh, count it.
00:12:43And I'm afraid y'all gonna have a serious problem.
00:12:45Yeah, like a goddamn broken arm.
00:12:47You can't take the Lord's name in vain, Sonny.
00:12:50Sorry, man.
00:12:52Look, Miss Howard, I don't want Petey to get any more upset than he is
00:12:56and ended up breaking both of his arms.
00:12:58Oh, no, not that, Henry.
00:13:02Well, looky here. It's a miracle. Hallelujah.
00:13:06Y'all take it easy now.
00:13:09Have a nice day, man.
00:13:10Why did you do that? Why did you tell me?
00:13:12Oh, by the way, Saturday night, I got this date with this cute little sinner.
00:13:16Could I get some clean sheets this time?
00:13:19I gotta lie down.
00:13:21Lord, Lord, oh, Lord.
00:13:23That was the reverend's money.
00:13:25That was the reverend's money.
00:13:29I can't wait.
00:13:30I can't wait for a dollar to see the grandparent.
00:13:31If we were to worship the other, I can't wait for a dollar or an hour so I can call me the other.
00:13:32How did you celebrate?
00:13:33No.
00:13:34No.
00:13:35That was the perfect deal.
00:13:36Oh, Lord, oh, Lord.
00:13:37I had no one person for this.
00:13:38My friend, I have no one person for this.
00:13:40That was the most beautiful thing.
00:13:41I can't wait for you.
00:13:42I can't wait for you if you're here to get the money, but I can't wait for you.
00:13:44Go on!
00:13:45Cure this time, right?
00:14:06100%.
00:14:07Good.
00:14:11Anybody seen my idiot sons?
00:14:13You know those boys, Gunny.
00:14:14You just can't count on them.
00:14:16God damn it.
00:14:18Told them to be here.
00:14:20God damn it.
00:14:22Looks like the plane's on time for a change.
00:14:24We'll be ready.
00:14:47Don't sweat.
00:14:48Good morning, Dad.
00:14:49Sorry we're late.
00:14:53Good morning, Dad.
00:14:56Sorry we're late.
00:14:59Good morning, Phoebe.
00:15:00Where'd you two be?
00:15:01Good morning, Dad.
00:15:02Sorry we're late.
00:15:03Good morning, Phoebe.
00:15:07Where'd you two be?
00:15:08You were supposed to be here to back me up.
00:15:13What about me and Matt?
00:15:14What about you?
00:15:15You're on my payroll.
00:15:15You do like you're told.
00:15:16What the hell is that?
00:15:17Oh, it's like a .49 Indy, Pa.
00:15:18I got a good deal on it.
00:15:19I see that.
00:15:20Now, you show me the pink slip.
00:15:21Well, like I said, I got a great deal on it, Gunny.
00:15:22Damn it!
00:15:23The last thing I need right now is trouble.
00:15:25Is this right gonna be trouble?
00:15:26No, sir.
00:15:27You sure?
00:15:28Dead sure.
00:15:29Right back.
00:15:30Right back.
00:15:31Right back.
00:15:32Right back.
00:15:33Right back.
00:15:34Absolutely, Dad.
00:15:35No, no trouble at all.
00:15:36Don't even think about it.
00:15:37Shit.
00:15:38Fucking dickwad.
00:15:39Stupid sons of them.
00:15:40Oh, great.
00:15:41Just fucking great.
00:15:42You know what I'm talking about?
00:15:43I see.
00:15:44I see that.
00:15:45Now, you show me the pink slip.
00:15:47Well, like I said, I got a great deal on it, Gunny.
00:15:49Damn it!
00:15:50The last thing I need right now is trouble.
00:15:52Is this right gonna be trouble?
00:15:53No, sir.
00:15:54You sure?
00:15:55Dead sure.
00:15:56Right, Petey?
00:15:57Right, absolutely, Dad.
00:15:58No trouble at all.
00:15:59Don't even think about it.
00:16:00Shit.
00:16:01Fucking dickwads.
00:16:02Stupid sons of them.
00:16:03You know how to tell time?
00:16:04Yeah, sir.
00:16:05Then be here all time.
00:16:06Yeah, sir.
00:16:07We've been through this a dozen times, and you never fucking hear.
00:16:10It's for sure.
00:16:11Oh, shut up.
00:16:30Eddie.
00:16:31Eddie.
00:16:32Eddie.
00:16:33You're fading on me.
00:16:46He's a good boy, Okai.
00:16:47He could really use your help.
00:16:49What do you say?
00:16:50What do you say?
00:16:51What do you say?
00:16:52What do you say?
00:16:53What do you say?
00:16:54What do you say?
00:16:55What do you say?
00:16:56What do you say?
00:16:57What do you say?
00:16:58What do you say?
00:16:59It's like death.
00:17:00Check your boots.
00:17:01It ain't me.
00:17:02All wrong.
00:17:03It smells like some damn manure in here.
00:17:05Maybe the outhouse, man.
00:17:06Can I get you boys some coffee?
00:17:07What are you talking?
00:17:08I'm talking to you, bitch.
00:17:09You better red than dead, asshole.
00:17:10Fuck you!
00:17:11You're bar short us 15 gallons of a feather.
00:17:12Why don't you boys take your differences outside?
00:17:13Well, you heard our town constable.
00:17:14You gents best be moving along.
00:17:15Shut up!
00:17:16Shut up!
00:17:17That's alright.
00:17:18But...
00:17:19I mean, the past all the time.
00:17:20Oh, this is the fact that you've all seen.
00:17:22What's going on?
00:17:23You're saying, what is the hell?
00:17:24What is the hell?
00:17:25I'm talking to you, bitch.
00:17:26You better red than dead, asshole.
00:17:27Fuck you!
00:17:28You're bar short us 15 gallons of a feather.
00:17:29Why don't you boys take your differences outside?
00:17:32Well, you heard our town constable.
00:17:35You gents best be moving along.
00:17:36Shut the fuck up, that's right.
00:17:37Get the fuck out of here.
00:17:39You want a fucking making?
00:17:40He's ruining my app, isn't he?
00:17:42Come back!
00:17:43Come back, bitch!
00:17:44Shoot me.
00:17:45Bitch, get out of here.
00:17:46Say hey to your wife and my kids.
00:17:48Come on, let the fuck you fucker.
00:17:49Now, let them simmer, I ain't.
00:17:55What'll you have?
00:17:57Come on, Rhonda.
00:17:58You know we like Dottie to take a order.
00:18:00Dottie the hottie.
00:18:02I mean, you got nice tits, no offense.
00:18:04But hers are bigger and firmer.
00:18:08Some people say you're not sensitive, Jesse.
00:18:11Sure I am.
00:18:12Especially right around the tip of my dick.
00:18:14Hey!
00:18:17Don't talk to Rhonda like that.
00:18:19You gonna stop and pop?
00:18:24Hey, sweetheart, did you maybe see something
00:18:27that could upset you or something?
00:18:29No.
00:18:30I'm fine.
00:18:32Really?
00:18:34You sure about that?
00:18:36I'm fine.
00:18:37She won't even look me in the eye.
00:18:39I'm fine.
00:18:47Johnny.
00:18:49Johnny.
00:18:56I'm six toes.
00:18:59Morning.
00:19:00Watch your foot.
00:19:02I feel like a football.
00:19:16I did a lot of stitching on you, Eddie.
00:19:17See, you still like your tequila.
00:19:28I just did wrong.
00:19:31I won't kill anything.
00:19:33Except the tequila.
00:19:34You seem at peace, Johnny.
00:19:46I think I am, Eddie.
00:19:47Boy, but we had some wild times, huh?
00:19:52All the bras and the booze.
00:19:55Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild women.
00:20:02They'll drive you crazy.
00:20:04They'll drive you insane.
00:20:06Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild women.
00:20:11They'll drive you crazy.
00:20:14They'll drive you insane.
00:20:16Remember?
00:20:18I remember.
00:20:25I remember.
00:20:26I remember kidding, too.
00:20:30I remember that if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be here.
00:20:37My people say that if you save a man's life,
00:20:41your souls are locked together forever.
00:20:45That's why I came to see you.
00:20:48I want to get you, okay?
00:20:51To take a journey.
00:20:56Well, I got things I gotta do, then.
00:21:00I have to look at the moon.
00:21:03Talk to the smoke.
00:21:06Listen to the wind.
00:21:10Nothing's easy.
00:21:11I'm an Indian.
00:21:18They buzzed me all the time.
00:21:37There's an Air Force bombing range right over those mountains.
00:21:40Looks like you're 50s today.
00:21:41What are you gonna do when you catch those three brothers?
00:21:47Get your gift back.
00:21:49You got me a gift and they took it?
00:21:53Yeah.
00:21:54They're gonna kill you.
00:21:57And if the Hogans don't, then the heathens will.
00:22:01Heathens?
00:22:03They're in the dope business with the Hogans.
00:22:06Hey, what do you say we do a little divide and conquer?
00:22:09Huh?
00:22:09Like we used to in the old days.
00:22:11They're making life pretty miserable for the good people around here.
00:22:14Hey, that coyote, you and him are a lot alike.
00:22:25The coyote's got courage, wisdom, a sense of mischief.
00:22:29And he's got a small dick just like you.
00:22:36I'm gonna take a piss.
00:22:38It's windy up here.
00:22:41Say, windy.
00:22:42Oh, God.
00:22:45It's glad you're feeling better.
00:22:57Good morning, Mr. Early.
00:22:59Ah, good morning, Rhonda.
00:23:02What has got you up in the crack of dawn, huh?
00:23:06Well, I had a dream last night.
00:23:09Oh, a dream?
00:23:11What was it about?
00:23:12Well, I dreamed that I heard the sound of the coyote and that today was going to be a glorious day.
00:23:19Oh, glorious day, huh?
00:23:21Completely glorious.
00:23:22Well, I would like to hear more about that.
00:23:24Why don't you come in and help me make the coffee?
00:23:26That would be my pleasure, my dear, my pleasure.
00:23:37My lucky hat, Eddie.
00:23:40Thanks.
00:23:42Here.
00:23:43You might need this.
00:23:44I got a gun.
00:23:45I got a gun.
00:23:46And I'm going to get it back.
00:23:49Which way's town?
00:23:51Take the game trail.
00:23:53Down to the road.
00:23:54Then head west.
00:23:56Highway patrol comes through about once a week.
00:23:57It's your run, Indian.
00:24:03I'm going to get your gift back.
00:24:05Then, I want your kid to take a journey.
00:24:08When you get to town, head straight for the diner.
00:24:18Somewhere around this apple pie, I'll put a smile on your face.
00:24:21I'm going to get to town.
00:24:51My heavens, what was that?
00:25:17Oh, I'm nothing to worry about, man.
00:25:18Just the fly boy showing off.
00:25:21You folks just passing through?
00:25:22Yeah, we're looking for some UFOs.
00:25:24We got lost the minute we turned off the interstate.
00:25:28Lost, huh?
00:25:29Well, not exactly lost.
00:25:31Oh, Clarence, you've always been lost.
00:25:33You got a map to the interstate.
00:25:35Don't need no map, Ivy.
00:25:37Well, we're fresh out.
00:25:39Don't die, you old fart.
00:25:41What was that?
00:25:42Oh, it's gone.
00:25:43What'd he say?
00:25:44Hey, Ivy.
00:25:45Come back and see us here.
00:25:46Oh, you bet.
00:25:48I'm going to head over to Pearly Gates.
00:26:02All right, I'll meet you over there.
00:26:03See you in a few, dude.
00:26:05Check up on that .45.
00:26:06You two jackasses ain't sold that gun yet?
00:26:11Does it look solely you?
00:26:13Man, that's pitiful.
00:26:15Come on, give me the envelope.
00:26:17Ain't got a fucking day.
00:26:23You inbreds.
00:26:24You're real good at running little credit card scams
00:26:27and ripping off old folks looking for spaceships.
00:26:29That's real cute.
00:26:30But if my father has to come down here,
00:26:32you two lowlifes are gonna pee your little SWAT team pants.
00:26:36Isn't that right?
00:26:47Thought so.
00:27:06Oh, my God.
00:27:24Rhonda, you remember about the time I told you
00:27:31when me and Vern saw that guy getting all beat out by the Hogan's?
00:27:35That's him.
00:27:39Daddy, I told you from that.
00:27:40No.
00:27:41I told you.
00:27:41Keep it go.
00:27:43Put it go.
00:27:43Let's go.
00:28:13Hey, if you're looking for UFOs, take a fucking hike.
00:28:24Let's get on the bike.
00:28:26Who is it?
00:28:27Hey, scumbag. You want information dot 411.
00:28:29Now get the fuck out.
00:28:34The 45. Where'd you get it?
00:28:36From your grandma.
00:28:46All right, my grandma.
00:28:52Yeah, she's...
00:28:54She's that.
00:28:56I've been taking shit all day.
00:28:58Ah!
00:29:07Catch!
00:29:13That a gunshot, Pop?
00:29:15Probably Lester and Leon shooting ground squirrels out and back.
00:29:19There hasn't been any ground squirrels around here since I was a baby.
00:29:23I bet it's him.
00:29:24Praise the Lord!
00:29:43Praise His everlasting glory!
00:29:46Save us!
00:29:47Jesus!
00:29:49Save us!
00:29:49Henry, what are you doing out there?
00:29:53Not five minutes ago, I saw a man in a straw hat go into Eli's emporium.
00:29:58Then I just heard a gunshot.
00:30:00We'd better call the state police.
00:30:02Why?
00:30:02It takes them an hour to get out here even when they know where they're going.
00:30:05What if the man in the straw hat is a robber, a rapist?
00:30:09What do we do if he comes in here?
00:30:10You could rent him a room.
00:30:16We'll keep the room.
00:30:18We'll keep the room.
00:30:18We'll keep the room.
00:30:19We'll keep the room.
00:30:21We'll keep the room.
00:30:30Ow!
00:30:31If there's anybody still alive out there,
00:30:35I'd sure have to get me out of the state back here.
00:30:39Ow!
00:30:40Ow!
00:30:43Ow!
00:30:46Ow!
00:30:46Ow!
00:30:47Don't you stand here!
00:30:49Get me out of here!
00:30:51Hey, keep the key open the door, Jan!
00:30:53Ow!
00:30:54Ow!
00:30:55Ow!
00:30:56Ow!
00:30:57Ow!
00:30:58Ow!
00:30:59Ow!
00:31:00Ow!
00:31:03Ow!
00:31:05Ow!
00:31:08Ow!
00:31:09Ow.
00:31:09Awe.
00:31:10Ow!
00:31:10That's better.
00:31:12Now, let's get out of the state.
00:31:21Old damn foot to see.
00:31:23Follow me.
00:31:31Where's the tank?
00:31:33Freaking my goddamn tank!
00:31:35Well, get it out here. I ain't gonna live forever.
00:31:44You do Lester like this?
00:31:47Then Leon, too.
00:31:52You done them both?
00:31:54Both at the same time?
00:31:58Left me no choice.
00:32:00Well, that sounds like...
00:32:02Well, Leon looks kind of peaceful, don't he?
00:32:07Yeah.
00:32:08You got a name?
00:32:10Eddie Lomax.
00:32:11Boys, meet Eddie Lomax.
00:32:14Eddie Lomax, meet the boys.
00:32:17Hi, boys.
00:32:23Oh, that feels good.
00:32:25My name's Eli Hamilton.
00:32:31About two months ago, when I took in, Lester and Leon come down here supposedly to help me run the store.
00:32:40The bastards run the store.
00:32:42Hell, they took over.
00:32:44They took over.
00:32:46Well, don't just sit there and bring me the tank.
00:32:49They chained me to that chair back there.
00:32:53Told everybody I was in the hospital.
00:32:55No visitors allowed.
00:32:57Loud.
00:33:16They starved me.
00:33:18And they beat me.
00:33:20Yeah.
00:33:23And they was my nephews.
00:33:25Imagine that.
00:33:27They hoped I'd die.
00:33:29But I didn't.
00:33:31And then you come along and killed them.
00:33:41I know where they hid their money.
00:33:43Yeah.
00:33:45You can have it all.
00:33:50You can have it all.
00:33:52Don't want your money.
00:33:53Well, then take a truck, make a run for it.
00:33:55No, I've got some unfinished business.
00:33:57What business?
00:33:59You know the Huggins?
00:34:00Oh, you're gonna kill them, too?
00:34:02My advice is go ahead and kill them.
00:34:05Yeah, wipe out the whole poisonous nest.
00:34:09All of them?
00:34:10Absolutely.
00:34:15But what about them?
00:34:17My kinfolk?
00:34:18My mess.
00:34:19I'll take care of it.
00:34:22Where you going now?
00:34:24Get a bite to eat.
00:34:26Straight ahead.
00:34:27And Rhonda's apple pie is famous in these here parts.
00:34:31Thanks.
00:34:32Oh, no.
00:34:35He's still alive.
00:34:37I figured he would be.
00:34:39Trouble on the hoof and it's coming this way.
00:34:41Shut up, Bert.
00:34:44You're just passing through?
00:34:45You're just passing through?
00:34:46You're just passing through?
00:34:47More or less.
00:34:48It sure is hot today.
00:34:49Mm-hmm.
00:34:50You're just passing through?
00:34:51More or less.
00:34:52It sure is hot today.
00:34:53Mm-hmm.
00:34:54All we have.
00:34:55You're all we have.
00:35:00Thank you, Bert.
00:35:01through? You're just passing through? More or less. It sure is hot today.
00:35:19I would like a piece of your famous apple pie. Famous, hmm? And how would you know? Eli just told me,
00:35:38and Johnny said that would put a smile on my face. Johnny? Johnny who? Six toes.
00:35:46What do you know, Johnny? Six toes. We go way back. Really? Yeah. Way back. How about you? I was 10,
00:36:03and I got bit by a rattler on my ankle here. See? Johnny saved my life, and we've been friends ever
00:36:16since. Johnny was right. About what? It's a good pie. Thank you. You know Lester and Leon?
00:36:36Not anymore. Oh. So, um, what brings you to town? I'm looking for the Hogans. You just missed Jesse.
00:36:52Johnny. You got business with the Hogans? Yeah, they've got something of Johnny's,
00:36:56and I'm going to get it back. Yeah, right. Well, maybe I could help. Katie Lomax.
00:37:10Rhonda Lomax. Uh, Reynolds. Uh, Rhonda Reynolds. And my granddad, Billy Reynolds.
00:37:19Just call me Pop. Hi, Pop. Excuse me. I don't mean to be intrusive, but I'm curious. Did my Bertie send you?
00:37:42Bertie did send you, didn't she? She said she was going to get me
00:37:46a good job because I'm such a wonderful handyman.
00:37:52A handyman?
00:37:55I can use a handyman. Well, then I'm your handyman.
00:38:00Yeah.
00:38:04Oh, no. No.
00:38:07It's all in the house.
00:38:10You're very kind. My pleasure.
00:38:12Let's go, handyman. Righto.
00:38:15See? I told you, Rhonda. It's going to be a glorious day today. Glorious.
00:38:18Pull up. Pull up!
00:38:21You ought to fix our door, Rhonda. Hold on, there. My name is Jubal. Jubal Early.
00:38:28Hi, Jubal. Good call.
00:38:29See, I told you, Rhonda, it's going to be a glorious day today. Glorious.
00:38:36Pull up, man. Pull up.
00:38:38You ought to fix that door.
00:38:41Hold on, man. My name is Jubal. Jubal Early.
00:38:47Hi, Jubal. Good to meet you.
00:38:48Thank you. And you are?
00:38:50Eddie Lomax.
00:38:51Eddie Lomax, eh? I like that.
00:38:55Nice to meet you, Eddie. This is your first time too, dear.
00:38:57Eric? Yes. First time.
00:39:00I hope you have a great stay. Great stay.
00:39:07Hello. What do we have here?
00:39:13Leon. And Lester. Did you kill them?
00:39:18Not my business. Not my business.
00:39:21As far as I'm concerned, I won't miss them one iota.
00:39:24I had a beautiful dog once.
00:39:27They shot him dead and never said one word about it, not one word.
00:39:35Always wanted to do that.
00:39:36Oh, you're back, Eddie.
00:39:38Good.
00:39:40Uh, hi, Jubal.
00:39:41I think you've met Eddie Lomax.
00:39:43Yes, I have. Yes, I have.
00:39:45So, Eli, how are you? I've not seen you in quite a spell.
00:39:48Quite a spell?
00:39:49Yeah, well, I've been, uh, tied up.
00:39:53So, Mr. Lomax, what is the job?
00:39:57Lose the bodies.
00:39:58Privacy? That's me motto.
00:40:01No job too big or too small.
00:40:03I'll tend to it straight away, sir.
00:40:07Gadzooks!
00:40:09Bloody well bled all over back here.
00:40:11He bloody well bled all over.
00:40:13However, not to worry.
00:40:16Some spick and span, a little elbow grease, several yards of saran wrap,
00:40:20and everything will be as good as new.
00:40:22Good as new.
00:40:24Well, gents, if you'll excuse me, I'll go fetch me truck.
00:40:32I won't be long.
00:40:34Won't be long.
00:40:35Why does he always repeat himself?
00:40:40I don't know.
00:40:42I don't know.
00:40:51Oh, damn, hooligans.
00:40:53Now what are they up to?
00:40:55Readings?
00:40:56Yeah, mangy pieces of shit.
00:41:00Hey, I've got something better than a .45.
00:41:03Follow me.
00:41:04Bring my goddamn cake!
00:41:32I'm gonna do it.
00:41:34My nephew's, them spawns of hell, that rips off some of this stuff from an army depot.
00:41:41You know how to use them?
00:41:46Well, I guess you do.
00:41:48Hey, help yourself.
00:41:50I just need this for now.
00:41:54You're very kind.
00:41:56Well, I owe you a debt of gratitude.
00:41:57I owe you a debt of gratitude.
00:41:58My pleasure.
00:41:59Well, what are you gonna do now?
00:42:03Take a shower.
00:42:04I'll do it.
00:42:05You can't take it.
00:42:06I owe you a debt of gratitude.
00:42:08I can't keep it.
00:42:09I'm not going to do it.
00:42:10I'll take it.
00:42:13I won't.
00:42:13Thank you, ma'am.
00:42:17Young man, have you been saved?
00:42:21I'm afraid I'm a bad boy, ma'am.
00:42:24But it's never too late.
00:42:31I hope you're right.
00:42:36Oh, ma'am.
00:42:40I love your hair.
00:42:41Why, thank you.
00:42:50Henry, I don't think he's a rapist.
00:42:53How would you know?
00:43:11Night-night, fellas.
00:43:24Hey, what do you say we do a little divide and conquer like in the old days?
00:43:37Good evening, Eddie.
00:43:51Good evening, boys.
00:43:52You sure smell a lot better.
00:43:54Thank you, Eli.
00:43:56Tell me, the heathens, where'd they hang out?
00:44:00You got a plan, huh?
00:44:01Oh, not that you need to tell me what it is.
00:44:04There's a roadhouse about 15 miles down the highway.
00:44:08The Bombay Cafe.
00:44:10Run by a tall, dark fella by the name of Sing.
00:44:14But fair warning, it can get pretty rough in there.
00:44:17Yeah, it can get very rough in there, Eddie.
00:44:20But that doesn't worry you, does it?
00:44:21Uh, you'll need some wheels.
00:44:23Take that dice pick up there.
00:44:24Here, uh, help yourself.
00:44:35You know, I bet he gets lots of pussy.
00:44:39Yeah, I bet.
00:44:40No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
00:45:04Don't for dancing! I don't wanna dance anymore!
00:45:07Where the hell are you going?
00:45:08I can't dance all by myself!
00:45:10You promised to take us to the bus depot!
00:45:13We wanna go home!
00:45:14Yeah!
00:45:16No! No more dancing!
00:45:17I wanna go home and I'll bring my...
00:45:19You go and I goddamn tell you to go!
00:45:22Now you'll dance!
00:45:29No! No more shooting, please! I beg you, please!
00:45:31I tell you what, the next round is on the house!
00:45:35The next round is in your foot!
00:45:37The next round is in your foot!
00:45:38Not there!
00:45:43Hey!
00:45:45Can we all just...
00:45:46Get along?
00:45:47Get along?
00:45:57I don't wanna get along!
00:45:59Hey, Jack!
00:46:00Your girls here seem to have a thing for this sissy and his sissy ass!
00:46:06Oh, you nuts!
00:46:07I own your ass!
00:46:09Hey!
00:46:11You're a very naughty boy.
00:46:15You're a one smart motherfucker, ain't ya?
00:46:19Hank, I'm dead.
00:46:20Yeah, all right.
00:46:21Yeah, all right.
00:46:23Ow!
00:46:25Hey!
00:46:26Hey!
00:46:27Hey!
00:46:28Hey!
00:46:29Hey!
00:46:31Hey!
00:46:32Who's next?
00:46:34Drop your guns!
00:46:35Please!
00:46:36Hey!
00:46:37Hey!
00:46:38Hey, mister!
00:46:39Take us with you!
00:46:41Okay, pick up the guns!
00:46:44God!
00:46:45Oh, my God!
00:46:46You have just dispatched three of my best customers!
00:46:47I am a ruined man!
00:46:48Really, sir!
00:46:49Who is going to pay for all this damage?
00:46:50My new boss!
00:46:51And who might that unfortunate person be?
00:46:52The Hogans!
00:46:53Son of a bitch!
00:46:54All of you!
00:46:55Inside!
00:46:56No!
00:46:57No!
00:46:58No!
00:46:59No!
00:47:00No!
00:47:01No!
00:47:02No!
00:47:03No!
00:47:04No!
00:47:05No!
00:47:06No!
00:47:07No!
00:47:08No!
00:47:09No!
00:47:10No!
00:47:11No!
00:47:12No!
00:47:13No!
00:47:14No!
00:47:15No!
00:47:16No!
00:47:17There's no beer!
00:47:18Thank you!
00:47:19Hey, girls!
00:47:21Do they look tough enough?
00:47:22Yeah!
00:47:23Real tough!
00:47:24Car took a big chance for us, mister!
00:47:26Oh, no, no, no, no!
00:47:27I have my own reasons!
00:47:28And they have nothing to do with you two!
00:47:31Put your guns in the back!
00:47:32And jump in!
00:47:46Maybe he's some kind of gunfighter or bounty hunter or something, you know?
00:47:59Whoever he is, he sure finished off that pig spider.
00:48:02I mean, he just killed him like a bug.
00:48:05I wonder if he's circumcised.
00:48:09Henry?
00:48:10Henry, you should be in bed.
00:48:12Marge.
00:48:14Marge.
00:48:15Good Lord.
00:48:16I can't help wondering about those two poor, innocent girls.
00:48:21What you gonna do to them?
00:48:22Well, I don't know, dear, but I have to go to the store.
00:48:25We're out of Depends.
00:48:26And you should be asleep.
00:48:28Take your pills.
00:48:30You're right.
00:48:31You're always right.
00:48:43Eddie, it's Carol from next door.
00:48:46What do you want?
00:48:51I want to thank you.
00:48:54You're welcome.
00:48:56No, I really want to thank you.
00:48:59Hi.
00:49:11Hi.
00:49:14Hi.
00:49:15May I come in?
00:49:19Sure.
00:49:46Wait.
00:49:47I'm going to go check on my bike.
00:50:02Thanks.
00:50:03Yeah.
00:50:04Where is he going?
00:50:05Poor bike ride.
00:50:06Where does he get the energy?
00:50:10Sweet dreams.
00:50:11I'm sorry.
00:50:12Poor bike ride.
00:50:13Where does he get the energy?
00:50:15Sweet dreams.
00:50:31You're up early, Andy.
00:50:58Sorry I woke you.
00:50:59Ah, forget it.
00:51:01My age, you don't sleep much anyways.
00:51:04Do you mind?
00:51:06If you sell.
00:51:07Okay.
00:51:09Oh, listen.
00:51:10Send Jubal to the Bombay Cafe.
00:51:13He'll know what to do.
00:51:14Clean-up job.
00:51:16And I've got two girls in my bungalow.
00:51:19Put them on a bus to Cleveland.
00:51:21Two girls, yeah.
00:51:23Sure.
00:51:23I can take care of both of them.
00:51:26How many of them did you get down at the Bombay?
00:51:30Just three?
00:51:31Oh, not there.
00:51:32Not there.
00:51:34And are you going after the...
00:51:37Oh, get...
00:51:38Cowards!
00:51:48Why the fuck did you kill him?
00:51:50He's outgunned, outnumbered.
00:51:52Fuck you, Ives.
00:51:53You weren't there.
00:51:54Where are you the fuck you talking to, fool?
00:51:56I'll screw this up your ass and splatter your brains all over the desert.
00:52:00Do you understand?
00:52:00Back the fuck off.
00:52:02If you're any balls, you'd take them yourself.
00:52:04Keep talking like that, Irma.
00:52:05You're going to look funny sucking my dick with no teeth.
00:52:10We've tried to live in peace with the Hogan's.
00:52:14Ramsey's broken the truce by hiring this gunman.
00:52:18So let's blow up his lab.
00:52:20We ain't going to blow up his lab.
00:52:23Because we're going to need it, brothers and sisters.
00:52:27We're going to need it.
00:52:28Because we're going to take over this entire operation.
00:52:33Everything.
00:52:35Cut off the head of the snake.
00:52:37The body dies.
00:52:39Yeah, let's kill Ramsey.
00:52:40What do you say, huh?
00:52:42Come on!
00:52:42Hold that!
00:52:45Ramsey's not even in town.
00:52:47How do you know that?
00:52:49Because I know my enemies.
00:52:50First Thursday every month,
00:52:52a fat pig goes up to Vegas
00:52:54with his bastard sandwich.
00:52:57He sees a stockbroker
00:52:58and then over to his hooker
00:53:00and get his knob wax.
00:53:04He usually gets back between 12 and 1.
00:53:09We'll be waiting for him!
00:53:12Um, hey, Gunny, uh...
00:53:27Can I ask you a question?
00:53:29What's the matter or not,
00:53:30you gotta go pee-pee?
00:53:32Um, no, sir.
00:53:34It's just that, well...
00:53:37Spit it out, weenie boy.
00:53:38I was just wondering
00:53:42why you ride me and Jesse so much
00:53:46and never Petey.
00:53:47He rides me plenty.
00:53:48Shut up.
00:53:49He does not ride.
00:53:50Shut up!
00:53:51Yeah, all right.
00:53:52I love Petey because I loved his mother.
00:53:54She died giving him birth.
00:53:57He's our love child.
00:53:58What about me and Jess?
00:54:05You two are the unfortunate results
00:54:07of some recreational fucking
00:54:08back when fucking was fun.
00:54:16Jeez.
00:54:19Get over it.
00:54:20We got countin'.
00:54:23And they're closin' fast.
00:54:28Take the heathens.
00:54:30They gotta shotgun.
00:54:32Two's over on the bed.
00:54:33Jump!
00:54:33Get over it.
00:54:35Get over it.
00:54:58Let's go!
00:55:00I'm a chemist, I'm not a doctor.
00:55:22It looks like he may have a concussion, possibly some internal injuries.
00:55:25He should be in hospital.
00:55:26Okay, Chang, you can go back to work.
00:55:28He's your son.
00:55:29You're goddamn right he is.
00:55:31You sure you're okay, boy?
00:55:32Yes.
00:55:33Come on, get some real fun.
00:55:36Wait a minute.
00:55:37Daddy.
00:55:38Think about it.
00:55:39Why would they attack us?
00:55:41We're in business together.
00:55:42Don't make no sense, Dad.
00:55:44Man shoots at me and mine, I shoot back and ask questions later.
00:55:46I'm paying 500 bucks a head and that Weasley little ratfuck Ives is mine.
00:55:50All right, let's just do this.
00:55:51I want you to stay and get some rest.
00:55:53Rest when I'm dead, Daddy.
00:55:54Hell, they tried to kill me, too.
00:55:56Well, ain't you a block off the old chip.
00:56:01We're going pig-egging tonight.
00:56:03Yeah!
00:56:04Yeah!
00:56:13Easy!
00:56:15Easy!
00:56:16Easy!
00:56:17Easy!
00:56:18Easy!
00:56:19Easy!
00:56:20Woo!
00:56:21Woo!
00:56:25Six does.
00:56:27Always forget how easy it is to sneak up on a white man.
00:56:30You know, I've been thinking about your problem.
00:56:33You've been wanting to die for how long now?
00:56:35A year?
00:56:36You're not dead yet?
00:56:39It's easy to come up with 100 reasons to take the journey,
00:56:42Eddie, but you only need one to go on living.
00:56:48I don't have one.
00:56:50No, what about Rhonda?
00:56:51It's a nice girl.
00:56:52How'd I marry her?
00:56:54Have some kids.
00:56:58Hey, something moving down there.
00:57:01It's like a bunch of white guys with bushes on their heads.
00:57:05Old divide-and-conquer work now, huh?
00:57:14Should we even the odds?
00:57:20How come you try and kill us tonight?
00:57:35Bastard!
00:57:37Someone got rid of you!
00:57:39Think again!
00:57:41Answer me one thing!
00:57:43How come you try and kill us tonight?
00:57:45Stop firing!
00:57:47Stop firing!
00:57:49Forgot, huh?
00:57:51Forgot what?
00:57:53Your hired gun wasted three of mine!
00:57:55At the bomb bay!
00:57:57I don't take that land down!
00:57:59What hired gun? Renzi, you piece of shit!
00:58:01You know! Your man with a Colt 45!
00:58:03Matt, that's the guy from the draw lake!
00:58:05It's gotta be!
00:58:07Pete!
00:58:09You told me you killed him!
00:58:11I did! Petey, what the hell are you talking about?
00:58:13Stop firing!
00:58:15The guy with the motorcycle!
00:58:17Motorcycle?
00:58:19You told me that bike was gonna be no trouble!
00:58:21It ain't my fault!
00:58:23Petey's supposed to cap him! He told me he would!
00:58:25Here you go, screwing up Jim!
00:58:27Just keep screwing up!
00:58:29When are you gonna learn, weeny boy?
00:58:31When are you gonna learn, weeny boy?
00:58:33When are you gonna learn?
00:58:35When are you gonna learn?
00:58:37Don't!
00:58:39Don't!
00:58:41Get off!
00:58:43Get off!
00:58:45Get off!
00:58:47Get off!
00:58:49Pussy!
00:58:51Get off!
00:58:52Get off!
00:58:53Get off!
00:58:55Good!
00:58:56God damn it!
00:58:57Get off!
00:58:58Dad!
00:58:59Get tough enough!
00:59:00Get off!
00:59:01Yup!
00:59:06Dad.
00:59:07Dad.
00:59:08Daddy!
00:59:10You...
00:59:12You killed him.
00:59:13You killed him, Matt! You killed him!
00:59:18No! You killed him!
00:59:20You killed him, Peter!
00:59:22Because you didn't shoot that guy like you said you did!
00:59:25You lied to me, boy!
00:59:27You lied! That's what Johnny did!
00:59:29And I really did try!
00:59:30You're one of us! You ain't family!
00:59:33I'm glad I ran away from home when I was a kid.
00:59:36You understand?
00:59:38It's getting a little too cozy down there, don't you think?
00:59:41You like barbecue?
00:59:42I love it.
00:59:44I'm sorry, man!
00:59:49I told you we ain't high no government!
00:59:51Up in the tower! It's the guy from the Bombay!
00:59:54I'll get the cable. Get their attention. Then you beat it.
00:59:59It's a good plan, Eddie, but one thing's wrong.
01:00:03There he is! There he is!
01:00:07Let's go, Will! Snack!
01:00:09Get him!
01:00:10Get him!
01:00:11Get him!
01:00:12Get him!
01:00:13Get that bastard!
01:00:14Get him!
01:00:15Get him!
01:00:16Get him!
01:00:17Get that bastard!
01:00:18Get him!
01:00:19Get him!
01:00:20Get him!
01:00:21Get him!
01:00:22Get him!
01:00:23Get him!
01:00:24Get him!
01:00:25Get them! Get them back there!
01:00:33Grab him, grab him!
01:00:36Get him!
01:00:38That ain't him!
01:00:40Where'd you get the hat?
01:00:43You like it?
01:00:45Damn smart ass!
01:00:47Well, I guess it's my hat now.
01:00:50You like it? Damn it!
01:00:52Wait, wait, wait!
01:00:53Maybe it's that spooky Indian we always heard about.
01:00:56Nah, he never was for real.
01:00:58The guy was a Colt 45.
01:01:00You don't know nothing about him either.
01:01:01No.
01:01:02Who is he, Jesus?
01:01:04Tell me. Tell me!
01:01:06It's a coyote.
01:01:08Coyote, my ass!
01:01:10Somebody get me a rope, huh?
01:01:13My ass.
01:01:14Coyote, man!
01:01:16Where you at? You hear me, boy?
01:01:18Stick around. We'll have a little fun with your friend here.
01:01:21A little puppet show.
01:01:23Ha-ha!
01:01:24Woo-hoo!
01:01:27Woo-hoo!
01:01:30Get him tight!
01:01:32Hey-ya-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:01:35Yeah-ya-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:01:36He's got one to take the finest stray dog!
01:01:38Hey!
01:01:39Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:01:41Ah!
01:01:42He's over there!
01:01:43Woo-hoo!
01:01:44Woo-hoo!
01:01:47Woo-hoo!
01:01:47Don't let him make a little laugh, dude!
01:01:50Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:01:50Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:01:51Woo-hoo!
01:01:51Eddie!
01:02:08Eddie!
01:02:09Eddie!
01:02:10This journey ain't over for you, or for her!
01:02:21Eddie!
01:02:28Oh damn!
01:02:32Oh!
01:02:34Oh!
01:02:36Oh!
01:02:37Oh!
01:02:40Say sign or to your ancient friends!
01:02:42Yeah, come on!
01:02:44Eddie!
01:02:45Get him!
01:02:46Here he comes!
01:02:47Eddie!
01:02:48Name your first kid after me!
01:02:51Here we go!
01:02:53Ow!
01:02:54Whoa!
01:02:55Shit!
01:03:01You rejects!
01:03:02Can't do nothing right!
01:03:04Ha ha ha ha!
01:03:05Oh!
01:03:06Oh!
01:03:07Oh!
01:03:08Oh!
01:03:09Oh!
01:03:10Oh!
01:03:11Oh!
01:03:13Oh!
01:03:14Oh!
01:03:15Oh!
01:03:16Oh!
01:03:17Oh!
01:03:18Oh!
01:03:19woah!
01:03:20No!
01:03:21No!
01:03:23Ah!
01:03:25You're the only one!
01:03:27feet high!
01:03:28Eh!
01:03:29Oops, no!
01:03:30We didn't know why he said he.
01:03:31We will run a hole in a hole.
01:03:32Or, come on, come on!
01:03:33And he slower!
01:03:34Come around!
01:03:35We got help, his man!
01:03:36Die escolt!
01:03:37Home!
01:03:38Sweet home!
01:03:39Now, he's in the talk, the captain,
01:03:41and twice!
01:03:42Fuck!
01:03:44Whoa!
01:03:44Oh!
01:03:45Oh, we made it.
01:03:52John.
01:03:54Bye.
01:04:03Cigarettes and whiskey
01:04:07And wild, wild women
01:04:10They'll drive you crazy
01:04:12They'll drive you insane
01:04:26I'm sick of it
01:04:42Everything all right, Mr. Early?
01:04:48No, Rhonda, I'm quite upset
01:04:51Well, what's the matter?
01:04:54I had a dream again last night
01:04:56And it was quite troubling
01:04:58I heard the howl of the coyote
01:05:01But this time there was violence and blood and death
01:05:06But that was just a bad dream, Mr. Early
01:05:09That's nothing to worry about
01:05:19Y'all gather round now
01:05:21You know, we hanged that Indian
01:05:23We all hanged him
01:05:25And I'm offering $10,000 reward
01:05:27For anybody that gets me that Eddie Coyote
01:05:29Dead or alive
01:05:30You understand?
01:05:31Now, Berserker
01:05:33I gotta go
01:05:34Good luck, my dear
01:05:35Good luck
01:05:37If you come with me
01:05:38We're gonna check out Pearly Gates
01:05:53Johnny!
01:05:56Johnny!
01:06:01Sleep stills
01:06:11You okay?
01:06:15He's gone
01:06:19No, no
01:06:22No
01:06:25No
01:06:26No
01:06:38No
01:06:39You gotta listen to me
01:06:41They're looking all over for you
01:06:43They got a $10,000 reward on your head
01:06:47It's okay
01:06:49It's okay
01:06:50Go
01:06:52No
01:06:53Okay.
01:07:23I'm going back to town.
01:07:35I'm going to go with you.
01:07:39Forget it.
01:07:42Eddie, Johnny was my friend too.
01:07:53I'm going to go.
01:08:23I'm going to go.
01:08:53I'm going to go.
01:09:23I'm going to go.
01:09:53I'm going to go.
01:10:23I'm going to go.
01:10:24I'm going to go.
01:10:25I'm going to go.
01:10:26I'm going to go.
01:10:27Hey, we're close.
01:10:28Hey, Vern.
01:10:29You're on deck.
01:10:30Shut up.
01:10:31Shut up.
01:10:32Shut the hell up.
01:10:33I'm not going to thank you for shit.
01:10:35Shut up.
01:10:36And I'm going to tell you one thing.
01:10:37And I'm going to tell you one thing.
01:10:38We are not making it up.
01:10:39Shut up.
01:10:40You're by who?
01:10:41I get a share of the reward, right?
01:10:43Sure you do, Vern.
01:10:44Just show us where he is.
01:10:46Oh, Vern.
01:10:47It's all right, Pop.
01:10:48He's at the motel.
01:10:49Come on, Vern.
01:10:50Right there in the blue.
01:10:51Let's go see if you need some room service.
01:10:52Let's move out.
01:10:53Hey, Vern.
01:10:54Shut up.
01:10:55Hey.
01:10:56Hey.
01:10:57Don't let me go.
01:10:58Hey.
01:10:59Leave her alone.
01:11:00Stop.
01:11:01What are you doing?
01:11:02You can't do that.
01:11:03I just did.
01:11:04Yeah.
01:11:05Come on.
01:11:06Huh?
01:11:07You want to dance?
01:11:08Yeah.
01:11:09Yeah.
01:11:10You're dancing.
01:11:11Hold on, man.
01:11:12I'm sorry.
01:11:13I'm sorry.
01:11:14I'm sorry.
01:11:15I'm sorry.
01:11:16I'm sorry.
01:11:17I'm sorry.
01:11:18I'm sorry.
01:11:19I'm sorry.
01:11:20Come on.
01:11:22Stick around, Dottie.
01:11:24You and me got a date.
01:11:26You want your shoes, Pop.
01:11:27You never do anything again.
01:11:28Put a little head on it.
01:11:29You want your reward, boys?
01:11:30You suck the fuck.
01:11:31All right.
01:11:32We got a...
01:11:33He's in Bungalow 3, the third one in the middle.
01:11:34The blue one.
01:11:35Remember, he's a damn, cold-blooded killer, all right?
01:11:37Jump off, head over to Eli's.
01:11:38Quick, let's get some ammo.
01:11:39Let's get some...
01:11:40Hussies.
01:11:41No, no, no.
01:11:42That's a .38.
01:11:43There.
01:11:44No, not the .45.
01:11:45And this?
01:11:46No, that is a suppository.
01:11:49Get your friggin' hands up.
01:11:50Whooo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo where I can see them.
01:12:06Whooo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
01:12:09What the hell was that?
01:12:10Matt, I gotta talk to ya.
01:12:12Matt, this thing's spinning way out of control.
01:12:14Someone could get real hurt, maybe even killed.
01:12:16Yeah, it sounds like it should mean something to me,
01:12:18but it just don't.
01:12:20That's it! I quit!
01:12:22Get off it, Petey!
01:12:24I ain't crossing this line until I get a piece of that ten grand.
01:12:26All right, Jess, go turn that chicken-ass tenner
01:12:28into a soprano for me.
01:12:30Back off, Petey.
01:12:32Wait, wait, wait, Jesse, it's me, Vern.
01:12:34I ain't crossing this line until I get a piece of that ten grand.
01:12:36All right, Jess, go turn that chicken-ass tenner
01:12:38into a soprano for me.
01:12:39It's me, Vern. We went to high school together.
01:12:41I signed your yearbook.
01:12:42I thought I recognized you.
01:12:44Okay, I'm coming.
01:12:50That wasn't funny, Matt.
01:12:55Good Lord!
01:12:57Why, you've cleaned them open from collarbone to bellybutt.
01:13:01You don't see that every day.
01:13:09You got back doors to these shacks?
01:13:24No.
01:13:25No, it's just windows.
01:13:26All right, we'll cover them.
01:13:28All right.
01:13:29Come on, let's go!
01:13:30Let's get this guy only me.
01:13:44Patience, Elijah.
01:13:46Patience.
01:14:01Hey, mister!
01:14:02Mister!
01:14:03They got the police around us!
01:14:04Give yourself up, mister!
01:14:05They're serious about this!
01:14:06Get the hell out of there, Vern!
01:14:07Mister, come on out!
01:14:08Get out of the way, punk!
01:14:09They're gonna kill you, mister, if you don't come out!
01:14:11Get out of there!
01:14:12Get out of there!
01:14:13Get out of there!
01:14:14Get out of there!
01:14:15Get out of there!
01:14:16Come on, man!
01:14:18Get out of there!
01:14:19Go!
01:14:20Go!
01:14:21Go!
01:14:22Go!
01:14:23Go!
01:14:24Go!
01:14:25Whoo!
01:14:26Go!
01:14:27Go!
01:14:29Whoo!
01:14:30Whoo!
01:14:31My God!
01:14:32Nobody can listen to that, right?
01:14:34He said!
01:14:35That's right.
01:14:36Now go check out.
01:14:37Yeah, right!
01:14:38You go in there and make for sure.
01:14:40But he's dead.
01:14:42He's dead.
01:14:43Get your ass in.
01:14:44He's dead.
01:14:45Stick your head in the door.
01:14:47He's dead.
01:14:48Make sure he is.
01:14:53Go.
01:14:56Well, mister, are you there?
01:15:04There's nobody in there.
01:15:06It's empty and it's full of holes.
01:15:08Irma, go check it out.
01:15:12Buck, go in.
01:15:13He's got your back.
01:15:20It's a booby trap that didn't go off.
01:15:22Circle around, man.
01:15:23We gotta find him.
01:15:24We can't let him get away.
01:15:26Y'all see anything?
01:15:27No, man, nothing.
01:15:28Y'all search over here.
01:15:29Hell yeah.
01:15:30Search over here.
01:15:37Petey.
01:15:38Petey, what in the hell you doing over here, boy?
01:15:41Backing you up, man.
01:15:42Backing me up.
01:15:43Yeah.
01:15:49You didn't even fire one damn shot, did you?
01:15:53Did you?
01:15:54Man, that's just weak, man.
01:16:01Real weak.
01:16:08Shit.
01:16:09Can't even count on your own blood.
01:16:14Yo, Buck.
01:16:15Irma.
01:16:16Quit your fussing over that booby trap.
01:16:18Let's get out of here.
01:16:19Looks like I got me a new shotgun.
01:16:22Hey, Buck.
01:16:23Irma.
01:16:24Can you help us find a coyote?
01:16:25It's caught on something.
01:16:26I can't.
01:16:27Yeah, you're green.
01:16:28No, it's not.
01:16:29I see something over here.
01:16:38You okay?
01:16:39Nila was right.
01:16:40You get good mileage to a full tank.
01:16:42You did a good job.
01:16:46Go check on Buck, huh?
01:16:49Be careful.
01:16:50Go get him there, big king.
01:16:51Go.
01:16:52Take your 10 grand and shove it.
01:16:53Petey, you all right?
01:16:54Let's not go.
01:16:55Sure.
01:16:56Jess, you okay?
01:16:57No.
01:16:58It's not.
01:16:59Now what?
01:17:00Y'all head over to Eli's.
01:17:02Check on Joe Bob.
01:17:03Petey, it's your last chance to be a man.
01:17:06Are we straight?
01:17:07Yeah.
01:17:08You sure?
01:17:09Yeah.
01:17:10All right, I'm gonna check out the gas station.
01:17:11Matt, I won't let you down, okay?
01:17:13Irma!
01:17:14Irma!
01:17:15I'm gonna kill him!
01:17:17Come on, you son of a bitch!
01:17:37All right, Mother Teresa, where is he?
01:17:39Repent!
01:17:40Repent!
01:17:41Repent, you sinner!
01:17:42Take him, Lord!
01:17:43Take him now!
01:17:44Come on!
01:17:45What's going on?
01:17:46The Lord's will.
01:17:49Again?
01:17:50Slow up!
01:17:52Ah!
01:17:53Ah!
01:17:54Ah!
01:17:55Ah!
01:17:56Ah!
01:18:00Hey Zirkle, you got a coyote, huh?
01:18:03Right head.
01:18:05Wrong guy.
01:18:07Get out.
01:18:08Get out!
01:18:09Got him!
01:18:10What the hell is this?
01:18:30You know what the Bible says.
01:18:31Live by the sword, die by the sword.
01:18:34It's funny.
01:18:35Where's the dude with the 45?
01:18:36Don't you joke with me, you little chink.
01:18:41I am not joking with you.
01:18:42I'm going to ask you one more time.
01:18:44You better know where he is.
01:18:45Let's go find him, bro.
01:18:46You are not my brother.
01:18:48You are a liar and a coward, and you do not tell me what to do.
01:18:53We would not be in this mess if you'd have just shot that guy when you had the chance,
01:18:57you little coward.
01:18:58Not a chance.
01:18:59He's a long bugger, this one.
01:19:10You'll need another one of these.
01:19:20Get out of here.
01:19:21Get out of here.
01:19:50You know, you should have killed him, because I'm going to kill him as soon as I'm done
01:19:54killing your ass.
01:19:55Now, drop it.
01:19:57Drop it!
01:19:59Now, turn around nice and slow like.
01:20:11What's the matter?
01:20:12That hurt?
01:20:14Where are your little friends now, huh?
01:20:16This is what happens when you mess with my town.
01:20:20Whoa!
01:20:22Yeah!
01:20:24That's dangerous to see, coyote!
01:20:27I see you get up, boy.
01:20:29Get up!
01:20:30Get up!
01:20:31Stand up, little one!
01:20:33Boom!
01:20:34You're pissing me off, you mutton!
01:20:36Boom!
01:20:38Get me here, baby.
01:20:40Hey, adios, baby.
01:20:43Checkout time.
01:20:44Ha ha ha ha!
01:20:45Come on, get up.
01:20:47Need a little hand?
01:20:48You need a hand?
01:20:50You've been causing too much hell around my town.
01:20:53Stand up!
01:20:54I don't want to kill you laying down.
01:20:56Stand up!
01:20:57Come on!
01:20:58Ha ha!
01:21:00Teach you a damn lesson.
01:21:02Ha ha ha!
01:21:03You're going to pay for what you've done to my family.
01:21:06Knock it off, old man!
01:21:08Everybody see this?
01:21:11Everybody wants it?
01:21:14It's a beautiful thing of time.
01:21:35Whoa!
01:21:36Whoa!
01:21:36Ready for one!
01:21:37Let's go.
01:22:07Oh!
01:22:09Hey!
01:22:25Eddie!
01:22:26Eddie!
01:22:37Eddie!
01:22:38Eddie!
01:22:39Eddie!
01:22:40Eddie!
01:22:41Eddie!
01:22:42Eddie!
01:22:43Ha-ha! I got the busted!
01:22:53You? No, it was me.
01:22:57Army didn't give me a sharpshooter medal for nothing.
01:23:00Was I?
01:23:01What the hell are you talking about? You're all blind.
01:23:04No, I got him.
01:23:06I'm getting petty with petty than doom.
01:23:09Stop it, you're mine.
01:23:10It has never missed a shot, never missed a shot.
01:23:16No, I beg your pardon, sir, but my grandfather was very close to Rudyard Kipling, another excellent marksman.
01:23:23They were very close, like this, and the rudyard on the bottom.
01:23:27You didn't even have a bullet in your gun.
01:23:29Oh, pretty, sir. What was in my gun?
01:23:31A suppository!
01:23:40Green, no sugar.
01:24:05Dottie, this is a goldmine. They're going to start running buses here every two hours.
01:24:09I know, it's a lifesaver for us, too.
01:24:13You're welcome, ma'am.
01:24:14Uh, Dottie, I don't want to be forward, but do you like samurai movies?
01:24:21Well, I don't know. I've never been to one.
01:24:23Well, they're, they're like westerns, only Japanese.
01:24:28Uh, anyway, there's a special showing on in Sun City, one of my favorites, called Yo Jimbo,
01:24:33and I'd sure love it if you'd see it with me on Friday night.
01:24:37Well, that sounds real nice, buddy.
01:24:40Um, I could just drive down.
01:24:44What time should I meet you?
01:24:45Oh, no, no, no, I'll come pick you up.
01:24:47Say around, uh, five o'clock?
01:24:49I'll be ready.
01:24:51Great.
01:24:51Oh, my God, that must be birdie.
01:24:59King me, sir, please.
01:25:01Oh, darn.
01:25:03Very lucky day for you, Mr. Singh.
01:25:06Ah, and a very lucky day indeed for us all.
01:25:09Very lucky.
01:25:10Our town is experiencing a genuine renaissance,
01:25:13and we owe it all to Eddie.
01:25:15All to Eddie.
01:25:16A hell of an idea of his,
01:25:18telling the tabloids about all the alien activity around here.
01:25:22Oh, yeah.
01:25:23Who ever knew there were too many nuts in the world with money?
01:25:27Oh, that's a good one.
01:25:29I made you boys some brownies.
01:25:31Ah, thank you very much.
01:25:33Thank you, Elizal.
01:25:34Now, Bertie, you must sit and rest.
01:25:36Oh, thank you.
01:25:37And Eli, you must stop smoking.
01:25:41Why?
01:25:42Because my Bertie and I are having a baby.
01:25:47Congratulations.
01:25:48Congratulations, my friend.
01:25:51Hey, hey, look who's here.
01:26:09You seem so.
01:26:10I do now.
01:26:12Oh, my God.
01:26:21Don't leave your eyes
01:26:31If it looks like I'm lost
01:26:36Gonna have to trust tonight
01:26:41There's a special light that is guiding us
01:26:48A perfect lover's star
01:26:50A perfect lover's star
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